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Steve, I can't talk now.
I'm cooking breakfast.
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No, you're not invited.
It's just for the family.
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Steve, stop begging.
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Look, I got to go.
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It's the first time I've
Ever cooked a whole meal.
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If I don't
Pay close attention,
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My beautiful breakfast
Will go up in...Smoke!
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My food's on fire!
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Have no fear!
Urk-man is here!
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You're safe now,
Missy.
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Thank you, steve.
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Now, I'm going
To give you
A compliment,
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But it's only
A compliment,
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And it doesn't
Mean anything
More than that.
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Oh, I understand.
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You did good.
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You love me,
Don't you?
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside
These gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* when days go by *
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* there's room for you *
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* room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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What's going on down here?
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Why do I smell
Cinnamon-flavored smoke?
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Well, we had a little
Muffin mayhem,
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A small
Gastronomic goof-up,
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A minor
Betty crocker boo-boo.
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Laura, translate.
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Well, I tried
To cook breakfast,
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And it came out
A wee bit crispy.
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Laura, this oven
Is on 550!
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The package said
To cook at 275
For 20 minutes.
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I figured
If I doubled
The temperature,
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I could cook it
In half the time.
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Oh, that's rich!
That's one
For the books!
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[snorting]
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How can a girl
So smart
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Do something
So--so...
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So long.
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Mom, I almost restarted
The chicago fire.
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Laura, you've never
Shown an interest
In cooking before.
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The closest you've come
Is picking up the phone
And ordering pizza.
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I figured it's time
I learned to cook.
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At college,
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I'll be away from home
For four long years.
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I might get hungry.
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Could happen.
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I'll take
A home ec class.
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I'll teach you
How to cook.
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No, thank you.
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Why not?
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Well, mom you're not the most
Patient teacher.
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What do you mean?
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Remember when
You taught me
How to sew?
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You made me
So nervous,
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I had to go
To the hospital
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To get the thimble
Removed.
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Well,
On second thought,
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Maybe home ec
Is the way to go.
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And we're now
Entering the residence
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Of one of
Chicago's finest,
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Police sergeant
Carl winslow.
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Look! Here's the spot where
Police sergeant winslow
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Drops his bag
After a hard day
Of fighting crime.
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Hey...
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Why, look! There's
Police sergeant
Winslow's mommy!
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Hi, mommy!
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Why, look!
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There's my lunatic son!
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Hi, son!
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I bought this camera
At the police
Auction today.
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Now we can videotape
Special occasions.
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It's about time
You popped for
Something like this.
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How long did it take you
To crowbar your wallet open?
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Very funny.
Spread the word.
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No one touches
This baby but me.
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I'm the only one
With the skill
To handle it.
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Then you won't be
In the family videos.
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It has a remote. I'll
Be in all the videos.
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Then you'll need
A wide-angle lens.
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Come on, let's look
Into the camera.
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Hi, everybody!
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Come on, say...
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Mmm...
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There you go. Smile!
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Steve,
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Why do you have to take
Every class I take?
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Because every moment
We're apart
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Causes me
Excruciating pain.
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I get the same pain
When we're together.
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Hello, laura.
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Hello,
Cassie lynn.
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My god!
What a great outfit!
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I just love
That thriftstore look.
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Thank you. And I love
That beauty mark.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
That's a big zit.
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Hey, want me
To pop that baby?
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Waldo, aren't you
In the wrong class?
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This is home ec.
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I know. I'm ready
To bake, shake,
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Whip, dip, chip, chop,
And fricassee.
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Do you know
How to cook?
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Not a stitch.
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Admit it. You're
Taking home ec
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'cause you think it's
A mickey mouse course.
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I figure it's
A surefire "D."
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I heard that,
Waldo.
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This is not
A mickey mouse course.
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I expect you
To try your best.
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Okay, but my best
Is pretty lousy.
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[bell rings]
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Alright, class,
This semester--
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Steven, you better
Get going.
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You're late
For class.
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Oh, no, I'm not.
I'm in this class.
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That's not funny,
Steven.
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Oh, I'm not joking.
So what's cookin',
Good-lookin'?
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[snorting]
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Uh, excuse us
Just a minute.
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Steven, last semester
I specifically asked you
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What class you would not
Be taking this semester,
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And you told me
Home ec!
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Well, yes, I did.
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But...Here you are.
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It's not fair.
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Now, there, there,
Buck up.
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It's only
A few short months.
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Months...
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Months.
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Months, months.
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Oh, get a grip,
Irene.
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Oh...
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Mmm!
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Laura, are you
Missing anything?
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I don't think so.
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Your watch.
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How about that?
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It takes a lickin'
And keeps on tickin'.
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Laura, cooking
Is not a race to
The finishing line.
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Slow down
And organize.
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Slow down and organize.
I got it.
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Good.
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You could've
At least taken it
Outta wrapper,
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Cassie lynn.
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Are you saying
I didn't bake this?
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Listen up, nubbles.
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If you want
To pass this class,
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You're gonna have to
Roll up your sleeves
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And get your hands
Dirty
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Like everyone else.
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Eww!
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Voila!
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Waldo!
What a turkey!
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You don't have to
Like my cooking,
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But don't call me names.
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I was referring
To the turkey
That you cooked.
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It looks marvelous,
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00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:07,040
But the assignment
Was to bake bread.
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I did.
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I got done early,
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So I decided
To make stuffing.
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00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:15,382
Then I needed
Something to stuff,
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So I got a gobbler.
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Mmm! Oh,
It's marvelous.
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00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,191
It's so...
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Moist
And flavorful.
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Waldo, this is
Superior work.
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I'm going to
Give you an "A."
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Wow.
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Could you write
That "A" down
On a piece of paper?
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I want to read it
To my mom.
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Rise, dough!
Rise!
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Come on!
You can do it!
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It's not a good sign
When you have to give
Your food a pep talk.
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[bell rings]
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Class can't be over!
My bread's not done!
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Oh, it's done, steven.
It's dead.
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But I don't
Understand.
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I followed
The recipe
Exactly.
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Could it be
Bad yeast?
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00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:08,635
Listen, you tried
As hard as you could.
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I'll be generous
And give you a "C."
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A what? A what?
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A "C," a "C."
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00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:17,978
But--but I never...
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I never got less
Than an "A"!
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00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:21,982
So?
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00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,517
So I can't live
With that!
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00:11:24,584 --> 00:11:25,953
Why, it'll ruin
My transcript!
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00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:28,188
Get ahold of yourself,
Steven.
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00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,823
I can't! I can't!
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00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:33,961
Oh, the room
Is spinning.
Yes, it is.
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00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,796
I'm--I'm getting
Dizzy!
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00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:39,466
Oh, my god!
I feel stupid!
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00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,486
[humming]
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00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,858
Eddie, what
Do you want?
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00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:07,260
A kiss would be nice.
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00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,163
We're supposed to be
Studying history.
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00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,064
Ahem.
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00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,000
Now, what did
President roosevelt
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00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:16,403
Say to joseph stalin
At the yalta summit?
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Kiss me, baby.
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00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:38,959
Hi!
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What are you doing?
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I'm going to send this
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To america's yuckiest
Home videos.
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00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:46,566
I'm out of here.
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00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:47,968
No, vonda, wait!
223
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,470
We can continue this
Someplace else!
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00:12:50,537 --> 00:12:52,139
Someplace
More romantic.
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00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,173
More private?
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00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:54,241
Like where?
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00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:55,708
Like the garage!
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Great. You can
Start without me.
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Vonda, wait!
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00:13:02,149 --> 00:13:03,984
If you are smart
You'll run away
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From home before
I get back.
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Hey, baby, baby,
Don't go nowhere!
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Let's see what we
Shot so far.
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Uh-oh.
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Hey, don't look
At me.
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I don't know you.
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Steven...
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00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,842
Steven?
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Steven!
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Yes, irene?
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00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,948
Today's assignment
Is poultry.
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Where's your bird?
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In the fridge.
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I'm not happy
With my grade in bread.
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I'm baking
A make-up loaf.
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Well, I admire
Your persistence.
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00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:48,095
You'll also admire
My new secret ingredient.
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00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:52,465
I've invented new
Superactive urk yeast!
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00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:54,001
Urk yeast?
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Rolls off the tongue,
Doesn't it?
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00:13:56,403 --> 00:13:59,106
I took ordinary yeast--
Ascomycetous fungi--
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And zapped it with
High concentrations
Of--
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Just bake it, steven,
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00:14:03,944 --> 00:14:05,678
Just bake it.
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00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:06,880
Mmm!
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00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,749
Oh, cassie lynn!
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00:14:09,816 --> 00:14:12,119
What?
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00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,521
Your chicken
Smells delicious.
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00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,989
Who cares!
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00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:18,992
My hands are rough,
My hair is limp,
261
00:14:19,059 --> 00:14:22,295
And I've got
A gizzard stain
On my shirt.
262
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,697
But you're learning
To cook.
263
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,500
Doesn't that make you
Feel wonderfully good
About yourself?
264
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,102
Oh, get a life.
265
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,675
Stick a fork in me,
Miss steuben,
266
00:14:35,742 --> 00:14:37,110
I'm done.
267
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,313
Oh, laura, what
A beautiful presentation!
268
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,714
Mmm. Perfection.
269
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:46,019
See what can happen
When you slow down
And take your time?
270
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:48,621
Yeah. You get food
You can actually eat.
271
00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,533
And what is our
Epicurean king
272
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,868
Cooking for us today?
273
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,437
Goose en croute...
274
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:05,505
Ooh!
275
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,140
A la waldo.
276
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:08,708
Oh, magnifique!
277
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:12,512
Thanks again for catering
My dinner party last weekend.
278
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:16,083
They liked the poached
Salmon beurre blanc?
279
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:17,150
They loved it.
280
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,519
And the creme brulee?
281
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:20,553
They raved.
282
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,089
You know, waldo,
283
00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:23,623
If you apply yourself,
284
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,526
You have the talent
To become a really
Great chef.
285
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:27,860
Wow.
286
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,863
I've never been good
At anything before.
287
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:33,633
Well, I can play
The top 40
On my armpit,
288
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,538
But you know
How fickle
289
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:40,007
The music business
Is.
290
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:43,010
Miss steuben!
291
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,446
It's alive!
292
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:47,981
What?
293
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,449
It's my urk yeast!
294
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:51,484
It appears the fungi
Has mutated.
295
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:54,754
Its mass is tripling
Every few seconds!
296
00:15:54,821 --> 00:15:56,656
Let's pray it's not
Intelligent.
297
00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,957
What shall
We do?
298
00:15:58,025 --> 00:15:59,326
Stand back!
299
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,128
Oh, god!
300
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,530
Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow.
301
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,665
Ow, ow, ow, ow.
302
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:06,699
Oh!
303
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,568
Ow! Ow!
304
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,037
Oh...
305
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,072
Ohh!
306
00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,243
Stop it! Stop it!
307
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,378
Aah!
308
00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,715
Save yourselves!
309
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,651
Save yourself,
Laura!
310
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,853
What should I do?
311
00:16:26,919 --> 00:16:29,656
Get a container!
Catch the stuff!
312
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,425
Oh. Cool.
313
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,309
Cassie lynn,
Let's help them!
314
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:53,046
Are you serious?
I'm wearing silk.
315
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:56,716
I hope you know
A good dry cleaner!
316
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,451
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
317
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,521
Be careful!
318
00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,456
Oh, ick!
319
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,599
Carl, got a minute?
320
00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:14,934
I'm on my way
To work.
321
00:17:15,001 --> 00:17:17,670
Richie has something
To tell you.
322
00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:18,705
Go ahead, sweetie.
323
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,141
I'm a rotten
Slimeball.
324
00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,611
Come here, richie.
325
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:26,146
Go to uncle carl.
326
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:31,050
Now, just calm down
And tell your uncle carl
327
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,052
Why you're
A rotten slimeball.
328
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:36,055
I broke your new
Tv camera.
329
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,625
Oh...
330
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:39,992
It was you.
331
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,494
How did it happen?
332
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,795
I dropped it.
333
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,732
Richie says he hasn't slept
Since it happened.
334
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:50,970
I told him he'd feel better
If he told you the truth.
335
00:17:51,037 --> 00:17:52,439
Your mommy is right.
336
00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,742
You should always
Listen to your
Conscience.
337
00:17:55,808 --> 00:17:57,210
My conscience?
338
00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,147
Mm-hmm.
That little voice
That tells you
339
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,449
That you're doing
The right thing.
340
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,984
Mommy, you're like
A conscience, too.
341
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,219
That's right, honey.
342
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:09,222
Only you're
A lot louder.
343
00:18:09,289 --> 00:18:12,125
That's right,
Honey.
344
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,493
Don't you
Feel better
345
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,995
Having told
Uncle carl
The truth?
346
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,164
Sure do.
347
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,599
Know what?
I feel better, too,
348
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:23,303
Because I already
Knew that you
Broke my camera.
349
00:18:23,370 --> 00:18:26,105
I waited to see
If you'd tell me.
350
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,507
Really?
How'd you know?
351
00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:31,678
Well, let's take
A look at the tape.
352
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,347
Now, you see?
353
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,883
It is obvious
That the cameraman
354
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,785
Was 3 feet tall.
355
00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:41,554
Oops.
356
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:45,558
We have to talk to eddie
About his study habits.
357
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,636
[bubbling noises]
358
00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,981
Miss steuben,
I told the janitor
359
00:19:09,048 --> 00:19:12,252
About our
Little problem here.
360
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,153
Is he coming?
361
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:18,391
No. He opted for
Early retirement.
362
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:20,727
I see.
363
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:25,232
Oh, I think he had
The right idea, steven.
364
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,067
I think I'm going
To march myself
365
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,370
Right down to
The principal's office
366
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,705
And turn in
My spatula.
367
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:38,211
What are you saying,
Miss steuben?
368
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,146
I'm quitting!
369
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,448
I'm facing the fact
370
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,150
That as a teacher
I deserve an "F."
371
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,386
Bite your tongue,
Miss steuben.
372
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:50,156
I already did that
When I slipped.
373
00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:52,158
You're a wonderful
Teacher.
374
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:56,128
No! I'm a nervous
Teacher!
375
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,231
Oh I have a muscle
In my forehead
376
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,400
That will not
Stop jerking.
377
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:04,170
Miss steuben,
Listen.
378
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,539
You taught laura
To slow down
379
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,675
And stop taking
Shortcuts,
380
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:11,544
And you taught
Cassie lynn nubbles,
381
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:16,115
The poster girl for
Useless people...
382
00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:19,319
What it's like to do
Things for herself.
383
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,921
And, my god!
384
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,457
Look what you've
Done to waldo.
385
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:27,594
You have any idea
How you've
Changed him?
386
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,196
I guess he's changed
A little.
387
00:20:30,263 --> 00:20:31,931
A little? Why--whoa!
388
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,132
Whoa.
389
00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:34,701
Why, thanks to you,
390
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:39,639
Waldo
Is swapping recipes
With wolfgang puck.
391
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:42,675
You helped him discover
A hidden talent.
392
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,578
And now, thanks to you,
He has something
393
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,380
That he didn't
Have before--
394
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,916
Self-respect.
395
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,951
And what about you,
Steven?
396
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:56,088
Have I taught you
Anything?
397
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,890
Well...
398
00:20:57,957 --> 00:20:59,692
Let me ask you
Something.
399
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,829
What grade am I
Going to get?
400
00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:04,364
Oh...
401
00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,098
Look around, steven.
402
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:08,668
[bubbling noises]
403
00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:13,172
I don't think an "A"
Is in the cards.
404
00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:14,741
I didn't think so,
405
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,544
And that's what
You've taught me,
Miss steuben--
406
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,547
It's okay to be
Less than perfect
407
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,249
As long as you
Tried your best.
408
00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:26,553
Well, actually, I guess
That applies to me.
409
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,556
Look, miss steuben,
You teach us more
410
00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:32,559
Than just things
Out of a textbook.
411
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,194
You teach us things
About life!
412
00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:36,996
Do you really think so?
413
00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:40,867
I know the pay's lousy,
The hours are long,
414
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:43,670
And you rarely get
The credit you deserve,
415
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,373
But you're a teacher,
Miss steuben...
416
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:48,641
And a darn good one.
417
00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:52,178
Oh, steven!
418
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:53,746
Oh, miss steuben...
419
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:54,781
Thank you so much.
420
00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,082
Oh, thank you--
421
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,618
Whoa!
Ha ha!
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