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Hi, carl.
Where's laura?
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She's at
The library.
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That's okay. I'll
Talk to her later.
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You're not going to
Eat that, are you?
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What's that
Supposed to mean?
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Do you know
What's in that baby?
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Guar gum,
Red dye number five,
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And enough cholesterol
To clog up your arteries
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Like a drain
Full of greasy hair.
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Once again,
You've come between me
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And the things
That I love.
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Works every time.
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* it's a rare condition
In this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family **
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We're over
St. Louis.
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Rrrr.
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Now we see
Chicago.
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Rrrr.
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The baby just ate.
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Uh-oh.
Emergency landing.
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Emergency landing.
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I could never
Play airplane
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With your
Uncle carl.
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He was a 747
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From the day
He was born.
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As I recall, I was a normal
10 pounds 5 ounces of joy.
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Uh-huh, and as I recall you were
36 hours of hard labor.
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He's still
A wide-body,
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But it's all
First class.
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Harriette and I are finally
Getting a chance
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For dinner
And a movie alone.
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Well, don't go to one
Of them slasher movies.
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You know how they give you
Nightmares.
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You got that right.
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Whenever
He sees one,
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He sleeps with
The night light on.
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What's wrong
With that?
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It's got
A 200-watt bulb.
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He will not.
Will, too!
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Laura,
There's no way.
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Michael is too
Going to ask me out.
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He's not going
To ask you out.
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Do you know why?
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Because you're
A geek!
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Oh, geek. That's
A new word for you.
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Can you spell it?
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I could if I wanted to.
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[horn honks]
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There's our ride.
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Have fun, girls.
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You try to get
Some sleep.
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Dad, it's
A slumber party.
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Why would anybody sleep?
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Be good. Say please,
Thank you,
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And don't cut
Your sister's hair.
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Okay, mom.
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Bye.
Bye, baby.
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Tonight is
Going to be great.
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First, a movie,
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Then a romantic dinner
At chez josephine's.
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They're holding
Our table.
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And then home.
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I love when the kids
Go on sleepovers.
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Let's hurry and go,
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So we can hurry
Back.
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Yeah.
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[telephone rings]
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[ring]
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Hello?
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Yeah, she's here.
Hold on.
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Rachel!
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Telephone!
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It's that guy
From the choir.
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He won't give up.
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Last sunday
He asked her again.
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Rachel!
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Maybe she'll
Start seeing him
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Instead of tagging along
Behind us.
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Okay, okay. I'm coming.
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Who is it?
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Alan smith.
Oh.
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Give me that.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi, alan.
A movie?
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No, I've got a million things
To do tonight.
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Yeah. Thanks
For asking, though.
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Okay. Bye.
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Goodnight.
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Where you going?
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Just to a movie.
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I'd love to go
To a movie.
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I've got nothing
To do.
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I'll ask mother winslow
To watch richie.
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Harriette, now, you know
I love your sister,
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But I can't remember
When we were alone last.
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She's
Always with us.
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Well, you didn't want her
Sitting home alone.
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It was hard for her
Losing her husband,
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But it's been almost
A year and a half.
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She's got to go out
With others.
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Anybody
Other than us.
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I know, but I'm not
Going to push her.
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A little push
Isn't bad.
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And that alan seems
Like a great guy.
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Who's a great guy?
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Uh, eddie murphy.
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We were deciding between
A comedy and a love story.
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Well, I'm always up
For romance.
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So was I.
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Did we have fun
Or what?
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And I'm so glad we got
"Our table."
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Yeah. Another great
Family outing--
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Just the three
Of us.
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Well, I'm going upstairs
To check on richie.
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Thanks again, guys.
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You know, harriette,
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I've had
Better dates.
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Carl, it wasn't
That bad.
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It was terrible.
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Harriette, she ruined
Our romantic dinner
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And sat right between us
At the movies.
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One thing I hate
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Is three hands
In my popcorn tub.
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Carl, two of them
Were yours.
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We got to talk to her.
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It's not exactly
An easy thing to talk about.
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I don't know
If I can do it.
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Then let me do it.
I am a cop.
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Being tactful is
Part of my job.
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Let's do it
Tomorrow.
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Tonight is ours.
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Yeah.
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Well, richie's
Sound asleep,
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And guess what's
On tv.
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The elephant man.
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I love that movie.
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That's it, rachel,
That's it.
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We have got to talk.
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This is bad news,
Isn't it?
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No. No. It's just
A little thing
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Barely worth
Mentioning.
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You got to start
Dating again.
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You're driving us nuts.
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Thank you,
Officer tact.
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You're saying
I'm in the way?
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No. We're just
Concerned about you.
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You ought to start
Seeing other people.
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Single men-type people.
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Well, fyi, I plan
To start dating again.
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Any idea when that might be?
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Not--not that
We're pushing you.
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Well...
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There's nobody
I'm interested in dating.
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Well, what about...
Alan?
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Yeah, he's
Definitely interested.
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And at choir practice,
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He's always holding
Your hymnal.
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Yeah...
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Look, if it means so much
To you two for me to date,
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When alan calls again,
I'll say yes. Okay?
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Well, that's great.
Thanks.
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Right now
I have a date
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With
The elephant man.
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Goodnight.
Night.
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You're not
The alan smith
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With the first
Baptist choir?
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No? Well, sorry,
You don't win.
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But thanks for playing
Our game. Heh heh.
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Carl, stop
This foolishness.
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Alan'll call
When he's ready.
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It's been almost a week.
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I'm telling you,
He's given up.
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The man needs a little
Encouragement.
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Hi.
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Hi.
Hi.
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You know,
I hate to brag,
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But we are in the best shape
Of our lives.
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I can't believe you made
Richie work out.
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Are you kidding?
This boy loves gym class.
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Watch this.
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* motorboat, motorboat *
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* oh, so slow *
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* motorboat, motorboat *
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* oh, so fast *
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* motorboat, motorboat,
Put on the gas **
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Okay, let's cool down.
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[telephone rings]
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I'll get it.
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Hello.
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Oh, hi. How are you?
206
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Uh-huh. Hold on.
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It's alan.
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Alan?
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It's alan, it's alan,
It's alan.
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00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:01,234
Hi, alan.
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00:10:02,402 --> 00:10:03,971
I'm fine. How are you?
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00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,708
Oh, I'd love to,
But...
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Okay.
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00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,683
Uh-huh.
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00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,217
Uh-huh. Right.
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00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,352
Bye.
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00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,892
What did he say?
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00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,695
We're going out
To dinner tuesday.
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00:10:27,761 --> 00:10:29,429
That's great.
220
00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:31,799
Yeah, great.
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00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:33,433
Are you okay?
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I'm fine.
It's just a date.
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00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,906
I'm going to take richie
Upstairs for his bottle.
224
00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:46,680
I know, I know.
I forgot something.
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00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:56,123
When will she notice
She forgot him?
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00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:59,159
She'll notice when she
Tries to burp the bag.
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00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:13,807
What do you think?
228
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,243
It looks perfect.
229
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:17,845
No, it's too sexy.
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00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:20,147
I don't want him
To think I'm sexy.
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00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:23,283
Is it okay if he thinks
You're a woman?
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00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,918
Not on the first date.
233
00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:28,789
Honey, relax.
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00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,557
Harriette.
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00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,726
It's been too long.
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00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:34,828
What do people do
On dates now?
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They do what
They've always done.
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00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,199
Oh, harriette,
That's not good.
239
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:44,637
Maybe this
Is a bad idea.
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00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,140
Rachel, you're just having
Dinner with him.
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00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:50,110
All you've to do
Is eat and talk.
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00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:53,146
Just try not to do both of them
At the same time.
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00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,051
Pair of 4s.
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Read 'em and weep.
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00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:04,557
Not so fast, slick.
246
00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:06,927
Full house.
Queens on the roof.
247
00:12:08,295 --> 00:12:09,596
That's impossible.
248
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,398
You didn't draw
Any face cards.
249
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,066
How would you know?
250
00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:14,902
I assumed.
251
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,736
Dad, eddie's
Been cheating.
252
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:18,872
He's using
A marked deck.
253
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:22,509
Well, it's not
Helping him much.
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00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:23,510
[doorbell rings]
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00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,744
That's rachel's date.
256
00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,213
Put away
Those poker chips.
257
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,948
Looks like a casino.
258
00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,482
This chair
Is for company.
259
00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,322
Alan, come on in.
260
00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,423
Good to see you.
261
00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:37,557
You remember
Eddie and laura.
262
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:38,625
Of course.
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00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:40,760
Hi, alan. How about
Some poker?
264
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,296
Five card stud,
Low ball, klondike.
265
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,531
What's
Your pleasure?
266
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,405
Laura, go tell
Your aunt rachel
267
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,474
That her date is here.
268
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,508
Come on in.
269
00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:57,477
Rachel will be
Right down.
270
00:12:57,544 --> 00:13:01,481
So, where are you young people
Going tonight?
271
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:03,083
Dinner
At chez josephine.
272
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,886
That's my favorite place.
They love me there.
273
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,621
Mention me.
You'll get good seats.
274
00:13:08,688 --> 00:13:10,891
Thanks, but my family
Owns the place.
275
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,633
You look terrific.
276
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:21,801
Fantastic.
277
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,203
This is definitely it.
278
00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,572
Yellow is the perfect
Color for you.
279
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,574
I think
You're right.
280
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,176
I love this dress.
281
00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:30,643
He's here.
282
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,446
I hate this dress.
283
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:34,915
What are you
Talking about?
284
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:36,049
I look terrible.
285
00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,450
You look beautiful.
286
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,686
I look
Like a banana.
287
00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:41,021
No, you don't.
288
00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:42,923
She does a little.
289
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,894
Laura, rachel's
A little nervous.
290
00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,695
She needs
A few more minutes.
291
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,298
Stall alan
And don't tell anybody.
292
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,500
She looks like
She's losing it.
293
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,168
Go, go, go, go.
294
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:00,874
She'll be right down.
295
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,409
Dad, can we talk?
296
00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:03,510
Oh, excuse us.
297
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:07,380
Aunt rachel's
Getting cold feet.
298
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:10,183
I think this guy's
As good as stood up.
299
00:14:11,618 --> 00:14:12,785
I'll break the news.
300
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:15,989
No, you stall while
I see what's going on.
301
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:17,490
Is something wrong
With rachel?
302
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:21,161
No. You know women.
They're like doctors--
303
00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:24,264
They keep you waiting,
Then cost an arm and a leg.
304
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,134
You know--doctors,
Waiting room.
305
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:29,569
You know.
Actually, I do.
306
00:14:29,636 --> 00:14:31,304
I am a doctor.
307
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:37,744
Alan, why don't you
Get to know the kids?
308
00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,379
I'll check on her.
309
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:40,647
I'll fix you a snack.
310
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,815
You're gonna
Be here a while.
311
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,417
Want to see
A magic trick?
312
00:14:44,484 --> 00:14:47,220
He couldn't pull
A rabbit from a hutch.
313
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,924
She's just jealous
'cause I'm so good.
314
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,892
Pick a card,
Any card.
315
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:59,399
Okay...
Your card is...
316
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,068
2 of hearts.
No.
317
00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:03,103
No?
318
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:06,406
Okay, uh,
2 of diamonds.
319
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:07,807
Afraid not.
320
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,809
Uh, 2 of spades?
321
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,111
No.
322
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:14,314
2 of clubs?
323
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,984
No.
324
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:20,787
It's not a 2, right?
325
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,189
You are good.
326
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:28,395
Well, maybe.
327
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,796
No maybe about it.
328
00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:32,099
That's the one.
It's you.
329
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,734
It-it's just
Not right.
330
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:36,369
Okay, rachel,
I've had it.
331
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:38,338
You've tried
Every dress you own,
332
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:40,140
Plus mine,
Plus the one carl wears
333
00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,574
When he works undercover.
334
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:49,516
I can't do it, okay?
I just can't go on this date.
335
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,051
You're not going?
336
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:52,719
We left alan
With our kids.
337
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,221
He deserves
Something.
338
00:15:57,324 --> 00:16:01,528
Are you sure
It's not the 9 of hearts?
339
00:16:01,594 --> 00:16:04,331
I wish it was.
340
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,666
Face it, houdini.
You stink.
341
00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,604
We did it!
We broke the record!
342
00:16:13,040 --> 00:16:15,675
Hello, alan.
Hi, mrs. Winslow.
343
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:21,414
We sold 232 boxes of cookies
In one afternoon.
344
00:16:24,051 --> 00:16:24,984
Congratulations.
345
00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,986
Oh, it was nothing.
346
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:30,657
They can say no to a little girl
Or an old lady,
347
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,526
But the combination
Gets them every time.
348
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:38,098
Alan, are you here
To pick up rachel?
349
00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,267
Yes, but she's still
Upstairs.
350
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,901
I hope
Everything's alright.
351
00:16:41,968 --> 00:16:45,538
I'll go see
What's keeping her.
352
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:49,142
Okay, alright.
I got it. I got it.
353
00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,677
It's the 6 of clubs.
354
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:53,280
It's the 8 of diamonds.
355
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,482
That's it.
356
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,620
Rachel, couldn't you
Just go down
357
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,122
And sit in the car?
358
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:06,193
Once the night air hits you,
You'll be fine.
359
00:17:06,259 --> 00:17:09,162
Carl, take it like a man.
She's not going.
360
00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,265
But, harriette the man
Owns a restaurant.
361
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,467
How can I say this
Tactfully?
362
00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:15,502
Go!
363
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:21,007
Mama, rachel won't go
On her date.
364
00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:24,043
Tell her
She's got to go.
365
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:28,548
Let me talk to her.
Fine.
366
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:30,650
I mean alone.
Oh.
367
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:32,752
Excuse us.
368
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:40,560
Mother winslow,
I am so embarrassed.
369
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,795
That poor man has been
Sitting downstairs
370
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:43,996
All this time.
371
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,167
Oh, honey,
He'll be alright.
372
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:51,171
What really matters
Is how you feel.
373
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:54,174
Well, I was fine
Until he got here,
374
00:17:54,241 --> 00:17:57,710
And then I panicked.
I don't know what it is.
375
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,712
I do.
376
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,949
It's that the man
Waiting downstairs for you
377
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,218
Is not your husband
Robert.
378
00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:09,456
I wish it was.
I know.
379
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:14,794
You know,
It's just so strange.
380
00:18:14,861 --> 00:18:16,529
I mean, you meet a man
381
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:19,799
And you fall in love
And get married,
382
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:23,203
And everything
Is perfect.
383
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,538
You get to where you know
What he will say
384
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:27,607
Before he says it.
385
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:30,177
And you laugh
At the same things.
386
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,847
You even know which way
He's going to turn in his sleep.
387
00:18:34,914 --> 00:18:36,849
I know, sugar, I know.
388
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:42,789
And you think it's never
Going to change.
389
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,928
But...Then it does,
390
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:51,298
And everybody
Keeps telling you
391
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,132
You've got to start over.
392
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:59,439
But starting over
Is so hard.
393
00:18:59,506 --> 00:19:03,710
Rachel, I know what
You're going through.
394
00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:08,815
I still think of my sam
Every day of my life.
395
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,817
Even after
All these years?
396
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:14,887
He was a wonderful man,
397
00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,923
And I'll always
Love him.
398
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,628
And you will always
Love robert.
399
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,467
But I had to move on,
400
00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:30,437
And so do you, honey.
401
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,140
Well, I'd like to do that,
402
00:19:34,207 --> 00:19:38,044
But I just...
403
00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:41,314
I don't--I can't
Explain what I feel.
404
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,782
You feel guilty.
405
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,087
Yeah, I guess I do.
406
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:51,458
Rachel, you haven't
Done anything
407
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,993
To feel guilty about.
408
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,262
And going out again
409
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:58,365
Is exactly what robert
Would want you to do.
410
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,601
You really think so?
411
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:06,072
He'd want you
To go on with your life.
412
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,507
How do I do that?
413
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:12,979
There's a nice young man
Waiting downstairs for you.
414
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:17,317
How do you know so much
About this stuff?
415
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,019
You didn't even date
After your husband died.
416
00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,788
What makes
You think that?
417
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:26,726
Carl never mentioned
Anybody.
418
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:29,562
I don't tell carl
Everything.
419
00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:33,766
He'd have a fit if he knew his
Mother was a party animal.
420
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,968
Oh, you quit.
421
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:40,740
* stop in the name
Of love *
422
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,376
* before you break
My heart *
423
00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,445
* think it o-over *
424
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,648
* think it o-over *
425
00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:51,584
* stop **
426
00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,756
Thank you, thank you.
427
00:20:56,823 --> 00:21:00,693
And for our next number,
We'd like to do...
428
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,995
Proud mary.
429
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:05,598
Sing
Melancholy baby.
430
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,934
We don't know
That one.
431
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,702
I was counting on that.
432
00:21:11,438 --> 00:21:13,272
Whoa, whoa.
Ohh.
433
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:18,911
Hi, alan.
434
00:21:18,978 --> 00:21:21,914
I'm really sorry
I kept you waiting so long.
435
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,383
It was worth it.
436
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,352
You look terrific.
437
00:21:25,418 --> 00:21:26,786
Thank you.
438
00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,389
What do we do now?
439
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,223
How about dinner?
440
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,992
Sounds like
A great idea.
441
00:21:33,059 --> 00:21:34,494
Would you mind?
442
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,966
We are going alone,
Aren't we?
443
00:21:41,701 --> 00:21:44,270
Yes, I think we'll have
More fun that way.
444
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:47,239
Thank you all
For a...
445
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:50,076
Fascinating evening.
446
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,111
Shall we?
We sure shall.
447
00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:54,046
Enjoy yourselves.
I will.
448
00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:55,448
Bring home
A doggie bag.
449
00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:57,016
[harriette]
Have fun.
450
00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:58,751
Bye. Thanks.
451
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:03,556
Since we're here--
Hit it, judy.
452
00:22:03,623 --> 00:22:06,325
* big wheels
Keep on turnin' *
453
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:09,095
* proud mary
Keep on burnin' *
454
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,329
* rollin' *
455
00:22:10,397 --> 00:22:11,197
* rollin' *
456
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,832
* rollin' *
457
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:20,407
Mmm, alone at last.
458
00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:23,743
My, how I do love
This porch.
459
00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:24,844
Me, too.
460
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:28,581
But I love it more when
It's above 40 degrees.
461
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,349
That's the best
Part.
462
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:33,085
You need me
To keep you warm.
463
00:22:33,152 --> 00:22:34,721
I need you
For everything.
464
00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:40,493
Hello there.
465
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,495
Hi.
Hi.
466
00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:45,532
I wanted you
To know I was home.
467
00:22:45,598 --> 00:22:47,133
How'd it go
With alan?
468
00:22:48,300 --> 00:22:49,836
It went fine.
469
00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,805
Are we gonna
See him again?
470
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,507
Maybe.
471
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:58,445
Go on.
Oh, you go on.
472
00:22:58,511 --> 00:23:00,112
Carl, there's
Certain things
473
00:23:00,179 --> 00:23:02,882
A woman likes
To keep private.
474
00:23:02,949 --> 00:23:07,454
I just wanted
To say thanks.
475
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:10,022
Goodnight.
476
00:23:15,762 --> 00:23:18,064
Don't worry, I'll get all
The details for you later.
477
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,131
Mmm.
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