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Welcome back
To dudes,
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Chicago's hottest
Dating show.
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Man, look at
Those babes.
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[waldo]
My, oh, my, oh, my!
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This show is disgusting.
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It's sexist
And chauvinistic.
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You're just saying that
'cause you're a girl.
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Hey, sofa spuds.
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What's up?
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We're watching
Dudes.
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Oh. Smut tv.
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Next week is teen week
Here on dudes.
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Soif you young dudes
And dudettes think you're hot,
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Come down to the studio
And try out!
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Come on!
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You nut!
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Oh, forget them laura.
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Eddie and waldo
Are immature juveniles
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With only one tawdry
Thing on their minds.
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Care to rock
My world, baby?
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Ow!
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Did I hit you
Too hard?
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Too hard?
Oh, please!
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our
House with happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* when days go by *
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* there's room for
You room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Hello, men.
What's the skinny?
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We got picked
To be on dudes.
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Yeah.
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Admit it, steve. You know
You'd love to be in our shoes.
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Nope. No siree, bob.
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I wouldn't be
Caught dead on that show.
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I feel slimy
Just watching it.
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Oh, yeah?
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If you went on dudes,
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You might be able to
Get a date with laura.
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Huh?
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What bizarre, twisted
Detour did you use
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To get to
That off-ramp?
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Man, figure it out,
Steve.
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You date three
Gorgeous girls,
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Then talk about it
On tv.
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Yeah, steve.
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Wake up and smell
Juan valdez.
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If laura saw you
On dudes,
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She'd go nuts
With jealousy.
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Hmm.
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Nuts with
Jealousy, huh?
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Yeah, but she
Won't be jealous,
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'cause you're not going on the
Show, right?
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Quiet. I'm thinking.
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Oh. So that's
How you do it.
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I can't believe eddie's
Gonna be on television.
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He thinks
He's so hot
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Since he dated
Three girls in one week.
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Hey, before I met
Your mother,
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In one week,
I went out with...
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Never mind.
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Judy!
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You know,
Today's my birthday.
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I know, but
Mom said not
To make a fuss.
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- she did, huh?
- yeah.
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Richie!
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So, uh...Tell me,
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What does your
Aunt harriette have planned
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For my birthday?
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Nothing.
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I see.
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Let me ask this again.
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What does your
Aunt harriette have planned
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For my birthday?
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Heh heh heh heh.
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Heh heh heh heh.
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Nothing.
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Anything else
You want to know?
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This is gonna be great!
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Eddie's gonna make
A total fool of himself.
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Hi, folks!
It's teen week
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Here on dudes.
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Chicago's hottest
Dating show.
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First let's meet
Our luscious ladies.
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Nicole robertson.
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[applause]
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The lovely
Tanya tuggles.
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[applause]
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And the exotic
Oneisha savoy.
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[applause]
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Okay, let's meet
The three dudes
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Who are vying for
The title of "Super dude."
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First put
Your hands together
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For eddie
"Funky hunk" winslow!
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[applause]
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It says here
That eddie's hobbies
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Are skydiving,
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Bungee jumping, and
Putting out oil-rig fires.
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Next let's welcome
Waldo geraldo faldo!
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[applause]
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Alright.
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Waldo loves to play
The top 40 on his armpit
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And is hoping someday
To do a world tour.
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And now, let's hear it
For our last dude,
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Steven q. Urkel!
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Steve enjoys bugs,
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Cheese,
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And synchronized
Bowling.
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Steve is on dudes?
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I didn't know it was
"Scrape the bottom
Of the barrel" week.
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You know,
I'm enjoying this.
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- you are?
- oh, yes.
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I wonder if they
Have a seniors' week.
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No, they don't.
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I'll get us
Some more chips.
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Rachel.
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Carl.
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So, tell me,
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What does harriette
Have planned
For my birthday?
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None of your business.
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Oh, come on. Come on.
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Will you promise
To keep it a secret?
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Yeah. Absolutely.
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Okay.
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Here goes.
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Nothing.
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Nothing?
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What do you expect, carl?
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You told harriette
You didn't want a big fuss.
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Since when
Does harriette
Ever listen to me?
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Okay. You dudes know how
To play the game.
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The dude with
The most kisses wins.
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Okay, let's play the game.
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Funky hunk.
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Yo, pat?
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We asked the girls
What they thought
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When they first saw you.
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One lady said...
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Another girl said...
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And the last girl said...
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Well, this is
A easy one, pat.
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"Wow! Hunk-o-rama"
Is nicole.
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That's right.
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There's one for you.
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Nicole, any romantic
Sparks on your date?
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Ooh, oodles.
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Eddie sang to me.
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Eddie, you like
To sing on your dates?
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If the mood is right.
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Well, you care to sing us
A few bars?
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[applause]
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Alright.
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Okay. Okay.
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Comin' at ya.
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* baby *
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* baby baby *
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* baby baby baby *
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* baby baby baby *
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* baby baby baby baby
Baby baby baby *
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* baby baby
Baby baby baby *
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* baby baby *
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I wrote that.
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Why am
I not surprised?
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Let's move on
To waldo, okay? Waldo?
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I'm still here.
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We asked our dudettes
How you measured up
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On the ol' macho meter.
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One lady said...
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Ooh!
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Sticks and stones
May break my bones,
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But math
Will never hurt me.
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Another girl said...
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Ooh.
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That hurt me.
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And the last one said...
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Well, "I can't rate him.
We never went out"
Was oneisha.
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You're right.
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Waldo, what happened?
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I couldn't find
Oneisha's house.
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I gave you directions
Over the phone.
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Yeah, and I wrote them
On the phone booth wall
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But that darn thing kept
Falling out of my car.
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Steve.
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That's the name.
Romance is the game.
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Okay. Alright.
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Steve, you think
The girls had a good
Time with you?
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I think they look
Pretty satisfied,
Don't you?
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Let's find out.
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Our first lady said...
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Merely a misplaced kiss.
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Another girl said...
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Just wait
A second there.
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Now, I greatly admire
And respect bugs bunny,
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But there are just
Some places he should
Not be.
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And the last girl said...
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Well, now, that's easy.
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It's oneisha who got
The thrilling ride.
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He's right!
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Steve,
Want to tell us
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About this
Thrilling ride?
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Well, I picked oneisha up
On my neato schwinn.
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I let her ride my...
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Sissy bar.
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Okay, it's time to find out
Who's our super dude.
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But first, let's find out where
Our super dude and dudette
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Will spend
Their dream date.
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Take it away,
Johnny prince.
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Thank you, pat.
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Our winners will spend
A wonderful week
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In romantic hawaii!
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[hawaiian music plays]
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Yes, they'll stay at
The beautiful hanapala hotel,
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Chaperoned, of course.
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They'll enjoy snorkeling,
Sailing, sunning,
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Hugging, kissing.
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Remember, hanapala
Is hawaiian
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For "Really
Tall building."
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It's all yours
From dudes.
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Back to you, pat.
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Okay, it's time
To super dude it!
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Remember guys,
You pick a girl.
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If she picks you,
You're the super dude.
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Ties will be broken
By whoever has the most lips.
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Wow! Just like
In real life.
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Funky hunk, you start.
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This is kind of
A tough choice, pat.
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As you can see,
These are all
Prime-choice babes,
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But I think I'm going to
Have to go with tanya
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Because her parents
Are hardly ever home.
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Tanya, if you
Picked eddie,
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You're on your way
To hawaii.
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Darn!
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I picked waldo.
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[audience moans]
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Well, waldo,
Who did you pick?
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It was a real
Brain squeezer,
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But I chose...
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Nicole.
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Nicole, if you
Picked waldo,
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You'll be winging your way
To the aloha state.
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Sorry.
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I picked eddie.
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[audience moans]
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Hey, nicole. It's cool.
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We could still go out.
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Without hawaii?
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00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:03,130
Forget it, hunky funk.
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Ow. Ow. Ow.
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00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,936
Well, steve,
It's up to you.
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If the dudette you chose
Also chose you,
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00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:15,275
You'll have
The luau of your life.
264
00:16:15,342 --> 00:16:18,678
Well, these
Chickaroonies are all,
265
00:16:18,745 --> 00:16:23,483
As they say
In france, "Hot."
266
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:28,821
But the babe
Who rings my chimes
Is oneisha.
267
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,923
Oneisha...
268
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,226
Who did you choose?
269
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,329
I chose...
270
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,464
Steve!
271
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:44,604
Congratulations!
272
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:45,638
[urkel]
Quiet!
273
00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,575
Stop!
274
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,177
Stop!
275
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:54,581
Oh, no, stop! Stop!
276
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:58,751
Oneisha, I have made
A terrible mistake.
277
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,387
I can't
Go out with you.
278
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,256
For my heart
Belongs to another woman.
279
00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:06,959
Can we talk about this
After we get back?
280
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,596
Every fiber
Of my very being
281
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:12,632
Belongs to the lovely
Laura winslow.
282
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:20,140
From the very first time
I saw laura,
283
00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,475
I vowed I would
Never stray,
284
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,145
And I shan't.
285
00:17:25,212 --> 00:17:27,013
Every breath I take,
286
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,015
Every thought I think,
287
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:31,584
Spells l-a-u-r-a.
288
00:17:31,651 --> 00:17:32,719
Steve, steve.
289
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:36,689
- we're on the air.
- no, I have to do this!
290
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,058
I'm hers.
291
00:17:39,126 --> 00:17:40,093
My heart,
292
00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:41,894
My soul,
293
00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:44,697
Everything I am
Or ever will be
294
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,534
Belongs to her.
295
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,437
I'm coming home
To you, baby.
296
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:56,843
Your urk-man
Is coming home.
297
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,261
Howdy, love drops.
298
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,566
I was hoping
You'd still be up.
299
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:22,269
Did you happen
To catch dudes tonight?
300
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,942
I caught it.
301
00:18:30,009 --> 00:18:33,513
Well, what do you say we skip
The light fandango,
302
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,482
Hitch our wagon
To a star,
303
00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:38,685
And go steady.
304
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:41,321
You see this, steve?
305
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:45,057
All that's missing
Is...Your neck.
306
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,327
I may be way
Off base here,
307
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,162
But you seem upset.
308
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,298
A little
Postnasal drip?
309
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:56,869
Steve, you humiliated me
On television.
310
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,838
I did?
311
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:01,308
Why did you go
On dudes anyway?
312
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:05,178
I thought you
Agreed it was sexist
And chauvinistic.
313
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,314
I thought if you
Saw other women--
314
00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,216
Hot, curvaceous,
Sexy women--
315
00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,817
Fawning all over me,
316
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:12,051
You might get jealous
317
00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,854
And do a little
Fawning yourself.
318
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,258
Steve, when will you realize
319
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,092
I'll never feel
The way about you
320
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,428
That you
Feel about me?
321
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,896
Oh, yes, you will.
322
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,467
And it's my vision
Of that glorious moment
323
00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,436
That keeps my
Little heart beating.
324
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,239
Ba-boom. Ba-boom.
325
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,873
'ba-boom.'
326
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:37,210
Oh, is she smiling at me? Yes,
She is.
327
00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:40,347
Ba-boom ba-boom
Ba-boom ba-boom
328
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:42,215
Ba-boom ba-boom
Ba-boom ba-boom
Ba-boom ba-boom.
329
00:19:42,282 --> 00:19:44,717
I'm sorry, steve,
But you've got a long wait.
330
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:47,654
Well, I wouldn't wait
Too long, babykins.
331
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,057
After all,
I'm a super dude.
332
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,826
That's dud, steve.
333
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:55,995
Oh, yeah?
334
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,630
Well...
335
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,934
This dud's for you.
336
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,636
Ahh!
337
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,822
Carl?
338
00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,425
Carl!
339
00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:36,469
Yeah?
340
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,238
Happy birthday,
Sweetheart.
341
00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:42,642
Oh, gee,
Thanks, honey.
342
00:20:43,310 --> 00:20:46,245
This is, uh...Swell.
343
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,816
Wait--wait a minute!
344
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:50,850
Make a wish.
345
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,652
Oh, right.
346
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,623
Did your wish
Come true?
347
00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,391
Well, no.
348
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,494
What's
The matter, carl?
349
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,398
Well...Sweetheart...
350
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:06,866
Remember when I said
351
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,502
I didn't want a big fuss
For my birthday?
352
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,003
Yes.
353
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:14,006
Well, I fibbed.
354
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,808
I did want a big fuss.
355
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,845
Really? Then why did
You say you didn't?
356
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:23,383
You were supposed to say,
"Oh, honey, don't be silly.
357
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:27,053
We'll make a big fuss
Because we love you."
358
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,689
Then I would
Have caved in.
359
00:21:31,524 --> 00:21:34,260
Next year, big fuss!
360
00:21:34,327 --> 00:21:36,996
Big, big fuss!
361
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:39,432
Hold on.
I forgot something.
362
00:21:43,436 --> 00:21:45,838
Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
363
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:48,341
Oh, you guys!
364
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,042
* happy birthday to you *
365
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:54,347
* happy birthday to you *
366
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:58,818
* happy birthday,
Dear carl *
367
00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:04,056
* happy birthday to you *
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