Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,869 --> 00:00:03,303
[bell rings]
2
00:00:03,470 --> 00:00:06,774
♪ When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ♪
3
00:00:06,940 --> 00:00:09,676
♪ I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ♪
4
00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,579
♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
5
00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:16,183
♪ I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ♪
6
00:00:16,250 --> 00:00:18,018
♪ It's all right ♪
7
00:00:18,085 --> 00:00:20,687
♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
8
00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:24,925
♪ If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ♪
9
00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:27,828
♪ And my dog ate
all my homework last night ♪
10
00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,864
♪ Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ♪
11
00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,368
♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ♪
12
00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:36,236
♪ It's all right ♪
13
00:00:36,336 --> 00:00:39,106
♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪
14
00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:55,789
♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪
15
00:00:55,923 --> 00:00:58,692
♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ♪
16
00:00:58,792 --> 00:01:03,197
♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
17
00:01:14,107 --> 00:01:15,576
Aah.
18
00:01:16,510 --> 00:01:18,979
I've finally figured out the
best thing about high school.
19
00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:22,382
After graduation, you
don't have to come back.
20
00:01:23,383 --> 00:01:26,119
Do you guys ever wonder
where we'll be a year from now?
21
00:01:26,220 --> 00:01:27,988
Hopefully I'll be at college,
22
00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:29,756
living in
a sorority house.
23
00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:32,793
Good idea, Preppie.
I'll move in with you.
24
00:01:32,926 --> 00:01:35,596
Yeah, and our roommates
will be Tanya, Lola,
25
00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,397
and Heather.
26
00:01:38,265 --> 00:01:39,700
I can see it now.
27
00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,202
Yo, come hither, Heather.
28
00:01:44,037 --> 00:01:45,739
I can see
the movie now.
29
00:01:45,839 --> 00:01:47,674
"Pigs Go To College."
30
00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,510
Hey, guys.
31
00:01:49,610 --> 00:01:50,644
What's up?
32
00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:52,079
What's in the box?
33
00:01:52,179 --> 00:01:53,447
A gift for Lisa.
34
00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,148
This is our last year
in school together
35
00:01:55,249 --> 00:01:57,351
and I'm going to win her
heart if it's the last thing I do.
36
00:01:57,484 --> 00:01:58,986
Face it,
Little Screech.
37
00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:00,854
It's never
going to happen.
38
00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:04,424
Did you know your Adam's apple
shakes when you're judgmental?
39
00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:08,629
You've been after Lisa
since you were kids.
40
00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:11,632
She's always turned
you down. Give it up.
41
00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:12,966
What are you saying?
42
00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,434
Lisa's not interested.
43
00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:16,926
Au contraire,
my perky pal.
44
00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:20,440
She's just been playing
hard to get for the last...
45
00:02:20,607 --> 00:02:21,942
10 years.
46
00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:25,746
She's not playing.
She doesn't like you.
47
00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:27,080
Lay off.
48
00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:30,017
If you like Lisa,
go for it.
49
00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:31,685
Thanks, buddy.
50
00:02:31,785 --> 00:02:33,820
Guess what?
51
00:02:33,865 --> 00:02:35,267
I can't wait
till you guess.
52
00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:37,457
- You love me?
- Never.
53
00:02:37,724 --> 00:02:39,660
I got the interview.
54
00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,095
With the recruiter from
the Fashion Institute?
55
00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:43,997
That's wonderful.
56
00:02:44,064 --> 00:02:45,966
You guys,
this is my dream.
57
00:02:46,066 --> 00:02:48,035
I've got to impress
that recruiter,
58
00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,203
do something that
really makes me stand out.
59
00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:53,073
Wear your underwear
outside your clothes.
60
00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,676
That's how Dad got Mom.
61
00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:58,946
How about
a fashion show?
62
00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:02,549
A fashion show's
a good idea.
63
00:03:02,683 --> 00:03:04,785
How can I do it
on short notice?
64
00:03:04,918 --> 00:03:06,386
Easy.
We'll all help you.
65
00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:07,888
I'd love to model.
66
00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,324
And I love
watching hot women.
67
00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:13,360
He did it.
He said the "w" word.
68
00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:15,028
Slater said women,
69
00:03:15,162 --> 00:03:17,764
not chick, not babe,
not girlie-girl.
70
00:03:17,831 --> 00:03:20,367
Women! It's a miracle!
71
00:03:22,936 --> 00:03:24,171
Sorry, guys.
72
00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:25,606
You were saying?
73
00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:28,442
This means
so much to me.
74
00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,979
If you'd help me, I'd be
your friend for life.
75
00:03:32,079 --> 00:03:35,148
We'll meet in the Home-Ec
room after school.
76
00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:37,451
You guys
are the greatest.
77
00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,852
Hey,
congratulations.
78
00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,220
Thank you.
79
00:03:40,420 --> 00:03:43,957
Lisa, accept this gift as
a token of my affection.
80
00:03:44,091 --> 00:03:46,660
Is it something that
was born or hatched?
81
00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,196
No. Go ahead.
Open it.
82
00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,001
This is for me?
83
00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:56,703
It's beautiful.
84
00:03:58,872 --> 00:04:00,474
It's real gold!
85
00:04:00,674 --> 00:04:02,509
Why did you spend
all this money?
86
00:04:02,609 --> 00:04:03,877
I didn't.
87
00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:06,413
My aunt Mabel died
and left it to me.
88
00:04:06,613 --> 00:04:08,115
Open it.
89
00:04:11,752 --> 00:04:14,321
I'll be hanging around
your neck forever.
90
00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:15,889
Oh, joy.
91
00:04:15,989 --> 00:04:17,424
Oh, bliss.
92
00:04:19,326 --> 00:04:20,927
Everyone, listen up.
93
00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,630
You two help Lisa
sew all the clothes.
94
00:04:23,830 --> 00:04:25,732
Why don't you guys sew?
95
00:04:25,832 --> 00:04:29,136
We'll be finding a
place to have the show,
96
00:04:29,236 --> 00:04:32,773
setting up the lights,
building a stage, et cetera.
97
00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,275
I don't like
that et cetera.
98
00:04:35,375 --> 00:04:37,678
It's when we
interview the models.
99
00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:39,546
Et cetera.
100
00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,783
I could be a model.
101
00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:44,184
Watch.
102
00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:48,388
He is not
modeling in my show.
103
00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,557
We'll figure out
something later.
104
00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:52,793
I'm worried.
105
00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,895
What if my designs
aren't good enough?
106
00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:57,030
My college career
depends on this.
107
00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:59,099
Your stuff's the greatest.
Everyone knows that.
108
00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:01,101
Right. You're a
terrific designer.
109
00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:03,870
And you have the most
beautiful hands in America.
110
00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:06,773
I have 16 of your
broken nails at home.
111
00:05:09,676 --> 00:05:11,044
Hey, Zack, I've got it --
112
00:05:11,178 --> 00:05:12,946
what I can do
for Lisa's show.
113
00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,682
Sorry, Screech. There's
no room for a burper.
114
00:05:15,782 --> 00:05:19,219
No. I can be
the fashion commentator.
115
00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:20,821
Watch.
116
00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:22,289
Say, Mr. Belding,
117
00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:23,857
that's a great suit
you're wearing.
118
00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:25,826
Thanks, Screech.
I think so, too.
119
00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:28,995
Mr. Belding, wearing a suit
popular 5 short years ago,
120
00:05:29,096 --> 00:05:32,799
has lapels that provide a
hiding spot for used dental floss.
121
00:05:32,899 --> 00:05:34,601
Screech, get outta here.
122
00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:37,404
I can't. I go to
school here. Sheesh!
123
00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:41,208
Well, that was
sorta good, but...
124
00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,476
Not really.
125
00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:43,877
Well, then you write
what I say.
126
00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:46,279
But please let me be part
of Lisa's big moment.
127
00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,281
Look, I'll ask Lisa, OK?
128
00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:50,717
Great. I'm thanking you
in advance.
129
00:05:50,817 --> 00:05:52,152
Thanks!
130
00:05:55,122 --> 00:05:56,857
Oh, Lisa,
guess what.
131
00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:59,893
You can have a show at the Max.
132
00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:02,062
Zack, you're amazing.
133
00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:05,899
But there's one other little
teensy-weensy minor detail.
134
00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:07,768
Well?
135
00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,303
Screech wants to do
the commentary.
136
00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:12,706
I want
a million dollars. So?
137
00:06:12,806 --> 00:06:14,374
Come on.
138
00:06:14,508 --> 00:06:15,742
He wants to help.
139
00:06:15,842 --> 00:06:19,045
No one would describe
your designs with more love.
140
00:06:19,579 --> 00:06:20,714
You're right.
141
00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,015
But no.
142
00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:24,451
Lisa, give him a chance.
143
00:06:24,584 --> 00:06:26,620
I'm writing everything
he's going to say.
144
00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:27,721
Trust me.
145
00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:30,690
You I trust. It's him
I'm worried about.
146
00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:31,992
Please.
147
00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:34,127
Oh, OK.
148
00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:42,435
Are you ready, Zack?
149
00:06:44,337 --> 00:06:45,672
Ta-da.
150
00:06:48,275 --> 00:06:50,177
Now, you look incredible.
151
00:06:50,277 --> 00:06:51,378
Yeah?
152
00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:54,114
Well, these clothes
are very nice.
153
00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:55,715
One last touch.
154
00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:57,951
Try this on.
155
00:06:58,051 --> 00:06:59,119
O.K.
156
00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:00,253
How's that?
157
00:07:00,353 --> 00:07:01,454
Turn around.
158
00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:03,557
Mmm, you are
looking smooth.
159
00:07:03,690 --> 00:07:06,326
Well, I hope
you take Visa, Lisa,
160
00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,228
because I'm wearing
this stuff home.
161
00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:10,030
Don't get it dirty.
162
00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:13,133
I may design,
but I don't do laundry.
163
00:07:13,453 --> 00:07:15,288
You're going
to be famous one day.
164
00:07:16,069 --> 00:07:17,871
Promise not
to forget us?
165
00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:19,873
I could never forget you.
166
00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,943
I wouldn't be doing this
without you.
167
00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:24,211
No problem.
168
00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:25,512
I'm having fun.
169
00:07:25,612 --> 00:07:26,880
Me, too.
170
00:07:28,582 --> 00:07:29,983
- Zack.
- Hmm?
171
00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,651
Thanks for everything.
172
00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:33,153
I really mean it.
173
00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:36,356
- Good night.
- Good night.
174
00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:42,963
Good night, Lisa.
175
00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:50,971
Good night, Zack.
176
00:07:58,044 --> 00:08:00,680
You kissed Zack?
That's unbelievable!
177
00:08:00,780 --> 00:08:02,949
We kissed each other.
178
00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,517
It just happened.
179
00:08:04,618 --> 00:08:07,621
A big fat pimple in the
middle your forehead
180
00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:09,856
on prom night
just happens.
181
00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,959
Kisses require planning.
182
00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:14,961
Aah!
183
00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,196
What's wrong?
184
00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,732
I just sewed my thumb
to the zipper.
185
00:08:19,232 --> 00:08:21,801
Whatever you do, don't
bleed on the fabric.
186
00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:24,771
Oh, thanks
for your concern.
187
00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:26,339
What happened
to Kelly?
188
00:08:26,439 --> 00:08:28,942
She's trying on the dress
you just finished sewing.
189
00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:36,750
"Halloween, Part 7:
The Fashion Disaster."
190
00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:39,085
Did you even follow
the pattern?
191
00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:41,388
Oh, fine. Blame
the seamstress.
192
00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,023
Get me out of this.
193
00:08:43,123 --> 00:08:44,991
Let me help you.
194
00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:49,996
Well, Lisa, aren't you going to tell
Kelly about your romantic evening?
195
00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,265
What romantic evening?
196
00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,267
Guess who she kissed?
197
00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,002
Tom Cruise?
198
00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:57,537
Cold.
199
00:08:57,637 --> 00:08:59,105
Max Nerdstrom?
200
00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,640
Eeuyuu! Gross.
201
00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:03,076
I wouldn't even kiss
him with your lips.
202
00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,111
Well, then who?
203
00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:08,415
Zack. Right smack on the lips.
204
00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:10,016
You did?
205
00:09:10,116 --> 00:09:11,384
Mm-hmm!
206
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:15,088
Do you mind if I talk
about my own kisses?
207
00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,791
You never wore
the gossip crown?
208
00:09:17,924 --> 00:09:19,926
Zack was
coming on to you?
209
00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:22,329
It wasn't like that
at all.
210
00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:24,631
It was sweet.
211
00:09:29,669 --> 00:09:31,638
You mean you wanted him
to kiss you?
212
00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,373
No. Yes.
213
00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:34,741
I don't know.
214
00:09:34,841 --> 00:09:38,011
It happened,
and I liked it.
215
00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,879
I'm happy for you.
216
00:09:40,013 --> 00:09:42,282
I bet you would
make a cute couple.
217
00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,819
Except I wonder if it
meant anything to Zack.
218
00:09:45,952 --> 00:09:47,754
Why not ask him?
219
00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:49,356
I think I will.
220
00:09:49,489 --> 00:09:52,993
Good. First get my arm
out. It's falling asleep.
221
00:09:53,093 --> 00:09:55,462
Jessie,
hand me the scissors.
222
00:09:56,463 --> 00:09:59,799
I can't. I just sewed my
sleeve to this stupid machine.
223
00:10:02,836 --> 00:10:05,672
Remember, when you get
to the end of the runway,
224
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:08,041
smile like this.
225
00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,343
All right?
226
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,712
How do you know so much
about fashion shows?
227
00:10:12,846 --> 00:10:15,281
A fashion show is
guys watching girls.
228
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,950
I'm an expert.
229
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,619
She's here!
She's here!
230
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,388
The recruiter
from F.I.T. is here.
231
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,023
Sitting
with Mr. Belding.
232
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,758
Boy, she's well-dressed!
233
00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:26,960
Here we go.
It's almost showtime.
234
00:10:27,060 --> 00:10:28,495
All right.
235
00:10:28,995 --> 00:10:30,597
What if she hates it,
236
00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:33,833
thinks my designs are
boring or color's too drab?
237
00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:35,101
I'll die.
238
00:10:35,235 --> 00:10:36,803
Lisa, relax.
239
00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:39,506
But, Zack, so much is riding on this.
240
00:10:39,606 --> 00:10:43,209
All my life I've dreamed
of going to F.I.T.
241
00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:45,345
Just believe in yourself.
242
00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:47,814
You're right.
243
00:10:47,914 --> 00:10:49,082
OK.
244
00:10:49,182 --> 00:10:52,419
I believe in myself.
I believe in myself.
245
00:10:53,753 --> 00:10:56,389
But what if she doesn't
believe in myself?
246
00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:57,657
Me.
247
00:10:57,757 --> 00:11:00,427
What if I used polka dots
when I should've used plaids?
248
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:03,730
You'll do fine.
Let's get out there.
249
00:11:05,065 --> 00:11:06,399
Way to go, Lis!
250
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:09,169
Oh, Lisa...
251
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,471
Wait. Um...
252
00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,543
About last night...
253
00:11:18,711 --> 00:11:20,280
You mean the kiss?
254
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,749
Yeah. Um...
255
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:24,751
I don't know
what to say.
256
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,286
It was...
257
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:27,954
It was... nice.
258
00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:31,057
I thought so, too.
259
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,328
Look, thanks for all
your help on the show.
260
00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,530
I really appreciate it.
261
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,166
I love working for you.
262
00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,668
Thanks.
263
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,904
Good luck.
264
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:11,931
Welcome to the first
Lisa Turtle Fashion Show.
265
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:14,701
I'd like to introduce the
hottest designer of the nineties --
266
00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,369
Lisa.
267
00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,208
Thank you, Zack.
268
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,277
Thank you for being here.
269
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,679
I especially
want to thank Ms. Parks
270
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:29,682
from the Fashion Institute
in New York.
271
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:34,387
I hope you like
what you see.
272
00:12:34,687 --> 00:12:37,257
Now, let our commentator
take over --
273
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,293
Mr. Samuel "Screech" Powers.
274
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:47,600
Lisa, you truly are the
master of double stitching
275
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,536
and double-crossing.
276
00:12:58,111 --> 00:12:59,779
Aren't these ladies lovely?
277
00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,782
The delightful, durable frocks
modeled by Jessie and Kelly,
278
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,984
who'd never treat
their men like dirt,
279
00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,020
is pure Belgian wool,
280
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:10,323
which lovely Lisa has
been yanking over my eyes.
281
00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,226
Thank you, girls.
Lovely.
282
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,796
Interesting sense
of humor, that boy.
283
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,235
Next, for the high school
senior with a sporty flair,
284
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:26,439
Lisa has created a rugged
yet scholastic look.
285
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:28,208
I hate it.
286
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:29,576
Hey.
287
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:31,878
What is he doing?
He's ruining my show.
288
00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:33,980
I don't know. I didn't
write that stuff.
289
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,550
The pants are denim,
the shirt is corduroy,
290
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:41,087
and the boots, which Lisa
uses to stomp over my heart,
291
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:43,289
are the finest
Italian leather.
292
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:46,292
Isn't he just
the wittiest kid?
293
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,262
Thank you, A.C.
You're a good man,
294
00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:52,131
unlike this creep in a
stunning wool blazer.
295
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,968
Are you crazy?
Read the cards.
296
00:13:55,301 --> 00:13:58,137
Model Zack Morris is
wearing the perfect outfit
297
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,640
for stabbing your
best friend in the back.
298
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,576
Thank you, Zack, for
destroying my life.
299
00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,578
I'm out of here.
300
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,651
Well, uh...
301
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:14,087
Why don't I pick up
where Screech left off?
302
00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,056
Zack Morris
is modeling, uh...
303
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,524
Uh...
304
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,561
A very nice
pair of pants.
305
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,764
Long pants.
306
00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:26,899
Oh, and they are lovely.
307
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,968
- Handsome.
- Handsome.
308
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,638
And--and--and tan?
309
00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:32,905
Tan.
310
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:36,009
And a very manly tan
they are, too, Zack.
311
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:49,155
I can't believe he
did this. I'll kill him.
312
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,991
Hey, that's no way
to resolve this problem.
313
00:14:52,091 --> 00:14:53,993
I'll kill him for you.
314
00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,229
What am I,
mashed potatoes?
315
00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:58,131
I want to
kill him, too.
316
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,433
I'm sorry, Lisa.
317
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,035
Lisa.
318
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,004
That was quite
an interesting show.
319
00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:07,940
I am so embarrassed,
Ms. Parks.
320
00:15:08,041 --> 00:15:09,509
Can I have
another chance?
321
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,644
There's no time
for another show.
322
00:15:11,778 --> 00:15:14,280
I'm driving Ms. Parks
straight to the airport.
323
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:16,316
That bad?
324
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,785
Well, the show was unusual,
325
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,888
but I know fashion talent
when I see it,
326
00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:24,357
and I am recommending you
327
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,827
for admission to F.I.T.
328
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,662
Lisa, that's great!
329
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,230
You do?
330
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:33,800
You mean I got in?
331
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,735
Girl,
you are too much.
332
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,970
I mean,
thank you, ma'am.
333
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:39,906
Congratulations, Lisa.
334
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,442
I am so proud,
I could cry,
335
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:45,011
boy, I just love
these kids.
336
00:15:45,144 --> 00:15:48,014
Once they voted me
Principal of the Year.
337
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:51,684
I'll tell you more
about it in my car.
338
00:15:51,818 --> 00:15:53,252
Taxi!
339
00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,690
Lisa, you'd better
look at this.
340
00:15:57,857 --> 00:15:59,992
I found it by the door.
341
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:08,768
"To Lisa, the one and only
love of my life.
342
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:10,737
"I kiss the ground
you walk on
343
00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:13,339
and hope one day
I can kiss you, too."
344
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,477
"Love, Screech."
345
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:21,981
Oh, no.
346
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,916
I better
go find him.
347
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:32,291
Screech,
I want to talk.
348
00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:33,726
Go away.
349
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,496
Look, I owe you
an explanation.
350
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:38,865
Isn't there anything
I can do?
351
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,367
Yeah. Run head-first
into that wall.
352
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,202
I know
I deserve that.
353
00:16:43,302 --> 00:16:45,371
We're best friends.
Let's talk.
354
00:16:45,471 --> 00:16:48,508
You would have told me
you like Lisa.
355
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,343
I didn't know
what happened.
356
00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:53,279
Lisa's got
a real doofus now.
357
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,047
Can't we
work this out?
358
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,683
You stole my girl,
Mr. Bimbo.
359
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:59,986
Now I'm going
to make you pay.
360
00:17:00,253 --> 00:17:02,855
All right.
What should I do?
361
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,157
Fight for her.
362
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,626
Meet me after school
by the willow trees.
363
00:17:07,593 --> 00:17:09,562
There are
no willow trees.
364
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,933
Meet me by the
oak trees at 3:00.
365
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,468
I'd fight you now,
366
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,870
but I want you
to live in fear.
367
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,743
Poor little Screech.
I feel sorry for him.
368
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,678
You won't
really fight him.
369
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:26,946
Of course not.
370
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,848
You'd better
think of something.
371
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,851
Screech is ready
to beat on your bones.
372
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:46,466
Hi.
373
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,968
Hi. Did you
find Screech?
374
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,736
Yeah, I did.
375
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:53,072
He's, uh, really upset.
376
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,541
What happened?
377
00:17:55,641 --> 00:17:58,578
He wants to break me
in 2 million pieces
378
00:17:58,678 --> 00:18:01,180
and sell me
as a jigsaw puzzle.
379
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,751
Oh, no. What are we
going to do now?
380
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,553
I'm not sure.
381
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,723
I guess that kiss
really shook him up.
382
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:14,060
Yeah, well, Zack...
383
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,896
That kiss really
shook me up, too.
384
00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:19,732
In fact...
385
00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:22,134
it scared me a little.
386
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,138
I never planned
for this to happen.
387
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,175
It wasn't in my
date book, either.
388
00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:32,879
I don't know what's
happening between us, Lisa,
389
00:18:32,979 --> 00:18:34,747
but it feels good
inside.
390
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,316
It sure does.
391
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:42,288
First I got to solve
my problem with Screech.
392
00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:43,756
Yeah.
393
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,525
Hey. There you are, Morris.
394
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:48,327
The school's betting on
your fight with Screech.
395
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,129
Oh. Terrific.
396
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:53,699
You mean somebody's actually
betting that Screech might win?
397
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,002
Wake up and smell the Bosco.
398
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:58,471
We're betting on how
many teeth he loses.
399
00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:01,240
I picked seven,
so go easy on him.
400
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,880
[bell rings]
401
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:13,686
Morris.
402
00:19:13,786 --> 00:19:15,755
You've got an
appointment with fate,
403
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,690
and fate's
got curly hair.
404
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:20,660
Can't we work this out
another way?
405
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,929
Oh. You're chickening out.
406
00:19:23,062 --> 00:19:26,532
That yellow streak extends
from your hair down your back.
407
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,602
Screech, fighting
never solves anything.
408
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:32,939
Ho... wa! Wa!
409
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,075
Stay out of this, Slater.
It's not your fight.
410
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:37,977
I wouldn't want to have
to hurt you, too.
411
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:42,481
Wa! Wa! Ha ha wa! Wa!
412
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,084
I'm not going
near that loon.
413
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,888
Ha! Ah...
414
00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:52,024
Screech, please.
I don't want to fight you.
415
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:55,728
So, you're not only
chicken, you're scared, too.
416
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,399
Don't do that.
417
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,435
Come on, wimp.
Fight.
418
00:20:05,237 --> 00:20:08,274
Look, I'm sorry
I hurt you, all right?
419
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,110
Sorry? You're sorry?
420
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,180
You were my
best friend, Zack.
421
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:17,316
You could have had
any other girl in school.
422
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,719
Why Lisa?
423
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:22,421
Why did you have
to steal my dream?
424
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,590
I hate you.
425
00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:32,198
If it bothers you,
I won't date Lisa.
426
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:33,799
What?
427
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:36,035
You really mean it?
428
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:37,570
Sure.
429
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,271
Fine.
Don't date her.
430
00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:42,842
Oh, that is it.
This boy's life is over.
431
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:50,983
Screech, you have no right
interfering in my life.
432
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:53,486
But I love you.
433
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,625
I know.
434
00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:02,461
But it's time
to get over me.
435
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,431
Screech, you're
not my boyfriend.
436
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,433
You never were.
437
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,303
Now, Zack likes me.
438
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,509
And I like him, too.
439
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:22,314
Zack, would you really
give Lisa up for me?
440
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,017
Yeah. I wouldn't
want to hurt you.
441
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,318
Really?
442
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:27,520
Yeah.
443
00:21:27,557 --> 00:21:28,558
Really?
444
00:21:28,619 --> 00:21:29,787
Really.
445
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,627
Well, Lisa,
I... I guess you're right.
446
00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:36,562
I guess it is time
to let you go.
447
00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:39,165
You weren't mine
to begin with.
448
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:42,768
You were my first love, Lisa.
449
00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,871
I'll never forget you.
450
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:53,646
I'll never forget you,
either, Screech.
451
00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:57,216
Thanks, Screech.
Friends?
452
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,418
Aw, shucks. Friends.
453
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:07,560
Go ahead and take her.
454
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:11,497
But treat her well,
or I'll come after you.
455
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:22,308
Screech, that was a very
noble thing you just did.
456
00:22:23,375 --> 00:22:25,945
Losing your first love
is never easy.
457
00:22:26,145 --> 00:22:27,613
That's true.
458
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,950
But I've learned it's...
time to move on.
459
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,352
I'm sure there's
someone for you.
460
00:22:33,452 --> 00:22:37,156
When you find her, don't
take no for an answer.
461
00:22:37,256 --> 00:22:38,624
You're right.
462
00:22:38,824 --> 00:22:43,062
Jessie, have I ever told you how
much I adore your Adam's apple?
29450
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof