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[whistling]
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Ahh.
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Hi, uncle carl.
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Herro, richie.
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Can I have a doughnut, too?
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Doughnut?
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Come on, uncle carl, the day
You eat oat bran
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Is the day
They make me pope.
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Sure.
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Help yourself.
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If you want glazed,
They're in the granola box.
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Uncle carl,
Will you sponsor me
In a bike-athon?
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It's for a good cause.
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Well, sure.
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Oh...
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How's, um...
5 bucks?
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How about 500?
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$10.
200.
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15, and I won't
Tell your mother
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Who put the frog
In her underwear
Drawer.
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Make it 20, and I won't
Tell aunt harriette
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Where you
Hide the doughnuts.
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Deal.
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I always enjoy
Giving to charity.
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Well, it's not
Exactly charity.
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Oh? Then what's
The good cause?
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It's 'cause
I need a new bike.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* when the days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for the gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as the days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Steve!
Oh! Hey, ed-o.
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What are you doing
Skulking behind that door?
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Isn't there
Somebody else
You can annoy?
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Sorry.
It's your turn.
Heh heh heh.
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[snorts]
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Hey, want to join me
In a little
Hoop du jour?
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Can't, dude.
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Well, why not?
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It would
Hurt my reputation.
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As a starting forward
On the school team,
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It's my duty
To play round ball,
Not nerd ball.
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But I've been practicing,
And my progress is impressive,
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Even if I do
Say so myself.
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Since nobody will play with me,
I have to say so myself.
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I'll take your word.
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You won't have to.
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You'll see me in action
While trying out
For the team.
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What?
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Steve, that's
A big mistake.
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You'll never
Make the team.
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But, eddie, I'm good.
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Hey, big guy.
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Don't start with me.
I'm in no mood for you.
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Ah, cranky.
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Perhaps you need to visit
Old mr. Laxative.
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What I need
Is a new boss.
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Lieutenant murtaugh
Is driving me nuts.
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He talked me
Into car pooling.
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He said it would
Save us money.
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Well, it would.
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But he always has
Some lame excuse,
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And I have to drive.
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So far, the only
Money we've been saving
Is murtaugh's.
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Well, what's
His excuse today?
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He can't shift
Because he got
His sleeve caught
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In his electric tie rack,
And he almost
Slapped himself to death.
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Sheesh.
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Hey, don't scoff.
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Freak accidents
Do happen.
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Don't I know it?
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I got
An uncle dirk urkel
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Who was blessed with
A 2-foot-long nose hair.
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Well,
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He got it trapped
In the rear door of a buick
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And was dragged
8 1/2 blocks.
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Hi, everybody.
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Hi, sugar.
Hi, sweetie.
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Am I old enough
To see that?
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I don't think
I'm old enough
To see that.
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Could you sign
This permission slip?
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I want to be
A cheerleader.
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I know what you're thinking
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All the other cheerleaders
Are juniors and seniors
And I'm a freshman, but--
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Laura, please,
You're a shoo-in.
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After all,
You're my niece,
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And that means
Cheerleading is
In your blood.
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Tell me more.
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Don't worry, she will.
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I was so gifted
That when
I graduated,
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They retired
My pom-poms.
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They had to.
They were starting to sag.
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Excuse me?
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Laura...
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If you don't make
The cheerleading squad,
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You'll end up crying
Yourself to sleep
Night after night.
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You don't have to
Worry about me.
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I don't? How come?
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I tried out
This afternoon
And I made it.
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Yes!
Alright!
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That is my niece!
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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Alright.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
One, two, three, four.
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Listen up, gentlemen.
Listen up.
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Yo!
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Now, I ask you,
What is a muskrat?
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A large aquatic rodent!
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Well, yeah...
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But what is
A vanderbilt muskrat?
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A physically overdeveloped,
Mentally deficient
High school student!
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What's your name?
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Urkel, sir. Steven q.
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What kind of a name
Is urkel sir
Steven q? Dutch?
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Uh...Yeah.
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Relax.
Don't try so hard.
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Yes, sir.
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Alright. Let's see
What you kids can do.
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[blows whistle]
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Uh, coach?
What do you want?
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Well, I've never tried out
For athletics before.
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The equipment list said
Guys should wear a cup.
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That's right.
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I didn't have one,
So is it alright with you,
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I'm wearing
A bart simpson mug.
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Could I have the ball,
Please? Ball?
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My turn.
Guys, guys, guys?
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Right here.
Don't forget me.
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I'm open, guys.
Guys, guys, hey!
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Hey, move it!
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Hustle it up, fellas!
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Would somebody
Pass me the ball?
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Alright!
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First thing
Tomorrow morning,
Check the bulletin board
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And find out
If you're a muskrat.
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[blows whistle]
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Alright.
Yeah.
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Uh, coach? Coach?
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Ah, the dutchman.
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What's the matter,
Did you break your mug?
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No, it's just
That no one would
Pass me the ball,
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And I'm really,
Really good.
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Look, kid...
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You're not
A basketball player.
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Well, why not?
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In short...
You're short.
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But you do have spunk,
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And that's one of
The two main ingredients
For a good equipment manager.
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Oh, and what's
The other
Main ingredient?
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A high
Humiliation tolerance.
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Listen up, men.
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Say hello to our new
Equipment manager.
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Ready...Okay.
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Bing! Bang! Bong!
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Tilt!
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We can't lose,
We're vanderbilt!
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Alright!
Wooh!
Wooh!
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How rousing!
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I wrote that cheer
In 1947,
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And it still makes me
Want to shake my booty!
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Alright!
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Oh, miss gherkin,
You crack me up. Ha!
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And...
And, cassie lynn,
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You're doing
A wonderful job
With the girls.
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Thank you,
Miss gherkin.
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I do try
To keep the girls
On their toes.
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It shows, cassie lynn.
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I made some new cheers.
Can I show them to you?
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Laura,
Show them to me.
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Miss gherkin's too busy
To listen to your
Little cheers.
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Yes, show them to cassie.
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Hey.
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Listen, freshman,
Don't you ever
Do that again.
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What?
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I'm the squad's captain.
I decide what cheers we do.
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00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:40,834
I know, but aren't
Our cheers a little
Old-fashioned?
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00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,871
Oh, and you think
You're so hip,
You little geek?
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I was just thinking
We could try
Something new.
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By the way,
If you ever
Call me geek again,
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You'll be digesting
Those pom-poms.
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What a thug.
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Come on, girls.
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Hey, if anybody wants
To go to rachel's place.
It's my treat.
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00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,597
Great. Let's go.
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Girls, girls...
She's a freshman.
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00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,036
Oh.
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Sorry, laura.
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00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,285
Hello, steve?
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Yes, I actually
Called you.
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00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,992
Uh, steve, steve,
Stop cheering.
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00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,463
I got a problem,
And believe it or not,
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00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,699
The only person
Who might understand is you.
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00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,601
I'm almost tempted
To ask you to come over
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So I can talk to you
About it.
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00:12:50,703 --> 00:12:51,939
Oh.
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00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:56,877
Hi, baby cakes.
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00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,415
What's with the apron?
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00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:06,086
Oh, I was washing
The basketball team's
Uniforms.
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00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:07,720
You have to do
The team's laundry?
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00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,089
Affirmative.
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00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,424
They have to be
Static free
And squeaky clean
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For the big game
Tomorrow
Against willow glen.
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00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:17,865
Oh. Steve, sit down.
I want to talk to you
About something.
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00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:23,370
You mean you really do
Want to talk to me?
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00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,013
I'm all ears,
Little lady.
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00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,151
Okay, here goes.
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00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,889
Well, wouldn't
You say I've been...
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Popular, I guess?
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00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:45,058
Part of
The in crowd?
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00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:47,094
Oh, yes, absolutely.
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00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,397
Well, I'm not popular
With the cheerleaders.
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00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:53,300
They treat me like dirt
Because I'm a freshman.
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00:13:53,366 --> 00:13:56,436
They're mean to me.
They make fun of me.
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They...They...
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They treat you
The way people treat me?
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00:14:03,977 --> 00:14:07,347
Yeah. How do you
Stand it, steve?
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00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:10,050
Well, I just don't
Let it bother me.
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00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,754
You mean laughing on the outside
While you're crying inside?
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00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:16,957
No way.
Why, if you cry
On the inside,
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00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,492
Sooner or later
Your insides mildew.
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00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,197
Then how
Do you hide the hurt?
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00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,365
You don't.
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00:14:25,432 --> 00:14:27,800
I've learned that if you
Fill your heart with hope,
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00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:30,203
There won't be
Any room for hurt.
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00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:34,107
Look, I tried out
For the basketball team,
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00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,309
And I ended up being
Equipment manager.
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00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,846
But do you see me sulking
And moaning?
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00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:40,981
No.
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00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:44,251
Of course not.
I do that in private.
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00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:51,158
I've decided to be
The best darn
Equipment manager
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That's ever
Managed equipment,
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00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,662
And maybe next year
I'll make the team.
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00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:00,367
Yeah. I'll try to be
The best cheerleader
Possible.
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00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,036
And maybe next year
They'll lemme show them
My new cheers.
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00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:05,205
Atta way, laura.
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00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:09,309
You know,
I actually feel better.
253
00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,245
Now, steve...
254
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,481
I'm going to
Tell you something,
255
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:17,450
But I don't want you
To over exaggerate
Its importance
256
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,620
Or read more into it
Than really is there.
257
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,323
Oh, don't worry,
I won't.
258
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,826
Thanks for the talk.
259
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,462
You love me,
Don't you?
260
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:14,574
Let's support our team.
We're cheerleaders, remember?
261
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:17,544
Oh, shut up.
262
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:21,114
I only cheer
At sporting events.
This is a blood bath.
263
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,523
Psst!
264
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,295
Lieutenant...
265
00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:37,197
What are--
What are you
Doing here?
266
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:40,467
Rooting for
My old alma mater--
Willow glen.
267
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,603
What did you get
Your letter for, home ec.?
268
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,006
Football, sir.
All-conference.
269
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,908
I figured your school
Is good at cooking.
270
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,278
They're not good
At basketball.
271
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,714
The game's not over yet.
272
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:03,190
Oh!
273
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,559
Here. Alright.
I got you.
274
00:17:06,626 --> 00:17:07,794
Oop!
275
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,329
Oof!
276
00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:10,663
Ooh!
277
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,600
Downey,
Go in for sanders.
278
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:18,871
Aren't we running out
Of players?
279
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,273
We sure are, honey.
280
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,843
Whenever the crowd
Goes "Aw,"
We lose another guy.
281
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:26,213
If they go "Aw"
Once more,
282
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,115
We'll have to
Forfeit the game.
283
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:28,981
[blows whistle]
284
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,683
Aw!
Aw!
Aw!
285
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:36,423
Come on, sit him
Down on the floor.
286
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,857
Sit him down.
287
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:40,527
Well, men, we made
A valiant effort,
288
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:44,931
But it looks like
Willow glen has found
Our one weak spot.
289
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:47,534
W-what's that, coach?
290
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:48,835
Basketball.
291
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,472
We only have four
Uninjured players,
292
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,308
So I'll tell the ref
We're throwing in
The towel.
293
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,710
Wait, coach.
Put me in.
294
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,978
What?
295
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:01,548
Have you been
Sniffing liniment?
296
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,484
No, coach,
Really, I'm good.
297
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,187
Urkel,
You're not going in.
298
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,922
Coach, if you
Forfeit the game,
299
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,991
They might fire you.
300
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:14,427
Urkel, you're going in.
301
00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:23,603
Okay, go.
302
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,238
Go on. Come on.
303
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:27,440
They're sending
Steve in.
304
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,742
They're sending in
That urkel kid.
305
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,077
What?
306
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:34,847
We've got
Cheerleaders
Taller than him.
307
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:11,951
Time out!
Time out!
308
00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:13,920
[blows whistle]
309
00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,156
Give me a "V!"
310
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:17,990
"V!"
"V!"
311
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,859
You got your "V,"
312
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:20,593
Give me an "H!"
313
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:21,228
"H!"
"H!"
314
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,129
You got your "H,"
315
00:19:23,196 --> 00:19:23,930
Give me an "S!"
316
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:25,097
"S!"
"S!"
317
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,567
You got your "S,"
Now hush!
318
00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:29,869
You don't want
None of us!
319
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,638
Do ya, do ya?
320
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,005
Do ya, do ya?
321
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,907
Do ya, do ya?
322
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:36,309
No, I don't think so!
323
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:38,578
Wooh!
Alright!
324
00:19:43,316 --> 00:19:46,819
Defense, defense,
Defense, defense, defense!
325
00:19:49,989 --> 00:19:52,459
Wooh!
Wooh!
326
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:12,312
Give me a "V!"
327
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:13,145
"V!"
"V!"
328
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,681
You got your "V,"
329
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:15,181
Give me an "H!"
330
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,383
"H!"
"H!"
331
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:18,651
You got your "H,"
Gimme an "S!"
332
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:19,586
"S!"
"S!
333
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:22,722
You got your "S,"
Now hush!
334
00:20:22,789 --> 00:20:25,057
You don't want
None of us!
335
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:26,793
Do ya, do ya?
336
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,595
Do ya, do ya?
337
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:30,263
Do ya, do ya?
338
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,799
No, I don't think so!
339
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:10,937
Defense, defense, defense,
Defense, defense!
340
00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:12,939
Wooh!
Wooh!
341
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,574
Steve, steve,
Steve, steve!
342
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:16,476
Steve, steve,
Steve, steve!
343
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,345
Steve, steve,
Steve, steve!
344
00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:19,679
Steve, steve,
Steve, steve!
345
00:21:19,746 --> 00:21:22,982
Steve, steve,
Steve, steve!
346
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:37,063
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
347
00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,509
Steve, you were right.
Anything's possible.
348
00:21:49,576 --> 00:21:52,044
Will you marry me?
Except that.
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