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[bell rings]
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♪ When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate
all my homework last night ♪
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♪ Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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Every 16-year-old guy
dreams about two things.
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That's one.
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The car I don't have
is the other.
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But I'm working on it.
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Zack, come here.
Here's one.
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"A 1985 red Ferrari convertible.
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Mint condition."
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Hey, only $185,000.
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I don't have $185,000.
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Oh, I know that.
You have to talk them down.
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How much money have
you really got, Preppie?
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Well, when I get my $10
allowance on Saturday,
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I'll still owe my dad 11.
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Ask your dad for a raise.
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Or get 20,000 more fathers.
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There's this maniac named
Jessie right behind me.
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Whatever you do, don't
mention the yearbook.
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Why?
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She hasn't come up
with a theme yet,
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and she's freaking out.
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Shh.
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Hey, mama, I got your favorite--
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French fries with mayonnaise.
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I couldn't eat a thing.
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I'm totally stressed
about the yearbook.
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Shh! Don't mention
the yearbook!
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I'm in charge of the yearbook,
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and Belding wants me
to make it great.
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I thought you weren't hungry.
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I'm not.
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I'm serious.
Last year's was awful.
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I bought one when
I first got here.
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Had to scope out
the babe situation.
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You are so shallow.
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You can't judge a person
by a picture of their face.
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You're right. I couldn't
even see their legs.
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This is a real turkey.
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Do you have any gravy?
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OK, hotshot, you'll have an
opportunity to make it better
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at today's yearbook meeting.
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You're on the
yearbook committee?
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So where we're headed is--
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Sorry I'm late. Just
pretend I'm not here.
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Zack, if you want credit
for this committee,
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you are going to
have to participate.
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Last year there were
a few unsold yearbooks.
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A few?
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Kids transferred so they
wouldn't have to buy one.
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That's why this yearbook
has to be the best ever.
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Wouldn't take much.
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We need an idea that
will make this puppy sell.
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Any suggestions?
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Let's use holograms.
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Everyone's picture will
just leap right off the page.
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Ollie, isn't that
a little expensive?
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Moose, how about you?
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Uh... I'm fine.
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How are you?
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No, no. The yearbook.
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OK. I'll buy one.
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Sandy?
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Sandy!
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Will you turn that music off?
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It's not music.
It's a book on tape.
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A real classic, dude.
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I mean sir dude.
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"The Little Engine
That Could," part two.
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Books on tape.
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Doesn't anyone read anymore?
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No. I suggest not having
a yearbook at all.
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Oh, brilliant. I knew I
could count on you.
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No, really.
A video yearbook.
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Hey, I love it.
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It's so... now.
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Like I said, I knew I
could count on you.
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Hey, no sweat.
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I'll inform your teachers
you'll be missing some classes.
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- Miss classes?
- Miss classes?
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Miss classes?
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Then I withdraw my offer.
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I'm here to learn.
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Mr. Belding,
honored committee members,
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I will make
the ultimate sacrifice.
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I will shoot the video yearbook.
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Ready? This is
your video profile.
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Hey, I was born ready.
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Right.
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Lights.
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Action.
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Looks like he was born
camera-shy.
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Figures.
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What's your name?
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Uh... my name?
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My name is A.C. Slater.
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Bet it feels good to
be football captain.
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Oh. I bet it does.
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Is there any message you'd
like to leave the graduating class?
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Goodbye.
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Cut.
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I think we got enough.
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I was a little nervous.
Could you tell?
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You nervous? Nah.
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Just send in the next victim.
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Screech, this is great.
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We shoot videos while
these suckers go to class.
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Hi, Zack.
I'm proud of you.
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This video yearbook
is excellent.
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Thanks, Kelly.
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Stand by the backdrop,
and we'll shoot your profile.
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Go for it.
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Hi. I'm Kelly Kapowski.
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I'm the captain of
the girls' volleyball team,
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softball team, and swim team.
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I'm also head cheerleader.
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B-a-y-s-i-d-e!
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Go, Bayside! Whoo!
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Now, who do you love?
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I love you.
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Cut. Perfect.
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How about a movie Saturday?
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Sure. My parents are going
out, so yours will have to drive.
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You'll have a great time
double-dating with your parents.
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Me next.
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Do this one, Screech.
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I got to see about
getting a car.
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No problem-o.
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Lisa, doll-face, go be
beautiful by the scenery.
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I can't stand there.
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That backdrop
clashes with my outfit.
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Kill the attitude, sweetie.
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Hello. My name
is Lisa Turtle.
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I'm the founder of the fashion
team and the shopping squad.
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My hobbies include dating,
guys, and dating guys.
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And cut.
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How was I?
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Delightfully shallow.
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And you're delightfully dorky.
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Every guy will want to date her
when they see this.
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Hey, Screech,
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that's how we'll get
money for a car.
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We'll make a video dating tape
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and sell it to every
lonely guy in town.
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Why would we want
lonely guys to date us?
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No, you simp.
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We'll make a dating tape
of pretty girls.
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Oh. Now,
that makes sense.
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That's right.
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Next.
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Like, hi.
My name is Liz Bass.
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I, like, totally
love everything.
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What's your idea
of a perfect guy?
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Oh, my gosh.
All right.
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I like a guy
that's, like, tall, dreamy,
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and spends
all of his money on me.
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Hey, Screech, this is great.
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Yo. I'm Spike.
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No teams, no clubs,
I hate school,
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and I want to be a rocker.
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♪♪
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What's your idea
of a dream date?
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Jon Bon Jovi
setting my hair on fire.
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♪♪
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Zack, she scares me.
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All right. Just use
the best-looking girls.
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Then add some music
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and plaster their phone
numbers across the screen.
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Got it.
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Tomorrow we'll take
these tapes to high schools.
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Remember, just
the prettiest girls.
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Hey, I'm no dummy.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Oh, my... wow.
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Do you have enough money yet?
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No, but I will once we go to...
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Woodlands High, Uni High,
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hey, Grant High,
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and St. Murray's
Reform School.
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They haven't seen
a girl in years.
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When the 20th guy called,
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I smashed the telephone
with my guitar.
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Pretty cool feedback, actually.
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It's so totally rad.
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I must have been asked
out by every dude in L.A.
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See? The tape
really works.
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The girls are getting calls.
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I don't know. I kind
of feel slimebally.
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Yeah.
Isn't it great?
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Maybe I'll test drive
a Corvette this afternoon.
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What are you looking at?
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Your tongue must be the
strongest muscle in your body.
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Excuse me?
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Your phone was busy for
over 3 hours last night.
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Was it Save The Whales
pledge week?
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I got a lot of calls from total
strangers who want to date me.
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Just how many total
strangers are we talking about?
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I don't know.
15, 20.
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You talked to all of them,
Miss Love The World?
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I can speak to
whomever I choose.
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Look...
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The Max,
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where Bayside's elite
have good times
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and bad burgers.
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There's the football
team captain
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and student body president
having a romantic lunch.
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Shut up!
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Oh, gosh, what
a surprise, Screech.
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They're fighting as usual.
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This jughead thinks he owns me.
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No, I don't.
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I just don't want you
going out with 50 guys.
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I am not going out with them.
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I don't even know them.
They just called.
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Yeah, right.
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Excuse us.
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You put Jessie on the video?
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Yeah.
She is a girl.
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Who else is on it?
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So, Friday I have
a date with Wayne.
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Saturday I'm going out
with Garth,
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only because he begged.
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00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:12,138
Sunday I have a day date
and a night date
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with guys whose schools
I've never even heard of.
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Tell me you didn't.
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I got so many calls,
I had to unplug my phone.
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You know there's a St.
Murray's Reform School?
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You're dead.
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00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,488
Zack, how's the
yearbook coming along?
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Mr. Belding
wants to see it.
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It's going great.
We're almost finished.
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We're going to work on it now.
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I thought I was dead.
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Move it now.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
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Let go! Let go!
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You're the dumbest
human being on earth.
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You hired me.
What does that make you?
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Just put the tape in.
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The dating tape
or yearbook tape?
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The dating tape.
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Hi. I'm Kelly Kapowski.
I'm proud...
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[Screech]
To be your date.
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Call her 'cause she's the...
259
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,494
Head cheerleader.
260
00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:09,996
555-4314. Call Kelly.
261
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,133
Kelly wants you
to call today because...
262
00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,567
I love you.
263
00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,140
Pretty good, huh?
264
00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:23,309
We want a sneak
preview of the yearbook.
265
00:12:23,409 --> 00:12:25,678
Well, we're still working on it.
266
00:12:25,778 --> 00:12:27,480
Show us what you got.
267
00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,182
I can't wait to see
what I look like.
268
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,817
Fine. Here.
269
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,688
Here, enjoy.
We've got work to do.
270
00:12:35,788 --> 00:12:38,525
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
271
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,863
I thought we were done.
What's left to shoot?
272
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:46,699
You, if we can't stop
guys from calling Kelly.
273
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:49,269
Zack, when can I see that video?
274
00:12:49,369 --> 00:12:50,603
Which video?
275
00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:52,505
The yearbook video, of course.
276
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:54,541
I thought he meant--
277
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:58,111
Jessie's watching it
in the yearbook room.
278
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,380
- Great. Carry on.
- All right.
279
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,382
Come here.
280
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,317
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
281
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,987
Oh, hi.
I'm Jessica Spano.
282
00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,822
This video's a first at Bayside,
283
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:12,625
and, as student body president,
I'm excited--
284
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:15,828
[Screech] About going out
with you. Just a phone call away.
285
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:18,398
They call her legs,
and you can, too.
286
00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:22,535
I have seen enough.
287
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:25,572
I haven't. I want
to see mine again.
288
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:28,208
Lisa, Zack Morris exploited you
289
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,176
and every girl at Bayside.
290
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,111
That's wrong.
291
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,380
But I got a lot of dates.
292
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,484
He probably made a
fortune selling these videos.
293
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,587
He's making money off me?
294
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,388
Now, that's wrong.
295
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,990
Let's kill him.
296
00:13:44,090 --> 00:13:46,092
Let's tear him
into little pieces.
297
00:13:46,192 --> 00:13:49,229
Then take those little
pieces and expel them.
298
00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:51,598
Wait a second.
299
00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:52,899
Aren't you coming?
300
00:13:52,990 --> 00:13:54,726
You should be even madder.
301
00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:56,135
Oh, I'm furious.
302
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,737
But killing Zack isn't the answer.
303
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:58,938
He'll just do it again.
304
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,040
You have a better idea?
305
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:04,544
You don't date Zack Morris
without learning some tricks.
306
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:07,113
Let's teach him a
lesson he won't forget.
307
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,182
- OK.
- Yeah.
308
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:17,123
We need to stop those guys
from calling Kelly.
309
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,994
Why don't we take
all her phones?
310
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,797
Why don't you go make
a hungry shark happy?
311
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:26,899
I sense anger in you.
312
00:14:26,966 --> 00:14:28,735
There you are, Zack.
313
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,203
We've got to talk.
314
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:31,437
Yikes!
315
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,706
Talk? Uh, about what?
316
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,908
I'm so ticked off!
317
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,844
Somebody gave out
Jessie's phone number
318
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:39,746
and told everybody
she's available.
319
00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,782
Oh. Who would do
something that stupid?
320
00:14:46,452 --> 00:14:49,689
I don't know,
but when I find this guy,
321
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:52,458
I'm just going to slam him
against the wall.
322
00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,262
And I'm going to slap him silly!
323
00:14:58,197 --> 00:14:59,899
Then you know what
I'm going to do?
324
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,101
Take some pliers
325
00:15:02,201 --> 00:15:05,972
and pluck out
all his little nose hairs.
326
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,373
Ow!
327
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,709
What's wrong with you, Screech?
328
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,045
Wrong? With me?
Oh, nothing.
329
00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:13,813
Ne-never been better.
330
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:16,516
Slater, aren't you overreacting?
331
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:19,218
Zack, this guy's giving
out Kelly's number, too.
332
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,653
How come you're not mad?
333
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,690
Oh, he was.
I mean he is.
334
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,525
I mean he will be.
335
00:15:25,858 --> 00:15:28,695
I just don't think
violence is the answer.
336
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,997
This whole thing could be
a misunderstanding.
337
00:15:31,097 --> 00:15:34,100
Yeah, well, he won't
misunderstand this.
338
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,674
Do you think he's bluffing?
339
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,181
I wonder how much Zack's making.
340
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,717
You can bet it's
enough to buy a car.
341
00:15:51,050 --> 00:15:55,221
He'll be driving me to
school for the rest of his life.
342
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:56,956
Shh! Here he comes.
343
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,092
Hi, girls.
How you doing?
344
00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,259
Don't ask.
345
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,294
Terrible.
346
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:02,995
Why?
What's wrong?
347
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:04,764
What's wrong?
348
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:06,232
What's wrong?
349
00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,700
I'll tell you what's wrong.
350
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,302
Whoever gave out
our phone numbers
351
00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:11,571
is completely
messing up our lives.
352
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,340
I thought you were happy
because you got dates.
353
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:18,711
I got so many calls,
my father took my phones.
354
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:22,582
I'm sorry. Jessie, you
still getting calls, too?
355
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,250
No, they've stopped.
356
00:16:24,350 --> 00:16:25,985
Is everything ok with Slater?
357
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:27,954
No. He dumped me.
He's gone berserk.
358
00:16:28,054 --> 00:16:30,790
He's beating up every guy
he thinks likes me.
359
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:35,862
Hey! What happened
to you guys?
360
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:38,131
Slater thought we were
hitting on Jessie,
361
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:39,966
so he starts hitting on us.
362
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:42,435
I have incredible pain, too.
363
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,071
[bell rings]
364
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:01,654
Screech! Did Slater
do that to you?
365
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,222
No. These are fakes.
366
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:05,391
That way, Slater
will think he got me.
367
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:08,060
Put one on.
You'll be safer.
368
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,297
Attention, Zack Morris,
369
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,900
this is your principal
Mr. Belding.
370
00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:17,103
Please report to my office
immediately.
371
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,572
At least Slater
won't find me in there.
372
00:17:22,004 --> 00:17:23,205
[knock on door]
373
00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,427
Come in.
374
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:25,978
You wanted to see me?
375
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,615
The board wants to see
the yearbook tonight,
376
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,785
so I'll need a
finished copy by 3:00.
377
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:34,954
3:00? But, sir--
378
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:40,059
Sir! What happened
to your eye?
379
00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:42,929
I had an unfortunate incident
with Slater this morning.
380
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:45,398
The boy's out of control.
381
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:46,799
[intercom buzzes]
382
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:49,402
Yes?
383
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:52,605
Mr. Belding, Kelly Kapowski
and Vince Montana are here.
384
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,474
Vince Montana?
385
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,643
Send them in. Just
take a second, Zack.
386
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,316
What do you want?
387
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,388
Kelly, what are you doing?
388
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,825
The same thing
she was doing in class.
389
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:15,628
They've been caught
making out all over school,
390
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:17,830
and he doesn't go here.
391
00:18:18,197 --> 00:18:19,765
Kelly, you're my girlfriend.
392
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:21,767
I meant to talk
to you about that.
393
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,937
Vince called me.
You've been replaced.
394
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,472
Who's the dweeb?
395
00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,307
Just some old mistake.
396
00:18:28,774 --> 00:18:30,076
I don't believe it.
397
00:18:30,176 --> 00:18:32,445
Get your hands off her!
398
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:34,881
There you are, Zack.
399
00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,749
I've been looking
all over for you.
400
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,117
Time out!
401
00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:41,796
Man, this is horrible.
402
00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:43,422
I just meant to get a car.
403
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,957
If I don't get out of this,
404
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:46,993
my life at Bayside is over.
405
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:54,767
Time in.
406
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,837
Ooh! Oh!
Mr. Belding, I'm sorry.
407
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,842
Hey, guys.
What's up?
408
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:06,245
Zack invited us all
to be here at 3:00.
409
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,915
He's not here, and there's
no hors d'oeuvres.
410
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:10,850
What kind of party is this?
411
00:19:11,217 --> 00:19:13,586
The way he disappeared
from your office, Mr. B,
412
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,889
I'll be surprised if he
shows his face again.
413
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:25,765
Screech, where's Zack?
414
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:29,368
I think I'm supposed to
play this for everybody.
415
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:30,703
What makes you think that?
416
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,605
It says, "play it
for everybody."
417
00:19:38,244 --> 00:19:40,146
Hi. I'm Zack Morris,
418
00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:42,315
sole member
of the slimeball team.
419
00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:45,518
I guess you know about
the video dating tape.
420
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:46,886
I'm sorry.
421
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,554
I never meant to hurt anybody.
422
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,458
Kelly, you were right
to dump me.
423
00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:54,894
I don't deserve to have you
as my girlfriend,
424
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,563
but then, neither does Vince.
425
00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,832
Screech.
426
00:20:02,501 --> 00:20:04,503
The friendship ring I gave him.
427
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:05,871
Give her a tissue.
428
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,239
OK, Zack.
429
00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,052
Ahem.
430
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:30,896
Jessie, Mr. Belding,
431
00:20:31,197 --> 00:20:34,033
you trusted me to produce
Bayside's video yearbook.
432
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,534
What were we thinking?
433
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,169
What were you thinking?
434
00:20:37,870 --> 00:20:39,705
I'm sorry I betrayed your trust,
435
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,741
but I finished the yearbook.
436
00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:49,315
As far as sales are concerned,
437
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:51,384
I used the money
from the dating tapes
438
00:20:51,450 --> 00:20:54,186
to buy video yearbooks
for the whole school.
439
00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,457
Don't worry, Screech.
440
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,259
They'll be delivered
Monday morning.
441
00:21:00,326 --> 00:21:02,228
I thought I lost them.
442
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,164
I'm sorry for messing up
your lives,
443
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,066
but you'll never see me again
444
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,402
'cause I'm going
to a military school.
445
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:12,104
Goodbye forever.
446
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:19,145
I can't believe it!
He's finally gone!
447
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,514
It's like a dream come true.
448
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,948
Free at last.
449
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:25,351
Yeah! All right! Whoo!
450
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:27,987
I can't believe you guys!
451
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:31,590
It's not like it's the worst
thing I've ever done.
452
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:34,126
I said I'm sorry.
Even got you yearbooks.
453
00:21:34,193 --> 00:21:35,661
What do you want?
454
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:38,130
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