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* workin' in
The coal mines *
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* about to get down,
Workin' *
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* workin'... *
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* workin' in the coal-- *
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Aah!
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Sorry to
Startle you, ma'am.
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I'm looking
For your husband.
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That's
A good one, sir,
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But I'm just helping out
Around the house.
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We're a modern family.
Harriette's out working late,
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So I'm up here straightening
Up and cooking dinner.
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Cooking
And cleaning?
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My god, man...
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Where's
Your self-respect?
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I have plenty of
Self-respect, sir.
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Ooh, touchy.
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What is it, pms?
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Here.
This is for you.
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A beeper?
That's right.
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From now on,
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When there's
Police business to
Be handled quickly,
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I can reach you
Anytime, anywhere.
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Sir, are
Any other sergeants
Getting beepers?
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No, just you.
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All my other sergeants
Have already had
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Their annual
Performance review.
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I understand, sir.
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Excellent.
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Now stick that beeper
In your purse.
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Lieutenant...
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Let me just emphasize
One thing here.
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I wear the pants
In this house.
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I am the breadwinner.
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I am the man
Of this house.
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Hi, honey,
I'm home.
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What's for dinner?
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill
Our house with happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Come on, guys.
You're so slow.
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I'd like
Bacon and eggs.
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Pancakes.
Waffles.
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I'll take ice cream!
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You're
Getting oatmeal.
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Oh, man.
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[beeper beeps]
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Uh-oh, uh-oh.
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That's
Lieutenant murtaugh.
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This could be an emergency,
And I'm not dressed yet.
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Carl hasn't
Moved that fast
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Since he chased
A doughnut downhill.
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But soft!
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What light through
Yonder window breaks?
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It is the east,
And laura is the sun.
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Hey, that's
From romeo and juliet.
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Very good.
That's right.
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The auditions for
The annual school play
Are being held today.
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This year's
Offering is
The bard's tragedy
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Of two
Star-crossed lovers.
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Does that give you
The shivers, my sweet?
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Well, my skin is
Definitely crawling.
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Steve, why don't you
Try out for romeo?
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That would make it
A comedy.
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Those were
The exact words
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Uttered by ms. Steuben,
The play's director.
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But, of course, she was
Bright enough to see that my
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Dashing good looks and
Remarkable physical prowess
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Would clearly overshadow
The rest of the cast.
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So she made you
Stage manager?
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Yeah.
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Goodnight.
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Goodnight.
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Parting is
Such sweet sorrow,
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That I shall
Say goodnight
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Till it be morrow.
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Heh heh.
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[snorts]
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So, laura, are you
Going to audition
For juliet?
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I'm not sure.
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You should.
You'd be great.
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Absolutely.
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You are related to me,
And I am a wonderful actress.
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That's right. I've seen her
Tell a man she was 23
And not even blink.
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Well, got to go.
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What was the emergency, carl?
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Oh, uh...
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Lieutenant murtaugh...
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Wants me to pick up his
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Uniform
At the cleaners.
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Watch this performance.
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Oh, carl!
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Don't go out there
All alone.
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We're crazy about you,
You big lug.
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When will it all end--
The robbing, the killing,
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The uniform
Picking-upping?
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[gasps]
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Oh, I just can't
Take it anymore.
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I still got it.
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Yeah,
But who wants it?
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Romeo! Romeo!
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Wherefore art thou romeo?
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Deny thy father
And refuse thy name
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Oh, romeo!
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Oh, thank you. Uh..
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Thank you, everyone.
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Thank you,
Everyone!
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You were all
Very good.
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You were all
Very good.
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Stop that.
Stop that.
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Now!
Now!
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Look, steven...
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Take a seat.
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Where?
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Pittsburgh.
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Oh, ms. Steuben,
You slay me.
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Oh, oh.
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Ahem.
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As I was saying...
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The auditions
Were spirited,
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But the part of romeo
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Will be played by
Daniel wallace.
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I knew
He'd get it.
He's gorgeous.
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Girl, I can't wait
To see him in tights.
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Now, I have narrowed
The choices for juliet
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Down to two girls.
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It will either be
Maxine or laura.
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Daniel, would you mind
Reading with the ladies?
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Well, it will be
My extreme
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And intense
Pleasure.
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Maxine, you go first.
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But soft!
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What light through
Yonder window breaks?
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It is the east...
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And juliet is the sun.
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See how she leans
Her cheek upon her hand.
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Oh, that I were
A glove upon that hand,
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That I might
Touch that cheek.
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You are so gorgeous.
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Uh...
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Thank you.
Thank you, maxine.
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That was a very
Interesting interpretation.
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How'd I do?
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Oh--oh,
You were great.
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Laura,
It's your turn.
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Let's start with
Line 31, act ii, scene 2.
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Dost thou love me?
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Oh, gentle romeo,
If thou dost love,
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Pronounce it faithfully.
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Oh, there's
Our juliet.
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
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Goodnight.
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Goodnight.
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Parting is
Such sweet sorrow...
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That I shall
Say goodnight...
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Till it be morrow.
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Cut! Cut!
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I said cut,
For crying out loud.
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Ooh, harriette.
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Sweetheart,
You look...
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Fine.
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Thank you, carl.
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00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,443
In fact...
Why don't you and I
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Just skip dinner
And stay home?
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We could do that.
Yeah?
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But if we do...
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We'll miss the
All-you-can-eat special
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At chez josephine's.
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Let's go.
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[beeper beeps]
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No, not murtaugh again.
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Sweetheart,
I know it's a pain,
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But it's my annual review time,
And I gotta be
On my best behavior.
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But, don't worry.
I'll just tell murtaugh
We have special plans.
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Now always
Remember, laura,
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That great acting
Comes from within.
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Legendary performances
Come from actors
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Who can reach deep down
Into their souls
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And dredge up pain.
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Can you feel it, laura?
Can you feel a pain?
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00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,505
I feel a pain,
Aunt rachel,
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00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,342
And I'm hoping it will
Go back into the kitchen.
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00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:20,013
Did you hear what
Your daughter said to me?
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Carl's telling murtaugh
We're busy tonight,
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And he's unavailable
To run his personal errands.
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Yes, sir.
That's two burgers
Well-done...
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A small order of fries,
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And one vanilla shake.
Yes, sir.
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00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:36,463
Got it, sir.
No problem.
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00:11:36,529 --> 00:11:39,066
Glad to do it, sir.
Bye, now.
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00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,106
Harriette,
I know what you think,
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But the poor guy's car
Is in the shop,
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00:11:48,408 --> 00:11:51,311
And he's on his stomach
With a painful boil.
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00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,817
Carl, I don't
Believe this.
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I rush home from work,
Take two hours
To get ready,
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00:12:00,687 --> 00:12:04,825
And now I'm staying home
Because your boss
Has a boil.
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00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,029
You see, laura,
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That's the kind of pain
I'm talking about.
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If you could reach
Deep into your soul--
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00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:24,912
Well, I better go get
Lieutenant murtaugh's
Food and ointment.
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00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,881
You know,
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I don't think this
Night can get any worse.
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Hi-dee-ho, winslows!
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I was wrong.
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00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,962
Laura, laura!
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00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:45,098
Oh, bad, awful,
Terrible news.
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What? What?
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00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:50,070
Daniel wallace
Is in the hospital
With appendicitis.
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We open in two nights.
Who's going to
Play romeo?
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Oh, no.
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00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:03,716
Yes,
My cuddly capulet.
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00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,086
'tis I.
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00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:08,856
So when we perform
The famous balcony
Scene,
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It will be my lips
Pressed hotly
Against yours.
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00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,531
Aunt rachel...
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Yes, laura?
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I found that pain.
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[applause]
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Bravo, juliet!
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Bravo, juliet!
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Encore!
Whoo! Whoo!
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Sit down, carl.
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Carl, do you have to do that
After every scene?
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Ma, I happen to be
Proud of my daughter.
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I wish I could
Say the same
About my son.
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Poor laura.
What do you mean?
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The balcony scene is next.
Think she'll kiss steve?
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I don't know.
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Every time I ask,
She cries and takes
Another rolaid.
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[beeper beeps]
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00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,677
Carl, did you bring
That beeper to the play?
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00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:08,481
Well, ma,
Murtaugh ordered me to
Carry it at all times.
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00:14:08,548 --> 00:14:10,217
I'll go see what he wants.
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00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:14,888
No, no.
I'm not going.
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00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:18,391
This is my daughter's
Big moment. I'm gonna
Be here to see it.
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00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:20,360
[beeper beeps]
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00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:21,494
Sorry, lieutenant.
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00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:23,230
This line's out of order.
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00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:27,500
[beep beep]
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00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,503
[tweet tweet]
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00:14:33,907 --> 00:14:36,109
Carl...
I'm proud of you.
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00:14:36,176 --> 00:14:38,278
You got your
Priorities straight.
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Shh. Here it goes.
The balcony scene.
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[flute plays]
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But soft!
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What light through
Yonder window breaks?
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It is the east...
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And juliet
Is the sun.
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Bravo, juliet!
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Bravo!
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Bravo!
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00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,154
Ow, harriette!
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Oh, romeo...
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Romeo...
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Wherefore art thou, romeo?
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Dost thou love me?
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Oh, gentle romeo...
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00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:49,182
If thou dost love...
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Pronounce it faithfully.
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Oh!
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00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:57,490
Oucheth!
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00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:00,760
Steve,
Are you okay?
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I bent my dagger.
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00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,567
Oh, swear not
By the moon,
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The inconstant moon.
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Ooh.
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Then what shall
I swear by?
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Do not
Swear at all.
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Madam!
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I hear some noise
Within, dear love. Adieu.
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Oh--oh, boy.
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Oh, boy.
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00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:34,394
Goodnight.
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Goodnight.
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Parting is...
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Such sweet sorrow.
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That I shall say
Goodnight...
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Till it be morrow.
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Oh, god,
I wish it were morrow.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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Yowie!
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Zowie!
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Whoa, mama!
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00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,500
Didst I do that?
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00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,523
Oh!
Ms. Steuben.
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I'm sorry.
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I know, steven.
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You're always sorry.
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Listen, steven,
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I've--I've
Decided to retire
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From the theater
Arts department.
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Gee, that's a shame.
308
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Yeah, well...
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Steven...
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You're not taking
Home ec next semester,
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Are you?
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00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:45,792
No.
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Oh, good.
Oh, good.
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00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,129
I'll
Teach that then.
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Oh.
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Steve...
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Ah, the fair juliet.
318
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:19,192
How lovely thou looketh.
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Are you okay?
320
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:23,863
Sure.
321
00:19:25,632 --> 00:19:28,568
Good. Some lunkhead
Wrote "Jerk, jerk, jerk"
322
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:31,204
All over
Your makeup mirror.
323
00:19:31,271 --> 00:19:33,005
That's okay.
324
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:34,674
I'm the lunkhead.
325
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,047
Well,
Why'd you do that?
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00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,715
'cause it's true.
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I am a jerk.
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00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,486
Laura,
I ruined the play.
329
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Steve, it was
An accident.
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It could have
Happened to anybody.
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There must be
Somebody else
It could happen to.
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00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:04,337
Nope. It was
Vintage urkel.
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Laura, I've dreamed
All my life
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Of being kissed
By you,
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And when
It finally happened,
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I blew it.
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I turned
A magical moment
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Into a three-ring
Circus.
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Steve, you made
A mistake.
That's all.
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But I ruined it
For you, too.
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I mean, you were
The best juliet there ever.
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I made you
Look like a fool.
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Believe me,
Steve...
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Nobody thinks
I'm a fool.
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Really?
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Do you mean it,
Or are you saying it
Just to make me feel better?
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I mean it.
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In fact, the audience
Liked what you did.
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They gave us
A standing ovation.
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They loved it so much,
They wouldn't even
Let us finish the play.
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We couldn't
Finish the play.
I leveled verona.
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00:21:08,835 --> 00:21:11,838
Thanks for
Cheering me up, laura.
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00:21:11,904 --> 00:21:13,039
You're welcome.
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00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:15,908
Touching.
Sorry.
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00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:21,648
Come on. Let's go
To the cast party.
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00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:22,849
Great!
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00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:27,554
Laura, I have
A question
To ask you.
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Why did you
Take the time
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To pull me
Out of my misery?
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00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:35,362
I don't know.
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00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:38,798
Did you do it
Out of love?
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No, I did it
Out of pity.
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Ah, but the seeds
Of pity
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Can blossom into love!
365
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,778
Ow.
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