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[bell rings]
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♪ When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate
all my homework last night ♪
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♪ Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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Hi there. We've never met.
I'm Zack.
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I'm Robin. I just moved
here from Beverly Hills.
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Oh, really? Well my
lucky number is 90210.
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Tres clever.
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Why don't I give you a tour of
the neighborhood after school?
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And what kind of car do you
plan on towing me around in?
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It's a '66 mustang convertible.
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It's a real classic.
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"Classic," another word for old.
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Trade up, then call me. Ciao.
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[bell rings]
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Hello, class.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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You might wonder why I'm
teaching communications this term.
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Slater, go ahead, tell everyone.
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I have no idea, sir.
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I'm teaching communications
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because being a school
principal is about communication.
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Oh, I thought it was about
sleeping in your office all day.
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Very funny.
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Now, for this
year's class project,
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we'll be creating a show
for cable access television.
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We should do a show
kids can relate to.
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Like "Gilligan's Island:
The Next Generation."
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Ooh! Can I play the professor?
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Or the today show for teenagers.
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Sir, sir, I happen
to have a great idea.
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OK, we're on the
air in one minute.
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Robin, can I take you out
to dinner after the show?
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Where do you plan on
taking me, handsome?
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How about the Max for a
couple of burgers, beautiful?
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Burgers? I don't think so.
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Try me when you have a
craving for something expensive.
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Hey, they got
cheeseburgers, too!
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[theme music plays]
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Oh, guys! Get ready.
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We're on in 5... 4... 3... 2...
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Good morning, Palisades,
Malibu, and Santa Monica.
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I'm Zack Morris.
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And I'm Lisa Turtle.
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We've got an
exciting show today.
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First, Jessie Spano,
our roving reporter,
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meets Bayside's principal,
Mr. Belding, in a relaxed interview.
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I guess now's our chance to
find out what makes him so boring.
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Let's go live to
Jessie Spano. Jessie?
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Good morning. I'm here
with Principal Richard Belding.
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Who is this warm, kind man?
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What are his thoughts,
fears, hobbies, favorite songs?
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Mr. Belding, tell our students,
parents, and neighbors...
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What happened to that
$500 petty cash discrepancy
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discovered by the school board?
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What?
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Don't play dumb with
me. Where's the cash?
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I'm sure there's an explanation.
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It was just a petty cash error.
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That's not a petty BMW
you're driving these days.
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Huh? Huh?
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I thought we were going to
talk about Pokey, my pet Turtle.
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There you have it, America.
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Judge for yourself.
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Back to you, Zack and Lisa.
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Thanks, Jessie, for your
report on crooks in high places.
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Now for our local weather
forecast with Kelly Kapowski.
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Thank you.
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Leave your miniskirts
at home, girls,
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because winter winds are here.
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Cut it.
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Cut it!
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But tomorrow you can
slip back in your bikinis
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because we'll have
sunshine at all local beaches.
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But don't stay at
the beach too long,
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because there's a 50%
chance of rain tomorrow.
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Mmm. Something
smells awfully good, Lisa.
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Thank you. It's my new
perfume from France, Eiffel Power.
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No, I'm talking about something
from Chef Screech's kitchen.
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Thank you, anchorpersons.
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[crying]
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And now, my assistant
will add the onions.
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Add the onions.
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I'll be happy to.
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Stir briskly. Those muscles
should be good for something.
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Stirring, Screech-a-Mia.
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We are ready for
the secret ingredients.
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Ah. Ba-da-bing ba-da-boom.
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And there we have Chef
Screech's super spaghetti sauce.
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Wow! That's Italian.
Mmm. This is good.
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Hey, guys. Try some.
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You go first.
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If it doesn't kill
you, then I'll try it.
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Boy, that's incredible.
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I've never tasted
anything so good. Really.
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I don't believe it!
This is wonderful!
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And low in fat and cholesterol.
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You guys, come here.
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So, Preppie, how many chicks
have asked for your autograph?
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Oh, man, so many I lost count.
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Heh. No one's asked
you either, huh?
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Mm. Only my mother.
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Hi. I'm Veronica.
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I saw your show last week.
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Oh, it was nothing.
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But we're glad to sign
autographs or give out numbers.
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Sure.
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Would you introduce
me to Screech?
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What?
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Sorry, girls. See you later.
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I must have signed a hundred
autographs. How about you?
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- Tons and tons.
- Oh, lots.
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More fan mail, Chef Screech.
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Take it fast. It's heavy.
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Can you believe this fuss
over my grandmother's sauce?
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They all want to buy it.
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That's crazy.
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Crazy, but it gives me an idea.
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I'm with you, Preppie.
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If we can't be famous,
we can be rich!
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Slater, we're going into the
spaghetti sauce business.
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Screech, we're going
to be millionaires, man.
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Chloe, I just found a
nerd with great E.P. --
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earning power.
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Hi, Screech.
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Uh, hi, Robin.
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I'll get to the point, cutie.
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I'm going to let
you buy me lunch.
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Gee, thanks.
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Hurry up, before
Belding sees us.
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Check out the three little pigs.
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Guys, you're eating our profits.
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[all]
Sorry!
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Why would anyone
buy sauce in these?
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Anyone can put sauce in jars.
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Using flasks makes a statement.
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We're saying our
sauce is special, unique.
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Besides, we got them free
from the chemistry lab.
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Lisa, got the labels?
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Right here. Ran off
a thousand of them.
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Flasks, printing, tomatoes--
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aren't we going
to get in trouble?
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Kelly, all these things
are for student use, right?
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Well, we're students,
so we're using them.
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You really believe
that, don't you, Zack?
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Sorry I'm late, guys.
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My lunch date went
longer than expected.
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Ooh. Who's the lucky girl?
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A babe from our TV class.
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Does the name Robin ring a bell?
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Isn't that the same girl
that turned you two down?
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Face it. I have
something you don't have --
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lover's lips.
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OK.
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Come on, it's sauce time.
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Everybody knows
what to do, right?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- OK.
- Got it?
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Got it. Screech, hit the switch.
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Here we go.
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Pouring the sauce.
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Funneling the sauce.
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Wiping the sauce.
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Corking the sauce.
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Labeling the sauce.
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Packing the...
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Hey, you know...
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I really look like
Doogie Howser.
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Screech, pay attention!
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Slater, I need a
rag to clean up.
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Lisa!
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Make that two rags.
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Screech, get back there!
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Screech, just clean it later.
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We're backing up here. Hurry up.
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This is dumb.
I'll just turn it off.
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Screech's spaghetti
sauce commercial, take one.
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In 5... 4... 3... 2...
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♪ O sole mio ♪
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♪ O sole-- ♪
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Buona sera, mama.
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What's-a for supper?
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What's-a matter for you?
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I clean-a your house,
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I raise your kids, and all you
can say is, "what's for supper?"
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I'm sorry, mi amore.
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I miss you so much today.
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So, what's-a for supper?
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Chop-a suey, what do you think?
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Spaghetti. Shut up-a
your face and call your kids.
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Bambini, papa's home.
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Hello, papa.
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Welcome home-a, papa.
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So, where's your lazy
brother Mario, huh?
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- Eh.
- Eh.
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Yo, papa. Yo, mama.
What's-a for supper, eh?
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What's-a matter for
you, you got no manners?
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Show your mama some respect.
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Sit down so we can eat.
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Mangia, mangia!
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Mama, spaghetti sauce?
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I just remembered,
I'm on a diet.
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Me, too.
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I'm sorry, mama.
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No disrespect, but
your spaghetti sauce...
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Well, it stinks, capisce?
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Hey!
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Hey!
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[doorbell rings]
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Hey, we're saved by the bell.
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My boys, you have-a
your supper yet?
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Would you happen to have some of
your world-famous spaghetti sauce?
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I'm-a never leave
home without it.
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Dinner, she's-a saved.
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You know, Uncle Screech,
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you really have to
teach your sister...
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Oh, my lovely wife,
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to make this spectacular sauce.
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I'm-a sorry, but no.
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The sauce you can have,
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but the secret, she's-a mine.
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Screech's Secret Sauce is
available at the Max or by calling...
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Get your secret sauce here.
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Your pasta's naked without it.
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Come and get it.
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And now, the macaroni mamas.
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Hit it, girls!
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If you're eating tortellini,
ravioli, or linguini,
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make sure that it
tastes real boss,
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pick up Screech's secret sauce!
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All right. Get it while it
lasts, only 3 bucks a bottle.
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Mama Mia, papa pia,
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buy two, and
the third is free-a!
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Look! It's Screech!
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Will you autograph
my bottle of sauce?
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Sure, I--
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come on, Screechie-poo.
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Baby's hungry.
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- Screechie-poo?
- Screechie-poo?
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00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,184
May I get you a menu?
253
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,987
No. I'll have the
lobster thermidor.
254
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:44,123
We have a great tuna melt.
255
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,826
They have what I want next door.
256
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,262
Give her the money,
Screechie-kins.
257
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,831
Here's 40 bucks.
258
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:54,334
I'll have the lobster
thermometer, too.
259
00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:59,138
Darling, I have
a present for you.
260
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,407
It's the watch you wanted.
261
00:14:01,507 --> 00:14:03,977
Oh, you shouldn't have.
262
00:14:04,184 --> 00:14:05,819
That's not what
you said yesterday.
263
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:08,281
- You said "Screech, buy me--"
- What else did you get me?
264
00:14:08,408 --> 00:14:09,775
Well, nothing.
265
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:14,220
But, pookie, I can't wear this
without the matching necklace.
266
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,891
I'm really worried
about Screech.
267
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,461
Robin's only interested
in him for his money.
268
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:22,962
He's got her a watch.
269
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,398
A watch? Was it a nice watch?
270
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,936
Zack, you have to tell
Screech that Robin's using him.
271
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,171
I'll have a talk with him.
272
00:14:32,305 --> 00:14:33,673
Well, see you guys later.
273
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,042
I have to get
Screechie-poo's lobster.
274
00:14:38,945 --> 00:14:41,114
Screech, we got
to talk about Robin.
275
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,883
She's the best thing
that's happened to me.
276
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:46,819
Printing, produce,
chemistry supplies.
277
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,955
This stuff wasn't in my budget.
278
00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:50,390
Hi, guys.
279
00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:53,159
I've heard good things
about that spaghetti sauce.
280
00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,494
I'll buy some.
281
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:58,364
We couldn't charge you
for all you've done for us.
282
00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,233
Here you go.
283
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,101
Well, hey.
284
00:15:02,168 --> 00:15:03,703
That's really nice of you.
285
00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:06,739
Mrs. B will be thrilled.
She loves your commercial.
286
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,274
"The sauce you can have,
287
00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,576
but the secret, she's-a mine."
288
00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:14,314
Screech, we still need
to talk about Robin.
289
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:18,685
Excuse me, but aren't
you Samuel Powers?
290
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,386
Another adoring fan.
291
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,922
I represent the Betsy
Crocker company.
292
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:24,390
We've sampled your sauce.
293
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:26,292
Excuse me, excuse me.
294
00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:29,996
I'm Zack Morris,
Mr. Powers' business manager.
295
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,531
See, I know why you're here.
296
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,900
If you want Screech's
recipe in your cookbook,
297
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,134
it's going to cost you.
298
00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:37,637
No. It's going to cost you.
299
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:41,007
We've had that recipe in our
cookbook for over 20 years.
300
00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:43,009
Stop selling our sauce,
301
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,644
or we'll sue you.
302
00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,312
It's been a pleasure.
303
00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,581
Uh...
304
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,118
Screech,
305
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:55,388
did your grandmother get her recipe
from the Betsy Crocker cookbook?
306
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,490
Of course. That's
why it's so good.
307
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,926
Grandma was a lousy cook.
308
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:07,867
I can't believe it's
from a cookbook.
309
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:11,604
Well, it is Screech. We're
the idiots for not asking.
310
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,773
We were doing so well.
311
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,808
I'm going to kill him.
312
00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:17,577
People like him don't die.
313
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,079
They live forever and bug you.
314
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:21,814
Hey, guys!
315
00:16:26,452 --> 00:16:28,588
I guess they're not
happy with me, huh?
316
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,289
I guess not, Screech.
317
00:16:30,356 --> 00:16:32,658
At least I've got Robin.
318
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:34,861
Oh, oh, Screech, about Robin...
319
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:39,232
There's no easy
way to say this, but...
320
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:41,401
Robin only likes
you for your money.
321
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,935
I can't believe it.
322
00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:46,372
My best friend is jealous 'cause I
got the girl who turned him down.
323
00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:47,974
Oh, no, that's not it.
324
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:50,810
You just can't handle the fact
that I'm a stud and you're a dud.
325
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,445
Hi, Screech.
326
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,081
Wait up, love kitten.
327
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,752
♪ Guess what I've got ♪
328
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,721
My necklace.
329
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:03,556
Oh, silver.
330
00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:06,292
I was sort of hoping
for the gold one.
331
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,361
I'll exchange it right away.
332
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:11,264
Oh, no! I still want this one.
333
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,733
I just want the other one, too.
334
00:17:13,976 --> 00:17:16,211
I'm worth it, aren't I?
335
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:18,371
Well, of course you are Robin, but...
336
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,306
Are you saying if I don't
buy this necklace for you,
337
00:17:20,406 --> 00:17:21,674
you won't go out with me?
338
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:23,075
Yes.
339
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,648
But only because I want
to look beautiful for you.
340
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,884
You deserve the
best money can buy.
341
00:17:32,718 --> 00:17:34,520
Well, that works for me.
342
00:17:38,624 --> 00:17:40,793
Look what I got Todd to buy me.
343
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,696
That's nothing. I got a
watch and a necklace,
344
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:45,598
and he's buying me more.
345
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:48,485
Wow! I've so much
to learn from you.
346
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:51,938
Darn. I forgot my
Uncle Fester wallet.
347
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:58,177
That dork Screech
actually thinks I like him.
348
00:17:58,277 --> 00:18:00,847
I wonder what I'll
make him buy me next.
349
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,757
We're not selling
any more sauce.
350
00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:13,726
Try the Betsy Crocker cookbook.
351
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,862
I hear they have a great recipe.
352
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,365
That's the 50th call today.
353
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:21,767
I wish we could sell
what we have left.
354
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:23,536
Face it. It's over.
355
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,638
That's not the only
thing that's over.
356
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,707
Zack, you were
right about Robin.
357
00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,242
She was just using me.
358
00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:30,676
I'm sorry, Screech.
359
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:31,978
You ok, buddy?
360
00:18:32,078 --> 00:18:36,315
I'm just glad I found out before I
tattooed her name on my forehead.
361
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,018
It's not a total loss.
362
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,087
We didn't get sued, and
we made a little money.
363
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:44,724
Morris!
364
00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:47,393
You must think I'm pretty dumb.
365
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,395
We're not the only ones.
366
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,732
Uh, what do you mean, sir?
367
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:56,569
I'm talking about
$1,500 in school supplies
368
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,338
you used to run your business.
369
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,375
Now I want the money
by the end of tomorrow,
370
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,677
or you're all suspended.
371
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,050
So we didn't make any money.
372
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,319
We'll have to pay
it out of the profits.
373
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,388
How much money
do we have, Screech?
374
00:19:16,355 --> 00:19:18,391
Oh, um, Zack...
375
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,527
I kind of spent some
of the profits on Robin.
376
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:25,731
Wait. How much is
"some of the profits"?
377
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,600
Oh, just, you know...
378
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:28,868
All of it.
379
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,570
All of it?
380
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,072
We still have our health, right?
381
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,207
We do.
382
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:37,677
Don't be too sure about yours.
383
00:19:39,912 --> 00:19:41,247
I'm sorry, guys.
384
00:19:41,407 --> 00:19:42,715
I wish I never met Robin.
385
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,017
I wish I never bought
her any of that stuff.
386
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:48,354
Well, I just thought of a
way to get Belding's money
387
00:19:48,446 --> 00:19:50,957
and get even with
Robin at the same time.
388
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:54,026
Thanks for inviting me for lunch.
389
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,195
By the way, did you
get me that necklace?
390
00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:57,697
No, I'm sorry.
391
00:19:57,797 --> 00:19:59,899
This business is
sucking the life out of me.
392
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,401
I haven't had time to
change my underwear.
393
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:04,437
Really.
394
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,507
I'm making more money
than I know what to do with.
395
00:20:08,774 --> 00:20:12,678
Oh, you poor, poor baby.
396
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,247
I'm pretty good with money.
397
00:20:15,331 --> 00:20:17,499
I could help you figure
out what to do with it.
398
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,552
Robin, you're the best.
399
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,687
That's why I want to
spend all my time with you.
400
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,423
And that's why I've decided
to sell the business.
401
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,158
Are you crazy?
402
00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:27,927
It's too much for me.
403
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,631
In fact, I'm meeting someone
who's interested in buying my recipe.
404
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:38,204
Here he is now.
405
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:43,643
Herr Screech, I'm
Wolfgang Von Schmidt.
406
00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,678
As I said on the phone,
407
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,481
I'm prepared to offer you $500.
408
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,116
Screech, we need more sauce.
409
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:51,817
We just got 100 more orders.
410
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:55,254
Sorry. I'm selling the
business to Herr Schmidt.
411
00:20:56,222 --> 00:20:58,224
You can't. It's a gold mine!
412
00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:00,993
You'll never worry
about money again.
413
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,695
My mind's made up.
414
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:05,598
As long as I have Robin,
I don't need money.
415
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,333
Don't be so sure.
416
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:09,735
Then we want to buy it.
417
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:13,029
You're going to
have to beat $500.
418
00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:14,807
All right. 600.
419
00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:16,208
- 700.
- 800.
420
00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:17,810
- 900!
- 950.
421
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,578
$1,000.
422
00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:22,448
Oh. What should I do?
423
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:25,651
Don't sell it to that
foreign creep. I'll buy it.
424
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,120
You're too pure and innocent.
425
00:21:28,354 --> 00:21:29,588
I couldn't put you through it.
426
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,490
Put me through it!
427
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,259
I'll give you $1,200.
428
00:21:33,359 --> 00:21:35,161
- 1,300.
- 1,400.
429
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:36,529
Uh, 2,000.
430
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,763
- Sold
- Sold!
431
00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:39,932
I'll have to ask for
the money now.
432
00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,534
No problema.
433
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:45,538
Oh. I only have 1,800
in my checking account.
434
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,940
I'll give you 1,850.
435
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,208
Wait a second!
436
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,243
Take back your
watch and necklace.
437
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:53,179
That should make
up the difference.
438
00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:55,614
Sold.
439
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:58,217
Screech's Secret Sauce is yours.
440
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,487
Here's the recipe.
441
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,157
Where are you going, my pet?
442
00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,892
I'm not your pet, you geek.
443
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:08,928
I'm going to be rich and famous!
444
00:22:09,028 --> 00:22:10,563
Later, losers.
445
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,167
All right!
446
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:17,436
Let's go cash the check!
447
00:22:17,703 --> 00:22:19,605
I want to get my
share right now.
448
00:22:19,705 --> 00:22:20,973
I have a date.
449
00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:22,308
With who?
450
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:24,043
With Robin's friend Chloe.
451
00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,378
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