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RICHIE CRAWFORD.
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I TOLD YOU, NO CANDY
BEFORE DINNER.
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OH, YEAH, I FORGOT.
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HONEY, NOW THAT
YOU'RE A BIG BOY
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN
TO LISTEN TO YOUR CONSCIENCE.
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WHAT'S A CONSCIENCE?
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YOUR CONSCIENCE IS A TINY
LITTLE VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD
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THAT TELLS YOU WHEN YOU'RE
DOING SOMETHING WRONG.
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UNDERSTAND?
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I GUESS SO.
BUT WHAT ABOUT THAT
EVEN LOUDER VOICE.
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LOUDER VOICE?
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YEAH, THAT ONE INSIDE MY TUMMY
THAT SAYS, "GIMME CANDY."
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* IT'S A RARE CONDITION *
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* IN THIS DAY AND AGE *
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* TO READ ANY GOOD NEWS
ON THE NEWSPAPER PAGE *
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* AND LOVE AND TRADITION
OF THE GRAND DESIGN *
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* SOME PEOPLE SAY
IS EVEN HARDER TO FIND *
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* WELL, THEN, THERE MUST BE
SOME MAGIC CLUE *
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* INSIDE
THESE GENTLE WALLS *
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* 'CAUSE ALL I SEE
IS A TOWER OF DREAMS *
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* REAL LOVE BURSTIN'
OUT OF EVERY SEAM *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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WE'RE GONNA FILL OUR HOUSE
WITH HAPPINESS *
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* THE MOON MAY CRY *
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* WE'RE GONNA SMOTHER THE BLUES
WITH TENDERNESS *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* THERE'S ROOM FOR YOU
ROOM FOR ME *
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* FOR GENTLE HEARTS
AN OPPORTUNITY *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* IT'S THE BIGGER LOVE
OF THE FAMILY *
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HERE'S THE SUGAR,
SUGAR.
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WOW.
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THERE'S TODD HELMS,
THAT NEW TRANSFER
STUDENT.
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ISN'T HE GORGEOUS?
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WELL, SEEMS A MIGHT TALL.
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PROBABLY
A PITUITARY PROBLEM.
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HI.
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HI.
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I'M TODD HELMS.
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OH, ME, TOO.
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OH, I MEAN,
I'M LAURA WINSLOW.
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IS THE WAITER JOB OPEN?
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IT'S FILLED.
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NO, IT ISN'T.
APPLICATIONS
ARE OVER THERE.
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FILL ONE OUT,
THEN TALK TO
MY AUNT RACHEL.
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THANK YOU.
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THANK YOU.
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WELL, LAURA.
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LAURA.
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GEE, WILLAKERS.
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HER HORMONES
ARE STAMPEDING.
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UH, MR. SNIPLITSKY?
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RIGHT THIS WAY.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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HAVE A SEAT.
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NOW, UM...
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HAVE YOU EVER WORKED
IN A RESTAURANT BEFORE?
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YOU HAVE A LOVELY HAT.
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THANK YOU.
I DO TRY TO
LOOK MY BEST.
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IT GIVES THE PLACE
A SENSE OF STYLE.
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NOW, CAN YOU WORK
WEEKENDS?
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YOU HAVE A LOVELY HAT.
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MR. SNIPLITSKY,
WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
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YOU HAVE A LOVELY HAT.
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I'M SORRY, SIR,
BUT I NEED A WAITER
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WHO CAN TALK
TO MY CUSTOMERS.
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UH, SIR,
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I DO HOPE
YOU UNDERSTAND.
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UH, GOODLUCK
IN AMERICA.
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YOU HAVE A LOVELY HAT.
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THANK YOU.
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BYE, NOW.
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BYE-BYE.
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WATCH
THAT CORNER.
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BYE-BYE.
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UH, ATTENTION, PLEASE.
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IF YOU WANT THIS JOB,
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YOU HAVE
TO SPEAK ENGLISH.
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YO.
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I TALK GOOD ENGLISH.
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OKAY.
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YOUR NAME IS...
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LOOK, I'LL NEED
WEEKENDS OFF,
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A MONTH'S PAID VACATION,
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AND FREE FOOD FOR ME
AND MY FRIENDS.
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NEXT!
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LAURA, WHY ARE YOU
OGLING THAT GIRAFFE?
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STEVE, TODD HAPPENS TO BE
A GREAT BASKETBALL PLAYER.
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HE LED HIS SCHOOL
TO THE STATE
CHAMPIONSHIP.
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WELL, I WAS
JUST RE-ELECTED
EQUIPMENT MANAGER
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OF THE GOLF TEAM.
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ANYBODY NEEDS A PUTTER,
THEY COME TO ME.
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WELCOME ABOARD.
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WELL, WE HAVE
OUR NEW WAITER.
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YES!
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I MEAN,
CONGRATULATIONS.
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THANKS.
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WELL, I HAVE A RIVAL FOR LAURA.
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A TALL RIVAL.
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WELL, THEN I'LL JUST
BUY ME SOME STILTS
AND WIN HER BACK.
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WHAT'S A THREE LETTER WORD
FOR PLEASURE?
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MEN.
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WHAT ABOUT FUN?
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THEY CAN BE.
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YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE
WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY.
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AFTER LUNCH,
I WENT JOGGING
IN THE PARK--
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COME ON, CARL.
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YOU? JOG?
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WELL, ACTUALLY,
I WAS CHASING
THE ICE CREAM TRUCK,
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BUT AS I JUMPED THE HEDGE,
I SAW SOMETHING SHINY.
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FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS.
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CARL!
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ARE THOSE DIAMONDS REAL?
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EXTREMELY.
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THEY MUST BE WORTH
THOUSANDS.
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15,450.
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I HAD IT APPRAISED.
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OOH-WHEE!
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IT WAS JUST LYING THERE.
NOT A SOUL AROUND.
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SO IS IT OURS?
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ARE YOU NUTS?
WE CAN'T KEEP THIS.
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
WE CAN'T KEEP IT.
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YEAH.
WE'LL SELL IT.
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WITH 15 GRAND,
WE CAN TAKE
THAT DREAM VACATION.
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OUR CARIBBEAN CRUISE?
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YOU GOT IT, BABE.
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* WON'T YOU LET ME
TAKE YOU ON A SEA CRUISE? *
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FORGET ABOUT THE CRUISE.
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DIAMONDS ARE
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND.
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UH, NOW, MOTHER,
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THERE WILL BE
PLENTY LEFT OVER.
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I'LL BUY YOU
A PRETTIER BRACELET--
LESS OSTENTATIOUS.
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YOU MEAN CHEAPER.
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MAMA, LET'S NOT
COUNT OUR DIAMONDS
BEFORE THEY'RE HOCKED.
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I HAVE TO TURN THIS IN,
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BUT IF NOBODY CLAIMS IT
WITHIN 30 DAYS, IT'S OURS.
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GOOD.
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UH-OH.
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HERE'S AN INSCRIPTION--
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"TO MY PRECIOUS
POOPSIE."
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WELL, THAT DOESN'T HELP.
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THIS CITY IS PACKED
WITH POOPSIES.
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LET'S LOOK AT THOSE
CRUISE BROCHURES.
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YOU STILL HAVE THEM?
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I'VE BEEN FILING THEM AWAY
UNDER "F"--FOR FAT CHANCE.
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23, 24, 25.
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TWO!
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I FEEL GREAT.
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NOT ME.
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I'VE LOST LAURA.
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LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.
YOU NEVER HAD HER.
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THANKS, BUT THERE'S
A NEW WRINKLE.
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WHAT IS IT?
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YOU KNOW
TODD HELMS.
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SURE.
GREAT BALL PLAYER.
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REAL NICE GUY.
BABES LOVE HIM.
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A SIMPLE
"I KNOW THE DUDE"
WOULD HAVE SUFFICED.
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT HIM?
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WELL, HE'S FLUNKING
GEOMETRY,
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WHICH MEANS
HE'LL GET BOUNCED OFF
THE BASKETBALL TEAM.
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HIS POP WILL GROUND HIM,
MEANING NO DATES WITH LAURA,
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WHICH IS GOOD FOR ME,
EXCEPT TODD ASKED ME
TO TUTOR HIM.
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NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
THEM APPLES.
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WHAT WAS
THAT FIRST THING AGAIN?
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THINK, MAN.
TODD'S MY RIVAL.
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THE ONLY OBSTACLE
BETWEEN ME
AND MY LADY LOVE.
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STEVE, THE ONLY OBSTACLE
BETWEEN YOU AND LAURA
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IS YOU.
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BOY, I HOLD TODD'S FATE
IN THE PALM OF MY HAND.
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SHOULD I TEACH HIM
TO FLY HIGH
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OR SQUASH HIM
LIKE AN INSECT?
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MOM,
WHAT'S THE CAPITAL
OF BELGIUM?
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I'LL GIVE YOU
A HINT--
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WHICH VEGETABLE
DO YOU HATE THE MOST?
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THE CAPITAL OF BELGIUM
IS BROCCOLI?
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BRUSSELS, JUDY.
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AS IN BRUSSELS SPROUTS?
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I'LL LET THAT ALL SINK IN
WHILE I GO PLAY NINTENDO.
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HELLO, BABE.
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HI, HONEY.
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ANY CALLS TODAY
ABOUT THE BRACELET?
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NOT ONE.
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ALTHOUGH I AM
SORT OF SURPRISED,
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WHAT WITH THAT BIG AD
YOU PUT IN THE PAPER.
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CARL, YOU DID
PLACE THE AD.
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OH, SURE.
FULL PAGE.
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YOU POPPED FOR
A FULL-PAGE AD
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IN THE CHICAGO CHRONICLE?
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WELL, NOT EXACTLY.
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WHAT, EXACTLY?
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IT'S, UH...
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IT'S IN
THE AMISH ALMANAC.
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HARRIETTE, I'M SORRY,
BUT I FEEL WE FULFILLED
OUR OBLIGATION HERE.
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WE TURNED
THE BRACELET IN.
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NOW IT'S UP TO POOPSIE
TO CLAIM IT.
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CARL, THINK ABOUT IT.
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RIGHT NOW,
POOR POOPSIE'S
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PROBABLY
CRYING HER EYES OUT.
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HARRIETTE, BELIEVE ME,
POOPSIE IS NOT POOR.
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WELL, EVEN SO.
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WE HAVE TO TRY
TO FIND THE OWNER.
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THEN IF NOBODY
CLAIMS IT,
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YOU'LL HAVE
A CLEARER CONSCIENCE.
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NOT LIKE I DID
ANYTHING WRONG.
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MY CONSCIENCE IS CLEAR.
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IS IT REALLY, CARL?
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00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,536
WHO ARE YOU?
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I'M YOUR CONSCIENCE,
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AND I'M NOT
FEELING VERY CLEAR.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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YOU HAVEN'T
REALLY TRIED TO FIND
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THE OWNER OF THE BRACELET,
HAVE YOU, CARL?
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WELL, I...I...
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HEY, CARL. DON'T
LISTEN TO THAT WIMP!
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IT'S FINDERS-KEEPERS,
LOSERS-WEEPERS.
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HE'S GOT A POINT.
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YEAH, AND IT'S
ON HIS TAIL.
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SSS!
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HEH HEH HEH!
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BESIDES,
YOU'RE A POLICE OFFICER.
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IT'S YOUR DUTY
TO HELP PEOPLE.
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HE'S GOT A POINT.
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YEAH, ON HIS HEAD.
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CARL...
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CHEATERS NEVER PROSPER.
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SURE THEY DO.
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00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,190
WAKE UP AND SMELL
THE SULFUR.
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YOU'VE WORKED HARD,
BEEN HONEST,
WHAT'S IT GOT YOU?
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A SECOND MORTGAGE,
AND A $10-A-DAY
DOUGHNUT HABIT.
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NOW WAIT A MINUTE, BUB.
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HEY, THAT'S BEELZEBUB
TO YOU, BRO.
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CARL, IGNORE HIM.
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HE'S NAUGHTY.
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HEY.
BUTT OUT!
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00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:02,883
ARE YOU
WILLING TO TRADE
YOUR SELF-RESPECT
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FOR A CARIBBEAN CRUISE?
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WELL...
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00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,323
* DAY-O *
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* DAY-O *
240
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* DAYLIGHT COME
AND ME WANT TO GO HOME *
241
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,201
THAT'S ENOUGH.
242
00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:24,637
I'M GOING TO TRY MY BEST
TO RETURN THE BRACELET.
243
00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:27,007
WAY TO GO, CARL.
244
00:13:27,074 --> 00:13:29,576
* HALLELUJAH *
245
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,945
* HALLELUJAH *
246
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:32,913
* HALLELUJAH *
247
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* HALLELUJAH *
248
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:37,584
* HALLELUJAH *
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UH, STEVE?
250
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,601
YEAH?
251
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,170
CAN I TALK TO YOU
ABOUT TODD?
252
00:13:57,237 --> 00:13:59,706
GEE, TODD THIS,
TODD THAT.
253
00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:03,776
I'M GETTING TIRED
OF HEARING ABOUT
YOUR HOT TODDY.
254
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,245
LOOK, STEVE,
255
00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,881
I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU TUTOR TODD.
256
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:10,517
AREN'T YOU REALIZING
WHAT YOU'RE ASKING?
257
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,686
I'M JEALOUS OF TODD,
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO HELP?
258
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,189
WHY NOT DROP
A BOULDER ON MY FOOT,
259
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:18,791
SHOVE BAMBOO SHOOTS
UNDER MY FINGERNAILS,
260
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,494
OR SCOOP MY EYEBALLS OUT
WITH A MELON BALLER?
261
00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:28,068
SO WILL YOU DO IT?
262
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:32,272
WELL,
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
263
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:40,914
OH...
264
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,886
GEE, THIS IS A TOUGHIE.
265
00:14:46,954 --> 00:14:49,456
WHAT THE DEVIL
AM I GOING TO DO?
266
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:52,559
YOU CALLED?
267
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:55,728
WHO ARE YOU?
268
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,464
I'M YOUR DARK SIDE.
269
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,531
YOUR UNDERBELLY.
270
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:00,600
YOUR WORST IMPULSE.
271
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,202
HEH HEH HEH!
272
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:05,138
IN SHORT,
I'M YOUR ID, KID.
273
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:10,843
WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
274
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,246
WHY, TO HELP YOU OUT,
BUDDY-BOY.
275
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,582
YOU'VE BEEN OVERLOOKING
THE PERFECT SOLUTION
276
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,784
TO YOUR PROBLEM.
277
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:18,885
OH?
278
00:15:18,952 --> 00:15:21,221
WELL, TELL ME MORE.
279
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:24,324
PROMISE TO TUTOR TODD,
280
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:26,926
THEN GIVE HIM
ALL THE WRONG ANSWERS.
281
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,963
HE'LL BE
OUT OF THE PICTURE,
282
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,332
AND THEN YOU'LL GET
LUSCIOUS LAURA.
283
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,400
HEH HEH!
284
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,103
SSS!
285
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:38,938
WHOA.
286
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,307
BAD URKEL.
287
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,642
IS THAT THE WAY
YOU WANT TO WIN LAURA,
288
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,612
THROUGH TREACHERY
AND DECEIT?
289
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:49,916
WELL?
290
00:15:49,983 --> 00:15:52,952
I'M THINKING.
I'M THINKING.
291
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:57,190
IF LAURA FINDS OUT
THAT YOU GAVE TODD
ALL THE WRONG ANSWERS,
292
00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:00,027
SHE'LL LOSE
ALL RESPECT FOR YOU.
293
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,262
OH, SURE, LIKE SHE
RESPECTS HIM NOW.
294
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:06,033
HEY!
295
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,871
LISTEN, STEVE?
296
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,673
LOOK, I HATE TO
KEEP BUGGING YOU,
297
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,208
BUT I'M REALLY
DESPERATE.
298
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,476
I'M GOING
TO FAIL MATH,
299
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,512
AND YOU'RE
MY ONLY HOPE.
PLEASE TUTOR ME.
300
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,084
OKAY.
301
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,953
OKAY. GO GET YOUR BOOKS.
302
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:30,123
YOU'RE THE BEST.
303
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,464
WELL, YOU'LL GIVE HIM
ALL THE WRONG ANSWERS,
AREN'T YOU?
304
00:16:38,731 --> 00:16:41,634
NO. I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM
THE RIGHT ONES.
305
00:16:43,403 --> 00:16:44,971
AHH...
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00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:47,307
* HALLELUJAH *
307
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,776
* HALLELUJAH *
308
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:50,843
* HALLELUJAH *
309
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,011
* HALLELUJAH *
310
00:16:52,079 --> 00:16:54,781
* HALLELUJAH *
311
00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:03,223
ALL ASHORE
WHO'S GOING ASHORE!
312
00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:07,194
GET YOUR SHUFFLEBOARD STICKS.
WE ARE SHIPPING OUT!
313
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,096
CARL, HAS IT BEEN
A MONTH ALREADY?
314
00:17:09,162 --> 00:17:12,031
YES, AND IT'S ALL OURS.
FREE AND CLEAR!
315
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:17,570
JUST THINK ABOUT IT, BABE--
YOU, ME, MOONLIT DECK...
316
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:18,871
STARRY SKIES,
317
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,940
WAVES RUSHING BY...
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00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:23,310
CARIBBEAN,
HERE WE COME!
319
00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:25,578
[DOORBELL RINGS]
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00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:31,884
MAY I HELP YOU?
321
00:17:31,951 --> 00:17:33,353
I HOPE SO.
322
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,022
ARE YOU THE PEOPLE
WHO FOUND MY DIAMONDS?
323
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:39,058
NO.
324
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:45,798
MOTHER WINSLOW!
325
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,336
MOTHER WINSLOW.
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00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:51,504
HELLO.
327
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,073
THE POLICE
GAVE ME THIS ADDRESS.
328
00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:56,376
DO I HAVE
THE WRONG HOUSE?
329
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,616
NO, YOU DON'T.
PLEASE COME IN.
330
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,818
THANK YOU, MY DEAR.
331
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:08,155
I'M EUNICE PEAVY.
332
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,257
I'M HARRIETTE WINSLOW.
HERE'S MY HUSBAND CARL
333
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:11,724
AND MY MOTHER-IN-LAW
ESTELLE.
334
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,226
HELLO.
335
00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:14,627
PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.
336
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,829
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
337
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:17,897
TO THE COUCH.
338
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,099
THANK YOU.
339
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:22,602
I WOULD'VE
BEEN HERE SOONER,
340
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:25,205
BUT I WAS ON
A CARIBBEAN CRUISE.
341
00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,511
PLEASE, MAY I
HAVE MY JEWELRY?
342
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,581
OH, EXCUSE ME,
343
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,550
BUT PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE
TO DESCRIBE IT FIRST?
344
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,685
OF COURSE.
345
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:39,819
IT'S
PAVE DIAMONDS
346
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:42,222
SET IN
18-KARAT GOLD.
347
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,392
WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT,
SO FAR.
348
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,694
CAN YOU TELL US WHAT
THE INSCRIPTION SAYS?
349
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:51,364
CERTAINLY.
"TO MY PRECIOUS POOPSIE."
350
00:18:54,334 --> 00:18:56,569
THIS CITY IS PACKED
WITH POOPSIES.
351
00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:59,839
CARL, GIVE IT UP.
352
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,441
IT'S HERS.
353
00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,576
HERE YOU GO,
MA'AM.
354
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,877
OH!
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00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,846
OH!
356
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,315
CARL! CARL!
357
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,818
I'M SO HAPPY!
358
00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,587
OH, IT'S SO REFRESHING
TO DISCOVER
359
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,890
THERE'S STILL GOOD,
HONEST PEOPLE
IN THIS WORLD.
360
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,092
HOW CAN I THANK YOU?
361
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:22,362
IT'S NOT
NECESSARY.
IT'S NOT
NECESSARY.
362
00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:25,365
PERHAPS A CASH REWARD?
363
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,600
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
WELL...
364
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:33,840
HERE'S $20.
365
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:36,243
$20.
366
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:38,110
DON'T ARGUE.
367
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,879
I INSIST.
368
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,583
OH, WELL.
369
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,484
TA-TA,
370
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,953
AND THANK YOU
EVER SO MUCH.
371
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,790
I CAN'T BEGIN
TO TELL YOU
HOW GRATEFUL I AM.
372
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,326
EVER SINCE WE LOST THIS,
373
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:56,396
POOPSIE HASN'T
EATEN A BITE.
374
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,965
EXCUSE ME,
EXCUSE ME.
375
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:00,867
I'M A LITTLE
CONFUSED HERE.
376
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,134
AREN'T YOU POOPSIE?
377
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,437
OH, MY, NO!
378
00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,773
POOPSIE'S MY KITTY CAT.
379
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,529
OH, HI, MRS. URKEL.
380
00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:31,197
OH.
381
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:33,900
I'M SORRY, MR. URKEL.
382
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:36,736
UH, IS STEVE THERE?
383
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,705
NO. DON'T BOTHER HIM
IF HE'S MAKING PIZZA.
384
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,707
HE CAN JUST--
385
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,275
HELLO?
386
00:20:47,113 --> 00:20:49,316
HI, LAURA.
I'D HAVE BEEN HERE SOONER,
387
00:20:49,382 --> 00:20:51,551
BUT YOU CAUGHT ME
IN MID-TWIRL.
388
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,087
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO RUSH.
I WANTED TO TELL YOU
389
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:58,458
THAT TODD GOT
A "B" IN GEOMETRY--
THANKS TO YOU.
390
00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:01,828
WELL, GEE, THAT'S SWELL.
391
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:03,262
I HOPE YOU CRAZY KIDS
392
00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:05,164
WILL BE
VERY HAPPY TOGETHER.
393
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,567
NOW I'LL HEAD
BACK TO URKEL HUT
394
00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:11,003
AND THROW MYSELF
ON THE CHEESE GRATER.
395
00:21:11,070 --> 00:21:12,271
UH, STEVE?
396
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:14,507
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
TODD AND I BROKE UP.
397
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:17,644
AW...
398
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:20,112
WELL, THAT'S
A CRYING SHAME.
399
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:21,948
WHAT HAPPENED?
400
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:25,418
WELL...
401
00:21:27,654 --> 00:21:30,457
ALL HE TALKS ABOUT
IS BASKETBALL.
HE'S OBSESSED.
402
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,658
THE ONLY SONG
HE KNOWS
403
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,259
IS SWEET
GEORGIA BROWN.
404
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:34,927
AHA! SO YOU REALIZED
405
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:39,165
A STRONG MIND
IS MORE IMPORTANT
THAN A TALL BODY.
406
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:40,600
WELL...
407
00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:43,035
WHICH LEAVES
THE DOOR WIDE OPEN
FOR YOURS TRULY,
408
00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:46,305
BEING 98% BRAIN
AND 2% BRAWN.
409
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:49,609
UH, STEVE...
410
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:52,445
OH, LAURA,
WE'LL BE SO HAPPY.
411
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:54,647
WANT TO GO PICK OUT
OUR CHINA PATTERN?
412
00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,284
IT'S TRUE I WANT A GUY
WITH SOMETHING UPSTAIRS,
413
00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:00,987
BUT I ALSO WANT
A WELL-BUILT STAIRCASE.
414
00:22:02,321 --> 00:22:03,556
OH, WELL. NO PROBLEMO.
415
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:05,458
I'LL BEGIN
A TRAINING SCHEDULE.
416
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,494
WHY, A FEW SESSIONS
ON THE MUSCLE MASTER,
417
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,129
AND YOU'LL BE DROOLING
OVER MY DELTOIDS.
418
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:11,598
[CRACK]
419
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,702
LAURA?
420
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:16,636
WHAT, STEVE?
421
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:19,739
I HURT MYSELF.
CAN YOU CARRY ME HOME?
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