All language subtitles for The Quiet Man (1952).DVDRip.NonHI.cc.en.RPBLC

WELL, THEN.

AHEM. NOW...

I'LL BEGIN AT THE BEGINNING.

A FINE, SOFT DAY IN
THE SPRING IT WAS

WHEN THE TRAIN PULLED
INTO CASTLETOWN,

THREE HOURS LATE AS USUAL,

AND HIMSELF GOT OFF.

HE DIDN'T HAVE THE LOOK

OF AN AMERICAN
TOURIST AT ALL ABOUT HIM.

NOT A CAMERA ON HIM.

WHAT WAS WORSE,
NOT EVEN A FISHING ROD.

CASTLETOWN!

CASTLETOWN.

COULD YOU TELL ME
THE WAY TO INISFREE?

INISFREE? 5 MILES AND
MAYBE A HALF MORE.

DO YOU SEE THAT ROAD THERE?

YEAH. DON'T THAT ONE.

IT WILL DO YOU NO GOOD.

THE BEST ROAD...

IT'S INISFREE YOU WANT?

BE SAVING YOUR BREATH.

LET ME DIRECT THE GENTLEMAN.

HAPPEN YOU KNOW THE
WAY TO NOCCANORE?

IF HE KNEW THE WAY TO NOCCANORE,

WOULD HE ASK THE
WAY TO INISFREE?

MANY KNOWS NOCCANORE
THAT DOESN'T KNOW INISFREE.

IF YOU STUDIED YOUR COUNTRY'S
HISTORY, YOU'D ADMIT IT.

DON'T SEND THE POOR
MAN TO NOCCANORE.

THE FISHING'S FINISHED
THERE ENTIRELY.

TELL ME, YANK,

WHAT IS IT YOU'RE AFTER...

TROUT OR SALMON?

ALL I WANT IS TO
GET TO INISFREE.

NOW YOU'RE TALKING SENSE.

THE BEST FISHING IN THE COUNTRY.

TRUE FOR YOU, MR. COSTELLO.

TROUT AS LONG AS
YOUR ARM. AND SALMON!

MY LAST ONE, I EXPECTED
JONAH TO POP OUT.

AH, INISFREE. I'D BRING
YOU THERE MESELF,

ONLY I'VE GOT TO
DRIVE THE TRAIN.

WAS I TELLING YOU
ABOUT THAT TROUT

I GOT TWO SUNDAYS AGO?

YOU DID. AT INISFREE?

NOT AT ALL, NOT AT ALL.

AT BALLYGAR, AT THE
OTHER END OF THE COUNTRY.

ME SISTER'S THIRD YOUNG ONE

IS LIVING AT INISFREE,

AND SHE'D BE ONLY TOO
HAPPY TO SHOW YOU THE ROAD.

OH, FINE.

IF... IF SHE WAS HERE.

IT'S INISFREE THE
MAN WANTS TO GO TO.

DO YOU SEE THAT SIGN POST
WITH THE LONG ARM POINTING?

YOU KNOW IT'S BEEN TURNED ABOUT.

I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT.

YOU KNOW IT'S BEEN TURNED ABOUT.

I WAS COMING TO THAT.

I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT.

INISFREE, THIS WAY.

I WONDER NOW WHY A
MAN WOULD GO TO INISFREE.

6' 6".

4 1/2.

CINCINNATI.

NOPE. PITTSBURGH.

YEAH, PITTSBURGH, YES.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER IT,
SEANEEN, AND HOW IT WAS?

THE ROAD LED UP PAST THE CHAPEL,

AND IT WOUND AND IT WOUND,

AND THERE WAS THE FIELD

WHERE DAN TOBIN'S
BULL CHASED YOU.

IT WAS A LOVELY
LITTLE HOUSE, SEANEEN.

AND THE ROSES!

OH, YOUR FATHER USED
TO TEASE ME ABOUT THEM,

BUT HE WAS THAT
PROUD OF THEM, TOO.

AH, THAT'S NOTHING BUT
A WEE HUMBLE COTTAGE.

THAT LITTLE PLACE ACROSS THE
BROOK, THAT HUMBLE COTTAGE,

WHO OWNS IT NOW?

THE WIDOW TILLANE. NOT
THAT SHE LIVES THERE.

THINK SHE'D SELL IT? I DOUBT IT.

DON'T BET ON IT,
'CAUSE I'M BUYING IT.

NOW, WHY WOULD A
YANKEE FROM PITTSBURGH

WANT TO BUY IT?

I'LL TELL YOU WHY,

MICHAELEEN OGE FLYNN...

YOUNG, SMALL MICHAEL FLYNN

WHO WIPED MY NOSE
WHEN I WAS A KID...

BECAUSE I'M SEAN THORNTON

AND I WAS BORN IN THAT
LITTLE COTTAGE OVER THERE,

AND I'VE COME HOME,

AND HOME I'M GOING TO STAY.

NOW, DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR
QUESTIONS ONCE AND FOR ALL,

YOU NOSY LITTLE MAN?

SEANEEN THORNTON!

AND LOOK AT YOU NOW.

SAINTS PRESERVE US,

WHAT DO THEY FEED YOU
IRISHMEN IN PITTSBURGH?

STEEL, MICHAEL OGE,

STEEL AND PIG IRON FURNACES

SO HOT A MAN FORGETS
HIS FEAR OF HELL.

WHEN YOU'RE HARD
ENOUGH... TOUGH ENOUGH,

OTHER THINGS.

OTHER THINGS, MICHAELEEN.

NOW THEN, HERE COMES MYSELF.

THAT'S ME THERE, WALKING,

THAT TALL,
SAINTLY-LOOKING MAN...

PETER LONERGAN, PARISH PRIEST.

WHOA.

GOOD DAY, FATHER.

SEAN, THIS IS FATHER LONERGAN.

FATHER, WOULD YOU BELIEVE IT,

THIS IS SEAN THORNTON,
BORN RIGHT HERE IN INISFREE,

HOME FROM AMERICA?

HELLO, FATHER.

AH, YES.

I KNEW YOUR PEOPLE, SEAN.

YOUR GRANDFATHER.

HE DIED IN AUSTRALIA...

IN A PENAL COLONY.

YOUR FATHER, HE
WAS A GOOD MAN, TOO.

BAD ACCIDENT, THAT.

YOUR MOTHER?

SHE'S DEAD.

AMERICA, WHEN I WAS 12.

I'LL REMEMBER HER IN THE
MASS TOMORROW, SEAN.

YOU'LL BE THERE, 7:00?

SURE, I WILL.

GOOD.

SEAN, I'D LIKE TO HAVE A
WORD WITH MICHAELEEN HERE.

OH, SURE THING, FATHER.

IT WILL ONLY TAKE A
MINUTE. A MATTER...

TAKE YOUR TIME.
I'LL BE UP AHEAD.

SEAN!

HEY, IS THAT REAL?

SHE COULDN'T BE.

AH, NONSENSE, MAN.

IT'S ONLY A MIRAGE BROUGHT
ON BY YOUR TERRIBLE THIRST.

COME UP, NAPOLEON.

OVER HERE WE PRONOUNCE IT

CO HAN.

GOOD MORNING.

NONE OF THAT, NOW. NONE OF THAT.

IT'S A BOLD, SINFUL MAN
YOU ARE, SEAN THORNTON.

AND WHO TAUGHT YOU TO BE PLAYING
PATTY FINGERS IN THE HOLY WATER?

BEING POLITE IS ALL.

POLITE, IS IT?

IT'S A PRIVILEGE RESERVED
FOR COURTING COUPLES

AFTER THE BANNS HAS BEEN READ.

AND MARY KATE DANAHER
DIPPING HER FINGERS IN

AS NEAT AS YOU PLEASE.

WHAT DID YOU SAY HER NAME WAS?

MARY KATE DANAHER.

AND DON'T BE GETTING ANY
NOTIONS INTO YOUR HEAD.

MARY KATE.

FORGET IT, SEAN.

PUT IT OUT OF
YOUR MIND ENTIRELY.

WHY, WHAT'S THE MATTER?

SHE ISN'T MARRIED OR ANYTHING?

MARRIED? THAT ONE?

NOT LIKELY,

AND HER WITH HER
FRECKLES AND HER TEMPER.

OH, THAT RED HEAD
OF HERS IS NO LIE.

STILL, A MAN MIGHT
PUT UP WITH THAT,

BUT NOT WITH A
LACK OF A FORTUNE.

THE WEALTHIEST WOMAN IN INISFREE

WAS THE WIDOW TILLANE.

SHE HAD NEITHER CHICK
NOR CHILD, POOR SOUL,

BUT SHE WAS WELL-RESPECTED
AND GOOD TO THE POOR.

SO YOU WERE BORN THERE?

YES, MA'AM.

ALL THE THORNTONS
WERE BORN THERE,

SEVEN GENERATIONS OF THEM.

I SEE.

AND WHAT IS YOUR
THOUGHT, MR. THORNTON?

ARE YOU PLANNING TO
TURN WHITE O' MORNIN'

INTO A NATIONAL SHRINE?

WHAT? PERHAPS
CHARGE TUPPENCE A VISIT

FOR A TOUR THROUGH
THE LITTLE COTTAGE

WHERE ALL THE
THORNTONS WERE BORN?

ARE YOU A MAN OF SUCH
EMINENCE? NOT EXACTLY.

MY OWN FAMILY
HAS BEEN IN IRELAND

SINCE THE NORMANS CAME,
SOME HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO,

BUT WE'VE SEEN NO
REASON TO ESTABLISH

MONUMENTS OR MEMORIALS.

LOOK, MRS. TILLANE,

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT
MEMORIALS OR MONUMENTS.

IT'S JUST THAT EVER
SINCE I WAS A KID

LIVING IN THE SHACK
NEAR THE SLAG HEAPS,

MY MOTHER'S TOLD
ME ABOUT INISFREE

AND WHITE O' MORN.

INISFREE HAS BECOME ANOTHER
WORD FOR HEAVEN TO ME.

WHEN I QUIT THE R...

WHEN I DECIDED TO COME HERE,

IT WAS WITH ONE THOUGHT IN MIND.

INISFREE IS FAR FROM HEAVEN.

MA'AM, MR. "RED" WILL DANAHER
WISHES TO BE ANNOUNCED...

I MEAN, SQUIRE DANAHER.

WIPE YOUR MUDDY BOOTS.

MRS. TILLANE...

MR. THORNTON, FROM AMERICA.

AH! BOO!

IT'S HIM I'M HERE
ABOUT, MRS. TILLANE.

IS IT TRUE? IS WHAT TRUE?

THAT BEHIND ME BACK

HE'S TRYING TO
STEAL WHITE O' MORN

FROM UNDER ME NOSE?

AND WHAT CONCERN OF
YOURS IS THIS, WILL DANAHER?

CONCERN? CONCERN ENOUGH.

HAVEN'T I MADE YOU A GOOD,
FAIR OFFER FOR THAT LAND?

AND MINE, LYING
RIGHT NEXT TO YOURS.

YOU MAY KEEP YOUR OFFERS.

OH, SO IT'S TRUE.

YOU'VE SOLD IT! NO, I HAVE NOT.

I KNEW IT WAS A DIRTY LIE

THE VERY MINUTE I HEARD IT.

SURE, I SAID TO HIM,

"PACKY McFARLANE, YOU'LL
NEVER MAKE ME BELIEVE

"THAT SARAH TILLANE
WILL SELL WHITE O' MORN.

"IT WOULD BE LIKE
BUILDING A FENCE

"BETWEEN YOUR LAND AND MINE.

AND FOR A STRANGER
TO MOVE IN," SAYS I.

"AND WHAT WOULD
SHE BE DOING THAT FOR?

"AND US SO CLOSE TO AN
UNDERSTANDING, YOU MIGHT SAY."

YOU TOLD HIM ALL THAT?

THAT I DID.

AT THE PUB, I SUPPOSE,

IN FRONT OF THOSE BIG EARS

WITH PINTS IN THEIR FISTS

AND PIPES IN THEIR MOUTHS.

YOU MAY HAVE THE
LAND, MR. THORNTON,

FOR £600.

DONE! NO, YOU CAN'T!

610.

AS I REMEMBER, MRS.
TILLANE, YOU SAID £700.

SEE HERE, LITTLE MAN!

710!

HOW ABOUT AN EVEN 1,000?

1,000 AND... AND...

AND...

AND I'LL BE SAYING GOOD
DAY TO YOU, MRS. TILLANE,

AND ALL HERE BUT ONE.

AND I'VE GOT YOU
DOWN IN MY BOOK.

MY DAD REMEMBERS HIS DAD WELL...

MIKE THORNTON.

HE HAD SHOULDERS
ON HIM LIKE AN OX.

I SAW HIM MESELF THIS MORNING...

A TALL, HANDSOME MAN...

AS I WAS PASSING THE CHAPEL.

IF YOU PASS THE PUB
AS FAST AS THE CHAPEL,

YOU'D BE BETTER OFF,
YOU LITTLE SQUINT.

JUST LOOK AT THEM,

EATING ME OUT OF HOUSE AND HOME!

GET BACK TO THE FIELDS!

ALL OF YOU! THERE'S
WORK TO BE DONE!

ISN'T IT A BIT EARLY IN
THE DAY FOR THE BOTTLE,

EVEN FOR YOU?

FEENEY, GET YOUR BOOK OUT.

SET DOWN THE NAME
OF ONE SEAN THORNTON.

OH! LOOK AT ME CLEAN FLOOR!

YOU DIRTY THING!

OH, SHUT YOUR GOB!

I'LL SHUT YOU, ME LITTLE MAN!

HERE, CLEAN IT YOURSELF,

OR THERE WON'T BE ANY DINNER

IN THIS HOUSE TONIGHT!

THERE NOW, ISN'T THAT GRAND?

ISN'T IT GRAND NOW?

LOOK, YOU MUSN'T MIND
HIMSELF THIS DAY, MARY KATE.

THAT'S ALL THE WORK
YOU'RE GOOD FOR,

YOU LITTLE TATTLETALE.

FEENEY, HAVE YOU WRITTEN
THE NAME I GIVE YOU?

I HAVE.

WELL THEN, STRIKE
A LINE THROUGH IT.

DEATH FOR HIM.

SEAN THORNTON.

SO... HE BOUGHT WHITE
O' MORN IN SPITE OF YOU.

GOOD FOR WIDOW TILLANE!

PAY NO ATTENTION TO HER
AT ALL, SQUIRE DANAHER.

TAKE NO NOTICE OF HER.

YOU DO AND THERE WILL BE

A FINE WAKE IN
THIS HOUSE TONIGHT.

AFTER ALL, HE'S GOT MORE RIGHT
TO THAT LAND THAN YOU HAVE.

HE'LL REGRET IT
TO HIS DYING DAY,

IF EVER HE LIVES THAT LONG.

THINK IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT

IF I LEAVE MY BAGS HERE?

I IMAGINE THEY'LL
BE SAFE ENOUGH.

IF YOU SEE A LITTLE GUY
NAMED MICHAELEEN FLYNN,

WILL YOU TELL HIM I'M
WAITING IN THE BAR?

IT WOULD BE A PLEASURE,

ESPECIALLY FOR
MICHAELEEN FLYNN. THANKS.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
YOU'D LIKE NOW, YANK?

IF I THINK OF ANYTHING,

I'LL... I'LL LET YOU KNOW.

GOOD EVENING.

PLEASANT NIGHT.

I'LL TRY ONE OF
THOSE BLACK BEERS.

AH, THE PORTER. YES, SIR.

SIR, WILL YOU JOIN ME?

IN FACT, I'D LIKE TO
BUY EVERYBODY A DRINK.

I DO NOT BELIEVE I HEARD
YOUR NAME, TALL MAN.

THORNTON. SEAN THORNTON.

AND, UH, YOUR FATHER'S NAME?

MIKE. MICHAEL THORNTON.

HE USED TO LIVE HERE.

WHITE O' MORNIN'.

I JUST BOUGHT THE PLACE BACK.

THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

THEN YOUR GRANDFATHER
WOULD BE OLD SEAN THORNTON.

RIGHT. BLESS HIS MEMORY.

SO IT'S HIMSELF
YOU'RE NAMED AFTER.

WELL NOW, THAT BEING THE CASE,

IT IS A PLEASANT EVENING,

AND WE WILL HAVE A DRINK!

♪ THERE WAS A
WILD COLONIAL BOY ♪

♪ JACK DUGGAN WAS HIS NAME ♪

♪ HE WAS BORN AND
BRED IN IRELAND ♪

♪ IN A TOWN CALLED
CASTLEMANE... ♪

OH, GOOD EVENING, FATHER.

IS THE REST OF THE
COMMITTEE HERE?

THEY'RE WAITING.

I'M SORRY WE'RE LATE.

THE FISHING WAS BAD? FISHING?

FINE LOT OF TIME
WE HAVE FOR THAT.

OH, MICHAELEEN.
COMMANDANT FORBES.

YOU CAN FORGET
ABOUT THE COMMANDANT.

WE'RE AT PEACE NOW, MAN.

TRUE, BUT I HAVEN'T
GIVEN UP HOPE.

YOUR YANKEE FRIEND
IS WAITING IN THE BAR.

OH, IS HE HERE ALREADY?

WAIT A MINUTE, MICHAELEEN.
WHO IS HE, ANYWAY?

WELL, HE'S A NICE,
QUIET, PEACE-LOVING MAN

COME HOME TO IRELAND
TO FORGET HIS TROUBLES.

TROUBLES?

SURE, YES, YES.

HE'S A MILLIONAIRE,
LIKE ALL THE YANKS,

BUT ECCENTRIC,
OH, YES, ECCENTRIC.

WAIT TILL I SHOW YOU.

WELL, WHAT IS IT?

IT'S A BAG TO SLEEP IN.

A SLEEPING BAG, HE CALLS IT.

DID YOU EVER HEAR THE LIKE?

A SLEEPING BAG... I'LL
SHOW YOU HOW IT OPERATES.

WHERE DOES IT OPEN?

HURRY. I'VE GOT AN
IMPORTANT APPOINTMENT.

THEN OPEN IT UP, MAN.

♪ AT THE EARLY AGE OF 16 YEARS ♪

♪ HE LEFT HIS NATIVE HOME ♪

♪ AND TO AUSTRALIA'S
SUNNY SHORES ♪

♪ HE WAS INCLINED TO ROAM ♪

♪ HE ROBBED THE
WEALTHY SQUIREEN ♪

♪ ALL ARMS HE DID DESTROY ♪

♪ A TERROR TO AUSTRALIA WAS ♪

♪ THIS WILD COLONIAL BOY ♪♪

SEAN THORNTON,

THE MEN OF INISFREE
BID YOU WELCOME HOME.

THANK YOU.

HA HA HA.

"AND THE MEN OF INISFREE
BID YOU WELCOME HOME."

WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT
LITTLE SPEECH, FEENEY?

YOU'D BE KNOWING WHAT, SQUIRE.

I'M A MAN FROM INISFREE...

AND THE BEST MAN,

AND I BID NO WELCOME
TO ANY MAN FOOL ENOUGH

TO PAY £1,000 FOR A BIT OF LAND

THAT ISN'T WORTH 200.

TRUE FOR YOU, SQUIRE.

DIDN'T I HEAR OF
SOMEONE NAMED DANAHER

BIDDING TO 810? HUH?

GET YOUR BOOK OUT.

PUT HIS NAME DOWN.

DERMOT FAHEY.

F-A-H-Y.

NO "E," SQUIREEN DANAHER.

IF YOU WERE HALF
THE MAN YOU THINK,

YOU WOULDN'T BEGRUDGE
A THORNTON HIS BIRTHPLACE.

AND THAT'S MY OPINION.

HE'S NEVER WORKED THAT LAND.

IT'S THORNTON LAND.

YOU'VE TOO MUCH
OF YOUR OWN AS IT IS.

QUIET, IF YOU PLEASE.

PARLIAMENTARY PROCEDURE.

SQUIRE DANAHER HAS THE FLOOR.

IF I HAD THE FLOOR...

I'D HIT THAT BIG APE WITH IT.

HOLD ON.

I DON'T BLAME MR. DANAHER

FOR GETTING ON HIS EAR.

WHO'S ON HIS EAR?

YOU AND 10 DOLTINS

COULDN'T PUT THE
DANAHER ON HIS EAR.

IT'S A WAY OF SPEAKING...

MIND YOUR WAYS, THEN.

THE POINT IS, IT'S ALREADY DONE.

I OWN THE PROPERTY NOW.

AS LONG AS WE'RE NEIGHBORS...

NEIGHBORS? HO HO.

NEIGHBORS.

NEVER!

AND IF I SO MUCH AS CATCH YOU

PUTTING A WET FOOT
ON MY PROPERTY, I'LL... I...

OH, ANOTHER THING... YOU KEEP
AWAY FROM MY SISTER MARY KATE.

SHE'S NOT FOR THE LIKES OF YOU.

WHERE I COME FROM,

WE DON'T DISCUSS OUR
WOMENFOLK IN SALOONS.

YOU MAKE A HABIT OF IT.

THIS MORNING IT
WAS WIDOW TILLANE.

WHAT'S THAT? THAT'S TRUE.

IT'S ASHAMED YOU SHOULD BE.

I'M NOT ACCUSING MARY KATE...

IT'S HIM!

THIS VERY MORN, LET
HIM DENY IT IF HE CAN,

AT THE BACK OF THE CHAPEL,

HE TOOK LIBERTIES
HE SHOULDN'T HAVE.

I SAID GOOD MORNING TO HER.

BUT IT WAS GOOD NIGHT
YOU HAD ON YOUR MIND.

THAT'S A LIE.

THAT'S A WHAT?

I SAID THAT'S A LIE.

THAT'S A WORD I
TAKE FROM NO MAN!

PUT UP YOUR FISTS!

I'M NOT GOING TO FIGHT YOU.

I'M GOING TO FIGHT YOU!

HA HA HA HA!

THANK YOU.

TAKE IT EASY, DANAHER.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

AW, HE'S DRUNK.

FEENEY, TAKE HIM
HOME. COME, SQUIRE.

DON'T SOIL YOUR
KNUCKLES ON THE MAN.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

NEVER.

TAKE THE MAN'S HAND,

OR I'LL READ YOUR NAME IN
THE MASS ON SUNDAY. TAKE IT.

I'LL JOIN THE CHURCH OF IRELAND
FIRST. AS IF THEY'D HAVE YOU.

SHAKE HANDS WITH HIM. GO ON.

SHAKE HANDS. SHAKE HANDS.

IT'S A GOOD GRIP
YOU HAVE, DANAHER.

I ALWAYS HATED A FLABBY
HANDSHAKE MYSELF.

COME ON.

FATHER PAUL.

MICHAELEEN, INTRODUCE ME

TO THIS QUIET,
PEACE-LOVING MAN OF YOURS.

I HAVE A STRANGE NOTION

WE'RE GOING TO BE FRIENDS, YANK.

GIVE ME A MINUTE

JUST LET SOME BLOOD
RUN BACK INTO THIS THING.

SEAN THORNTON...

HIS GRANDFATHER... OH,
A GRAND MAN HE WAS...

WAS HUNG IN AUSTRALIA.

OOH, I COULD TELL YOU

BLOOD-CURDLING
STORIES ABOUT HIM,

BUT ME THROAT'S GONE DRY.

AH, GO ON UP THERE.

♪ HE WAS BORN ♪

♪ AND BRED ♪

♪ IN IRELAND ♪

♪ IN A TOWN CALLED CASTLEMANE ♪

♪ HE WAS ♪

♪ HIS FATHER'S ONLY SON ♪

♪ HIS MOTHER'S PRIDE AND JOY ♪

♪ AND DEARLY DID ♪

♪ HIS PARENTS LOVE ♪

♪ THIS WILD COLONIAL BOY ♪♪

ARE YOU SURE YOU WON'T
CHANGE YOUR MIND, SEAN,

AND COME ALONG HOME WITH ME?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

GOT MY SLEEPING BAG, HAVEN'T I?

WELL, IT'S A NICE SOFT NIGHT,

SO I THINK I'LL GO AND
JOIN ME COMRADES

AND TALK A LITTLE TREASON.

GOOD NIGHT, SEAN.

GOOD NIGHT, MICHAELEEN.

GOD BLESS YOU.

YEEE-OH!

AAH!

IT'S A BOLD ONE YOU ARE.

AND WHO GAVE YOU
LEAVE TO BE KISSING ME?

SO YOU CAN TALK.

YES, I CAN, I WILL, AND I DO.

AND IT'S MORE THAN TALK YOU'LL
BE GETTING IF YOU STEP CLOSER!

DON'T WORRY. YOU GOT A
WALLOP. YOU'LL GET OVER IT.

SOME THINGS A MAN
DOESN'T GET OVER SO EASY.

LIKE WHAT, SUPPOSING?

LIKE THE SIGHT OF A GIRL

COMING THROUGH THE FIELDS

WITH THE SUN ON HER HAIR,

KNEELING IN CHURCH

WITH A FACE LIKE A SAINT.

A SAINT INDEED.

AND NOW COMING TO A MAN'S HOUSE

TO CLEAN IT FOR HIM.

BUT THAT WAS JUST MY WAY

OF BEING A GOOD CHRISTIAN ACT.

I KNOW IT WAS,
MARY KATE DANAHER,

AND IT WAS NICE OF YOU.

NOT AT ALL.

HELLO.

GOOD MORNING, MR. THORNTON.

HOW ARE YOU, FA... UH, DR...

NO, NO. MISTER.

AND ON FORMAL OCCASIONS,

THE REVEREND MR. PLAYFAIR.

AND THIS IS MRS. PLAYFAIR.

WELL, MR. THORNTON.

YOU ARE A WONDER.

IT LOOKS THE WAY ALL
IRISH COTTAGES SHOULD

AND SO SELDOM DO.

AND ONLY AN AMERICAN

WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
OF EMERALD GREEN.

RED IS MORE DURABLE.

AND THE ROSES... HOW NICE.

YOU'LL NEEDS LOTS AND
LOTS OF HORSE MANURE...

FERTILIZER, I MEAN.
HORSE IS THE BEST.

OH, I BROUGHT YOU A PLANT.

YOU KNOW,

"A PRIMROSE BY
A RIVER'S BRINK..."

BRIM, NOT BRINK.

THE NEXT LINE ENDS IN "HYMN."

POETS ARE SO SILLY, AREN'T THEY?

OH, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT
ONE, MR. THORNTON.

OH, NO, MA'AM. I...

THORNTON.

THERE'S A FAMILIAR RING TO IT.

RING TO IT.

THORNTON.

COMMON NAME.

THANK YOU FOR THE
PLANT, MRS. PLAYFAIR.

THIS IS DA... DARN...
AWFULLY NICE OF YOU.

OH?

IT'S A BED.

EXCUSE ME.

MORNING.

THAT'S A FINE BIG BED
YOU HAVE, MR. THORNTON.

BIGGEST ONE I COULD FIND.

IS THAT A BED OR A...
OR A PARADE GROUND?

A MAN WOULD HAVE
TO BE A SPRINTER

TO CATCH HIS WIFE
IN A BED LIKE THAT.

WHOA.

WHOO!

WELL...

MR. FLYNN.

AND WHAT ARE YOU
ALL DRESSED UP FOR,

MICHAELEEN OGE?

"I HAVE..."

"I HAVE COME..."

OH, I CAN SEE THAT.

BUT FROM WHOSE PUB WAS IT?

PUB? PUB?

YOU'VE A TONGUE LIKE AN ADDER.

I'VE A GOOD MIND TO GO
ABOUT ME OWN BUSINESS

AND TELL THORN SHORNTON

HE'S WELL OFF WITHOUT YOU.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT WAS THAT?

WELL, WILL YOU LISTEN THEN

AND NOT BE INTERRUPTING
THE SHUAGRAUN.

THE MATCHMAKER.

"I HAVE COME...

"AT THE REQUEST...

OF TAUN SHORNTON..."

SEAN THORNTON.

SHUT UP.

"BACHELOR AND PARTY
OF THE FIRST PART..."

"TO ASK IF YOU, UH..."

STRICTLY INFORMALLY MIND YOU...

EH...

"MARY KATE DANAHER, SPINSTER...

AND PARTY TO THE SECOND PART..."

WELL?

GO ON. YOU WERE SAYING?

GOSH, ME... ME MOUTH
IS LIKE A DRY CRUST,

AND THE SUN IS
THAT HOT ON ME PATE.

I...

WOULD YOU BE STEPPING
INTO THE PARLOR?

THE HOUSE MAY
BELONG TO MY BROTHER,

BUT WHAT'S IN THE
PARLOR BELONGS TO ME.

I WILL, THEN.

AND I HOPE THERE'S
A BOTTLE THERE,

WHOEVER IT BELONGS TO.

IT COULD BE.

YOU'VE A FINE STEADY HAND.

TO A GOOD BARGAINING.

TO RESUME.

THE PARTY OF THE
FIRST PART... THAT'S HIM.

HAS INSTRUCTED ME TO INQUIRE

BEFORE ENTERING INTO
FORMAL NEGOTIATIONS

WHETHER THE PARTY TO
THE SECOND PART... THAT'S ME.

THINKS KINDLY OF
THE GENERAL IDEA,

OR IN HIS OWN WORDS, UH...

AMERICAN, UH, YEAH, YEAH, YES.

HE WANTS TO KNOW
IF YOU GO FOR IT.

GO FOR IT?

AND IF YOU DO, I'LL
SPEAK TO YOUR BROTHER.

OH. THAT WON'T BE EASY.

AS WELL I KNOW IT.

HE'D AS SOON PUT
HIS FIST IN ME TEETH

AS BID ME THE TIME OF THE DAY.

WHAT DID SEAN... I MEAN,

THE PARTY OF THE FIRST PART

SAY ABOUT ME FORTUNE?

HE SAYS HE DOESN'T GIVE IT...

HE SAYS IT'S A MATTER OF
COMPLETE INDIFFERENCE TO HIM.

HE DID?

HE SAYS HE DOESN'T GIVE A...

HE SAYS IT'S ALL ONE TO HIM

IF YOU COME IN THE
CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK

OR WITHOUT THEM,
FOR THAT MATTER.

OH.

OH, HE DID, DID HE?

WELL. A FINE OPINION
HE MUST HAVE OF ME

IF HE THINKS I'D GO TO ANY MAN

WITHOUT A PROPER FORTUNE.

THIS YOU MAY TELL YOUR
MISTER PARTY OF THE FIRST PART...

THAT WHEN I WED, WHATEVER'S
MY OWN GOES WITH ME.

GET UP, LITTLE MAN.

ALL THIS FURNITURE'S MINE,

AND I HAVE THAT CHINA AND LINEN

AND £50 IN GOLD
MY FATHER LEFT ME

AND MY MOTHER'S
RINGS AND BROOCHES

AND MY GRANDMOTHER'S
WEDDING VEIL

AND HER SILVER COMBS
AND BUCKLES AND...

£30 ODD IN NOTES AND SILVER

I'VE EARNED THIS PAST
15 YEARS. THAT'S ALL.

HEH HEH. YOU'RE A
WELL-PROPERTIED WOMAN.

I WOULDN'T MIND
MARRYING YOU MESELF.

WHERE... WHERE DID
YOU LEAVE THE BOTTLE?

AND I'D HAVE YOU TELL
HIM THAT I'M NO PAUPER

TO BE GOING TO HIM IN MY SHIFT.

♪ THE YON MAY MOON ♪

♪ IS BEAMING LOVE ♪

♪ THE GLOW WORM'S LAMP ♪

♪ IS GLEAMING LOVE ♪

♪ HOW SWEET ♪

♪ TO ROVE ♪

♪ THROUGH MAURNA'S GROVE ♪

♪ WHILE THE ♪

♪ DROWSY WORLD ♪

♪ IS DREAMING LOVE ♪

DO YOU KNOW "THE
PEELER AND THE GOAT"?

I DO NOT.

NEITHER DO I.

COULD YOU USE A LITTLE
WATER IN YOUR WHISKEY?

WHEN I DRINK WHISKEY,
I DRINK WHISKEY.

WHEN I DRINK
WATER, I DRINK WATER.

BUT BACK TO BUSINESS NOW.

WELL, WHAT ANSWER
WILL I GIVE SEAN THORNTON,

MARY KATE DANAHER?

WELL, YOU CAN TELL
HIM FROM ME THAT...

THAT I GO FOR IT.

♪ IS ♪

♪ TO STEAL A FEW
HOURS FROM THE NIGHT ♪

♪ MY DEAR ♪♪

HOW DO I LOOK?

YOU LOOK FINE.

HEY, WHAT DO I SAY?

NOTHING. I'LL DO
ALL THE TALKING.

AND I'M SUPPOSED TO
STAND HERE LIKE A DUMMY?

SHH. NOW.

WILL, THERE'S... THERE'S
SOMEONE COMING TO CALL.

WHO?

IT'S, UH...

WELL, IT'S... IT'S
MICHAELEEN OGE FLYNN,

AND, UH, THERE'S A
GENTLEMAN WITH HIM.

UH...

HERE, WILL.

PUT ON YOUR COAT.

WILL DANAHER, THEY'RE
COMING TO THE FRONT DOOR!

SINCE WHEN IS THE BACK
DOOR BEEN NOT GOOD ENOUGH?

GOD BLESS ALL IN THIS HOUSE.

GOOD EVENING.

MISS DANAHER, WE WOULD LIKE
A WORD WITH YOUR BROTHER.

COME ON IN, SO...

AND WELCOME.

EASY NOW.

AHEM.

MR. SEAN THORNTON, BACHELOR,

MEET MISS MARY KATE
DANAHER, UH, SPINSTER.

MISS DANAHER, MEET MR. THORNTON

FROM PITTSBURGH,
MASSACHUSETTS, USA.

GOOD EVENING, MISS DANAHER.

THIS...

AHEM.

THIS WAY, PLEASE.

UM... THIS IS MY BROTHER, MR...

LEAVE THE ROOM. BUT, UH...

I SAID LEAVE THE
ROOM. YES, WILL.

SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

THAT'S WHAT CHAIRS ARE FOR.

IF YOU'VE COME FOR
SUPPER, YOU'RE LATE.

A GRACIOUS INVITATION

BUT THANK YOU, NO.

I DON'T SUPPOSE THERE'S
A DROP OF ANYTHING WET

IN THE HOUSE, EH?

HELP YOURSELF TO THE BUTTERMILK.

BUTTERMILK. SHHEE!

THE BORGIAS WOULD DO BETTER.

WE'LL, UH, COME,
WITH YOUR PERMISSION,

TO THE OBJECT
OF THIS, UH, VISIT.

YOU'VE, UH, NOTICED, I PRESUME,

THAT I'M, UH, WEARING
MY OFFICIAL BLACK COAT.

I HAVE. FOR YOUR
DEAD FRIEND HERE?

I'LL NEED NO SHUAGRAUN

TO ARRANGE ANY MARRIAGES FOR ME.

YOU'VE BEEN MAKING FINE PROGRESS

WITH THE WIDOW TILLANE, THEN,

IN THE LAST 10 YEARS, HUH?

OH. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HERE.

NO. I'VE COME TO TALK
ABOUT MARY KATE AND HIM.

GET OUT. IF HE WAS
THE LAST MAN ON EARTH,

I'D STILL SAY NO.

NOW, JUST A MINUTE.

IF IT'S A QUESTION OF
THE GIRL'S FORTUNE...

FORTUNE. IF IT WAS
BUT A SHILLING PIECE

HE WANTED WITH
HER, I'D STILL SAY NO.

MICHAELEEN, THIS
IS DOING NO GOOD.

I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO HER MYSELF.

HEY, YANK. I'LL COUNT 3.

IF YOU'RE NOT OUT
OF HERE BY THEN,

I'LL LOOSE THE DOGS ON YOU.

IF YOU SAY 3, YOU'LL NEVER
HEAR THE MAN COUNT TEN.

WELL, MARY KATE, HE...

WE TRIED.

WE'LL SEE HIM AGAIN
SOME OTHER TIME.

I THANK YOU ANYWAY,
SEAN THORNTON,

FOR THE ASKING.

YOU DON'T THINK THIS
CHANGES ANYTHING?

IT'S WHAT YOU SAY
THAT COUNTS, NOT HIM.

NOW, SEAN, YOU'VE GONE
TOO FAR. THAT'S ENOUGH.

SAY, WHAT IS THIS?

WE'RE GOING TO GET
MARRIED. AREN'T WE?

I DON'T GET IT.

THIS IS IRELAND,
SEAN, NOT AMERICA.

WITHOUT HER BROTHER'S CONSENT,

SHE COULDN'T AND WOULDN'T.

I'M SORRY FOR BOTH OF YOU.

HYAH! HYAH!

HYAH, HYAH!

AH, THOSE WERE THE BAD DAYS...

SEAN WITH A FACE

AS DARK AS THE
BLACK HUNTER HE RODE.

A FINE ILL-TEMPERED
PAIR THEY WERE.

TWAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME

BEFORE ONE OR THE
OTHER BROKE HIS NECK.

WE KNEW THINGS
COULDN'T GO ON THIS WAY.

EASY, SEAN!

OH, MUSHA, MUSHA.

HELLO, MARY KATE...

DANAHER.

GOOD MORNING...

SEAN THORNTON.

SO WE FORMED A
LITTLE CONSPIRACY...

THE REVEREND
MR. AND MRS. PLAYFAIR,

MICHAELEEN OGE, AND...
SAINTS FORGIVE US...

MYSELF.

AND ON THE DAY OF
THE INISFREE RACES,

WE SPRUNG THE TRAP
ON "RED" WILL DANAHER.

REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD YOU...

MAKE YOUR SPEED
WHEN YOU HIT THE WATER.

YES, FATHER.

AND YOU RIDE
CAREFULLY, NOW, SON.

YES, MUM.

THORNTON. NO SILKS.

YOUR COLORS, THORNTON.

THANK YOU.

GOOD LUCK. GOOD LUCK.

THANK YOU.

LADIES...

GENTLEMEN...

YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.

WILL ALL THE LOVELY LADIES

WHO ARE PUTTING UP THEIR BONNETS

FOR THE INISFREE CUP,

PLEASE PLACE THEIR BONNETS

ON THE FINISHING LINE?

LADIES...

YOUR BONNETS, PLEASE.

WILL YOU NOT BE PUTTING
UP YOUR BONNET, MARY KATE?

INDEED I WILL NOT. NO?

NO.

OK, MICHAELEEN.
THE WIDOW'S BONNET.

WILL ALL THE GENTLEMEN RIDERS

PLEASE GO TO THE STARTING LINE?

ALL RIDERS, PLEASE.

I'M GIVING 20-TO-1 ON THE YANK!

20-TO-1...

I'M GIVING 30-TO-1 ON DAN...

40-TO-1 ON DANAHER! 40...

FLYNN!

IF YOU'VE BEEN DOING
ANY MATCHMAKING

BETWEEN THORNTON AND ME WIDOW,

I'LL PUT YOU IN ME BOOK.

AH, SO YOU'VE HEARD, HUH?

FATHER LONERGAN,

WHAT SORT OF A
SCOUNDREL IS THIS YANK?

ONE MINUTE 'TIS ME SISTER,

AND THE NEXT IT'S HERSELF.

WELL, BLAME NO ONE BUT YOURSELF.

IF YOU'D RETAINED
ME AS MATCHMAKER,

YOU AND THE WIDOW

WOULD HAVE BEEN
MARRIED LONG SINCE.

TRUE, WILL.

MIND YOU, I'M NOT
SAYING IT'S TOO LATE YET.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE
THE WIDOW TILLANE

HAS STOOD YOU OFF SO LONG, HUH?

YOU'RE A FINE-LOOKING
MAN, AREN'T YOU? I AM.

A RICH, PROPERTIED MAN!

AND WELL SHE KNOWS IT.

FATHER, WILL I TELL HIM?

GO AHEAD, MICHAELEEN.

WHAT WOMAN WOULD
COME INTO THE HOUSE

WITH ANOTHER WOMAN IN IT?

IF YOU GOT RID OF MARY KATE,

THE WIDOW WOULD
HAVE BEEN IN LIKE A SHOT.

NO.

YES.

YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE,
AND YOU FLUBBED IT.

YOU REFUSED SEAN THORNTON,
AND HE RENEGED ON YOU.

NOW I DOUBT IF HE'D
TAKE YOUR SISTER

IF YOU PUT £1,000 ON HER.

FATHER LONERGAN...

WELL, I CAN'T SAY IT'S TRUE,
AND I WON'T SAY IT'S NOT,

BUT THERE'S BEEN TALK.

OH, A LOT OF TALK.

A LOT OF TALK, HUH?

TWO WOMEN IN THE HOUSE
AND ONE OF THEM A REDHEAD.

TWO WOMEN.

THREE OUR FATHERS
AND THREE HAIL MARYS.

MORNING, MARY KATE.
MORNING, CHILDREN.

DON'T SIT THERE GAWKING!

YOU'RE PUTTING UP YOUR BONNET.

I'LL DO NO SUCH SHAMELESS THING.

YOU WILL! I WILL NOT!

NO BONNET, MARY
KATE? WHAT A PITY.

BETTING WILL NOW STOP,

AND THE SALE OF ALL INTOXICATING
AND ALCOHOLIC DRINKS WILL CEASE.

I MEAN THAT, NOW.

OH, AND, SERGEANT-MAJOR...

IN YOUR GOOD TIME, PLEASE.

THE YANK'S HOLDING BACK.

FOUL! GUPPY!

WILL YOU LOOK AT
THAT CRAZY DANAHER?

WOULDN'T IT BE WONDERFUL NOW

IF HE BROKE HIS BLASTED NECK?

MAYBE HE WILL, NOW, GOD WILLING.

WILL, WILL! COME ON!

FOUL! FATHER PAUL!

I DIDN'T SEE IT!

COME ON, SEAN! SEAN!

I MEAN PAUL, FATHER PAUL!

THORNTON!

HE TOOK YOUR BONNET, SARAH.

FINE RACE. YOU
RODE LIKE A TROOPER.

TROOPER...

TROOPER THORN, OF COURSE.

I KNEW I'D SEEN YOU
SOMEWHERE BEFORE.

NOW THAT YOU KNOW, I WISH
YOU'D KEEP IT UNDER YOUR HAT.

I MEAN, FORGET IT.

I UNDERSTAND. IT
WILL BE OUR SECRET.

THANKS.

YOUR BONNET, MRS. TILLANE.

THE CUP FOR THE WINNER.

OH, THANK YOU.

FLYNN. HMM?

DOES YOUR OFFER STILL STAND?

WELL, NOW, UH,
THAT... THAT DEPENDS.

YOU... YOU, UH, MENTIONED, UH...

£500.

£350 AND NOT ANOTHER PENNY.

WELL, I'LL SPEAK TO ME PRINCIPAL

OF THE FIRST PART.

GOOD MORNING. GOOD MORNING.

COME ON, COME ON.

WELL, NOW,

THE BANNS HAVING BEEN READ

AND NO MAN OBJECTING...

I'M PERMITTING THIS MAN
TO COURT ME SISTER...

BUT UNDER THE USUAL CONDITIONS.

MR. FLYNN.

DO YOU ASSUME THE
FULL RESPONSIBILITY?

I DO, I DO.

AND FROM NOW ON,

THEY'LL DO THE
WALKING AND THE TALKING

UNDER ME OWN EYES.

WELL, THEN, LET THE
COURTING COMMENCE.

HERE, NONE OF THAT
NOW. NONE OF THAT.

HANDS TO YOURSELF, ON
YOUR OWN SIDE OF THE ROAD.

GET ON THE OTHER
SIDE OF THE CART.

UP YOU GO.

THANK YOU.

COME ON.

I DON'T GET THIS.

WHY DO WE HAVE
TO HAVE YOU ALONG?

BACK IN THE STATES,

I'D DRIVE UP, HONK THE HORN,

THE GAL WOULD COME RUNNING...

COME A-RUNNING?

I'M NO WOMAN TO BE HONKED AT

AND COME A-RUNNING.

AMERICA, HUH. PROHIBITION, HUH.

DO YOU SEE THAT OVER THERE?

THAT'S THE ANCESTRAL
HOME OF THE ANCIENT FLYNNS.

IT WAS TAKEN FROM US
BY... BY... BY THE DRUIDS.

COME UP, THERE.

WHOA.

WELL, YOU'RE THE QUIETEST
COUPLE I EVER COURTED.

WE'LL GET NOWHERE AT THIS RATE.

OFF WITH YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU DO A
HEALTHY MILE OR SO

JUST TO GET USED TO
WALKING CORRECTLY TOGETHER?

NOW, NOW, SHE'S A
FINE, HEALTHY GIRL.

NO PATTY FINGERS, IF YOU PLEASE.

NICE DAY.

IT IS THAT, MR. THORNTON.

THAT'S A PRETTY
BONNET YOU HAVE ON.

BONNET? DON'T YOU BE
TALKING TO ME ABOUT BONNETS

AFTER LEAVING MINE
STUCK UP THERE LIKE A...

EASY NOW. EASY NOW!

IS THIS A COURTING
OR A DONNYBROOK?

HAVE THE GOOD MANNERS NOT TO
HIT THE MAN UNTIL HE'S YOUR HUSBAND

AND ENTITLED TO HIT YOU BACK.

I AM SORRY.

I HAVE A FEARFUL TEMPER.

YOU MIGHT AS WELL
KNOW ABOUT IT NOW

INSTEAD OF FINDING
OUT ABOUT IT LATER.

WE DANAHERS ARE
A FIGHTING PEOPLE.

I CAN THINK OF A LOT
OF THINGS I'D RATHER DO

TO ONE OF THE
DANAHERS... MISS DANAHER.

SHH, MR. THORNTON.

WHAT WILL MR. FLYNN BE THINKING?

CAN YOU RIDE A BIKE?

WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?

MARY KATE DANAHER!

SEAN!

UH, UH...

COME ON!

COME BACK HERE!

COME BACK HERE AT ONCE,

YOU SHAMELESS
HUSSY, YOU! COME BACK!

AAH! HA HA!

COME BACK HERE!

COME BACK HERE,
YOU SHAMELESS HUSSY!

COME BACK HERE
WHEN I ORDER YOU TO!

COME BACK!

B'GAD, I THINK YOU HAVE
MORE SENSE THAN I...

I HAVE MESELF.

WHOA THERE, FILLY.

IF ANYBODY HAD TOLD
ME SIX MONTHS AGO

THAT TODAY I'D BE IN A
GRAVEYARD IN INISFREE

WITH A GIRL LIKE YOU
THAT I'M JUST ABOUT TO KISS,

I'D HAVE TOLD THEM...

THE KISSING'S A
LONG WAY OFF YET.

WE JUST STARTED THE COURTING.

NEXT MONTH, WE'D START
THE WALKING OUT TOGETHER.

THEN THERE'S THE
THRASHING PARTIES, AND...

NOPE.

WELL, MAYBE WE WON'T
HAVE TO WAIT THAT MONTH...

YEP.

OR FOR THE THRASHING PARTIES...

NOPE.

OR FOR THE WALKING OUT TOGETHER.

NO.

THEN SO MUCH THE WORSE
FOR YOU, SEAN THORNTON,

FOR I FEEL THE SAME
WAY ABOUT IT MYSELF.

AND SO THEY WERE MARRIED

IN THE SAME LITTLE CHAPEL
I GAVE THEM THEIR BAPTISM.

LATER, THERE WAS A NICE
QUIET LITTLE CELEBRATION.

♪ OH, AS I WENT
OUT ONE MORNIN' ♪

♪ IT BEIN' THE MONTH OF MAY ♪

♪ A FARMER AND HIS DAUGHTER ♪

♪ I SPIED UPON ME WAY ♪

♪ AND THE GIRL SAT
DOWN QUITE CALMLY ♪

♪ TO THE MILKIN' OF HER COW ♪

♪ SAYIN' I WILL AND I
MUST GET MARRIED ♪

♪ FOR THE HUMOR IS ON ME NOW ♪

♪ OH, THE HUMOR IS ON ME NOW ♪

♪ FOR THE HUMOR IS ON ME NOW ♪

♪ SAYIN' I WILL AND I
MUST GET MARRIED ♪

♪ FOR THE HUMOR IS ON ME NOW ♪

♪ SO AT LAST THE
DAUGHTER MARRIED ♪

♪ SHE MARRIED WELL-TO-DO ♪

♪ AND LOVED HER
DARLIN' HUSBAND ♪

♪ FOR A MONTH, A YEAR OR TWO ♪

♪ BUT SEAN WAS ALL A TYRANT ♪

♪ AND SHE QUICKLY RUED HER VOW ♪

♪ SAYIN' I'M SORRY I
EVER GOT MARRIED ♪

♪ FOR THE HUMOR IS OFF ME NOW ♪

♪ OH, THE HUMOR IS OFF ME NOW ♪

♪ OH, THE HUMOR IS OFF ME NOW ♪

♪ SAYIN' I'M SORRY I
EVER GOT MARRIED ♪

♪ FOR THE HUMOR IS OFF ME NOW ♪♪

HA HA HA! HA HA HA!

To a successful conspiracy.

A TOAST.

TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM.

UH, ONE MOMENT. ONE MOMENT.

AS SHUAGRAUN, I SAY
THERE'LL BE NO TOASTS

UNTIL WE'VE SEEN
THE BRIDE'S FORTUNE.

THE BRIDE'S FORTUNE.

YOU'LL SEE IT. NEVER FEAR.

WE'LL SEE IT NOW, IF YOU PLEASE.

NOW, THEN, THE PROPRIETIES
MUST BE OBSERVED.

UH... FATHER LONERGAN.

FEENEY.

£350 GOLD,

A CARTFUL OF FURNISHINGS,
LINEN, AND PEWTER

GOES WITH THE SISTER
OF WILL DANAHER.

THEN... A TOAST.

MAY THEIR DAYS BE LONG

AND FULL OF HAPPINESS,

MAY THEIR CHILDREN BE MANY

AND FULL OF HEALTH,

AND MAY THEY LIVE IN PEACE

AND FREEDOM.

AHEM.

REVEREND FATHERS,
LADIES, AND GENTLEMEN,

ATTENTION. ATTENTION, PLEASE.

UH, SQUIRE... SQUIRE
DANAHER HAS THE FLOOR.

IN OTHER WORDS, HE'S... HE'S GOT
SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOUSE ALL.

THANK YOU.

I'VE GOT A LITTLE
ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

OH, COHAN, FILL UP THE GLASSES.

GO ON, ALL OF THEM.

AHEM.

AHEM.

AHEM.

UH, TODAY I'VE GIVEN
MY SISTER IN MARRIAGE...

MY ONLY SISTER,

AND NOW SHE'S GONE FROM
THE HOUSE OF DANAHER.

BUT WHAT'S IN A HOUSE
WITHOUT A WOMAN?

THAT'S TRUE.

RIGHT. WHAT'S A HOUSE
WITHOUT A WOMAN IN IT?

YEAH. WHAT'S A HOUSE
WITHOUT A WOMAN IN IT?

WHERE WOULD ANY MAN
OF US BE WITHOUT A WOMAN?

WHY, EVEN FATHER
LONERGAN HAD A MOTHER.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

YEAH. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT? HUH?

SO... AHEM.

SO, UH...

SO WITHOUT FURTHER ELOQUENCE...

WITHOUT FURTHER ELOQUENCE...

SO WITHOUT FURTHER ELOQUENCE,

I WILL GIVE YOU A TOAST...

TO MYSELF,

WHO IS SOON TO BE WED.

ALL SHE HAS TO DO

IS TO SAY THAT LITTLE WORD.

WHEN'S THE HAPPY
DAY, SARAH, DARLING?

HAVE... HAVE YOU LOST THE
LITTLE SENSE YOU WERE BORN WITH?

HAPPY DAY, INDEED!

BUT, SARAH, DARLING...

AND DON'T DARLING ME, CLOD!

WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO
MAKE SUCH AN ANNOUNCEMENT?

BUT, SARAH...

BUT THEY ALL... THEY ALL SAID...

WHY, THE REVEREND MR. PLAYFAIR

AND, UH, MRS. REVEREND.

FATHER LONERGAN.

UH, LITTLE FLYNN.

MICHAELEEN, DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME ALL I HAD...

WELL, NOW, I DID AND I DIDN'T.

OH, OH, YOU LIED, DIDN'T YOU?

YOU LIED, DIDN'T YOU?

YOU ALL LIED!

IT'S BAD ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE,

BUT MY OWN PRIEST!

YOU GOT HER BY
FRAUD AND FALSITY.

YOU PUT THEM UP TO THIS!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT. DON'T DENY IT!

WILL, FOR HEAVEN'S
SAKE. YOU'RE CRAZY.

CRAZY, AM I?

THIS IS SOMETHING YOU
WON'T GET NOW OR EVER!

NOW GET OUT OF HERE, ALL OF YOU!

THE REVEREND SIRS,

LADIES, AND GENTLEMEN, GET OUT!

MARY KATE, COME
ON. LET'S GO HOME.

NO, NOT WITHOUT MY FORTUNE.

IT'S MINE, MINE AND MY
MOTHER'S BEFORE ME,

AND I'M NOT GOING...

AAH!

STEADY, TROOPER. STEADY.

LET'S GO HOME.

EVER SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,

I'VE DREAMED OF HAVING
MY OWN THINGS ABOUT ME...

MY SPINET...

OVER THERE

AND A TABLE HERE AND...

AND MY OWN CHAIRS TO REST UPON

AND...

A DRESSER OVER
THERE IN THAT CORNER

AND...

AND MY OWN CHINA AND
PEWTER SHINING ABOUT ME.

AND NOW...

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU FELT
THAT WAY ABOUT IT, BUT...

SEEMS LIKE A LOT
OF FUSS AND GRIEF

OVER A LITTLE
FURNITURE AND STUFF.

IT IS A PRETTY
COTTAGE, ISN'T IT?

YEAH.

I THINK SO.

DON'T TOUCH ME.

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, NO RIGHT?

I'LL WEAR YOUR RING,

I'LL COOK, AND I'LL WASH,

AND I'LL KEEP THE
LAND, BUT THAT IS ALL.

UNTIL I'VE GOT MY
DOWRY SAFE ABOUT ME,

I'M NO MARRIED WOMAN.

I'M THE SERVANT I
HAVE ALWAYS BEEN,

WITHOUT ANYTHING OF MY OWN!

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

YOU'RE MY WIFE AND FORT...

WHAT IS THIS?

HAVEN'T I BEEN
TRYING TO TELL YOU?

UNTIL YOU HAVE MY DOWRY,

YOU HAVEN'T GOT ANY BIT OF ME.

ME, MYSELF!

I'LL STILL BE DREAMING

AMONGST THE THINGS
THAT ARE MY OWN

AS IF I HAD NEVER MET YOU.

THERE'S 300 YEARS
OF HAPPY DREAMING

IN THOSE THINGS OF MINE, AND...

I WANT THEM.

I WANT MY DREAM.

I'LL HAVE IT, AND I KNOW IT!

I'LL SAY NO OTHER WORD TO YOU.

ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL
HAVE YOUR DOWRY

OR DOT OR FORTUNE OR
WHATEVER YOU CALL IT.

WELL, GET IT, THEN.

THERE'LL BE NO LOCKS OR
BOLTS BETWEEN US, MARY KATE,

EXCEPT THOSE IN YOUR OWN
MERCENARY LITTLE HEART.

SEAN...

HOW'D YOU SLEEP?

DON'T... DON'T BE
SHAMING ME, PLEASE,

IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS.

WHAT?

OH. OK.

♪ IT WAS THERE THAT I
LEARNED ALL ME COURTIN' ♪

♪ MANY LESSONS I
TOOK IN THE ART ♪

♪ TILL CUPID, THE
BLACKGUARD, WHILE SPORTIN' ♪

♪ AN ARROW DROVE
STRAIGHT THROUGH ME ♪

♪ MUSH, MUSH, MUSH, TURALIADDY ♪

♪ ME, MUSH, MUSH,
MUSH, TURALI-AY ♪

♪ SO I LATHERED HIM
WITH ME SHILLELAGH ♪

♪ FOR ♪

♪ HE TROD ON THE TAIL OF ME ♪

♪ MUSH, MUSH, MUSH, TURALIADDY ♪

♪ I JUST LIKE THE
DINGLE FOR GOLD ♪

♪ I LATHERED HIM
WITH ME SHILLELAGH ♪

♪ FOR ♪

♪ FOR HE TROD ON
THE TAIL OF ME COAT ♪♪

HELLO, THE HOUSE!

ANYONE UP?

GOOD MORNING.

GOOD MORNING.

I, UH, I SUPPOSE

IT IS A BIT EARLY TO BE CALLING.

WELL, AFTER YOU LEFT
LAST NIGHT, MARY KATE,

A COUPLE OF US PERSUADED
DANAHER TO CHANGE HIS MIND.

IT'S, UH, WHAT MIGHT BE CALLED

A SORT OF BELATED
WEDDING PRESENT.

MY THINGS.

MY FURNITURE!

WE'D HAVE BROUGHT THEM
OVER LAST NIGHT, SEAN,

BUT DUE TO THE CIRCUMSTANCES,

WE THOUGHT YOU'D BE
NEEDING YOUR SLEEP. THANKS.

OH!

HERE. HERE.

OH. EASY. EASY NOW.

GOD BLESS ALL HERE.

THAT'S RIGHT.

OH, BE CAREFUL.

OVER THERE BY THE WALL.

NO, NO, NO.

NOW TURN IT AROUND

SO THAT THE LIGHT
SHINES ON THE MUSIC.

THAT'S GRAND. THAT'S GRAND.

WHERE...

WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS?

MIGHTY HANDY.

IT... IT WAS MY MOTHER'S

AND MY MOTHER'S MOTHER'S BEFORE.

WHERE DO I PUT IT?

WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE?

WHERE DO YOU SUPPOSE?

WE'RE SORRY ABOUT THE DOWRY.

COULDN'T MAKE HIM
CHANGE HIS MIND ABOUT IT.

NOT EVEN FATHER
LONERGAN COULD DO IT.

LET HIM KEEP IT.

KEEP MY FORTUNE?

YOU'VE GOT YOUR
TABLES AND CHAIRS.

WHO CARES ABOUT
HIS MONEY? MY MONEY!

LET HIM HAVE IT IF IT MEANS
THAT MUCH TO HIM. GANGWAY!

WHAT MANNER OF
MAN IS IT I'VE MARRIED?

A BETTER ONE, I THINK,
THAN YOU KNOW, MARY KATE.

IMPETUOUS.

HOMERIC!

♪ OH, INISFREE, MY IRELAND ♪

♪ I'M RETURNING ♪

♪ FROM WASTED YEARS
ACROSS THE WINTRY SEA ♪

♪ AND WHEN I COME BACK ♪

♪ TO MY OWN DEAR IRELAND ♪

♪ I'LL REST A WHILE BESIDE YOU ♪

♪ GRADH MOCHROIDHE ♪♪

NOW I KNOW WHY YOU HAVE

SO MANY ROCK WALLS
IN THIS COUNTRY.

ROSES? ARE YOU PLANTING ROSES?

YEAH. FINE FARMER YOU ARE.

NOT A TURNIP OR CABBAGE
OR POTATO ON THE PLACE.

OR CHILDREN.

SORRY.

WELL, I... I SUPPOSE

THEY WILL MAKE A VERY FINE
DISPLAY AROUND THE COTTAGE.

IT IS A PRETTY
COTTAGE, ISN'T IT?

I THINK SO.

WELL, LET'S SEE NOW.

WE'LL NEED A PLOW
AND A CULTIVATOR

AND SEED FOR PLANTING.

ABOUT THE HORSE FOR THE PLOWING,

WE COULD SELL YOUR BLACK HUNTER.

I'LL BUY ANOTHER
HORSE FOR THE PLOWING.

OR WHY NOT A TRACTOR?

A TRACTOR... NASTY,
SMELLY THINGS,

AND, BESIDES, THEY'RE
AN AWFUL PRICE.

WITH A HORSE, YOU
GET OTHER ADVANTAGES.

YEAH, FOR THE ROSES.

OH, ROSES AGAIN.

YOU...

WE COULD DO OUR
SHOPPING IN CASTLETOWN,

AND IF WE PUT A
GOOD FOOT UNDER US,

WE COULD BE THERE
AND BACK BY SUPPERTIME.

5 MILES? WELL, THAT'S JUST A...

GOOD STRETCH OF THE LEGS, RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT.

GET ON YOUR WALKING SHOES.

I'LL BE A MINUTE.

OH!

SO, YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN
TO BE HONKED AT, HUH?

WHY, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
DID YOU EVER SEE...

IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD FLY.

IT'S ONLY ONE HORSEPOWER,
BUT IT'S ALL YOURS.

MINE?

SURE. THINK YOU CAN DRIVE IT?

HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT.

YOU TAKE CARE OF THIS, FEENEY.

NOW, THEN, LET'S
HAVE ANOTHER PINT,

AND I'M BUYING
THIS ONE. HIGH TIME.

WHAT'S THAT?

I SAID, THAT'S FINE, SQUIRE.

FINE, FINE.

HERE'S GOOD HEALTH TO YOU ALL.

LOOK. HE'S SOLD THE
CROSSBREDS. THE WHAT?

THE SHEEP HE'S BEEN PLANNING ON.

HURRY. NOW'S A
GOOD TIME TO ASK HIM.

GO ON, GO ON.

ASK HIM WHAT? ABOUT MY MONEY.

HE CAN'T SAY HE
HASN'T GOT IT NOW.

CAN'T YOU GET IT
THROUGH YOUR HEAD

THAT I DIDN'T MARRY
YOU FOR YOUR FORTUNE?

I DON'T GIVE A... HANG
ABOUT THE MONEY.

BUT HE DOES. THAT'S THE POINT.

WILL YOU ASK HIM? NO.

WHY SHAME OURSELVES? SHAME?

THE SHAME'S ON YOU, NOT ON ME.

ON ME, TOO, IF I'VE
MARRIED A COWARD.

IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?

WHAT ELSE? YOU LET HIM
ROB YOU OF MY MONEY.

MONEY... I'M SICK
OF THE TALK OF IT.

IS THAT ALL YOU DANAHERS
THINK ABOUT, MONEY?

FATHER... QUIET.

SEE HIM OUT THERE
BEHIND THAT ROCK?

HE'S THE KING OF ALL SALMON.

I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU, FATHER.

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET
THIS ONE FOR 10 YEARS.

IT'S ABOUT MY
HUSBAND AND MYSELF!

FATHER, I... I...

YOU SEE...

FATHER, COULD I...

COULD I TELL YOU IN THE IRISH?

AH, SURE, SURE, SURE.

OH.

SLEEPING BAG, FATHER,

WITH...

WITH BUTTONS.

WOMAN, IRELAND MAY BE A
POOR COUNTRY, GOD HELP US,

BUT HERE A MARRIED MAN
SLEEPS IN A BED AND NOT A BAG,

AND I'LL TELL YOU A THING OR...

HO! THERE HE IS!
STRIKE HIM NOW, FATHER!

THAT'S THE ONE I'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR FOR 10 LONG YEARS!

KEEP HIS HEAD UP!

KEEP HIS HEAD UP, FATHER!

GET A TIGHT LINE.

I'VE GOT HIM!

I'VE GOT HIM!

I GOT HIM!

A TIGHT LINE IT IS.

KEEP HIS HEAD UP!
KEEP HIS HEAD UP!

HIS HEAD IS UP! WILL
YOU GET THE GAFF?

FOR 10 YEARS,
I'VE... 10 YEARS I'VE...

GET THE GAFF,
WOMAN! GET THE GAFF!

OH, YOU GOT HIM, FATHER!

KEEP HIS HEAD UP, YOU FOOL!

GET THE GAFF!

GET THE GAFF, WOMAN!

AH, THE...

GOD HELP US!

OHH...

SLEEPING BAGS, IS IT?

♪ IF YOU EVER GO
ACROSS THE SEA ♪

♪ TO IRELAND ♪

♪ THEN MAYBE AT THE
CLOSIN' OF YOUR DAY ♪

♪ YOU WILL SIT AND
WATCH THE MOON ♪

♪ RISE OVER CLADDAGH ♪

♪ AND SEE THE SUN GO DOWN ♪

♪ ON GALWAY BAY ♪

♪ FOR THE BREEZES BLOWIN' ♪

♪ ACROSS THE SEA
FROM IRELAND... ♪♪

OH, YOU'RE JUST IN TIME
TO STAND ME A DRINK.

JOIN US, SEAN.

AH, YOU WILL HAVE A DRINK, SEAN?

NO, THANKS.

I WANT TO TALK TO
YOU... IN PRIVATE.

IF THERE'S ANYTHING YOU
GOT TO SAY TO ME, SAY IT HERE.

I'D RATHER TALK IN PRIVATE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?
YOU'RE AMONG FRIENDS.

THEY FOUGHT FOR
YOU ONCE, DIDN'T THEY?

MAYBE THEY'LL
FIGHT FOR YOU AGAIN.

I'M NOT ASKING ANYBODY
TO DO MY FIGHTING.

OH, HA HA!

WILLING TO DO YOUR OWN?

YOU KNOW WHAT I CAME FOR.

I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOU
ASK FOR IT. ASK FOR IT, YANK.

YOU'LL BE CHEWING
YOUR TEETH FOR A WEEK.

YOU'VE GOT 20 POUNDS
ON HIM, DANAHER.

AND SO I HAVE.

HOW WOULD IT BE

IF I PUT ONE FIST IN ME POCKET?

RIGHT OR LEFT? YOU CHOOSE.

THAT'S FAIR ENOUGH, ISN'T IT?

HA HA HA!

THE FIGHTING THORNTONS!

IT WAS MR. THORNTON. I
BROUGHT HIM IN. COME IN.

HAVE YOU TIDDLED
YOUR LAST WINK? I HAVE.

NO CHEATING? I HAVE NOT.

DO YOU PLAY TIDDLYWINKS?

NO. I, UH...

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T
HAVE BUTTED IN LIKE THIS.

NONSENSE.

HOW'S YOUR LOVELY BRIDE?

FINE.

ELIZABETH, SAY GOOD
NIGHT TO MR. THORNTON.

BUT HE'S ONLY JUST COME.

OH. OH, VERY WELL.

GOOD NIGHT,
MR. THORNTON. GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT, CYRIL.

GOOD NIGHT, ELIZABETH.

PLEASANT DREAMS.

ARE YOU SURE THERE'S NOTHING...

GOOD NIGHT, ELIZABETH!

YOU'RE THE ONLY
ONE I CAN LEVEL WITH.

I GOT TO TALK TO SOMEBODY,

OR I'LL BLOW MY TOP.

DANAHER, OF COURSE.

YEAH. WELL, SINCE YOU
KNOW WHO I AM OR... WAS,

YOU KNOW WHY I DON'T
WANT TO FIGHT HIM.

YES. I WAS READING ABOUT
IT AGAIN THIS EVENING.

SOME MEN COLLECT BUTTERFLIES.

SOME STAMPS.

MY HOBBY'S ALWAYS BEEN SPORTS,

SPORTING EVENTS.

THERE IT IS.

IT'S A VERY
UNDERSTANDABLE REACTION.

STILL, THE PAPERS ALL
SAY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT,

JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS.

MAYBE IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE
THINGS IN THE SCRAPBOOK,

BUT WHEN YOU CARRY
IT AROUND IN HERE...

TONY GARDELLO WAS A GOOD EGG.

NICE LITTLE WIFE AND HOME,

A COUPLE OF KIDS,

CLEAN FIGHTER.

BUT I DIDN'T GO IN
THERE TO OUTBOX HIM.

I WENT IN THERE

TO BEAT HIS BRAINS OUT,

TO DRIVE HIM INTO THE CANVAS,

TO MURDER HIM.

THAT'S WHAT I DID.

FOR WHAT?

PURSE?

A PIECE OF THE GATE?

LOUSY MONEY.

AND NOW MONEY IS BEHIND
YOUR TROUBLE WITH DANAHER.

THEY THINK I'M
AFRAID TO FIGHT HIM,

ALL THE FRIENDS I'VE MADE HERE,

EVEN MY WIFE.

WELL, AREN'T YOU IN A WAY?

DID YOU EVER KILL A MAN?

WELL, I HAVE,

AND ALL THIS TALK
ABOUT HER BIG FORTUNE...

IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT.

PERHAPS IT IS TO HER.

IT... IT MUST BE STRANGE
TO YOU FROM AMERICA,

BUT IT'S AN OLD,
OLD CUSTOM HERE,

AND, BELIEVE ME,
IT'S A GOOD CUSTOM.

THE FORTUNE MEANS MORE
TO HER THAN JUST THE MONEY.

NOT TO ME, IT ISN'T,

NOT WORTH FIGHTING FOR.

IS YOUR WIFE'S LOVE
WORTH FIGHTING FOR?

I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW.

ALL I KNOW

IS THAT I CAN'T
FIGHT OR WON'T FIGHT

UNLESS I'M MAD ENOUGH TO KILL,

AND IF THAT MEANS LOSING HER...

I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE SHE DOESN'T
LOVE ME ENOUGH.

IT'S A DIFFICULT SITUATION,

BUT I THINK YOU'LL
FIND THE RIGHT ANSWER

IN GOD'S GOOD TIME.

AND WHEN THAT TIME COMES,

I HOPE I'LL STILL BE HERE.

YOU'RE NOT FIGURING
ON LEAVING, ARE YOU?

MMM, IT'S A POSSIBILITY.

YOU SEE, MY BISHOP
IS COMING TOMORROW

ON HIS ANNUAL VISIT.

I'VE GOT SUCH A
SMALL CONGREGATION,

JUST TWO OR THREE
PEOPLE AT THE SERVICE,

HE MAY TRANSFER ME.

THE PLACE WOULDN'T BE THE
SAME WITHOUT YOU, PADRE.

ELIZABETH AND I
JUST LOVE THIS PLACE.

WE WERE BORN
HERE, TOO, YOU KNOW.

THE BISHOP'S A GOOD EGG.

MAYBE IT WILL BE ALL RIGHT.

OH, BY THE WAY,

DON'T UNDERESTIMATE DANAHER.

HE MAY BE CLUMSY

BUT HE'S GOT A TREMENDOUS RIGHT

AND A JAW OF GRANITE.

I DID A LITTLE BIT OF
BOXING IN MY TIME.

OH-HO?

YOU WON'T BE
LAUGHING NOW, WILL YOU?

IT WAS AT TRINITY.

"LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION.

19..."

OH, THE YEAR DOESN'T MATTER.

IT WAS LONG, LONG AGO.

ALL RIGHT.

BY THE WAY,

WOULD YOU JOIN
ME IN A GLASS OF...

NO. YOU'LL BE IN
TRAINING NOW, OF COURSE.

DID YOU HAVE ANY SUPPER?

NO.

I'M NOT HUNGRY.

THE DRINK SOMETIMES
DOES THAT TO A MAN.

I HAVEN'T HAD ANYTHING TO DRINK.

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW,

I WAS... TALKING TO THE VICAR...

MR. PLAYFAIR.

THAT'S STRANGE.

I HAD A LONG TALK
WITH FATHER LONERGAN.

AHH.

WOMAN OF THE HOUSE,
WHERE'S ME TEA?

MARY KATE!

SAVE YOUR BREATH, BOY.

SAVE YOUR BREATH.

SHE'S GONE FROM YOU,
AND SMALL WONDER.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WHERE IS SHE?

SHE CAME TAPPING AT ME DOOR.

"WILL YOU DRIVE ME TO
THE TRAIN?" SAYS SHE.

WHY?

ME VERY QUESTION. "WHY?" SAYS I.

"BECAUSE I LOVE HIM," SAYS SHE.

"I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH

TO GO ON LIVING WITH
A MAN I'M ASHAMED OF."

WHAT TIME WAS THIS?

OH, IN TIME FOR
THE DUBLIN TRAIN.

SADDLE UP MY HORSE,
WILL YOU, PLEASE?

SADDLE HIS HORSE.

I'LL HAVE NO PART

IN HELPING YOU TO PUT
MORE SHAME ON HER.

HEH. SADDLE HIS HORSE.

♪ DUM-TA DUM-TA DUM-TA ♪

♪ DUM-TA DUM-TA
DIDDLE-DIDDLE DUM-TA ♪

♪ DUM-TA DUM-TA DEE ♪

♪ DIDDLE-DIDDLE-LIDDLE
DIDDLE DUM-TA-TA ♪♪

WELL, WE'RE OFF.

AND MIGHT I SUGGEST,
MR. COSTELLO,

THE TRAIN ALREADY
BEING 4 1/2 HOURS LATE...

NOW, IS IT MY FAULT, MR. BAILEY,

THAT THERE'S A HURLING
MATCH AT BALLYGAR

AND THAT THE CHAMPIONS
OF ALL IRELAND...

IF YOU KNEW YOUR COUNTRY'S
HISTORY AS WELL AS YOU CLAIM,

YOU'D KNOW THE MAYO HURLERS

HAVEN'T BEEN BEATEN WEST OF
THE SHANNON FOR THE LAST 22 YEARS.

TRUE, MR. MALONEY.

THAT'S A LIE, COSTELLO!

IF THIS MEANS WHAT
I HOPE IT MEANS...

DANAHER VICEY-VERSUS THE YANK.

THERE'LL BE WIGS ON
THE GREEN THIS DAY.

OH!

MORNING.

GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIRS.

FIVE MINUTES, DID YOU SAY?

RIGHT!

HE'S WALKING HER BACK...

THE WHOLE, LONG WAY.

IT'S HOMERIC, THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

POST A LOOKOUT.

THEY MAY GO HOME FIRST.

PAT, WHERE'S YOUR PARABELLUM?

IN THE SAME PLACE.

EXCUSE ME, GENERAL.

ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY SEA.

IF IT'S DANAHER'S,
I'LL FIRE THE LOT,

HORSE, HOOF, AND ASHES.

WHAT A DAY FOR INISFREE!

I CAN SAY ONLY ONE THING...

GENTLEMEN, THE DRINKS
ARE ON THE HOUSE!

WELL, THEY ARE.

HEY, MA'AM, DARLIN'!

HERE'S YOUR SHOE!

OH!

WHY, YOU...

IT'S ONLY 5 MILES.

JUST A GOOD STRETCH OF THE LEGS.

PARDON ME, MA'AM,

YOU'VE LOST YOUR SHOE.

THANK YOU VERY KINDLY, SIR.

OH!

MISTER... MISTER...

SIR, SIR, HERE'S A GOOD STICK

TO BEAT THE LOVELY LADY.

THANKS.

I THINK YOUR IN-LAWS
ARE COMING TO VISIT YOU,

SQUIRE, DARLIN'.

DANAHER, YOU OWE
ME £350. LET'S HAVE IT.

SO THE I.R.A.'s
IN THIS, TOO, EH?

IF IT WERE, "RED" WILL DANAHER,

NOT A SCORCHED STONE OF YOUR
FINE HOUSE WOULD BE STANDING.

A BEAUTIFUL SENTIMENT.

I'LL PAY YOU... NEVER.

THAT BREAKS ALL BARGAINS.

YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SISTER BACK.

IT'S YOUR CUSTOM, NOT MINE.

NO FORTUNE, NO MARRIAGE.

WE CALL IT QUITS.

YOU'D DO THIS TO ME,

YOUR OWN WIFE?

AFTER... AFTER...

IT'S DONE.

THERE'S YOUR DIRTY MONEY.

TAKE IT!

COUNT IT, YOU SPAWN...

AND LOOK,

IF EVER I SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN,

I'LL PUSH THAT THROUGH IT.

WATCH IT!

I'LL BE GOING ON HOME NOW.

I'LL HAVE THE SUPPER
READY FOR YOU.

THAT WAS A DIRTY BLOW, SEAN.

HERE, HERE, GET BACK!

ALL RIGHT, "RED" WILL,
YOU ASKED FOR IT.

3-TO-1 I'M GIVING ON DANAHER!

3-TO-1 ON DAN...

I'LL TAKE THAT.

£10 ON THORNTON.

DONE. ANYONE ELSE
FAVOR ME FRIEND THE YANK?

AAH!

GENTLEMEN, IF YOU PLEASE,

THIS IS A PRIVATE FIGHT.

THE MARQUIS OF QUEENSBERRY RULES

WILL BE OBSERVED
ON ALL OCCASIONS.

THE MARQUIS OF QUEENSBERRY
RULES, MIND YOU, SQUIRE.

OK WITH ME, MICHAELEEN.

THANKS.

NONBELLIGERENTS WILL
KINDLY REMAIN IN NEUTRAL.

NOW, SHAKE HANDS
AND COME OUT FIGHTING.

I THANK YOU.

YOU HEAR THAT, EVERYBODY?

THE MARQUIS OF
QUEENSBERRY RULES.

MARQUIS OF QUEENS...

MARQUIS OF QUEENSBERRY RU...

COME ON, GET UP.
MARQUIS OF QUEENSBERRY...

I HOPE THORNTON
BEATS HIM SENSELESS.

MR. THORNTON'S A
MARRIED MAN, SARAH.

WHO CARES ABOUT HIM?

IT'S THAT BELLOWING
BULLY CONCERNS ME...

"I'M THE BEST MAN IN INISFREE,"

AS THOUGH I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

CALL UP BALLINROBE.

GET REINFORCEMENTS DOWN
HERE. THERE'S A RIOT HERE.

BALLINROBE! BALLINROBE!

5-TO-1 ON THE BIG CHAP, SNUFFY.

GIVING OR TAKING?

GIVING. TAKEN.

YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH?

NO.

WELL, GIVE A MAN A HAND, THEN.

YES, INSPECTOR. THANK YOU, SIR.

WHAT DID HE SAY? PUT
£5 ON DANAHER'S NOSE.

ANOTHER 10 ON THORNTON.

10 ON THORNTON. 10 ON THORNTON.

£10 ON DANAHER.

£10 ON DANAHER.

£2 ON MR. DANAHER,
MR. FLYNN, PLEASE.

£2?

£2 ON DANAHER.

"AND OF A HUNDRED BATTLES,

"AYE, AND A THOUSAND BESIDES,

"STOOD ALONE ON
THE VICTORIOUS FIELD,

"HIS BUCKLER BENT,

"HIS BROKEN SWORD
CLUTCHED IN HIS MIGHTY HAND,

"THE BLOOD OF A THOUSAND WOUNDS

"OOZING FROM HIS OPEN VEINS

DRIPPED ON THE
BODIES OF THE SLAIN."

FATHER!

FATHER LONERGAN!

SHH, SHH, SHH.

IT'S... IT'S A BIG FIGHT.

THERE'S FIGHT IN THIS FISH HERE.

I'D HAVE STOPPED IT...

YOU DO THAT, LAD.
IT'S YOUR DUTY.

BUT IT'S DANAHER
AND SEAN THORNTON.

WHO? DANAHER AND...

SEAN THORNTON? WELL, WHY
THE DEVIL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

FATHER, SHOULDN'T WE
PUT A STOP TO IT NOW?

AH, WE SHOULD,
LAD. YES, WE SHOULD.

IT'S OUR DUTY.

GET UP, OR ARE YOU
A LAZY MAN? COME ON!

HOW'S THE BETTING GOING?

EVEN MONEY, SEAN,

BUT DON'T RUIN ME.

DANAHER, YOU'RE A GOOD
FIGHTIN' MAN, I'LL SAY THAT FOR YOU.

WELL, IF IT COMES TO THAT,

IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE
BEATING YOU.

UHH!

THANKS.

WILL YOU TAKE ANOTHER
20 ON THORNTON?

NO, NO. THE BOOK'S CLOSED.

A POUND ON THORNTON
AGAINST THE SQUIRE.

GO AWAY, YOU TRAITOR, YOU.

HOW ABOUT A DRINK
BEFORE YOU KILL YOURSELF?

IT'S ON THE HOUSE.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

BALLYGLOON FOLKS ARE COMING
BY BUS... THOUSANDS OF THEM.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

NOT THAT I'M TIRED.

I'M FRESH AS A DAISY.

MORE LIKE A BLACK-EYED
SUSAN. LET'S GO.

IS THAT A PUBLIC HOUSE?

YES, YOUR LORDSHIP.

ARE THEY GOING IN?

YES, YOUR LORDSHIP.

DOES THAT MEAN THE FIGHT'S OVER?

NO. THAT'S JUST THE
END OF ROUND ONE.

STAND BACK, STAND BACK.

KEEP AWAY. KEEP AWAY.

NOW, LET ME SEE.

WHISKEY?

NAH, GETS YOUR BLOOD UP.

PORTER'S THE VERY THING.

AHH... IT'S PEACEFUL AND
QUIET IN HERE, ISN'T IT?

YEAH.

YOU KNOW...

THIS HAS BEEN A FIGHT

I'D COME A LONG WAY TO SEE.

HOPE YOU CAN STICK
AROUND FOR THE FINISH.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT!

YOU KNOW, YANK,

I'VE TAKEN QUITE A
LIKINGS TO YOUSE.

I'M GETTING REAL
FOND OF YOU, TOO.

YOUR WIDOW, ME SISTER...

SHE COULD HAVE DONE A LOT WORSE.

TRUE, TRUE. POOR WOMAN.

THANKS. FILL THEM UP AGAIN.

AH, YOU'LL BUY ME NO DRINKS.

DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE.

I'M NOT TAKING YOURS,
YOU LITTLE SQUINT!

I'M BUYING THE DRINKS.

BUY ME A DRINK AT YOUR WAKE...

AND NOT BEFORE.

I'M BUYING!

BAR TOWEL.

WHAT TIME IS IT?

HALF PAST 5:00, SIR.

GLORY BE TO...

I... I HOPE YOU WON'T
BE VEXED WITH ME, CYRIL,

BUT I'VE LOST £3
TO MRS. TILLANE.

I KNOW I SHOULDN'T
HAVE BET, BUT...

THERE YOU ARE, SNUFFY.

£15.

HELLO THERE, ELIZABETH.

YOUR LORDSHIP.

AND WHAT HAVE YOU
BEEN DOING ALL DAY?

IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

I'LL... I'LL GET
YOUR TEA, SNUFFY.

♪ THERE WAS A
WILD COLONIAL BOY ♪

♪ JACK DUGGAN WAS HIS NAME ♪

♪ HE WAS BORN AND
BRED IN IRELAND ♪

♪ IN A PLACE CALLED CASTLEMANE ♪

♪ HE WAS HIS FATHER'S ONLY SON ♪

♪ HIS MOTHER'S PRIDE AND JOY ♪

♪ AND DEARLY DID
HIS PARENTS LOVE ♪

♪ THIS WILD COLONIAL BO-O-OY ♪♪

HA HA HA HA HA!

WOMAN OF THE HOUSE,

I HAVE BROUGHT THE
BROTHER HOME TO SUPPER.

HE IS KINDLY WELCOME.

GOD BLESS ALL IN THIS HOUSE.

WIPE YOUR FEET.
THANK YOU, MA'AM.

SIT DOWN, SIT DOWN.

THAT'S WHAT CHAIRS ARE FOR.

HURRY IT UP.

WELL, THEN, SO PEACE AND QUIET

CAME ONCE AGAIN TO INISFREE,

AND WE WERE UP...

GOOD HEAVENS. WHAT'S
THAT WOMAN UP TO NOW?

MAKE WAY. MAKE WAY!

SHE'LL BE RUNNING YOU
DOWN WITH THAT JUGGERNAUT!

NOW, WHEN THE REVEREND
MR. PLAYFAIR COMES DOWN,

I WANT YOUSE ALL TO
CHEER LIKE PROTESTANTS.

NOW, SPREAD OUT, SPREAD OUT.

HIP, HIP...

HOORAY! HOORAY!

HIP, HIP...

HOORAY! HOORAY!

WHOA.

NO PATTY FINGERS, IF YOU PLEASE.

THE PROPRIETIES...

AT ALL TIMES.

HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS.