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[bell rings]
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♪ When I wake up in the morning
and the alarm gives out a warning ♪
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♪ I don't think I'll ever
make it on time ♪
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♪ By the time I grab my books
and I give myself a look ♪
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♪ I'm at the corner just in time
to see the bus fly by ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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♪ If the teacher pops a test
I know I'm in a mess ♪
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♪ And my dog ate
all my homework last night ♪
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♪ Ridin' low on my chair,
she won't know that I'm there ♪
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♪ If I can hand it in tomorrow
it will be all right ♪
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♪ It's all right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm saved by the bell... ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right, 'cause I'm saved
by the-- ♪
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♪ It's all right,
'cause I'm saved by the bell ♪
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Zack, hey, hey.
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Shh shh shh!
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I have to begin today's
assembly on a sad note.
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Bayside's talent show
has been postponed.
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Aw! Aw! Aw!
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Our condolences to
ventriloquist Muffin Sangria
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whose dummy, Jo-Jo,
was eaten by termites.
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Ha ha!
Ha ha!
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This is serious.
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Why don't we start a fire with his
remains and toast marshmallows?
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Muffin, we're sorry
for your loss.
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Ha ha ha!
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No, I mean it.
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I-I'm serious.
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Zack, help.
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Uh!
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Uh, we're all sorry, Muffin.
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All right, everyone,
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this Friday's the city
championship game against Valley.
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Here's our
quarterback, A.C. Slater.
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A.C.! A.C.! A.C.!
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Thank you.
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To win, we need all
of you to support us.
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Our tackling dummy is broken,
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so all cute blondes are
welcome to come out and fill in.
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That's sexist.
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You know, she's right.
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All brunettes and
redheads are welcome, too.
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Tomorrow starts
student-teacher week,
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and Mr. Belding will now
announce the winners.
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Thank you, Jessie.
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Now, based on
their written essays,
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the following students have been
selected to be teachers for one week--
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Bill Jones for
Foreign Languages,
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Zarina Keby-nor Jallawari
Singh El Kemelaroudi --
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English,
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for History-- Oh!--
Kelly Kapowski.
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Me? I can't believe it!
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- I'm so happy!
- Me, too.
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I just got underwear that fits!
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For math, Al Pleskin,
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and finally, our student
gym teachers will be
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Lisa Turtle and Screech Powers.
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I'm so happy for you.
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I've always dreamed of this day.
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I can't wait.
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Our student-teachers will have
the same duties as other teachers
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and deserve the same respect.
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Well, hey, that should be easy.
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They never get any.
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You know, Zack, I was really
impressed with your essay.
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Why don't you share it with us?
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You're kidding, right?
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Ahem.
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"Why be a teacher when
you can be a principal?
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"It's the easiest job around.
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You don't do anything.
Ask Belding. The end."
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Zack, your wish has come true.
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You are our new
student-principal.
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Me? You mean I'll have
your job for a week?
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That's right, Mr. Morris.
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We're switching places.
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You are the principal,
and I am the student.
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Well, fine, Richard.
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Now move your car.
It's parked in my space.
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I didn't know you
want to teach, Kelly.
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You know, I've been thinking
about teaching a lot lately.
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Teachers help people.
They can make a difference.
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If you were my teacher,
I'd stay after school every day.
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You do that now.
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If I'm good at teaching,
I've found a career.
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I'm going to be
a good principal.
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I'll make Bayside
more interesting.
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Really? How?
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By, uh, enlarging the peepholes
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in the girls' locker room.
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[blows whistle]
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I'm Muscle Screech
from Muscle Beach,
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but starting tomorrow,
you can call me "Teach."
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Hey, buddy, why are
you teaching gym?
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[imitating German accent]
So that I can pump you up.
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This is you, Ox.
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No, that's "X." I'm Ox, dummy.
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Trust me, ok?
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Forgive him.
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He played last week
without a helmet.
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I sensed that.
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- [bell rings]
- I'll get it.
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Would you all please
take your seats?
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Hey.
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Ok, Kelly.
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Uh, please, it's Miss Kapowski.
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Yeah, sure.
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Come on, you're kidding, right?
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Sit down, Slater.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I stopped to buy you
a welcome present.
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That's nice.
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They were out of apples,
so I got you applesauce.
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Thank you... I think.
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Good morning, class.
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- Good morning.
- Good morning, Kel.
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I'm your new teacher Kelly.
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I mean, Miss
Kazowski-- Kapowski.
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Yeah, that's it.
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Today we're going to talk about
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World War I and World War II.
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Hey, that's World War III!
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What is?
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When you add them together.
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Ha ha!
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It is, isn't it?
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Well, now, let's talk
about your homework assignment
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last night from Mr. McGee.
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What big event
started World War I?
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The assassination of Archduke
Francis Ferdinand of Austria.
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Good. And when did--
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June 28, 1914.
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Right again. And who--
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quit sucking up.
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Slater, when did
Turkey enter the war?
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On Thanksgiving?
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Ha ha ha! Ha ha!
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No. In late October, 1914.
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Slater, when did
World War I end?
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Probably before
World War II began.
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Ha ha! Ha ha!
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It's not funny.
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Bull, do you know the answer?
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Huh?
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Ox?
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Ha ha!
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Did anyone do their homework?
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I did.
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Oh, suck up! Suck up!
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This is your
Principal, Mr. Morris.
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Will the following students
please come to my office --
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Heather McGinley and Gina Larue?
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Since most of you
didn't read the chapters,
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I suggest you study them along
with chapter 10 for tomorrow's test.
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Test? We have
practice till 7:00,
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then we have to
learn our new plays.
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Sorry. I have to follow
Mr. McGee's lesson plan.
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We'll see about that.
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Girls, I've been reviewing your
records and they seem incomplete.
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How, Principal Morris?
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Please, call me Principal Zack.
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Well, all your grades
seem to be here,
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but your files don't say
anything about, uh...
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boyfriends.
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Oh, I just broke up with
my boyfriend, Principal Zack.
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I don't know what to do.
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I do.
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Let's go to a movie
tomorrow night.
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I feel better already.
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See, I care about my students.
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I don't have a boyfriend
either, principal Zack.
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Please call me Zack,
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and please call me tonight.
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I'll put you on speed-dial.
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Oh, speed-dial.
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Bye.
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Oh ho ho! Yes!
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Slam dunk! Oh!
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Hi. I just came to
get my datebook.
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You shouldn't be
dating. You're married.
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Very funny.
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I'll just be a second.
It's in the top drawer.
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Wait a minute.
Did I send for you?
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No.
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Do you have a
pass to be in here?
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Well, no...
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Then I am sending
you to detention, Richie.
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Well, that is ridiculous, Zack.
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It is Principal Morris to you,
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and you're getting double
detention for showing no respect.
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Now get back to class.
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Shoo! Shoo!
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Oh!
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Oh, great.
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Listen, Zack.
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Kelly is taking this
teacher thing too seriously.
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She's giving a test tomorrow,
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but we have to get
ready for the game.
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Don't worry.
I'll take care of it.
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Miss Kapowski, please
report to my office immediately.
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Thanks, pal.
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It's good to know low
people in high places.
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Oh!
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Yo, secretary, call
and order six pizzas.
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I'm having lunch with
the girls' swim team.
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Oh, and charge it
to Richie Belding.
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[knock on door]
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Come in.
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You wanted to see me?
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I wanted to say I've heard
good things about you.
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Really? I'm glad.
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I'm trying to do a good job
like our regular teachers.
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Kelly, we have an opportunity
here to do something special--
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please sit--
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to get away from the old ways where
learning is full of stress and for once
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make it fun.
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How do we do that?
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By getting rid of the pressures.
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We eliminate tests.
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We know how we hate them.
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I want my students
to enjoy learning
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and not worry about grades.
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You're really taking
your job seriously.
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You bet, Kelly.
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Now will you support
my no-test policy?
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- I'm with you, Zack.
- Thank you.
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Boy, I'm good.
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I almost believed
that speech myself.
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All right,
you Limp Lucies, line up.
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Suck in that gut, jelly belly.
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You call that a pec?
I call it a problem.
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Is that your chest, or did two
Tic-Tacs fall down your shirt?
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Get 'em moving, Screech.
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I want to see hard
bodies around here.
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What does this remind you of?
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An x-ray with hair.
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Jessie, how come
you're not working out?
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I want to review my
notes for your test.
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Zack's doing away with tests.
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He wants learning to be fun.
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Oh, get real, Kelly.
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Zack's idea of a good education
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is sitting between a
pretty girl and a smart nerd.
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Being principal has changed him.
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Did you hit your head
on a pompom again?
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Hey, Jessie, Kelly.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Hey, A.C.!
- Hey, hey, fellas!
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Huh! Huh! Grrr!
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Huh huh huh huh!
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They should be caged
and given bananas.
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Slater, I have good news.
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The test is off.
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Alright. I knew
Zack could do it.
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Do what?
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Uh... nothing... nothing.
259
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,333
What do you mean?
260
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,635
Zack got teach
to cancel that test.
261
00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,104
Oh, I get it.
262
00:12:18,204 --> 00:12:21,441
Well, this cheerleader
says the test is O-N on.
263
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,476
But Kelly, I didn't study.
264
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:25,979
Yeah, if we take
that test, we'll flink.
265
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,048
That's flunk, Ox.
266
00:12:33,353 --> 00:12:35,288
I guess the football
players aren't coming.
267
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:37,757
Well, at least you
showed up for the test.
268
00:12:38,158 --> 00:12:41,060
If the jocks aren't
taking it, why should we?
269
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:44,063
You care more about
education than they do.
270
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,132
Nerd myth. Nerd myth.
271
00:12:46,299 --> 00:12:48,902
Deep down, we like to party!
272
00:12:49,836 --> 00:12:51,404
Hey, wait for us.
273
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,573
Nerds are better than nothing.
274
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:58,044
I don't believe this!
275
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,346
Well, I'm glad
you're responsible.
276
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,115
Thanks for staying, Jessie.
277
00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:03,650
Who says I'm staying?
278
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,051
What?
279
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,086
But you're our class president.
280
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:10,990
Kelly, there's no way I'm going
to take your stupid test alone.
281
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,226
If I panic, I'll
get a low grade.
282
00:13:13,317 --> 00:13:15,265
There will be no
curve to pull me up.
283
00:13:15,562 --> 00:13:17,230
See ya, sister.
284
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,836
Whoa! Has there
been a bomb scare?
285
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:27,173
The football players cut a
test, so everyone ditched.
286
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,742
Kelly, it looks like you've
lost control of your class.
287
00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:32,812
That reflects on the teacher
as much as the students.
288
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:36,149
What do I do?
You're the principal.
289
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:40,853
No, I'm a guy who just bribed
Mr. Tuttle to get out of detention.
290
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,355
Zack's the principal now.
291
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:45,892
He's the problem.
Can't you do something?
292
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,894
No, but you can.
293
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,529
Aw, look, Kelly,
294
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:53,499
a good teacher can always find
a way to get through to anyone.
295
00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,635
Well, gotta go.
296
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,540
I don't have a hall pass!
297
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,816
- Kelly.
- You need to take school seriously.
298
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,317
What?
299
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:15,288
- Who do you think you are?
- I'm your teacher.
300
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:16,889
Please, you're not a real teacher.
301
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,259
Hey, what is going on here?
302
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:23,196
Slater and the players purposely
cut class to miss my test.
303
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:24,697
What are you going to do?
304
00:14:24,797 --> 00:14:27,634
I am going to take stern action.
305
00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:31,638
You're on probation, Miss Kapowski,
for violating my no-test policy.
306
00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,039
What?
307
00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:34,374
You've let me down.
308
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:35,842
I've let you down?
309
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:39,145
Yes. You're taking this
teacher thing way too seriously.
310
00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,014
I'm the only one who is.
311
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,950
I'm working hard because
it's important to me.
312
00:14:44,083 --> 00:14:45,652
Listen, Kelly.
313
00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:47,253
I work just as hard as you do.
314
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:50,156
I put in a full day of school
and practice till dark.
315
00:14:50,256 --> 00:14:52,825
Then I hit the books
till 12:00 or 1:00 and why?
316
00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:55,561
Because everyone
wants us to beat Valley.
317
00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,697
I deserve a break.
318
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,866
- Good point. Chip?
- Thank you.
319
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:04,337
I have a week to prove
myself as a teacher,
320
00:15:04,429 --> 00:15:06,064
and you break the rules.
321
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:10,176
Everyone walks out, and I'm known as
Kelly Kapowski "The girl with no class."
322
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,945
Why must be a loser
so you can be a winner?
323
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,747
Mmm. Good point, too.
324
00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:17,350
Zack, you can't let the football
players get away with this.
325
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,485
Kelly, come on. I
bet on this game.
326
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,554
And I bet a lot on you
327
00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:26,392
as a boyfriend, a friend,
and now as a principal.
328
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,028
You know, I always
thought you were special.
329
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,364
I guess I lost that bet.
330
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,037
You're still special
to me, Zack.
331
00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,607
Really special.
332
00:15:43,309 --> 00:15:45,144
Can't we work out a compromise?
333
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:46,579
- No!
- No!
334
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:49,015
You're both my friends.
I don't know what to do.
335
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:50,750
Do the right thing...
336
00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:53,119
If you remember what that is.
337
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,095
You wanted to see
me, Principal Morris?
338
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,864
It wasn't me who
put jell-o in the pool.
339
00:16:04,997 --> 00:16:06,833
No, that's not it.
340
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,770
I'm quitting. I don't want
to be principal anymore.
341
00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,105
I don't want the job.
342
00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,806
I'm having too much
fun being a student.
343
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,709
We're going to moon
the crossing guard.
344
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,344
Come on, stop it.
345
00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,346
Stop acting like Zack Morris?
346
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:21,848
Well... yeah.
347
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,015
No way.
348
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,617
- Ouch!
- Ha ha!
349
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,754
- I'm out of here.
- Hey, no, you're not.
350
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:31,858
The purpose of the student-teacher
project is to learn responsibility.
351
00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,694
You're going to stick
with it until you do.
352
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,696
I'm between two friends.
353
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:39,132
No matter what I do
I'll lose one of them.
354
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,734
Being principal
isn't about friends.
355
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,437
It's about doing what's
best for the school.
356
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:48,274
Well, see you at the pep rally.
357
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:52,178
Hey, we're going
to beat Valley, right?
358
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,946
Right.
359
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,249
Ha ha ha ha ha!
360
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,458
Ready! O.K.
361
00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:08,094
♪ Hit 'em, pound
'em flat like bread ♪
362
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,463
♪ Fight 'em, bite 'em
till the field runs red ♪
363
00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,732
♪ Block 'em, sock
'em, knock 'em dead ♪
364
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:15,001
♪ Then pick them up
and spike their head ♪
365
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,537
♪ Beat Valley! ♪
366
00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,277
I don't get it.
367
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,379
How come you're
here cheering for us?
368
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:30,316
I want the team to win,
too, just not your way.
369
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:35,555
Now our gym teacher wants to
say a few words to the football team.
370
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,861
Men, you can beat Valley.
371
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,864
Your bodies have come a
long way in the time I've had you,
372
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,566
just like mine.
373
00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:49,302
[pop]
374
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,174
Thank you, coach.
375
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:58,478
Tomorrow is the day
we've all been waiting for.
376
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,647
We'll bring the championship
back to Bayside, right?
377
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,749
[cheering]
378
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,120
And now my best buddy
379
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,389
and the football
team's favorite principal,
380
00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,925
Zack Morris.
381
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:18,264
I want to wish the football
team the best of luck today,
382
00:18:18,364 --> 00:18:20,633
but winning's not
going to be easy
383
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,735
because I'm
suspending A.C. Slater
384
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,371
and the other players who
skipped Miss Kapowski's test.
385
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:29,308
The team will play without them.
386
00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:32,945
[booing and hissing]
387
00:18:36,682 --> 00:18:38,851
What you did took courage.
388
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:40,686
I admire you, Zack.
389
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,388
I'm glad somebody does.
390
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:44,590
I have fewer
friends than Belding.
391
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,392
I should go on Love Connection.
392
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:48,127
You did what was right.
393
00:18:48,427 --> 00:18:50,096
You are special.
394
00:18:50,388 --> 00:18:51,556
Well, thanks.
395
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,033
The kids don't seem to think so
and everyone in school hates me.
396
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,502
It's only a game.
They'll get over it.
397
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:58,938
Hrrr! Hrrr!
398
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,541
♪ Down with Zack! He's a hack ♪
399
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,776
♪ We want Mr. Belding back! ♪
400
00:19:04,410 --> 00:19:07,547
Hey! You said you
were on our side.
401
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,782
- Why did you turn on us?
- You broke the rules.
402
00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,217
I'll break your neck!
403
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:12,952
And I'll break your neck!
404
00:19:15,254 --> 00:19:16,756
Do you want me to
send for your mother?
405
00:19:16,856 --> 00:19:18,791
Gosh, no, she'd kill me.
406
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:20,393
Mine, too.
407
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:23,930
It's going to be your
fault if we lose, Preppy.
408
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,998
No, it's your fault.
409
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:29,869
Your first duty here is to get an
education and not play football.
410
00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:37,076
You took advantage of Kelly
because she's your friend.
411
00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:39,512
Would you have
skipped McGee's test?
412
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,747
Kill him! String him up!
413
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:45,017
Hey! Wait! Hey! Hey! Hey!
414
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:46,319
Settle down!
415
00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:49,388
Look, uh... Zack's right.
416
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:51,791
I'm sorry, Kelly.
417
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,626
I wasn't being a good friend.
418
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:56,729
That's O.K., Slater.
Apology accepted.
419
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,731
Oh! Oh! Whew!
420
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:03,603
Bye!
421
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,175
Friends, Preppie?
422
00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:10,943
Hey, man, what do you think?
423
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:13,579
I wish we could play.
424
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,815
I wish I could give my test.
425
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:18,317
I bought stick-on smiley faces.
426
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,921
If the football
players took the test,
427
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:23,522
would you agree they could play?
428
00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,558
I guess so. If they passed.
429
00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,526
The kickoff's in half an hour.
430
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:29,729
When will we take
it, during the game?
431
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:31,664
You're catching on.
432
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:34,800
[cheering]
433
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,970
- It's terrible.
- What happened?
434
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,039
There's no mustard
for the hot dogs.
435
00:20:40,172 --> 00:20:41,674
In the game.
436
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,909
Valley scored on a trick play.
437
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,878
They surprised us like...
438
00:20:46,112 --> 00:20:49,248
Japan surprised us at
Pearl Harbor in 1941.
439
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,652
Screech, get out of here.
440
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,020
Eee!
441
00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:57,056
[cheering]
442
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,426
Valley scored again.
We're sunk...
443
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:02,895
Just like the allies
sunk the Bismarck.
444
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,966
Nice try. We're
past that question.
445
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,337
Screech, I'm warning you.
446
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,574
Hey, what's the score?
447
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,209
Valley's winning 21-nothing.
448
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,277
Well, how?
449
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,579
They scored on a
long bomb just like--
450
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:23,616
Screech, if you come
in here again, I'll kill you.
451
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:28,120
Hopefully, you'll bury me next to the
unknown soldier in Arlington, Virginia.
452
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,459
Hey, thanks. I got it right.
453
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,266
Guess what. You all passed!
454
00:21:40,366 --> 00:21:41,567
Hey!
455
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:45,971
Guys, look at the
cute little smiley faces.
456
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,707
Oh! Oh! Oh!
457
00:21:47,773 --> 00:21:50,810
Let's get out there
and win that title, huh?
458
00:21:51,243 --> 00:21:54,580
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!
459
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,683
And you deserve an award, too.
460
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,351
There you go.
461
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:01,253
You're going to
be a great teacher.
462
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:02,321
Thanks.
463
00:22:02,388 --> 00:22:03,889
You going to be a
principal someday?
464
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:07,126
Go to school when I
don't have to? No way.
465
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:10,830
You're probably
wondering if we beat Valley.
466
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,498
Well...
467
00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:21,240
Bayside 28, Valley 21.
468
00:22:21,373 --> 00:22:23,008
Go Bayside.
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