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It is quarter to ten!
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We'll be late
For church!
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As usual.
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Goodness.
Lord have mercy.
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At least he didn't tell us
To take the bus.
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If you're not ready
In five minutes,
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You're taking
The bus!
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Kids, are you ready?
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Almost!
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I'm ready.
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Richie, why did you
Spill grape juice
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All over yourself?
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Because we're out
Of orange juice.
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Come on.
Let's get changed.
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I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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Every time
We get ready,
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Somebody messes up
And does something.
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Estelle, my belle.
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Good morning, steve.
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Wow.
You look stunning.
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If I were a couple
Of years older,
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We, well, uh...
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Oh, stop.
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I got pantyhose
Older than you.
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Hey.
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Where is everyone?
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Getting ready
For church.
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Oh.
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Ohh.
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What's the matter,
Sugar?
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Well, I'm just jealous,
That's all.
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How come?
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Well, it's just
That every sunday,
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I watch you winslows
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Putt-putt
Off to church
In your gremlin...
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And, well, I wish
I could tag along.
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Doesn't your family
Go to church?
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Oh, no. My parents'
Sunday routine
Hasn't varied
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Since they were
Juniors at m.I.T.
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We get up at dawn
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And do
The new york times
Crossword puzzle
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In ink.
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Then we hop over
To the behavioral
Sciences lab
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For an
Hour-long soak
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In the sensory
Deprivation tanks.
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Well, steve,
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You are welcome
To come to church with us
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And sit
Right next to me.
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In a pew?
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With you?
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Will do.
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Maybe I didn't
Make myself clear.
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We are late for church!
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Let's go now!
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Carl, I'm sorry.
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We had
To change richie.
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We're sorry.
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Good news,
Everybody.
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Steve is coming
With us.
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Judy,
Change your dress.
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I'll change again.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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* I could never,
No, no, never *
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* thank you enough *
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* lord, I could never *
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* I could never
No, no, never *
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* thank you enough *
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* I, I, I
Could never *
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* I could never
No, no, never *
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* thank you enough *
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* you've been
So good to me *
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* you've been
So good to me *
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* been so good
To me *
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* been so good *
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* been so good to me *
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* god has been good
To me *
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* he's been good *
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* woke me up
Early this mornin' *
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* started me
On my way *
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* he's been good *
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* let me see you
Wave your hands *
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* he's been good to me *
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* yes, lord,
You've been good *
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* you've been
So good to me *
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Yeah!
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Bravissimo!
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Encore! Nice pipes!
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Steve.
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We usually shout out
"Amen" or "Hallelujah."
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Oh, thanks
For telling me.
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I was just about
To start the wave.
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My, my, my. The walls
Of this old church
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Are vibrating
With good music today.
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Well!
Yes! Yes!
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Amen!
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Our choir
Sounds so fine
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That even the angels
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In our
Stained glass windows
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Are moving to the beat.
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Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
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Hallelujah!
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Now, as you all know.
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Oh, tell it to us now.
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Carry on.
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Thank you.
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As you all know,
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Sister frampa,
Our former choir director,
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Has decided to pursue her
Musical career full-time.
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Amen!
Oh, yes! Amen!
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Singing backup
To z.Z. Top.
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Well. Well.
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Our new choir
Director will be...
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Sister
Rachel crawford.
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Yes!
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Yes! Yes!
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Ye--
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I'll think about it
And get back to you.
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But gospel sunday's
Only two weeks away.
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I accept.
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And I promise
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That this year's
Gospel sunday
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Will be the most fun day.
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I will lead this choir
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To new heights
Of perfection.
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I publicly pledge
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That I will leave
No stone unturned--
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Sister crawford.
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Yeah?
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We get
The picture.
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Now, as I look out
Upon the congregation,
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It makes me
Feel happy
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To see a few
New faces.
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Amen.
Yes.
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So if anyone
Feels the need
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To speak
What's in their heart,
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Stand up and testify.
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* ooh ooh ooh *
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Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!
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Young man,
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I take it
You have something to say.
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Yes,
Your pastorship.
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Pastor peeble...
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Regular people.
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My name is
Steven q. Urkel.
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Now, before today,
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I felt like there was
Something missing in my life.
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I know it seems
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Like I've got everything
Going for me.
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Hmph.
Well.
Well.
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Intelligence,
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Killer good looks,
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And a wonderful woman
Who's wild about me.
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Touching.
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Sorry.
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But today I've learned
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That those things were
Merely foolish pride...
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Amen. Amen.
Amen.
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Vain attempts to cover
The emptiness in my soul...
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Oh, yes.
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Not unlike the way
The good pastor here
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Tries to cover
The baldness
Of his head
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With that
Mail-order rug.
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It's about time
Somebody pointed
That out.
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I was looking for
Love, caring, and joy...
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And, well...
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This place is chock-full
Of those things.
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Yes, it is.
Amen.
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So...I'm happy
To say that...
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A few minutes ago,
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I opened my heart
And invited the lord in.
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Well, amen!
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[pastor]
Sister...
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Choir director.
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* a-a-a-amen *
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* a-a-a-amen *
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* a-a-a-amen *
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* amen *
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* amen *
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* a-a-a-amen *
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* a-a-a-amen *
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* a-a-a-amen *
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* amen *
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* amen *
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Becky, what do you say
After choir rehearsal
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You, me, movie.
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You, me, never!
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Eddie, you couldn't pick up
A girl if she had handles
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Hi, everybody.
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Oh, hi, carl.
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What's in the box?
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Oh. Um...
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Just a hat.
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Is that a present
For rachel?
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Maybe. Maybe not.
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Are you trying
To get the big solo?
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Maybe. Maybe not.
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Carl winslow,
You're sucking up.
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Yeah. So?
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Well, it's sneaky,
Underhanded,
And dishonest.
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Hi, harriette.
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Thanks for the
New necklace.
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It must
Have cost you
A fortune.
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Coffee break is over.
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Let's take our places,
Please.
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Oh, rachel.
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Un momento,
S'il vous plait.
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Hmm.
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Steve, what are you doing here?
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I'd like
To join the choir
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If it's o.K.
With you.
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I suppose. Squeeze in there
With the tenors.
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Hey. Gangway. Gangway.
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Elbow room. Elbow room.
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New guy.
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O.K., everyone.
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We'll start with
Oh, happy day.
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* oh, happy day *
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[singing off key]
* oh, happy day *
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* when jesus was-- *
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Hold it. Hold it.
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Sounds like
A hyena hootenanny.
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Uh, steve.
Perhaps I was
A little hasty.
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Step forward
And sing for me.
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Oh, certainly.
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* oh, happy day *
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Steve.
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* oh, happy day *
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Steve.
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* oh, happy day *
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Steve!
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Mmm.
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It's not
A happy day, steve.
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Honey,
You're way off-key.
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Let's see
If a pitch pipe
Will help.
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Try this.
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O.K. Here we go.
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* mmm *
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Steve, you're
Not listening.
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Listen to it now.
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* mmm *
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Steve, listen to it.
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* mmm, mmm *
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* mmm, mmm *
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We have
A major problem.
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Maybe you could
Come back
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When your voice
Has changed.
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It already did.
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Well, steve,
I'm sorry,
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But gospel sunday
Is very important,
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And I can't let you
In the choir.
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Aw. Aw.
Aw.
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Rachel, rachel,
Rachel, rachel.
270
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:30,824
He just joined.
271
00:11:30,891 --> 00:11:31,925
Give him a chance.
272
00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,160
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
273
00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:34,962
Excuse me,
274
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,430
But will everyone
Who is directing
This choir
275
00:11:37,497 --> 00:11:38,799
Please raise
Their baton?
276
00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:44,805
Well,
That's settled.
277
00:11:44,872 --> 00:11:46,774
Now, steve...
278
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,108
Your hymnal, please.
279
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:51,011
She can't do that.
280
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,279
O.K.
281
00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:21,441
* go tell it
On the mountain *
282
00:12:21,508 --> 00:12:23,643
Hallelujah.
283
00:12:23,710 --> 00:12:26,513
* over the hills *
284
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:31,785
* and everywhere *
285
00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:33,253
* go *
286
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:37,457
* tell it
On the mountain *
287
00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:38,491
Hallelujah.
288
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:43,496
* that jesus christ *
289
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,432
* is born *
290
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:47,334
No.
291
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,135
* go-- *
292
00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,303
People, people,
People.
293
00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:53,473
Now, I know
We've been
Rehearsing this song
294
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,909
For six hours,
295
00:12:55,976 --> 00:12:58,111
But it's losing
Its freshness.
296
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:01,148
Yeah, people.
Let's perk it up.
297
00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:03,616
Marge.
298
00:13:03,683 --> 00:13:05,085
Yes?
299
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,486
Sister.
300
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,588
Sing from
Your diaphragm,
301
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:09,689
Not your sinuses.
302
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:10,824
Ooh.
Ooh.
303
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,225
And,
Brother spencer,
304
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,327
Slap some polygrip
On those choppers.
305
00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:17,497
You sound like
A pair of castanets.
306
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,699
Rachel!
Zip it, harriette!
307
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,234
I got work to do here.
308
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:24,504
O.K. Now,
Once more.
309
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,673
And this time,
310
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,508
See if you can
Follow my baton.
311
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,016
* go tell it
On the mountain *
312
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,351
* over the hills
And everywhere *
313
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:40,921
* go tell it
On the mountain *
314
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:45,225
* that jesus christ
Is born *
315
00:13:45,292 --> 00:13:47,560
* go tell it
On the mountain-- *
316
00:13:47,627 --> 00:13:48,561
Hold it.
317
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,562
* hallelujah *
318
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:52,065
Carl.
319
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:55,368
86 the hallelujahs.
320
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:56,403
What about my solo?
321
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,405
86 that, too.
322
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,107
What--
323
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,343
Rachel,
You can't do that.
324
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:04,844
I bought you a hat.
325
00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:07,047
I can do
Whatever I want
326
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:10,617
Because I'm
The choir director.
327
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,319
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
328
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,420
Problem?
329
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:14,888
Now, now, now, rachel.
330
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:17,357
If carl's not singing
The solo, who is?
331
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:20,593
Well...
332
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:21,628
I am.
333
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,897
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
334
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:27,200
Look.
Marge and I have
The best voices,
335
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,937
So I flipped a coin,
And I won.
336
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,471
Ohh.
Ohh.
Ohh.
337
00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:33,506
Hey. Now, look.
338
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,807
I am in charge here.
339
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,477
That is why
I have the baton.
340
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,648
There.
341
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,083
[gasp]
342
00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:45,885
Now you have two.
343
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:52,059
Where are you going
With my hat?
344
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,527
Come back here.
345
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,263
Right now. Peop--
346
00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:01,334
That's it!
You will never sing
In this town again!
347
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,206
Oh!
348
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,553
Ooh.
349
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:33,000
You won again.
350
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:34,367
How did you get
So good at checkers?
351
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,568
Practice.
352
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,105
Fortunately,
When I was young,
I had no friends.
353
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,043
Steve, did you
Tell your parents
354
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,344
That you went
To church?
355
00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,545
Oh, yeah.
356
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,047
How did they take it?
357
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,116
Oh, not too good.
358
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,217
My father said,
359
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,052
"Steven, stop this
Church nonsense
360
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,386
"And rejoin
Your mother and me
361
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,355
In the sensory
Deprivation tanks."
362
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,425
And I said,
363
00:15:58,491 --> 00:15:59,859
"Tanks?
364
00:15:59,926 --> 00:16:01,461
No tanks."
365
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:06,833
Well, it's probably
Because they miss you.
366
00:16:06,899 --> 00:16:09,036
No. Philosophical
Disagreement.
367
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,338
My father
Demanded to know
368
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,805
How, with my
Scientific training,
369
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,075
I could believe
In god.
370
00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,444
I can't touch,
See, or feel him.
371
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,079
But I pointed out
372
00:16:19,146 --> 00:16:22,849
That I can't
Touch, see,
Or feel an atom,
373
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,484
But I believe
It exists.
374
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:27,120
You're right.
We call that faith.
375
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:31,491
Hi.
376
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,959
Oh, hi, sugar.
377
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,661
Where is everybody?
378
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,529
They went out
To dinner.
379
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,930
Why didn't you go?
380
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,600
Harriette, carl,
And I drew straws
381
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,701
To see
Who would stay
382
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:44,104
To have a
Heart-to-heart talk
With you.
383
00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:46,839
And you won.
384
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,176
Won. Lost. What's
The difference?
385
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:51,311
Rachel.
386
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:53,280
Sit over here,
Sweetheart.
387
00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,818
Rachel.
388
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:02,489
You know how
You've been acting
As choir director?
389
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,892
Yes.
390
00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,427
Well, uh...
391
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:09,829
Knock it off.
392
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,564
Excuse me?
393
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,401
Rachel, the good lord
Doesn't care
394
00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,704
If his praises
Are sung off-key
395
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:21,174
As long as it's sung
Straight from the heart.
396
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,480
You're right.
397
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,283
Steve, I shouldn't
Have kicked you
Out of the choir.
398
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,752
Look on
The bright side.
399
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,921
You just saved me
The trouble of
Quitting later on
400
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:39,926
With all the others.
401
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,928
I guess
I had that coming.
402
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:44,297
I really messed up.
403
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,732
Gospel sunday
Is in two days,
404
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,934
And the choir
Won't even talk to me.
405
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,236
Well, apologize
To them.
406
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,037
Maybe they'll
Forgive you.
407
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:54,274
Not after
The way I acted.
408
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:57,344
Rachel, just before
You came in,
409
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,213
Steve and I were
Discussing faith.
410
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,517
It seems to me
411
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,487
You should apologize
To the choir...
412
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:13,025
And have faith
They will forgive you.
413
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,527
But what if they
Don't forgive me?
414
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:16,629
Then you'll have
To leave town.
415
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:32,245
And as god tells us
In psalm 95, verse 1,
416
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:35,382
"Let us sing
Unto the lord.
417
00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,420
"Let us make
A joyful noise
418
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,122
To the rock
Of our salvation."
419
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,195
But we're not going
To do that today.
420
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,529
Aw. Aw.
Aw.
421
00:18:49,596 --> 00:18:51,631
Gospel sunday
Has been canceled.
422
00:18:51,698 --> 00:18:53,166
Oh, no.
423
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:56,102
Plans got changed.
424
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,905
Things got switched.
425
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:02,108
People had obligations.
426
00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,109
Pastor peeble.
427
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:05,745
Yes, rachel?
428
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:09,416
The congregation
Deserves to hear
The truth.
429
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,750
Please.
430
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,425
Folks...
431
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,928
The reason gospel sunday
Was canceled
432
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,096
Is because
The choir quit.
433
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,565
Oh, no.
434
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:27,700
And the reason
The choir quit
435
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:32,205
Was because the moment
I became choir director,
436
00:19:32,272 --> 00:19:33,640
I started acting
Like a jerk.
437
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:35,842
Amen. Well.
Amen.
438
00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:39,512
I got
A swelled head.
439
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,514
I started
Picking on people
440
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:43,883
And just bossing
Everyone around.
441
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:46,619
I am truly sorry,
442
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:48,120
And I just hope
443
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,190
You can find it
In your hearts
444
00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:52,191
To forgive me.
445
00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:54,661
Ohh.
Oh, no.
446
00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:56,996
Rachel.
447
00:19:57,063 --> 00:19:58,831
Yes?
448
00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:02,435
* put your hand
In the hand
Of the man *
449
00:20:02,502 --> 00:20:06,839
* who stilled the water *
450
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:10,410
* put your hand
In the hand
Of the man *
451
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:12,979
* that calmed
The sea *
452
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,750
* take a look
At yourself *
453
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:22,922
* and you may
Look at others
Differently *
454
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:26,759
* by putting your hand
In the hand
Of the man *
455
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,796
* from galilee *
456
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:35,402
* put your hand
In the hand of the man *
457
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:39,772
* who stilled the water *
458
00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:44,477
* put your hand
In the hand of the man *
459
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,347
* who calmed the sea *
460
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,215
* take a good look *
461
00:20:49,282 --> 00:20:51,050
* at yourself *
462
00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:55,455
* you might look
At others differently *
463
00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:57,357
* by putting
Your hands *
464
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,326
* in the hands
Of the man *
465
00:20:59,392 --> 00:21:02,228
* from galilee *
466
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:03,863
Oh, yeah.
467
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:07,534
* put your hand
In the hand of the man *
468
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,235
* who stilled the water *
469
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:10,236
Amen!
470
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:11,738
* the water *
471
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:15,408
* put your hand
In the hand of the man *
472
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:18,578
* who calmed the sea *
473
00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:21,948
* take a look
At yourself *
474
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:26,986
* and you might look
At others differently *
475
00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:31,190
* by putting your hand
In the hand of the man *
476
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,425
* from galilee *
477
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:34,827
* ohh, ohh *
478
00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:38,565
* put your hand
In the hand of the man *
479
00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:42,001
* who stilled the water *
480
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:46,305
* put your hand
In the hand of the man *
481
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:48,240
* who calmed the sea *
482
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,176
* calmed the sea *
483
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:52,111
* take a look
At yourself *
484
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:58,418
* and you might look
At others differently *
485
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:05,358
* oh oh oh *
486
00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:10,930
* oh oh *
487
00:22:13,933 --> 00:22:15,602
* whoa I can never *
* I can never *
488
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,737
* no no never *
* no no never thank you enough *
489
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,306
* I-I-I can never *
I can never *
490
00:22:20,373 --> 00:22:23,209
* no no never *
* no no never thank you enough *
491
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:25,678
* you've been so good to me *
492
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,279
* you've been so good to me *
493
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:28,548
* been so good to me *
494
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:29,916
* you've been good *
495
00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:32,419
* you've been good to me *
496
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:33,686
* god is so good to me *
497
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:35,021
* you've been good *
498
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:36,523
* woke me up early
This mornin' *
499
00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:37,557
* you've been good to me *
500
00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,058
* started me on my way *
501
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:40,326
* you've been good *
502
00:22:40,393 --> 00:22:41,728
* let me see you
Wave your hands *
503
00:22:41,794 --> 00:22:43,530
* you've been good to me
Yes, lord
504
00:22:43,596 --> 00:22:44,864
* you've been good.. **
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