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Carl?
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Are you sure you don't want to
Go skating with us?
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Yeah come on, dad.
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Nah, no thanks.
I'm too tired. Oh.
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You were right,
Aunt harriette.
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He is a lazy
Sack of potatoes.
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Uh...
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I, uh, I said it
With love.
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Come on. Let's go.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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I worked a double shift
Last night.
I'm dead tired.
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Now all I want to do is
I want to dent this couch.
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Well, you certainly are
Built for the job.
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Ahh.
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Mmm.
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I thought I'd die.
I just--
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I was like staaaa...
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Carl?
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Carl?
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Mmm.
Carl!
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Aah...What?
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Where's the furniture?
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What furniture,
Harriette?
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Exactly!
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What are you talking...
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What the--
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What?
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Whe--
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Whe--
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Wha--
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Where's the furniture?
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My god,
We've been robbed!
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Let's check
The rest of the house.
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I'm going
To call the police.
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What? What?
I am the police.
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Rachel, if the other guys
Find out that I...
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Well, that I slept through
The robbery of my own home,
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I'll be
A laughingstock.
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Hi dee ho, winslows!
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Wait a minute.
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My parents
Tried this once.
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Tried what?
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You're moving,
And you're not telling me.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside
These gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* but we'll smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
And opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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You find
Any prints, al?
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No...
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But don't worry,
Sleeping beauty,
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Someday
Your prints will come.
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Oh, cute, al. Real cute.
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It'll be a long time
Before you make sergeant.
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Ahem.
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So...Rip van winslow.
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I'm almost finished
With this robbery report.
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Can you
Give me a description
Of the perpetrators?
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Oh, yeah, I forgot.
You were asleep.
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That's it.
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Get it all out.
That's right.
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I'm sorry to
Pressure you, winslow
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But I got to get this info
Before you doze off again.
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Okay. Alright.
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Make
Your little jests
At my expense,
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But I will have
The last laugh.
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And do you know why
I will have
The last laugh?
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Because
You're so well-rested?
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Hear me and remember.
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I will find
My furniture.
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I will track down
The lowlife or lowlifes
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Who dared do
This dirty deed to me,
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And they will pay,
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And all of
My fellow officers...
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Will say, "Hey, sarge,
You are one heck of a cop,"
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And they will
Circle around me
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In a giant donut
Of admiration.
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Winslow...
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I've misjudged you.
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You're not the type
To take things
Lying down.
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That's right.
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You're the kind of guy
Who lies down while
Other people take things.
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Here. Read
The study questions.
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Number one.
Define inert gas.
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Man, I don't have
A clue.
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Me neither.
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But once my father had it
So bad, he had to go to
The hospital.
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Hi, guys.
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Steve, I'm so glad
To see you.
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Really?
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Oh, you may find this
Hard to believe, eddo,
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But, that's
The first time
In my entire life
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I've ever heard
That phrase.
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We're studying for
The big chemistry
Exam tomorrow.
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Oh, good.
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No, it isn't.
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I'm way behind.
I'll flunk big-time.
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Oh, don't be
A fuddy-duddy.
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I'll be
Your study buddy.
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Steve, I could
Study all night,
And I'd still flunk.
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I'm a dead man...
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Unless...
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Unless what?
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Unless maybe
You'd be willing
To help me.
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I just told you, eddo,
Mi noggin es su noggin.
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No. What I meant is
Maybe you could help me
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During the test.
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Oh!
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Cheating?
Cheating?
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Shh!
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I prefer to call it
"Sharing."
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Well, I for one
Am appalled.
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Why are you upset,
Waldo?
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Cheating is wrong, eddie.
You should know that.
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I may get fs,
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But by god,
I earn them.
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I never thought
I'd see the day
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When I actually
Agree with
Waldo geraldo faldo.
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I want you to forget
This cheating nonsense
Post-pronto.
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00:08:07,354 --> 00:08:08,889
But why?
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Eddo, cheating is like
Wearing your grandmother's
Underpants.
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Sure it may cover your heinie,
But if you make a habit of it,
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You've got
A serious problem.
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But it won't become a habit,
Steve. Help me just this once,
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And I promise from now
On I'll actually study.
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No way. Sorry ain't
Gonna happen.
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Steve, I have
Nowhere else to turn.
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I need you, buddy.
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Would you come through
For me...
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Please?
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Oh!
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Alright.
I'll do it.
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Yes!
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But one time,
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And only
On one condition.
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You have to promise
To study chemistry
With me night and day
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Until you're caught up.
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You got it.
Thanks, steve.
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Now,
We need a plan.
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00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,544
Hey, here's one.
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How about you
Giving me the answers?
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Clever,
But will it work?
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Now wait a minute.
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The test
Is multiple choice.
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Mm-hmm.
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So we'll need
A secret code...
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A way of communicating
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That will appear
To be normal,
Everyday behavior.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hello, I've got it!
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If the answer is "A,"
I'll sneeze.
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Ah...
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Ah...
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Ah-choo!
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If the answer is "B,"
I'll suddenly cough.
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[coughs]
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And if the answer is "C,"
I'll blow my nose.
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And if the answer is "D,"
I'll hiccup.
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[hiccup]
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Great.
That's perfect.
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Oh, yes, it's perfect
And to the teacher,
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00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:06,439
It will appear
That I merely have
The common cold.
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Steve,
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00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:09,276
You are a genius!
Ha ha!
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Oh...
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Then why do I feel
So dirty?
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00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:23,123
[steve coughs]
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[waldo]
Steve, what's with you?
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Oh, waldo,
I've come down
With this awful cold.
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[bell rings]
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[coughs]
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Alright. Everybody
In your seats.
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Let's go.
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Alright.
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I put the tests
On your desks
Face down.
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Now no one turn
Them over until--
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So nice of you
To join us,
Mr. Winslow.
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Sorry I'm so late, sir.
I was studying real hard.
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Well, I'm glad to hear it. Sit
Down.
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Psst!
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00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:03,764
Psst!
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00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,999
Mister urkel.
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00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,101
Have you sprung
Some sort of leak?
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00:11:10,537 --> 00:11:11,972
No, sir.
Sorry, sir.
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Alright.
Turn your papers over.
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We have 40 minutes
Beginning...Now.
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Oh.
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00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:32,659
Oh.
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00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:33,894
Oh.
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00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:45,338
Ahem.
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Ah...
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00:11:50,744 --> 00:11:52,145
Ah...
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00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,180
Ah-choo!
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00:11:57,284 --> 00:11:58,285
[coughs]
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Mr. Urkel,
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00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:11,664
Are we having a problem
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Controlling
Our bodily fluids?
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Oh. Well,
I certainly am, sir.
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I woke up this morning
With a cold.
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And you decided
To bring it in to us
For show and tell.
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Good one. Heh heh heh.
[snorts]
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00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:31,985
Oh!
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Hey, steve, good cover.
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I'm not covering, eddo.
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I really did wake up
This morning with a cold.
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No talking!
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Ah...
Ah-choo!
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[cough cough]
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00:13:10,057 --> 00:13:11,758
"Steve, please help.
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00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,460
Give me the answers
To the test."
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[whistles]
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00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:32,112
What might this be,
Mr. Urkel?
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00:13:32,179 --> 00:13:35,215
Well, this looks like
The answers to the test.
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00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:42,355
"1-a, 2-c, 3-b--"
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00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,523
Cut that out!
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00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:51,731
Well...
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Mr. Urkel...
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Whom were you helping
To cheat?
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I'm waiting.
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00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,180
I want you to go straight
To the principal's office
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00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:09,382
And give him
One good reason
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00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,885
Why he shouldn't
Expel you for cheating.
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00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,153
Ahh.
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00:14:51,591 --> 00:14:53,060
I'm home, harriette,
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00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:54,561
And the subject is closed.
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00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,200
So you didn't find
Our furniture?
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00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,869
Great. Look
What you've gone and done.
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00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,637
You've gone
And opened up the subject.
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00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:08,341
Carl...
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00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,377
I'm tired of sitting
On these lawn chairs.
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00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:13,213
My butt's starting
To look like the top
Of a cherry pie.
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00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,019
Harriette, this whole thing
Is starting to get to me.
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00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:20,787
I'm starting
To doubt myself.
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00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,722
Carl,
What do you mean?
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00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:26,093
Well, I mean I can't
Believe I slept
Through the whole robbery.
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00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,962
This is not like me.
I'm a light sleeper.
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00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:31,331
Sure, I got the reflexes
Of a jungle cat.
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00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:39,239
That's true, carl.
252
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,441
You know I remember when
The kids were little
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00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,610
And needed their
Middle of the night
Feeding.
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00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,513
You were the first one
To wake up and say,
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00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:49,149
"Harriette, get up
And feed the kids."
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00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,455
So, big bro, you gonna haul
Your ugly, guilty mug
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00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,725
Down to the principal's office
And come clean?
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I hadn't
Planned on it.
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00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,365
Well, why not?
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00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:09,136
Laura, one person
Is already in trouble.
261
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:13,373
If I confess, two people
Will be in trouble.
262
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:16,543
All that does
Is put more people
In trouble.
263
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,245
I wouldn't be able
To live with that.
264
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,749
Eddie, you forced
Steve to cheat.
265
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:25,952
And now when he needs
You, you leave him
High and dry.
266
00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:27,420
Eddie, steve was
A real friend to you.
267
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:29,322
And it's about time
You returned the favor.
268
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,260
God, I love you!
269
00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:41,368
You're right.
270
00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,136
This whole thing
Is my fault.
271
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:49,309
Tomorrow morning, I'll go to
Principal shimata's office,
272
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,579
And I'll tell him
The truth.
273
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:55,148
Thanks, eddo.
274
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,516
I knew
You'd come through.
275
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,691
Shh.
276
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,070
A little shot
Of this gas
277
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:20,607
And winslow
Will be sleeping
Like a baby.
278
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,210
Why are we robbing
The same place twice?
279
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,445
I thought
We got everything.
280
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:28,915
Humiliation,
My dim-witted friend.
281
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:33,186
Carl winslow nailed me
At the peak of my career.
282
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,687
You should
Have seen me, ned.
283
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,257
I was slick and sinewy.
284
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,126
I could
Slip through a house
285
00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:43,330
Like thread
Through the eye of a needle.
286
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,532
That must have been
When homes were
A lot bigger, huh?
287
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,202
Nick, come here.
288
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,305
Ow!
289
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:57,744
Carl winslow
Ruined my life.
290
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,045
You know
What 12 long years
291
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,614
In a federal penitentiary
Can do to a man?
292
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,851
Turn him into a twisted,
Demented sociopath
Like yourself?
293
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:10,290
Hey!
294
00:18:10,357 --> 00:18:12,392
I was a legend once,
295
00:18:12,459 --> 00:18:14,794
And I could be
A legend again.
296
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,763
You stick with me,
Ned,
297
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:20,167
And one day
They'll write a song
About us.
298
00:18:21,968 --> 00:18:23,903
Gee, I hope
It's not rap.
299
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,238
I hate rap.
300
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:49,629
Dad?
301
00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,597
Hmm?
302
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:51,964
Can we talk to you?
303
00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:54,567
Sure. Sit down.
Make yourselves
Uncomfortable.
304
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,006
What's up?
305
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,974
Well, actually,
This is eddie's story.
306
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,176
All you'll hear from me
307
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:07,046
Is an occasional
"Mm-hmm, that's right."
308
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:07,980
That's enough, steve.
309
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,316
Mm-hmm,
That's right.
310
00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:13,753
Dad...
311
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,888
I did something
Really stupid at school,
312
00:19:15,955 --> 00:19:18,325
And I'm going
To get in trouble for it.
313
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:21,928
So I thought I should let you
Know about it before you get
A call from the principal.
314
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:26,065
Uh-oh. This
Sounds serious.
315
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,900
What did you do?
316
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,802
Well, I...
317
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,439
I...
318
00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:33,773
[yawns]
319
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,042
I cheated on my test.
320
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,477
Mm-hmm...
321
00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:39,045
[yawns]
322
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:40,380
That's right.
323
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:43,883
You cheated?
324
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:47,787
Dad.
325
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:48,855
You cheated?
326
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:54,994
Yes, sir.
327
00:19:55,061 --> 00:19:57,397
Edward,
I can't remember
328
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,499
The last time
I've been so angry...
329
00:20:01,734 --> 00:20:02,802
And sleepy.
330
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,840
I'm sleepy, too.
331
00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:10,009
Mm-hmm...
332
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:11,444
That's right.
333
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,591
And don't try anything,
Otherwise you'll get
Another taste of my shovel.
334
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,426
Take it easy.
I'm a bleeder.
335
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,330
[groans]
336
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,064
You cheated?
337
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,366
You're grounded.
338
00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:40,773
Get over here!
339
00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:45,378
Terbium, 158.92 tb.
340
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:48,815
Terbium, 158.92 tb.
341
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:52,285
Dysprosium, 162.50 dy.
342
00:20:52,352 --> 00:20:55,788
Dyspro--dys...
Man, this--this stinks.
343
00:20:58,057 --> 00:21:00,026
Can't we take a break
From this chemistry
Stuff?
344
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,728
Negatory, eddo.
345
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:05,197
Now we have to be able
To recite the periodic table
Of the elements
346
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,667
Before mr. Shimata
Will lift our suspension.
347
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:10,236
And I want
To get back to school.
348
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,605
I simply crave
Academic nourishment.
349
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:17,577
Now...Where were we?
350
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:20,880
Ah, holmium,
My personal fave...
351
00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:24,083
164.93 ho.
352
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,753
169., uh, something.
353
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:27,887
No!
354
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:33,926
Okay.
355
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,800
Okay. Yeah, put it
Right down there.
356
00:21:40,867 --> 00:21:43,336
Yeah, to the left
A little bit.
Yeah, right there.
357
00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:45,037
Drop it.
That's it.
358
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,839
That's it.
359
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,741
Okay.
360
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:50,977
Oh, gee...
361
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,345
That looked heavy.
362
00:21:57,283 --> 00:21:58,150
Get him!
363
00:21:58,217 --> 00:21:59,786
Get him, rache,
Get him!
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