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Laura,
My beautiful bonbon!
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I don't have time
For you to pester me.
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No sweat, my pet.
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I'm here to
Pester your pop.
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Where is he?
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I haven't seen him all day.
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I was hoping I could say
The same thing about you.
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Heh heh heh heh!
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[snorts]
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[coughs]
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Oh, you
Crack me up.
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Now, listen...
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I could use
Some advice.
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Ooh!
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Never sit in
A chair backwards.
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No, no, no.
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I've done something
That might upset your dad
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Just a tad.
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You didn't borrow
Another pair
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Of his boxer shorts,
Did you?
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No. My parents
Finally popped
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For a real
Movie screen.
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What I need from you,
Is advice on how to break
Bad news to your father.
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Just come right out
With it.
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It annoys him
If you beat around the bush.
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Gotcha. No bush beating.
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Unless he's
In a bad mood.
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Then, steer clear.
Make yourself scarce.
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No, siree.
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That's the
Coward's way out.
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I've made a mistake,
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And I'm gonna
Fess up to it
Like a man.
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Hi, dad.
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[groans]
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What's the matter?
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The dentist just
Gave me a root canal.
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What do you want?
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Oh...
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Oops.
Ciao.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we'll smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Oh, wow!
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You know, harriette,
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Every time we go
To a clearance sale,
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We get yelled at,
We stand in line for hours,
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We get shoved
We get pushed,
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And all to save
$3.00 on a sweater.
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Fun, isn't it?
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I love it. Let's
Do it again tomorrow.
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Hello,
Mother winslow.
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Hello.
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How are you doing?
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Hey,
What's all this?
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I sat down to
Add these pictures
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To the family
Photo album,
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And I started looking
At the old ones.
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That was
Three hours ago.
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Ooh! Look at
This old picture.
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Who's that?
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That's either
Reverend shore...
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Or my bookie.
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They both had
Shifty eyes.
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Oh, look.
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Little carl takes
His first steps.
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Yep. Straight to
The refrigerator.
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Oh, stop it.
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You know some of
These photos
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Go back a long,
Long way.
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Yeah, I know.
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You know, I realized today that
A lot of our family history
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Will be lost
When I die.
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Oh, come on now, that won't be
For a long, long time.
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Well, I hope you're right.
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But still I'd like to
Sit the kids down,
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And tell them
About our family.
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Oh, I think
That's a terrific idea.
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Me, too.
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I think our children
Should know
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Where
They come from.
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Ooh! Hey, look.
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He is fi-I-I-I-ine.
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I know. That's
Why I married him.
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This is carl's daddy?
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What happened?
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* go do that *
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Get it right,
Girl.
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* go do that go do that
Ooh, ooh *
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Oh, troop steps. Oh!
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That's it.
Get it, girl.
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* alright *
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Go ahead. Go ahead.
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Hey, yo, yo, yo!
That's not bad
For a beginner.
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But check out
The dance master.
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Step aside, old timer.
Watch the magic
Happen, okay?
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Go! Go!
Oh!
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Oh-oh!
Oh-oh!
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Hip action
In the house.
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Oh! Get it,
Girl.
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Oh, ho ho!
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Oh!
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It's my turn.
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Give me some room.
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Oh!
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Oh, man!
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Somebody get him
A crowbar.
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Go do that!
Get it! Get it!
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Get it!
Get it! Go!
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Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Hey!
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Alright,
My big man!
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Yeah.
You the man.
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That's it.
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Hey, kids, kids,
Do you have a moment?
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I want to talk
About something.
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I want us to go
Through this photo album
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And talk about
Our family history.
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Got to go.
See you.
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Got a study date.
I'm gone.
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Mm-hmm.
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I might have to
Rethink my strategy.
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Oh, laura, my little
Ray of sunshine.
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What do you want, steve?
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Your hand in marriage
And 2.3 children.
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Meanwhile, I'd like
To talk to carl.
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Is his mood better?
Cheered up.
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Goody gumdrops.
He's having dessert.
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It's risky
When he's in a bad mood.
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It's suicidal
To interrupt him
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While he's having
Chocolate milk
And smores.
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Oh, dear.
Well, see you later.
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Wait, laura. You actually
Took time to warn me.
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So?
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So you love me,
Don't you?
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No.
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Hey, mama.
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Hello, edward.
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How was your study date?
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Terrible. All she
Wanted to do was study.
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History?
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Yeah. We're studying
World war ii.
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Boring.
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Not for the people
Who went through it.
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Listen, edward...
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I'm a little
Disappointed in you.
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Uh-oh.
What did I do now?
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Earlier tonight grandmother
Was trying to talk to you
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About your family history.
You ran out.
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Mom, the other kids
Did, too.
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"Mom, the other kids
Did, too."
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Edward,
You're the oldest.
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You're supposed to be
Trying to set a good example.
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If you had listened
To your grandmother,
The others would have.
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Mom, the other kids feel exactly
The same way I do.
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If we want to learn
Something about the past,
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We justwatch
The wonder years.
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Aah!
Aah!
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Steve, you scared me.
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Well, look
Who's talking.
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Go home, steve.
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No can do, big guy.
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You and I
Need to talk.
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Oh, alright.
What is it?
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Do you remember
When you brought home
The brochure
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For the prison
Pen pal program?
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Sure. P.P.P.P.
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Well, it seemed like
A darn fine idea.
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So I picked out a name
And started writing letters.
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Good for you, steve.
What name did you pick?
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Well, one name just leaped
Right out at me--
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Elmerita puckerwood.
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Whoa. That name would
Leap out at anybody.
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Well, at first,
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Our letters were
Polite and friendly,
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But then--
Oh, but then...
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Then?
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Well, elmerita's
Prose became...
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Flowery
And rather intimate.
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Uh-oh.
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The big uh-oh.
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I realized too late
That elmerita
Had fallen in love with me.
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A woman in prison
Fell in love with you?
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That's kind of funny.
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Yeah, well,
I guess it is.
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You know, I wrote
Back several times,
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Assuring her
That the feeling
Wasn't mutual,
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But she just thought
I was playing
Hard-to-get.
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00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:09,076
Really?
That's hilarious.
204
00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,278
Now here's
The really
Funny part--
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Elmerita begged me
To send her
A picture of myself.
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That's great!
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00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,588
Oh, but here's
The funniest
Part of all--
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Oh, you're gonna love this,
Big guy--
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I sent her
A picture of you!
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[snorting]
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[snorting]
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00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:54,087
Well,
That's the funny
Part, big guy.
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You shouldn't have
Done that, steve.
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Well, I know.
And I'm really sorry.
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00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:01,762
Well, that's no biggie.
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00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:04,597
After all, the woman
Is in federal prison.
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00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,533
No harm done.
218
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,436
Well...
219
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:12,505
Well, what?
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She might be
Getting out soon.
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00:11:14,641 --> 00:11:15,743
How soon?
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00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,410
[doorbell rings]
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Real soon.
224
00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:51,845
Come here, you great big
Hunk of hershey...
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00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:56,149
And give your woman
A kiss!
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00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,904
Uh, do I know you?
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00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,840
Oh, stop teasing, steve.
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00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:22,742
I'm elmerita puckerwood.
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00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,012
Well, wait a minute,
Back up.
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Oh, come here,
Dreamboat.
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I'm going to sail you
Right into the sunset.
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But my name
Isn't steve!
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My name is
Carl winslow.
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That's fine.
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You can call yourself
Whatever you want,
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But when the lights
Go out,
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Your name
Is going to be...
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"Oh...Baby."
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Quite a piece of work,
Isn't she, big guy?
240
00:12:57,644 --> 00:12:59,212
Well, who are you?
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Uh, well, uh...
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00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:05,285
Ma'am,
There's a fascinating
Story about that.
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00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:06,586
Run along, sonny.
244
00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,221
No, he's going
To stay.
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00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,925
Steve, would you
Please tell
Miss puckerwood
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00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,027
Exactly what is
Going on here?
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Do it!
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00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:20,600
Oh...
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00:13:20,667 --> 00:13:22,235
Go on.
250
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:26,473
Well, you see, I
Wrote those letters.
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I'm steven q. Urkel.
252
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,945
I don't believe that
For one red-hot second.
253
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,380
Oh, no, it's true.
254
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,316
You see...You see...
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He wrote the letter,
256
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But he sent you
My picture.
257
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Oh! Then you're the one
I fell in love with!
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I ain't seen a man
In seven years.
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00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:55,535
And you look close
To what I remember!
260
00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,307
Uh...Uh...
261
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,548
Elmerita...
262
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:15,455
I'm sorry, but there's
Nothing that's going to
Happen between us.
263
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,489
What?
264
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,625
Uh, time out,
Time out.
265
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,494
Carl and I need
To have a brief
Corner caucus.
266
00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,496
We'll be right back.
267
00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:27,134
Well, what is it, steve?
268
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:30,470
Carl, you need
To be real careful
269
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,472
How you handle
Elmerita.
270
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,211
Well, I know that.
271
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:41,081
Uh-huh,
But what you
Don't know is why
272
00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,283
She was in prison.
273
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:51,124
Uh, w-w-well, why?
274
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,626
She shot a man
Who turned her down.
275
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,897
Thought you should
Know that.
276
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:09,809
Elmerita?
277
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,344
Yes?
278
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:15,415
You know, you are
A stunning woman.
279
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:17,817
Well, it's about time
You noticed.
280
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:18,986
Yes, yes.
281
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:22,222
I also noticed
When the light
282
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,391
Hits your face
From a certain angle,
283
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:27,560
You look exactly
Like diana ross.
284
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:32,332
What kind of undiscovered
Angle is that, carl?
285
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:36,803
Diana ross, huh?
286
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:37,937
Uh-huh.
287
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:41,408
Well, touch me
In the morning.
288
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:43,376
Whoo!
289
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:50,417
Gosh, there's nothing
I'd like better.
290
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:53,653
But unfortunately,
I'm a married man.
291
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,023
You are?
Happily married?
292
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,458
Oh, yes, very happy.
Very, very.
293
00:15:58,525 --> 00:15:59,426
Very happy.
294
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:01,728
Then why did you
Turn on my oven
295
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:05,598
If you wasn't
Ready to cook?
296
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:08,601
Well, it's all
Been a terrible,
Tragic mix-up.
297
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,436
Right, steve?
298
00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:13,106
Oh, a terrible,
Tragic mix-up.
299
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,808
Elmerita, I'd like to help
You get a fresh start.
300
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:19,212
I know some companies
Who may be hiring ex-cons.
301
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,048
You can get me a job?
302
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:24,384
I can try.
Do you have a place to stay?
303
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:29,922
Well, no,
But I was planning on
Bunking up with you, baby.
304
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,592
Well, I know there's
A halfway house
Right nearby here.
305
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:36,829
Matter of fact, they're so
Close, we're halfway there.
306
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:37,864
Bye, elmerita.
307
00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:40,200
Hey, and don't
Forget to write.
308
00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:46,239
You sure you don't want
To fool around?
309
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:50,410
I'm real tempted,
Elmerita.
310
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,613
But I--I just
Can't do it.
311
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,015
Okay, but it's your loss.
312
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,550
For your information,
313
00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:02,755
I got a full-body tattoo
Of the united states.
314
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:08,027
And I was going to give you
A geography lesson
315
00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,663
You'd never forget.
316
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,401
Sucker.
317
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:34,154
[bell rings]
318
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,124
Settle down, class.
319
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:39,426
Settle down.
320
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:42,295
The past few days we've been
Studying world war ii.
321
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:44,531
Open your books
To page 189.
322
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,534
Waldo, would you please read
The chapter heading?
323
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,638
Waldo?
324
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,173
Out loud.
325
00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:58,645
Oh. Cool.
326
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:00,012
"The fighter pilot."
327
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,215
Thank you, mr. Faldo.
328
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,418
Hey, I'm here from
2:00 to 3:00 every day.
329
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,053
We're going
To learn a little
330
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,855
About the role
Fighter pilots
331
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,757
Played in the second world war.
332
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,192
You can put away
Your books,
333
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:14,427
Because we have
A guest speaker.
334
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,497
First, a question.
335
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:21,234
How many of you have relatives
Who fought in world war ii?
336
00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:24,904
Does it matter
Which side?
337
00:18:24,971 --> 00:18:26,706
Not really.
338
00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:31,611
Good, because my uncle
Accidentally joined
The italian army.
339
00:18:31,678 --> 00:18:34,714
Eddie, how about you?
Any relatives
Who fought in the war?
340
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,550
Um, I really don't know.
341
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:41,621
In that case, I want you to pay
Extra-close attention.
342
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:42,822
Class...
343
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:48,528
Please welcome
Estelle winslow.
344
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:51,130
[applause]
345
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,505
Hey, eddie,
That fighter pilot
Looks like your grandma.
346
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,109
Hello, everyone.
347
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,611
Hello.
Hi.
348
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:08,581
I'd like to talk to you
About the tuskegee airmen.
349
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:11,484
Does anyone here know
Who they were?
350
00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:15,455
Eddie?
351
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:20,092
Uh, uh...
352
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,695
No.
353
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,232
The tuskegee airmen
Were black pilots
354
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,200
Who fought during
World war ii.
355
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,268
That's right.
356
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:29,502
In those days,
357
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,838
The armed services
Were segregated,
358
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:34,341
So they had to form
Their own unit.
359
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:35,908
Lights, please.
360
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:45,252
They became the 332nd
Fighter group
361
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:47,086
Of the army air corps,
362
00:19:47,153 --> 00:19:49,689
And my husband
Sam winslow
363
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:50,723
Was one of them.
364
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,025
Ooh!
Ooh!
365
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:55,795
Your grandfather was
A fighter pilot?
366
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:58,265
Well, uh, yeah.
367
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,933
Sure, baby.
368
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,935
There's a lot
Of him in me.
369
00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,839
This is sam's fighter,
370
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,008
A single-engine p-47
371
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:12,745
He called
"The brown bombshell."
372
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:15,982
Obviously he named it
After me.
373
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,016
[wolf whistles]
374
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,718
Boys, that's enough.
375
00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:19,952
Oh, that's okay
376
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:22,789
Let the boys
Express themselves.
377
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:27,994
During the war,
The pilots of the 332nd
Fighter group
378
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,464
Flew more than
15,000 missions.
379
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:34,801
200 of those were as
Heavy-bomber escorts
380
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,769
Deep into germany.
381
00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:41,173
Not one bomber was lost
To enemy fighter opposition.
382
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:45,312
They were the only group
To have that record.
383
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,119
Eddie, your grandmother's
Pretty cool.
384
00:20:53,185 --> 00:20:55,555
Yeah, she sure is.
385
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:03,162
You should have
Seen her.
386
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:04,497
Grandma was incredible.
387
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,467
The bell rang,
And nobody left.
388
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:10,437
Hey, that's the sign
Of a top-notch storyteller.
389
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:13,840
Oh, what can I say?
I'm gifted.
390
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:16,476
But I want you to give
Your mother credit, too.
391
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:19,679
It was her idea
That I go to your class.
392
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:23,816
Hey, ma, why did you waste
Such a cool idea on eddie?
393
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,818
I lost my head.
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