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Ta-da!
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Are we gorgeous or what?
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Or what.
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Oh, laura,
That eye shadow
Is perfect on you.
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You can borrow it
Anytime.
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No, she can't.
Not for outside
Of the house.
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Harriette,
Don't be such a prude.
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Aunt harriette's
A prune?
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Prude.
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Although prune
Sort of fits.
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Ha ha ha!
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Somebody call 911.
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There is about
To be a murder.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill
Our house with happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* when days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Grr!
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Ooh!
Ooh!
Ooh!
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What is that awful smell?
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What happened?
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I was in the yard
Minding my own burgers.
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Suddenly
The wind shifts,
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And I get this--
This stench
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From dr. Urkel's
Compost heap.
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So I went to complain.
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You made a scene?
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Of course not.
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I politely suggested
To dr. Urkel
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That the stench
From his compost heap
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Was unbearable.
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He suggested
That the stench started
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When I walked
In his back yard.
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So I told him...
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"Oh, yeah?
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Well, that's big talk
Coming from a little quack!"
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Next thing I know,
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He slam-dunked me
Into the compost heap.
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He threw you?
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But, carl, dr. Urkel
Is a teeny, tiny man.
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He surprised me.
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But still,
The man's a munchkin.
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Leverage, mother.
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A whole lot
Of leverage.
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He came at me
With a garden hose.
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I had to defend myself,
Harriette.
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Oh, carl, you hit him?
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No. I put out my arm
To fend him off.
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He ran into my fist.
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Then he started crying
And ran into the house.
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You!
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You!
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You big bully!
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Oh, great.
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Son of urkel.
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Carl, I love you
Like a father,
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And my father
Like a...Neighbor,
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But you have dented
My dad.
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Therefore,
I have no choice
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But to defend
Our family honor.
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It's the code
Of the urkels.
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Go home, steve.
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I'll leave...
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But rest assured,
I shall return!
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Revenge shall be mine!
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And by the way,
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This is what my dad's nose
Looks like.
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I can't even enjoy a burger
In my back yard.
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I'd like to throw
Some urkels on the barbie.
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Call or fold.
I ain't got all day.
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Three kings.
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Hold it.
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Full house.
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Not so fast. Four aces.
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See ya next payday, boys.
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Listen up,
You big galoots.
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Presenting a gal who is
Every cowboy's cutie,
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Miss rachel.
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Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
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* some say
I have no morals *
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* and lack propriety *
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* some say
That I'm too fickle *
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* but I need variety *
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* back east,
I was a lady *
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* bored like
All the rest *
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Ahh...
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* now that I have fallen *
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* I'm having fun *
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* out here
In the wild, wild west *
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* oh, they call me
Ricochet rachel *
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* I bounce
From man to man *
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* they call me
Ricochet rachel *
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* catch me if you can *
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* and when I find
One that's true *
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* I'm sticking to him
Just like glue *
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* till then,
Won't you be *
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* my ol' cowhand *
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* well, I'm proud to be
Ricochet rachel *
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* though some people
Think it's a crime *
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* I want all you boys
To belly up to the bar *
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Then...
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* come up *
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* and see me *
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* some time *
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* whoa *
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* oh, yeah **
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Care for a drink,
Schoolmarm?
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Don't speak to me,
You shameless hussy!
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Normally, I wouldn't
Set foot in this saloon of sin
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But I'm looking
For sheriff carl.
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Your husband's
Not here,
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But if you
Gussied up some,
Put on some rouge,
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He might come
Looking for you
For a change.
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How dare you,
You floozy!
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Hi, mom.
Hi, mom.
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Look what you've done!
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You've turned
My daughters into...
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Painted women!
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[gunshots]
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Well, howdy,
Townsfolk!
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Howdy, sheriff!
Howdy, sheriff!
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There's good news
And bad news.
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The bad news is
I just shot a man.
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The good news is
It was doc urkel.
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Carl.
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Carl, why must you
Constantly shoot people?
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'cause I'm the sheriff
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And killing people
Is one of the perks.
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Doc urkel
Was out of control.
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He'd perform
Brain surgery
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At the drop
Of a stetson.
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That's for sure.
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I went to him
For a hangnail,
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And instead,
He gave me a...
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Uh, what do you
Call them?
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A lobotomy.
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Right.
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Now I got a headache
And a hangnail.
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You see? I had
To shoot doc urkel
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For the good
Of the town.
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What if you-know-who
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Finds out
You killed his pa?
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[scary music plays]
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Well, he'll come
Gunning for me, I guess.
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You mean you'll have
To lock horns with...
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[scary music plays]
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Yup.
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Two-gun urkel.
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[scary music plays]
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The roughest,
Toughest,
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Most annoying gunslinger
In the west.
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Two-gun urkel's
A-comin'!
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Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
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Alright, who's the vomit
That killed my pa?
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You bunch of winnies.
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What do you want?
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Revenge!
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Did I do that?
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Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
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It's going to be
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Lights out
For you, too, sheriff.
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Say your prayers.
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You're about
To meet your maker.
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Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
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Make your move,
Sheriff.
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Now looky here, two--
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I'm right sorry
For what happened,
Two-gun,
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But your pa
Was a public menace.
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Maybe, but he was my pa.
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You had no call
To do what you done.
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I done what I did
'cause it had to be done.
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Well, you done did it,
And now you got to die.
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Are you done?
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Yes, indeed, I do.
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Dang.
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Sheriff,
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You're in a big,
Smelly heap of trouble.
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Ooh!
Ooh!
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Please, two-gun.
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If you ever had
Any feelings for me,
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Don't hurt my pa.
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Oh, miss laura,
My tumbling
Tumbleweed,
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I love you,
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But I've got to
Avenge my pa.
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It's the code
Of the west.
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You see, right here
In section 2,
Paragraph 3.
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"Pa avenging."
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Now looky, two-gun,
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I think you better
Get on your shetland
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And ride out of town.
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Ha!
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Why would
The fiercest desperado
In the territory
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Run away from a portly,
Pusillanimous peace officer?
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Ooh!
Ooh!
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Don't push me, kid.
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You may be fast
With those guns,
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But I'm faster.
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Don't make me laugh.
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Ha ha ha!
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[snort]
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What a stupid snort.
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Oh, yeah?
You snort.
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Yes, sir,
Mr. Two-gun, sir.
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Ha ha ha!
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[snort]
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[cough]
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Needs work.
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You know, two-gun,
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The last hombre
That thought he was
Faster than me
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Is now a boarding
House for worms.
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Ooh!
Ooh!
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, bartender,
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Make like a mallard and duck!
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[bang bang bang]
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Whew!
Whew!
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Not bad.
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Not bad at all.
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Now watch
Some real shootin'.
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Mama, duck!
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[bang bang bang]
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Whew!
Whew!
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Well, rootin' tootin'
Shootin', sheriff.
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But I'm a-calling
You out.
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Well, I'm a-gonna
Be here tomorrow,
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High noon.
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[scary music plays]
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But in the meantime,
Let's form a posse
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And track down
That dang orchestra.
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Yeah!
Yeah!
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00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:32,832
But, carl, why must you
Show up for the showdown?
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Because it's my job,
Harriette.
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I'm sworn to uphold
The laws of the west.
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00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,873
Why can't the west
Have simpler laws,
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Like no smoking
In elevators?
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00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,880
What's an elevator?
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It's a real fast way
To get upstairs.
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Oh. For me,
It's cash.
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Woo!
Woo!
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[bell rings]
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[ring]
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[ring]
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00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,497
[ring]
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00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:05,999
[ring]
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00:16:06,066 --> 00:16:08,368
[ring]
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00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,403
[ring]
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00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,439
[ring]
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00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,341
[ring]
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00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,343
[ring]
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00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:18,345
[ring]
265
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,480
[ring]
266
00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,316
Ha!
267
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,385
I guess that
Lily-livered urkel
268
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,054
Didn't show up.
269
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,523
I guess the only thing
He can shoot off is his mouth.
270
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,364
Sorry I'm late.
271
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:40,467
There was a long line
In the little cowpokes room.
272
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,337
Are you ready?
273
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,173
I'm a-ready.
274
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:07,394
Alright, two-gun,
Let's slap leather.
275
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,496
Okay.
276
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,550
Whoa, boy.
277
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,289
Oh.
278
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:39,192
Ohh.
279
00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,799
Ohhh.
280
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,444
Aah!
281
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:06,319
I've fallen,
And I can't get up.
282
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,761
Hold on there, two-gun.
283
00:18:14,827 --> 00:18:17,930
I'll go get doc urkel.
284
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,333
Oh, yeah--
I killed him yesterday.
285
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:25,372
It's been a bad week
For the urkels.
286
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:31,578
Oh, it's all getting darker.
287
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,813
There's my pa!
288
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,383
I'm coming, pa.
289
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:40,187
Wait. He's runnin' away.
290
00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:44,724
So long, everybody.
291
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,394
It's time for me to...
292
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,928
Die.
293
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,698
Aw.
Aw.
294
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:54,234
Laura?
295
00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,238
What is it, two-gun?
296
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:04,277
Oh, laura, will you grant
A dying man's last request?
297
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:08,147
Give me a kiss
To send me to heaven.
298
00:19:17,424 --> 00:19:20,227
Oh, thanks, my pet.
299
00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,961
The angels
I'm about to see
300
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:26,599
Won't compare to the angel
That I'm leaving behind.
301
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,236
Aw.
Aw.
302
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,372
Sheriff?
303
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,209
Now looky here,
Two-gun.
304
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:39,078
This here is
Your last goodbye.
305
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:40,313
Okay.
306
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,014
I just want you to know
307
00:19:42,081 --> 00:19:44,517
That I don't
Hold a grudge,
308
00:19:44,584 --> 00:19:48,288
Even though I'm
A dastardly desperado
309
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,023
And you're
A goody two-boots,
310
00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:54,227
I admire and respect you.
311
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:57,897
In fact, big guy,
I love you.
312
00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,799
Aw.
Aw.
313
00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,101
Aw, two-gun.
314
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,870
I'm sorry,
Little fella.
315
00:20:03,936 --> 00:20:06,005
How did it
Come to this?
316
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:10,209
I love all you
Gol-darned winslows.
317
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:15,114
Vaya con dios.
318
00:20:15,181 --> 00:20:17,417
Adios, amigos.
319
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:20,620
Huevos rancheros.
320
00:20:23,690 --> 00:20:25,124
Yee-ee-ee.
321
00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:26,893
[snort snort]
322
00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,765
Aw.
Aw.
323
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,569
Well, I--
324
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,571
I'm sorry.
325
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:39,706
I'm sorry.
326
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,908
Way to go, carl.
327
00:20:41,974 --> 00:20:43,009
But--
328
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,210
But I'm sorry.
329
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,279
He--
330
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,416
But, harriette--
331
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,985
But I'm sorry.
332
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,220
I'm sorry.
333
00:20:54,287 --> 00:20:56,088
I--
334
00:20:56,155 --> 00:20:57,290
Hey, I'm sorry.
335
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:59,359
I'm sorry.
336
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,628
I'm sorry.
337
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:04,997
I'm sorry.
338
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,533
Huh?
339
00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:12,238
Two-gun! You're alive!
340
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:14,140
You're alive!
Ha ha ha!
341
00:21:14,206 --> 00:21:15,241
Aah!
342
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,644
You're alive!
You're alive!
343
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,679
You're alive!
344
00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:26,386
Carl, this is no time
To do the lambada.
345
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:30,357
As my father's only son,
346
00:21:30,423 --> 00:21:32,392
It is my duty
To avenge him.
347
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,894
So prepare
To be pummeled.
348
00:21:34,961 --> 00:21:36,363
Uh, steve.
349
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:37,997
Steve.
350
00:21:38,064 --> 00:21:40,032
Steve, calm down.
351
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,668
Calm down, steve!
352
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,736
We are not going
To fight, okay?
353
00:21:43,803 --> 00:21:45,538
Fighting got us
Into this mess.
354
00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:47,206
I'm going over
To your house
355
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,509
To apologize
To your father.
356
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,210
You are?
357
00:21:51,277 --> 00:21:52,779
Mm-hmm.
358
00:21:52,845 --> 00:21:53,913
Wow.
359
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:57,316
I must be
More threatening
Than I thought.
360
00:21:57,384 --> 00:22:00,853
Well, you are
A scary sight,
361
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,490
But I shouldn't have
Kicked you out,
362
00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,525
And I'm sorry
I yelled at you.
363
00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:08,428
So I'm welcome
At the winslows'?
364
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:09,696
I don't know
About welcome,
365
00:22:09,762 --> 00:22:12,532
But you'll be, uh,
Well, you'll, uh,
366
00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:15,735
You'll be tolerated.
367
00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,537
Thanks, big guy.
368
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:21,408
[sentimental music plays]
369
00:22:24,811 --> 00:22:27,980
Where is that
Music coming from?
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