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Hear ye. Hear ye.
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I now call to order this meeting
of NO MA'AM:
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National Organization of Men
Against Amazonian Masterhood.
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Brother Jefferson will read the minutes
of our last meeting.
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8:01, 8:02...
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...8:03.
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The same damn joke every week.
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Hey, every time Bob Rooney
plays the armpit tuba, you all laugh.
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Well, that's funny. Let it rip, Bob.
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Anyway, last meeting we bitched
about the baseball strike...
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...drank beer, peed...
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...drank more beer, peed again...
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...then hurried home
to drink beer and pee.
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Thank you, brother Jefferson.
Now on to new business.
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As you know, a new member,
our very own Griff, is being initiated.
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So, Sergeant at Arms Ike,
would you bring the plebe in?
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- Rookie.
- New guy.
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Now, Griff, you've survived
the other initiation rites.
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The purchasing of panty shields
in broad daylight.
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The attending of a Julio concert in wig
and matching ensemble.
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Are you ready for the third
and final challenge?
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Hey, I've got an ex-wife
and I work in a shoe store.
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I feel no pain.
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Then Sergeant at Arms Ike,
please escort Griff to the bath.
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Excuse me. I mean the chamber
of the damned, please.
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Hey, Al, are you sure we should put
Griff through this?
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Yeah, the human mind
is only made of flesh and bone.
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Hey.
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NO MA'AM isn't like California.
You can't just walk in.
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Our standards have to be tough.
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If a man can't stand
a two-hour videotape...
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...of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman...
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...he's not strong enough
to be in NO MA'AM.
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Now on to new business.
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Men, we have got to do something
about this baseball strike.
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- Amen.
- It's affecting the way we live.
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Yeah. I had to take my wife
to the beauty parlour.
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I had to take my wife to the opera.
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I had to take my wife.
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Make the Indians kill her, please.
Make the Indians kill her.
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Now, if the players
don't want to play...
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...I don't give a damn,
we don' t need them.
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We can play with ourselves.
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So the meeting is dismissed?
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Ike, go in there with Griff.
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So we're gonna play baseball?
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- We are.
- Where?
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How about Wrigley Field?
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Yeah. The Cubs ain't using it.
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They weren't using it
before the strike.
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- Oh, my God.
- They're bathing at the river.
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So, what if they don't let us use
Wrigley? It's private property.
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Oh, come on. Who's gonna stop
a bunch of great American guys...
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...from playing
the great American pastime?
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Well, I mean, except for the police.
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Well, at least it was great to hear
the crack of the bat again.
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That was a nightstick.
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But you know, it was good
to get outside and play a little baseball.
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We pitched well, we hit well.
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And man, Jefferson,
I didn't realize you could run so fast.
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Well, you run faster
with a police dog in your back pocket.
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Well, well, well.
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Hey, Officer Dan.
What are you doing here?
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Same thing you do
at the shoe store, Al.
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- Waiting for quitting time?
- Exactly.
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And it's ribs night.
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So, hear you were busted
for climbing the vines at Wrigley Field.
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We miss baseball.
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I miss good sex.
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You don't see me climbing my wife.
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Anyhow, I came to tell you
you've been sprung.
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What? By who?
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I am so sick of coming down here.
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The wives.
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There they are. The roids of summer.
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No conjugal visits.
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Jefferson D'Arcy.
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Now, I expect Al to be involved in some
receding "hair-brained" scheme...
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...but what are you in for?
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- I was... I was on my way to a...
- Job interview.
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- Job interview when suddenly I was...
- Kidnapped.
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- Kidnapped by a gang of...
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- Chickens.
- Chickens.
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But real chickens, not you.
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You know, Al, I've thought about
letting you spend the night in jail.
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Well, thank you.
You know, it's ribs night.
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Not tonight.
We have tickets for the theatre.
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That's right.
Tonight it's Ace Ventura: The Musical...
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...starring Nell Carter, Joyce DeWitt
and that guy that played Horshack.
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He's Ace.
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I confess to killing
a bunch of people...
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...and eating them.
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Then you've already had your ribs.
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Breaking into Wrigley Field.
How else could you embarrass me?
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Well, I could pull up the shade
when you're taking a shower.
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Daddy.
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I am so proud of you.
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Now I can tell all my friends my dad's
an ex-con instead of a shoe salesman.
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You see that, Peg? She's proud of me.
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Yeah. She's also proud
of her shiny, shiny shoes.
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They're shiny. Look.
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Come on, Peg. So we had a little fun.
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It's not like anybody knows
about this.
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Hey, Dad, look.
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You made the headline
on the Sports page. Look.
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"Loons invade Wrigley Field."
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What?
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Damn press.
Look, they misspelled my name.
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"Al Burdy."
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Al Burdy?
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Al Burdy.
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I like it.
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Peggy Burdy.
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I really like it.
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Hi, I'm Joe Morgan.
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- Are you Al Burdy?
- No, no.
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I believe the Burdy you're looking for
is the dodo over there.
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Peg, that's Joe Morgan.
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Kids, that's... That's Joe Morgan.
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Mike Piazza, that's Joe...
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Joe Morgan, that's Mike Piazza.
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Well, what are you guys doing here?
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Just trying to make an honest buck.
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And with just about
every sport on strike...
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...you guys are the biggest
news story going.
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- Mind if I do a little interview?
- No problem.
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He tries to sell shoes.
He tries to satisfy his wife.
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He does neither. Back to you, Joe.
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And who is this lovely lady?
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That's my daughter, Kelly.
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The redhead here
is her mother, Rodan.
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Oh, sure, go ahead, Joe.
Interview away.
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- Turn on the camera.
- How does this thing work again?
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Turn it on where I'm talking, off when
you think you have something to say.
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Got it.
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We're here with the leader
of the Wrigley Field break-in boys...
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...AI Burdy.
- That's Bundy.
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Burdy, let me ask you this. Why?
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I've asked him that myself
over the years.
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He says he's either too tired...
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Pay no attention
to the big red machine, Joe.
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Why did we play baseball?
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For the love of the game.
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Just like every American husband.
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It's all right seven months
out of the year...
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...to sit on the couch
with a bowl of pretzels...
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...and a frosty cold one
and watch baseball.
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Since that right has been violated...
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...and the owners and players have not
been able to resolve their differences...
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...we just simply decided
to play the game ourselves.
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Unfortunately, our audience
might have missed that...
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...since the camera's
suddenly shooting Baywatch.
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Anyway, Al,
it seems that you're not alone.
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Are you aware that a challenge
has been issued...
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...by another group of out-of-shape
fat guys from St. Louis?
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What? Wait, you mean
another team of geezers...
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...wants to play my dad's geezers?
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Well, that couldn't possibly happen.
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- We have tickets for the theatre...
- Silencio, Consuela.
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Well, Al, do you accept the challenge
from St. Louis?
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In a word, Joe, abso-freaking-lutely.
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There you have it, sports fans.
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This year's Major League Baseball
season may be at an end...
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...but the game continues on.
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I was just trying
my auto-focus thingy.
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Baseball is America's game.
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It belongs to the people
and the people is us.
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So I, Al Burdy, say,
let there be baseball.
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Let there be life.
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You know, I can't believe Dad and
the rest of the Bad News Butt Cracks...
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...are trying to form
their own league...
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Trying to form their own league
and tour across the country.
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Well, they did beat Street Louis.
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That's St. Louis, honey.
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I guess this league of his
is gonna be a success after all.
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Bud, this is your father
we're talking about.
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When has he ever done
anything successful?
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Family...
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...guess what you're looking at.
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The sultan of sweat?
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That's right, Peg. Charge the mound.
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But they're lining up for us.
This thing could really be big.
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We've even got a sponsor.
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Who would be stupid enough
to sponsor you guys?
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- Only the wealthiest man in Chicago.
- Michael Jordan?
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Wealthier.
And my guy can hit the curve ball.
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Family, allow me to introduce to you
the owner of our team...
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...the Chicago Cleavage...
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...and the owner
of the best damn nudie bar in town...
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...Akbar Johnson.
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Greetings all.
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Bud?
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Your team is sponsored
by a nudie bar?
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Yeah. Not just our team, Peg,
but every team in the league.
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The Boston Bazooms...
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...the New Jersey Nay-Nays...
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...the Buffalo Bodacious Ta-Tas...
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...and the San Francisco Guys.
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And you know
what the best part is, Peg?
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Your uniform has a trap door?
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If only the couch had one, Peg.
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All our games will be away games.
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I'll be gone six weeks.
I made up the schedule myself.
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Isn't that great, Peg?
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You mean, we won't be together
for six weeks?
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Yes.
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It's like the second honeymoon
I've always wanted.
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And, kids, I haven't forgotten you.
I have a special surprise.
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- We have to go with you?
- Hell, no.
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No, but if this thing works out, Daddy
will be gone for many, many years.
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And there's something very important
I need you to do.
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What?
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Something about this makes me want
to tell old high school football stories.
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Well, you're lucky.
I have a sudden urge to read Big 'Uns.
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I don't care what anybody says.
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This has gotta be the worst job
in the world.
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No, I've got the worst job
in the world.
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Kelly, it's Bret Saberhagen.
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Well, then why does his nametag
say Bobby Bonilla?
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He called in sick.
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Hey, Saberhagen, is that your
pizza truck in the red zone?
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If I don't get this here in 30 minutes,
they'll take it out of my cheque.
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At least you get a cheque.
I get paid in mall dollars.
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Danny, can I bribe you with a pizza?
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Let me check
my security guard handbook.
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Yup.
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- Hey, wait a minute. That's our pizza.
- Tell it to the commissioner.
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Burdy. Burdy. Burdy.
Burdy. Burdy. Burdy.
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That's Bundy.
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Burdy. Burdy. Burdy. Burdy.
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- Can I have a break now?
- No.
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- Can I have a break now?
- Absolutely.
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Thanks. Where the hell's Saberhagen
with my lasagne?
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How does this thing work again?
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That's it.
Next time, I'm hiring a hockey guy.
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A fat woman
came into the shoe store today.
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And Bud still looked up her dress.
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Yeah, like I could help it.
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Her dress, it was everywhere.
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Hi, Mom. You look nice. How come?
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Well, today is the end
of your father's road trip...
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...and hopefully the beginning
of his seven-minute home stand.
243
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:58,992
So, Mrs. Burdy,
this must be a big moment for you.
244
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,753
I bet you miss the big guy.
245
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,434
Oh, yes.
246
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,474
I also miss my husband.
247
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:10,831
You know, the point is, that when
a man has been gone this long...
248
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:14,038
...any man,
it's just good to have him back.
249
00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:25,198
Mom, that 's not Dad,
that's Dave Winfield.
250
00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,715
- Mind your business.
- Mind your business.
251
00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,637
Oh, the places I've been,
the people I've seen.
252
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,509
But when you get right down to it,
there's no place like home.
253
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,876
Come to Papa.
254
00:19:47,800 --> 00:19:49,518
Look out.
255
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:53,829
Oh, Dave, I missed you so much.
256
00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,118
We've gotta do something
about this strike.
257
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,188
Welcome home, Al.
258
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,631
It's refreshing to see someone
who plays just for the love of the game.
259
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,872
Well, it isn't just me, Joe.
260
00:20:06,120 --> 00:20:09,032
I mean, kids who play sandlot ball,
do they play for money?
261
00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:12,955
College kids without scholarships,
do they play for money?
262
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,071
Anything you do for love, Joe...
263
00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:17,271
...money should never be
a consideration.
264
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,916
So the fact that Akbar
and the other owners...
265
00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:22,475
...sold the TV rights
for your championship game...
266
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,591
...for $3 million doesn't bother you?
267
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:28,395
Not in the slightest, Joe.
And I've said this many times before.
268
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:32,076
I've always played the game for...
Three million dollars?
269
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,629
Does Akbar not take the risk?
270
00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:39,398
- Does Burdy not bring in the fans?
- The owners are going broke.
271
00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:41,551
- Show us your books.
- No.
272
00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:43,159
We're the players. You need us.
273
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:44,759
We are the owners. You need us.
274
00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,076
- Players. Players.
- Owners. Owners.
275
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,872
- Players. Players.
- Owners. Owners.
276
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:50,354
Players.
277
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,358
Well, it was made official today.
278
00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:57,154
The owners and players
of the National Nudie Bar League...
279
00:20:57,360 --> 00:20:59,828
...failed to reach agreement
on player compensation...
280
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:01,917
...for the upcoming
championship series...
281
00:21:02,120 --> 00:21:06,193
...prompting yet another in a string of
unfortunate season-ending walk outs.
282
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:10,797
So to recap, baseball is on strik e.
Hock ey is on strik e.
283
00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:13,713
And Saturday Night Live
just won't end.
284
00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:17,475
That's three strik es and we're out.
I'm Joe Morgan.
285
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:21,992
We now join Filipino slap fighting
already in progress.
286
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:27,518
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye.
287
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,678
I now call to order this meeting...
288
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:35,000
...of the National Organization of Men
Against Amazonian Masterhood.
289
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,391
Brother Jefferson will read
the minutes of the last meeting.
290
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,872
- 8:01, 8:02...
- No.
291
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:47,069
...8:03, 8:04, 8...
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