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[bell rings]
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♪ When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate
all my homework last night ♪
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♪ Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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[cheering]
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Congratulations,
A.C. Slater.
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Now, tell me, how does it
feel to be city wrestling champ?
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Pretty darn good, Zack,
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but not as good
as it's gonna feel next week
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when I win the
state championship.
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♪ A.C. Slater,
he's first rate ♪
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♪ Today the city,
next week state ♪
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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Now, Slater, tell me.
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How does it feel to totally
humiliate Valley's champ?
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Pretty darn good, Zack.
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♪ They set you up
with the best they had ♪
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♪ You pounced 'em,
trounced 'em, beat 'em up bad ♪
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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Any final words
before we sign off?
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I'd like to thank Coach Sanski
and my teammates for their support,
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and even though he couldn't
be here, I'd like to thank my dad.
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♪ Zippity, zappity,
piffity, paddy ♪
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♪ He's so straight,
he thanked his daddy ♪
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Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
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This has been Zack Morris
for KKTY Sports.
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Next week, a special report on
cheerleaders who need to get a life.
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Hey, you're looking good
in that miniskirt, mama.
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Why don't you go bite
a stray dog?
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I'm only a cheerleader because it
looks good on my college application.
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Have you heard anything yet?
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No. Colleges don't usually tell you
if you're accepted until next week.
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Not true.
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I already got accepted
to four schools.
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Emerson, USC, Clemson--
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I applied to Harvard,
Yale, and Columbia.
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Ivy League schools are more
careful about who they accept.
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Then I guess some crazed
gardener cut down the Ivy at Princeton,
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'cause I got in there, too.
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Princeton accepted you and
I haven't heard anything yet?
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I need junk food quick.
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Give me those fries.
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Relax. At least you can
afford those colleges.
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I'm going to community
college and getting a job.
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Besides, pigging out will only
get you a curly tail and a snout.
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- Oink, oink.
- Oink, oink.
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Don't give me attitude just because
you already got into the Fashion Institute.
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I know how you feel.
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I haven't heard from
any of my schools, either.
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What did you do? Apply to the
places with the best-looking girls?
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How did you know?
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I also applied to the schools
with the best beaches--
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Hawaii, Miami, and Tahiti Tech.
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Man, I don't believe it.
That's Jeff Tramer,
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the wrestling coach
from the University of Iowa.
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Wonder what he's doing here.
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It is a restaurant.
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Maybe he's hungry.
Duh!
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Iowa is the best wresting
school in the country.
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Maybe he's here
about my application.
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Slater, colleges never
accept people in person.
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A.C.,
I'm Jeff Tramer.
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I'm here to offer you a full wrestling
scholarship to the University of Iowa.
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Well, what do you say?
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Huh? Oh, I say great.
Thank you.
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I'll put that paperwork
in the mail tomorrow.
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See you in September.
You'll love Iowa.
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Congratulations.
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Iowa. The land of
farmers' daughters.
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Yeah.
Well done, Slater.
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What a day.
City champ, now Iowa.
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I can't wait to tell my father.
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Hey, preppy, come with me so
you can tell him how good I was.
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OK.
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See you guys at
the bowling alley later.
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Not me.
Last time we went,
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some biker shoved
his fingers up my nose
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and used my head
as a bowling ball.
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Man, it hurts when
you get a strike.
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Down and give me 20!
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1, 2...
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I hate when you
do that, A.C.
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Hey, Dad, I'm just
getting you back
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for all the times you
woke me up with your bugle.
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- Hi, son.
- Hey, Dad.
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Good to see you, Private Morris.
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Yo, Major Slater.
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Being all you can be?
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Careful, soldier.
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So, Dad, when'd you get back?
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Just got in.
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Sorry I had to miss
your big wrestling match.
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- How'd you do?
- Oh, he did great.
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Slater pinned that girl
in 10 seconds.
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Shut up, Preppie.
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It was a guy, and I creamed him.
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That's my boy.
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Son, I've got great news.
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Oh, wait, I've got
some good news, too.
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Uh-uh. I outrank you.
Me first.
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Tomorrow, 1200 hours, you have an
interview with Congressman Shepherd
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for possible entry to the
West Point Military Academy.
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West Point?
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Oh, that's great, Dad.
Just great.
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I knew you'd be thrilled.
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I called in some favors.
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You're worth it, soldier.
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Slater, come on.
Tell him.
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Iowa?
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Iowa?
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Yeah. I owe, uh,
Zack 10 bucks.
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Could you loan it to me?
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Oh, sure.
That's good news?
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Is to me.
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[telephone rings]
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Major Slater.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, I see.
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All right.
I'll be right over.
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What's the matter?
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My C.O. went AWOL
with a G.I. From the P.X.
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I got to go ASAP.
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See you, A.C.
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OK.
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You guys sound
like an eye chart.
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Why didn't you tell him about
your wrestling scholarship?
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Zack, it's always been his
dream for me to be in the army.
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Hey, you do not
want to be in the army.
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You'd look stupid
with a crew cut.
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I know.
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I want to go to Iowa.
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Don't worry.
I'll get you out of this.
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Jesse, what are you doing eating
potato chips at 9:00 in the morning?
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Oh, no. Did another school
reject you?
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Only Yale. Who
wants to go there?
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Stupid school.
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I haven't heard from
my first choice, either,
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but I got accepted
to three more:
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Duke, Cal-tech,
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and the Barbizon School
for Modeling.
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You, a fashion model?
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Fashion model?
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I thought the School for Modeling was
where you put together plastic airplanes.
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Forget this.
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Mr. Belding, thank you for letting me
borrow your office to do this interview.
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Believe me, Congressman
Shepherd, it's an honor.
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You could not have picked
a better candidate.
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I consider A.C. Slater
to be my protégé.
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I groomed him myself.
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Well, I won't hold that
against him.
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Just kidding.
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I hope so. You're up for
re-election next month.
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Congressman Shepherd,
I'm A.C. Slater.
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You know, A.C., Martin really
thinks you're officer material.
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I trust his opinion.
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What, uh... Martin?
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Major Martin Slater.
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Your father?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You know, I just
call him Major Dad.
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So, what do you think
of West Point?
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I think it's the greatest military
school in the history of this world.
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When do I get my gun?
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There's more to the army
than just guns--
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education, career training,
unlimited opportunities.
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Yeah. Opportunities
to meet the enemy girls
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'cause I hear those
commie chicks are red hot.
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We're not actually
at war right now.
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Good.
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Then we should attack Canada!
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They'll never know we're coming.
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Yeah, yeah, I could see it now.
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We'll creep into the
woods outside of Toronto.
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I have the enemy in my sights.
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Take this!
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Take that!
And that!
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It's a vicious fire fight!
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Machine guns!
Duh-duh-duh-duh!
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Oh!
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Mortars! Bazookas!
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Oh!
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It's beautiful, man. And
after we overrun them,
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I jump on our lead tank
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and ride victoriously
through the streets of Toronto,
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singing our national anthem.
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♪ Oh, say,
can you see ♪
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♪ By the dawn's
early light ♪
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A.C., thank you for coming.
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I'll be in touch.
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Jessie, where were you?
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We missed you at lunch.
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I went home to check the mail
for more acceptance letters.
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Did you hear from
another school?
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Yes.
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I guess that means
you didn't get in.
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You're a zit ready to happen.
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I'm sorry, Jessie. What
school dumped you this time?
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Only Harvard. I didn't
want to go there anyway.
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Don't give up. You still
haven't heard about Columbia.
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Forget it. I'm doomed.
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I'm going to end up snapping my
gum behind the counter at McDonald's.
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Great. Just today, I was accepted
to a Hamburger University.
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Maybe I'll be your McBoss.
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Hey, Slater.
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Slater, how was your interview?
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How would he know?
He wasn't there.
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Well, it was, uh...
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Hey, Slater, congratulations.
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You failed your interview
with flying colors.
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He bought it? How?
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Let's just say I made
Rambo look like a wimp.
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Thanks, Preppie.
I owe you one.
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You took the interview for him?
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That's not right, Zack.
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I can't believe you'd throw away
an opportunity like that, Slater.
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You just better hope
nobody finds out.
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What's the worst
that would happen?
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They find out he lied,
and they still don't let him in.
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[bell rings]
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Congratulations.
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All right. Thanks.
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On top of the desk?
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That doesn't sound
like him at all.
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He's usually polite.
Sweet, even.
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Wonder what came over him?
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Hey, Mr. B.
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A.C.
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You have more
than one A.C. here?
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No. Just him.
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That's the student you
interviewed... isn't it?
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No, it isn't.
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Well, then somebody
pretended to be A.C.,
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and I've got a pretty good
idea who that somebody is.
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Come with me.
We've got to talk.
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Sorry to interrupt,
Mr. McGee,
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but we need a moment
with one of your students.
249
00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,424
Well...
250
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:44,664
Zack, I'd like for you
to try this on.
251
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:47,167
Not right now, sir.
I'm learning here.
252
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:48,601
Can't this wait?
253
00:12:49,869 --> 00:12:51,371
Is this the boy?
254
00:12:51,671 --> 00:12:53,373
Yes, it is.
255
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:56,376
Then there's nothing I can do.
256
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:58,144
They're all yours.
257
00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,149
Zack Morris, you are
accused of impersonating
258
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,219
a West Point applicant to a
United States congressman.
259
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:09,122
A.C. Slater, you are accused
of aiding and abetting
260
00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:11,057
a person impersonating
a West Point applicant
261
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:13,193
to a United States congressman.
262
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:18,198
Oh, man. I knew something
like this would happen.
263
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:21,768
We're just kids.
You can't do this.
264
00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:23,770
Do something,
Mr. Belding.
265
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:25,805
I'm sorry, Zack,
it's out of my hands.
266
00:13:25,872 --> 00:13:28,308
In the name of the government
of the United States of America,
267
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,143
you are hereby under arrest.
268
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,811
You will come with us.
269
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,580
I didn't do anything!
270
00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:37,317
I'm too young to go to prison!
271
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,920
I want that homework
when you get out of jail!
272
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:49,429
Why did I listen to you?
273
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,465
Every time I listen to you,
I get into trouble.
274
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,900
When am I gonna learn?
275
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,635
- When?
- Ow!
276
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,705
Hey...
277
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,940
relax.
278
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:02,775
Mr. B.--
279
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:05,278
Hey, sorry, guys.
280
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,313
This time you went too far.
281
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,749
You're looking at
10 years, gentlemen.
282
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:10,883
What?
283
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:14,153
Oh, please!
I can't go to prison!
284
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,955
They'll eat me alive!
285
00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:18,758
Would you shut up
and take it like a man?
286
00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,628
I'm embarrassed
to be handcuffed to you.
287
00:14:22,428 --> 00:14:24,998
Gonna have to call
your father now, A.C.
288
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,000
No, don't, Mr. B!
289
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,235
Mr. Congressman,
no, please!
290
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:32,238
I think they've
learned their lesson.
291
00:14:32,338 --> 00:14:34,240
I think they have.
292
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,142
All right, guys, let them go.
293
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:41,781
This whole thing was a scam?
294
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,616
You did this to
teach us a lesson?
295
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,451
Yeah. Did it work?
296
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,487
- Yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
297
00:14:47,787 --> 00:14:50,456
A.C., if you ever want a
real interview, let me know.
298
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:51,991
All right, guys.
Let's go.
299
00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:01,334
Well, thanks
for the great lesson, sir.
300
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:02,702
See you later.
301
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,671
Not so fast, Zack.
302
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,473
The congressman was a lot
more forgiving than I'm going to be.
303
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,742
Wait, Mr. B.,
don't blame Zack.
304
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:12,445
This whole thing happened because
I was too chicken to tell my dad
305
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,280
I didn't want to go
to West Point.
306
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,416
Yeah. I was
just helping him.
307
00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:17,817
I was being a nice guy.
308
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,419
I should get a medal.
309
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,055
Slater, are you sure?
310
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,726
All right, Zack.
311
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:29,228
As much as it pains me,
get out of here.
312
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:30,496
Thank you, sir.
313
00:15:30,596 --> 00:15:32,198
And, please, don't be
too hard on Slater.
314
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,167
He just needs
a little discipline.
315
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,274
Sit down, A.C.
316
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,112
Slater, Slater, Slater.
317
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,047
Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
318
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,083
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
319
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:56,529
OK, it was wrong not
to be honest with my dad.
320
00:15:57,924 --> 00:16:00,159
I didn't know how he'd take it.
321
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,462
I'll go talk to him.
322
00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:05,064
Hey, I'm glad we had this talk.
323
00:16:05,164 --> 00:16:07,266
Now go ahead and make me proud.
324
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,276
Hi, Dad.
325
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,978
Well?
326
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,180
How did the interview go...
327
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,982
Cadet Slater?
328
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,884
Dad...
329
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,453
I didn't get in.
330
00:16:27,587 --> 00:16:29,021
What?
331
00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:31,457
That two-bit,
backstabbing politician.
332
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,226
I'm gonna get him
on the phone right now.
333
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,328
No, Dad, put down the phone.
334
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,597
I didn't get in because...
335
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,766
I didn't go to the interview.
336
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,701
What are you talking about?
337
00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:45,838
I got a wrestling scholarship
from the University of Iowa.
338
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,507
I want to go there.
339
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,409
What about West Point?
340
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,310
What about our plans?
341
00:16:51,411 --> 00:16:53,780
Dad, they're not our plans.
342
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,648
They're your plans.
343
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,483
I don't understand.
344
00:16:57,683 --> 00:17:00,186
I'm talking about
your future here.
345
00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:02,221
You planning on wrestling
for the rest of your life?
346
00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:03,556
I mean, don't be ridiculous.
347
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,225
I'm gonna wrestle while I
get a college education.
348
00:17:06,325 --> 00:17:07,627
And then what?
349
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,029
I don't know exactly
what I want to do yet,
350
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:13,966
but I do know I don't
want to be in the army.
351
00:17:15,802 --> 00:17:17,336
Oh.
352
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,439
I see.
353
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:23,276
Well, it's your life, I guess.
354
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,212
Look, I'm shipping out tomorrow.
355
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:27,847
I've got to pack.
356
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:29,715
But, Dad, you weren't
supposed to leave until Sunday.
357
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,617
The state championship's
tomorrow.
358
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,152
I know.
359
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,388
Good luck.
360
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,362
I don't believe this.
361
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,965
One cheerleader,
and no wrestling star.
362
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:49,302
Mm-hmm. This is
one pepless pep rally.
363
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,874
I found her wandering the halls
mumbling, "please say yes.
364
00:17:54,974 --> 00:17:56,609
Please say yes."
365
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:58,878
This is my last chance.
366
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,379
It's from Columbia.
367
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,648
Well? Open it.
368
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,485
I can't. If they said no,
my life is over,
369
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,487
but if I don't open it,
I still have some hope.
370
00:18:07,587 --> 00:18:09,255
Oh, give me that.
371
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:12,325
Please say yes.
Please say yes.
372
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,164
You got in!
373
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:19,499
Look!
374
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:20,566
They said yes?
375
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,301
They said yes?
I got in?
376
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:23,769
♪ I'm going to Columbia ♪
377
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,104
♪ I'm going to Columbia ♪
378
00:18:25,171 --> 00:18:26,439
♪ I'm going to Columbia ♪
379
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:27,707
♪ I'm going to Columbia ♪
380
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,041
Eww!
381
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:33,546
Sorry, babe. I'm in
no mood for love.
382
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:37,650
Screech, what's wrong?
383
00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:40,453
I just got rejected
from my first choice.
384
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,522
Read it and weep.
385
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,491
"Fisher College for Women"?
386
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,029
Why did you want to go
to an all-girls school?
387
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,931
Easier to get a date.
388
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:54,634
What about you, Zack?
389
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,502
Did you make
that tough decision?
390
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:59,305
Uh, yeah, I'm going to...
391
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:00,740
[coughs] Yale.
392
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:02,308
What?
393
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,343
Oh, I'm going to...
394
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,978
[coughs] Yale.
395
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:08,581
Yale?
396
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,716
Did you say Yale?
397
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:12,685
Yes.
398
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:15,054
I got 1,500
on my S.A.T.S.
399
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,056
My mom made me apply.
400
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:19,825
Yale is a very tough school.
401
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,061
You've never studied
a day in your life.
402
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,830
So? I'll pick a day
and study.
403
00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:28,034
I never thought I'd get in,
404
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:29,735
but since I did, I might
as well go for it.
405
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,304
Zack, I'm proud of you.
406
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,573
I guess you care about
your future after all.
407
00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:36,542
Don't spread it around.
You'll kill my image.
408
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,452
Hey, come on.
Cheer up.
409
00:19:46,552 --> 00:19:48,754
In an hour, you'll be
state champion.
410
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:51,857
It doesn't matter.
My dad hates me.
411
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:54,327
♪ Who's that guy
with the charming smile? ♪
412
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,995
♪ Who's that guy
who wins with style? ♪
413
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,663
♪ Tell us now
or tell us later ♪
414
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,999
♪ He'll still be champ,
his name is Slater! ♪
415
00:20:00,099 --> 00:20:01,801
[cheering]
416
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,207
Come on, this pep
rally's for you.
417
00:20:08,307 --> 00:20:09,809
You got to say something.
418
00:20:09,909 --> 00:20:11,611
Oh. Uh...
419
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:13,179
Win.
420
00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,548
- Yay, Slater!
- Yay, Slater!
421
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,431
A.C.,
my man, my star.
422
00:20:32,531 --> 00:20:34,266
Today's the big day right?
423
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:36,102
Who cares?
424
00:20:38,437 --> 00:20:40,706
Didn't go too well
with your father, huh?
425
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,409
Not at all. I told
him how I felt,
426
00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:45,378
and he just didn't
want to hear it.
427
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,981
Look, sometimes the truth hurts,
428
00:20:49,115 --> 00:20:51,784
but in the long run,
lies hurt more.
429
00:20:52,351 --> 00:20:53,953
I'm proud of you.
430
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,122
Thank you, sir.
431
00:20:56,355 --> 00:20:58,157
Good luck out there, and, hey...
432
00:20:58,224 --> 00:20:59,992
kick some butt.
433
00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:07,733
Hello?
434
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,736
Is there a state
champion in here?
435
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,405
Leave me alone, Zack.
436
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:13,806
I'd love to,
437
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:16,275
but there's somebody
who wants to see you.
438
00:21:20,312 --> 00:21:21,881
Down and give me 20.
439
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,116
Dad? What are you
doing here?
440
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:27,586
You don't think I'd leave without seeing
my son do what he loves best, do you?
441
00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:30,022
Actually, yeah, I did.
442
00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:34,060
I was going to, but Zack
can be very convincing.
443
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:37,096
I used the old Morris charm,
said a few words,
444
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:39,965
and made Screech lie down
in front of his Jeep.
445
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:44,003
I'll leave you
two alone to talk.
446
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:46,005
Private Morris.
447
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,110
Thank you.
448
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,480
I'm glad you came, Dad.
449
00:21:54,580 --> 00:21:56,082
So am I.
450
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:59,585
I just want you to be happy,
451
00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:03,122
even if that means
going to Iowa.
452
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,557
Do you really mean that?
453
00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:05,925
Affirmative.
454
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:09,662
I mean...
of course I do, son.
455
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:15,067
Now let's get out there
and wrestle!
456
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:17,903
You got into that college
for a reason, didn't you?
457
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,839
Maybe while you're at Iowa,
458
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,974
you could squeeze in
R.O.T.C.
459
00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,143
Oh, Dad...
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