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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,106 --> 00:00:07,641 OKAY, ALRIGHT. 2 00:00:07,708 --> 00:00:09,310 LET'S SEE... 3 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:12,546 MUNCHIES. 4 00:00:14,782 --> 00:00:16,750 COMFY COUCH. 5 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:20,221 REMOTE CONTROL. 6 00:00:27,828 --> 00:00:30,798 AHH, THE GOOD LIFE. 7 00:00:32,933 --> 00:00:35,103 OKAY, MOM, BRING IT IN. 8 00:00:35,169 --> 00:00:36,937 ALRIGHT, SWEETHEART. 9 00:00:37,004 --> 00:00:37,971 BE CAREFUL, HARRIETTE. 10 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:40,408 YEAH, OKAY 11 00:00:43,777 --> 00:00:46,547 WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD UP. 12 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:49,550 HARRIETTE, I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE FOOTBALL GAME. 13 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:53,687 -LOOK AT MY NEW PLAYHOUSE. -THIS BABY'S REALLY LOADED-- 14 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:56,157 IT'S GOT A TABLE, A PHONE, A SWINGING DOOR.. 15 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:57,625 A MORTGAGE. 16 00:00:57,691 --> 00:01:00,594 GOOD LUCK PUTTING IT TOGETHER, UNCLE CARL. 17 00:01:00,661 --> 00:01:03,564 OH, HARRIETTE. 18 00:01:03,631 --> 00:01:06,467 PLEASE, UNCLE CARL? 19 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:10,638 RICHIE, I'LL PUT IT TOGETHER AFTER THE GAME. 20 00:01:10,704 --> 00:01:12,039 HOW LONG IS THAT? 21 00:01:12,106 --> 00:01:13,307 THREE HOURS. 22 00:01:13,374 --> 00:01:16,677 I'LL BE TOO BIG FOR IT BY THEN. 23 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:21,982 BUT, RICHIE, IT'S THE BEARS AND THE VIKINGS. 24 00:01:22,049 --> 00:01:24,118 PLEASE, UNCLE CARL? 25 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:25,853 I LOVE YOU... 26 00:01:25,919 --> 00:01:27,221 A BUSHEL AND A PECK 27 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:30,524 AND A HUG AROUND THE NECK. 28 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:34,462 OKAY, OKAY 29 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:37,165 -HE NEVER HAD A CHANCE. -MM-MMM. 30 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:52,380 * IT'S A RARE CONDITION IN THIS DAY AND AGE * 31 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:55,949 * TO READ ANY GOOD NEWS ON THE NEWSPAPER PAGE * 32 00:01:56,016 --> 00:01:59,887 * AND LOVE AND TRADITION OF THE GRAND DESIGN * 33 00:01:59,953 --> 00:02:04,292 * SOME PEOPLE SAY IS EVEN HARDER TO FIND * 34 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:07,195 * WELL, THEN, THERE MUST BE SOME MAGIC CLUE * 35 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:11,399 * INSIDE THESE GENTLE WALLS * 36 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:14,868 * 'CAUSE ALL I SEE IS A TOWER OF DREAMS * 37 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:18,906 * REAL LOVE BURSTIN' OUT OF EVERY SEAM * 38 00:02:19,940 --> 00:02:22,776 * AS DAYS GO BY * 39 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:26,947 * WE'RE GONNA FILL OUR HOUSE WITH HAPPINESS * 40 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:29,683 * THE MOON MAY CRY * 41 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:33,821 * WE'RE GONNA SMOTHER THE BLUES WITH TENDERNESS * 42 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:36,824 * WHEN DAYS GO BY * 43 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:40,494 * THERE'S ROOM FOR YOU, ROOM FOR ME * 44 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:44,365 * FOR GENTLE HEARTS AND OPPORTUNITY * 45 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:47,735 * AS DAYS GO BY * 46 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:52,740 * IT'S THE BIGGER LOVE OF THE FAMILY ** 47 00:03:13,994 --> 00:03:15,929 HI, BIG GUY. 48 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:18,932 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 49 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:22,870 WHY DON'T YOU JUST WEAR A HAT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE? 50 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,541 STEVE, I'M IN NO MOOD FOR THIS. 51 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:32,413 WHY THE SOUR PUSS, MY PORTLY POUTING PAL? 52 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:36,049 WELL, I HAVE TO ASSEMBLE THIS PLAYHOUSE FOR RICHIE. 53 00:03:36,116 --> 00:03:37,751 OOH, YOU WANT SOME HELP? 54 00:03:37,818 --> 00:03:38,919 NO, THANKS. 55 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:40,988 I MEAN, IT'S JUST A KID'S TOY. 56 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,324 HOW HARD CAN IT BE? 57 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:46,560 YIKES! 58 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:48,329 NO PROBLEMO. 59 00:03:48,396 --> 00:03:49,997 JUST PUT YOURSELF IN THE HANDS 60 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,966 OF MASTER BUILDER URKEL. 61 00:03:53,033 --> 00:03:54,535 OKAY, YOU READ THE INSTRUCTIONS 62 00:03:54,602 --> 00:03:56,637 WHILE I LAY OUT ALL THE PIECES. 63 00:03:56,704 --> 00:03:57,971 OKAY. 64 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:02,209 "MUN-JE IL-- CHEE-GOOM 65 00:04:02,276 --> 00:04:03,911 "IN-UHN MUHL-GOHN DUHRURH 66 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:05,679 "CHOGNG HWAK-KI 67 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:08,949 CHOM-KOHM HA-SHIP-SHI-YO." 68 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:12,386 WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT? 69 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:13,887 THIS PAGE IS IN KOREAN. 70 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:16,657 TSK, TSK, TSK. THEY MISSPELLED THREE WORDS. 71 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,595 YOU CAN READ KOREAN? 72 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,864 WHY, SURE, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL LANGUAGE. 73 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:27,968 I'LL TEACH YOU. LET'S START WITH A COMMON KOREAN PHRASE. 74 00:04:28,035 --> 00:04:31,372 NOMO-GIETS-ITSOMERA. 75 00:04:32,072 --> 00:04:34,308 MUT-IROSOMERA. 76 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:35,709 WHAT'S THAT MEAN? 77 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,746 I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP. 78 00:04:43,150 --> 00:04:44,518 I'LL GET US SOME TOOLS. 79 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:46,554 YOU, LAY OUT ALL THE PIECES. 80 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:50,391 I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP. 81 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:56,330 HARRIETTE, MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE ASKED CARL 82 00:04:56,397 --> 00:04:57,831 TO BUILD RICHIE'S PLAYHOUSE. 83 00:04:57,898 --> 00:05:01,068 AFTER ALL, HE'S NOT EXACTLY MR. FIX-IT. 84 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,636 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 85 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:05,406 REMEMBER LAST MONTH HE INSTALLED THAT EXTRA LIGHT SOCKET? 86 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:08,141 IT WORKS PERFECTLY. 87 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,510 THAT'S TRUE, 88 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:13,781 AND HIS EYEBROWS HAVE JUST ABOUT GROWN BACK. 89 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:17,150 JOLENE, I'VE GOT A CHEST HAIR UPDATE FOR YOU. 90 00:05:17,217 --> 00:05:19,152 I'M UP TO A DOZEN. 91 00:05:19,219 --> 00:05:22,523 BY THIS SUMMER... I SHOULD BE A RUG. 92 00:05:25,959 --> 00:05:26,727 ATTENTION, EVERYBODY. 93 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:29,497 I CAN'T FIND MY SCREWDRIVER. 94 00:05:29,563 --> 00:05:31,064 I DIDN'T TAKE IT. 95 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:32,600 ME, NEITHER. 96 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:42,710 EXCUSE ME. 97 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,612 EXCUSE ME. 98 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,915 DAD, I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A VERY IMPORTANT CONVERSATION. 99 00:05:50,618 --> 00:05:54,655 BINKY BEAR CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIS WINKY BEAR. 100 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:58,726 EDWARD, HAVE YOU SEEN MY PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER? 101 00:05:58,792 --> 00:06:01,361 YEAH, LAST WEEK, I USED IT TO FIX MY BIKE. 102 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:03,063 WELL, WHERE IS IT NOW? 103 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,465 DAD, I DON'T KNOW. 104 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,366 I'M BUSY HERE. 105 00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:09,770 SORRY, WINKY BEAR, BUT BINKY BEAR 106 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:13,140 HAS TO TALK TO PAPA BEAR. BYE-BYE. 107 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,576 DAD, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! 108 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,811 EDWARD, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY SCREWDRIVER? 109 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:20,648 -I DON'T REMEMBER. -YOU DON'T REMEMBER? 110 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:23,250 WHY CAN'T YOU REMEMBER WHERE YOU PUT ONE SCREWDRIVER? 111 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,018 BECAUSE THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 112 00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:27,054 GIVE ME A BREAK, OKAY? 113 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:35,162 EDWARD, I HAVE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES 114 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:38,832 THAT WHEN YOU BORROW MY TOOLS, PUT THEM BACK WHERE THEY BELONG. 115 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:40,801 OKAY, OKAY. 116 00:06:40,868 --> 00:06:44,572 YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TO MISPLACE MY TOOLS. 117 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:47,541 MY DAD MISPLACED ONE OF HIS TOOLS ONCE. 118 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:49,342 BOY, WAS HE UPSET. 119 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,512 OF COURSE, HE'S A BRAIN SURGEON. 120 00:06:51,579 --> 00:06:53,547 SO, IT'S TOUGH WONDERING WHICH OF YOUR PATIENTS 121 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:56,650 HAS A CLAMP IN HIS CRANIUM. 122 00:06:56,717 --> 00:06:59,587 STEVE, THIS IS A FAMILY DISCUSSION. 123 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:03,457 AND I'M DARN PROUD TO BE PART OF IT. 124 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,526 SHOO, SHOO, SHOO, SHOO. 125 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,562 EDWARD, I WANT TO KNOW 126 00:07:08,629 --> 00:07:10,330 WHERE MY SCREWDRIVER IS. 127 00:07:10,397 --> 00:07:14,201 DAD, I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS. LOOK, I'LL BUY YOU A NEW ONE. 128 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,436 EDWARD, I CAN DO THAT MYSELF. 129 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:18,371 GREAT. THANKS, DAD. 130 00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:20,541 HOLD IT! 131 00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:22,576 EDWARD, YOU'RE STILL MISSING THE POINT HERE. 132 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:24,044 WHAT IS THE POINT? 133 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,814 THE POINT IS, THIS SCREWDRIVER INCIDENT 134 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:28,549 IS JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE 135 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:30,450 OF YOUR TOTAL LACK OF RESPECT 136 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,419 FOR PEOPLE AND THEIR PROPERTY. 137 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,854 IT IS? 138 00:07:33,921 --> 00:07:35,388 YES, IT IS. 139 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,924 YOU START OFF BY FORGETTING SCREWDRIVERS, 140 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,392 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, YOU'RE DROPPING OUT OF SCHOOL, 141 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:40,728 YOU CAN'T GET A JOB, 142 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,763 AND YOU WIND UP WEARING A CARDBOARD BELT, 143 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,899 SELLING YOUR BLOOD FOR A BOWL OF SOUP. 144 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:47,901 WHAT KIND OF SOUP? 145 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,270 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES THAT MAKE? 146 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:54,074 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. IT'S YOUR STORY. 147 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,109 UH, I GOT TO GET GOING. 148 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:59,547 HOLD IT, EDWARD. WE ARE NOT THROUGH HERE. 149 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:02,215 -I'VE TO GET READY FOR MY DATE. -NO, YOU DON'T. 150 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:04,484 YOU'RE GROUNDED. 151 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,119 WHAT? 152 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:07,788 OVER A STUPID SCREWDRIVER? 153 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:10,223 SON, IT'S NOT THE SCREWDRIVER. 154 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:11,892 IT'S YOUR ATTITUDE I DON'T LIKE. 155 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:14,895 WELL, MAYBE I DON'T LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE. 156 00:08:16,096 --> 00:08:17,565 UH-OH. 157 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:22,169 ALRIGHT. THAT'S IT. GO TO YOUR ROOM. 158 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:23,370 LOOK, DAD-- 159 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:24,805 GO! 160 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:31,945 CARL, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION? 161 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:36,449 AS THE GREAT MAHARISHI MOSKVICH ONCE SAID-- 162 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:37,918 SCRAM! 163 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:40,954 THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID BUT IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. 164 00:08:58,471 --> 00:08:59,773 EDDIE. 165 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,508 SHH! 166 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:02,943 -GOING SOMEPLACE? -YES. 167 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:05,245 I'M TAKING JOLENE TO THE CONCERT. 168 00:09:05,312 --> 00:09:07,080 AND YOUR LIFE IN YOUR HANDS. 169 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:10,417 EDDIE, DAD GROUNDED YOU. IF YOU LEAVE, HE'LL KILL YOU. 170 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,052 LAURA, IT'LL BE WORTH IT 171 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:14,588 TO SEE JOLENE IN HER NEW MINISKIRT. 172 00:09:15,422 --> 00:09:16,489 WELL, CONGRATULATIONS, EDDIE. 173 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:17,858 FOR WHAT? 174 00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:20,293 YOU'LL BE MAKING LICENSE PLATE FOR YOUR FIRST CAR. 175 00:09:21,662 --> 00:09:22,896 LAURA, THANKS FOR YOUR CONCERN. 176 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:26,199 BUT AS THEY SAY IN FRANCE, SIONARA. 177 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,829 DAD! HI. 178 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:56,930 HI. 179 00:09:56,997 --> 00:09:59,900 HEY, YOU FOUND THAT SCREWDRIVER. 180 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,836 WELL, ACTUALLY, URKEL FOUND IT. 181 00:10:02,903 --> 00:10:05,405 HE USED HIS METAL DETECTOR AND COMBED OUR BACKYARD. 182 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:08,608 HE FOUND THE SCREWDRIVER, 38 CENTS, 183 00:10:08,676 --> 00:10:11,078 AND A MOOD RING. 184 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,813 GREAT. 185 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:14,614 SO WHERE WERE YOU? 186 00:10:14,682 --> 00:10:17,584 UH, I WAS IN THE GARAGE 187 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,687 LOOKING FOR THE SCREWDRIVER? 188 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,691 REALLY? SO IS THIS 189 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:25,558 YOUR SCREWDRIVER HUNTING OUTFIT? 190 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,560 WELL, I--I... 191 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,863 LIPSTICK ON THE COLLAR. 192 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:34,835 EDWARD, WERE YOU NECKING 193 00:10:34,902 --> 00:10:36,804 WITH THE WEED-WHACKER AGAIN? 194 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:43,010 OKAY, DAD, I WENT TO THE CONCERT WITH JOLENE. 195 00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,880 YOU, UH... 196 00:10:46,947 --> 00:10:49,216 YOU REALLY LIKE THAT GIRL, DON'T YOU? 197 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:51,651 I SURE DO, DAD. 198 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:58,125 I HOPE SHE'S WORTH DYING FOR. 199 00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,192 LOOK, DAD-- 200 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:00,227 NO, YOU LOOK. 201 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:03,530 EDWARD, I WENT UP TO YOUR ROOM TO APOLOGIZE 202 00:11:03,596 --> 00:11:06,033 THINKING MAYBE I WAS TOO ROUGH ON YOU. 203 00:11:06,099 --> 00:11:08,068 BUT JUDGING FROM YOUR BEHAVIOR, 204 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:09,970 I HAVEN'T BEEN ROUGH ENOUGH. 205 00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,671 DAD, YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. 206 00:11:11,739 --> 00:11:13,707 THIS DATE WAS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME TONIGHT. 207 00:11:13,774 --> 00:11:15,308 WELL, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF. 208 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:18,145 YOU'RE NOT GONNA HAVE ANOTHER ONE FOR A VERY LONG TIME. 209 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,014 -YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR ONE MONTH. -WHAT? NO WAY. 210 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:23,350 -MAKE THAT TWO MONTHS! -WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 211 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,719 MOM, DAD'S ACTING LIKE A MANIAC AGAIN. 212 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,120 MAKE THAT THREE MONTHS! 213 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:29,222 -CARL! -LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. 214 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,959 AS LONG AS YOU LIVE UNDER MY ROOF, 215 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,927 YOU WILL LIVE BY MY RULES. 216 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:36,163 THEN MAYBE I SHOULD FIND ANOTHER ROOF. 217 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,364 EDDIE! 218 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:40,067 -SO YOU'RE MOVING OUT? -WELL, YEAH. 219 00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:41,268 WELL, FINE! 220 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,335 FINE! 221 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,204 FINE! 222 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,707 IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 223 00:11:47,775 --> 00:11:49,743 FINE! FINE! 224 00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:13,666 CARL. 225 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:15,302 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT! 226 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,904 WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO. 227 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:18,872 THIS THING'S GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND. 228 00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,540 WE CAN'T LET EDDIE MOVE OUT. 229 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,309 WHERE'S EDDIE GOING? 230 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,311 NOWHERE. GO BACK TO BED. 231 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,213 CAN I HAVE HIS ROOM? 232 00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:28,015 GO! 233 00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:32,019 GUYS, I FEEL TERRIBLE. THIS IS ALL MY FAULT. 234 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:34,922 I SHOULD NEVER HAVE ASKED YOU TO PUT TOGETHER RICHIE'S PLAYHOUSE. 235 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,224 I'M HIS MOTHER.IT'S MY RESPONSIBILITY. 236 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:39,059 TRUE, I'M NO GOOD AT THOSE THINGS, 237 00:12:39,126 --> 00:12:41,261 BUT WE LEARN BY DOING. 238 00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,329 RACHEL-- 239 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,564 BUT I DIDN'T DO. NOW LOOK WHAT I'VE DONE. 240 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:47,835 YOU'RE MAD AT EDDIE, EDDIE'S MAD AT YOU, I'M MAD AT ME. 241 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:51,004 I TELL YOU, THIS IS A MADHOUSE. 242 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,907 THIS WHOLE FAMILY HAS GONE OFF THE DEEP END. 243 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:57,510 CARL, WE CAN'T LET OUR SON MOVE OUT. 244 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:58,912 HARRIETTE... 245 00:12:58,979 --> 00:13:01,781 I WILL NOT TOLERATE OUTRIGHT DISOBEDIENCE. 246 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,216 NOW, I DON'T ASK FOR MUCH, 247 00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,019 BUT THERE'S ONE THING I DO DEMAND AND THAT'S RESPECT. 248 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,988 YOU KNOW EDDIE RESPECTS YOU. 249 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:11,124 HARRIETTE, THE BOY DELIBERATELY ANTAGONIZES ME. 250 00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:13,827 HE KNOWS EVERYTHING THAT GETS MY GOAT. 251 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:15,996 CARL, BE FAIR. 252 00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:19,900 YOUR GOAT'S GOTTEN OLD, AND IT'S EASIER TO GET. 253 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:21,935 OH, SURE. TAKE HIS SIDE. 254 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:25,438 THERE ARE NO SIDES HERE. WE'RE A FAMILY. 255 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:28,075 PLEASE GO UP AND TALK TO EDDIE AND SETTLE THIS. 256 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:30,110 HARRIETTE, HE'S THE ONE WHO DISOBEYED. 257 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,945 HE'S THE ONE WHO WANTS TO LEAVE. 258 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:36,049 SO, HE'S THE ONE WHO HAS TO COME TO ME. 259 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:38,118 CARL-- 260 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,587 HARRIETTE, I HAVE SPOKEN! 261 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:50,363 WHATEVER YOU SAY, KING CARL. 262 00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,900 BUT IF PRINCE EDWARD LEAVES THIS KINGDOM, 263 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:55,835 YOU WILL BE SLEEPING ON THE ROYAL COUCH. 264 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,044 EDDIE... 265 00:14:04,111 --> 00:14:05,578 GO BACK UPSTAIRS. 266 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:10,450 MOM, I'M LEAVING. DON'T TRY AND TALK ME OUT OF IT. 267 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:11,919 OH? 268 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:14,121 WELL, WHERE YOU GOING? 269 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:17,524 SOMEPLACE WHERE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY SCREWDRIVERS. 270 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,127 YOU KNOW THIS FIGHT'S NOT ABOUT SCREWDRIVERS. 271 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:22,029 IT'S BECAUSE YOU DISOBEYED YOUR FATHER. 272 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:24,097 BUT, HE DIDN'T HAVE TO GROUND ME. 273 00:14:24,164 --> 00:14:25,598 THAT WAS EXCESSIVE PUNISHMENT. 274 00:14:25,665 --> 00:14:27,300 POLICE BRUTALITY. 275 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,271 I DON'T WANT YOU TO LEAVE. 276 00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,206 DON'T WORRY, MOM. I'LL BE FINE. 277 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:35,208 -WHERE WILL YOU SLEEP? -I DON'T KNOW. 278 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,810 -WHAT WILL YOU DO FOR MONEY? -I DON'T KNOW. 279 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,813 -HOW WILL YOU BUY FOOD? -I DON'T KNOW. 280 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,284 WELL, AT LEAST YOU HAVE A PLAN. 281 00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:47,620 WELL, MOM, ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN STAYING HERE. 282 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:49,122 YOUR FATHER'S NOT THAT BAD. 283 00:14:49,189 --> 00:14:52,425 OH, REALLY? WHY DON'T YOU TRY LIVING WITH HIM? 284 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,129 BUT DAD DRIVES ME CRAZY. 285 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,999 DID YOU EVER THINK THAT MAYBE YOU DRIVE HIM CRAZY? 286 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:02,502 SURE, TAKE HIS SIDE. 287 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:05,038 EDDIE. 288 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,374 YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER LOVES YOU. 289 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,476 MOM, HE SURE DOESN'T ACT LIKE IT. 290 00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:12,079 NO MATTER WHAT I DO, IT'S NEVER GOOD ENOUGH. 291 00:15:12,145 --> 00:15:14,114 HE'S ALWAYS ON MY BACK. 292 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:16,316 I DON'T EVEN THINK HE LIKES ME. 293 00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,090 WAIT HERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 294 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,764 HARRIETTE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 295 00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,600 COME, COME. COME ON. SIT DOWN. 296 00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,502 EDWARD, YOU, TOO. 297 00:15:35,568 --> 00:15:36,769 HARRIETTE-- MOM-- 298 00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,005 SIT! 299 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,341 THE REASON YOU TWO DON'T GET ALONG 300 00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:43,110 IS BECAUSE YOU'RE SO MUCH ALIKE. 301 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,045 NO WAY! NO WAY! 302 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,313 LOOK AT THIS. 303 00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:49,049 THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT MEN IN MY LIFE 304 00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,550 ACTING LIKE BIG BABIES. 305 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,651 HE STARTED IT. 306 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:52,819 NUH-UH! DID, TOO. 307 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,587 DID'NT. DID! 308 00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:57,724 LISTEN UP, YOU TWO! 309 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,660 NOW, I WANT TO TELL YOU A STORY-- 310 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:01,894 -MOM! -AW, HARRIETTE-- 311 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,963 AH! UNH! 312 00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:07,600 NOW... 313 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,602 THIS IS A TRUE STORY. 314 00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:12,105 IT HAPPENED 16 YEARS AGO... 315 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:16,009 ON JANUARY 28, 1974. 316 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:19,012 MY BIRTHDAY? 317 00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:20,480 IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE, 318 00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:23,450 BUT YOU WERE AS IMPATIENT THEN AS YOU ARE NOW. 319 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,654 WE HAD JUST MOVED INTO THIS HOUSE. 320 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,524 AND WE HADN'T FINISHED UNPACKING. IT WAS 1:30 IN THE MORNING, 321 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,394 IN THE MIDDLE OF A TERRIBLE SNOWSTORM. 322 00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:36,263 ALRIGHT. 323 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,464 OKAY 324 00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,710 OKAY 325 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,812 CARL! 326 00:16:52,879 --> 00:16:54,714 YOU'RE FORGETTING TWO THINGS-- 327 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:56,616 YOUR WIFE AND YOUR PANTS. 328 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:57,917 OH! 329 00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,420 OH, MY GOD. I'M SORRY, HONEY. 330 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:01,921 ARE YOU OKAY? 331 00:17:01,988 --> 00:17:03,490 YEAH, I'M JUST SWELL. 332 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:06,559 COME ON, LET'S GO CUT SOME LUMBER. 333 00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,863 IT'S A WONDER YOU EVER MADE A BABY 334 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,632 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 335 00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,469 THINGS WENT FROM BAD TO WORSE. 336 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:18,037 WE WERE COMPLETELY SNOWED IN. 337 00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,406 THE PHONES WERE DEAD, 338 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:21,841 AND WE HAD NO WAY TO GET TO THE HOSPITAL. 339 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:25,912 SO WE DID WHAT ANYONE WOULD DO-- WE PANICKED. 340 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:28,081 CARL...RELAX. 341 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,083 RELAX. RELAX. 342 00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,185 YEAH, RELAX. UH-HUH. 343 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,586 NOW, YOU'RE A COP. 344 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:35,021 I'M A COP. 345 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,789 YOU'RE TRAINED TO HANDLE THESE SITUATIONS. 346 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:40,059 I'M TRAINED. I TOOK A CLASS ONCE. 347 00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,594 THE BABY WAS PLASTIC. 348 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,697 I PUT HIM ON THE RADIATOR, AND HE MELTED. 349 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,166 AAH! 350 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:48,668 AAH! WHAT HAPPENED? TELL ME WHAT TO DO! 351 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,670 -GO BOIL SOME WATER! -GOOD IDEA! 352 00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,904 I COULD USE SOME COFFEE! 353 00:17:51,971 --> 00:17:53,673 AAH! 354 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,543 TEA! COCOA! SWEETHEART, 355 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:59,011 I'LL DRINK ANYTHING YOU WANT! 356 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,548 AAH! OH! CARL, CARL, THE BABY'S COMING! 357 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:04,184 HAND ME A PILLOW! HAND ME A PILLOW! 358 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:05,885 PILLOW! PILLOW! 359 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,255 OH! 360 00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:10,590 I CAN'T FIND A PILLOW! 361 00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:13,626 OH! 362 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,961 CARL! CARL! CARL! 363 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:16,963 PILLOW! PILLOW! PILLOW! 364 00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,465 OH! 365 00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,032 OH! OH! 366 00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,569 HARRIETTE, YOU'RE FALLING OFF THE COUCH! 367 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:23,603 OH! 368 00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,037 GET IT TOGETHER, BABE! 369 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,373 OH! OH! 370 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:28,808 WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? 371 00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,009 LET'S BREATHE. 372 00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:31,043 LET'S BREATHE. 373 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,078 BREATHE. 374 00:18:32,145 --> 00:18:33,180 BREATHE, CARL. 375 00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,748 OKAY WE'RE BREATHING. OKAY. 376 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,886 I LOVE YOU, HONEY. 377 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,654 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 378 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,723 BUT YOU'RE NEVER TOUCHING ME AGAIN. 379 00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:53,966 FINALLY THE PHONE STARTED WORKING AGAIN. 380 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:55,735 AND WE CALLED OUR DOCTOR. 381 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:57,470 HE SKIED RIGHT OVER 382 00:18:57,537 --> 00:19:00,373 JUST IN TIME TO BE TOO LATE. 383 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,677 CARL, YOU DID A GREAT JOB. 384 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:07,079 GEE, THANKS, DOC. 385 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:09,782 YOUR WIFE AND YOUR SON ARE DOING JUST FINE. 386 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,384 THANKS. OKAY. 387 00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,190 HELLO, MOM. 388 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,659 HELLO, DAD. 389 00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,861 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD YOUR SON? 390 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:23,663 OH, YEAH. 391 00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:35,174 HELLO, EDWARD. 392 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,245 I'M YOUR DAD. 393 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,149 ISN'T HE BEAUTIFUL? 394 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,817 OH, YEAH. 395 00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,953 LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU. 396 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,390 I THINK HE LOOKS MORE LIKE YOU. 397 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:52,191 YEAH, HE DOES. 398 00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,127 EDWARD. 399 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,563 MY SON. 400 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,600 WHAT A WONDERFUL WORD. 401 00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,938 YOU KNOW, I'M REAL NERVOUS RIGHT NOW. 402 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,641 I NEVER BEEN A FATHER BEFORE. 403 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,877 THEN AGAIN, YOU NEVER BEEN A SON BEFORE. 404 00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,346 I TELL YOU WHAT-- 405 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,815 WE'LL LEARN TOGETHER. 406 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:20,587 I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU... 407 00:20:20,653 --> 00:20:23,690 I LOVE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART. 408 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:26,693 AND I'LL NEVER FORGET HOW PROUD I AM... 409 00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,961 RIGHT NOW.... 410 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:30,363 SON. 411 00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,984 DID YOU REALLY SAY THOSE THINGS? 412 00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,423 WELL...AHEM. 413 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,558 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 414 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:05,665 DAD, I'M SORRY I DISOBEYED YOU. 415 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:08,301 I SHOULDN'T HAVE SNUCK OUT. 416 00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:10,337 WELL, I MIGHT HAVE OVER-REACTED... 417 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,738 A LITTLE. 418 00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,806 I CAN PROMISE YOU ONE THING-- 419 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:16,709 I'LL NEVER LOSE ANOTHER SCREWDRIVER. 420 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,480 YOU KNOW... 421 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:22,915 I REMEMBER ONCE... 422 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,918 I USED MY FATHER'S HAMMER 423 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,655 TO MIX A CAN OF PAINT. 424 00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:31,624 AT THE TIME, HE DIDN'T THINK 425 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:33,993 THAT HAMMERS SHOULD BE PURPLE. 426 00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,363 MAN. 427 00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:40,066 HE GROUNDED ME FOR ONE WHOLE WEEK. 428 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:44,937 MAN, I THOUGHT HE WAS THE WORLD'S BIGGEST JERK. 429 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:46,639 NOW LOOK AT ME. 430 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,541 I'M HIM. 431 00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,978 DAD, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, 432 00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:56,883 ONE DAY I'LL PROBABLY HAVE A KID WHO'LL DRIVE ME CRAZY, TOO. 433 00:21:56,949 --> 00:21:59,018 I SURE HOPE SO. 434 00:22:06,292 --> 00:22:07,760 DAD... 435 00:22:09,195 --> 00:22:11,030 I'D LIKE TO STAY. 436 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:16,769 I WOULD LIKE THAT, TOO, SON. 29244

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