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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:19,079 And now live from the Cayman Islands, the Home Swapping Network. 2 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:21,470 Where you can swap that old crap you bought... 3 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:26,510 ...from some other shopping network for some entirely new crap from us. 4 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:29,911 And they say there's nothing good on TV. 5 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:34,236 Hi, guys. You wanna catch a Woody Allen movie with me? 6 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,633 I don't know. Woody Allen's never really done it for me. 7 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,155 But then again, I'm not his step-daughter, so... 8 00:01:44,360 --> 00:01:47,796 You know, besides, Al, Jefferson, and the rest of the fat pack... 9 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,828 ...will be home soon from losing their bowling semi-finals. 10 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,156 Yeah, I wonder if they let Bud play this year. 11 00:01:54,360 --> 00:01:57,750 - Why wouldn't they? - Well, he's an alternate. 12 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,195 Yeah, and he stinks. 13 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,831 Well, that's not fair. He sucks. 14 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:07,949 But-- But in his defense, he blows. 15 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:14,998 Well, here they come. Now, if you listen very carefully... 16 00:02:15,240 --> 00:02:18,357 ...you can actually hear the footfalls of failure. 17 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,548 Al, you won? 18 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:40,912 We are festooned and beribboned, are we not? 19 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,199 "Best of Breed"? 20 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,915 Well, Teddy's Veterinarian Clinic donated them. 21 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:49,670 Last year's winners got shots. 22 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:52,633 Last year's losers got neutered. 23 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,714 I thought you guys were last year's losers. 24 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,916 Hey, speaking of neutered, did Bud get to bowl? 25 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:08,269 Well, actually, pumpkin, he helped us in much more important ways. 26 00:03:14,920 --> 00:03:16,433 Hi. 27 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,754 No, no, you guys, just relax. Relax, I got it. 28 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,592 No, let me help you there, son. 29 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,590 Just put them down there anywhere. 30 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:33,918 That's the best damn alternate in the league. 31 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:36,193 Well, men... 32 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,392 ...one more victory and we bring home the Puggy Weaver Cup. 33 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,556 - The Puggy Weaver. - Can't wait. 34 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:43,189 Who's Puggy Weaver? 35 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:50,479 Only the most honored bowler in the history of Jim's Bowlerama. 36 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:51,789 He's dead now. 37 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,675 But he symbolized the Olympian ideal of pure competition. 38 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,309 - How did he die? - He choked to death... 39 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,949 ...trying to swallow eight waffles. 40 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:06,999 We tried to stop him at seven, but he was going for the record. 41 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:09,750 What an athlete. 42 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,600 Get a grip, Bob Rooney. 43 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,720 All right, in 10 days we bowl for the championship... 44 00:04:16,920 --> 00:04:19,229 ...which means we start intense training. 45 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:21,908 Twinkies, Ding-Dongs and beer are in. 46 00:04:22,120 --> 00:04:24,680 Protect your bowling arms at all times. 47 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,110 Sex before the match is out. 48 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:31,190 Unless, of course, you can keep it secret from the wives. 49 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,311 Lock it down! 50 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:43,916 For the eighth and final time, what are you morons doing? 51 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,915 Well-- Well, ma'am, if you had taken the time... 52 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,270 ...to read page 19 of the sports section... 53 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:51,948 ...beneath the high school track and field results... 54 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,754 ...you would know that we, Gary's Angels... 55 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:58,270 ...are bowling against A.J.'s Casketeria next week... 56 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:02,189 ...for the prestigious Puggy Weaver Memorial Cup. 57 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:11,476 Good, because I thought this was the worst puppet show I've ever seen. 58 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:15,754 Now, what size am I? 59 00:05:16,360 --> 00:05:19,909 Well, I'm no expert, but from where I sit, I'd say... 60 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,473 ...too big for shoes. 61 00:05:26,200 --> 00:05:28,760 I'll have your jobs for this. 62 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:32,350 Fine. If we can trade for what's in your fridge. 63 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:43,399 You know, this wouldn't be a bad job if people didn't come in here. 64 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,070 Hey, Al, do you mind if I knock off early? 65 00:05:46,320 --> 00:05:48,276 Sure. Go ahead, buddy. 66 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:51,076 But remember, no sex. 67 00:05:51,880 --> 00:05:54,553 Farthest thing from my mind. 68 00:06:01,400 --> 00:06:04,153 I guess I'll tidy up around here a little bit. 69 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:08,351 Of course, there's not much you can do with one hand up in the air. 70 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,988 Except put the other one up. 71 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,518 Al? 72 00:06:34,720 --> 00:06:37,314 Oh, you're in the bathroom, huh? 73 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:42,998 Al! 74 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,834 Your arm is down! 75 00:06:47,520 --> 00:06:48,839 Wait, wait, wait a second. 76 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,394 What happened, Al? Were you robbed? 77 00:06:55,160 --> 00:06:59,790 No, Kathy Ireland came in here, tied me up and we had wild sex all night. 78 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:06,159 Cool. 79 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:08,749 Same thing happened to me. 80 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,912 Untie me, you moron! 81 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:15,871 Hey, Al... 82 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,389 ...your arm is down. 83 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,156 Hey. Hey, what happened? 84 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:25,313 - Well, apparently Kathy Ireland came-- - Shut up! 85 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,957 Jefferson, it was awful. Some guy came in here and tried to rob me. 86 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:30,912 He tried to make me open the register... 87 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:33,839 ...and it had been so long I'd forgotten how. 88 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:37,550 Then he took me in here and he tied me up and I had to sit here all night... 89 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:42,151 ...surrounded by shoes. Oh, it was awful. 90 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:47,830 Hey. Hey, I just had a thought. 91 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:50,514 Have you ever heard of stress-related illnesses? 92 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,113 No. What are those? 93 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:54,914 They're bull, but they've made people millions of dollars. 94 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:56,678 All you have to do... 95 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,757 ...is say that you've been traumatized... 96 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,793 ...and you can't work around shoes anymore and then sue. 97 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:05,237 - Sue? Sue who? - Everybody. 98 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:07,357 Believe me. Al, malls across America... 99 00:08:07,560 --> 00:08:11,348 ...set aside millions of dollars for just this type of frivolous lawsuit. 100 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:15,109 It's the American way, Al. And if these millions are not spent on lawsuits... 101 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,517 ...they go to social security, then nobody gets it. 102 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:27,357 Jefferson, I'll do it. 103 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:31,269 Damn. I wish I'd been tied up and robbed. 104 00:08:32,560 --> 00:08:35,028 Well, actually, I did get tied up. 105 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:40,519 But I didn't get robbed. 106 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,719 Hey, wait a minute! 107 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,752 Hey, Peg, guess what. 108 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,515 Al, before you go to work would you take out the trash? 109 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:54,871 No, Peg, you don't understand. 110 00:08:55,080 --> 00:08:56,877 I've got something important to tell you. 111 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,116 I know it's not as important as Richard Bey... 112 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:02,517 ...running around with a condom on his head, but it's all I got. 113 00:09:03,560 --> 00:09:06,791 - What is it, Al? - I'm suing the mall, Peg. 114 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,195 All I gotta do is pretend I'm afraid of shoes... 115 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:13,393 ...and not get caught wearing them, and they give me a bunch of money. 116 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:22,516 Bad news, Al. For some ungodly reason... 117 00:09:22,720 --> 00:09:26,110 ...they seem to be cracking down on frivolous lawsuits. 118 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,669 The mall just hired a private investigator. 119 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:32,873 He trailed me here. I tried to shake him at the nudie bar-- 120 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:36,830 I mean... 121 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:39,510 I got here as soon as I could. 122 00:09:39,720 --> 00:09:43,190 Look, they just wanna be sure that you're really afraid of shoes. 123 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,072 So how convincing can you be? 124 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,355 How convincing can I be? 125 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:04,273 Now, it may appear that I enjoyed that... 126 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:09,592 ...when in actuality, I'm choking on my own bile. 127 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,476 You fooled me. 128 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,957 That's him. Okay, remember, stay cool. 129 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,873 Our lives are in your feet. 130 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,394 That's why life stinks. 131 00:10:26,200 --> 00:10:30,034 Hi, I'm Leslie Baum, private investigator. 132 00:10:30,240 --> 00:10:34,631 I represent the New Market Mall in your frivolous $4-million lawsuit. 133 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:36,793 Charmed. 134 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,917 Look, Bundy, I'll tell you straight out... 135 00:10:39,120 --> 00:10:40,678 ...I think you're a fraud. 136 00:10:40,880 --> 00:10:42,359 Oh, yeah? 137 00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:46,235 Well, with a name like Leslie, I think you're a sissy. 138 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,075 What was that? 139 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:55,033 "Come on in. Stay a week and try to disprove... 140 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:58,277 ...my cockamamie little shoe story"? Don't mind if I do. 141 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:02,633 Hey, Baum, you can't just barge in here. 142 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:07,359 Well, why don't you just put on your shoes and kick me out? 143 00:11:08,200 --> 00:11:09,713 You're damn right I will! 144 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,597 Will not... 145 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:17,439 ...because... 146 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:22,392 ...I'm afraid of shoes, you see? 147 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,469 Tell you what, Mr. Bundy. 148 00:11:25,680 --> 00:11:28,956 You have one week to convince me that you are afraid of shoes. 149 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:33,153 I have one week to prove that you're the biggest fool alive. 150 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,794 Right now, my money's on me. 151 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:40,598 So feeling lucky, Bundy? 152 00:11:44,720 --> 00:11:46,517 Let's rock. 153 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,833 Today on Geraldo: 154 00:11:56,240 --> 00:12:00,552 People who survived being on Jenny Jones. 155 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:08,316 Mrs. Bundy, I couldn't help but notice that you're really attached to your TV. 156 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:13,593 Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. 157 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,189 My TV was talking. 158 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:19,834 You know, if you're willing to help me out here... 159 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,237 ...there just might be a 40-incher in it for you. 160 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:32,877 Mr. Baum. 161 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:38,230 I meant a big-screen TV. 162 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:43,119 You mean, you want me to sell out the man that I've been married to for--? 163 00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:46,028 Is that picture in a picture? 164 00:12:49,160 --> 00:12:50,673 Well, I can't. I won't. 165 00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:54,509 I'm telling you, Mr. Baum, Al really is afraid of shoes. 166 00:12:54,720 --> 00:12:59,316 Look, Mrs. Bundy, I can spot a liar a mile away and I'll prove it. 167 00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,875 For instance, take your son there. 168 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:05,550 Looks like he's reading, but if you'll notice, his eyes aren't moving. 169 00:13:09,520 --> 00:13:12,318 That usually denotes that he's looking at a picture. 170 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:16,433 From the little beads of sweat on his forehead, I think it folds out. 171 00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:21,516 He should be heading upstairs any time now. 172 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,676 Al, you gotta be careful. This guy is good. 173 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:49,236 Don't worry, Peg, all I gotta do is go three more days. 174 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,591 If I can serve 20 years with you, I can-- 175 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:57,959 I can handle 72 hours with squirrel boy. 176 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:05,273 Al, quick, grab the bags. They moved the finals to tonight. 177 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:06,999 Zounds. 178 00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,919 Well, we better hurry. Bud, ready our balls! 179 00:14:10,120 --> 00:14:11,997 Men, to the alley. 180 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,116 One little problem, though, Mr. Bundy. 181 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,312 Don't you usually bowl in shoes? 182 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,597 He's right, Al. 183 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,279 It's time to: 184 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,833 He said, "Lose the scam." 185 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,629 It's not a scam. Don't worry, men. 186 00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,474 I know a way to get my 4 million and the Puggy. 187 00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:42,353 Al Bundy will not fail. 188 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:47,152 I wonder if Bundy and the shoe flies are even gonna show. 189 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,039 I don't know. In the high-pressured world of shoe sales... 190 00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:52,959 ...you just don't wake up and go. 191 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:11,468 Wait a minute. Who's bringing their work home? 192 00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:15,597 Oh, it's just Bundy with no shoes on. 193 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:17,831 That's cute, Milt. 194 00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:19,957 How's business? 195 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:24,076 - Dig up a new wife? - Come on. All right, come on. 196 00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,555 We'll settle this on the alley of honor. 197 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,438 Fine, Bundy. We're gonna bury you. 198 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,359 And then we're gonna steal your watch. 199 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:36,356 Let's bowl, dead boys. 200 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,477 Okay. So, Al... 201 00:15:41,680 --> 00:15:44,114 ...what's this brilliant master plan that can't fail? 202 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,920 I am going to bowl... 203 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:48,952 ...barefoot. 204 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,148 And? 205 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:53,273 That's it. 206 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:56,799 - Well, that's better than nothing. - That is nothing. 207 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:59,753 Don't worry about it. This championship is as good as ours. 208 00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,551 You need shoes. 209 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,394 Why can't I bowl barefoot? 210 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,915 Because we had a guy in here who bowled barefoot... 211 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:18,159 ...fell, got a splinter, and sued us for $1 .5 million. 212 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:21,955 So the new rule is, you need shoes. 213 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,918 What are we gonna do? 214 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:27,759 Well, we're gonna have to go with our alternate. 215 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:29,919 Bud. 216 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:32,554 But he stinks. 217 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,791 He's my son! 218 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,468 Don't you think I know he stinks? 219 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,277 But he's a Bundy. I'll give him a pep talk, he'll bowl fine. 220 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:45,233 Bud boy. I need to talk to you, son. 221 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:49,592 What? Someone need to wipe their hands on the back of my shirt? 222 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:52,513 Son. 223 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,593 Remember that time you didn't make the Little League team... 224 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,075 ...and you came home crying... 225 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,635 ...and I said it was okay because you did your best? 226 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:04,798 - Yeah. - Well, that was a crock. 227 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:10,232 I was ashamed of you then and remain so to this day. 228 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:13,148 I'm gonna give you a second chance. I need you to bowl. 229 00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:16,830 I need you to bowl well. I need you to win. 230 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:19,948 Can you do that for your pa? 231 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,749 - I haven't bowled for a while. I don't-- - He's in! 232 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:26,230 All right! Yes! 233 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:30,313 Go take a practice throw, son. 234 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:33,159 You see, that's the good thing about being a Bundy. 235 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:36,272 Even though the chips may be down and things look bad... 236 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,392 ...every time we-- Incoming! 237 00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:45,713 God, you stink! 238 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:49,589 Look, Bundy, I like you... 239 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:55,432 ...so I took the liberty of securing you a pair of these. 240 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:01,229 Why, those are Air Earl Anthony 5000s. 241 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,395 The finest bowling shoes made. 242 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,477 Put them on. 243 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:09,956 Don't do it, Al. It's $4 million. 244 00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:13,628 Let the games begin. 245 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:01,874 Now, son, listen to me very carefully. 246 00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:03,718 Last frame. 247 00:19:03,920 --> 00:19:05,911 We're down by nine. 248 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:11,188 You have two shots to knock all 10 pins down and we win. 249 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,431 Can you do it, son? 250 00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,710 - Dad, I'm a little rusty. I don't-- - Piece of cake! 251 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,678 Come on, Bud. Come on. 252 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:25,273 Okay, Bud. Okay. Whatever you do don't leave a split. 253 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:30,598 Gee, I wonder what's gonna happen now. 254 00:19:33,880 --> 00:19:35,836 Yes. He left a six-seven-ten. 255 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,838 He'll never be able to pick up the six-seven-ten. We won. 256 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:40,393 We're resurrected. 257 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:46,952 Stop! 258 00:20:03,520 --> 00:20:06,876 Daddy's got a new pair of shoes. 259 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:31,360 Yes! Yes! 260 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,158 Yes! 261 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,833 You're the man. 262 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:48,433 Look, Peggy, the Puggy. 263 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:51,272 Can you feel the excitement? 264 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,439 No, Al. 265 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:57,633 As usual, when you're excited, I feel nothing. 266 00:20:59,240 --> 00:21:01,515 It's the 4 million, isn't it? 267 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,874 Why did you do it, Al? 268 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:06,594 Why did you snuff out any hope at all for a better life? 269 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:11,076 Well, it's a guy thing, Peg. 270 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:15,036 I couldn't let a couple of bucks come between me and my friends... 271 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,277 ...they wouldn't talk to me anymore and then I'd just have... 272 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,238 ...you. 273 00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:24,316 Hey, Al, hurry up. The winner's ball is starting. 274 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:29,230 Oh, and Griff has already eaten the crust off all the pies. 275 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:34,397 Oh, Peg, can life be better? 276 00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:36,108 Sadly... 277 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,275 ...pathetically... 278 00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:39,118 ...no. 21542

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