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Bye, mom.
See you after school.
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Have a good day, baby.
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Hi, guys.
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Well, there goes any chance of
Having a good day.
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Laura, on your way out,
Can you take out trash, please?
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Oh, no!
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Hands as delicate as laura's
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Should never
Have to touch garbage.
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It's okay.
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It's okay.
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Did I do that?
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* it's a rare condition
In this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Hi, honey.
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Morning, mom.
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What does everyone
Want for breakfast?
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Pancakes.
French toast.
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How about pizza?
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How about this?
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We're having eggs,
And you got two choices--
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Scrambled or raw.
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Scrambled.
Scrambled. Scrambled.
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Good morning,
Everyone.
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Good morning,
Dad.
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You want some eggs?
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No. I got up early, showered,
And had a big breakfast.
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Oh. Mmm.
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At least
You showered.
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Nobody else
Can get in there.
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Is my mother
Still in the shower?
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She'll miss her train
To milwaukee.
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She's almost finished.
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She was singing
Stormy weather's last verse.
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I'm next.
I'm next.
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You're little.
You can wash in the sink.
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Good morning,
Everyone.
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Good morning,
Rae.
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Fabulous news.
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Little richie just spoke
His first word.
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You kidding.
What did he say?
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Ma-ma.
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Aw.
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Wait a minute,
Rachel.
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He's only 9 months old.
Are you sure?
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I was there.
He looked right in my face
And said, "Ma-ma."
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Why is every kid's
First word always mama?
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Not eddie.
His first word was "Huh?"
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Come on, honey.
Say ma-ma.
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Come on, sweetheart.
Say ma-ma.
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Mama.
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You see?
Do it again.
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Honey, do it again.
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I'm not in the mood.
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Cut it out, carl.
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He really
Can say it.
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* can't go on *
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* everything
I've got is gone *
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* stormy weather *
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Good morning,
Everyone.
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Shower's free!
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Say goodbye
To your grandmother.
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Bye, grandma!
Bye, grandma!
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Bye, honey.
I'm first!
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Get out of the way!
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Mother winslow,
Guess what.
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What?
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Little richie spoke
His first word.
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Oh, that's sweet.
What did he say?
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Ma-ma.
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Aw, that's cute.
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Carl's first word
Was doughnut.
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Mama, you've got
A train to catch.
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How long you staying at
Frank's and maxine's?
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10 days, and I'm looking
Forward to it.
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At frank's, I have my own
Bathroom and shower.
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Yeah, but that cheapskate
Makes you rent your towels.
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Carl's brother
Has three bathrooms.
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They all have showers--
And one with a hot tub.
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Can we go?
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And a whirlpool.
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Mama, I'm a cop.
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Frank makes
More money.
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He's
A carpet salesman.
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You should see
Their rugs, honey.
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Especially the one
On his head.
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Can we go?
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Say bye-bye.
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Say bye-bye.
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Say bye-bye,
Grandma.
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Okay, honey.
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When he's ready,
Have him call me.
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Hey, dumplin'.
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Hi, baby. Your mama
Get off okay?
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Right on time.
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Harriette, all the way
To the station,
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All my mother could talk
About was frank's bathrooms.
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I told her that
When she comes back,
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There will be a shower
In her bathroom.
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And she won't have to
Rent the towels.
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I'm gonna get started
On it right away.
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Hold it. Hold it.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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I should have gone
To the station with you.
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What are you
Talking about?
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Harriet,
We need another shower.
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I can work
Nights and weekends,
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And I'll be done
When mama comes back.
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Wait a minute, carl.
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You're thinking about doing this
Yourself, are you?
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And why not?
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Because I don't want you ripping
Up the house,
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And forcing the whole
Family to move into a hotel.
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I only did that once.
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And that was before I joined
The tool of the month club.
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Harriette, I happen to be
Very good with my hands.
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I built that swing set
For the kids, remember?
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No, you didn't.
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You bought the wood,
Which is still in the garage.
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Who put up the shelf?
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I did.
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Okay.
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Who built
That birdhouse?
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You mean the one condemned
By the audubon society?
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Okay. Bad example.
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I'm talking bathroom fixtures
Here, harriette.
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Nowadays, these showers
Come in kits.
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A mere child
Could do it.
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Honey.
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I know you mean well,
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But plumbing is
Way outta your league.
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We ought to get an estimate
From a contractor.
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A contractor?
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Now, that's
An insult,
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And it's just
Throwing away money.
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What's burning?
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The toaster's
Broken again.
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That's the last thing
You fixed.
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I did fix it.
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Just like new.
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Okay. One estimate.
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So, how soon
You need the shower?
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It has to done
Within ten days.
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It's a present
For my mother.
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I always give
My mother a book.
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Why don't I get us something
Cold to drink.
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Let's see--
Me and my crew,
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Figure in
A little overhead.
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Yeah. There.
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There's the damage.
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Whoa!
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Sylvia.
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Ooh.
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You know,
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I'm real bad
At bargaining,
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So let me just ask you
Straight out--
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Are you crazy?
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Listen, mr. Winslow,
I'm doing the best I can.
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I'm giving you
Materials at cost.
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But this is
Way, way, way more
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Than I wanted
To spend.
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You'll never get anybody
To do it for less than that.
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Oh, well...
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Thank you
For your time sylvia,
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But I think I will.
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I'll just
Do it myself.
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Let me guess.
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You're a member of the tool
Of the month club.
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Well, yeah.
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I thought so.
I'll be seeing you soon.
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Have I told you how pretty
Your hair looks today?
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Where's sylvia?
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I let her go.
I'll catch her.
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Now, harriette,
She's long gone now.
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She just wanted
Way too much money.
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I decided
To do this myself.
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Carl, you don't
Have a clue how to put in a
Shower .
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Harriet, all you do is
Rip out your linen closet,
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Run your pipes,
Install your lines,
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And pop your shower in.
Now, what could be simpler?
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You hire sylvia.
Carl, I asked around.
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She's very good, and you
Can't find anybody cheaper.
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Harriette, I'm good,
And I'm free.
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Now, honey, I really
Want to do this myself.
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Carl, how can you
Do this yourself?
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Sylvia works
With a crew.
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Hi.
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Meet my crew.
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Edward, guess what.
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You're going to help me
Put in a shower
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In your grandmother's
Bathroom.
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Oh, no.
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00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:09,677
Is this going to be like the
Time we put up the spice rack?
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00:10:09,743 --> 00:10:12,145
No. This will only
Take a week.
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Testing. 1, 2.
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Okay, richie,
We're rolling.
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I don't know why you need
That tape recorder.
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All he does is drool.
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This is an
Historic moment.
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We'll all
Listen to this
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When richie is all grown up
And president.
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Come on,
Sweetheart.
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Say ma-ma.
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Ma-ma.
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Maybe he'll be
Vice president.
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Ease your end
In there.
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Watch yourself.
Watch the door.
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Ease it in.
That's it. That's it.
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Wait a minute. The rug's caught.
Back up a little bit.
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00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,802
Too much.
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[clang]
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00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:17,845
You guys aren't gonna be working
Anywhere near my room, are you?
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Come on.
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00:11:22,615 --> 00:11:25,652
Oh, eddie,
Guess what.
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00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:27,187
Lori martin called.
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00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:30,657
She wanted to know if you could
Meet her at the roller rink.
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00:11:30,724 --> 00:11:32,659
Lori martin
Called me?
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What did you say?
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I told her that you were
Gonna be in the bathroom
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For a week.
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Why am I always the one
Who has to help?
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Because, son, we're the men
In this house.
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And working with our hands
Is what men do.
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Well, what do women do?
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I don't know, son.
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00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:06,927
How's it going?
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00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:10,063
Great. We're ready
To rip out this wall.
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00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,165
Carl, I think we should call
The contractor.
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Call her. Maybe she
Can learn something.
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Right, eddie?
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Now, if you'll excuse us,
Harriette,
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We men have some serious
Shower installing to do.
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Oh, okay, carl.
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If you need anything,
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We womenfolk will be
Churning butter
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And tending
The young'uns.
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Okay, son,
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00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,832
Let's get
This puppy started.
252
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:46,867
Now, we got to find
The stud beam
253
00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:49,436
And work from there.
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Hollow.
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00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:52,906
Hollow.
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00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,142
Hollow.
There she is.
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00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,077
Hand me a nail.
I'll mark it.
258
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Oh, here.
Put these on.
259
00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,114
Why?
260
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:04,885
Remember, son,
Safety first.
261
00:13:08,155 --> 00:13:09,222
Ooh! Ow!
262
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,591
Ow!
263
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:14,862
Oh! Oh! Ow! Ow!
264
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,875
Okay.
That stud beam's marked.
265
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:52,565
Thanks, honey.
266
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:02,342
Mmm, yum, yum, yum..
267
00:14:02,409 --> 00:14:05,145
Yum, yum, yum..
268
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:09,116
Who's feeding you?
Ma-ma.
269
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:13,921
And who do you love?
Ma-ma.
270
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:18,858
And who loves you?
Ma-ma.
271
00:14:18,926 --> 00:14:22,462
Rachel, he's a baby
Not a parrot.
272
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:25,332
He said it a few days ago
Clear as a bell.
273
00:14:25,398 --> 00:14:29,869
Babies say words and weeks will
Go by before they say it again.
274
00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:34,474
Rachel, it's possible he burped
And you thought he said mama.
275
00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:40,413
Carl, he said, mama.
276
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,316
I'm gonna put it on tape
And prove it to everybody.
277
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,386
Come on, richie. We'll break
This down into syllables.
278
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:50,457
Ma! Now, say that twice
And you got it.
279
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,996
Carl, when can I
See the bathroom?
280
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,999
Not yet, not yet.
Still a work in progress.
281
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:02,469
Eddie and I don't want anybody
To see it until it's finished.
282
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:04,337
[telephone rings]
283
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:06,239
[ring]
284
00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:07,440
Hello.
285
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:09,242
Oh, hi, mother winslow.
286
00:15:09,309 --> 00:15:11,211
How's frank?
287
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:14,314
Well, I know he's cheap.
288
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,515
Okay.
289
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,649
Thanks for calling.
290
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,651
Bye.
291
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,287
Didn't she want
To talk to me?
292
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:24,324
She was calling from the pay
Phone in frank's kitchen.
293
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:27,260
She'll talk to you tomorrow
Night when she gets home.
294
00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:30,563
Tomorrow night? She's supposed
To be gone another four days.
295
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,599
Says she can't stand
Another day with frank.
296
00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,634
Every time he takes her out
To restaurants,
297
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:38,171
He makes her
Order from the children's menu.
298
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,707
Tomorrow night?
299
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,808
Good night, everyone.
300
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:44,877
Whoa. Whoa.
Where are you going?
301
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,279
Out?
302
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,150
No. Your grandmother's
Coming home tomorrow.
303
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,385
We have to finish
That shower tonight.
304
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:53,553
Dad, I made plans.
305
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,855
Well, I'm sorry.
Your plans have changed.
306
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:56,889
Oh, dad.
307
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,291
Ow!
308
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:12,805
I thought you said
You were almost finished.
309
00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:15,308
I am.
The hard part's done.
310
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,210
Everything else
Is cosmetic.
311
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:19,012
This doesn't need
Cosmetics.
312
00:16:19,079 --> 00:16:21,581
It needs
Major surgery.
313
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:25,552
This is worse than the time dad
Put up the spice rack.
314
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:29,089
Mom, does this mean
We get to go to a hotel again?
315
00:16:29,156 --> 00:16:31,291
No. Girls, could you
Leave us alone, please?
316
00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:34,227
Let's pack our bags,
Just in case.
317
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,131
Eddie, I need
To talk to your dad.
318
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:39,932
Why don't you take a break?
319
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,568
Thanks, mom.
320
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:46,039
I won't
Forget this.
321
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,609
Carl, this has gone
Far enough.
322
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,479
I want you to give it up
And call a contractor.
323
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,548
Harriet, I can finish this.
I'm so close.
324
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:58,385
The plumbing is all done,
And that's the hard part.
325
00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,819
You mean
The shower's working?
326
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,789
Absolutely.
I'll show you.
327
00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:10,930
I don't get it.
I did everything right.
328
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,532
Carl.
329
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:15,001
Carl, there's water
Coming from the sink.
330
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:17,670
Turn it off.
331
00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:20,540
I said turn it off!
332
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:21,674
I did.
333
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:23,743
Well, turn it back on!
334
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,686
It's just the pipes
Flushing themselves out.
335
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,022
It should be fine now.
336
00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,524
Mind if I
Try something?
337
00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,092
Go ahead.
338
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,864
What are you doing?
339
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,199
Nice going, carl.
340
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:51,070
You have to work the shower
From the sink.
341
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,875
I must have crossed up
The pipes somewhere.
342
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:58,077
Oh, no problem.
It's fine.
343
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,980
You just can't
Shower alone.
344
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,949
Harriet, this is very easy to
Fix.
345
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,385
All I have to do is
Rip out the shower,
346
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,954
Tear up the floor,
Reconnect some pipes,
347
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:12,024
Slap on drywall, lay some
Tile, grout it and tidy up.
348
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,360
It's over, carl.
349
00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:15,895
Harriette, look,
I know this looks bad--
350
00:18:15,962 --> 00:18:17,297
Looks bad?
351
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:20,767
You've got to turn on the shower
From the sink.
352
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:25,037
Harriette, I really wanted
To do this for my mother.
353
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,406
Look around.
354
00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,675
It's not
Going to happen.
355
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:33,880
Well, I might as well
Face it.
356
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,849
I'm not as handy
As I think I am.
357
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,419
Oh, honey, it's okay.
358
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,721
You're good
At so many other things.
359
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,022
Yeah, but, honey,
360
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:46,326
Being good with your hands
Is part of makes a man.
361
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:49,196
Being good with your hands
Is not what makes a man.
362
00:18:49,262 --> 00:18:51,298
It's being good
With your heart.
363
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:57,036
And when it comes to that,
You're about the best there is.
364
00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,606
Thank you, honey.
I needed that.
365
00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:02,209
What am I going to do
About this mess?
366
00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:06,012
Well, we can
Either call sylvia
367
00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,514
Or board up
The room.
368
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,817
Oh. Fine. What am I
Going to tell her,
369
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,420
That I'm an idiot?
That I destroyed my bathroom?
370
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,522
That I made
A fool of myself?
371
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,525
Oh, honey, you don't
Have to tell her that.
372
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:21,328
When she sees this,
She'll know.
373
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:36,443
Oh, hi, honey.
374
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,211
Hi,
Mother winslow.
375
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:40,747
I'm sorry you didn't have a good
Time at frank's.
376
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,850
Honey, the older that man gets,
The cheaper he gets.
377
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,486
The other night we had
A fight over dinner.
378
00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,320
Why?
379
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:50,122
I wanted some.
380
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:52,659
Oh. Am I glad
To be home.
381
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:53,626
I'm exhausted.
382
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,363
Mama, I know
Exactly what you need--
383
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:58,898
A nice hot shower
In your own bathroom.
384
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:02,702
Now, carl, don't tease
A tired, hungry old lady.
385
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,238
Did you really put
A shower in my bathroom?
386
00:20:05,305 --> 00:20:07,039
I said I would,
Didn't I?
387
00:20:07,106 --> 00:20:10,910
Oh, I can hardly
Wait to see it.
388
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,745
Bring my suitcase.
389
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,180
You know,
390
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:17,450
I took a bunch
Of frank's towels.
391
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:20,420
Knowing frank, they probably
Weren't his to begin with.
392
00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:24,724
Then, that explains why they say
Howard johnson's.
393
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:42,475
Oh...
394
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:45,678
Carl, harriette,
I don't know what to say.
395
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,647
This is beautiful.
396
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,683
I have to admit
It came out pretty nice.
397
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:54,053
Carl, I never realized
You were this handy.
398
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,221
It looks
Professional.
399
00:20:55,288 --> 00:20:58,325
Well, thank you, mama.
It is.
400
00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:00,493
You mean you didn't
Do it yourself?
401
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:03,396
No, mother winslow.
We hired a contractor.
402
00:21:03,463 --> 00:21:04,831
Oh, I'm glad to hear that.
403
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:08,267
Only a fool
Would mess with plumbing.
404
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:09,502
You're right, mama.
405
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,270
You know, there was a time
406
00:21:11,338 --> 00:21:12,739
When carl was pigheaded enough
407
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:15,875
To try to do this
All by himself.
408
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:19,779
Well, that was
A long time ago, mama.
409
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:22,915
Oh, harriette, carl,
410
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,117
Thank you so much.
411
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,252
I love you.
412
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,321
Well, I think I'll
Take a shower now.
413
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:29,356
Enjoy, mama.
414
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,290
God bless.
415
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:41,468
[singing
Stormy weather]
416
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,805
Sounds
Like she likes it.
417
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,974
I think
She's proud of you, carl.
418
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,009
Come on,
I'll make you a milkshake.
419
00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:51,043
You deserve it.
420
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:53,880
I do, don't I?
421
00:21:56,115 --> 00:21:58,785
Well,
Look who's up.
422
00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:01,554
Rachel, I'm making
A milkshake for carl.
423
00:22:01,621 --> 00:22:03,322
Would you like one, too?
424
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,358
No, thanks.
425
00:22:06,225 --> 00:22:08,861
Richie, who am I?
426
00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:10,663
Ma-ma.
427
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:14,266
Oh, rachel,
Give it up.
428
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,536
He'll speak when he
Has something to say.
429
00:22:16,603 --> 00:22:18,004
He already spoke.
430
00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:21,073
And when he speaks again,
I'm going to be ready.
431
00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:23,376
Oh, no.
I need new batteries.
432
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:27,113
Mama will be right back.
433
00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:30,983
Ma-ma.
434
00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:33,820
Richie.
435
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,255
Carl, get me
The milkshake glasses.
436
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:38,290
They're in the cabinet
In the other room.
437
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:40,427
Oh, okay.
438
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,398
Hey, honey,
Where in the cabinet?
439
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:46,599
Never mind.
440
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:48,801
I'll get them myself.
441
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,074
Ma-ma.
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