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Hi, eddie.
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Urkel, why don't
You ever knock?
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Well, if I did, nobody
Would ever let me in.
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Where's laura?
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She's upstairs.
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I'm gonna ask her out
For saturday night.
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Steve, don't waste your time.
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She's never gonna
Go out with you.
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Hi, laura.
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I saw you.
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I was wondering if
I could share the pleasure
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Of your company
Saturday night.
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I'm busy saturday night.
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Oh, how about sunday night?
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Urkel, let me put this
To you as nicely as I can.
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I'm not going out
With you.
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I'm never going out
With you.
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You make my skin crawl.
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I understand. I caught
You at a bad time.
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She wants me bad.
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Alright, see you.
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Did I do that?
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Hi, mom. Hi, rachel.
We have a surprise for you.
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You're gonna love it.
Yeah.
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It's something you
Can't live without.
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I hope it's a maid.
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I hope it's a man.
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Close your eyes.
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Okay.
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Okay. Open.
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It's a dog!
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Good, harriette. You got that
Right on the first try.
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Isn't
He cute, mom?
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He's adorable.
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What a sweet
Little dog.
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Now, get him out of here.
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He's got nowhere to go.
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He's been hanging around
School for almost a week.
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No tag. No license.
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Yeah. We tried to find his
Owner. We called pet finders.
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We put up flyers,
But nobody claimed him.
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Can we keep him,
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Pleasssse?
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Judy, quit whining.
You know your father's rule--
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No animals in the house unless
They're in a bowl, a cage
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Or a roasting pan.
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Can't this be
A special case?
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Yeah, harriette,
Come on.
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Rachel, you're
Not helping.
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Think of the fun
Little richie could have
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With that
Cute little puppy.
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See the doggy?
Nice doggy.
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I'm sorry, but carl won't
Allow a dog in the house.
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We'll just have to take him
To an animal shelter.
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Rachel, take him to
An animal shelter.
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Why do I get
All the fun jobs?
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Come on, boy.
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Aww, harriette,
I can't take him to the pound.
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Look at
His little face.
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Yes, you are cute.
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Harriette,
Can't we keep him?
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Pleassse! Pleassse!
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Alright. I'll talk to your
Father when he gets home.
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W-w-wait, it won't be easy.
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You know, carl has
A thing about pets.
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Harriette, I'm home!
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Quick, get him
Upstairs!
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Hide him
In my room.
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Hey, wait a minute.
I'll help you.
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Rachel, where
Are you going?
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Stay! Sit!
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I'm not breaking
This to carl alone.
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I just had the worst day
Of my entire life.
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I was in a high-speed car chase
And ran out of gas!
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Do you know how
Embarrassing that is?
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And to top it off, I come home
And almost hit edward's bicycle.
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He left it
In the driveway again.
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
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I'm gonna have a talk
With that boy.
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Is he home, where's he,
In his room?
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I don't know. Uh, uh, I
Mean, yes, but you're too tired.
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I'll get him for you.
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Edward, come down
Here now!
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I'll be right there!
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No! No, don't drink
Out of the toilet!
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What is going on
Up there?
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It's judy.
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You know, she hasn't been
Herself lately.
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I think I braided
Her hair too tight.
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Well, I'm gonna go watch--
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Well, I'm gonna go watch the
News
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And see if anybody had
A worse day than I did.
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I'll talk with
Edward later.
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When are you gonna
Tell him about the dog?
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I'm gonna wait until
He's in a good mood.
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When is that gonna be?
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Let's see, he has eight years
To retirement.
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I'll tell him at the party.
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[knock on door]
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Who is it?
It's rachel.
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Wait till you see
What I bought mickey.
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I got him a leash,
Food dish,
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Water bowl,
And doggy delights.
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He's gonna love these.
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Well, that's strange.
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It says, "Dogs eat
'em like candy."
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[knock on door]
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Uh...Who is it?
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Dad.
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Dad who?
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Edward, let me in.
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Just a second,
Dad!
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I'll be right
With you!
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Get the dog.
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Come on, baby.
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Son, I--
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What are you
Doing in here?
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Just hanging out, you know,
Listening to music.
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I don't hear any music.
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Uh, we make our own.
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* it's my prerogative *
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* na na na na *
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* I can do what
I want to do *
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* it's my prerogative *
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* I can live my life *
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* it's my prerogative *
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Do you all
Do this a lot?
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Yeah. We're thinking
Of going on star search.
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Son, I just wanted
To say I'm sorry
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That I blew up at dinner
About the bike.
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I had
A real bad day.
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It's okay, dad.
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Well, I guess
I'll turn in early.
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Okay. Well, goodnight.
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Sleep well. Goodnight.
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Hey, what are these?
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Oh! Dad!
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Hey, these are good.
What are they?
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It's just a little snack
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I picked up
At the health food store.
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Well, try them.
They're delicious.
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Here. Try one.
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Something wrong?
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Oh, no.
Nothing's wrong. See?
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Mmm.
Aren't they great?
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Mmm. Mmm.
Mmm.
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Well, goodnight.
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Edward, clean up this room.
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It smells like an animal
Lives in here.
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You know,
Dad was right.
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These are good.
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So, did you tell dad
About mickey?
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I told him a 100 times.
What did he say?
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Nothing.
He was asleep.
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Harriette!
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He's awake. Quick,
Hide the dog. Hide the dog.
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00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,715
What happened
To my favorite slipper?
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Carl, it just...
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Wore out.
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00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:23,657
Wore out?
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This looks like a wild animal
Got a hold of it.
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I bet it was
Little richie.
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You know how he likes
To chew on things.
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This was not done
By somebody with one tooth.
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[scratch scratch]
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What was that?
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What was what?
That noise.
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Sounded like it came
From the laundry room.
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I didn't hear anything.
Did you kids hear anything?
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Nope. Not me.
Uh-huh.
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[clatter]
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I didn't hear
That either.
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Carl, don't
Open this door.
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And why not?
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No special reason.
Just a whim.
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00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,930
Harriette, step aside.
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00:11:18,645 --> 00:11:20,748
Oh, look. A dog.
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00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:38,899
Harriette, what is a dog
Doing in the laundry room?
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His laundry?
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Harriette.
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Carl, he followed the kids
Home from school.
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Harriette, now, you know
My rule about pets.
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I know, honey
But we were thinking that
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Maybe you'd
Make an exception this time.
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00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,982
Oh, honey,
A rule is a rule.
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00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,550
Carl, the poor dog
Needs a home.
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Have a heart.
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Dad, he's a really
Nice dog.
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00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,958
Yeah, he's got your eyes.
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00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:09,329
Case closed.
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00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:17,771
Oh, carl, you brought
Home a dog. How wonderful.
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Rachel he knows, and he doesn't
Want to keep him.
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Oh.
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00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:26,346
Don't you like dogs, carl?
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What? I love dogs.
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00:12:27,948 --> 00:12:29,749
Then why don't
You want to keep him?
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Oh, look,
When I was 6,
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My father brought home
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This cute little
Cocker spaniel puppy.
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We went everywhere together.
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He followed me
To school every day
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And wait for me outside.
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I have a question.
What?
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Why would your father follow you
To school every day?
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The dog followed me,
Edward.
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The dog.
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Okay.
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Got it.
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00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:07,154
For 10 years, that little rascal
And I were inseparable.
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I loved that dog
More than anything.
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Then one day
He got sick and died.
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I was crushed.
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For weeks I'd walk to school,
Looking behind me,
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Thinking he'd be there.
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'course, he wasn't.
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Aw, that's the saddest
Story I ever heard.
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Well, after that
I swore I'd never get close
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To another pet again.
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[honk]
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I'm sorry.
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00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:42,522
Carl, that was 20 years ago.
Get some therapy.
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00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:45,859
Harriette, I'm just trying to
Spare the kids the same pain.
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00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:49,963
Oh, come on, carl you had 10
Wonderful years with that dog.
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00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:51,198
Well, yeah, but--
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00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,033
And think about
The good it did for you.
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I mean, it taught you
About responsibility
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And how to love.
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[whining]
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Yeah, dad.
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00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:04,211
What do you say?
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00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,015
Pleasssse?
250
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,383
Oh, alright.
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00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,584
Yes, dad!
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00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,821
You can keep him,
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00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,890
But this dog
Is your responsibility.
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00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:20,093
The three of you have got to
Walk him, brush him, feed him,
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00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:23,230
And most important of all
Keep him away from me.
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00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,899
Don't worry, dad. He does
Whatever we say.
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00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,035
Sit, mickey.
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00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,070
Oh!
Sit, mickey!
259
00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:34,607
Hey, I said sit!
Sit, mickey!
260
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,910
I mean it! Sit!
261
00:14:39,079 --> 00:14:40,547
Bye dad, we're going
To the mall.
262
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,682
Wait a minute, did you
Take care of the dog?
263
00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:44,151
I fed him, eddie brushed him
264
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,187
And he dragged judy around
The block three times.
265
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:50,490
Well, good. Just put him
In the kitchen out of my way.
266
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:03,170
Hi, carl.
267
00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,741
Don't you think you ought to
Start calling me mr. Winslow?
268
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:12,412
Yeah. That's what my parents,
Herb and diane, tell me.
269
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:15,748
Where's laura?
270
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:18,351
She's gone
For the day.
271
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,420
Oh. I'll wait.
272
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,495
Want anything
From the fridge?
273
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,199
Don't herb and diane
Ever feed you?
274
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,568
They usually
Send me out.
275
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,106
Ow! Stop! Stop!
276
00:15:40,740 --> 00:15:43,576
Stop! Stop! Aah!
277
00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:47,247
So, you got a dog.
278
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,653
Got to run, carl.
279
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,122
Tell laura
I'll call her.
280
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,590
Cute dog.
I think he likes me.
281
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,497
Good dog.
282
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,133
Good dog.
283
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:16,776
That's it. I've had it
With that dog.
284
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,211
What happened?
285
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:21,581
Look, what he did
To my algebra homework.
286
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:23,283
Just tell your teacher
Your dog ate it.
287
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:26,719
I can't. I used that excuse
Before we got the dog.
288
00:16:28,821 --> 00:16:32,592
Well, listen, you all come on,
Sit down and eat your breakfast,
289
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:35,228
And eddie, don't forget
To feed mickey
290
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,463
Before you go to school.
291
00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:41,268
Mom, all that dog
Does is eat.
292
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:43,936
I don't believe it.
293
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:46,206
My science project
Is ruined.
294
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,076
What happened?
295
00:16:49,142 --> 00:16:51,311
I spent two weeks
Making a papier-mache
296
00:16:51,378 --> 00:16:52,745
Model of our solar system
297
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,615
And last night, mickey
Took a bite out of pluto.
298
00:16:57,250 --> 00:16:58,518
I don't believe this.
299
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,053
Take the dog outta
The street, give him a home
300
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,189
And this is
The thanks I get?
301
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,659
Hey, everybody,
You got to see this.
302
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:09,729
This dog is a genius.
Come here, mickey.
303
00:17:09,796 --> 00:17:11,998
Sit, mickey.
304
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:13,500
Speak, speak.
305
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:14,067
[woof]
306
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,902
[woof]
Speak.
307
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,337
That's great.
308
00:17:17,404 --> 00:17:19,806
Harriette, I sure wish
Our kids were this well-behaved.
309
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,947
Well, I think I'll go
To work now. See you later.
310
00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,048
Alright, sweetie.
Have a nice day.
311
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,883
Okay.
312
00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:32,285
Bye, mick.
313
00:17:34,354 --> 00:17:36,356
Hey, he took
Our bacon!
314
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:39,092
Mickey! Mickey!
Harriette?
315
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,327
Mickey!
Harriette!
316
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,429
What?
317
00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,131
Have you seen
My workout suit?
318
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:46,499
It's in the laundry room.
Oh, thanks.
319
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,636
Aah!
320
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,178
What happened?
321
00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,113
Looks like
Mickey struck again.
322
00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,583
Well, he's a dog.
What do you expect?
323
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:07,154
Mom, isn't that
Your new silk blouse?
324
00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,990
That's it. That dog
Is out of here.
325
00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,859
Mickey! Mickey!
326
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,732
Hi, everybody.
Where's mickey?
327
00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,735
Here, boy. Here, mickey.
Look what I got him.
328
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,205
A frisbee.
329
00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,540
Help him develop great
Eye-snout coordination.
330
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,377
Here, boy.
Carl. Carl.
331
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,579
Sit down.
We need to talk.
332
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:37,450
Why? What's wrong?
333
00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,085
I have something
To tell you about mickey.
334
00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:42,054
Oh, no. Is he sick?
Is he lost?
335
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,624
Carl, he's fine.
He's in the garage.
336
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,125
In the garage? Why?
337
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,027
Carl,
He's destructive.
338
00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:51,731
He's eaten clothes and furniture
And sporting equipment,
339
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:55,335
And I don't like the way
He looks at little richie.
340
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,404
Well, that doesn't sound
Like my dog.
341
00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:01,741
My dog is a sweet, gentle,
Playful little puppy.
342
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,943
Carl...
343
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,346
Around you,
He's benji.
344
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,548
Around us, he's cujo.
345
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,651
Well, he'll grow out of it.
He's....
346
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,886
He's still adjusting
To his new surroundings.
347
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,722
Carl, he's a big dog,
348
00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:18,358
Too big to be pent-up
In the house all day.
349
00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:20,293
He needs room to run
And play.
350
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,128
Well, I-I take him
To the park.
351
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:24,931
Carl, he's an active
Outdoor dog.
352
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,700
He needs to live in the country.
Not in the city.
353
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,536
Well, we'll...
354
00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:31,838
We'll sell the house
And buy a farm.
355
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:35,275
Carl, come on.
356
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,378
Well, does everybody
Feel this way?
357
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:39,145
Yes.
358
00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:40,780
Definitely.
Yup.
359
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:46,386
Well, alright, I'll
Find him a nice home,
360
00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:50,957
But please let me be
The one to break it to him.
361
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,525
I didn't want
To mention this,
362
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:56,629
But he's not crazy
About the rest of you.
363
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:22,889
Well, big guy, I guess you
And I got to say goodbye.
364
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:25,858
Ohh.
365
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:30,229
I know, I know.
366
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:32,632
Hey, but this is
Hard for me, too.
367
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,172
But I made a few
Phone calls,
368
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,909
And I found you
A real nice home.
369
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,412
It's in the country.
370
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,615
You'll have somebody
To take you hunting...
371
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:49,816
Fishing.
372
00:20:51,284 --> 00:20:52,985
A lot of space
For you to dig holes
373
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:55,388
And...Chase rabbits,
374
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:58,958
And a whole forest
For you to chew on.
375
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:02,495
That sounds okay, right?
376
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,608
I'm really going
To miss you, too, pal.
377
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,345
It's been nice knowing you.
378
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,425
Well, I just dropped
Mickey off at his new home.
379
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,826
How did it go?
380
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:36,396
There was a lot of whimpering
And sniffling.
381
00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:39,866
Yeah, but how did
Mickey take it?
382
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:43,836
Okay, I guess, but he's sure
Going to miss me.
383
00:21:44,771 --> 00:21:46,606
I'm sure going
To miss him.
384
00:21:46,673 --> 00:21:47,807
Aw.
385
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:52,379
Dad, you were right.
386
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,947
Having a pet is
A big responsibility.
387
00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:58,618
Yeah. At least you found
Mickey a good home.
388
00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,587
And you still
Have us.
389
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:05,692
Hi, everybody.
390
00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:09,662
I could've sworn
I locked that door.
391
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:13,433
You did. I took the liberty
Of making my own key.
392
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,570
What do you want, steve?
393
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:21,508
You mean
Besides laura?
394
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:29,148
I noticed
From my window
395
00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:33,185
That you got rid
Of your dog. Wise choice.
396
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:34,754
But knowing how
Important it is
397
00:22:34,821 --> 00:22:36,656
For every man
To have a pet,
398
00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:40,793
I brought
You this.
399
00:22:43,062 --> 00:22:45,398
Oh, an ant farm.
400
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:49,268
I don't see any ants.
401
00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:51,704
Oh, you have to
Send off for them,
402
00:22:51,771 --> 00:22:54,974
But, don't worry.
I knew this was an emergency,
403
00:22:55,041 --> 00:22:58,945
So I brought you some
From my own personal supply.
404
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:05,351
There are 5,000 in there,
Including a pregnant queen.
405
00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:07,086
You see, there she--
406
00:23:07,153 --> 00:23:09,889
No!
Oh, no!
Aah!
Aah!
407
00:23:12,124 --> 00:23:13,192
Oh!
408
00:23:13,259 --> 00:23:14,994
Your majesty,
409
00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:16,696
Your majesty.
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