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This is Phil Betterman speaking. 14 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:41,541 Oh, you're asleep. 15 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:45,337 Well, rise, barely formed humanoid layabout, 16 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:47,922 and stop wasting precious moments 17 00:00:47,964 --> 00:00:49,883 of your all-too-fragile life! 18 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:50,884 HOPE: Phil! 19 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:52,052 -Sorry. 20 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:56,097 Now, as soon as that cantaplum turns red-- 21 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:58,183 Ah! It's red! It's red! 22 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:01,186 -Run, Hope! -I'm holding Dawn! 23 00:01:01,227 --> 00:01:04,064 -Ah! Must I do everything?! 24 00:01:04,105 --> 00:01:05,357 [yells, grunts] 25 00:01:05,398 --> 00:01:08,568 [dramatic music playing] 26 00:01:10,987 --> 00:01:13,573 [slow motion] Cantaplum! 27 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:18,745 [slow motion laughing] 28 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,749 [grunts, yelling] 29 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:27,420 -[Dawn whining] -It's okay, Dawn. 30 00:01:27,462 --> 00:01:29,923 I'm sure your father is fine. 31 00:01:29,964 --> 00:01:31,466 [Phil yelling, grunts] 32 00:01:31,508 --> 00:01:34,844 -[groans] Another full fruit fail. 33 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,096 But don't worry, dear. 34 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:37,681 -I'm not worried. -Yes, you are. 35 00:01:37,722 --> 00:01:41,643 But we'll get a cantaplum if it's the last thing we ever do. 36 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:43,770 Isn't that right, Phil Jr.? 37 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:47,065 -Dawn! Her name is Dawn! 38 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,608 -Never! 39 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,903 -* Let's live wild, the world's our own * 40 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,614 * We built this wheel now it's gunna roll * 41 00:01:54,656 --> 00:01:59,828 * You know a spark becomes a fire wherever we go * 42 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:01,454 * Whoa-ho-ho * 43 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,790 * Stuck together, stuck, stuck together * 44 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:07,085 * It's an evolution for worse or for better * 45 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:10,005 * To find some unity * 46 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:12,632 * For all humanity * 47 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,509 * Because we're stuck together * 48 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:18,346 * In one big family tree * 49 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:20,807 DAWN: Eep's had a lot of trouble on this course today. 50 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:23,351 One can only imagine what's going through her head 51 00:02:23,393 --> 00:02:24,310 as she lines up-- 52 00:02:24,352 --> 00:02:26,646 -Dawn? You mind? -Sorry. 53 00:02:26,688 --> 00:02:30,191 -Come on, Eep. You got this, whatever this is. 54 00:02:31,026 --> 00:02:32,777 [snoring] 55 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:36,948 [all gasp] 56 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:39,993 ALL: Aww. 57 00:02:40,035 --> 00:02:41,286 -And, like my dad's back, 58 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:43,913 it appears Eep has buckled under the pressure. 59 00:02:43,955 --> 00:02:44,914 -Wait, look! 60 00:02:46,124 --> 00:02:47,876 [snoring] 61 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:49,544 [all cheering] 62 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,672 -It's in the mouth! It's in the mouth! 63 00:02:52,714 --> 00:02:55,133 -Well, 18 holes is a nice round number, 64 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,593 so I guess we're done playing, 65 00:02:56,634 --> 00:02:58,678 um, what are we calling this game? 66 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,846 -[coughs] Golf. 67 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:02,015 -Golf! Best game name ever! 68 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,600 -Ugh. Beetball. Ugh. 69 00:03:03,641 --> 00:03:05,685 I need to rinse my mouth out with pie. 70 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:08,313 -So, Thunk and Guy didn't wanna play [coughs] golf? 71 00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,648 -Nah, they went hunting with Gran and Sandy. 72 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:12,400 [growling] 73 00:03:13,651 --> 00:03:14,319 -Shh. 74 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,445 -[crunching] -Huh? 75 00:03:15,487 --> 00:03:17,781 -[crunching loudly] -[animal roars] 76 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,115 -Not that I'm complaining, 77 00:03:19,157 --> 00:03:21,534 but I'm shocked Phil also didn't wanna play. 78 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:23,536 I mean, [coughs] golf was made for him. 79 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:26,289 No running, no lifting, it takes forever-- 80 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,208 -And for some reason, it makes you feel like you're 81 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,793 better than other people when you play it. 82 00:03:29,834 --> 00:03:33,380 -Phil does love that feeling. But it's cantaplum season. 83 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:35,507 -Canta-whaaa? 84 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,092 -Cantaplum. It's a fruit. 85 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,218 And once a year, Dad makes us go 86 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,803 into the middle of the woods with him, 87 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,054 so he can pick one. 88 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:43,014 -Well, so he can tryto pick one. 89 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:44,641 But he never pulls it off. 90 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:45,475 -No? Why not? 91 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,227 -Pfft, 'cause he's Phil. Ha! 92 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:50,355 -Betterman Burn! -[imitates sizzle] 93 00:03:50,772 --> 00:03:54,317 -Right, and because only one cantaplum grows at a time, 94 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:57,153 and every animal alive would kill to get it. 95 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,530 -All that for some fruit? 96 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,657 There's plenty of fruit on the farm. 97 00:04:00,699 --> 00:04:03,743 [munches] Mm, mm. Papaynapple. 98 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:06,663 -That's a banana. -[laughs] Good one! 99 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,665 [yells] Why'd ya hit my strawpeary? 100 00:04:08,707 --> 00:04:13,044 -A cantaplum is no mere fruit, you intellectual sinkhole. 101 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,587 It's an edible epiphany. 102 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,382 I tasted one once when I was a youth. 103 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,718 I was doing what any carefree 104 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,761 and rebellious boy my age would, 105 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:23,555 documenting the spore propagation 106 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:24,931 of varied exotic fungi. 107 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:26,266 I parted the foliage 108 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:29,019 and found myself witness to a beastly skirmish. 109 00:04:29,060 --> 00:04:33,231 But what was the cause of this savage dispute? 110 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:36,693 After one bite, it all became clear. 111 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:40,113 This was a fruit worth any sacrifice. 112 00:04:40,155 --> 00:04:43,783 So haunted am I by the memory of that one blissful bite, 113 00:04:43,825 --> 00:04:46,786 I refuse to relent until I once again 114 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:49,748 feel the cantaplum's sweet embrace. 115 00:04:49,789 --> 00:04:52,292 -[Phil yells, grunts] -That didn't happen. 116 00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,501 -Of course, it did! 117 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:56,129 The cantaplum is real and it's delicious! 118 00:04:56,171 --> 00:04:58,131 As are my heartfelt feelings about it! 119 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,632 -I believe that part. 120 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:02,344 It's the you catching it part I don't buy. 121 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:04,137 -What?! Why?! 122 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:07,140 -Uh, uh, ah! Ugh. Oh, please. 123 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,100 That throw was aimless and uncatchable. 124 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,143 -Was it, though? 125 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,770 -Sounds like you could use our help 126 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,439 if you wanna score that cantaplum this time, Phil. 127 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:17,317 -Yes! That's a way better idea than failing again. 128 00:05:17,359 --> 00:05:19,235 -Absolutely not. -Why? 129 00:05:19,277 --> 00:05:20,278 -Because it's Phil. 130 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,654 It's like I always say, 131 00:05:21,696 --> 00:05:23,531 "No, I don't wanna help Phil." 132 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:26,493 -Good, because I don't want you helping me either. 133 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,953 -[Phil yelps] -I said I didn't wanna help you first! 134 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:31,122 -Ah, cursed chronology! 135 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,291 Hope, Dawn, follow me. 136 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:35,168 The cantaplum ripening is imminent 137 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:36,836 and there's much work to be done. 138 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:39,881 -I just hope it's a quick failure this time. 139 00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:41,675 -That's the spirit, Mom! 140 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,802 -Well, now I'm curious to know if that 141 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,513 cantaplum juice is worth the squeeze. 142 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:48,431 -How curious? 143 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:52,394 -Before we endeavor to procure a real cantaplum this year, 144 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:54,604 I thought we should do a dry-run. 145 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:58,108 Behold, the Betterman Cantaplum Catch & Keep Course. 146 00:05:58,149 --> 00:05:59,693 Please hold your applause. 147 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:03,071 -Thank you. -Wait, is that strawberry tied to a stick 148 00:06:03,113 --> 00:06:04,781 supposed to be a cantaplum tree? 149 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,492 -And is it supposed to look sad? 150 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,536 Don't worry, little tree. You'll grow. 151 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:11,246 Unless you get chopped down. 152 00:06:11,287 --> 00:06:12,789 -And what about the animals? 153 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:15,792 You know, the snarling things with the claws and the teeth 154 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:18,044 that are also trying to get the cantaplum? 155 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:22,757 -Phil Betterman has thought of everything. As always. 156 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:27,679 [clears throat] My Cantaplum Catch & Keep Course 157 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:31,057 is equipped with flawless mobile replicas of every creature, 158 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:34,394 great and small, that we could possibly encounter. 159 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:35,895 Terrifying, isn't it? 160 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:37,897 -How much time you've spent on this? 161 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:41,067 Definitely. And while I appreciate your efforts 162 00:06:41,109 --> 00:06:42,235 with whatever this is-- 163 00:06:42,277 --> 00:06:43,403 -I just told you 164 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:44,571 it's the Cantaplum Catch & Keep Course! 165 00:06:44,612 --> 00:06:46,531 -I don't think it's going to help. 166 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:49,034 -[Phil groans] -But you know what would help? 167 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,577 -The Croods! -Nonsense. 168 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:53,038 They lack the nimble dexterity required for the task. 169 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:56,249 Now watch as I weave my way through this gauntlet 170 00:06:56,291 --> 00:06:58,084 and pluck that plum. 171 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:03,381 [yelling, wincing] 172 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,091 Fine. The Croods-- 173 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,510 [yells] Help! 174 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:12,891 -I just think you're being unreasonable. 175 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,268 -Yeah, Dad. Getting a cantaplum sounds like a blast. 176 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:18,146 There's adventure, there's dangerous animals, there's food! 177 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:19,939 -Yeah, but there's also Phil. 178 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:22,484 And even a little Phil ruins everything. 179 00:07:22,525 --> 00:07:23,777 It's like I always say, 180 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:26,279 "Even a little Phil ruins everything." 181 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:30,450 -And the bananas. Tell us the story with those. 182 00:07:30,492 --> 00:07:33,161 -They taste terrible! -Then stop eating them. 183 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:34,788 -It's, it's not the bananas. 184 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:36,831 Everything tastes bad because Phil told us 185 00:07:36,873 --> 00:07:38,458 about those stupid cantaplums, 186 00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:39,793 and now my stupid mouth 187 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,337 doesn't wanna eat anything stupid else. 188 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:45,465 -Okaaay, so should we help Phil 189 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,842 get a cantaplum like I suggested? 190 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:49,594 -What makes you say that? -You! 191 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:52,180 -Right. I'll bring the road bananas. 192 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:58,937 I'm sorry, old friend. So sorry! 193 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:04,734 -I think it's nice we're all doing this together this year. 194 00:08:04,776 --> 00:08:08,154 -Well, we kinda had to after Dad and Phil melted down. 195 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,489 -Enough mindless chatter! 196 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,409 Keep the air clear for mission communications only. 197 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:13,410 [yells] 198 00:08:13,451 --> 00:08:14,661 [all gasp] 199 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:17,330 My Betterman Back Basket got stuck on a branch. 200 00:08:17,372 --> 00:08:18,915 -Ha! You got branched! 201 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,792 -Why don't you paint a cave painting? 202 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:21,793 It'll last longer! 203 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:22,961 -Good call, Phil. 204 00:08:23,003 --> 00:08:24,796 But I didn't bring any painting supplies. 205 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:27,173 -Ooh! Maybe Dad has some in his Back Basket! 206 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:30,218 -Hey, Dad? Do you have-- -I was being facetious! 207 00:08:30,260 --> 00:08:31,261 Now get me down! 208 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,138 -What's in that thing, anyway? 209 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,056 -Emergency supplies such as water, 210 00:08:35,098 --> 00:08:36,975 a Dare-A-Chute, and Betterman Better Balm, 211 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:39,936 a lipid-based compound applied to one's lips to avoid chapping. 212 00:08:39,978 --> 00:08:42,147 [obnoxious, sloshy sounds] 213 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:43,815 -So gross. 214 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:45,984 -To you. Because you've turned your back 215 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:48,194 on your tragic, parched lips. 216 00:08:48,236 --> 00:08:49,571 -Mm? 217 00:08:49,612 --> 00:08:51,823 -Now, getting the cantaplum isn't going to be easy. 218 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,534 -You'd know, Phil. 'Cause you've failed every time. 219 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:58,163 Ha! Cantaplum burn! Ah! [imitates sizzle] 220 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,331 -Let's make that the last time you do that, okay? 221 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:03,460 -Do what? You mean this? Ah! [imitates sizzle] 222 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:04,794 [Ugga groans] 223 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:08,298 -Ugh, as I was saying, it's not going to be easy. 224 00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:11,301 But it can be done. Because I have a plan. 225 00:09:11,343 --> 00:09:13,261 -Agh, here it comes. The "plan." 226 00:09:13,303 --> 00:09:16,097 -Does the plan have a lot of big words and moving parts? 227 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:17,432 -[Hope groans] -Pay attention! 228 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:19,976 The plan has a lot of big words and moving parts. 229 00:09:20,018 --> 00:09:22,270 Step one, when the cantaplum turns red, 230 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:25,148 I will launch a diversion to distract the animals. 231 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,317 Any questions before I move on to step two? 232 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,110 -Yes. What's step one? 233 00:09:29,152 --> 00:09:30,528 [Phil groans] 234 00:09:30,862 --> 00:09:33,907 -...and that's step one. Again. Do you get it now, Grug? 235 00:09:33,948 --> 00:09:35,700 -Completely. -Excellent. 236 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,827 Step two, with the animals' attention 237 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:40,663 now on said diversion, I strike. 238 00:09:40,705 --> 00:09:41,873 Any questions? 239 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,000 -Actually, can we circle back to step one? 240 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:47,504 Specifically, what is it? Same question for step two. 241 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,881 -[groans] Step one. 242 00:09:50,131 --> 00:09:52,175 And that brings us to step three. 243 00:09:52,217 --> 00:09:55,178 The Croods will lead the savage animal horde astray, 244 00:09:55,220 --> 00:09:57,639 leaving the Bettermans free to safely return 245 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:59,140 to the farm without incident. 246 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:02,811 Any questions before I move on to the next step? 247 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,438 [yells] 248 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:07,107 Step four, 249 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:10,318 once the cantaplum reaches the safe confines of the farm, 250 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:12,487 there's only one thing left to do with it. 251 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,155 -Yeah, eat it! -Wrong! 252 00:10:14,197 --> 00:10:17,534 Bury it. And in just six to nine short moons, 253 00:10:17,575 --> 00:10:21,538 all of us shall partake in the literal fruit of our labor. 254 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:26,334 Because fruit. And we'll never want for cantaplums ever again. 255 00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:27,877 Thanks to me. 256 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,046 -So, we're the bait? 257 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,047 GRUG: Hm? 258 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,049 -No more questions! -What?! 259 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:35,343 So you're saying I won't taste a cantaplum 260 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,845 for six to nine moons? 261 00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,763 -Six to nine shortmoons, yes. 262 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,390 -I'm out. 263 00:10:40,765 --> 00:10:43,059 Mm... I'm back in! 264 00:10:43,101 --> 00:10:47,772 -Rest assured, my plan is foolproof if we all do our part. 265 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:50,859 Remember, there's no "can't" in cantaplum. 266 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:54,738 -Uhh, yeah, there is. -Lost cause, honey. Let it go. 267 00:10:54,779 --> 00:10:58,324 -Paddle wet left a.k.a. dry right! 268 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,076 There it is. 269 00:11:00,118 --> 00:11:03,288 Cantaplum, in all its juicy glory! 270 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,457 -Great! So, what are we waitin' for? 271 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:06,916 -[grunting] -Not yet! 272 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:09,085 The fruit must turn red before we pick it 273 00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:11,087 or it will taste like foot. 274 00:11:12,964 --> 00:11:14,632 It's a very demanding fruit. 275 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,384 -Where are all the animals, Phil? 276 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,136 You said this place would be crawling with them. 277 00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:21,056 -Ooh, they're here. Waiting to pounce. 278 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:23,058 You just have to listen. 279 00:11:23,099 --> 00:11:25,852 -[animal roars] -That's a bearacuda. 280 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,855 -[animal roars] -That's a tigerangutan. 281 00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,858 -[animal roars] -That's a scorpulion. 282 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,443 [rumbling] 283 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,278 -And that's a Grugtummy. 284 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:39,032 -[groans] Grugtummy so hungry! -Silence! 285 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,451 The ripening is upon us! 286 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:45,622 Time for step one. [grunts] 287 00:11:45,663 --> 00:11:47,290 -Phil, what is that? 288 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:51,503 -It's step one! Did any of you listen to a word I said today? 289 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,963 -ALL: No. -[groans] Fine! 290 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,340 Once the cantaplum turns red, 291 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:57,258 I will use the Betterman Light Launcher 292 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,969 to illuminate the sky with a bouquet of color, 293 00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,429 thus distracting the animals 294 00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:04,224 and providing me unimpeded access to the fruit. 295 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,059 -Bad idea. I should grab the fruit. 296 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:09,145 -Veer from the plan? And why would we do that? 297 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,980 -Because you're a little droppy. 298 00:12:11,022 --> 00:12:13,858 -Victory is in my grasp--Ah! 299 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,403 -Phil, could you bring in the soup? 300 00:12:16,444 --> 00:12:17,654 PHIL: Gladly, dear! 301 00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,155 -[Phil grunts, yells] -[cookware clattering] 302 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:21,741 These chemicals are highly volatile, 303 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,618 Dawn, so we just have to-- 304 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:25,370 -[Dawn gasps] -Run! 305 00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:29,332 It's possible I've let a few, uh, insignificant things 306 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:30,583 slip through my fingers. 307 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,836 -You dropped me on our wedding night, Phil. 308 00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,421 Am Iinsignificant? 309 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,006 -Anything but, my dear! 310 00:12:36,047 --> 00:12:38,299 The point is, I would never drop the cantaplum. 311 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,884 Or my wife again. 312 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,803 Besides, youcertainly can't carry the cantaplum. 313 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,096 Your caveman brain 314 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,724 doesn't have the ability to delay gratification. 315 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,225 -Hm? 316 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,937 -You. Are. Impatient. -Hm? 317 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:53,231 -[Hope humming] -Are ya done yet?! 318 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:54,190 -Grug! 319 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,151 -Done yet?! -PHIL: Grug! 320 00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,820 -Done yet?! Ah! -Grug! 321 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,198 -Yeah, but that was years ago. -It was hours ago. 322 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,242 -Uh, we might have to talk time another time 323 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,911 because the cantaplum is turning red! 324 00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:09,205 * * 325 00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,542 [Phil grunts] 326 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,551 [monkey chatters] 327 00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:24,596 -Time for step two. 328 00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,140 [panting, grunts] 329 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,228 [slow motion yelling] 330 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,399 Gah! [grunts] 331 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:39,569 After all this time, you're finally-- 332 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,737 -Mine! 333 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:41,654 -Agh! 334 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,073 -Dad, what are you doing?! 335 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,783 -I'm saving the cantaplum! 336 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,910 We can't trust Phil's fumble fingers! 337 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:47,911 [Eep, Hope sighing] 338 00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:49,454 -Nor can we trust that Grugtummy! 339 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,831 -Is this a step? -Yes, it's the step 340 00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,625 where Grug ignores the steps. 341 00:13:53,667 --> 00:13:55,418 -[firework pops] -Ah! 342 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,046 [growls] 343 00:13:59,297 --> 00:14:01,091 [growling] 344 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,218 -[panting, grunting] -PHIL: Watch out! 345 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,970 [all scream] 346 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,684 -And now, we're on the step where we save Phil and Grug. 347 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:13,353 -From the animals and each other. 348 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,313 -Phil was right. You do look tasty. 349 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,066 But don't worry, Plummy, Grug's gonna get you home. 350 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,484 PHIL: No, Phil is! 351 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,237 -Agh! Round things! 352 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,948 -And that's your plum-uppance! Ha! 353 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,282 [growls] 354 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:29,953 Ah, ah, ah, ah! Come on, hands, defy expectations! 355 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:33,748 -Ah! -Canta very much! 356 00:14:33,790 --> 00:14:36,084 -"Canta very much"? How lazy! 357 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:40,213 -Mmm! Aw, who am I kiddin'? I'm eatin' this thing! 358 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:44,092 Ahh--Ooh! [screams] Get it off, get it off! 359 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:47,637 -Don't call it a comeback. 'Cause it's a plum-back! 360 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,181 [yelling, grunts] 361 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:54,811 Ah, ah, ah, ah! Ah! Gotcha! Sticky fingers! [laughs] 362 00:14:54,853 --> 00:14:56,146 Gah! [yells] 363 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:59,482 [grunts] Get me out! I've been rock-rolled! 364 00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:02,360 -[laughs] Got yer plum and takin' it! 365 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,363 -Seriously?! You're not even trying now! 366 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:06,906 [yells] 367 00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,159 [grunts] Plum and get it! See? 368 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,161 Decent wordplay's not that hard! 369 00:15:11,202 --> 00:15:13,496 -[yells] -[loud thud] 370 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,290 -Hole in one Phil! Ha! 371 00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,834 PHIL: No! What does that even mean?! 372 00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:19,669 [panting] 373 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,254 [grunting] 374 00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:23,923 -Ah! Quicksand! -Ha! 375 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,633 Plum's up! Yes! 376 00:15:25,675 --> 00:15:29,179 I'm the GOAT, but I'm not agoat! 377 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,473 [laughing, yells] 378 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:34,976 Gah! A dead end. Not to fear, fruit friend! 379 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:38,855 Nothing can deter Phil Betterman from his delicious destiny! 380 00:15:38,897 --> 00:15:40,190 -[Grug yells] -[Phil yells, grunts] 381 00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:43,193 -Outhouse? Try inhouse! Ha! 382 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:44,402 -Complete gibberish. 383 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,529 You're actually getting worse at witticisms. 384 00:15:46,571 --> 00:15:49,074 -Whatever. Just fork over the cantaplum. 385 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,243 -Ah. Better. But not much. Also, never! 386 00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:55,580 I'll cling to this cantaplum like an unwanted memory! 387 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,375 [Phil yelling] 388 00:15:59,084 --> 00:16:01,878 -Gah! What are you made of, glue?! 389 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:03,463 Drop it! Drop it! 390 00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:07,175 -No! I'll prolong this forever like an awkward conversation! 391 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,427 [Phil yelling] 392 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,806 -Oh, good. They're working things out on their own. 393 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,391 [shouts] Grug, put Phil down! 394 00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,267 -No! -I'll handle this, Ugga. 395 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,270 [shouts] Phil! Stop being so clingy! 396 00:16:19,521 --> 00:16:20,855 -[Ugga grunts] -GRUG, PHIL: Ow! 397 00:16:20,897 --> 00:16:23,441 -Dad! Phil! You don't need to fight! 398 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,735 -Or whatever you call that. 399 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,612 -If you're saying we should work together, 400 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:28,738 that's not gonna happen! 401 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,573 -It most certainly won't! 402 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,450 -Dad, you don't have to work together. 403 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,828 You just have to stop working against each other. 404 00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,204 -We have the cantaplum. 405 00:16:36,246 --> 00:16:38,873 Now, let's just get it back to the farm. 406 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:41,126 -Now. Before the animals catch up. 407 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,919 -Perhaps we could declare a fruit truce 408 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:43,920 for the greater good. 409 00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:46,423 [long sigh] 410 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,093 -I guess. 411 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,886 But who's gonna carry the cantaplum? 412 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:54,097 -I will. 'Cause I'm not one of you. 413 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:56,266 -Very well. Because it's not Grug. 414 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:59,185 -And also very well 'cause it's not Phil. 415 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,396 So, cough up the cantaplum, Phil. 416 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:04,107 I'llgive it to Eep, so youdon't drop it. 417 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:05,358 -No! I'llgive it to Eep, 418 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,319 -so youdon't eat it! -[grunting] 419 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:11,156 BOTH: No! 420 00:17:11,823 --> 00:17:13,950 [both gasp, growl] 421 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:16,703 -I'm jumping! -Plum plunge! 422 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:20,123 -Gah! They were so close to setting a good example. 423 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,166 -Yep. 424 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,418 So, you guys wanna grab lunch? -Mom. 425 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:26,046 - Afterwe rescue them, of course. 426 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,464 [both yelling] 427 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:30,133 -Great! Now we're gonna smash into the ground! 428 00:17:30,175 --> 00:17:31,968 -Just deploy your Dare-A-Chute! -Hm? 429 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,470 -Ooh! [grunts] 430 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,680 -Dare-A-Chute?! But I didn't bring a-- 431 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:39,225 -[grunting] -Oof, uh, yah, gah, another yah! 432 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,311 [yells, grunts] 433 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,188 [Phil grunts] 434 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:45,190 -Whew. Rough landing for me. 435 00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:47,817 -[wincing] Rough landing for you?! 436 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:50,820 -Wait, where's the cantaplum? Where did it go?! 437 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:53,365 -Relax, Phil. It's around here somewhere. 438 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,492 -No, it's not, you walking mouth! 439 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:58,078 It's gone! Gone forever! Wait! 440 00:17:58,119 --> 00:18:00,705 It must be in that cave! And it's all mine! 441 00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:02,082 -No, it's mine! 442 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:04,501 Breaking every bone in my body didn't slow me down. 443 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,379 -[bones cracking] -[wincing] 444 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,424 [lips smacking] 445 00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:14,302 -W-Wh-What's that noise? Phil? 446 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,929 [gasps] Gorgwatch?! 447 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:18,848 -Mmm, mmm. -Ah! [groans] 448 00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:22,310 -Relax, Grug. It's only the sound 449 00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:24,104 of responsible mouth maintenance. 450 00:18:24,145 --> 00:18:25,689 I must tend to my baby-soft lips, 451 00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,816 so they don't become chapped and chafed. 452 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:31,319 Such is the burden of tender, smoochable lips. 453 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,071 -Ew. 454 00:18:33,113 --> 00:18:35,949 [gasps] The cantaplum! I found it! 455 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,034 -Stay back! I'll carry it! 456 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:42,622 You see? My grip is as sure as-- Agh... I did that on purpose. 457 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:45,125 [grunts] Hold on. [grunts] 458 00:18:45,166 --> 00:18:46,960 You're embarrassing me, hands! 459 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,004 -That's it! I'm carrying it! 460 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,257 Your hands are too weak for fruit this important, 461 00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:53,633 and beautiful, 462 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:57,178 -and delicious-- -Grug, no! Ah! 463 00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:58,430 -Hm? 464 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,598 Well, I guess we were right about each other. 465 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,560 -Indeed. Our flaws have generated a shared conundrum 466 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:06,354 with only one logical solution. 467 00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:08,440 -We switch heads? -How would that help?! 468 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,358 [Hope grunting] 469 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,695 -Those are Phil's footprints, and Grug's? 470 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:16,489 Or a badgerilla's. Is there a difference? 471 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:17,365 -[animal roars] -[gasps] 472 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,742 -We're about to find out. 473 00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:20,785 Those animals are getting closer. 474 00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:21,745 We need to move. 475 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,080 -[growling] -[all scream] 476 00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,957 -Something else is in there, too! 477 00:19:25,999 --> 00:19:27,292 [growling] 478 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:30,045 -And it's going to eat us just like it ate them! 479 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,047 [all screaming] 480 00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,798 [growling] 481 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:34,966 -Grug? -Phil? 482 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:36,176 -They're okay! 483 00:19:36,217 --> 00:19:38,345 -And doing pigatorback rides for some reason. 484 00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:39,888 [growling] 485 00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,222 - Arethey okay? 486 00:19:41,264 --> 00:19:46,561 -We're better than okay, 'cause we've got this! Ha! 487 00:19:46,603 --> 00:19:48,855 -Unfortunately, between Grug's compulsion 488 00:19:48,897 --> 00:19:52,525 to put everything in his mouth, and my fumble fingers, 489 00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:54,694 this arrangement is the only way 490 00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,030 to safely transport the cantaplum 491 00:19:57,072 --> 00:19:59,574 -back to the farm. -Sure. Or I can hold it. 492 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:00,742 -GRUG: Hm? -[animal roars] 493 00:20:00,784 --> 00:20:02,410 -[all gasp] -Glad that's settled 494 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,412 so we can [shouts] run! 495 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:08,291 -Giddy up, Grug! Hyah! -I'm a man, not a ride! 496 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,919 [Grug whinnies] 497 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,004 [all panting] 498 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:17,092 -[roars] -Ah, turn dry left! 499 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,469 [grunts] 500 00:20:19,511 --> 00:20:22,097 [yells] Turn dry right! 501 00:20:22,138 --> 00:20:23,765 -[roars] -[grunts] 502 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:30,105 Hi-ho, Grug! Away! 503 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,857 [all yelling] 504 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:37,445 I can't keep this up! 505 00:20:37,487 --> 00:20:39,572 -What? You're not even running! I am! 506 00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:41,241 -We're not gonna make it! 507 00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:44,411 I guess there is a can't in cantaplum! 508 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:46,788 -There was always a can't in cantaplum! 509 00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,666 -Yeah, but there's no can't in Grug! 510 00:20:49,708 --> 00:20:52,335 -Or Ugga! -Or Dawn! 511 00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:53,545 -Or-- -Okay! 512 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:55,338 Can't isn't in any of our names! 513 00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,256 We get it! 514 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:58,466 [all panting] 515 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,636 [all yelling] 516 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:04,723 [heavy breathing] 517 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:08,059 -We made it! -Yeah, until the gate breaks! 518 00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:12,772 -Well, you did it. You actually got a cantaplum. 519 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,649 -Or the rest of us got one in spite of you two 520 00:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,901 doing everything imaginable to sabotage that. 521 00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:20,155 -You're right, Ugga. We do make a pretty good team. 522 00:21:20,196 --> 00:21:23,783 -All except Grug. -Or I make a good team at least. 523 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,535 -[sighs] -But enough accolades. 524 00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:26,953 The sooner we plant this treasure, 525 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,621 the sooner we begin the long wait 526 00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:31,374 to enjoy its eventual bounty, nature permitting. 527 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,626 -Or we could just eat it now. 528 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:35,670 -Yeah, after all that, I think we've earned it. 529 00:21:35,712 --> 00:21:37,630 -I call first bite! -Second! And third! 530 00:21:37,672 --> 00:21:40,550 -No! We have the cantaplum because of me 531 00:21:40,592 --> 00:21:43,303 and I say we plant it to reap its rewards 532 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,972 for years to come! Now dig! 533 00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:47,515 -Gah! Fine. 534 00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:50,393 -Stupid circle of life. -Mm. 535 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:51,686 [grunts] 536 00:21:57,359 --> 00:22:00,570 [ambient nature sounds] 537 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,490 [giggling] 538 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,075 -Huh? -Mm-mm. 539 00:22:05,116 --> 00:22:06,159 [growls] 540 00:22:08,620 --> 00:22:10,705 -[both gasp] -BOTH: Mm-mm. 541 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:14,793 -[both gasp] -ALL: Mm-mm. 542 00:22:15,543 --> 00:22:17,504 [all snoring] 543 00:22:17,545 --> 00:22:20,215 [classical music playing] 544 00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,300 [animal chittering] 545 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:33,770 PHIL: It's gone! The cantaplum is gone! 546 00:22:33,812 --> 00:22:35,105 Grug, open your mouth! 547 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:37,107 GRUG: Phil, it's not in my--[yelling] 548 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:39,359 PHIL: I know it's in here somewhere 549 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,277 and I'm going to find it! 550 00:22:41,319 --> 00:22:43,571 * * 39385

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