All language subtitles for (1978) Gioco Sleale

Good night, John.

Good evening, Your Excellency.

Good evening, Mrs. Russel.

Did the... Did the meeting go well?

Oh, very well, indeed.
In fact, I feel certain

now that the opera gala
will be a triumph.

Isn't that marvelous?

It's so exciting, so ecumenical, so...

Precisely. Good night, Mrs. Russel.

Good night, Your Excellency.

Great!

Perfect!

Very sharp. Thank you.

- Janice, Greg, hello.
- Hi! How are you?

- You look so lovely. Thank you.
- Thank you, Bob.

So, congratulations on your...

Cocktail?

Thank you.

See you later.

Excuse me.

There we go. My fault.
Very much my fault.

Hey! Come over here.
I want to talk to you.

Sit down.

Now, what's this
about you leaving?

I want to take a ride
along the coast,

and then I have
to get back to the city.

And don't worry, I promise
I'll be here for your wedding.

You better. I need you.

So, what's going on tonight?

Oh, nothing special.
I'm gonna go to a movie.

- By yourself?
- Yes.

Gloria, this has got to stop.

Just because you've had
one bad experience

doesn't mean that you give up.

I haven't given up.
I came to this party, didn't I?

Oh, ever since the divorce,

you lock yourself in that library
and hide behind those glasses.

Look at you.
You used to be a cheerleader.

Used to show some cleavage.

- What? Let's see some skin.
- Shake your booty.

Take some chances.
What are you playing, old Maid?

- I'm not playing anything.
- That's the trouble.

Okay. Okay. I get the message.

Sure you do. Now, take tonight.

Why don't you go out there and mingle?

Pick someone.
Oh, just a second.

She's right, you know.

What?

Nice party, a lot of chances.

Didn't anyone ever tell you
that eavesdropping is not nice?

My single worst problem
as a child.

I'll never forget my mother
and parole officer

getting together with the priest,

discussing the difficulties I'd had...

Excuse me. I've got to go.

You're gonna love this.
Hey, come on.

I'm sorry. I was just kidding around.

...I think we got off
on the wrong foot.

Yes, and it seems
to be in your mouth.

Okay, I deserve that.
Listen. It's Gloria, right?

You're a really nice girl,
and I'm a nice guy.

And you're very pretty,
with or without cleavage and...

What do you say?
Would you like to take a shower?

I don't pick up strange men.

- Well, that's your problem.
- So, why don't you try it?

You remind me I live in a shell.

Safe from the past
And doing okay.

But not very well.

No jolts, no surprises.

No crisis arises.

My life goes along As it should.

It's all very nice
But not very good.

And I'm ready.

To take a chance again.

Ready to put my love On the line.

With you.

Been living with nothing
To show for it.

You get what you get
When you go for it.

And I'm ready to take
A chance again with you.

When she left me.

In all my despair

I just held on.

My hopes were all gone.

Then I found you there.

And I'm.

Ready to take a chance again.

Ready to put my love
On the line with you.

Been living with nothing
To show for it.

You get what you get
When you go for it.

And I'm ready
To take a chance again.

Ready to put my love
On the line with you.

Been living with nothing
To show for it.

You get what you get
When you go for it.

And I'm ready
To take a chance again.

Ready to take a chance again.

With you.

With you.

La, da, da, da
When you go for it, well...

Hi. Thanks.

I'm really in a bind.
I've got to be in the city by 5:00.

- Well, I'm going...
- Thanks.

Okay.

What was wrong with your car?

- Radiator.
- Oh, too bad.

You live in the city?

Huh? Oh, yeah.

So do |I It's fun, isn't it?

Yeah.

Looks like we might
have some rain.

Of course, you never know
San Francisco weather.

One day, it's wet and foggy,

and three hours later,
it's bright sunshine.

- What's your name?
- Gloria.

That's a pretty name.

Thank you.

Mine's Bob Scott.
Everybody calls me Scotty.

Nice to meet you.

It's really nice to meet you.

It's not every day I get rescued

by a girl in a yellow convertible.

- Cigarette?
- No, thanks, I don't smoke.

Yeah. I'm trying
to give 'em up myself.

- You'll live longer.
- Yeah.

That's my plan.

Come on, Gloria. It'll be fun.

Oh, I don't know.

Look. I'll meet you
in front of the theater.

Where'd you say it was?

The Nuart on Union Street.

Come on, Gloria. Take a chance.

What have you got to lose?
I'll buy the popcorn.

Oh, all right.

But it is a retrospective, you know?

Hey, I love old movies.

Damn it. Three left.

Gloria, do me a favor.

Would you hold these for me
till this evening?

I'm trying to keep it down
to a pack a day.

Okay, if it'll help.

It will be a big help.
Believe me.

Out of sight, out of mind.

I'll just put them in your purse.

Gee, got to run.

See you at the movies.

Eight o'clock sharp.

Well, hello there.

I didn't think
you were gonna make it.

I know.
The weather's awful outside.

That's why I bought my ticket
and came on in.

Cigarettes.

Oh, I don't think
they'll let you smoke in here, Scotty.

Here, have some popcorn.
Go ahead, take it. I'm finished.

You see, the film...

Oh, well, you haven't missed much.

You see the man in the overcoat?

He's waiting for the Chinese sailor,

the one Alan Ladd
thinks kidnapped the old gypsy.

But the secretary told
the cabdriver that...

Oh, wait a minute.

There's going to be a murder.

Oh, I'm sure of it.

The police...

Contact the police.

Well, actually the cabdriver
is with the police,

except the Chinese sailor
doesn't know that.

What?

The dwarf.

Beware of the dwarf.

Gee, Scotty,

I don't think there is a dwarf
in this movie.

Scotty, are you all right?

Scotty?

Oh. Come quickly!
There's a man dead in there.

- Where?
- In there.

I'm sorry.
You'll have to see the manager.

- Where is he?
- In his office.

But I wouldn't go in there
if I were you.

- Handsome Harry...
- Are you the manager?

Yes.

Quickly, a man's been killed!

Killed? What? Where?

In there! Stop the film.
Call the police.

Fred, turn off the projector.

- Put on the house lights.
- Quickly, come with me.

Not in my theater.

Harry!

All right. Okay.

He's gone!

What the hell is this?

My date, he was right here.

Who?

My date!

He... He was right here, I swear!

Your date is the one
who's supposed to be dead?

Yes! He was sitting
right next to me.

I gave him my popcorn. Where is it?

Okay. All right, lady.
Just come with me.

All right. We'll have it on
in a minute.

You've got to believe me.

- Yeah.
- Did you see my date?

Look, we'll talk about it
in the lobby, huh?

- I believe you, really.
- Did you see my date? Did you see him?

Come on.
We'll talk in the lobby. Okay!

All right!

You tell Fred to start that projector

and bring down those house lights.

You've got to believe me!

Lady, you made a fool
out of me in there.

I saw you out front.

- You didn't have any date.
- No, he came in late.

He was all wet and bleeding.

Sylvia. Where you going, honey?

Look, I'm sorry, Harry.
Intermission's in 20 minutes,

and I got to go warm up
the wienies.

But Sylvia... Sylvia!

He said, "Beware of the dwarf."

Dwarf? Listen.

Why don't you do me and you
a great big favor?

Why don't you just go home
and sleep this whole thing off?

I don't understand. He was dead!

I don't know
what could've happened to him!

Listen.

You shouldn't go
to picture shows like this

and smoke that stuff
if it's gonna affect you

the way it does, huh?

Dingbat!

Oh, Mr. Hennesey, it's you.

Whatever happened to you, my darlin'?

You look like you've seen the dead.

I have.

In that case, come inside.
Tell me about it.

Have a nice hot cup of tea.

But it was so real.

And that warning about the murder
was so sinister.

Oh, my darling Gloria,

people just don't drop dead
in cinemas

watchin' horror movies
and whisperin',

"Look out for the elf."

It was, "Beware of the dwarf."

Well, whatever.

He was playing a prank,
that lad, that's all.

You shouldn't take it so seriously.

Well, he did act rather strangely.

Well, you see?

So you don't think
I should call the police?

The police? Whatever for?

I don't know.
I just have this strange feeling

that somebody's trying to kill me!

To kill yez?

What, you're gonna call
the police and...

And tell 'em that you have
a strange feeling?

I mean, they got killings of their own
to worry about, you know?

You're probably right.

They have killings and executions

and assassinations.

I think it's time we made
murder a four-letter word.

- Would you have a cookie?
- Okay.

- They're good!
- Aren't they?

Well, when you've been
an anthropologist

as long as I have,

you're working most
of the time in the field,

you acquire
what my old father used to call,

"Culinary expertise."

I remember in Africa, in Kenya,

I was studying the Ibutu tribe,
fascinating society.

And we could take
a leaf from their book,

if they had books.

But they did have
this wizened old witch doctor,

and his name was Kiyato.

And he was a pretty good cook.

Here, I've got a picture
of him, I'll show you.

Esme, get away
from those cookies.

Esme, get away!
Get away from that, y'hear?

Oh, poor Esme.
You frightened her.

Well, she's getting too uppity.

She steals me out
of house and home.

Don't you, you wicked girl?
Don't you?

Where was 1? Yes, the Ibutu.

This is a commendable society.

It has severe taboos on murder
and light taboos on sex.

Thank you, Mr. Hennesey,
you've been wonderful.

Well, you're my favorite tenant.

And if anything disturbs you
in the middle of the night,

you just scream!

And I'll be upstairs in a flash,
kicking ass...

Good night. I'll remember that.

Esme?

Pope Pius X!,

on the first leg of his American tour,

today addressed a special meeting

of the United Nations
General Assembly in New York.

Stressing the urgency
of world peace

and international harmony,
the smiling 72-year-old pontiff

received a warm reception,
with the UN delegates

frequently breaking
into spontaneous applause

during his speech.

New York is the first of five stops

for His Holiness in this country.

He'll meet with the President
and congressional leaders

♪ tomorrow in the nation's capital, ♪

then travel to Chicago
and Los Angeles,

with a final stop
here in San Francisco

before flying on to Japan.

Vice President Abernathy
arrives in Guam tonight,

ready to begin talks tomorrow

with foreign ministers
of the now-defunct SEATO pact.

The purpose of the new meetings

is to establish a new framework
within which...

- Want to have lunch today?
- Yeah.

- Listen. I got a lot to tell you.
- Oh, yeah?

- What?
- I'll tell you at lunch.

Really, Gloria.

You know the percentage of rapes
from hitchhikers?

Have you any idea?

- No.
- Plenty.

And look at you with no protection.

Well, he didn't seem to be after sex.

Rape is not an act of sex.
Rape is an act of violence.

Remember that.

Suppose that guy attacked you

instead of pulling that weird stunt
in the theater, huh?

What would you have done?

I would've hit him
with my umbrella.

Talk about ancient.

Really, honey. You got
to drag yourself into the '70s.

You got to get some merchandise.

You see this?

It's called, "The Screamer."

They make a grab for your tits,
you just flick the switch.

Then you got your mace...

Zap!

Right in the face.

And finally, for infighting,

the punch of power. Crunch!

Right in the nuts.

You certainly are prepared!

Nobody's gonna mess with Stella,

unless Stella wants to be messed.

I don't know all this stuff.

Gloria, sweetheart,
we live in a violent society,

weirdos all around.
Get them before they get you.

- Good night, Mrs. Monk.
- Oh, good night.

- Taking your work home with you?
- Oh, yes.

I'm onto a fascinating sleuth.

You know, research is so exciting.

- Well, you're the best. Good night.
- Oh.

Well, good night.

Oh, by the way, Gloria.
I almost forgot.

While you were out to lunch,
someone was enquiring for you.

He said he knew your pastor

and would get in touch with you later.

A nice little man.

You know, a dwarf.

Well, good night again.

Oh. Oh, you frightened me.

I thought you were a dwarf.

You gave me quite a shock.

The library is closed.
Didn't you hear the bell?

Oh, well, doesn't matter.

Anyway, I've already
locked the front.

You can go out the back
with me if you want,

but I just have a few things
to do before...

That way!

At the Copa, Copacabana.

Music and passion
Were always the fashion.

At the Copa.

Don't fall in love.

Don't fall in love.

- Take me home.
- What?

Take me home, please!

Sure.

My place or... Or yours?

Which is closer?

Well, I...

I have a little pad
just around the corner.

Perfect.

Do you mind if I finish my drink?

Oh, no, please!

Do you have to?

No. No, I don't have to.

- Miss...
- Mundy, Gloria Mundy.

Moria Glum... Glom...

Can we go out the back way?

The back way.

Fine with me, Gloria.
Anything you say.

My name is Stanley Tibbets.

Do you go to these bars often, Gloria?

I mean, not that there is
anything wrong with that.

I mean, human desire...
Oh, it's a fascinating thing.

I mean, take me for instance.
I... I have an interesting job.

...I work for the city,

but every now and then, whoosh!

Couldn't we walk just a little faster?

Oh, you seem to be in a hurry.

- It's just that I...
- Not that I object. I mean, God.

Any man would love a woman
who lays it on the line.

Take, for instance,
the average woman...

It takes two weeks of dinners
before you even

get to first base.
I mean, I've been in America

- for two years and the women here...
- Mr. Tibbets, please!

Oh, call me Stanley.

Here it is. My own little beaver trap.

Don't turn the lights on just yet.

I'll go and close the curtains.

Oh, sure thing, baby.

Anything you say.

How's that?

Oh, listen.
I don't want you to think

that I'm acting too strangely,
but I had to...

No! No. No. No. No.
I understand.

Make yourself comfortable.

Oh, thank you.

- Let me get you a drink.
- That would be nice. Thank you.

What would you like?

I've got it all!

I don't know.

Leave it to me.

I know just the thing
for your mood.

How about that music?

Fine.

Great beat.

Yes.

Hidden speakers! Quadraphonic.

- Really?
- Yeah. I got it all.

And now, it's all right
That's okay.

And you may look The other way.

We can try to understand.

The New York Times'
Effect on man.

Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother.

"You're eta yin" alive
Sta yin' alive.

Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin'

And we're eta yin' alive
Sta yin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha
Sta yin' alive, eta yin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha.

Sta yin' alive.

Oh, you won't.

Well, now I get low
And I get high.

And if I can't get either
I really try

I got the wings
Of heaven on my shoes

I'm a dancin' man
And I just can't lose.

You know, it's all right...

Here we are, Foxy Loxy.

- Gloria.
- Gloria!

To understand.

The New York Times'
Effect on man.

Tastes like Tabasco.

It's called "Spanish Fly."

Well, I've never had it before.
Well, I know a few people...

...in Spain.

Sta yin' alive Sta yin' alive...

What about that then?

- Look, Mr. Tibb...
- Stanley.

Stanley, I hope you don't mind
that I stay here just a moment.

- Oh, no. No.
- I just want to make sure...

No need for explanations.

Listen. As you say over here...

You're put on this world
to do your thing.

I'm put on this world
to do my thing.

And if, perchance, our things...

do...

meet...

that's... that's groovy.

I just want to look
out the window.

Fine. Fine.

Do you mind
if I make myself comfortable?

Huh? No.

No!

And you may look the other way.

We can try to understand.

The New York Times'
Effect on man.

Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother.

"You're eta yin" alive
Sta yin' alive.

Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin'

And we're eta yin' alive
Sta yin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha
Sta yin' alive, eta yin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha.

Sta yin' alive.

Oh, we won't.

Well, now I get low
And I get high.

And if I can't get either
I really try.

Got the wings of heaven
On my shoes

I'm a dancin' man
And I just can't lose.

You know, it's all right
It's okay

I'll live to see another day.

We can try to understand.

The New York Times'
Effect on man.

Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother.

"You're eta yin" alive
Sta yin' alive.

Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin'

Do you have any binoculars?

What's that, binoculars?

Are you into that, too?
Me as well.

I read about it in Penthouse.
Just a second.

Staying' alive.

Here you are, sweet thing.

- Thank you.
- Anything you want, doll-face.

I've got it all.

Life goin' nowhere.

Somebody help me, yeah.

Sta yin' alive.

Well, you can tell
By the way I use my walk

I'm a woman's man
No time for talk.

Music loud and women warm

I've been kicked around
Since I was born.

And now, it's all right
It's okay.

And you may look The other way.

We can try to understand.

The New York Times'
Effect on man.

Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother.

"You're eta yin" alive
Sta yin' alive.

Feel the city breakin'
And everybody shakin'

And we're eta yin' alive
Sta yin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha
Sta yin' alive, eta yin' alive.

Ah, ha, ha, ha.

Sta yin' alive.

♪ Okay, Gloria!
What are we waiting for? ♪

Oh! My God!

What's the matter, baby?

Well, what is this?
What are you doing?

Why are you undressed?

I don't believe it!
Did you think that I...

Didn't you want to...

Stanley, really!

Where did you get the idea?

It's just a bit of fun, you know, a...
A few laughs.

What's this on the wall?

That is nothing.

It's a... A training film.
It's purely educational.

- What's over here?
- Oh, God.

- Oh, my God!
- Oh. No.

You... Where did you
find all this stuff?

I'm sorry,
I don't do this very often.

I never knew
there was such diversity.

Please, come back...

It's amazing. Just...
Just amazing.

I got this from my nieces.

- Oh. Here, here, here.
- No, I... I borrowed it

- for a party.
- Let me do that for you.

Maybe I should call you a cab.

Yes, please.

Mr. Hennesey?

...scenes such as this prostitute

soliciting business
on a downtown street

need to be eliminated.

A move to redevelop
the city's downtown district...

Little Sal Sanchez,

once arrested as a principal suspect

in the shotgun slaying
of a local union official,

has been convicted on six counts

of federal tax evasion...

Formal sentencing
will be in two weeks.

It is expected he will be
given the maximum penalty.

Continuing on his international
goodwill tour,

Pope Pius Xill
arrived today in Washington

for an informal visit
with the President.

The two talked
for more than an hour,

after which the Pontiff
was honored at a huge.

White House reception

attended by what appeared to be

nearly every major dignitary
in the nation's capital...

...world peace
and universal brotherhood.

Next up, the Vice President's
arrival in San Francisco.

But first, this message.

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.

Oh, what a relief it is.

Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.

Oh, what a relief it is.

Over here?

Where is it?

- Where is it?
- What?

Lady, I don't want any trouble.

Just give me
what Scott gave you yesterday.

But he gave me nothing.

What did he give you in the car?

I swear he gave me nothing
except a pack of cigarettes.

- Where are they?
- In my purse.

Where's your purse?

Where?

Over there on the couch.

Okay. Stay.

No!

Hello? Police?

Oh, something terrible's happened.

What? A murder.
I want to report a murder.

Oh, all right, but hurry!

Hello? Yes.

A man broke into my apartment,
and I think I've killed him!

No. No.

It happened just now.

Just now. I... I came home,
and he was here.

What? What?

Oh. All right, I'll hold on,
but hurry!

Gloria Mundy.

Four thirty, Vallejo,
second floor apartment.

Please come right away...

Oh, no.

No. No.

Hello. How you feeling?

You. What are you doing here?

They're from the police.
Are you all right

I'm Inspector Ferguson, ma'am,

and this is my sometime-partner,
Lieutenant Carlson.

They said you called about a murder.

I had to break the lock.

The body! Where's the body?

What body?

The dead body!

It was right there.
Didn't you see it?

Who?

And the phone.

And the window.

Oh, my God. It happened again.

What's happened again?

Just like last night.
Just like in the movie theater.

What?

The dead body. It's gone. It vanished.

Well, maybe it was embarrassed.

Come on in here.

I think you better sit down.

But you don't understand.

- The body's disappeared.
- Yeah, whose body was it?

I don't know. A man with a scar.
He tried to murder me,

but I stabbed him with the needles.

Oh. Narcotics, huh?

No. Knitting.

And... Oh, he put 'em
back in the basket.

And the poker, too.
Or... Or... Or did you do that?

Hey, relax.

All we did was get
an emergency call on a homicide.

We got here, broke in the door
with your landlord,

and found you unconscious
on the kitchen floor.

- I carried you to the couch...
- You carried me?

- Yes.
- Thank you.

You're welcome. And you woke up

insisting that there is a dead body
around here.

Look, I know it sounds strange,

but somebody cleaned the place up.

And took away the dead body?

Right!

Wait a minute!

I've got it.
It must have been the albino.

Who's the albino?

He's the one who killed the man
with the scar.

You said you killed
the man with the scar.

I did, except he killed him
after I killed him.

See, I didn't really kill him.

I just stabbed him
with the needles.

Right after he heard the cuckoo.

Oh, you don't believe me, do you?

But it's true. It really happened.

You believe me,
don't you, Mr. Hennesey?

My, darlin', if you believe I,
I believe it.

There's some
very mixed-up people out there.

They're puny spirits
with small minds.

Like that man told you
in the movies last night,

"Beware of the midgets.
They're taking over the world."

Mr. Hennesey, he didn't.
He said, "Beware of the dwarf!"

The dwarf?

Well, whatever.

Now, you're not to worry
about anything.

I'm here to make sure
that you're safe. In fact,

I'm going to put a brand-new lock

on this door right now.
A big one. Yeah.

Oh, he doesn't believe me.

He thinks I've been dreaming
or something.

Don't be silly.

Gloria...

Did you drop acid
a little earlier tonight?

No! No, you don't understand.

A man tried to kill me here tonight!

The albino.

- No! No!
- The man with the scar?

Yes!

See, the albino
tried to kill me earlier,

but I smashed him
with my umbrella.

Your umbrella?

I'd never met
the man with the scar before.

Unless he's the one

that was driving
that black limousine.

Why... Why did he want to kill you?

- Who?
- The man with the scar.

I'm not sure, but I think it was
because of the cigarettes.

- He wanted a cigarette or...
- No, he wanted the whole pack!

Kinda greedy.

The albino must have wanted
the cigarettes, too.

So he killed the man
with the scar to get them.

Right.

And I'll bet he's the one
who killed Scotty.

- Scotty?
- Who's Scotty?

Look, Gloria...

I know you've been through
something here tonight,

real or imagined,

but I just wanna bring you
down to earth a bit.

You've got to see
how absurd this whole thing is.

We have no dead body.

There's been no sign of violence.

Our suspects are albinos
and chain smokers?

Wait a minute! I've got it.

The albino is working for the dwarf.

Oh, I'll tell you.

I've been on some dumb calls
in my time, but this one tops them.

Where did you meet
this ding-dong, anyway?

Hey, what's all that stuff
about having her for lunch

down at the station house tomorrow?

You're not even supposed to be
riding around with me.

It's fate, Fergie. Kismet.

Kismet. My ass.

- Listen, this girl is weird, Tony.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But she's got the prettiest green eyes
I've ever seen.

Hey, they're blue.

And behind those blue eyes
is a fruitcake

with a homicidal umbrella.

- Wait a minute.
- What?

You are the one with the prettiest
green eyes I've ever seen.

- Will you cut that out?
- I hate it when you do that.

- Don't do that anymore, all right?
- Let's go, beautiful.

Gloria. I don't believe you.

How can you be so gullible?

You have got albinos chasing you
down the street,

prowlers breaking
into your apartment.

Don't you see?

They're only after one thing.
They wanna get into your pants.

I don't think so.

And now you have
this cop inviting you

down to the station house
on your lunch hour.

You think he's not gonna try
for a little nooky?

He's really nice.

Gloria, I'm your friend, right?

Right.

And I wouldn't steer you wrong,
would 1?

No.

Take these.

Without them,
you are a walking light bulb

waiting to be screwed.

Let's see. One, two, five, six.

Six.

They used to have
the most beautiful

dude ranch near Phoenix.

"Happy Trails" I think they called it.

Of course, this was before the war.

Here we are, with a 13

and a double-word score.
That means 26.

Twenty-six.

Ever see that Arizona Highways?

Oh, it is the most
beautiful magazine, isn't it?

Let me see now.

One, two, seven, eight, nine,
ten, 11, four, 15.

Such lovely pictures.

I wonder if they still put it out.

Why, I see them now and again
at the library...

And here we go.

Eight, nine, ten, 11,
and double that.

Wait, now 15, we have 26.
And double is 52.

Wait, Elsie. I think you're wrong.

I think you spell
that word with a hyphen.

Really?

I was just taking a shot.

There she is!

Oh, no.

Oh, yes. They tried again.

Gloria, just sit back
and enjoy the fire.

I'm pouring you a nice warm
albino martini.

Here you go.
Drink this, and it's off to bed.

You should have been a doctor.

Okay, we'll play whatever you like.

- Mind if I smoke?
- No, go right ahead.

You know, it's funny.
My father was a doctor.

- He wanted me to be one, too.
- What happened?

Well, I went to medical school.
It was tough.

All those books.

Then I joined the paramedics.
That was tougher.

Besides...

I always had a yearning
for the criminal life.

But you're a cop.

Same difference.

How's the milk?

It's great.

Lieutenant.

- Tony.
- I don't understand.

Last night, you didn't believe
the story I told you, did you?

I believed that you believed it.

What about tonight?
Did you believe I was kidnapped?

I... know the address
of the building they held me in.

- It seems that...
- Look.

I promise I'll check that out
first thing in the morning.

And the license plate
of the black limousine.

- 121 TCE.
- Got it.

- Tony, I'm not lying.
- No one thinks you are.

Why would anybody
want to kill me?

Hey.

Come on.

You're safe here.

I checked all the windows
and the doors, everything.

You trust me, don't you?

Here. Finish your milk.

Good girl.

Full?

- Feel better, don't you?
- Yes.

I'll call you tomorrow.

I'm not working tomorrow. I'm home.

Fine.

Would you like me to
carry you to your bedroom?

No, thanks, I can walk.

Okay. Then I'm gonna take off.

Don't worry, Glory.

If there really is somebody
out there trying to Kill you,

I promise you,
we'll find out who and why.

Well, the room checks out.
Nobody up there.

Landlord said
it's been empty for months.

It's rented on a yearly basis
to a guy called...

Stiltskin.

Stiltskin.

I've heard that name
somewhere before.

Oh, no.

I thought when you
were suspended

- I'd have a three-week vacation.
- I was framed.

You're lucky
you've still got your badge.

Arresting the mayor for speeding
and then cuffing him.

Are you out of your mind?

I'm telling you,
he was wearing eye makeup.

Get out of here.

Hey, listen, this is serious.

What was that story,
it wasn't too long ago,

about a guy named Stiltskin?

You been talking to Donohue?

No. Why?

You know this guy?

Yeah, I've seen him around.
Works undercover, right?

He did. His name's Bob Scott.

We just fished his body
out of the bay.

Scotty.

Yeah. He was working on a tip
that a major assassination

is gonna take place
here in the city Thursday night.

Tomorrow night.

Biggest hitman west of Chicago
has been hired for the job.

His name is Stiltskin.

Rupert Stiltskin.

Stiltskin?

Yeah. Alias "The dwarf."

Holy shit.

Oh, no. He's nice. Really.

He brought me home
last night, and...

And then he had the police
bring my car back this morning.

Who is it?

Special delivery.

Just a second, Stella,
somebody's at the door.

- Miss Mundy?
- Yes.

Just a moment.

Hiya, toots!

I've been looking forward
to this meeting for some time.

You... You're a dwarf.

True, true.

J.J. MacKuen's my name,
and life's my game.

Not life insurance,
but life everlasting.

Interested?

- Oh, my God!
- Sure you are.

Please. If I'm gonna do this right,

I've got to have
your undivided attention.

She'll call you right back.

You... You're the dwarf.

Well, actually, we prefer
to be called "little people."

It was you who was asking
for me at the library.

True, true, but unfortunately,
our paths didn't cross.

No matter.

Today I have brought with me
a little present

that my employer
wants you to have.

And all that is required of you

is to consider the possibility
of coming closer to God.

Keep away from me!

Miss Mundy.
Why take this attitude?

I... I'm merely a salesman
of the divine word.

Look upon me as an instrument

who will release you
from the worries of the world,

and bring you the promise
of eternal rest.

Keep away from me.

Miss Mundy.

Do you believe in life after death?

Wait... Listen to me now!

Somebody help me!

Stop this thing!

Oh, my goodness!

Gloria!

- Tony!
- Gloria, what are you doing?

Did you see him?
That was him!

That was the dwarf!
That's who Scotty told me about!

He tried to kill me!

Oh, I knew he was out to get...

"New American Bible.
The translation you can believe in."

"J.J. MacKuen."

Oh, he was a Bible salesman?

You mean I...

That's right, honey.

You have attacked an innocent dwarf.

Mr. MacKuen?

It's Gloria Mundy.

Who?

Remember me?

You came to see me this morning?

How are you feeling?

So-so.

Thanks for the flowers.

Oh, that's all right.

My pleasure.

Here, I bought you some more.

I felt it was the least I could do.

I'm awfully sorry.

Well, I... I was thinking
of leaving the job anyway.

Oh, really?

Yeah. I...
I never should have taken it.

I... ... I'm too pushy.

I annoy people.
That's my personality,

and you can't move merchandise
like that anymore.

They... They looked like
lovely Bibles to me.

Oh, they're top quality.
It's me that's no good.

...I come off too strong.

Well, you did give me quite a shock.

You don't have to apologize.

I'm a putz.

Oh, no, Mr. MacKuen. I...

I think you're being
a little hard on yourself.

Well, maybe everything
will turn out for the best.

Really?

I always feel that you can see
a positive side to everything.

Yeah. I was thinking of opening up
a gas station in the desert.

I think you helped me
make up my mind.

I'm so glad I could help.

Oh, no!

Oh, I'm sorry. I...

I was just gonna kill a fly.

I'm sorry.

Well, I guess I better be going.

Okay.

I'll come back tomorrow after work.

No, no!

I... I... I'm sure I'm gonna be
out of here by tomorrow!

All right.

Well, it was nice meeting you again.

Bye.

Oh, that poor little man.

To think that I was responsible,
that I was capable...

And all that violence
is within me.

Yeah, I know.

And lucky for him,
you didn't have your umbrella.

Come on, let's go.

Tony's waiting for you at the station.

Gloria, I need your help.

Somebody's gonna be
murdered tomorrow night,

and we got to prevent it.

I want you to take a look
at something.

Do you recognize these people?

That's the man with the scar.

- Right.
- That's the albino.

Right. His name is Whitey Jackson.

I don't know.

That's Rupert Stiltskin,
alias "The Dwarf."

He's the head
of the assassination team.

Scarf ace wanted
to double-cross his buddies

and gave Scotty some evidence
about tomorrow's job.

They found out about it,
killed Scotty.

Scarf ace wanted to protect himself,

tried to get the evidence back.

But they were onto him.
They killed him.

So the evidence
was in the cigarette package

- that Scotty gave me.
- Right.

Well, but they took
the cigarette pack

- when they took Scarf ace's body.
- Right.

Then what do they still want me for?

I don't know, but they do,

and that's why I've been
assigned to protect you.

You have?

Well, what does that entail?

The usual.

We move into your house,

set up a round-the-clock surveillance,

and send out for pizza.

I traced the number
on that black limousine.

Great!

- What is it?
- You're not gonna like it.

It's registered to the archbishop
of San Francisco.

Fancy layout.

- Yes?
- Lieutenant Carlson, ma'am.

Is Archbishop Thorncrest in?

I just want to ask him
a couple of questions.

Certainly.

Won't you please come in?

That's right.

We really expect
almost everyone to be seated

when the motorcade arrives.

Of course. Exactly.

Well, thank you.
And thank you so much for calling.

Good-bye.

Good afternoon.

Good afternoon.
I'm sorry to bother you.

I'm Lieutenant Carlson.
This is Inspector Ferguson.

This is Ms. Mundy.

Very happy to meet you.
Please sit down.

Now, what is it I can do for you?

We're investigating
a black limousine...

Oh, you found the car. Good news.

Did you catch that rascal Turk?

- Who?
- Turk Farnham.

The man who stole the car.

Don't tell me he got away.

Well, we've had no report
that the car was stolen.

No report? But yesterday |I...

- Ms. Casswell.
- I'm sorry, Your Excellency.

I thought I'd give him
one more day to come back.

- After all, he's such a...
- Really, Ms. Casswell.

The car has been gone two days.

Now, I think somewhere
we have to draw the line

on Christian charity.

Could you describe this Turk?

Large. Heavyset.

Bald?

Yes. He came to us
as a chauffeur about...

When was it, three months ago?

Yes.

From St. Damian's halfway house.

You see, he's an ex-convict.

We'd have a file on him.

- What's his present address?
- He lived above the garage.

Ms. Casswell, why don't you show
the Lieutenant Turk's quarters?

Maybe they'll come up
with something.

Yes, Your Excellency.
Would you come this way, please?

Ms. Casswell,
then come right back here.

I want to have a word with you.

He was such a nice man.

A little simple, perhaps,

but then,
he had very little education.

You see, no one
was ever kind to him.

Throughout his whole life,

no one had ever given him a chance.

There's nothing around here, Tony.

Okay.

Ms. Casswell,
does the name Stiltskin

- mean anything to you?
- No.

How about Whitey Jackson?

Is he that football player

that wears the pantyhose
on television?

No.

Well?

Now the shit has really hit the fan.

Oh, Stella. He's not like that at all.

I like him.

How does he feel about you?

I think he likes me.

That's okay. If they say,
"I like you," it's not so bad.

It's when they say, "I love you"
that you gotta watch out.

Listen, I have to go.

Just have Mrs. Monk
see what she can come up with.

They've never heard of it
around here.

Okay, Gloria. Be careful.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Mrs. Monk, what do you know

about the "Tax the Churches League?"

Well, I'm calling it a day.

Any more news on Turk?

We've checked everything on his file.

All known associates,
places he frequents. Clubs, bars.

Nothing so far.

Well, I just asked my girlfriend
at the library

to find out about
the Tax the Churches League.

That's a funny group
for Turk to belong to.

Hey. I play detective.
You play lady in distress.

Hey, wait a minute.
It's my ass they're after.

I'm sorry. You're right.

That was a stupid, glib,

chauvinist remark, and I apologize.

It is your ass they're after,

and it's my job to see to it
that I get there first.

What do you say to

two juicy steaks
and a bottle of wine?

Well, you could start
by saying "Hello."

I'm gonna take you home.

Okay, Fergie.

Listen, if anything should come up,
you know where to get a hold of me.

Right. Good night.

Hey, this is the way to the bridge.

I thought you said
you were gonna take me home.

I did.

My home.

You're really full of surprises.

I never met anybody who ever lived
on a houseboat before.

It's fantastic.

Well, my brother built it,

and when he got married,
I moved in.

It's so beautiful here.

Yeah. On a clear day
you can see Alcatraz.

How nice.

Be careful here.
It's very slippery at night

- on the gangplank.
- Okay.

- Hold on to something.
- Okay.

You okay?

Nice fire.

I just turned on the switch.

- Come here.
- Hey.

Hi, little one.

- Hi, little dog.
- Hey, Chaucer, what do you think?

Play your cards right,

and she'll take you out
for a seagull dinner.

Yeah.

Chaucer and I,
we've been getting along just great.

- Yeah. He likes you.
- He told me all about Monica.

How do you know about Monica?

I think this is for you.

What is that?

"Darling, you are out of eggs
and cottage cheese."

"I'll pick them up tomorrow.
Love, Monica."

Oh, that Monica.

She's my maid.

She sounds very efficient.

She's terrific.

She comes in twice a week
and really clears the decks.

Trims the sails?

Blows the pipes.

How long has she been
doing all this?

Well, she won't be back.

Monica drowned this morning, and...

Just like that, huh?

Yeah. I think we both knew
it was coming,

and it was kind of sad
for both of us.

Good shot.

How about a joint?

No, thanks.

You sure?
You know what they say.

Cops have the best dope.

No, I don't do that anymore.

I don't think it's necessary.

Right.

Just testing.

Never touch it myself.

Not me. Nope.

You're funny.

And you have the prettiest green eyes
I've ever seen.

They're blue. Drink your milk.

So, goon.

What happened after the divorce?

Nothing. I went back
to the library to work and...

I guess I did become
kind of a hermit.

My girlfriend Sally,

she's getting married on Saturday.

Oh, you know her.
The one at the... the party.

Oh, yeah.
The one that kept telling you

to start taking chances.

Right. Look what happens.

Well, it didn't work out so bad.

- I almost got killed!
- Well, yeah,

but you met some
pretty interesting people.

True.

I guess you can't trust
first impressions.

What does that mean?

Well, when I first met you,

I thought you were a bore.

Yeah?

What about before that?

Before that?

Yeah. When you first saw me.

I thought you were a klutz.

What about before that?

- Before...
- Yeah.

When you very first laid eyes on me.

What were you thinking?

I thought you...

I thought you had a nice smile.

You did?

What else?

I...

I thought you were cute.

What else?

What did you think of me
when you first met me?

When you first laid eyes on me?

I thought...

I thought you had a nice smile.

What else?

I thought you were cute.

Extremely cute.

What else?

I thought it'd be nice to kiss you.

- Me?
- Yeah. You.

- Me, too.
- You did?

Then? Right then?

I thought it would
be nice to kiss you.

See?

You should always trust
your first impressions.

You know something?

I'm really glad that you were assigned
to protect me.

I do my job pretty well.

You do your job very well.

Thank you.

Hey, Chaucer.

How you doing?

That's a boy.
Go on. Go make breakfast.

Good morning.

Good morning.

You look very pretty.

Come here.

I could get used to this.

Me, too.

Yello.

Hi, Fergie.

What?

All right. Tell Coleman
I'll be there right away.

Listen. You meet me at Gloria's.

I want you to stay with her all day.

Right. Bye.

Come on. I'm taking you home.

- I have to go to work today.
- No, you're not.

Fergie's coming over.
He's gonna stay with you all day.

We may have a lead.
I think they got Scarf ace.

What's happening?

- Recognize the corpse?
- Scarf ace?

Yeah, we found him over there.

An early morning fisherman
spotted him.

- Anything on the body?
- Nothing.

I guess it's back to basics.

Search the area,
try to find some witnesses, huh?

Nah, Morgan's on that.

I don't mind tellin' you, Tony,
that this one's got me scared.

An assassination's
gonna take place tonight,

and we're diggin' up
nothin' on nothin'.

I know.

There's gotta be somethin' somewhere.

What is it? What's the clue?

What have we overlooked?

I thought Sergeant Ferguson
was supposed to be here.

- He was.
- Well, why isn't... Esme?

Esme?

Come on.

I'm gonna get you out of here.

How about that, huh?

How'd you like to take
a little bath?

Would you like that?

How'd you like a little
soak in the bathtub?

Well, what do you think?

Oh, my darlin', my dear.

I never had me a daughter,

but if I did, I'd want her to be you.

Oh, Mr. Hennesey, that's sweet.

Well, this is
my bridesmaids dress.

And look, I just do that...

And goodbye, bridesmaids,

and I'm ready for a night out
on the town.

I think I'd rather see you as a bride.

Yeah, I'm workin' on it.

Oh. Take a little swim.

Hello?

Fergie.

Yes, if Tony wants me to,
I'll be there.

What's the address?

If it's that important,
I'll come right away.

What? Bring my umbrella?
But it's beautiful outside.

Hello? Hello?

He hung up.

I wasn't trying anything.

I just told her what you told me
to tell her.

Watch your mouth. Watch it!

Hello?

Anybody here?

Tony?

Fergie?

Run, Gloria! It's a trap!

Let go of me.

She got away.

Oh, goddamn it.

Get her!

- Hello, there. Can I help you?
- In just a minute.

We're havin' a special today,
a rub in a whirlpool.

No, no, listen.

So why don't you get one free?

Excuse me. This'll just take a second.

Take your time, pussy pie.

We've got all day
for an afternoon's delight.

I feel the Earth, ooh.

Move, oh, under my feet

I feel the sky tumbling down
A-tumbling down

I just-a lose control oh, oh.

Oh, sing it, Stanley, baby.

Down to my very soul oh, oh

I Just...

Oh, my God, it's you!

Why?

Why are you following me? Why?
What have I ever done to you?

Stanley! What are you doing here?

Never mind.

- You've gotta help me.
- Oh, please.

Please don't tell anybody
you saw me here.

It's my first time, I swear!

- I'll never do it again. I promise.
- Be quiet.

What's so bad, anyway?

I didn't do anything.

I never do anything.

Stanley, listen to me.
You've gotta help me.

Help you?
I don't know this place.

But it's a matter of life and death.

It's very important.

What do you want me to do?

Hey, give me that.

There's a phone out by the pool.

Go out there and call the police.

The police?

Oh, my God, the police?

Yes, tell them to get here right away.

Tell them to raid the place.

A raid?

You want me to go
and call for a raid?

Are you crazy?

Do you know
what they would do to me?

There's the headlines!

Listen, many lives are in danger,

my life, your life.

There are men out there
who are killers.

What? But why me? I don't...
They don't know me!

I'm not even using my real name.

Take this dime.
Now get out there and call the police.

You don't have to be here
when they get here.

Now, go on, go on.

- I'll keep an eye on your clothes.
- But I can't do it.

God.

I gotta do it again.

Hello.

Yeah, well...

Yeah, I'd like to say...

Could you get me the police?

Help!

It's a matter of life and death...

Tell Tony Carlson! Tell Lieutenant...

Hey! What... What?

Don't I know you?

Oh, this is what you want...

Thank you very much.

- Anything from the FBI?
- No, nothing.

How about the CII?

Nothing, nothing.

Nothing on nothing.
This is just great.

Are you Tony Carlson,

- the cop friend of Gloria's?
- Yes.

Well, we found this file
at the library

on the Tax the Churches League.

I thought I would bring it over.
It has some pictures there,

- and Gloria felt maybe it would help.
- Wait a minute.

This is Ms. Casswell.

No, I think that's Delia Darrow.

It says there
that she and her husband

founded the league and then,
in 1963, were sent to prison.

They tried to kidnap
the Reverend Billy Graham.

Where's Gloria?

Dickinson, find out everything you can
on this Delia Darrow.

Right.

Really, I...
I don't know what happened.

I wasn't doing anything. Really!

Look, I... I've never been
to one of those places before.

I thought it was a health club!

- What weirdos!
- Look, thanks for coming by.

It's the first real lead
we've had today.

I will tell Gloria.
She's back at the house.

No, she's not.

I spoke with her landlord.

He said that she left
this morning to meet you.

What are you talking about?

That's what he told me.

I expected to see her
down here. Hey...

Where you goin'?

I didn't know
what sort of place it was!

Yeah.

I... Of course, I paid the money,
but I wanted a massage.

I had this bad back.

I've got this pain up and down here.

- All I wanted was a little...
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Watch those hands, buster.

Oh, God. God!

Didn't you get the address?

No, she just said Fergie called
and told her to meet you.

Come to think of it,
she was a little puzzled

when he told her
to bring her umbrella.

Damn it!
I should have stayed with her.

Do you think she's been kidnapped
by this fella Stiltskin?

I'm sure of it. But I think
I know where to begin looking.

Wait! If Gloria's in trouble,
I'm goin' with ya.

No way. I can't be responsible
for your safety, too.

Watch.

Oh, shit.

Black belt, 1945.

Okay, but hurry up.
We haven't got much time.

- We've got to get to the archbishop's.
- Esme, you be a good...

Esme! How many times
have I told you,

do not eat the cigarettes!

Come on, let's go.

Right. Do you think
Gloria's at the archbishop's?

I wouldn't be surprised.

Hello, Turk.
I've been lookin' for you.

Sir?

- Very impressive.
- Jungle training.

Drag him in the bushes.
Meet me around back.

Fergie.

What's that?

Must be that idiot Turk.

God knows what's keeping him.
We're late as it is.

- You all right?
- Tony?

Tony, you gotta...
You gotta stop 'em.

- What?
- Stiltskin was hired to kill the Pope.

- The Pope?
- At the opera, tonight...

Before the reception.

And the archbishop, too?

That's not the archbishop.
They killed him.

That's his twin brother.

His twin brother?

- What about Gloria? Where is she?
- They got her upstairs.

I'm all right. Go on.

Don't move, Lieutenant.
Drop the gun, or I'll shoot.

I don't get this. Stiltskin's dead.

The police know all about you.

There's no way
for your plan to work now.

They may know
about Delia Darrow,

and they may find out
about Charlie here,

but the plan is still gonna work.

The statement will be made.

Don't you think we should
get out of here?

Turk's disappeared.
What are we waiting around for?

All in good time, Charlie.

It's only 6:45.

The quarry is just entering the trap.

You see, Lieutenant,

your relentless pursuit forced us

to come up with a contingency plan.

It is foolproof.

If by the end of the first act

the Pope has not yet
been dispatched,

Whitey Jackson will open fire
from the organ bay.

He will also fire if the Pope
unexpectedly leaves his seat,

or if the police arrive
in the auditorium.

But why Kill the Pope?
He means nothing to you.

He is a symbol,

a symbol of the vast wealth

and corporate power
of the world's churches.

Like my dear dead brother.

Always the good one.

Hiding behind the skirts of this sham

called organized religion,

whose sole aim
is to rob true spirituality

of its life.

And perpetuate
an implacable authority.

Shut up, Charlie.
Don't excite yourself.

My brother...

Is this a stable?

Or is it a palace
for the prince of the church?

In the past, people rose up
and slaughtered their kings.

Tonight's the beginning
of a revolution long overdue!

Ten years ago,

we attempted a peaceful campaign
for the taxation

of these billion-dollar corporations,

but they support
the economic system,

and so the economic
system supported them.

We were attacked, laughed at,
and finally, imprisoned.

But it was there,
in those hellholes,

where the mind is bound
and the spirit is shackled,

that we realized

that the single, most effective way

to bring about radical change

is the historically
proven path of violence.

Oh! Oh, Mr. Hennesey.

She was one tough old mama.

Come on.
We gotta get to the opera house.

But the opera house
is clear across town,

and it's already past 7:00.

The opera must have already started.

If you want to know Who we are.

We are gentlemen of Japan.

On many a vase and jar.

On many a screen and fan.

We figure in lively paint.

♪ Our attitude's Queer and quaint. ♪

Call Coleman. Tell him to have
all the units in the vicinity

meet me outside the opera house.

On no account are they to take
any action until I arrive.

- Take care of Fergie.
- You might need this.

It's 7:15. We'll never make it.

We'll make it. Come on.

Tony, this is a one-way street!

Son of a bitch.

And all is right As right can be.

Right as right.

Can be.

This stern decree
You'll understand.

Caused great dismay
Throughout the land.

For young and old
And shy and bold.

Were equally affected.

The youth who winked
A roving eye.

Or breathed A non-connubial sigh.

Was thereupon Condemned to die.

He usually objected Objected.

Objected.

He usually objected.

Jeez!

- Look out!
- Watch out!

Luigi!

Are you all right?

- I'm okay.
- Okay, come on. Let's get out of here.

Are you crazy?

It's okay. Nobody's hurt.

- You crazy?
- It's an emergency.

- I'm a police officer.
- My little Luigi!

You break my restaurant!

- Are you crazy?
- Don't worry.

Please. Enjoy your dinner.

There's nothing to worry about.

I am a police officer.
It is an emergency.

- Nin capisco, police officer.
- Get back to the telephone.

It's a very large order. Big order.

- Large order.
- They break my restaurant.

Hey, you! Look, I'm a police officer.

I gotta get to the opera house,
and you gotta drive me.

- Far out!
- Great. Yeah.

Get in the truck, Gloria.

It's a life and death situation.
Move over, buddy.

And everything Is quite correct.

All is quite.

Correct.

And so we straight
Let out on bail.

A convict from The county jail.

Whose head was next
On some pretext.

Condemned to be mown off.

And made him headsman
For we said.

Who's next to be decapitated.

Cannot cut off Another's head.

Until he's cut his own off.

His own off, his own off.

Far out.

Far out.

Three little maids
From school are we.

Pert as a schoolgirl Well can be.

Filled to the brim
With girlish glee.

Three little maids From school.

Everything Is a source of fun.

Nobody's safe
For we care for none.

Life is a joke That's just begun.

Far out.

Far out.

Hold it. Stop! Police.

- Hey, what happened here?
- Yeah, big accident over there.

I'm with the police.

- Sure.
- We're gonna need some assistance.

- You want to help us out?
- Sure.

Okay, good. Follow that cowboy.

- He's with the FBI.
- Okay.

Gloria, get in.

Hey! Hey, wait! Wait! Wait!

Tony... Hello.

Tony, there's an old couple
back there.

They don't speak any English.
They just arrived in America.

That's great.
Just tell 'em to hold on tight.

I can't stop now.

Three little maids from school.

Three little maids who
All unwary.

Come from a ladies' seminary.

Freed from its genius Tutelary.

Three little maids From school.

Three little maids From school.

One little maid
Is a bride, yum-yum.

Two little maids
In attendance come.

Three little maids
Is the total sum.

Three little maids From school.

So, you see, there
is nothing to worry about.

Everything is gonna be all right.

We're perfectly safe.

Tony here, he's a policeman.

You know, a cop.
You know, bang bang, like Kojak.

- Kojak?
- What?

Kojak, bang bang?

Right. Right!

Kojak...

Kojak.

Kojak.

Your revels cease
Assist me, all of you.

Why, who is this Whose evil eyes.

Rain blight On our festivities?

I claim my perjured lover,
Nanki-Pooh!

Ooh!

Oh, fool, to shun delights
That never cloy.

Go, leave thy Deadly work undone.

Yeah, yeah!

Okay, now, when we get inside,

I want you to point out
the albino.

You're the only one
who's seen him,

and he may be
wearing a disguise.

Oh! God, he'll be in one
of the two organ bays, won't he?

That's what the lady said.
Look out.

You guys, come on.

Oh, it was very nice
meeting you. Bye.

Sayonara.

- Sayonara!
- Kojak, bang bang!

All right, tell Morgan I'm here.
You check with security.

Let's go. You two stick with us.
Come on.

In vain for mercy.

On your knees you'll...

Lieutenant Carlson.
Please escort us...

I'll tear the mask
From your disguising.

Now comes the blow.

Prepare yourselves
For news surprising.

You two, come with me.
Get those out.

Open it!

He must be on the other side.
You stay here till we get him.

You guys come with me.
Come on.

Tony! Tony, help! Help!

Tony!

Help!

- Where does this go?
- To the grids, backstage.

Tell Coleman to meet me backstage.
You come with me.

Ye torrents roar
Ye tempests howl.

Your wrath outpour
With angry howl.

Lower the curtain.
And bring that other thing down.

Nicholas, get 'em down.

You really took a chance up there.

- I know.
- You all right?

I'm perfect.

Bring up the curtain.
Bring up the curtain!

Can't you hear that applause?

Bravo! Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo!

♪ And I'm. ♪

♪ Ready to take a chance again. ♪

♪ Ready to take
A chance again with you. ♪

♪ And I'm ready to take
A chance again. ♪

♪ Ready to take a chance
Again with you. ♪

♪ With you. ♪