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Hello.
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Goodbye.
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Wait, my old speed demon-head.
Where's the fire?
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Excluding, of course, the blaze
Burning in my heart.
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Look, steve, I'm meeting maxine
At the mall,
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So I really don't have time
To reject you. Okay?
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Well, actually, I'm here
To see eddo.
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Shoot, I just wasted
A perfectly good excuse.
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Hey, eddo!
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Oh.
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She loves me.
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She loves me.
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She loves me.
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Ooh, she loves me.
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She loves me.
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She loves me.
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Ooh, I really lucked out.
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Oh, hello.
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Goodbye.
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Wait, wait,
Wait, wait.
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Before you go, I have a big
Favor to ask of you.
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Steve, for the last time, you
Can't be seen in public with me.
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Now, there's irony.
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Less than an hour ago, my father
Told me the same thing.
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Anywho, you once mentioned
You got a primo deal
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On an I.D. Bracelet
For jolene.
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Yeah. I know a guy
Who gave me a real good price.
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Well, could you send him my
Way.
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I wanna get an I.D. Bracelet for
Laura.
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Why?
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Well, because we've reached
The jewelry stage.
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That's true. She's had a ring
In your nose for a long time!
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Har-dee-har-har.
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For your information,
Laura has warmed up to me.
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Whatever you say,
Steve. See you.
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Step one--
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I.D. Bracelet.
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Step two--
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Proposal.
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Step three--
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Wedding.
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Step four--
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Wedding night.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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Yes.
Jordan has the ball.
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Yes.
He shoots.
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Yes!
He scores.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes!
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[doorbell rings]
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Harriette!
Doorbell!
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Thanks for
Telling me, carl.
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Now make sure you tell me who it
Is.
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[doorbell rings]
Alright, I'm coming!
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Hold your horses!
Will you knock it off?
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What the hel...
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Lo, lieutenant murtagh.
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Winslow...
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Mind if I come in?
Not at all, sir.
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Have a seat.
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What are you watching?
The nba playoffs, sir.
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What a scorcher, the bulls are
Down by 1, 4 seconds left.
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Jordan has the ball.
He shoots. It's--
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah!
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I hate basketball.
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Let's pretend
We like it, sir.
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Unbelievable! In my 40 years
Of broadcasting,
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I've never
Seen a shot like that.
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Michael jordan took
His own rebound, and...
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Well, you saw it.
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What can I do
For you, sir?
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I'm here to talk
About our futures.
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Winslow,
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Have you heard any
Departmental scuttlebutt
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Regarding promotions?
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Well, yeah. I-I overheard a
Rumor
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That you're going
To be promoted to captain.
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Good.
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I started that rumor.
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I figured, sir. That's why
I started the rumor
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That you're going to promote
Me to lieutenant.
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Can that, winslow.
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Nobody likes a gossip.
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Carl, did you see
That michael jordan shot?
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No...
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I missed it.
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Rachel, you remember
Lieutenant murtagh?
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Of course.
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Hello, lieutenant.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Well, if you two will
Excuse me,
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I've just earned the right
To pig out on some ice cream.
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Rachel
Is remarkably pretty.
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Oh, no.
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You don't agree?
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Oh, no.
No, I do, sir.
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It's just that, uh...
Well, I...Oh, no.
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[chuckling]
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Ha ha ha!
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What is
So funny?
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Oh, nothing.
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What is it, carl?
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I'm sorry, y'all,
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But I was just thinking about
Lieutenant murtagh.
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That guy cracks me up.
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He does?
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Yes.
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He just
Told me that...
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He likes rachel
And wants to date her.
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Uh-uh, no, no.
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What--what's
Really funny...
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Is that
He's serious.
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[cough]
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Well, rachel, let me
Be honest here, okay?
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Lieutenant murtagh
Is my boss.
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And well, there may be a
Promotion in it for me soon.
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So I'd really appreciate it if
You'd go out with him just once.
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I don't know.
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Go ahead, hon.
Give it a shot.
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Yeah, at least you get a chance
To get out of the house
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And go to
A nice restaurant.
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Yeah. You might even
Meet a cute waiter.
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Okay. I'll go out
With him,
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But just
As a favor to you.
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And let me get one thing
Straight here.
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It is not because
I'm hard-up for a date.
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Oh, yeah.
I know.
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Yeah, I know.
I realize.
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[humming camptown races]
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Oh! Oh!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Did I do that?
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Steve.
Huh?
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Eddo.
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Oh, no. Waldo.
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Well, you wanted to know who
Sold me jolene's I.D. Bracelet.
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Waldo's the guy and
He can give you a great deal.
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Have you heard
My motto?
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No.
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Dang, I was hoping
You'd remember it.
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Well, uh,
I got to split.
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Where we going, eddie?
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No, waldo.
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You're staying here. Steve wants
To buy something from you.
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Oh.
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Cool.
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Waldo.
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Watch me carefully
As I leave
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So that you can find
Your way out.
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Oh...Cool.
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Okay, waldo, where's
The merchandise?
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My what?
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Your inventory.
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My huh?
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Your I.D. Bracelets!
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Why didn't you say so?
They're right here.
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Those are watches.
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Oh, sorry. Wrong floor.
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See anything you like?
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How much is that one?
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40 bucks.
I'll give you 30.
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25.
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20.
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15, and that's
As high as I'm going.
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Sold!
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Sucker.
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Wait a minute.
Where's richie?
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Oh, my gosh.
What's wrong?
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Richie and I were
Playing hide and seek
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He hid and I got bored.
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How long ago was that?
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About an hour.
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Well, it's about time.
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Found you. You're it.
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I'm going to let her sweat
For a few hours.
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Oh, rachel!
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Oh, honey,
You look gorgeous.
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Rachel, you look
Sensational.
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I do?
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I'll go change.
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Why?
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I don't want to look
Too good for this date.
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I mean the last thing I want
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Is for lieutenant murtagh
To start thinking...Thoughts.
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Honey, look on
The bright side.
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You're going out with a man
Who can walk, talk
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And has a job.
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00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:54,047
I'd settle
For two out of three.
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00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,650
Yeah, rach,
Perk up.
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I mean,
How bad can it be?
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[over loudspeaker]
Rachel!
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00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,393
I know you're in there!
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00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:14,034
Come out with
Your dancing shoes on!
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Have a good time.
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00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:38,225
You look
Beautiful, babe.
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Carl.
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00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,931
Huh?
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00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,266
If I were you, I wouldn't be
Here when I get back.
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00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:06,219
Well, lieutenant, thanks
For a unique evening,
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00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,989
But that headache that I got
When you picked me up
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Is really pounding now.
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00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,060
That's too bad.
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I don't get headaches.
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00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:19,566
Must be the steel plate.
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00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,474
Um, lieutenant...
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Come on, babe.
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00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:32,812
First names here, huh?
Call me lieu.
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00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,948
L-I-e-u.
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Gosh, my head hurts!
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00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,589
Oh, uh...
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00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:48,028
I, uh, I think I hear somebody
Trying to steal your car.
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00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:50,931
No way. We'd hear
The explosion.
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00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,170
So did you enjoy
Yourself tonight?
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Can I be honest
With you?
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00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,977
Certainly.
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00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:05,778
I didn't have
A very good time.
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00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:07,214
Oh, of course you did.
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00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,018
No, I didn't.
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00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,286
Now, take dinner,
For instance.
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00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,523
Not only did you insist
On ordering it for me,
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But then you cut my steak up
In little tiny pieces,
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00:14:19,893 --> 00:14:22,462
And you tried to feed me.
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00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,397
I'm surprised
You didn't burp me.
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00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,170
Is that
An invitation, baby?
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Steve, you can go now.
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I'm home safe.
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00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,556
Perhaps I should escort
You up to your room.
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00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,993
After all, most accidents
Do occur in the home.
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If you don't leave
Right now,
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There's going to be a really
Big accident right here.
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I see, well...
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00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:03,003
I cannot bid you
Adieu just yet, my pet,
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00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:06,506
Not until you feast your
Fabulous eyes on--uhh!
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00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,149
On this.
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00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:19,919
A present?
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00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,989
A bauble for
A bodacious babe.
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An I.D. Bracelet?
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00:15:27,594 --> 00:15:29,429
"To laura."
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00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,498
"All my glove?"
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00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,234
"Sleeve?"
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00:15:34,301 --> 00:15:35,568
I bought it
From waldo.
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It's a miracle the spelling
Is as good as it is.
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00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:44,311
Well, thank you, steve,
But I can't keep this.
265
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:47,880
Oh, why not, puddin' pop?
266
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,416
Because we're not
Going steady.
267
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,550
But we should.
268
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,819
Our relationship is
Progressing nicely.
269
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:56,056
Remember, just last week,
You blew me a kiss.
270
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,494
Steve, I was
Spitting out my gum.
271
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,465
Oh.
272
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,869
Come here, steve.
Come here.
273
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,005
You know,
This is my fault.
274
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,341
When we first met, I used
To tell you every day
275
00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:16,676
That there would never be
Anything between us,
276
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,546
But lately,
I've gotten lazy.
277
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:25,285
You know it's been a month since
I told you to stop bugging me.
278
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:29,189
From now on, I will tell
You every single day
279
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,958
That our relationship
Will never...
280
00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:34,327
Ever...Ever go anywhere.
281
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:37,897
Okay.
282
00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,467
But in the meantime, why don't
You just wear the bracelet?
283
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,605
Go home!
284
00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,846
Well...
285
00:16:53,913 --> 00:16:55,382
I'm tempted to leave.
286
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,325
You know, that dress
Looks stunning.
287
00:17:07,327 --> 00:17:08,795
It makes me think...
288
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,097
Thoughts.
289
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:12,965
Uh...
290
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:17,304
Lieutenant, you know,
I've tried to be nice,
291
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,072
I've tried
To be tactful,
292
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:21,574
But now it appears I'm going
To have to be blunt.
293
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:25,745
You repulse me.
294
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:31,318
So you want to slow dance
And neck a little?
295
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,355
Go home!
296
00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,102
They tell me
That you're leavin'.
297
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,305
I can't believe it's true.
298
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:58,010
'cause, girl,
There's just no livin'
299
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,612
Without you.
300
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:05,418
* don't take your love *
301
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,522
* away from me *
302
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:14,794
* don't you leave my heart
In misery *
303
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,133
* 'cause if you do *
304
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,636
* then I'll be blue *
305
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:27,674
* 'cause breakin' up
Is hard to do *
306
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,443
* they say
That breakin' up *
307
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,846
* is *
308
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,515
* hard to do *
309
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,220
* now I know *
310
00:18:40,287 --> 00:18:43,656
* I know that
It's true *
311
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:48,628
* don't say that
This is the end *
312
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,332
* instead of breakin' up *
313
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:55,768
* I wish that
We were makin' up again *
314
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:01,140
* I beg of you *
315
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,246
* don't say goodbye *
316
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:12,385
* can't we give our love
Just one more try *
317
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:18,691
* come on, baby,
Let's start anew *
318
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:25,498
* 'cause breakin' up
Is hard to do **
319
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,313
You don't live here.
320
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,482
Well, neither do you.
321
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,183
Then what the hell
Are we doing here?
322
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:45,652
Well, certainly
Not harmony.
323
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,522
I need a drink.
324
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:52,525
Me, too, and I know
Just the place.
325
00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,899
Ahh!
Ahh!
326
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:04,904
Another round, lieu?
327
00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:06,239
Set 'em up, kid.
328
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,611
Here I am again,
329
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:15,282
Drowning my sorrows
In root beer floats.
330
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,417
Yeah, well, my sorrows
Don't drown,
331
00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:20,453
They just...Dog-paddle
Around in my heart.
332
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,292
You know something, kid.
333
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,126
Women mystify me.
334
00:20:27,193 --> 00:20:28,628
Yeah. When god
Created women,
335
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:32,765
He should have supplied
A set of instructions.
336
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,568
I really tried to impress rachel
Tonight, but she threw
337
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:38,505
A hissy fit just because
I ordered for her.
338
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:41,173
I always thought women go
For a take charge
339
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,510
Tell 'em what they want
Kinda guy.
340
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,945
Yeah, well, I'm more
Of a put 'em on a pedestal
341
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,481
You're lucky if they speak
To you kinda guy.
342
00:20:52,285 --> 00:20:54,887
Well, my approach
Doesn't work.
343
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:58,190
And yours is pathetic.
344
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,894
Maybe we should just
Give up women.
345
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,830
No, lieu.
346
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:06,999
No matter how
Frustrating they are,
347
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,535
We need them.
348
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,537
Yeah, you're right, kid.
349
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,805
We need women
To crank out more men.
350
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:23,049
Gee, lieu, I can't imagine why
Rachel didn't flip for you.
351
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,588
Go figure.
352
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:32,325
You know, lieu-ey,
I've loved laura winslow
353
00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:35,595
Ever since I first
Laid eyes on her.
354
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:38,898
So far, she hasn't
Returned my love,
355
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:43,202
But the hope of winning her
Is what keeps me going.
356
00:21:43,269 --> 00:21:46,506
That hope is enough
To get me out of bed
357
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:49,609
Every morning into
My scooby-doo slippers.
358
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:55,482
I hear you, kid.
359
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:57,850
I've only had one date
With rachel,
360
00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,853
But that girl's really
Gotten to me.
361
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,822
She's copped
This cop's heart.
362
00:22:13,065 --> 00:22:16,035
So we can't
Give up, lieu.
363
00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:20,106
We must pursue
Our lady loves.
364
00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:23,209
You're right, kid.
A toast.
365
00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:24,577
To the women we love.
366
00:22:24,644 --> 00:22:28,114
And to the day when they can
Stand the sight of us.
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