All language subtitles for The.Tourist.S01E01.720p.iP.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H.264

Do you have a toilet that I could
use?

You need to sign for it.

Need to what?

Sign for it.

No, it's hardly like I want
to buy it.

Yeah, well, yeah. Toilet's in the
building out the back.

So most people, they take the key,
they walk out and then they forget

to bring it back. And then they
drive God knows where with it.

So...

OK, so how does signing for it
actually help?

Cos I could still sign for it
and then...still take the key

away and forget.

Out the front and round the back.

FLIES BUZZ

WIND WHISTLES

HE SCOFFS

DOOR CLOSES

# She's got Bette Davis eyes

# And she'll tease you
She'll unease you

# All the better just to please you

# She's precocious
and she knows just what it

# Takes to make a pro blush

# She's got Bette Davis eyes... #

HORN BLARES

HORN BLARES

MUSIC STOPS

HORN BLARES

HORN BLARES

CHEERY WHISTLING

HORN BLARES

HORN BLARES

HORN BLARES

HORN BLARES

Oh, fuck.

HORN BLARES

HE LAUGHS

Yes!

Woohoo!

Woo!

BEEPING

BANG

BACKGROUND CHATTER FADES IN

HE GRUNTS

You're awake.

You're in Cooper Springs Hospital.

You were in a car crash. You're OK.

Is there anyone we can call?

The cops couldn't find any ID or
phone in the wreckage.

Parent, partner, friend?

Pet?

It's a lot to take in, I know.

Let's start with your name.

What's your name?

Sir, can you tell me your name?

The MRI takes about 15 minutes,
and it's loud. A lot of buzzing,

lot of clicking. Stay still
as you can, OK?

Yeah.

Would you like some music on?

I've got my phone hooked up here.

No, I'm fine.

Wait. If I Didn't Care.

Play that.

Sorry, that an album or a song?

I...I don't know.

OK, top hit - it's a song.
Band called the Ink Spots.

Is that the one? I...

HE LAUGHS

..I don't know.

Do you want me to play it?

Sure.

OLD-TIMEY BALLAD STARTS

MACHINE FUNCTIONS MERGE WITH SONG

# If I didn't care

# More than words can say... #

Hey. How are you going?

Hi. I'm a probationary constable

with the Cooper Springs Police
Department, Helen Chambers.

Here to take a statement.

Telling the truth, it's my first
proper investigation.

Although it's not
technically my investigation,

because most of my experience
has been in traffic.

Uh, any road,

can I get your name,
date of birth and home address?

Yeah.

I have no idea.

Huh? I don't remember anything.

About the accident?
About anything.

Oh.

Oh.
SHE LAUGHS

So you wouldn't be able to tell me
how you came off the road there.

No. No.

And I guess you wouldn't be able
to tell me where you were going.

So, so I suppose you...couldn't
tell me if there are any friends

or family that I could...
Nope. Yeah, right.

SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

So, just to clarify, then...

..like...nothing?

HE GROANS

You know, I keep telling myself
to...

..just try and remember, you know,
but it's like trying to make

yourself fly -
no matter how much you think

you're going to be able to do it,
you still just end up a bloody bag

of bones and shit and fucking
intestines.

Oh.

I'll tell you what, though,

I mean, you must be scared.

I'm sorry.

Well, OK, so what DO we know?

Well... Sorry.

So what DO we know?

You know you were in a car
accident, right? Yeah. Yeah.

So... Sorry to interrupt.

We finally tracked these down.

They're the clothes you had on
when we picked you up. Thank you.

Thanks.
THEY LAUGH

We don't know how your car came
off the road, and local cops

didn't find anything at the scene,
but I've asked them to take another

look, just in case.

And aside from that, we know
that your plates were registered

to a Jessica Smith.

She remembers you buying it in
cash a week or so ago.

It was in person,
right off the street,

so...I mean, she's no use.

What is it?

Do you know this place?

Yeah, it's a little town
about 50k north of here.

Is it ringing any bells?

No.

You know, this is tomorrow. 25th
today, so whoever you're meeting,

it's tomorrow. Unless it's from last
month, or it could be next month.

Yeah. Well, could be any month,
come to think of it. Right.

Most likely not, though, because
when I saw that just now, I thought

that is a meeting that is most
definitely tomorrow.

Probably.

You know what? I can send someone
up there to check it out.

Go on.

You can just, you know, you can say
it.

What's that now?

Whatever it is
you're thinking, but...

..too scared to say.

You can see how this looks, right?

A bloke driving through the middle
of the outback with no phone,

no wallet, no memory and all
that remains is a piece of paper.

So you're saying I'm lying?

No, no, no, no.

Uh...

I'm sorry. I can't imagine
how that feels.

I find it hard when I forget
to take the bins out, so...

OK.
Can I take your photograph?

I can get it out there
to the ABF and the AFP,

and...we'll figure it out.

Yeah. OK.

I'll just get in.

Oh, wow.

Oh, it's right up there.

Yeah. It's close. Yeah.

Look, I don't know if you're a
glass-half-full kind of guy

or a glass-half-empty, but
something's going to come up.

We'll...find out who you are.

This page is going to be full
in no time.

UNENTHUSED: Welcome to the delicious
world of Ronnys. How can I help you?

Oh, can I get a chicken burger?
Just a chicken burger?

Uh, yeah, that'll do.

We've got a promotion on at
$1 to try our cheese pockets.

You what? Cheese pockets -
mixed cheese coated in breadcrumbs.

They're crispy,
come with barbecue sauce.

Erm, no, I-I'm fine.

All right, then - one chicken
burger. That'll be $4.50.

Come through to the window.

Actually, yeah - yeah,
I'll try 'em. The pockets.

BIG-BAND MUSIC

HE GRUNTS

Hey, chief, what you doing?

I just need to get some fresh air.

Walking isn't a good idea
with your ankle how it is.

What you need is rest.

What I need is to not be
looking at that ceiling any more.

So here we are.

Everything you hoped for?

Well, I'm not missing the ceiling,
if that's what you mean.

PHONE RINGS

Oh, crap, I've got to go.

Will you be all right getting back
yourself? No problem.

Congratulations.
THEY LAUGH

Oh, no, he's trouble.

THEY LAUGH

Congratulations.

INDISTINCT CHATTER

What floor?

Two. I mean, erm, three. I think.

Which one is it?

Sorry, someone else brought me down.

It's three.

LIFT WHIRS

Yeah. Three.

Are you all right there, mate?

I don't know where I am.

I don't know where the fuck I am.
OK. OK, mate, calm down.

Just take it easy, right?

You'll be all right, come on.

HE PANTS

You be all right?

Yeah. Thanks.

Hey.

Hello, lady.
Are you hungry?

Uh, yeah, I could eat.

I got us
avocado and roast beetroot.

The king and queen
of the vegetable world.

Sounds great.
No, it doesn't.

But it's good.
It'll be good for us. Yeah.

Hey, we got about 20 minutes till
she's ready for consumption.

We could, uh...

BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS

Oh. Now? I just walked in.

The wedding's in nine weeks

and the first dance is not going to
first dance itself.

Now...come to Swayze.

Oops, sorry!
And...

So how was your day? Did
that training officer decide

to finally show up?
No, I had to go to the hospital and

take a statement solo.

This guy was in a car crash
and he woke up with like no memory

of who he is. He can't remember
anything. Seriously?

I mean, this bloke doesn't even know

if he's got any family out there
looking for him. Jeez.

Hey.
Hm?

If we both woke up tomorrow
with no memory of each other,

you reckon we'd still get together?

Of course I do.

It's five years, though.

Five years ago, I was pretty.

Oh.

And you will be again.

Now, come on, let's give
it another go from the top.

See if we can make it to the
lift this time.

GRUNTING AND HEAVY BREATHING

SCRAPING OF FLINT

HE STRAINS

Can anyone hear me?

Help me!

POUNDING

Help me!

I'm just telling you, I have to go.

If you leave now, you're going
to injure yourself again.

Yeah, and if I do, I'll just go
to the nearest hospital and...

The doctor said he wanted
to keep you.

I know what he said,
but I can't just sit here. Hey.

Is everything OK?

He wants to sign out
against medical advice.

Can you please talk some
sense into him?

She's right.
You can't just leave. Or what?

You're going to stop me?
You've just been in a car accident.

I have been...I've been lying
here, waiting...for what?

I have nothing.
I have no name, no home, no clothes.

The ones they've given me probably
belong to a dead guy.

You can't just go waltzing
into the limbo of the Red Earth

with nothing but a piece of paper
in your hand and expect things to go

well for you.

It's all I have.

The note said 2:30 today.

Whoever I'm meeting can tell me who
I am.

Here. No, no, no, you don't have
to...

Well, how else did you plan
on getting to Burnt Ridge?

You going to walk there?

Thank you, Helen.

You...really didn't have to do this.

Yeah, well, you won't take no and...

..it's no skin off to be decent,
is it?

I put my calling card in there,
so you can call me whenever.

Seeing as how I'm the only person

you know in the whole wide world
and all.

I hope you find
what you're looking for.

Thank you. Yeah.

Burnt Ridge.

DOG BARKS

Come on in. Are you open?

Oh, that's not good for business,
is it?

Take your pick, sweetheart.

I'd like to sit at table
number five, if that's OK.

I'm meant to be meeting someone
here and they said table five.

Sure.

Over by the window there,
near the corner.

Love the accent.

What brings you all the way out
here?

If I told you, I don't think
you'd believe me. Mm-hm.

I've heard some things.

End up working in a place
like this, you hear all sorts.

Go on. Try me.

Bloke out there reckons he's lost
his memory.

Like, completely. For real?

Yeah, he bashed his melon
in a car crash,

now he doesn't know who he is,
where he's from.

Woke up with a note in his pocket
saying to come here today. I mean,

he's either two sausages short
of a breakfast or having a laugh.

Either way, I would.

DOOR OPENS

Afternoon.

Thanks, Barbara.

Stop it. You're going to creep the
poor bugger out.

Go and take him his drink.

Hey, how are you going?

I'll be your waitress today.

Name's Luci, with an I.

Hey.

So I just heard the weirdest
thing I've heard in a long time.

Yeah, OK.
Your colleague told you, then?

Oh, my God.

You're actually
being serious, aren't you?

What about your name?

You don't remember your name? No.

Whoa. You know, this isn't a joke.

All right?

Sorry, I didn't mean to...

No, it...doesn't matter.

I've never met anyone with amnesia
before.

Is there anything that I can do,
or...?

Erm, you could start by giving me
the lemonade.

Oh, yeah, sorry.

Oh!

Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

No, it's OK, it was my fault.
Oh, fuck, I'm sorry.

No, here, let me... You know what?
I'm just going to go and clean up.

Yeah. Oh, no. Sorry, our toilets,
they're screwed at the moment.

We're actually using the ones
over the road. I can...

..I can show you.
No, it's fine.

No, it's all right.

I'm so sorry.

The old couple
across the road are letting us

use their toilets whilst ours
are down.

That's really going the extra mile,
community spirit-wise, isn't it,

letting strangers defecate
in your property?

Oh, well, you know, they get
two free meals a day.

That's a fair trade.

Hey, I didn't mean to laugh
at you back there.

I've just got this awkward thing
I do when I'm nervous.

HUGE EXPLOSION

GLASS SHATTERS

Fuck. Sandy... Sandy? I'm here.

Hi, I'm Helen.

The one who really doesn't want
to do this bit.

I mean, it's hard, right?

Like double hard these days
cos people are saying,

"It's OK to be bigger,
it's time to own it.

"Love your lard."
But they don't mean it, do they?

No, that was a genuine question.

LAUGHTER

So, now I feel this pressure

to be in love with the fat bits
on my body,

which I don't actually love,

and if I don't own it
and love the lard,

then, well, I'm not a real woman,
am I?

It's like embarrassing to lose the
weight, because then I've given in.

I can't win.

It's like I'm on a highway going 80,
and that's the minimum speed limit,

but there are just road bumps
everywhere.

CLEARS THROAT

Or maybe it's just a hell of a way
to talk myself into

a big old plate of sausages.

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

There you go.
It wasn't so hard, was it, eh?

All right, so it's been a few weeks
since we all shared

our favourite low-cal recipe.

How was it?

I think, you know, first go,
you'll get used to it.

I'm especially keen to hear
how you've all been going

with our vegetable of the month,
the beautiful beetroot.

PHONE BUZZES

Sally, let's start with you.

If it's anything like your mint and
cottage cheese stuffed zucchinis,

I'm all ears.

Sorry. Helen Chambers speaking.

Hey, this is Sergeant Lammon
from the Burnt Ridge Police Force.

I was told that you're the detective
I should call.

Oh, well, I'm not, actually...

But, yeah, I'm sort of running
with this one.

Are you at the crash site?

Yeah, there's not a whole lot here,
I'm afraid.

So, no wallet, or phone,
nothing at all?

No, just one thing away
from where the crash happened,

we reckon it must have rolled
out of the car.

What is it?

Something that shoots
but never kills.

What, like a potato gun?

What are you thinking about?

Either I have the worst luck
in the world

or someone's trying to kill me.

To be fair, I think having the worst
luck in the world

would be someone trying to kill you.
That's a good point.

I'm already wearing a dead man's
clothes, so I've come prepared.

Here you go, guys.

Cheers.
Thank you.

Why would somebody want me dead?

Fuck me, that's lovely.

I hope I didn't used to be
an alcoholic.

SHE LAUGHS

Hey...

Sorry.

Is this it? There's only two places
to stay in this town, and the other

one's best avoided
for hygiene reasons.

Plus, it's pretty low odds
these two are trying to kill you.

Cheers.
No worries.

KNOCKS GENTLY

Hi, um, I'm looking for a place
to stay.

Hi.

Come in, come in.

I was just saying to your man there
that I'm looking for a room.

I'm afraid I don't have much.

Oh, don't worry about Ralphie.
He can't hear a thing.

Could do, mind,
if he actually had half a brain cell

and put his hearing aid in.

I'm sorry. I don't mean to...

Don't you worry about anything.

He's just being a disappointment.

Smallest room's $30 if that suits.

Yeah.

Hey, why don't we just call it 20?

Thank you.

Not like we're busy anyway.

I'll get you a key
so you can come and go.

We want you to feel at home here,
right?

That's how we do things out here.

There you go, Ralph.

Ah, we could have a cuppa and watch
Australian Survivor if you like.

They're in tribal council.

I reckon Pete's going to get
the heave-ho tonight

for being a big old shit,

but they like to mix it up
sometimes, don't they?

You all right?

I'm fine.

You don't look fine.

You look like you could use a hug.

Oh, don't worry. I'm...

I've been around long enough to know

when someone's going through
the wringer.

You'll be OK.

You're safe here.

Sorry, it's been a long day.

Jesus, so embarrassing.

You don't need to explain.

PAINED BREATHING

GROANS

GRUNTS WITH EFFORT

COUGHS AND RETCHES

PHONE RINGS

PAINED CRY

PHONE RINGS

Shit.

Oh.... Argh!

KNOCK ON DOOR

Sorry, someone's on the phone
for you.

Here you are.
Cheers.

Phone.
Ah.

Hello?

Found you!

Not that it was hard.

Only two places to stay
in Burnt Ridge.

It's me, by the way, your only
friend in the whole world.

Helen.
You remember my name?

Of course.

I bet you can't remember
mine, though, huh?

Sorry. That's weird.

Right, cos you don't have one.

Hey, how was your meeting? The note?

Yeah, they didn't show up.

Oh, crackers.

Sorry, not a pork sausage
on this end either in terms

of identifying you,

but I did have the locals
recheck the crash site

and they did find something.

Something that shoots but never
kills is what the fellow said.

Like a potato gun?

That is so weird
because that's what...

Ah, never mind.

No, a camera - disposable one.

And they think it's mine?

Got to be, out in the back
of beyond like that.

Listen, we had the photos
developed and scanned.

I can email them over if you'd like.

I don't have an email address.

Well, not that I can remember,
anyway.

Here you go, love.

Thank you.
Actually, you know, hold on...

If you could send them
to sue@blodge.com.au,

that would be great.

OK. Yeah, take a look and see if it
knocks something loose for you,

and no worries if not.

I will find out what your name is.

Anyway, I'll email the pictures now.

You take care.

What are you doing at my desk?

Oh, well, I don't have a desk yet,
so I just thought...

But I can leave.
Yeah. Yeah...

Right.

Sorry about that.

Ralph's a bit of a magpie.

OK, there it is.

There you go.

HE SIGHS

Oh, the Gnarler Stone Men.

Maybe that's why you're here.

Excuse me?
The Gnarler Stone Men.

They are beautiful.
Better in person.

What, is this close?
10k from here, love.

I need to go.
Be closed now.

I just need to get there.

I can take you in the morning
if you like.

Thanks.

Meantime, how about that cuppa?

Watch the end of Survivor.

I'll bring you up to scratch
cos Nathan just...

I'm really tired...

You know what?

Yeah, sure.
Why don't we watch the Survivor?

VOICE ON TV: As you all know,
you have to vote someone out.

Excuse me, miss. You couldn't help
me with something, could you? Sure.

I heard there was a man brought in,
in an accident out near Burnt Ridge.

The guy who didn't know his name?
Do you know which room he's in?

I called before and they said
he was around here, but...

He discharged himself yesterday.
He's gone.

But now you're here, maybe you can
help tell us who he is.

Guy's lost his memory.

Where did he go?

If you'd like to leave
your name and number,

I could pass on your details.

He didn't say where he was going?

Sir, if you'd just...
Never mind.

You've been a great help.

You know, my mother was a nurse.

It's fine work you people do.

It's fine work.

WINDOW CREAKS OPEN

TICKET MACHINE WHIRS

Hey! Swallowed my ticket.

Huh, it's playing silly buggers
at the mo. I'll have to lift it up.

Appreciate it.
No, it's no bother.

You know, my mother worked
in a parking lot.

It's fine work, you people do.

It's fine work.

WHISTLES TUNEFULLY

UNEASY BREATHING

RADIO: Hot, dry and gusty conditions
are likely to lead to elevated

fire dangers...
CRACK KNUCKLES

Ooof!

Sorry. It's a habit, I guess.

RADIO: ..on our website,
on our social media pages,

or by tuning into our daily update.

That's it from the weather desk.

Back to you, Miranda.
Thanks, Jim.

Here's the headlines again - major
crimes investigators have been sent

to the small town of Burnt Ridge
after an explosion there turned out

to have been caused by a bomb.

There were no casualties.

We'll bring you more on that story
as it develops.

A bomb...

Jeez. That's a turn-up.

Yeah.

That's one way of looking at it.

This bringing anything back?

I kind of thought
that maybe I would...

I don't know.

There'd be something that would help
me remember.

What now?

I...

No, I have no idea.

GATE CLANKS OPEN

Hey. Does that thing work?

Ah, sure.

And you still have the recordings?

Mate...

..who are you?
Yeah, I need to see the footage,

anything you have
from before three days ago.

Why? We don't just give that
to anyone.

Just show the man what he needs
to see.

This fellow here was
in a major car crash.

Doesn't remember a bloody thing.

Doesn't even know who he is
from Adam.

I know I was in here
before the accident.

I'm hoping there's something
on the camera that can help me

to explain why - anyone I was with,
anyone I was seen talking to.

You, you've got, like, amnesia?

Yeah.
Mate, that is awesome!

Yeah, it's really not.

It's all on a hard drive.
Should still be on here.

TAPS KEYBOARD

Oh, yeah, when am I looking at?

Let's go back to the date
of the crash, so 24th.

This is so exciting.

Right. OK, here we go.

There.

Ugh. What the hell am I...?

What happened to my shirt?

I look terrible.

Why am I buying a fluffy koala?

I can tell you what you're saying.

Ralphie will lip-read it for you.

Right, yeah, OK.

You're asking where the nearest
servo is.

She's giving directions...

..to the Saddle Pack Roadhouse.

Oh, thanks.

Saddle Pack's just down the road
from here.

Yeah, here he is - Mr Comedian.

You know me?

No, I don't know you, mate.
No, but I mean, we've met?

Sorry, I have trouble
with my memory.

You were in here a few days ago.

You got some petrol and then
you signed for the toilet key.

Why would you have to sign
for the toilet key?

Are you serious?

I don't know, it's not like people
are trying to buy it.

Hold on...

So, you're saying I signed for it,
I signed my name?

Can I see that?

Like I said, Mr Comedian.

Comedian, eh?

Hold on, so, um, I signed my name...

..and then what?

Tell me.

You went to the toilet.

Jesus.

Can I?

You bring it back, yeah?

Yeah.
Yeah? Yeah.

Out the front and round the back.

PLAYS MUSIC

# If I didn't care...

# More than words can say

# If I didn't care... #

PHONE RINGS

RINGING

Hello.

DESPERATE BREATHING
Oh...

Hello?

Oh, man... Thank fucking God,
thank fucking God!

You have to help me, please.

Help me.

Who's this?

# I'm walking out for love

# I'm walking out really down
in a cool breeze

# I'm gonna be late again
"Driver, wait for me, please!"

# I'm running all in vain
Trying to catch this train... #