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-♪ WHAT WOULD YOU DO
IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE? ♪
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♪ WOULD YOU STAND UP
AND WALK OUT ON ME? ♪
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♪ LEND ME YOUR EARS,
AND I'LL SING YOU A SONG ♪
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♪ I WILL TRY NOT TO SING
OUT OF KEY, YEAH ♪
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♪ OH, BABY, I GET BY ♪
-♪ BY WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ ALL I NEED IS MY BUDDIES ♪
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-♪ HIGH WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ I'M SAYIN'
I'M GONNA GET HIGHER ♪
-♪ TRY WITH A LITTLE HELP
FROM MY FRIENDS ♪
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-♪ WHOA-OA-OA-OA, YEAH ♪
-♪ OOH, OOH, OOH ♪
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-AS SEVENTH GRADE WORE ON,I BEGAN TO HAVE NIGHTMARES.
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I'M WALKINGINTO SORT OF A -- A CAVE.
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A LONG, DARK TUNNEL.
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I THINK PAUL AND WINNIEARE WITH ME.
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BUT -- BUT THEN THEY'RE NOT.I'M ALL ALONE.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHYI'M GOING INTO THE CAVE.
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I-I-I'M TERRIFIED.
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BUT I JUST KNOW THAT I HAVE TOKEEP GOING, DEEPER AND DEEPER,
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SO DEEP THAT IT'S LIKEI CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER
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WHAT THE DAYLIGHT IS LIKEANYMORE.
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AND SUDDENLY...
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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I'M INSECOND-PERIOD MATH CLASS.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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IN PAJAMAS.
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WITH FEET.
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-[ GASPS ]
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-I GUESSI WAS UNDER A LOT OF STRESS.
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THERE ARE A LOT OF THINGSABOUT JUNIOR-HIGH LIFE
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THAT MIGHT SEEM SIMPLE TOAN OUTSIDER, BUT THEY'RE NOT.
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TAKE THE 15 MINUTESBEFORE HOMEROOM EVERY MORNING.
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WHAT YOU DOWITH THOSE 15 MINUTES
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SAYS PRETTY MUCHEVERYTHING THERE IS TO SAY
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ABOUT YOU AS A HUMAN BEING.
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IF YOU WERE COOL, YOU HADPLACES TO GO, PEOPLE TO SEE.
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AND IF YOU WEREN'T...
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-DO YOU WANT TO STAND,
OR DO YOU WANT TO WALK AROUND?
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-WELL, WHAT DID WE DO YESTERDAY?
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-WE WALKED AROUND FOR A WHILE,
AND THEN WE STOOD.
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-WELL, LET'S...
STAND AROUND FOR A WHILE,
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THEN WE'LL WALK.
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-THE CRUCIAL THING WAS TO NEVERLET THE CONVERSATION DIE.
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THEN YOU'D LOOK LIKETWO GUYS WITH NOTHING TO DO.
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-[ HUMMING ]
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-HI, YOU GUYS.
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-WINNIE! HI!
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LOOK, KEVIN! IT'S WINNIE!
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-IT WAS WINNIE, ALL RIGHT.
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WINNIE, WHO HAD DUMPED ME,STOMPED ON MY HEART,
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LEFT ME IN THE DUST
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FOR A LOUSY EIGHTH-GRADERNAMED KIRK McCRAY.
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BUT I HAD MY DIGNITY.I WOULDN'T LET IT SHOW.
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-HI.
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-HI.
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SO, DID YOU HAVE
A GOOD WEEKEND?
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-OKAY, NOW.BE CAREFREE, YET RESTRAINED.
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ALOOF, YET AVAILABLEAT THE DROP OF A HAT.
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-YEAH, SURE. IT WAS FINE.
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-GOOD. GOOD.
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-SO...DO YOU GUYS
WANT TO WALK AROUND?
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-OKAY.
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STEADY, BOY. STEADY!
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-WHERE'S KIRK?! DON'T YOU WANT
TO WALK AROUND WITH HIM?!
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-OH, NICE GOIN'. VERY SMOOTH.
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-YOU GUYS ARE STILL MY FRIENDS.
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-HEY, WINNIE! HEY, WINNIE!
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HEY, WINNIE, COME OVER HERE!
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I THINK KIRK WANTS
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!
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COME ON! WINNIE, COME ON!
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-UH, I THINK
YOU BETTER GO OVER THERE,
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OR SHE MIGHT POP A VEIN
IN HER HEAD OR SOMETHING.
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WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT
TO HAPPEN.
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-YEAH, WELL...
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I GUESS
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
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-YEAH, LATER.
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-AND THAT'S WHEN IT HIT ME.
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THIS THINGWAS BIGGER THAN KIRK McCRAY.
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OUR WINNIEWAS ASCENDING LIKE AN ANGEL
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INTO JUNIOR-HIGH HEAVEN.
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OUR WINNIEWAS BECOMING A COOL KID.
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-Psst. What'd you get
for number 1?
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-No way. Get outta here.
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-Oh, come on, man.
Don't be such a wuss.
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-Forget it. Get outta here.
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-Don't worry about it.
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The old bag can't even
hear herself fart.
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Just let me --
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-Get outta here, you jerk!
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-"Get outta here, you jerk."
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-GARY COSAY. YOU KNOW THE TYPE.
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THE KIND OF GUYWHO, AT THE TENDER AGE OF 12½,
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LOOKS LIKEHE SHOULDN'T COME OUT BY DAY.
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-Psst. What'd you get
for number 1?
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-WHAT A JOKER.
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THIS GUYTHOUGHT HE WAS SO COOL,
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PEOPLE WOULD JUST BE WAITING INLINE TO GIVE HIM THEIR ANSWERS.
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-X equals 7.
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-See? Did he burst into flames?
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-HEY, WHAT CAN I SAY?
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IT JUST SEEMED LIKETHE THING TO DO AT THE TIME.
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AND LOOK,IT HAPPENED ONCE, OKAY?
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LET'S NOTMAKE A HUGE DEAL OUT OF IT.
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-What'd you get for 2?
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-Y is greater than
or equal to 14.
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-Great minds think alike.
That's what I got.
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Psst. Hey, man. Come on.
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-[ SIGHS ]
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-Kevin, are you crazy?
You're gonna get caught.
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-Paul, forget it.
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-Forget it?
What do you mean, forget it?
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-Paul. Look.
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-Ritvo's gonna nail you.
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She's not as stupid
as she looks, you know.
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-THANK YOU, MR. PFEIFFER.
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-YOU'RE WELCOME?
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-DETENTION.
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PAUL AND IWERE A TAD OUT OF OUR ELEMENT.
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MY HUNCH WAS THATONE OR TWO OF OUR COLLEAGUES
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WERE REPEAT OFFENDERS.
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I FELT LIKE DENNIS THE MENACEON A CHAIN GANG
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WITH LEE HARVEY OSWALDAND THE BOSTON STRANGLER.
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-I THOUGHT YOU SAID
SHE COULDN'T HEAR HERSELF FART.
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-YEAH, WELL, I GUESS
YOU TALK LOUDER THAN SHE FARTS.
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-MY MOTHER'S GONNA KILL ME.
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-RELAX, MAN. YOUR MOTHER'S
NEVER GONNA FIND OUT.
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-OH, YEAH, LIKE MY MOTHER'S
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JUST GONNA SIGN
MY DETENTION SLIP
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AND FORGET TO LOOK AT IT.
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-WHAT'S HER FIRST NAME?
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-IDA.
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-Ida...
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Pfeiffer.
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-LIFE'S NOT THAT HARD, MAN.
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TAKE IT EASY.
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-NORMA.
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-YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT.
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-WHY NOT?
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-PAUL WAS RIGHT.WHAT WAS I THINKING?
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CHEATING IN CLASS,FORGING MY MOTHER'S NAME --
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THIS WASN'T ME.
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-YEAH, WHY NOT?
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[ NEWS BROADCAST PLAYINGON RADIO ]
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-KEVIN, IT'S ALMOST DARK OUT.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
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-I WAS WITH PAUL, MOM.
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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]
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-THAT NIGHT,I HAD ANOTHER NIGHTMARE.
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I'M BACK IN THE CAVE.
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I CAN'T SEE A THING.IT'S TOTAL BLACKNESS.
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I TAKE A STEP, AND THEN,SUDDENLY, I'M FALLING.
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I-I TRY TO GRAB ONTO ANYTHING I CAN,
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BUT THERE'S NOTHING THERE.
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I JUST KEEPFALLING AND FALLING,
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AND THEN, FINALLY,I HIT SOMETHING.
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[ CRASH ]
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MATH CLASS AGAIN.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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IN MY UNDERWEAR.
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-[ GASPS ]
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[ LOCKER DOOR SLAMS ]
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-YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS?
IT'S THE CONTACTS.
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EVER SINCE SHE GOT CONTACTS,
SHE THINKS SHE'S SO COOL.
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SHE'S TURNED INTO A REAL SNOB.
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YOU KNOW WHEN MY MOTHER
TOOK ME TO GET CONTACTS
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AND I FOUND OUT
I'M ALLERGIC TO THEM?
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WELL, NOW I'M GLAD.
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I'D MUCH RATHER WEAR GLASSES
AND BE A NICE PERSON
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THAN CONTACTS AND BE A SNOB.
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
SHE THINKS SHE'S BETTER --
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-PAUL!
WHO CARES WHAT SHE THINKS?
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-YEAH, WHO CARED?
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SO WHAT IF WINNIEWAS MAKING NEW FRIENDS?
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WE WEREMAKING NEW FRIENDS, TOO.
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-HEY, MAN.
CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
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-SURE. WHAT?
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-COULD YOU KEEP THIS
IN YOUR LOCKER TILL LUNCH?
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-UM, SURE. NO SWEAT.
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-[ SIGHS ] WHAT IS IT?
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-HEY. YOU'RE PARANOID, MAN.
YOU KNOW THAT?
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IT'S JUST SOME STUFF I NEED
FOR FRIDAY NIGHT.
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-WELL, WHAT'S FRIDAY NIGHT?
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-UH, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
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I JUST CRASH OUT IN THE WOODS
ALL NIGHT.
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-YEAH?
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-YEAH, MY OLD LADY'S
ALWAYS HASSLING ME.
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SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW,
I JUST GOT TO GET OUT.
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-YEAH, I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN.
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-YOU DO?
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-YEAH.
MY OLD LADY'S THE SAME WAY.
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-YEAH? HEY, LOOK, IF YOU GUYS
WANT TO COME, MAN, THAT'S COOL.
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-NO, THANKS.
-YEAH, SURE!
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-YEAH, LIKE MY MOTHER'S
JUST GONNA WANT ME
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TO SLEEP OUT IN THE WOODS.
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-JUST TELL HER YOU'RE SLEEPING
OVER AT MY HOUSE.
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-DON'T BE SO PARANOID, MAN.
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-A CHEAP TRICK -- TURNING A12-YEAR-OLD'S SENSE OF MANHOOD
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AGAINST HIS SENSEOF INTELLIGENCE.
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-OKAY.
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-CHEAP, BUT DEPENDABLE.
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-KEEP THE CHANGE.
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-COME ON.
LET'S WALK AROUND FOR A WHILE.
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-I COULD TELL PAULWAS WONDERING
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WHY I WANTED TO DO IT,
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WHY I WAS ACTING THIS WAY,WHY I EVEN LIKED THIS GUY.
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THE TRUTH IS, IF HE HADASKED ME STRAIGHT OUT,
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I WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLETO ANSWER HIM.
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-HI, YOU GUYS.
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-OH, HI.
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-THE NIGHT BEFORE THE CAMPOUT,I HAD ANOTHER DREAM.
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I'M CARRYING WINNIETHROUGH THE CAVE.
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SHE'S IN GREAT PAIN.I THINK HER LEG IS BROKEN.
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I'VE GOT TO GET HER TO HELP.
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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
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-[ PANTING ]
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YOU GOT TO HELP US!
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IT'S HER LEG!
I THINK IT'S BROKEN!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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[ GASPS, BREATHING HEAVILY ]
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-SO, WHO IS
THIS GARY CHARACTER?
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-JUST A KID AT SCHOOL.
RIGHT, PAUL?
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-YEAH, JUST A KID FROM SCHOOL.
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-WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM?
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-FROM SCHOOL.
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HE'S IN OUR MATH CLASS.
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-IS HE A GOOD STUDENT?
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-I THINK HE GOT THE SAME GRADE
AS I DID ON THE LAST QUIZ.
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-WELL, I THINK I BETTER JUST
CALL HIS MOTHER ANYWAY AND SEE.
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-MOM. COME ON.
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WE'RE GONNA BE
RIGHT BEHIND HIS HOUSE.
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AND HIS MOM IS GONNA BE
RIGHT THERE THE WHOLE TIME.
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-GO AHEAD.
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HERE'S THE NUMBER.
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CALL HER IF YOU WANT.
231
00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:29,794
I MEAN, WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE
IF YOU TRUST ME OR NOT?
232
00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:34,431
-TALK ABOUT A CHEAP TRICK.
233
00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:37,067
-GOD, I HOPE MY MOTHER
DOESN'T CALL YOUR MOTHER.
234
00:10:37,069 --> 00:10:38,302
-SHE WON'T.
235
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,504
-I HOPE YOUR MOTHER
DOESN'T CALL GARY'S MOTHER.
236
00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:41,706
-SHE WON'T.
237
00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,307
-I HOPE GARY'S MOM
DOESN'T CALL --
238
00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,776
-PAUL!
239
00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:49,113
-HEY, MAN. SORRY I'M LATE.
I HAD TO GET SOME STUFF.
240
00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:51,382
-NO PROBLEM.
WE BROUGHT SOME STUFF, TOO.
241
00:10:51,384 --> 00:10:53,083
-GREAT. WHAT DO YOU GOT?
242
00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:55,218
-LOTS OF GOOD STUFF.
243
00:10:55,220 --> 00:10:58,823
LOOK, WE GOT SOME MARSHMALLOWS,
244
00:10:58,825 --> 00:11:02,093
SOME KOOL-AID.
245
00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:05,729
I THINK THERE'S SOME TWINKIES
IN HERE SOMEWHERE. OH, HERE.
246
00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:09,867
-OH, AND I GOT A SNAKEBITE KITE
TOO, JUST IN...CASE.
247
00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:11,034
-I CAN SEE IT'S GONNA BE
UP TO ME
248
00:11:11,036 --> 00:11:12,103
TO LIVEN YOU GUYS UP A LITTLE.
249
00:11:12,105 --> 00:11:15,873
[ CREAM'S
"SUNSHINE OF YOUR LOVE" PLAYS ]
250
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:17,875
-ALL RIGHT,I'D BEEN INTO THIS SO FAR,
251
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:19,142
BUT THIS WAS RIDICULOUS.
252
00:11:19,144 --> 00:11:21,012
I MEAN, WHAT DID THIS KIDPLAN TO DO --
253
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,014
SMOKE 900 CIGARETTESIN 3 HOURS?
254
00:11:24,016 --> 00:11:26,416
IF HE THOUGHT IT MADE HIMLOOK TOUGH OR SOMETHING,
255
00:11:26,418 --> 00:11:27,952
HE WAS MISTAKEN.
256
00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:30,554
I MEAN, SMOKING CIGARETTESJUST PROVES YOU'RE STUPID.
257
00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:31,955
IT WAS PATHETIC.
258
00:11:31,957 --> 00:11:33,424
-GOT AN EXTRA BUTT?
259
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:37,862
-♪ WHEN LIGHTS
CLOSE THEIR TIRED EYES ♪
260
00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:42,633
♪ I'LL SOON BE WITH YOU,
MY LOVE ♪
261
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:46,036
♪ GIVE YOU MY DAWN SURPRISE ♪
262
00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,272
♪ I'LL BE WITH YOU,
DARLING, SOON ♪
263
00:11:48,274 --> 00:11:49,841
-IT RELAXES ME.
264
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,710
-NO, THANKS. I DON'T SMOKE.
265
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:56,346
-YEAH, YOU CAN START
ON THE BREW, PFEIFFER.
266
00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:58,215
UNLESS YOU'D RATHER HAVE
KOOL-AID.
267
00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:01,919
-I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT --A CAN OF BEER?
268
00:12:01,921 --> 00:12:04,722
A 16-OUNCE CAN OF BEER?!
269
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,723
THIS THING WAS GOING TOO FAR.
270
00:12:06,725 --> 00:12:09,627
THANK GOD PAUL, AT LEAST,HAD A LEVEL HEAD.
271
00:12:09,629 --> 00:12:12,296
GO ON, PAUL. JUST SAY IT.SAY -- JUST SAY "NO."
272
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:14,598
JUST SAY "NO."
273
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,968
JUST SAY "NO."
274
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,572
[ SIGHS ]
WELL, LET'S FACE IT --
275
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,908
KIDS IN THOSE DAYS WERE NOTAS SMART AS KIDS TODAY.
276
00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,543
-♪ I'M WITH YOU, MY LOVE ♪
277
00:12:26,545 --> 00:12:28,179
-GOD, I LOVE TO PARTY.
278
00:12:28,181 --> 00:12:31,515
I COULD PARTY
24 HOURS A DAY, MAN.
279
00:12:31,517 --> 00:12:34,184
-♪ YES, I'M WITH YOU,
MY LOVE ♪
280
00:12:34,186 --> 00:12:36,186
-YEAH.
281
00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:38,923
ME TOO, MAN.
282
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,658
-YOU KNOW THE BAND "PURPLE
ANDY"? THEY GO TO CENTRAL.
283
00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:43,227
-YEAH. YEAH. SURE.
-SURE.
284
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,361
-I USUALLY PARTY WITH THEM.
285
00:12:44,363 --> 00:12:46,063
MY GIRLFRIEND
GOES TO CENTRAL, TOO.
286
00:12:46,065 --> 00:12:47,898
SHE GOT HONKERS
OUT TO HERE, MAN.
287
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,199
-WHOA!
288
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:53,704
-[ GULPING ]
289
00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,539
-YOU GUYS
GOIN' OUT WITH ANYBODY?
290
00:12:55,541 --> 00:12:58,175
-NAH. NOT RIGHT NOW.
291
00:12:58,177 --> 00:13:01,278
USED TO BE GOING OUT
WITH THIS GIRL WINNIE COOPER.
292
00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,412
WE BROKE UP.
293
00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:04,915
-WHOA! YEAH, WINNIE --
SHE'S PRETTY CUTE.
294
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,617
A LITTLE FLAT,
BUT CUTE, MAN.
295
00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,153
-KEVIN LIKES 'EM FLAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
296
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:10,587
GIMME A BUTT, MAN!
297
00:13:10,589 --> 00:13:11,989
-I THOUGHT
YOU DIDN'T SMOKE.
298
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:15,225
-ONLY WHEN I DRINK.
[ CHUCKLES ]
299
00:13:15,227 --> 00:13:17,328
-YEAH, WELL, CARLA HEALEY'S
NO RAQUEL WELCH, PAUL.
300
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,562
-SHE'S GOT A HANDFUL.
301
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,831
-YEAH, LIKE YOU'LL EVER KNOW.
302
00:13:20,833 --> 00:13:23,000
-YOU CAN'T GO OUT WITH ONE GIRL
FOR TOO LONG.
303
00:13:23,002 --> 00:13:24,635
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,
THEY, LIKE,
304
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,371
WANT YOU TO WALK THEM
IN THE HALL EVERY DAY AND STUFF.
305
00:13:27,373 --> 00:13:30,007
-YEAH, NO.
-YEAH, NO.
306
00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:32,043
-I WAS STARTING TO FEELA LITTLE BETTER
307
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,111
ABOUT THIS WHOLEWINNIE COOPER THING.
308
00:13:34,113 --> 00:13:35,680
HELL, SHE WAS FLAT.
309
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:40,017
AND I'D BE DAMNED IF I WASGONNA WALK WITH HER EVERY DAY.
310
00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:43,821
-GIVE ME ANOTHER HIT.
311
00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:49,827
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
312
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:52,963
-[ LAUGHING ]
313
00:13:57,903 --> 00:14:00,237
-WHAT?
314
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,405
-WHAT, MAN?
315
00:14:03,976 --> 00:14:07,144
-I-I-I DON'T KNOW.
316
00:14:07,146 --> 00:14:09,814
LET'S GO DO SOMETHING.
317
00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:11,048
-LIKE WHAT?
318
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:13,784
-I DON'T CARE! ANYTHING!
319
00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:14,885
-I KNOW.
320
00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:16,853
ABOUT A QUARTER-MILE FROM HERE,
THERE'S A CAVE.
321
00:14:16,855 --> 00:14:17,988
IT'S REALLY COOL.
322
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:22,793
-DID HE SAY...A CAVE?
323
00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:25,962
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.IT WAS JUST LIKE MY DREAM.
324
00:14:25,964 --> 00:14:30,734
I WANTED TO STOP, BUT SOMETHINGKEPT PROPELLING ME FORWARD.
325
00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:33,771
BENEATH MY PLACID,INNOCENT, SUBURBAN WORLD
326
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,640
LURKED A SUBTERRANEAN LANDOF NIGHTMARE.
327
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,576
AND I WAS ABOUT TO ENTER IT.
328
00:14:39,578 --> 00:14:42,046
-OKAY. THAT WAS FUN.
LET'S GO BACK.
329
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,581
-WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, MAN?
330
00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:47,985
-THAT'S NOT A CAVE.
THAT'S A SEWER.
331
00:14:47,987 --> 00:14:49,520
I'M NOT GOING IN A SEWER.
332
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,522
-IT'S NOT A SEWER.
IT'S A STORM DRAIN.
333
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:54,491
-COME ON, KEVIN.
DON'T BE PARANOID, MAN!
334
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:59,330
-MY GOD.I'D CREATED A MONSTER.
335
00:15:06,205 --> 00:15:09,606
-YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S
CALLED WHEN YOU EXPLORE A CAVE?
-WHAT?
336
00:15:09,608 --> 00:15:12,409
-HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S
CALLED WHEN YOU EXPLORE A CAVE?
-WHAT?
337
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,679
-HEY, HEY, YOU GUYS,
YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S CALLED --
-WHAT?!
338
00:15:15,681 --> 00:15:18,215
-SPELUNKING!
[ LAUGHS ]
339
00:15:18,217 --> 00:15:19,917
-SAY IT, DON'T SPRAY IT, PAUL.
340
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,018
-SPELUNKING, LUNKING,
LUNKING, LUNKING, LUNKING!
341
00:15:22,020 --> 00:15:23,420
-I THINK I LIKED PAUL BETTER
342
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,489
BEFORE HE BECAMESUCH A FUN GUY.
343
00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:37,534
-OKAY, THIS IS IT.
344
00:15:37,536 --> 00:15:39,103
ISN'T THIS COOL?
345
00:15:39,105 --> 00:15:41,505
[ WATER TRICKLING ]
346
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:50,647
-WOW, MAN. THIS IS GREAT.
347
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:53,484
-THIS PIPE COMES ALL THE WAY
FROM CRESTVIEW SHOPPING CENTER.
348
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,220
YOU CAN CRAWL UP IN THERE
AND WIND UP RIGHT BEHIND SEARS.
349
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,421
-COOL!
350
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,723
-THIS ONE COMES
FROM OVER BY THE REC CENTER,
351
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:00,891
NEAR WHERE
THE MEN'S ROOM IS.
352
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:01,826
-WOW.
353
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,427
-I KNOW I WAS IMPRESSED.
354
00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:05,229
-AND THIS ONE...
355
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:08,532
NOBODY KNOWS...
356
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:11,768
WHERE THIS ONE GOES.
357
00:16:13,339 --> 00:16:15,338
-Shh!
358
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:20,243
-I THOUGHT
I HEARD SOMETHING.
359
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:27,685
THERE WAS A GUY ONCE
WHO WENT INTO THAT PIPE
360
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,454
TO TRY TO FIND OUT
WHERE IT WENT.
361
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,589
HE NEVER CAME OUT.
362
00:16:32,591 --> 00:16:34,425
THEY SAY HE STARVED TO DEATH.
363
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,160
AND THEN
THERE WAS THIS BIG STORM,
364
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,129
AND THIS WHOLE THING FLOODED,
AND HE DROWNED.
365
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:43,333
THEY DIDN'T FIND HIM
TILL SIX MONTHS LATER.
366
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,403
-OKAY.NOW I WAS REALLY SCARED.
367
00:16:46,405 --> 00:16:48,205
AND LIKE ANY 12-YEAR-OLD BOY
368
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:50,340
WHO'S TRYING NOT TO SHOWTHAT HE'S SCARED,
369
00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,176
I GOT ARGUMENTATIVE.
370
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:54,144
-WAIT A MINUTE.
WHICH ONE WAS IT?
371
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:55,913
DID HE STARVE TO DEATH
OR DID HE DROWN?
372
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,280
-BOTH.
373
00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:59,382
-NO, YOU CAN'T DO BOTH.
IT'S EITHER ONE OR THE OTHER.
374
00:16:59,384 --> 00:17:00,550
-HOW DO YOU KNOW?!
375
00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:01,919
-BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE.
376
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:04,220
I MEAN, HE CAN GET REALLY,
REALLY HUNGRY AND THEN DROWN,
377
00:17:04,222 --> 00:17:05,589
OR HE CAN STARVE TO DEATH.
378
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,724
BUT THEN HE CAN'T DROWN,
BECAUSE HE'D BE ALREADY DEAD.
379
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:09,092
-HEY, MAN, LOOK, ALL RIGHT?
I KNEW THIS GUY.
380
00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:10,293
HE WAS
A FRIEND OF MINE'S COUSIN.
381
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:11,962
-SO THAT MEANS
HE CAN DIE TWICE?
382
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:14,999
-ALLS I KNOW
IS THEY JUST FOUND PARTS OF HIM.
383
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,367
THE RATS ATE THE REST.
384
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,536
UNLESS...
385
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,740
THERE ARE STILL
PARTS OF HIM IN THERE.
386
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:25,876
-LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
387
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,277
-HEY, YOU WERE THE ONE
WHO WANTED
388
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:29,112
TO COME IN HERE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
389
00:17:29,114 --> 00:17:31,181
-THAT'S BEFORE I KNEW
THERE WERE DEAD-BODY PARTS.
390
00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:32,215
-Shh!
391
00:17:35,187 --> 00:17:37,921
-I HEARD IT AGAIN. LISTEN.
392
00:17:45,164 --> 00:17:47,164
-[ MOANING ]
393
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:59,076
-SHUT UP, GARY.
394
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:02,780
-COME ON, GARY. STOP.
395
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,982
STOP IT.
COME ON, GARY! STOP!
396
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:06,583
-I'M DYING!
397
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:11,755
HELP ME!
398
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,790
OHH, I'M DYING!
399
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:16,160
-I'M NOT KIDDING, GARY!
KNOCK IT OFF!
400
00:18:16,162 --> 00:18:17,461
-SHUT UP, GARY!
401
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:18,762
-CUT IT OUT!
402
00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:20,864
-I'M DYING!
403
00:18:20,866 --> 00:18:21,565
-SHUT UP!
404
00:18:21,567 --> 00:18:23,767
-STOP IT, GARY! STOP IT!
405
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,902
-[ MOANING ]
406
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:27,037
-SHUT UP!
407
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,406
OW! MY LEG!
408
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,141
-PAUL, YOU OKAY?
409
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,043
-STOP IT! STOP IT!
410
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,444
-SHUT UP, YOU JERK!
411
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:37,280
-[ CHUCKLES ]
GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYS.
412
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,716
YOU'RE REALLY SCARED?
413
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:42,386
AWW. WHAT'S THE MATTER,
PFEIFFER? ARE YOU CRYING?
414
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:44,822
GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
YOU'RE CRYING.
415
00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,857
-YOU'RE A REAL JACKASS.
YOU KNOW THAT?
416
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:49,627
-OHH, I'M DYING! OHH!
417
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:50,561
-SHUT UP!
418
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:53,463
JUST SHUT...THE HELL...UP!
419
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:54,998
-OH, I'M DYING! OHH!
420
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,766
[ LAUGHS ]
421
00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,635
OHH, I'M DYING!
422
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,937
OHHHHH!
423
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,641
HEY. HEY,
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?
424
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,243
HEY, COME ON.
I WAS JUST KIDDING.
425
00:19:12,218 --> 00:19:16,486
-WHEN I LOOK BACK ON IT NOW,I FEEL SORRY FOR GARY.
426
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:20,290
WHEN ALL WAS SAID AND DONE,HE WAS JUST A LITTLE KID.
427
00:19:20,292 --> 00:19:22,426
AND I GUESS HE NEEDED FRIENDS.
428
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:24,461
BUT ALL PAUL AND I KNEWTHAT NIGHT
429
00:19:24,463 --> 00:19:27,598
WAS THAT WE WANTED TO GO HOME.
430
00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:43,647
-KEVIN?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
431
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,582
DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?
432
00:19:45,584 --> 00:19:46,750
ARE YOU OKAY?
433
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:51,922
-YEAH, WE'RE FINE.
WE JUST FELT LIKE COMING HOME.
434
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:53,724
-IT WAS THE TRUTH.
435
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,759
BUT NOT THE WHOLE TRUTH.
436
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,062
AND LOOKINGAT MY MOM AND MY DAD
437
00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:01,598
STANDING THERE IN THEIRBATHROBES, WORRIED ABOUT ME,
438
00:20:01,600 --> 00:20:04,534
I FELT A LITTLE SICKABOUT THAT.
439
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,771
-WELL, COME ON IN.
IT'S COLD OUT THERE.
440
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:09,606
HONEY,
YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED US.
441
00:20:09,608 --> 00:20:11,475
WE WOULD HAVE COME
TO PICK YOU UP.
442
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,510
PAUL, ARE YOU LIMPING?
443
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:15,545
IT LOOKS TO ME
LIKE YOU'RE LIMPING.
444
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,580
-I DON'T KNOW WHY,BUT THAT NIGHT,
445
00:20:17,582 --> 00:20:19,682
FOR THE FIRST TIMEIN A LONG TIME,
446
00:20:19,684 --> 00:20:22,719
I DIDN'T HAVEA SINGLE NIGHTMARE.
447
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,623
-THAT'S ORANGE!
448
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:27,924
-NO, IT'S NOT. IT'S RED.
449
00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,592
LOOK AT THE ORLANDO CEPEDA.
THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME.
450
00:20:29,594 --> 00:20:31,628
-NO WAY! BUT THAT'S,
LIKE, PRACTICALLY MAROON!
451
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,730
-BUT IT'S THE SAME TEAM.
452
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:36,500
-[ SIGHS ] HI, YOU GUYS.
453
00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:44,541
-HI.
-HI.
454
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,747
-ARE YOU GUYS MAD AT ME?
455
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,352
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
456
00:20:58,657 --> 00:21:02,292
-WELL,
YESTERDAY IN THE HALL...
457
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:05,028
YOU JUST LOOKED LIKE
YOU WERE MAD AT ME.
458
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:09,799
-I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
459
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:13,904
-YEAH, ME NEITHER.
460
00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,644
-OKAY. FORGET IT.
461
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:26,683
-HEY, WINNIE.
462
00:21:30,189 --> 00:21:31,455
UM...
463
00:21:31,457 --> 00:21:34,691
HOW COME
YOU'RE WEARING YOUR GLASSES?
464
00:21:34,693 --> 00:21:36,527
-HUH?
465
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:39,163
-HOW COME
YOU'RE WEARING YOUR GLASSES?
466
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:41,365
-OH, I LOST ONE OF MY CONTACTS.
467
00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:44,301
I LOOK SO STUPID
IN THESE THINGS.
468
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,535
-NO, YOU DON'T.
469
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,607
YOU LOOK GOOD.
470
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:55,779
I'M SERIOUS!
471
00:21:55,781 --> 00:21:57,514
YOU LOOK MUCH SMARTER.
472
00:21:57,516 --> 00:22:00,150
IN FACT, PAUL AND I
WERE JUST SAYING THE OTHER DAY
473
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,751
HOW DUMB YOU LOOK
IN CONTACTS.
474
00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:02,886
WEREN'T WE, PAUL?
475
00:22:02,888 --> 00:22:05,889
-OH, YEAH. TELL ME ABOUT IT.
-NO, REALLY.
476
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:08,258
I'M SURPRISED YOUR TEACHERS
HAVEN'T STARTED GRADING YOU DOWN
477
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,860
JUST BECAUSE YOU LOOK DUMB.
478
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:11,495
-OH, YOU'RE ONE TO TALK.
479
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:13,730
-HEY, I'M JUST BEING HONEST.
I WOULD NOT LIE ABOUT THIS.
480
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:15,165
WOULD I LIE ABOUT THIS, PAUL?
481
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,268
-I'VE KNOWN HIM FOR 12 YEARS,
AND HE WOULD NOT LIE ABOUT THIS.
482
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:21,171
YOU DEFINITELY LOOK STUPID
IN CONTACTS.
483
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,873
-YOU GUYS!
484
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:25,676
-WHO'S GONNA TELL YOU THESE
THINGS, IF NOT YOUR FRIENDS?
485
00:22:32,318 --> 00:22:35,152
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]
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