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I hate my school picture.
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My hair looks funny,
My dress is ugly,
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And I'm smiling
Like a goon.
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Yeah. That's you.
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Hi, laura, my little
Photogenic fox.
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It's that time
Of year again--
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The day everybody exchanges
Their school pictures.
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Sorry, um...
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I don't think
I can spare one, steve.
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I only have 144.
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Oh, I understand.
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I'll just stick around
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And stare
At the real thing.
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Here. Take two, and
Don't bother me next year.
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Thank you, thank you,
Thank you!
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I've got yours outside.
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Is it just me,
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Or do I get better-looking
Every year?
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It's just you.
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Here you go, my sweet.
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It's going to be hard getting
That into my wallet.
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Hi, carl.
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Oh, no.
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There's two of 'em.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* when days go by *
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* there's room for you *
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* room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Hi, honey.
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How was your day?
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Rough. I spent hours talking
A guy off a ledge,
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Then found out
He was a window washer.
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I can't believe
You did this to me.
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Why are you
So upset?
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It's a stupid
Video game.
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Stupid video game?
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What's the problem here?
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I don't have a problem. I just
Got the highest score ever
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At space invaders.
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Oh, sure. Rub it in.
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Now we know who used to
Have the highest score.
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I don't think girls
Should be allowed
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To play video games,
Period.
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They should stick
To cheerleading
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Where they belong.
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That's the most chauvinistic
Thing I have ever heard you say.
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I'll straighten
Him out.
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We need to have
A little talk.
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Step into
My office, please.
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What's wrong?
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Son, I don't think you're upset
Because you were beaten.
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I think you're upset because you
Were beaten by a girl.
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Well, yeah.
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This is the nineties,
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Age of
The enlightened man.
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We aren't threatened
By women who are smarter,
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Make more money,
Or beat us at sports.
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We're not?
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No.
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Son, today's man is
Compassionate and sensitive
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And wants to live in peace and
Harmony with today's female.
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A real man's a man who's
Able to admit defeat.
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Go in there
And tell laura
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You're happy
For her.
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Alright.
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Go ahead, son.
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Laura.
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I'm sorry
I was such a sore loser.
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You beat me
Fair and square.
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You deserve
To be the champ.
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Thanks. And eddie,
I didn't beat you.
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I crushed you.
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Edward?
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You're right.
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Laura, it's the nineties,
And I'm an enlightened man.
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I only want to live in peace
And harmony with you.
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Congratulations.
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Wow!
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You left with eddie winslow
And returned with alan alda.
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Bye, ted,
Bye.
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You guys
Have great form.
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Rachel, will you forget about
Pickin' up those two guys
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And pick up that spare.
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I can do both,
You know.
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Yes! Yes!
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Snack time.
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Did you guys
Want something?
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Bowling was a great idea.
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I can't think
Of a reason
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Not to do this weekly.
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Hi, everybody.
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I just thought
Of a reason.
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What are you
Doing here?
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I come four times
A week.
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Like a second home.
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Oh, no, carl.
That would be your place.
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Dad, it's your turn.
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Go get him.
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Go ahead, carl.
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-after you.
-I insist.
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No please.
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No, really,
I couldn't.
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Etiquette
Demands deference
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To the bowler
On the left, unless--
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Just bowl.
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Thank you.
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Would you
Throw the ball!
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Surely.
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A little high
In the pocket.
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Fortunately,
I got good pin action.
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I'll give you
Some pin action.
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I was robbed.
That should
Have been a strike.
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Well, not really, carl.
Your pushoff was late,
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And you short-armed
On that follow-through.
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Of course 9 out of 10
Is very good.
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Listen, carl.
This is an easy spare
To pick up.
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No problem.
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Can't miss.
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Whoops. Guess you can.
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Well,
Not a great finish,
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But we still win.
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Not yet, carl.
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00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,443
If harriette throws
Three strikes
In a row,
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She beats you
By one pin.
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00:09:06,513 --> 00:09:08,315
Mom can
Still win.
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00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:09,583
Are you kidding?
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Mom could
Never beat dad.
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Eddie,
Never say never.
144
00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:14,955
That's right. Never.
145
00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:16,590
Show them
What you can do.
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She can bowl.
Go ahead. Show them.
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00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,706
Whoo!
That's it.
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She's good, carl. Two more of
Those and you're history.
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Yes!
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Hey.
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Whoa! That's two, carl.
Hanging by a thread.
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Yes!
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00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:08,608
Uh-huh.
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She did it, carl.
She beat you.
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00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:13,213
You took the gas.
You went belly up.
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00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,720
Of course there's nothing
Wrong with second place.
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00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,558
Harriette,
I want a rematch.
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00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,928
Mm-hmm. So does
Mike tyson.
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Come on.
Let's go home.
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Uh-uh!
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We're not
Going anywhere.
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I'm serious. I want a rematch.
You just got lucky.
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I want a rematch,
And I want it now.
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The winner and still champion,
Carl otis winslow!
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[does impression of
Crowd cheering]
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I can't believe
That man.
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Harriette, just be glad
Carl won the rematch,
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Or we'd still be
At the bowling alley.
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I hate bowling.
It's a stupid sport.
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You got that right.
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They run an ugly ten pound ball
And buncha ugly sticks
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While you're
Wearing ugly shoes.
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It's an ugly sport.
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It's a great sport.
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And do you know why?
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Because
It's a man's sport.
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They make the ball heavy
So women will know
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To leave it alone.
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Excuse me,
Mr. Turkey.
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If mama had beat daddy
The last time--
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Hey! Hey, hey.
It's late.
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And I don't want to hear anymore
Fighting.
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Go upstairs
And go to bed.
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He started it.
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How did I start it?
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By being born first.
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You got the whole family off
On the wrong foot.
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Five hours
At a bowling alley--
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That's the most time I ever
Spent in rented shoes.
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I hope carl got that gloating
Out of his system.
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Ladies
And gentlemen,
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As the winner of
The bowling rematch,
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I hereby
Declare this
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An official carl
Winslow holiday.
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00:12:32,986 --> 00:12:35,688
Looks like there's still
A couple of gloats left.
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Excuse me. I'm going
To go check on richie.
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What's wrong with her?
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I thought we all
Had fun tonight.
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Hee hee hee hee.
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Carl, no one had
Fun tonight but you.
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I'm surprised
At you.
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I thought you were a
Better loser than this.
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You won the rematch, ok?
Case closed.
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Now, come on,
Harriette.
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00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:04,051
I think we need to
Talk about this now.
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You shouldn't feel bad
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Just because
I'm the better bowler.
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-okay, I don't feel bad.
-good.
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Because I
Really feel bad
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About being
The better bowler
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If it made
You feel bad.
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Give me a break.
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No. Come on.
You'll feel better
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00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,372
If you came right out
And said it.
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That I'm the
Better bowler.
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That I'm a better bowler
Than you.
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Don't push me, carl.
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The foundation
Of a good marriage
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Is truth,
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And as husband and wife,
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I think that you and I should
Face that truth together.
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Let's just face
That truth, harriette.
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Here we go now.
Just say,
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"My husband carl
Is a better bowler."
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Ok. That did it.
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00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,242
You want to face some truth?
How about this truth?
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00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,878
The reason
You won that rematch
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Was because
I let you win.
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00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,717
You don't really
Expect me to believe that.
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00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:14,121
Yeah, that is not
The first time.
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I've let you win at bowling
Since before we were married.
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Well, richie's fine.
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Rachel, you
Want a good laugh?
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Sure.
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Your sister claims that she
Let me win the rematch.
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I knew it. I knew
You were holding back.
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See, what did
I tell you?
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Sure. She's your sister.
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Of course she'll support
This silly notion
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That you're a better
Bowler than me.
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Carl, I'm warning you.
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It's a simple fact
Of nature.
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Men are better bowlers
Than women.
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What kind of male chauvinist
Garbage is that?
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I'm not saying men
Are better at everything,
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But, hey,
We're talking bowling here,
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And bowling is primarily
A man thing.
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That did it.
We're going bowling--
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The men
Against the women,
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Right now, one game.
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00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,582
Now you're going
To be sorry.
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00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,388
Goodnight guys.
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What you doing
With your pajamas on?
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You told me
To go to bed.
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00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,795
Well, get dressed, get your
Brother and get in the car.
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We going bowling,
That's it.
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[arguing]
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Okay.
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00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,476
[instrumental music]
260
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,522
Whoo!
261
00:15:57,257 --> 00:15:59,459
Ay-yah! Ay-yah!
262
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:00,493
Oh, oh.
263
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,495
A strike, ladies.
264
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:05,332
I guess that puts the men
In the lead...Again.
265
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:08,568
Enjoy it
While you can.
266
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:09,736
Go ahead, honey.
267
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,371
You won't be
Leading for long.
268
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:17,510
[coughs loudly]
269
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:22,715
Oh.
270
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:23,750
Eddie...
271
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,785
You did that
On purpose.
272
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,220
Did what?
273
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:29,056
I'm going to get you
For this.
274
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,224
Oh, really? I'm shaking.
275
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:36,063
You better be, because
It won't be today,
276
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,098
And it won't
Be tomorrow.
277
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,633
But someday, when you're
Least expecting it,
278
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,270
You're going to wake up
With some hair missing.
279
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,208
It's all right,
Laura.
280
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:50,210
We'll catch up
To them.
281
00:16:50,277 --> 00:16:52,445
Uh-oh. Steve bowls next.
282
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:56,316
If he makes another strike,
We are in real trouble.
283
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:58,718
Don't worry
About a thing.
284
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,553
I'll handle him.
285
00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,195
Hi, steve.
286
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,298
Hi, laura.
287
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:15,402
You know, I shouldn't be
Mingling with the opposition.
288
00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,638
But...I just wanted to tell
You how handsome you look
289
00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:21,074
Under the lighting.
290
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:24,944
Really?
291
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:26,146
Yeah.
292
00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:29,048
And I just wanted
To wish you good luck.
293
00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,618
Well, thank you.
294
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:36,156
My, what strong arms.
295
00:17:41,161 --> 00:17:43,963
[gasping]
296
00:17:44,030 --> 00:17:45,332
Steve.
297
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,634
Steve.
298
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:49,536
What's the matter?
299
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:50,503
Steve!
300
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,173
She--she--
She touched me, carl.
301
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,776
I can't breathe.
302
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,579
All the pins
Look like laura.
303
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:00,613
Steve. Steve.
304
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,048
Steve!
305
00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,751
Get ahold of yourself
Get ahold of yourself.
306
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:05,785
Here. Here.
307
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:06,819
No. No.
308
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:09,055
We need a strike,
Steve.
309
00:18:09,122 --> 00:18:11,358
Breathe into
Your bowling bag.
310
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,192
Oh.
311
00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:13,460
Breathe.
Bend over, boy.
312
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,494
That's it.
313
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:16,196
Oh. Ahh.
314
00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,897
You all right?
315
00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:18,998
Yeah. I-I'm ok.
316
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:21,568
Think strike, boy.
Think strike.
317
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,450
Aah!
318
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,153
Ha ha ha!
319
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:44,257
There goes
Your secret weapon.
320
00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:59,172
Well, champ,
This is it,
321
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:02,175
The last ball
Of the last frame.
322
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,043
It's all up to you.
323
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:07,614
If you bowl a strike,
You'll be a hero,
324
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,783
But if you don't,
You'll be a bum,
325
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,219
A loser, a goat--
326
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:13,586
Thank you, steve.
327
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:15,922
That's enough
Encouragement.
328
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,557
Good luck.
329
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:20,460
Let's go, carl. You're
Holding up the game.
330
00:19:20,527 --> 00:19:23,496
We just want to
Claim our victory
And get out.
331
00:19:23,563 --> 00:19:24,797
Not so fast.
332
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,833
I feel
A strike coming.
333
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:29,969
Come on, carl.
One strike.
334
00:19:30,036 --> 00:19:33,105
Strike!
Strike!
335
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,041
Strike!
Strike!
336
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,243
Choke! Choke! Choke!
337
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,910
Choke!
Strike! Strike!
338
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,512
Strike.
339
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:40,547
Choke.
340
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,581
Strike.
341
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:42,815
Choke!
342
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:44,451
[ball hits pins]
343
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,085
Hey,
What happened?
344
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,153
It was a strike!
345
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,155
I distinctly heard
10 pins fall.
346
00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:50,723
10? No way, carl!
347
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,325
[arguing]
348
00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:56,963
You ought to grow up.
349
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,998
I am telling you
It was a strike.
350
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,368
I'm telling you,
No way.
351
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:02,835
Alright, then we'll get
A flashlight,
352
00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,272
Return to the bowling alley,
And check for ourselves.
353
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,440
We won. You lost.
Face it.
354
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:10,377
Face it like a man,
Your wife beat you.
355
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,579
Face it
Like a woman.
356
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:15,682
Hey, hey, hey!
357
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,049
Hey, keep it down.
358
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,285
People are trying
To sleep.
359
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,586
I'm sorry mama,
360
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,821
We were discussing who won
The bowling match--
361
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:24,223
The men or women.
362
00:20:24,291 --> 00:20:25,425
Well?
363
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,327
We don't know,
The power went off
364
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:28,661
Before we could
Find out.
365
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,497
Yeah, the whole place
Went pitch black
366
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,199
Before carl's ball
Missed the strike.
367
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,468
Missed? That ball
Was in the pocket.
368
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:37,103
Hush up!
369
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:38,805
Hush up!
370
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,139
Hush up!
371
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,774
All of you.
372
00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,744
It wasn't the storm that
Knocked out the power,
373
00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:49,248
It was god showing you
How silly you were being.
374
00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:52,485
Who's better at bowling,
Men or women.
375
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:56,289
I never heard anything
So ridiculous!
376
00:20:56,356 --> 00:20:59,359
You're grownups
Acting like children.
377
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:02,228
You ought to be ashamed
Of yourselves.
378
00:21:02,295 --> 00:21:04,431
I want this settled now,
379
00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:07,166
And do it quietly.
380
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,502
I've got a 6 a.M.
Karate class.
381
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,845
We are acting
Like children.
382
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:21,548
Hey, some of us
Are children.
383
00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,117
You know what I mean.
384
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:27,887
Yeah. Well,
What happened to us?
385
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:31,257
This started out as
A fun family outing
386
00:21:31,324 --> 00:21:34,961
And ended up
As war of the winslows.
387
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,363
Grandma's right.
388
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,865
This competition stuff
Is stupid.
389
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:42,101
You're right, eddie.
I'm going to bed.
390
00:21:42,168 --> 00:21:44,437
Me, too.
Race you upstairs.
391
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,274
Ha ha ha!
392
00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:50,343
What a night, huh?
393
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:53,646
Broke three nails,
Got a blister
On my thumb.
394
00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,348
I probably
Caught pneumonia.
395
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,717
Otherwise,
I had a great time.
396
00:21:57,784 --> 00:21:58,851
Good night.
397
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,429
You know, harriette...
398
00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:11,631
It was dark.
399
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:14,333
Maybe I didn't
Knock down all the pins.
400
00:22:14,401 --> 00:22:17,069
So you're saying
The women won?
401
00:22:18,204 --> 00:22:22,809
Well, let's
Just call it a tie.
402
00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,343
I'll accept a tie.
403
00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:27,113
The next time I'm better
Than you at something,
404
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,347
I'll keep it to myself.
405
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,682
Fine.
406
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:35,287
No, it's not fine.
407
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:38,124
Why should you do less
Than your best
408
00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:41,293
Just to protect
My male ego?
409
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,562
You mean that?
410
00:22:42,629 --> 00:22:43,463
Yes.
411
00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:45,031
And sweetheart,
I am sorry
412
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,534
For acting like a male
Chauvinist sometimes.
413
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,337
That's all right,
Honey.
414
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:53,172
You don't do it
Very often.
415
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:55,174
In fact,
Someday soon,
416
00:22:55,241 --> 00:22:57,209
You'll be
That enlightened man
417
00:22:57,276 --> 00:22:59,245
You told eddie to be.
418
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:01,948
I promise
I'll keep trying.
419
00:23:02,014 --> 00:23:03,149
That's the spirit.
420
00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,284
Oh. Oh.
My shoulder.
421
00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:08,521
I think I pulled a muscle
Throwing that last strike.
422
00:23:08,588 --> 00:23:11,323
It wasn't a strike.
423
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:13,760
If you can get this
Kink out of my shoulder,
424
00:23:13,826 --> 00:23:16,128
You can call it
Anything you like.
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