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- Hey, man.
- Hey.
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What have you got there?
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Doughnut.
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I thought you weren't
eating carbs.
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I'm now allowing myself
to eat delicious carbs.
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Hey, you got a little jelly
right over there.
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Yeah. Yeah, there's some
on the other side, too. Oh.
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OK.
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Yeah, how'd you get jelly
on the back of your neck?
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There was a bee in the car.
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What's that?
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- A koosh ball.
- Oh.
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Hey, hey, leave it alone, man.
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Doug, give it back to me.
I'm serious.
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Why?
Stop playing, man.
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Why?
Give-give it to me.
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I said give it to me!
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All right, man.
Take it easy.
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It's just a ball.
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Look, my kid gave this to me
for my birthday last night.
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It was really amazing.
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4 years old, he got
the idea all by himself,
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emptied out his piggy bank,
and bought daddy a present.
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Your birthday. Right.
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Did he mention that was
from both of us or--
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look, I gotta
pick up my route, guy.
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I'm serious.
Don't touch my koosh.
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Ooh.
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Oh, I'm touching it.
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I'm touching it all over.
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Hey.
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Hey. Yes, sir?
Heffernan.
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You gotta get all the trash
out of your truck by Thursday.
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I'm giving you
a head start now,
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because I've seen
your Taco Bell graveyard.
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Hoo-hoo!
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Um, what's happening Thursday?
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Oh, some big guy coming
from the northeast office
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to make sure we keep up
the IPS image,
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such as it is.
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Anyway, clean out your truck,
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in fact, if you want, I
could just stay home that day.
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Haa!
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Oh, my God.
Look at this.
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"Property of Mr. Kaplan.
Do not touch."
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Didn't the guy just buy a $12
million house in the Hamptons?
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You think he can throw the
support staff a squirt of hazelnut,
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you know what I'm saying?
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He's right behind me,
isn't he?
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Sorry.
We're just freaked out.
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It's been going around
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that since the firm didn't
do so great this year,
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there's gonna be some layoffs.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Elaine who works upstairs said
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she heard
the senior partners talking
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about getting rid
of the deadwood.
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Secretaries or just lawyers?
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Well, if they fire your boss,
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why would they
keep you around?
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Who left Mr. Kaplan's
hazelnut out?
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Carrie.
Yeah?
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Type this up for me, will you?
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Uh, yes. Mr. Pruzan--
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you're looking a little fancy
for casual Friday, aren't you?
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OK, a couple things.
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Um, they canceled that
a few weeks ago,
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and it's Tuesday.
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Mr. Pruzan, can I
ask you a question?
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I know the firm
is downsizing, and--
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what?!
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Yeah, something about
getting rid of the deadwood.
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Deadwood?!
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Did they say deadwood?
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I don't know
what they said exactly.
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Carrie, I specifically
need to know
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if they used the term
"deadwood."
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We're in trouble, aren't we?
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Why does O'Boyle
have my koosh?
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Does he?
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You know, I always thought he went
into our lockers and took stuff.
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I'm serious. One day my
uniform smelled like he wore it.
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What did you do?!
I told you to lay off of it!
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But then O'Boyle walked
by and said, "hoo-hoo!"
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And I had to throw it to him. Why?!
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That's catch etiquette.
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When someone goes,
"hoo-hoo",
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you gotta throw them the ball.
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I can't believe it. Just
go in there and get it back!
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Not a great time for that.
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Why?
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'Cause you know how
last month as a joke
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I filled out that timecard
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for one
Mr. foghorn leghorn?
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Yeah.
That was a classic.
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Anyway, turns out
the guys in accounting
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cut him quite a few paychecks
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before they realized
he's a cartoon rooster.
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O'Boyle found out and made
some pretty serious threats
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involving his thermos
and my ass.
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Why he'd want to use his
own thermos, I don't know. I--
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you're gonna be
wishing for a thermos
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when I get done with you,
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now get in there!
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All right.
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Hello?
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Hey, it's me.
I'm really upset.
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Everyone's talking about how
there might be some layoffs,
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and I think - I think Pruzan's
gonna be one of the first to go.
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Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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I haven't been able to do
any work at all this morning.
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I'm just sitting here
feeling nauseous. Go!
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He's coming!
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Just gonna have
a water/phone break.
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Gonna get a little water
and phone.
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I gotta go.
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OK. Love you.
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Hey, we'll get it!
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Come on, man. Don't
worry. We'll get--
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hey, that's the mean finger.
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Well, I talked
to the partners.
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We really cleared the air.
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Apparently
I've decided to move on
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and pursue other interests.
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Oh, my God.
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Next issue...
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Are you aware of the various
levels of good-bye parties here?
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The people they hate
get a card.
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The people they like
get ice-cream cake.
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The people they love
get a full omelet bar.
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I want to go out with
the omelet bar, Carrie,
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with the man
in the chef's hat.
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I wanna see that hat.
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Make it happen.
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Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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Mr. O'Boyle,
you got a minute?
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Yes. No, we're all set
for your review.
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Think you're gonna like
what you see, Mr. Halliburton.
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OK, great.
Well, we'll see you then.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I'll be so glad when
this douche is out of my life.
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What's up?
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Actually, I just had
to ask you a question.
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What?
Uh, about the review,
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um, should we
wear shorts that day?
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Or go with a little bit
more of a formal look
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with the longer-
hoo-hoo!
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I don't care.
Either one.
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I'm just saying, you know,
shorts is one way to go,
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but if you go with the-
witchacataa!
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Hello.
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Yeah, hey, Lou.
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Uh-huh. Hmm.
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Ziggatoww!
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What?
Bup-bup-bup-bup!
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No, tell the I.R.S. We're not
trying to hide anything from them.
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There is no foghorn leghorn
who works here.
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No, it-it was just a bad joke
by one of our moron drivers
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who happens to be standing
right here now bothering me.
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Yeah. All right.
Good-bye.
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Well, turns out
the federal government
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didn't think your prank
was very funny either.
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Oh, and they're so hilarious?
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Would it be possible
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for you to actually focus
one day here on your job
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instead of acting like a
massively overweight 4-year-old?
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I can certainly try.
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Heffernan.
Yeah?
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Hoo-hoo!
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Hmm?
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Hoo hoo.
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Hey, babe.
I just put in 8 fish sticks,
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and I could put in more,
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so I'm gonna need to know
from you very realistically
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if you're gonna want one.
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'Cause there
can't be any of this
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can I have a little bite?
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No.
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You're in, or you're out, OK?
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Don't jerk me around.
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I think it's happening.
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What's happening?
Should I bang it up to 12?
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No.
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I'm talking about
what's going on at work.
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Oh, right.
The, uh, big case?
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No, you idiot!
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I'm talking about
that I might get fired!
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What?!
What do you mean "what"?!
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I called you from work
in a panic!
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You know I tune you out!
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What do you mean
you might get fired?!
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Well, they're firing Pruzan
because they realized he's an idiot
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and he isn't anybody's nephew.
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And if they fire him, I don't
think there's a place for me.
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I can't believe this.
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I told you to dress sluttier!
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Thank you, Doug.
Thank you for your support.
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What are we gonna do?!
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I mean, this is your job!
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I mean,
this is half our income!
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All right, you know what?
You really suck
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at making me feel better,
you know that?!
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
What do you want me to say?
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I want you to say that
everything's gonna be all right.
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Everything's...
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Gonna be all right.
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I don't believe that at
all! I don't blame you!
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I am really scared
about our future.
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Awkward fish stick timing.
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Just get 'em.
No.
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They're better
if they sit anyway.
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Come here, would you? Just come here.
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I don't know what the
hell's going on over there,
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but they'd be crazy to
let someone like you go.
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And if for some reason
they do, well,
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we'll figure something out.
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Yeah?
OK?
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Yes. Would you put down
the slurpee straw?
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All right?
It's gonna be fine.
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Well, just in case,
don't do anything
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to screw up your job, OK?
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You're doing something to
screw up your job, aren't you?
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Hey, hey!
Somebody's day
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just got a little more
koosherific.
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I don't want any of those.
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Let me finish.
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I also got you a water pistol,
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an egg full
of glow-in-the-dark goo,
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and a tiny Matt Damon book.
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How many times
do I have to tell you?
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I want the koosh
my son bought for me.
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OK, we get it!
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Your kid had $1.60 once.
Can we move on?
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No! You know what happened
last night?
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I got home, and the first
thing my son said to me was,
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"where's your
koosh ball, daddy?
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Don't you love it
anymore?"
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I told him
I was having it cleaned.
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Nice one.
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That was
the first time in my life
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I ever lied to my child.
I can't do that again.
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Look, O'Boyle's
out with that guy.
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We stole the key.
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You're going in there
like we planned.
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Yeah,
I-I can't do that.
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Why not?!
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Carrie might be
losing her job.
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Really?
Yeah. And...
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That would leave us
with only one paycheck,
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which is terrifying enough,
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but if I get caught in there,
252
00:11:48,322 --> 00:11:49,556
we're down to no paychecks,
253
00:11:49,624 --> 00:11:50,924
and I can't live on that.
254
00:11:50,992 --> 00:11:54,294
But-what-
he's not gonna fire you.
255
00:11:54,362 --> 00:11:55,729
He might!
256
00:11:55,797 --> 00:11:58,365
He fired Martinez 'cause he
wouldn't say, "freedom fries."
257
00:11:58,432 --> 00:11:59,666
All right.
You know what?
258
00:11:59,734 --> 00:12:02,602
Just-just give me
the key.
259
00:12:02,670 --> 00:12:03,990
Give me the key.
I'll go in there.
260
00:12:04,038 --> 00:12:05,139
I can't do that either.
261
00:12:05,206 --> 00:12:06,640
What?
Because I'm the one
262
00:12:06,707 --> 00:12:08,475
who threw him the koosh
in the first place.
263
00:12:08,542 --> 00:12:09,662
OK, he'll know I'm involved.
264
00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:11,111
You really need
to let this go.
265
00:12:11,179 --> 00:12:12,612
Give me the key.
266
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:14,748
No.
I said give it.
267
00:12:14,816 --> 00:12:16,650
And I said, "no."
268
00:12:16,717 --> 00:12:19,737
Oh, my God!
269
00:12:19,804 --> 00:12:20,870
Left pocket.
270
00:12:20,938 --> 00:12:22,472
Thank you.
271
00:12:27,011 --> 00:12:29,879
Hurry up.
272
00:12:34,184 --> 00:12:35,468
It's not in here.
273
00:12:35,536 --> 00:12:36,703
What?!
274
00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:38,004
It's gone!
275
00:12:42,726 --> 00:12:43,726
You think he wears that?
276
00:12:47,898 --> 00:12:51,768
That's pretty sparkly
for a dude.
277
00:13:01,779 --> 00:13:03,713
Betty, hi.
Hi, Carrie.
278
00:13:03,782 --> 00:13:05,348
What can we do
for you up here?
279
00:13:05,416 --> 00:13:07,684
Oh, I just have a fed-ex
for Mr. Levy.
280
00:13:07,752 --> 00:13:09,452
Come in.
281
00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:11,804
Mr. Levy, hi.
282
00:13:11,873 --> 00:13:14,841
I'm Carrie Heffernan. I work
for Mr. Pruzan downstairs.
283
00:13:14,909 --> 00:13:17,110
I have a-
a fed-ex for you.
284
00:13:17,178 --> 00:13:19,462
Doesn't the mail room
usually bring those around?
285
00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:21,264
Yes. Yes,
they usually do,
286
00:13:21,332 --> 00:13:22,899
but I was just passing by,
287
00:13:22,967 --> 00:13:24,701
and I saw it sitting
there all by itself,
288
00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:27,337
and it looked so sad.
289
00:13:27,404 --> 00:13:31,241
Ooh! What's that paper clip
doing there? I'll get it.
290
00:13:31,309 --> 00:13:32,909
I gotcha.
291
00:13:32,977 --> 00:13:34,361
Thank you.
292
00:13:34,428 --> 00:13:36,012
Oh, one quick question.
293
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:37,814
How's Betty
working out for you?
294
00:13:37,882 --> 00:13:39,349
Is she-she working out?
295
00:13:39,417 --> 00:13:40,567
She's doing fine.
Yeah?
296
00:13:40,634 --> 00:13:43,353
Yeah, she's good. She's
good people, you know?
297
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:45,922
But even with all the
vacations? I mean, I just--
298
00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:48,859
my philosophy for the people
I work for is "work first",
299
00:13:48,926 --> 00:13:50,961
you know? And I know last
month she was in Florida,
300
00:13:51,029 --> 00:13:54,531
and then, what, 2 weeks ago she
just couldn't bother to show up?
301
00:13:54,598 --> 00:13:56,799
Her gallbladder exploded.
302
00:13:56,867 --> 00:13:59,369
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
303
00:13:59,437 --> 00:14:02,038
Carrie, I heard about Pruzan,
304
00:14:02,106 --> 00:14:04,341
and if this is your way
of looking for a new job,
305
00:14:04,408 --> 00:14:08,328
I just have to say
this is highly inappropriate.
306
00:14:08,396 --> 00:14:10,881
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
307
00:14:10,949 --> 00:14:14,651
And, frankly, I would hate
for a client to walk in
308
00:14:14,719 --> 00:14:18,155
and see you...
On display like that.
309
00:14:19,991 --> 00:14:21,958
I'll, uh, I'll button up.
310
00:14:22,026 --> 00:14:23,293
Thank you
for the fed-ex.
311
00:14:23,360 --> 00:14:25,062
Actually, this isn't for you.
312
00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:37,107
Carrie, there you are.
313
00:14:37,175 --> 00:14:40,243
So where are we at
omelet-wise?
314
00:14:40,311 --> 00:14:42,946
Well, it looks like
you're getting a card.
315
00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:44,114
A card?
Yeah.
316
00:14:44,182 --> 00:14:46,349
Worst-case scenario,
I thought ice-cream cake,
317
00:14:46,417 --> 00:14:48,351
but this is chilling.
318
00:14:48,419 --> 00:14:49,720
You gotta get them
to bump it up.
319
00:14:49,787 --> 00:14:52,655
Mr. Pruzan, I know your
egg issues are important,
320
00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:55,491
but I've got my own getting
fired thang going on here,
321
00:14:55,559 --> 00:14:56,376
so I gotta deal
with my own thing--
322
00:14:56,444 --> 00:14:57,460
there's Mr. Kaplan!
323
00:14:57,528 --> 00:14:58,828
You can talk to him right now.
324
00:14:58,896 --> 00:15:00,063
What? No. He's the head of the firm.
325
00:15:00,130 --> 00:15:01,197
Yes, and he's also the guy
326
00:15:01,265 --> 00:15:03,065
who can green-light omelet man
in a heartbeat.
327
00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:05,268
No! No! No! No!
Go! Go! Go! Go!
328
00:15:05,335 --> 00:15:08,538
Mr. Kaplan, hi.
329
00:15:08,606 --> 00:15:09,973
Oh, hello, Carrie.
330
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:12,809
Um, can I talk to you
for a second?
331
00:15:12,877 --> 00:15:15,061
Mm, sure.
332
00:15:15,129 --> 00:15:17,890
Well, I was just-
I was wondering if, um--
333
00:15:17,925 --> 00:15:20,651
actually, I want to talk
to you about my job.
334
00:15:20,718 --> 00:15:22,285
I know
Mr. Pruzan is leaving,
335
00:15:22,352 --> 00:15:23,936
and, um, I'm sure
you can understand
336
00:15:24,005 --> 00:15:25,705
that I'm a little concerned,
337
00:15:25,772 --> 00:15:28,208
because, um, you know
I've worked for this firm
338
00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:29,555
for a long time,
and I'm really--
339
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,278
Carrie, Carrie,
you'll be fine.
340
00:15:32,346 --> 00:15:33,279
Really?
341
00:15:33,347 --> 00:15:34,998
Absolutely.
Don't worry.
342
00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:36,099
Oh.
343
00:15:36,167 --> 00:15:39,002
That deadwood boss of yours,
he should worry.
344
00:15:39,070 --> 00:15:41,838
Yeah, you know, I probably
shouldn't be telling you this,
345
00:15:41,906 --> 00:15:44,187
but do you know that he actually
calls home during the day
346
00:15:44,254 --> 00:15:45,494
to talk
to his answering machine
347
00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:47,427
so his cat won't get lonely?
348
00:15:47,495 --> 00:15:49,229
So you understand
why we're letting him go.
349
00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:50,596
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
350
00:15:53,334 --> 00:15:55,768
Oh, Mr. Kaplan,
one more quick thing.
351
00:15:55,836 --> 00:15:58,571
Um, deadwood
was actually hoping
352
00:15:58,639 --> 00:16:01,474
for, um, that omelet man
thing. I know it's silly,
353
00:16:01,542 --> 00:16:04,411
but it would really ease
the blow for him, you know?
354
00:16:04,478 --> 00:16:09,632
Carrie, that man
cost this firm $47 million.
355
00:16:09,700 --> 00:16:11,734
The only way
he can have omelet man
356
00:16:11,802 --> 00:16:14,438
is if he pays for it himself.
357
00:16:14,472 --> 00:16:17,407
That seems fair.
OK. Bye-bye.
358
00:16:19,276 --> 00:16:20,393
Hey, how about this:
359
00:16:20,461 --> 00:16:23,013
You tell your kid the
koosh got called back
360
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,148
to its home planet
of koosheron
361
00:16:25,216 --> 00:16:27,384
where koosh live,
work, and worship
362
00:16:27,451 --> 00:16:30,920
and throw around
tiny people for fun.
363
00:16:30,988 --> 00:16:32,589
There it is.
364
00:16:35,359 --> 00:16:38,328
OK, everything
looks pretty good.
365
00:16:38,396 --> 00:16:41,164
I should have your report back
to you Monday at the latest.
366
00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:43,633
Great. Thanks for stopping
by our little depot.
367
00:16:43,701 --> 00:16:47,837
Where is my car?
368
00:16:47,905 --> 00:16:50,373
The driver said he
just had to bring it around.
369
00:16:52,075 --> 00:16:54,444
What do you have there?
370
00:16:54,512 --> 00:16:55,745
A koosh?
371
00:16:55,813 --> 00:16:58,731
This? Uh, yeah.
372
00:16:58,799 --> 00:17:01,034
Yo yo yo.
373
00:17:03,087 --> 00:17:04,988
I'm going in.
374
00:17:13,263 --> 00:17:14,497
Ziggata!
375
00:17:14,565 --> 00:17:16,566
Hey, Heffernan.
376
00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:19,869
This is Heffernan and Palmer,
a couple of our drivers.
377
00:17:19,937 --> 00:17:20,977
Hey. Hi. Nice to meet you.
378
00:17:21,002 --> 00:17:21,988
How you doing?
379
00:17:22,056 --> 00:17:25,242
Hoo-hoo!
380
00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:31,631
Yo yo!
381
00:17:33,884 --> 00:17:35,101
Ziggatatoww!
382
00:17:35,169 --> 00:17:36,803
Hoo-hoo.
383
00:17:40,825 --> 00:17:43,542
Rrrr! Rrrr!
384
00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:48,098
OK, this is me.
385
00:17:48,165 --> 00:17:50,500
Thanks, Patrick.
386
00:17:50,651 --> 00:17:52,085
We'll be in touch.
387
00:17:56,541 --> 00:17:57,507
Hoo-hoo.
388
00:17:59,377 --> 00:18:02,312
Shamina-homina.
389
00:18:08,752 --> 00:18:10,020
What have you got there, Paul?
390
00:18:10,087 --> 00:18:11,988
Bacon crumbles, Swiss?
391
00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:14,991
My God, they really
went all out for me.
392
00:18:15,059 --> 00:18:16,960
Which credit card did
you want to put this on?
393
00:18:17,028 --> 00:18:18,962
Not now.
394
00:18:20,864 --> 00:18:23,066
Oh, Mr. Kaplan.
There you go.
395
00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:24,767
Oh, and don't forget
your napkin.
396
00:18:24,835 --> 00:18:27,703
Don't want to get anything on that
gorgeous little tie you got there.
397
00:18:27,771 --> 00:18:29,072
What are those? Ducks?
398
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:32,442
They're tiny pictures
of my son Harrison.
399
00:18:34,211 --> 00:18:37,580
Oh!
400
00:18:37,648 --> 00:18:39,950
Look at that.
He's got your eyes.
401
00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,837
Um, Mr. Kaplan?
402
00:18:44,905 --> 00:18:46,606
I was hoping
that we could, um--
403
00:18:46,673 --> 00:18:50,010
one second.
I'll take, uh...
404
00:18:50,077 --> 00:18:52,412
Mushrooms
and artichokes and--
405
00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:54,314
what is that?
Wafer-thin prosciutto?
406
00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:57,683
Hit me.
407
00:18:57,751 --> 00:18:59,252
I'm sorry.
What was that?
408
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,787
Oh, I just thought we could
talk about our conversation.
409
00:19:01,855 --> 00:19:03,656
What conversation?
410
00:19:03,724 --> 00:19:07,393
Remember in the elevator?
Our conversation about--
411
00:19:07,461 --> 00:19:09,862
that I would
still have a job here.
412
00:19:09,930 --> 00:19:12,298
Well, why would you
still have a job here
413
00:19:12,366 --> 00:19:13,866
if your boss is leaving?
414
00:19:13,934 --> 00:19:16,502
Who you gonna work for?
415
00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:19,639
But you said
everything would be fine.
416
00:19:19,707 --> 00:19:20,707
I mean, you said that.
417
00:19:20,774 --> 00:19:22,141
Well, I guess I meant
418
00:19:22,209 --> 00:19:23,743
that everything
would be fine with you
419
00:19:23,810 --> 00:19:25,311
out there in the job market.
420
00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:28,147
You're
a very competent person.
421
00:19:28,215 --> 00:19:31,251
Easy there, chico. I
like my eggs a little wet.
422
00:19:31,318 --> 00:19:33,453
Mr. Kaplan,
do you understand
423
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,121
that I need this job?
424
00:19:35,188 --> 00:19:38,190
I mean, I don't have
$25 million in the bank
425
00:19:38,259 --> 00:19:39,659
and a house
on the beach, you know?
426
00:19:39,727 --> 00:19:42,395
I have one house, and it's
very close to a gas station.
427
00:19:42,463 --> 00:19:43,996
Carrie, can we do this later?
428
00:19:44,064 --> 00:19:45,465
No, we can't
do this later, OK?
429
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:46,772
We're doing this
now, all right?
430
00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:47,933
So you can understand
431
00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:49,769
why I took that
kind of seriously,
432
00:19:49,836 --> 00:19:51,971
but if you're-
if you're telling me now
433
00:19:52,038 --> 00:19:54,039
that you're
just gonna let me go,
434
00:19:54,107 --> 00:19:57,510
then I guess I
just have one question.
435
00:19:57,578 --> 00:20:00,112
Where's my omelet bar?
436
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:01,748
Hmm?
I have busted my ass
437
00:20:01,815 --> 00:20:03,516
for this company for 7 years.
438
00:20:03,584 --> 00:20:07,019
I have come in early. I have
stayed late for no extra pay.
439
00:20:07,087 --> 00:20:09,572
I babysat for your
freak-duck-looking boy Harrison there
440
00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:10,573
at the Christmas party.
441
00:20:12,143 --> 00:20:14,744
And I've made thousands
of travel arrangements
442
00:20:14,812 --> 00:20:16,580
for all of you and the
hot little paralegals
443
00:20:16,647 --> 00:20:19,949
you're all "mentoring."
444
00:20:20,017 --> 00:20:21,384
So I guess, yeah.
445
00:20:21,452 --> 00:20:23,953
Where's my omelet bar?!
Where is it, huh?!
446
00:20:24,021 --> 00:20:27,656
Carrie, I'm your biggest fan.
447
00:20:27,724 --> 00:20:30,126
I would just hate
for our last interaction
448
00:20:30,194 --> 00:20:32,795
to be me
calling security on you.
449
00:20:32,863 --> 00:20:33,796
OK, you know what?
450
00:20:33,864 --> 00:20:35,064
You don't gotta call security.
451
00:20:35,089 --> 00:20:36,632
'Cause I'm just-
I'm so outta here, OK?
452
00:20:36,700 --> 00:20:39,419
I'm just gonna
I'm gonna go down to the diner
453
00:20:39,487 --> 00:20:42,522
on 48th street and Lex, and I'm
gonna sit down, and I'm gonna order
454
00:20:42,590 --> 00:20:45,524
one of the juiciest, cheesiest
omelets that I can get,
455
00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,693
and I'm gonna sit there
and pat myself on the back
456
00:20:47,761 --> 00:20:49,495
for the great job that
I've done for this firm,
457
00:20:49,563 --> 00:20:51,003
and then I'm probably
gonna throw up,
458
00:20:51,028 --> 00:20:52,929
because the food there
is pretty questionable.
459
00:20:58,005 --> 00:21:00,473
Boy, am I glad that came fast.
460
00:21:03,511 --> 00:21:06,662
Fired. That stings.
461
00:21:06,730 --> 00:21:08,798
Do I feel lucky
I'm leaving mutually.
462
00:21:14,438 --> 00:21:16,273
Honey, I love you so much.
463
00:21:16,340 --> 00:21:18,308
Come on.
It's all gonna be OK.
464
00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:20,943
Those rich lawyers,
they're the losers, huh?
465
00:21:21,011 --> 00:21:22,812
It's all gonna work out fine.
466
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,848
I'm here for you.
Just tell me what you need.
467
00:21:28,668 --> 00:21:30,669
Can I have a fish stick?
468
00:21:33,690 --> 00:21:35,008
I- I-I knew it.
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