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* sleigh bells ring,
Are you listening? *
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* in the lane,
Snow is glistening *
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Laura, you're sure in
The christmas spirit.
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It's my favorite
Time of year.
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Mine, too. People seem
Friendlier and happier.
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Best of all,
The urkel family
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Leaves town
For two weeks.
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Ahh!
Ahh!
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* sleigh bells ring,
Are you listening? *
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* in the lane,
Snow is glistening *
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* a beautiful sight,
We're happy tonight *
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* walking in
A winter... *
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* wonder...Land *
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Steve, what are
You doing here?
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Spreading christmas cheer,
My little candy cane.
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You told me your family
Was going to hawaii
For two weeks.
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My parents went alone
To renew their vows.
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Second honeymoon?
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No, their renewing vows
Not to have
Any more children.
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Lucky me, I get
To spend christmas
With uncle cecil.
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Wasn't he busted for
Operating an unlicensed
Hot tub club?
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He beat that rap
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With polaroids
Of the judge
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Tickling the bailiff
With a rubber duckie.
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So you'll be around
All christmas vacation?
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Yep.
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Wow...
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By sheer
Coincidence,
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We just happen to
Be standing under
Some mistletoe.
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Let us honor tradition
With a kiss.
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Hey!
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Carl...
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Richie wants
A freddy teddy
For christmas.
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A what?
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A battery-operated bear
That moves his mouth,
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Blinks his eyes,
And tells stories.
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Sounds like the guy
I went out with last week.
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Except his battery's
Went dead.
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Anyway, it's the only toy
Little richie wants
For christmas.
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He has written to
Santa claus six times
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In case the first five letters
Get lost in the mail.
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So what is it?
You need some money?
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Is fuddy duddy
Expensive?
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Freddy teddy.
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No, it's not that.
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I've been to every
Toy store in town,
And they're all sold out.
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The toy companies
Deliberately
Create a shortage,
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Which increases demand,
Which shoots up
Their profits.
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Rachel..
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They don't give a hoot
About the customer.
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It's just
Money, money, money.
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It just
Burns my boots.
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Rachel.
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I'm calling
My congressman.
No, the senator.
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Forget that--
The president!
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I'll call al mushman.
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Oh...Who?
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Al mushman,
Our equipment
Supply officer.
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He can find anything.
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If there's a funky frankie
Within 500 square miles--
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Freddy teddy.
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Whatever.
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Mushman will know
Where it is.
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Carl.
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Is al mushman cute?
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He's alright.
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Is he single?
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Yeah.
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And he can find anything?
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Right, mama.
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Tell him he can find me
Here tonight at 8 o'clock.
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00:05:06,173 --> 00:05:09,910
Oh, mom, look.
I found the ornament
Grandma baker gave me.
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Oh, it's so pretty.
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It's almost as old
As I am.
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Let's see,
That means it's--
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Yep...
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Almost 21 years old.
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Gosh, you guys are
The perfect family.
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Look how you've
Decked these halls.
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Thank you, steve.
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You put the merry
In christmas,
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The no in noel,
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The sp...
In spirit.
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Judy, come up
To the attic.
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We forgot
The tree skirt.
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Have I mentioned that
I'd like a cd player?
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Judy,
Give it a rest.
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Psst...
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Whoa...Oh.
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Guess what?
I'm asking santa
For a freddy teddy.
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Really? Have you been
Good this year?
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I had a pretty good
August.
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That's a key month.
You'll get freddy teddy.
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Thanks,
Uncle steve.
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Uncle steve...
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Ahh...
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I just love children.
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They're still young
Enough to respect me.
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Steve, you shouldn't
Have told richie
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Santa would bring him
A freddy teddy.
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Why in heaven's name not?
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Aunt rachel's
Having trouble
Finding one.
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Why is she even trying?
That's santa's job.
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Uh...
You're kidding, right?
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About what?
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Steve, wait a minute.
You still believe
In santa claus?
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Of course.
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But steve, uh,
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Hasn't anyone
Ever told you
That he's not real?
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Well, I've heard rumors,
But I try to ignore
Vicious gossip.
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You know...
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There's even
An ugly rumor
Floating around
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That I'm a nerd.
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Steve, there is
No santa c--
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Shh.
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He might hear you.
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Steve, he's right.
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You, too, laura?
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You've swallowed
This bilge water?
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How is it possible for
One guy to deliver toys
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To every kid
In the entire world
In one night?
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Well, it's a miracle, laura.
You don't analyze miracles,
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You just
Believe in them.
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Oh, please.
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How can I show you
That there really is
A santa?
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Oh!
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Ah!
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Well, I know!
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I'll write down
What I want
For christmas.
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Then I'll seal it
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And mail it to you
By registered mail.
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We'll open it
Christmas morning
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And see if I got
What I wanted.
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Good idea.
In fact...
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Why don't you
Run home now
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And get started
On that note?
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I'm lickety-splitting.
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Steve!
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Did I do that?
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Steve, you broke
My favorite ornament.
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Laura, I'll buy you
Another one.
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You can't.
It's an antique.
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It's as old
As my mother.
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Oh, well,
Gee, I'm sorry.
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You're always sorry.
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I don't
Want you over here
Christmas morning.
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I don't want you
Here ever again.
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Then that will be
My christmas present
To you.
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Merry christmas, laura.
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Hurry up.
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How many of you are here
For a freddy teddy?
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I am.
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Then the price
Just went up to $90.
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$90! Oh, my god.
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Ma'am, I'm going to
Have to call this in.
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Aw.
Aw.
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How long have you
Been waiting, sir?
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Almost 3 1/2 hours,
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And I drove
50 miles to get here.
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Oh, my goodness.
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What we go through
For our children
And grandchildren.
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Tell me about it.
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It's worth it, though,
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To see
Their little faces
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Light up with joy
On christmas morning.
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00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,907
Right.
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00:10:13,480 --> 00:10:15,983
After all,
We love our kids,
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And love is what
Christmas is all about.
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Yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Finally.
One freddy teddy, please.
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I'm sorry, folks,
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00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:39,506
But this is
The last freddy teddy.
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What?
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Come on.
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00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:45,813
But that's not fair!
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00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:48,716
I'm sorry,
But we're sold out.
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00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:51,184
This bohunk
Butted in line.
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I did not!
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Oh, yes, he did!
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00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,590
Now that's my
Freddy teddy!
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Wait just a minute!
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00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,062
Didn't he butt in line?
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00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:03,764
Yep. So did you.
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00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,999
That's
My freddy teddy!
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00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:08,435
This is not yours!
Hey, wait a minute!
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00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,004
Don't do that!
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00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:14,441
Policeman in distress!
I need backup!
I need backup!
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00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:16,409
Help!
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00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:20,213
Oh, oh, oh, no.
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00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:21,614
Help! Oh.
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00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,917
Oh, oh, no!
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00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,367
Hi, mom.
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00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:42,535
Hello.
Finish your shopping?
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00:11:42,602 --> 00:11:44,037
Yeah.
The mall was mobbed.
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00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:46,606
The stores
Only had stuff left
That nobody wants.
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00:11:46,673 --> 00:11:49,242
Where's judy's
Compact disc?
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00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:55,382
Willard scott sings
His favorite camp songs?
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00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:56,716
Well, that's all
They had.
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00:11:56,784 --> 00:12:00,020
Ooh, look.
Bryant gumbel
Sings backup.
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00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:07,460
Oh, what's
The matter, honey?
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00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:10,630
Well...
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00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:13,066
I guess I'm feeling
A little guilty.
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00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,467
About what?
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00:12:14,534 --> 00:12:16,770
The way I treated steve.
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00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:20,573
When he broke
My ornament,
I just...Freaked.
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00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:23,877
Oh, honey,
It was an accident.
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00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:27,414
Steve can't seem
To help being clumsy.
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00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,849
I know.
When he was a baby,
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00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:31,384
I bet
His first words were,
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00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,987
"Did I do that?"
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00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,227
So you want to
Apologize?
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00:12:40,293 --> 00:12:42,129
No.
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00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:44,932
But I guess
I should, huh?
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Earlier, I heard him
Singing in his basement.
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Either that, or somebody's
Torturing a cat.
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* have myself
A merry little christmas *
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00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:04,651
* make the yuletide
Bright *
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00:13:04,717 --> 00:13:06,119
* from now on *
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00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:10,323
* my troubles will be
Out of sight *
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00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,002
Well, my tree is up.
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00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,409
What do I do now?
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00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,777
I know.
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00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,713
I'll count
My christmas cards again.
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00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,582
One.
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00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,254
Now I'll read it.
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00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,558
"Warmest holiday
Greetings
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00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:48,962
From all your friends
At the allergy institute."
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00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,865
[ding]
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00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:54,434
Oh, christmas dinner
Is ready.
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00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,616
[knock on door]
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00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,683
Who is it?
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00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:11,818
Laura.
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00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:12,819
Oh, wow.
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00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,022
Uh, just a minute.
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00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,673
Hello, steve.
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00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,043
Oh, laura,
My christmas cookie.
255
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,844
Why, you look prettier
256
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,914
Than a partridge
In a pear tree.
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00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,815
What are you doing here?
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00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,985
Weren't you going to
Your uncle cecil's?
259
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,020
Oh, well,
He got arrested.
260
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,690
Oh. What happened?
261
00:14:50,757 --> 00:14:52,459
He drank eggnog,
262
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,963
Put on his stocking cap,
And went caroling.
263
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,164
Well, what's wrong
With that?
264
00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,933
All he had on
Was his stocking cap.
265
00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:08,608
So you're spending
Christmas all alone?
266
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:09,676
Yep.
267
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,146
Yep, yep, yep, yep.
268
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,547
Are you
Okay?
269
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,648
Why, sure.
270
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,285
I've got my christmas tree,
My christmas card
271
00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:21,121
And, hey,
A christmas dinner.
272
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,425
Look, steve,
I can't believe
I'm saying this,
273
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:28,461
But would you
Spend christmas eve
At our house?
274
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:32,565
With you?
275
00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:33,433
Yes.
276
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,602
And your family?
277
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:36,336
Yes.
278
00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:37,270
Oh.
279
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:40,607
You mean actually
Inside your house?
280
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,409
Yes.
281
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,411
Oh! Oh.
282
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,279
Maybe you can
Stay overnight.
283
00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:48,081
Oh! Oh!
284
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:49,449
Steve, sit down.
285
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,783
Oh! Oh!
286
00:15:50,850 --> 00:15:52,619
Uh!
287
00:15:52,685 --> 00:15:54,887
Laura?
Yeah?
288
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,125
I've fallen,
And I can't get up.
289
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:24,984
Oh!
290
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:27,454
Oh, boy.
291
00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:28,821
Oh, boy.
292
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:30,557
Oh, oh, boy!
293
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:35,395
Wake up! Wake up!
Santa came!
294
00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:38,065
Everybody wake up!
It's christmas!
295
00:16:39,632 --> 00:16:42,735
* dashing through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh *
296
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:45,372
* o'er the fields we go,
Laughing all the way *
297
00:16:45,438 --> 00:16:47,574
* ha ha [snort]
Da da da da da *
298
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:54,314
Wake up! Wake up!
Wake up! It's christmas!
299
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:57,984
Did santa come?
Did santa come?
300
00:16:58,051 --> 00:17:00,387
He sure did.
Look, look.
301
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,455
Wow, we really
Cleaned up.
302
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,490
Yeah.
303
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:09,596
Carl, what in sam hill
Took you so long?
304
00:17:09,662 --> 00:17:11,398
What time is it?
305
00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,400
5:30 a.M.
306
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,601
Good night.
307
00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:20,473
Oh! Oh, yeah!
308
00:17:21,174 --> 00:17:22,475
Excuse me.
309
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,077
Excuse me.
310
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:25,312
Ha ha ha!
311
00:17:25,378 --> 00:17:28,481
Coffee's on.
Merry christmas,
Everybody!
312
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,682
Merry christmas!
313
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:32,619
And, carl,
Thank you
For my trumpet.
314
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,287
Well, hey.
315
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,161
Yay!
Whoo!
316
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,165
A cd player!
317
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:48,868
Look out!
I'm musically
Armed and dangerous.
318
00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:52,205
Whoa! Check out
My new boom box.
319
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:55,808
Hey, please
Tell me we got them
Headphones, too.
320
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,076
Thank god.
321
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,847
Hey, guys, look at me.
I'm styling.
322
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,750
Whoo!
Whoo!
323
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:09,789
Here, steve.
Merry christmas.
324
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,224
Thank you, laura.
325
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,526
Oh, this is for you.
326
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,897
Wow! A wallet!
327
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:20,600
Ooh, and genuine canvas.
328
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:24,137
Oh, thank you, sweetums.
329
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:27,106
I'll put your picture
And tape it to my heart.
330
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,041
That's not necessary,
Steve.
331
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:34,080
Oh, yes, it is.
That's where I always
Keep my wallet.
332
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,415
You learn a few tricks
333
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,818
When you've been shaken
Down for milk money.
334
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,623
What's this?
335
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,658
Oh, no.
336
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,195
Oh, yes.
337
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:51,631
Your very own
Steve urkel doll.
338
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:54,667
I made it myself.
339
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:58,571
Now you'll always
Have me with you.
340
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:01,474
Well, go ahead,
Pull the string.
341
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,511
Did I do that?
342
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:07,180
Steve,
You shouldn't have,
343
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,583
And, uh, I can't
Emphasize that enough.
344
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,922
Ha ha ha [snort snort].
345
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,761
I've fallen,
And I can't get up.
346
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,100
Richie, sweetheart.
347
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,638
What do you think of
The bike santa brought you?
Isn't it hot?
348
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:35,742
Yeah, it's great,
But I really like
Is my freddy teddy.
349
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:39,612
Uh, what freddy teddy?
350
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,649
This freddy teddy.
351
00:19:43,816 --> 00:19:44,851
Carl?
352
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:45,952
I didn't get it.
353
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,887
Me, neither.
354
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,456
Steve, did you get it?
355
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,790
Not me.
356
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,062
Oh, come on, where did it
Come from?
357
00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:59,532
Santa brought it,
Right, uncle steve?
358
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:02,269
Well, none of us did.
It had to be santa.
359
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,139
But that's impossible.
360
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,876
My goodness, still
The doubting eddo.
361
00:20:09,942 --> 00:20:11,644
You want more proof?
362
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:14,681
Open that letter I sent
By registered mail.
363
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,250
Let's see if steve
Got what he wanted.
364
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,822
Here it is.
365
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,428
"Dearest laura
And doubting eddo,
366
00:20:28,495 --> 00:20:30,363
"To prove
There is a santa,
367
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,300
"I'll ask him for an
Impossible present--
368
00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:39,171
"To spend christmas
With my favorite people
In the world--
369
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,773
The winslows."
370
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,648
Thanks, santa.
371
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,753
Oh, I love this song.
372
00:20:57,123 --> 00:21:02,395
* have yourself
A merry little christmas *
373
00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:04,831
* let your hearts be light *
374
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:12,271
* from now on our troubles
Will be out of sight *
375
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:21,581
* through the years,
We all will be together *
376
00:21:21,648 --> 00:21:25,852
* if the fates allow *
377
00:21:25,918 --> 00:21:31,791
* hang a shining star
Upon the highest bough *
378
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,630
* and have yourself *
379
00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:42,769
* a merry little
Christmas now *
380
00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,340
* oh, yeah *
381
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:05,725
* bom bom bom *
382
00:22:05,792 --> 00:22:06,826
* aah *
383
00:22:06,893 --> 00:22:07,994
* bom bom bom *
384
00:22:08,060 --> 00:22:09,996
* aah *
385
00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:12,532
* aah *
386
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:21,207
* have yourself
A merry little christmas *
387
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:25,177
* make the yuletide bright *
388
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:28,247
* have a merry little *
389
00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:31,350
* christmas now *
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