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Bill...Bill...
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Bill...
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Tax refund?
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That figures.
Wrong address.
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Hey, harriette.
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Ahh.
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Ohh.
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Tough day?
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Yeah. I finally caught up with
That computer thief.
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He used
His boss' name
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To order extra
Equipment.
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At least you caught him.
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Oh, how's that
New assistant?
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Not so good.
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He's the computer thief.
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I heard
Someone come in.
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I thought
It might be my date.
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Date?
Date?
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Uh-huh.
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W-w-well,
Come over here.
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Tell us about him.
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Ooh. So,
Who's your date?
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Fletcher thomas.
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Ooh, he's handsome.
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Honey,
He is a major hunk.
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He's taking me
To dinner,
Then dancing.
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And after that?
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There may not be
Any after that.
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When men
Mambo with mama,
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They drop
Like flies.
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh, please,
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Don't mention it
To carl.
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Every time I get
Interested in a man,
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Carl has a hizzy-fit.
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[ding-dong]
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Hello, estelle.
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You look absolutely
Beautiful.
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Fletcher, if you're
Trying to sweet-talk me,
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Good start.
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A rose for a rose.
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Ohh.
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Don't wait up,
Honey.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* when days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Night, mom.
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Night.
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Have a grape.
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Great color.
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Mm-hmm.
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Got to study.
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Yep.
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School dance
Next week. Night.
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Wait, wait,
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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School dance?
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Yeah. Sadie hawkins--
Girls ask boys.
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I'm asking
Greg hudson.
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Have I met him?
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No.
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But picture a greek god
With his own moped.
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Just make sure
Mr. Apollo has you
Home before 11:00.
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11:00?
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When will you realize
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I'm becoming
A mature woman?
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When you
Get through breakfast
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Without spitting
Cheerios at your sister.
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Is that the nightgown
I bought you?
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Yes.
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Let me see you
Model it.
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Oh, ohh...
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So pretty.
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Hello, gang.
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Oh...
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Laura...
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Nightgown.
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Ohhh...
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Steve.
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Steve.
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Steve.
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Are you okay?
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I'm sorry, it was
Just the shock
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Of seeing laura
In her unmentionables.
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Oops.
I mentioned them.
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[judy] mom! Richie
Put silly glue
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On the toilet seat
Again!
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Well, bring him
Down here.
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I can't.
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Uh-oh.
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Laura, I realize
Money is scarce,
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But why in tarnation
Doesn't someone
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Buy that woman
Some shoes?
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Steve...
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What do you want?
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Only to serve you,
Milady.
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* let's sit you down
Upon the couch *
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* doo dah,
Doo dah *
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* and pop some grapes
Into your mouth *
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* all the doo dah day *
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* now you're
In your place *
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* I can fan your face *
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Steve!
What do you want?
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I thought you might
Like to ask me to
The sadie hawkins dance.
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Steve, listen--
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I was waiting
For you to call,
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But that's like waiting
For dan quayle to appear
On jeopardy.
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I was going to ask
Greg hudson
To the dance.
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Greg hudson?
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Smart, good-looking
Rich guy?
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But why?
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Well, 'cause I sort of
Like him a little.
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Actually, a lot.
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Actually, a whole lot.
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Oh.
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Oh, well, I--I see.
I see.
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Well...
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I really hope
You have a good time.
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You'll probably
Get stuck with
Going in a limo.
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That's too bad,
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Because my cousin
Was going to take us
In his horse trailer.
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Steve,
Are you okay?
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Yeah. It's just
Something in my eye.
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Oh, look. It was
My finger.
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I didn't mean
To hurt you.
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I didn't want to
Lead you on.
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I know.
Tell you what--
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You ask greg "Teeth-are-
A-little-crooked" hudson,
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But if he turns you down--
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A decision which can
Only be the result
Of inbreeding--
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I'll be there waiting.
Deal?
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Deal.
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[school bell rings]
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Hey, whatcha
Gonna do, willie?
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I'm trashing
Urkel's locker.
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Why you going to
Do that, willie?
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'cause it's tuesday.
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Again?
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[alarm sounds]
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[alarm stops]
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Alright.
Come clean, fuffner.
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I know you did this.
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Not me, potato-face.
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"Potato-face."
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There's real mastery
Of the english
Language.
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Fellow students,
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I implore you,
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Isn't there one of you with
The guts to come forward
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And testify
Against this ruffian?
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Sheep!
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You're all sheep.
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Oh, hi, laura.
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Uh, greg?
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Hi, laura.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Enough
With the small talk.
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Would you like
To go to the sadie
Hawkins dance?
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I can't, laura.
I'd like to, but--
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Don't explain.
I understand.
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No, wait.
You don't understand.
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Good grief, man.
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Have you just
Taken leave
Of your senses?
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You were just asked out
By the most wonderful
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Woman in the world.
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Keep your voice down.
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I'd like to go,
But willie won't let me.
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Fuffner?
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The locker looter?
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Yeah.
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He told laura, he wanted her
To ask him to the dance.
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She said no.
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That's my feisty filly.
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Well, willie's
Getting back at her.
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He said any guy
Who goes with laura
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Will end up breathing
Through his ears.
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Wow.
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He wants her
To go alone?
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Worse.
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He wants her to go
With you.
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Why, that swine.
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We'll just see
About that.
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Fuffner...
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I've heard of some
Low things in my time
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But forcing laura
To go out with me,
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Well, that's
Plain despicable.
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Thank you.
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Sir, not only
Have you harassed
And insulted me,
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But you have sullied
The reputation
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Of my lady love.
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I demand
Satisfaction.
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He hit me
With a mitten.
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Be careful.
He got another one.
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Urkel,
You are dead meat.
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Hold me back!
Hold me back!
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Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
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Fight! Fight!
Fight! Fight!
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Break it up!
Break it up!
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00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:04,965
You want to take a trip
To the principal's office?
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No, sir.
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00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,667
I only wish to give
This philistine
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The pummeling
He deserves.
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What did he call me?
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Phyllis somebody.
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Let him go.
He's mine!
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I take it you both want
To finish this fight.
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Yeah.
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I want you!
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00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:24,718
Okay, okay!
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Noon, saturday,
Silver's gym.
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In the ring.
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With proper
Supervision.
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I'll be there,
Coach,
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But 10 bucks says
Urkel won't show.
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I'll be there,
Alright, fuffner
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With bells on!
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00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,207
You really think
He'll wear bells?
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Gee, carl, thanks for
Helping me hone my skills.
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I'm so fast.
I'm so pretty.
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00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:13,200
I'm a lean-mean
Urkle machine.
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Steve, are you sure
You wanna go
Through with this?
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I have to. Laura's honor
Has been impugned
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By that pugnacious pile
Of putrid pond poop.
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Alright, climb in.
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00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:27,948
Let's see how much
You have to learn.
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Ready!
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Swell.
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00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,003
Okay, show me your
Fighting stance.
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How's this?
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Great, if you're
Fighting the easter bunny.
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00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,280
Alright. Now show me
Your fighting style.
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Steve.
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Steve.
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00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,554
Steve!
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Huh?
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00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,924
That's not
A fighting style.
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That's a plea
For help.
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00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,995
Well, teach me, carl.
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Alright, I'll try,
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00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:20,000
But, steve,
I strongly suggest
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That you consider
A different strategy.
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Instead of trying
To hit your opponent, run.
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00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:29,242
Ah, sort of like
An urkel shuffle.
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00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,310
Right.
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00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:31,511
I'll work on that,
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00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:33,580
But could you show me
A few punches anyway?
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00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,548
Okay, now, steve,
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A boxer's most
Important punch
Is the jab.
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It's a quick,
Straight blow
To your opponent's face.
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00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:43,356
Now let's
See your jab.
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00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:51,231
How's that?
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Fine, fine.
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00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:56,203
Just next time,
Wait until I'm ready.
268
00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:57,938
Oh, sorry,
Big guy.
269
00:13:58,005 --> 00:14:00,173
Another good punch
Is the left hook.
270
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:02,175
The arm travels in a
Circular motion
271
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,811
Hopefully connecting with
Your opponent's chin.
272
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,079
And it's a
Really good punch
273
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,515
If your opponent
Is just using his jab.
274
00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:14,354
Sorry, reflex.
275
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:21,361
Another good punch
To have...
276
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,463
Is the right cross.
277
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:24,998
It's a power move--
278
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:28,701
A knock-you-out punch.
279
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:30,070
When you see
An opening,
280
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:32,272
Your right hand comes
Across your left hand
281
00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:35,342
With all your weight
Behind it, like this.
282
00:14:35,408 --> 00:14:37,077
Don't overuse
Your right cross.
283
00:14:37,144 --> 00:14:39,112
You wanna save that
For the perfect moment.
284
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,780
You'll mostly be relying
285
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:42,282
On your left hook
And your jab.
286
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,358
That's enough
For the day.
287
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,266
I couldn't believe--
I couldn't--
288
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:02,235
When we finished
That mambo and
Everybody applauded,
289
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,605
I was so proud
I thought I'd bust a gut.
290
00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:07,507
Be honest, fletcher.
291
00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:10,677
They applauded
Because you split
Your pants.
292
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,549
Oh, fletcher, I had
A wonderful time.
293
00:15:16,616 --> 00:15:18,451
Me, too. Goodnight.
294
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:20,220
Goodnight.
295
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,601
Ahem.
296
00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,304
Ahem.
297
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,738
Oh, hi.
298
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,507
Hi.
299
00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:41,908
I'm carl winslow.
300
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:44,244
Who the hell
Are you?
301
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:47,380
I'm fletcher thomas.
You must be estelle's son.
302
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,382
She's told me
All about you.
303
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:52,119
Oh, really?
That's funny.
304
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,787
She hasn't mentioned
A thing about you.
305
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:57,224
By the way,
I'm a cop.
306
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,027
That's nice.
307
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,462
Well, goodnight again,
Estelle.
308
00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:05,198
Goodnight, fletcher,
And thanks again
309
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:08,068
For a wonderful,
Lovely evening.
310
00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,203
The pleasure
Was all mine.
311
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,645
Pleasure?
What pleasure?
312
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,380
Don't start with me!
313
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,948
What--
314
00:16:22,015 --> 00:16:24,417
Mama, you were
Kissing that man.
315
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,885
So?
316
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,254
Well, you're my mother.
317
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,989
Moms aren't supposed
To do that stuff.
318
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,758
If mothers didn't
Do that stuff,
319
00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,026
You wouldn't
Be here.
320
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,299
But--but...
321
00:16:39,366 --> 00:16:41,268
I think
I'm getting a headache.
322
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,404
Carl, honey...
323
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,240
Fletcher's
A good man.
324
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,742
He enjoys
My company,
325
00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,644
And I enjoy his.
326
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,514
That's good, mama,
Really good.
327
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:55,715
I'm happy for you.
328
00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:56,716
Bless you.
329
00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:58,518
You're a sweetheart.
330
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,788
Fletcher thomas.
331
00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,790
You sure that's
His real name?
332
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,225
Yeah.
333
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,759
I'll run
A make on him.
334
00:17:14,801 --> 00:17:16,103
Hi, laura.
335
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,705
Hello, greg.
336
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:20,173
You okay?
337
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,409
No. It bugs me
Steve's the only guy
338
00:17:22,475 --> 00:17:24,644
Who has guts to
Stand up to willie.
339
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,515
Yeah.
340
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:31,584
Boo! Boo!
Boo! Boo!
341
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,659
Alright!
342
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,162
Yay! Yay!
Yay! Yay!
343
00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,798
Urkel!
Urkel!
Urkel!
344
00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:47,467
Urkel!
Urkel!
Urkel!
345
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:52,472
Yay! Yay!
Yay! Yay!
346
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,849
Rachel, did steve like
The robe we made him?
347
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,517
Yes. He was
Really touched.
348
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,820
After the fight, he wants
To be buried in it.
349
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,122
[ding ding ding]
350
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:12,292
Ladies and gentlemen,
What we got here
351
00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:15,128
Is a three-round
Grudge match.
352
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:16,363
In this corner,
353
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:19,366
Weighing in
At 142 pounds,
354
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:22,702
"Hurricane"
Willie fuffner!
355
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:26,139
Boo! Boo!
Hiss! Hiss!
356
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,708
And in this corner,
357
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:32,412
At 97 pounds
Soaking wet,
358
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,549
Steve "The iron man" urkel!
359
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,618
Yay! Yay!
Yay! Yay!
360
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,159
Alright, gentlemen,
You hear the bell,
361
00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,195
You come to the center
Of the ring,
362
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,930
You touch gloves,
You commence fighting.
363
00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:52,532
[ding]
364
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:55,302
Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh! Ooh!
365
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,404
He lasted longer
Than I thought.
366
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,272
1...2...
367
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:00,840
Steve, steve.
368
00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,475
Not now. I'm busy.
369
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,711
Stay away from him.
Try the urkel shuffle.
370
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,679
Right.
371
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,150
Alright!
372
00:19:11,218 --> 00:19:12,652
Yay!
Oh, yeah!
Yay!
373
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,587
Come on, baby.
374
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:17,757
Yay!
375
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:40,580
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
376
00:19:40,647 --> 00:19:41,814
1!
377
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:42,849
2...
378
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,851
Steve!
Keep going!
379
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:47,254
I--I can't.
380
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,256
He broke my shuffle.
381
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,494
Steve, I think we should
Throw in the towel.
382
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:58,097
No way. If I can
Hit him once with
All my might
383
00:19:58,164 --> 00:19:59,932
Why, I'll drop him
Like a bad habit.
384
00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,035
Come on! Fight!
385
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,404
Uhh!
386
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,576
Uh-oh!
387
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:14,481
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
388
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:17,484
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
389
00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,953
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
390
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:21,954
1!
391
00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:22,989
Steve!
392
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,291
2!
393
00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,293
Laura.
394
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,395
Oh, there's
Three of you.
395
00:20:28,461 --> 00:20:32,399
Oh, the world doesn't
Deserve such riches.
396
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:35,101
Steve, don't get up.
Stay down.
397
00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:36,469
Don't worry,
My little--
398
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,505
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
399
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,473
We'll talk later.
400
00:20:41,207 --> 00:20:42,709
Yeah!
401
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,076
1!
402
00:20:44,143 --> 00:20:45,712
Steve, stay down!
403
00:20:45,778 --> 00:20:47,146
Stay down!
404
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,881
Oh, what did you say?
405
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,851
She said, "Stay down!"
She said, "Stay down!"
406
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,858
Alright, fuffner.
407
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,159
Quit stalling.
408
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:02,161
Where are you, huh?
409
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:04,030
And now take that
410
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,265
And a little
Of that, too.
411
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:09,302
Hold it!
412
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,671
Willie, I'm tired of you
Pushing us around.
413
00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:13,773
If urkel can stand up
To you so can I.
414
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,743
So after you finish him,
You're gonna have to fight me.
415
00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:20,713
After?
416
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,148
And then me!
417
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:23,616
And then me.
418
00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,718
Come on.
I can take you all on.
419
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,725
What you going
To do now, willie?
420
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:36,596
Run.
421
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,031
Me, too, willie.
422
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,268
Ladies
And gentlemen,
423
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,770
The fight's over.
424
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:44,904
Yes!
425
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:45,938
Whoo!
426
00:21:46,005 --> 00:21:47,039
Whoo!
427
00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:51,844
Steve, are you okay?
428
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:52,879
Huh?
429
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,514
I seem to be
Alright.
430
00:21:54,581 --> 00:21:56,716
I don't seem
To be hallucinating
431
00:21:56,783 --> 00:22:00,119
Or experiencing any other
Signs of a concussion.
432
00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:01,421
Ohh.
433
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,456
Laura, if you
Still want me
434
00:22:03,523 --> 00:22:05,892
To go to the dance
With you, I'd like to.
435
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:09,896
Thanks, but I've decided
To go with my champion.
436
00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:12,932
Steve, will you go with me to
The sadie hawkins day dance?
437
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,168
Oh, no. I was wrong.
438
00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:17,670
I am hallucinating.
439
00:22:19,271 --> 00:22:20,607
Ladies
And gentlemen,
440
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,475
The winner
By a principle,
441
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:25,378
Steve "Iron man"
Urkel!
442
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:27,580
Yay! Yay!
Yay! Yay!
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