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[bell rings]
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♪ When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate
all my homework last night ♪
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♪ Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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Hey, guys, guess what?
Great news.
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Paula Abdul's
the new gym teacher.
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Even better.
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Rappin' Ken Kelly's broadcasting
from the Max all afternoon.
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The 10th caller
wins a trip to Hawaii.
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A trip to Hawaii?
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Man, I'm going
to win this contest.
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I'm tuned in and ready to dial.
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I've got the hall phone.
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Anyone touches it, they die.
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In the meantime, I've
got to find a date.
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[bell rings]
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Gretchen, hi.
How you doing?
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Hello, class.
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Good morning,
Mr. Belding.
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I'm substituting
for Mr. Johnson,
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who's having emergency surgery.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Really? That's terrific!
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I don't think so, Zack.
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Huh?
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I wasn't talking to you,
Mr. Belding. Go ahead.
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I'm sorry.
It's no big deal.
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Like I was saying, how do
you feel about pineapples,
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snorkeling,
sunsets on the beach?
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Enough! Zack,
hang up that phone now.
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Gretchen, I'll
have to call you back. Bye.
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Zack, from now on,
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no more cellular
phone calls in this school.
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Guys, Ken Kelly just said
he'd be taking calls at 2:00.
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Man, I've got to be
that 10th caller.
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I think I've got a way to do it.
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We're here to fix the phones.
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I didn't know they're broken.
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They're not.
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They why fix them?
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Just do what we
planned, simpleton.
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Got you, chief.
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Listeners, if you're
caller number 10
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when you c-call in,
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a trip to Hawaii is wh-what
you're going to w-win.
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Now check out this tune
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while I sample
a delicious M-M-Max burger.
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You want to risk a burger?
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Never. Go get me
some Sushi.
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Hi, there.
You must be Ken Kelly.
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The DJ that makes your day.
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You sound cool over the radio.
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Thanks.
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But you look so dorky in person.
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We're going to check your phones
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to make sure everything's
ready for the big contest.
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Great! Go for it!
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I won't be long.
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Rig it so you can intercept
the incoming calls.
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No problem. You found
the right man for the job.
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Tori, here's my system--
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dial all the numbers
except the last one.
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When you hear caller
number 9, finish dialing.
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Great strategy.
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O.K., O.K., come on.
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Come on.
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Excuse me, please. I have
to call my orthodontist.
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You want to live
to see tomorrow?
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Get out of here.
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It's on you, number 10.
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Call in now and talk to Ken.
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O.K., Zack,
ready for your call.
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Ken Kelly show.
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Hi, this is Lisa. Am I
caller number 10?
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You sound cute, but no.
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Ken Kelly show. No.
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Ken Kelly show. No.
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What's going on?
No calls are coming in.
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I don't know.
Everything's working fine.
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Caller number 10, are
you going to call in?
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Ken Kelly show.
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Hi, Screech.
It's me.
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I'm glad it's you.
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I was getting worried.
What's new?
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Who cares? Put me
through to Ken Kelly.
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Sheesh, what a grouch.
Transferring.
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[telephone rings]
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All right!
The phones are back.
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Hello. Who's calling?
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Zack Morris.
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We've got a winner!
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Congratulations, Zack Morris.
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You're our 10th caller.
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Know what that means?
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I'm going to Hawaii.
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Only if you answer
some questions.
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Can you be
at the Max at 4:00?
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You bet. Today at 4:00,
I will be--
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In detention.
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I told you not to use this
telephone on school property again.
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What are you doing, landscaping
for the Barbie mansion?
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Ha ha.
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This is a bonsai tree.
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Bonsai cultivation happens
to be an ancient Japanese art.
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I'm giving this to Mrs. B
for our anniversary.
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Hyah!
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That's nice. Can I go
to the bathroom?
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O.K., but you better
be back in five minutes.
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You can trust me, sir.
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Hyah!
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Hey, Slater, am I
glad to see you.
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You must need a favor.
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Can't a friend just be
happy to see his best friend?
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What is it, Preppie?
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I need a favor.
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Forget it.
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What if I offered you
a free trip to Hawaii?
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Hula dancers. Grass skirts.
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Mini-grass skirts.
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Still busy?
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Hmm. You found
my weakness.
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What do I do?
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Hawaii, here I come.
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Aah!
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What was that?
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My gosh, I don't know.
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It must be Slater--
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I mean, someone hurt themselves.
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Oh... oh...
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Slater, what happened?
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I was bringing the tackling
dummy to practice
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when I tripped and
fell down the stairs. Ow!
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Are you hurt bad?
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Yes-- I mean, it seems that way.
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I think I broke my leg.
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- Let me check.
- No. No. No.
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No time. I have to bring
him to the hospital.
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- Good idea!
- No, I'll take him.
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You are the principal.
They need you here.
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Oh, no!
Belding hit him!
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I didn't hit him,
Ox. He fell down.
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And I'm taking him to
the hospital, so bye, Ox.
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I can't leave my team captain.
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I'll carry him.
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Ox... Ox...
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Well, be careful, Ox.
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Uh, Slater, that must have
really hurt your broken leg.
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Huh?
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Oh, yeah. Ow!
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Wait a minute. What
is going on here?
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Ox just smashed your leg
and you didn't make a peep.
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That's 'cause he's a real man.
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That's 'cause he's a real faker.
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I small a rat.
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A blond rat.
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Slater, did Zack
put you up to this?
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Sorry, Preppie.
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I've got to get to practice.
Come on, Ox.
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Ah, ah, ah, ah!
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The only place you're
going is to detention.
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Ox.
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They got a doctor in there?
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[whistling]
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I've got one hour left.
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How can I get out of here?
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Give it up, Preppie.
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You'll be in here so long,
you can change your address.
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Whoa.
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Jackpot.
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Poor guy. Instead of going
to Hawaii, he gets detention.
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I think he's trying
to tell me something.
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"Help.
Get me out of detention
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and I'll take you
to Hawaii."
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I don't trust him.
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"Trust me."
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I could use a week
of fun and sun.
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Me, too, but how
do we get him out?
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"This is how
you get me out."
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Mr. Belding, Zack's mom
needs him home right away.
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What happened?
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Uh, I don't know.
She just said it was urgent.
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[telephone rings]
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Hello.
Zack Morris' phone.
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Mr. Belding?
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Yes, Mrs. Morris.
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Very nice to hear from you, too.
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I need Zack home
as soon as possible.
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There's been a...
a mud slide.
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That's odd. It hasn't
rained in weeks.
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[bell rings]
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Was that our school bell?
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Bell?
Oh, that was my timer.
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My muffins are ready.
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Muffins, you say?
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00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,952
Yeah, banana nut.
Zack's favorite.
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Banana nut are my favorite, too.
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Eew.
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Let's go. You've got
a date in detention.
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00:11:04,931 --> 00:11:08,168
Well, it's been real.
Got to go.
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00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:09,636
Choir practice.
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00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,571
Not so fast, Lisa.
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00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,508
Why don't you and Tori take
a seat in front of Mr. Slater?
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Aloha.
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00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,355
You guys still mad at me?
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- Plbbbb!
- Plbbbb!
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00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,295
O.K. I guess
that means yes.
219
00:11:35,762 --> 00:11:37,864
Looks like time's
running out, Preppie.
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Only 40 minutes left.
221
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This isn't fair.
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I got to do something.
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Excuse me, Mr. Belding.
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Would you mind helping me
with my biology homework?
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Well, Zack, I'm impressed you're
using your time efficiently.
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I'd be glad to help.
227
00:12:04,891 --> 00:12:08,228
You know, I never
quite understood...
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The frog intestine.
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00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:14,334
Ooh. Gross looking,
isn't it?
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I'll say.
231
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:19,239
In fact, it looks an
awful lot like cow brains.
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Yeah.
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In some countries,
blood-soaked oozing cow brains
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is considered
a gourmet delicacy.
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M-m-m-my stomach is...
236
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Maybe we should take a bite
and see how it tastes.
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Oh...
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Not bad, Preppie.
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All right, all right.
Come on, answer.
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Answer.
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Answer!
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Hello!
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Screech!
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With whom am I speaking?
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Pinhead, it's me, Zack.
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Zack! Great
to hear your voice.
247
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You really should
be here in person.
248
00:12:58,711 --> 00:13:00,380
Ken Kelly's leaving soon.
249
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,317
I've got a way for you
to come with me to Hawaii.
250
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,719
Me go to Hawaii?
I'd love to.
251
00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,688
It's jellyfish season.
252
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,523
Whatever.
Listen carefully.
253
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,992
I'll give you a
crash course on Hawaii.
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3:45 and no
Zack Morris.
255
00:13:16,996 --> 00:13:19,966
Maybe this guy doesn't
want to go to Hawaii.
256
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:27,006
Hey, Ken, baby.
I'm Zack Morris.
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Z-Z-Zack Morris
completed the race
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00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:41,554
by coming down here
and showing his face,
259
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:44,624
which could be good or bad
depending upon who's looking.
260
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,827
Let's start the contest.
261
00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:49,729
I'm ready.
I'm going to win.
262
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:52,098
Great, but before we start,
263
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:57,070
what's the first thing you're going
to do when you get to Hawaii?
264
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,138
Well, I...
265
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,140
Uh...
266
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:05,245
I'll... be right back.
267
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,317
Where is he going?
268
00:14:11,417 --> 00:14:12,585
Where is he going?
269
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,954
Oh, man, I'm going to kill him.
270
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,496
Zack, I have to ask you
a question.
271
00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,698
Whoa, Screech.
272
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,801
This room is for people
in detention only.
273
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:30,703
You'll have to talk
to Zack later.
274
00:14:30,803 --> 00:14:33,373
- But I--
- Out! Out!
275
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:36,776
I said this room
is for people in detention.
276
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:39,112
You know, you're a dufus.
277
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:41,848
What's he doing?
278
00:14:42,348 --> 00:14:43,816
What did you say?
279
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,052
I called you a dufus,
you big dork.
280
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,854
Am I in detention yet?
281
00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:49,489
For the rest of the afternoon.
282
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:50,990
Take a seat, young man.
283
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,792
Thanks, sir.
Thanks a lot.
284
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,530
I rushed to ask you
285
00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:00,099
what's the first thing
you'll do in Hawaii?
286
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,335
Idiot...
287
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:04,837
Now that you're in detention,
288
00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:08,341
you won't be able to tell
my answer to Ken Kelly.
289
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:09,976
Oops.
290
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:12,578
Everything was going
so well, too.
291
00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:16,683
Once a peabrain,
always a peabrain.
292
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:19,452
His name is Zack.
293
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,821
He's got 15 minutes
to bring himself back.
294
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,257
The prize is down,
but he's not around.
295
00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:28,661
He might not win
the tri-tri-trip n-now.
296
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,497
I got to do something.
297
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,300
I got to be
in two places at once.
298
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:40,273
Someone should tell Mr. Belding
he's trimming that bonsai all wrong.
299
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,943
You know about
those dwarf trees?
300
00:15:44,043 --> 00:15:47,013
I just finished reading the
Bonsai Tree Llover's Handbook.
301
00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:49,916
You're kidding.
This is perfect.
302
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,651
I'll lend it to you.
303
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,386
I don't want to read it.
304
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,856
Distract Belding by telling
him everything you know.
305
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,157
That could take hours.
306
00:15:58,257 --> 00:15:59,826
Well, good. Go!
307
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,733
Mr. Belding, may I
make a suggestion?
308
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:09,102
I happen to be a bonsai expert.
309
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:10,336
You are?
310
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:12,772
I have a black belt in pruning.
311
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,576
Each branch's shape
symbolizes an emotion.
312
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,612
Psst. Guys,
I need your help.
313
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:20,980
Get real.
314
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:24,250
No, thanks. One double-cross
per day is our limit.
315
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,185
All right.
I'm sorry.
316
00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:30,323
If I don't get to the Max,
nobody will win anything.
317
00:16:30,556 --> 00:16:32,492
He does have a point.
318
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,327
I hate it when he has a point.
319
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:37,530
I can still win two
tickets and prize money.
320
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:39,899
We'll work something out.
321
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,601
Help me.
I've got an idea.
322
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,172
Too much foliage
on the left-hand side
323
00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:48,307
symbolizes flabby emotions.
324
00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:50,777
It means you're a namby-pamby.
325
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,346
I don't want Mrs. Belding
thinking that.
326
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,514
Even it out.
327
00:16:54,580 --> 00:16:56,115
Exactly my point.
328
00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:59,452
A clip clip here,
a clip clip there.
329
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,657
Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
330
00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:09,462
Ah. Now we're
getting somewhere.
331
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,831
It's starting to look
a bit thin.
332
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,133
Thin is in.
333
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,502
It's bonsai, not sumo wrestling.
334
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,709
Ta-da!
335
00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,945
Ta-da?
336
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:28,147
Screech, there's nothing left.
337
00:17:28,247 --> 00:17:30,983
You have ruined my tree!
338
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,920
If that's the gratitude
I get, then I quit.
339
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,555
Hmmph!
340
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:43,396
I tried, but obviously Belding
knows squat about bonsai.
341
00:17:44,864 --> 00:17:46,399
10 seconds left.
342
00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:49,635
9... 8... 7... 6...
343
00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:51,103
Stop. Stop. I'm here.
344
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:53,272
- Who are you?
- Zack Morris.
345
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:56,742
Nice try, but Zack Morris
is a skinny little nerd.
346
00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:00,112
Hey, no, I'm not.
347
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:03,149
That nerd was my friend
pretending to be me.
348
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,418
Here's my driver's
license to prove it.
349
00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:10,456
Well, folks, the real Zack
Morris has finally arrived.
350
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,059
Let's get on with the contest.
351
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:16,662
Ask me anything.
I'm ready.
352
00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:20,566
Answer these three questions
and the trip is yours.
353
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,301
I'm packed and ready to go.
354
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:25,705
Question number 1--
on December 7, 1941,
355
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:28,307
this naval base was attacked
by the Japanese.
356
00:18:28,374 --> 00:18:31,277
Pearl Harbor on the island
of Oahu, west of Honolulu.
357
00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:33,412
- Correct!
- Yes!
358
00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:37,984
Question number 2--
359
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,853
it's a northern beach where
surfers from all over the world
360
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,890
come to hang 10.
Name it.
361
00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:46,158
Pipeline on Sunset Beach.
362
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,127
Correct again!
363
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,698
Zack Morris, you are 2 for 2.
364
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,034
Before that big
question number 3,
365
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,870
let's pause
for this announcement.
366
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,749
Zack, this is detention.
367
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,517
No napping.
368
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:15,688
Uh... I don't think
he's feeling well.
369
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,223
You're not kidding.
370
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,759
You should see how
pale and bony he looks.
371
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:25,064
What Screech means is, he's
been studying a lot lately.
372
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,567
It's hard keeping a tan
in the library.
373
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:31,504
Ha! Zack doesn't even know
where the library is.
374
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,205
Now wake up!
375
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:35,641
Maybe you shouldn't
wake him yet.
376
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:37,577
He can be really grouchy.
377
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:43,783
I said no sleeping.
378
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,355
You tyrant!
379
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:51,424
You starved him to death!
380
00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:54,794
I think I know
what's going on here.
381
00:19:54,894 --> 00:19:59,031
No one leaves until I get back.
382
00:20:02,602 --> 00:20:05,137
And now, for the third
and final question--
383
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:07,873
this ancient hobby
is practiced in Hawaii
384
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,909
and involves
pruning miniature trees.
385
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,877
Name this art form.
386
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,413
Wait. I know this.
387
00:20:14,513 --> 00:20:15,681
It's, uh...
388
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:16,983
It's, uh...
389
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:20,319
It's the stupid tree
Belding was playing with.
390
00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:22,288
It's, uh...
Wait. It's bon...
391
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,522
Bolshoi.
392
00:20:23,589 --> 00:20:25,257
Sorry. You lose, dude.
393
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,159
Ask me another
question. Please!
394
00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:28,594
Sorry. No can do.
395
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,663
We still need a winner.
396
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,934
The next person
that comes through that door
397
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,638
and answers this question
will win it all.
398
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,641
There you are.
399
00:20:41,707 --> 00:20:44,110
And here's our new contestant.
400
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,948
What? Who are you?
401
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:50,549
I'm rappin' Ken Kelly.
402
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:54,020
Tell us what ancient hobby
involves pruning miniature trees
403
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:57,423
and win a trip for two
to Hawaii.
404
00:20:57,523 --> 00:20:59,525
That's easy.
It's bonsai.
405
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,027
Bonsai! I knew it.
406
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:02,528
We have a winner!
407
00:21:02,628 --> 00:21:05,031
Finally I can get out of here.
408
00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:09,035
I won?
409
00:21:09,135 --> 00:21:11,637
This is the perfect
anniversary gift.
410
00:21:11,737 --> 00:21:13,072
Yeah.
411
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,342
Yeah. Happy anniversary.
412
00:21:16,409 --> 00:21:19,378
Zack, I owe it all to you.
413
00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:24,183
I thought you were just
trying to skip detention.
414
00:21:24,316 --> 00:21:28,287
Oh, no, sir. I was
doing this all for you.
415
00:21:28,387 --> 00:21:30,089
It took weeks of planning.
416
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:33,526
Maybe you'll do me
a favor in return.
417
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,262
- We'll talk about it.
- All right.
418
00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:38,831
In detention.
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