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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,801 --> 00:00:03,045 - julie! - what? 2 00:00:03,069 --> 00:00:06,137 There's an article in here About my uncle zoltan. 3 00:00:06,206 --> 00:00:09,840 Not your famous uncle Zoltan, the mad scientist? 4 00:00:09,909 --> 00:00:11,509 Yes, that's what it says here: 5 00:00:11,577 --> 00:00:15,246 "Gabe's famous uncle Zoltan, the mad scientist, 6 00:00:15,315 --> 00:00:19,917 Has just baffled the Whole medical world 7 00:00:19,986 --> 00:00:23,454 By crossing a lion and a parrot, 8 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:27,125 And he got something." 9 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:31,795 Well... Um, this Thing that he got. 10 00:00:31,864 --> 00:00:34,132 - yeah. - what did it say? 11 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:37,035 It says, "Polly wants a zebra." 12 00:00:40,540 --> 00:00:45,410 ♪ 13 00:00:48,314 --> 00:00:50,948 ♪ welcome back ♪ 14 00:00:51,017 --> 00:00:54,752 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 15 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:57,021 ♪ welcome back ♪ 16 00:00:57,090 --> 00:01:01,625 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 17 00:01:01,694 --> 00:01:03,928 ♪ well the names Have all changed 18 00:01:03,996 --> 00:01:06,164 Since you hung around ♪ 19 00:01:06,232 --> 00:01:08,299 ♪ but those dreams have remained 20 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:10,468 And they've turned around ♪ 21 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,703 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 22 00:01:12,772 --> 00:01:14,683 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 23 00:01:14,707 --> 00:01:16,707 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 24 00:01:16,776 --> 00:01:18,776 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 25 00:01:18,844 --> 00:01:20,878 ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot 26 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:23,114 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 27 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:25,283 ♪ welcome back ♪ 28 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:29,887 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 29 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:38,862 ♪ 30 00:01:49,075 --> 00:01:51,109 Okay, okay, all right. 31 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:52,354 Now today, I'd Like to talk about 32 00:01:52,378 --> 00:01:54,022 The equal rights amendment. 33 00:01:54,046 --> 00:01:55,257 Now, before we get into that, 34 00:01:55,281 --> 00:01:57,515 Let's get some background On the constitution. 35 00:01:57,584 --> 00:01:59,462 Now, who remembers What the first part 36 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:02,086 Of the constitution is? 37 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:03,454 Oh, I know it, I know. 38 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:04,523 Freddie. 39 00:02:04,591 --> 00:02:08,526 Page one. 40 00:02:08,594 --> 00:02:10,305 Open your books To the constitution. 41 00:02:10,329 --> 00:02:14,664 All right... Now, what is The first thing you see? 42 00:02:14,733 --> 00:02:19,303 "Willie loves edna." 43 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:20,404 Willie loves edna. 44 00:02:20,472 --> 00:02:22,706 Yeah, that's what It says right here. 45 00:02:22,775 --> 00:02:27,711 "Willie loves edna, But edna loves herman. 46 00:02:29,581 --> 00:02:34,785 Herman loves lila, but Lila loves everybody." 47 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:42,826 Somebody should tell willie. 48 00:02:42,895 --> 00:02:44,228 Enough, arnold. 49 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:45,874 The first part of The constitution 50 00:02:45,898 --> 00:02:49,533 Is called the Preamble, preamble. 51 00:02:49,601 --> 00:02:51,579 The last part is made Up of the amendments. 52 00:02:51,603 --> 00:02:53,737 Now, how were the Amendments created? 53 00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:55,739 I-I can do that, I Know that answer. 54 00:02:55,808 --> 00:02:58,342 All right...'member the Guy, he was an old guy 55 00:02:58,411 --> 00:03:00,110 With a big white beard, right? 56 00:03:00,179 --> 00:03:02,879 And-and he goes up the Side of the mountain, right? 57 00:03:02,949 --> 00:03:04,426 And when he gets to the top, 58 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:06,817 He hears a lot of Lightning and thunder 59 00:03:06,885 --> 00:03:10,020 And-and boom! 60 00:03:10,089 --> 00:03:12,200 And then he comes down, And written on a big rock, 61 00:03:12,224 --> 00:03:14,224 He's got the ten amendments. 62 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,731 But you see, then After, after that, 63 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:26,070 It went to intermission, I got popcorn. 64 00:03:26,138 --> 00:03:29,473 Vinnie, that's the commandments, Vinnie, not the amendments, 65 00:03:29,541 --> 00:03:31,442 The commandments, Not amendments. 66 00:03:31,510 --> 00:03:33,277 Oh. 67 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:36,080 Never mind. 68 00:03:36,148 --> 00:03:39,216 Anybody else here wanna Ramble aimlessly for a while? 69 00:03:39,285 --> 00:03:43,354 Yeah! 70 00:03:43,422 --> 00:03:46,357 Sit down! 71 00:03:46,425 --> 00:03:48,403 That's enough aimless Rambling for today. 72 00:03:48,427 --> 00:03:49,838 - huh? - nothing. 73 00:03:49,862 --> 00:03:55,066 All right, woo-hoo! 74 00:03:55,134 --> 00:03:57,868 Quiet, quiet! 75 00:03:57,937 --> 00:03:59,548 Kotter, this is a new student. 76 00:03:59,572 --> 00:04:01,706 Angie grabowski, Transferred from the bronx. 77 00:04:01,774 --> 00:04:04,775 Angie, angie! 78 00:04:04,844 --> 00:04:06,254 All right, quiet down! 79 00:04:06,278 --> 00:04:11,648 Quiet down, or we won't Sweep out your cages. 80 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:12,795 Now, don't forget, angie, 81 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:15,586 Until the shipment Of mace arrives, 82 00:04:15,654 --> 00:04:18,856 My office is just a scream away. 83 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:22,727 In the meantime, you've Entered the wild kingdom. 84 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:24,895 Get that, kotter... The wild kingdom. 85 00:04:29,468 --> 00:04:32,469 Hello, angie, I'm Marlon perkins. 86 00:04:32,538 --> 00:04:34,349 Today, we will journey To the deepest, darkest 87 00:04:34,373 --> 00:04:35,639 Jungles of brooklyn, 88 00:04:35,708 --> 00:04:36,952 Where you will Meet the sweathogs 89 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:39,176 In their natural habitat. 90 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:41,779 First off, we have Arnold horshack. 91 00:04:41,848 --> 00:04:45,349 He's the last of A dying species. 92 00:04:45,417 --> 00:04:50,420 Yeah... But he ain't Dyin' fast enough. 93 00:04:50,489 --> 00:04:52,522 Hello. 94 00:04:52,591 --> 00:04:54,792 How are ya? 95 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:58,562 Are you here permanently, or Are you just temporarily here 96 00:04:58,631 --> 00:05:02,099 To drive us crazy? 97 00:05:02,168 --> 00:05:03,779 Next, over here, We have an epstein. 98 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:05,102 Now, he can be dangerous, 99 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:07,972 So you gotta keep your Windows rolled up at all times. 100 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:09,718 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I Don't understand 101 00:05:09,742 --> 00:05:13,610 What all you cats are gettin' All bent outta shape about, huh? 102 00:05:13,679 --> 00:05:16,046 I mean, she's just Another beautiful woman, 103 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:18,448 You know what I mean? 104 00:05:18,517 --> 00:05:22,853 Please touch me, Look at me, anything! 105 00:05:24,623 --> 00:05:26,791 Now, the epstein can Also be very gentle. 106 00:05:26,859 --> 00:05:30,127 In fact, he'll take the Food right out of your hand. 107 00:05:30,196 --> 00:05:31,876 All right, get out of here. 108 00:05:40,306 --> 00:05:43,240 Hi, my name is vinnie barbarino. 109 00:05:43,309 --> 00:05:47,477 And very shortly, you're Gonna start to feel faint, 110 00:05:47,546 --> 00:05:50,114 And your knees are Gonna start to buckle, 111 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,216 And then, you'll Fall in my arms, 112 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:54,062 - and the, you're gonna... - all right, vinnie, sit down! 113 00:05:54,086 --> 00:05:59,189 All right, ralphie baby! 114 00:05:59,258 --> 00:06:02,793 Now, last but not least, We have the washington. 115 00:06:02,861 --> 00:06:05,362 Now, he's smooth And suave and fast. 116 00:06:05,431 --> 00:06:08,299 In fact, he can go up To 40 miles an hour... 117 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:11,568 And that's just with his mouth. 118 00:06:11,637 --> 00:06:15,205 Hi there. 119 00:06:15,274 --> 00:06:16,985 Well, that's it, angie, You met the sweathogs. 120 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:18,975 Aw, everyone knows The sweathogs. 121 00:06:19,044 --> 00:06:21,545 They're legends, They're larger than life. 122 00:06:21,614 --> 00:06:23,458 Yeah, everybody except For arnold horshack... 123 00:06:23,482 --> 00:06:26,850 He's shorter than life. 124 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:28,363 Okay, angie, we were right In the middle of a lesson, 125 00:06:28,387 --> 00:06:29,965 - so why don't you sit down? - sure, mr. Kotter. 126 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:31,589 Come sit over with me! 127 00:06:31,657 --> 00:06:33,056 No, no, here! 128 00:06:33,125 --> 00:06:36,159 You know, guys, I think We're gonna be great friends. 129 00:06:36,228 --> 00:06:39,764 Oh, I certainly hope so. 130 00:06:39,832 --> 00:06:41,543 Oh, I'm great at cheating. 131 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:42,878 Did you ever try Writing the answers 132 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,234 Down the front of your dress? 133 00:06:44,303 --> 00:06:47,971 No, but I'd gladly erase 'em For you anytime you need it. 134 00:06:48,040 --> 00:06:50,374 Oh, I'm great at Hot-wiring cars. 135 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:53,110 Hey, baby, I can sneeze at will. 136 00:06:53,178 --> 00:06:57,080 - oh, but I can also... - angie, come on! 137 00:06:57,149 --> 00:06:58,326 I'm sorry, mr. Kotter, But please don't spoil it. 138 00:06:58,350 --> 00:07:01,251 This is, really, my Greatest moment. 139 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,986 Your greatest moment? 140 00:07:03,055 --> 00:07:05,790 Yeah... This is the moment That angie grabowski 141 00:07:05,858 --> 00:07:07,324 Becomes a sweathog. 142 00:07:13,566 --> 00:07:18,001 But, angie, you're a girl. 143 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:20,337 Hey, freddie, I don't Remember us ever havin' a girl 144 00:07:20,406 --> 00:07:22,105 - in the sweathogs. - yeah. 145 00:07:22,174 --> 00:07:24,308 Well, couldn't You start with me? 146 00:07:24,376 --> 00:07:27,244 Look, angie baby... 147 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:29,112 I would like to start Somethin' with you, 148 00:07:29,181 --> 00:07:32,883 Bu this ain't it. 149 00:07:32,952 --> 00:07:34,596 Yeah, yeah, yeah, you Should know that. 150 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:37,354 - girls can't become guys. - that's right. 151 00:07:37,423 --> 00:07:40,424 That's why they have Separate washrooms. 152 00:07:40,493 --> 00:07:44,127 We do? 153 00:07:44,196 --> 00:07:47,030 Well, couldn't you at Least make me an exception? 154 00:07:47,099 --> 00:07:49,232 Look, um, angie's The name, right? 155 00:07:49,301 --> 00:07:51,168 - yeah. - lemme, lemme put this to you 156 00:07:51,236 --> 00:07:54,972 In a different kind Of way... Forget it! 157 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:56,452 All right, now, no exceptions. 158 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,753 We start this up, And pretty soon, 159 00:07:57,777 --> 00:08:02,112 They'll be call the Sweathogs vienna girl choir. 160 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:04,147 - but, guys, you just don't... - baloney! 161 00:08:16,395 --> 00:08:17,573 Hey, guys, what do You feel like doing? 162 00:08:17,597 --> 00:08:18,807 You feel like shooting pool? 163 00:08:18,831 --> 00:08:20,030 Okay. 164 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:21,242 Nah, we shot pool Yesterday, let's go to a movie. 165 00:08:21,266 --> 00:08:22,366 Okay. 166 00:08:22,434 --> 00:08:24,079 No, man, we should do Some stuff outdoors. 167 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:25,903 We can go over to the George washington bridge 168 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:28,506 And hope that somebody jumps. 169 00:08:28,574 --> 00:08:30,474 Nah, it's too cold outside. 170 00:08:30,543 --> 00:08:32,175 Yeah, angie's right. 171 00:08:32,244 --> 00:08:36,279 It's too cold outside For anything like that. 172 00:08:36,348 --> 00:08:38,883 Oh my, what did I say? 173 00:08:38,951 --> 00:08:40,784 Hey, who asked you? 174 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,387 Well, I'm sorry if I Spoke out of turn. 175 00:08:43,455 --> 00:08:45,856 I-I'm just kinda new To the sweathogs. 176 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:49,660 - look, angie grombaslewski. - grabowski. 177 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:51,996 Well, whatever your Name is, sweetheart. 178 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:53,430 Now, look, for the last time, 179 00:08:53,499 --> 00:08:54,776 Sittin' in that classroom Over there don't make you 180 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,701 - no sweathog, understand? - yeah. 181 00:08:57,770 --> 00:09:00,538 Yeah, you see, the Sweathogs ain't a club. 182 00:09:00,606 --> 00:09:04,207 It's a state of mind. 183 00:09:04,276 --> 00:09:07,578 But I wanna be a sweathog, I Can do anything you guys can. 184 00:09:07,647 --> 00:09:09,346 Oh? 185 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:12,783 Can you pick up girls? 186 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,184 Well, no. 187 00:09:14,253 --> 00:09:17,220 Neither can I. 188 00:09:17,289 --> 00:09:19,990 What's the matter with you Guys, this is the 20th century! 189 00:09:20,059 --> 00:09:22,893 Haven't you heard that Women have been liberated? 190 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:24,606 How do you like That, huh, vinnie? 191 00:09:24,630 --> 00:09:27,031 I mean, I miss the 11 O'clock news one night, 192 00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:30,367 I don't know what's goin' on! 193 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:33,604 Hey, look... Angie, That's your name? 194 00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:34,950 You gotta earn your Way into the sweathogs... 195 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:36,284 Look at me baby, I'm talkin'. 196 00:09:36,308 --> 00:09:38,642 My lips, they movin', Understand... All right. 197 00:09:38,711 --> 00:09:40,077 Now look, it ain't easy. 198 00:09:40,145 --> 00:09:42,580 Now you take arnold horshack Over there, for instance. 199 00:09:42,648 --> 00:09:45,583 Now, how you think He became a sweathog? 200 00:09:45,651 --> 00:09:48,285 How did he become a sweathog? 201 00:09:48,353 --> 00:09:50,888 I don't know... During The membership drive. 202 00:09:50,957 --> 00:09:53,523 Come on! 203 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,893 He's got a point there... Well, anyway, look. 204 00:09:55,962 --> 00:09:58,495 You wanna be in the sweathogs, You gots to prove yourself. 205 00:09:58,564 --> 00:09:59,863 But how can I? 206 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:04,101 - well, one thing that you... - don't worry about it. 207 00:10:14,914 --> 00:10:17,948 All right, all right, all right, Up-down, up-down, hey, hey, hey. 208 00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,618 - all right. - thank you. 209 00:10:20,686 --> 00:10:24,154 Vinnie, vinnie, vinnie, Vinnie, here we go. 210 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:25,601 - you know something? - yeah. 211 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,335 Them bronx people, Them people in the bronx, 212 00:10:27,359 --> 00:10:28,391 They weird, man. 213 00:10:28,460 --> 00:10:30,260 Of course, they're Weird, you know? 214 00:10:30,329 --> 00:10:33,497 Comes from living in The weirderness, oh yeah. 215 00:10:33,565 --> 00:10:36,033 Yeah, I had a cousin of mine Went up to the bronx once. 216 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:38,702 Came back with some Real horror stories. 217 00:10:38,771 --> 00:10:40,082 - really? - mm-hm. 218 00:10:40,106 --> 00:10:43,140 Took some picture of some Lions and tiger and bears. 219 00:10:43,208 --> 00:10:44,241 Oh my! 220 00:10:44,309 --> 00:10:46,844 - lions and tigers and bears. - oh my! 221 00:10:46,912 --> 00:10:49,446 - lions and tigers and bears. - oh my! 222 00:10:49,515 --> 00:10:54,317 Yeah, well, I don't think That that angie's weird at all. 223 00:10:54,386 --> 00:10:56,264 You know, comin' From you, horshack, 224 00:10:56,288 --> 00:10:59,322 That don't mean nothin'. 225 00:10:59,391 --> 00:11:01,992 Well, what is so weird About worshiping sweathogs 226 00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:04,327 All your life? 227 00:11:04,396 --> 00:11:07,364 I think I'll forget I asked that. 228 00:11:07,432 --> 00:11:11,001 Guys, pull up a seat, I Got something to tell you. 229 00:11:11,070 --> 00:11:13,436 Now, you see, I've got a Plan that could get rid 230 00:11:13,505 --> 00:11:15,172 Of this angie baby for good. 231 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:19,743 What we're gonna do is I'll Take her home to my house, right, 232 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:23,547 And lock her in a Room with my mother. 233 00:11:23,615 --> 00:11:25,415 You know what's Gonna happen, right? 234 00:11:25,450 --> 00:11:28,318 In two hours' time, that Angie grabowski, right, 235 00:11:28,387 --> 00:11:33,490 She's gonna come out sister Angelina theresa philharmonica. 236 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:37,294 - guaranteed. - all right! 237 00:11:37,362 --> 00:11:38,562 Okay, who did it? 238 00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:40,064 Which one of you did it? 239 00:11:45,470 --> 00:11:47,248 Hey, mr. Woodman, Didn't they tell you? 240 00:11:47,272 --> 00:11:50,808 The wet look is out. 241 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:56,113 Mr. Woodman, mr. Woodman, Mr. Woodman... Oh. 242 00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:58,782 How many times do We gotta tell you? 243 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:03,253 First, you take your clothes Off, then you take your shower. 244 00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:05,233 First, you take your... 245 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:07,858 First, you take... Come on! 246 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,537 One of you thieves set Off the sprinkler system 247 00:12:09,561 --> 00:12:10,894 In my office. 248 00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:13,003 Freddie, did you do That... That's a great idea. 249 00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:13,864 Wait a minute, Man, wait a minute: 250 00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:15,365 I ain't did nothin'. 251 00:12:15,434 --> 00:12:16,514 Well, someone here did. 252 00:12:16,568 --> 00:12:19,036 Only a sweathog Would stoop so low. 253 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,716 Uh, I didn't stoop, mr. Woodman. 254 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,806 I stood on a chair. 255 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,041 You? 256 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:25,976 Oh, how cute. 257 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,578 Convincing her, convincing Her to take the blame 258 00:12:28,647 --> 00:12:30,981 For something you did, What do you take me for, 259 00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,515 Some kind of sap? 260 00:12:32,584 --> 00:12:38,321 Well, you are drippin'. 261 00:12:38,390 --> 00:12:39,823 Well, it won't work. 262 00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:41,569 And when principal Lazarus hears what you did, 263 00:12:41,593 --> 00:12:43,961 You have my promise, every One of you will be expelled 264 00:12:44,029 --> 00:12:46,764 By tomorrow morning! 265 00:12:46,832 --> 00:12:50,634 Expel me too, mr. Woodman, Just expel me too. 266 00:12:50,702 --> 00:12:54,249 Angie... What did you Go and do that for? 267 00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:56,206 Well, I was just Tryin' to prove myself. 268 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:59,743 Oh yeah, sure, sure... You proved That we can all get expelled. 269 00:12:59,812 --> 00:13:02,946 Well, I'll get myself Expelled too, I promise. 270 00:13:03,015 --> 00:13:05,582 It's just hard being One of the sweathogs. 271 00:13:05,651 --> 00:13:06,950 We gotta stick together. 272 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,486 All for one and one for all. 273 00:13:09,554 --> 00:13:11,588 Angie, go do me A favor, will ya? 274 00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:16,193 Go gargle with glue. 275 00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:18,728 Yeah, then try Hanging from a ceiling... 276 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,031 By your tongue. 277 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:23,133 Come on, arnold, Let's go, come on. 278 00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:28,638 Guys, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 279 00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:30,707 - I'm coming. - right now. 280 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:59,236 Yeah, you're right... Sweathogs don't cry. 281 00:14:07,412 --> 00:14:12,249 Hey, mr. Kotter, Mr. Kotter, mr. Kotter-er-er! 282 00:14:12,318 --> 00:14:14,495 Listen, I thought that maybe You could help angie out. 283 00:14:14,519 --> 00:14:15,819 She's in a lot of trouble. 284 00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:17,221 Yes, I heard. 285 00:14:17,289 --> 00:14:19,634 Angie, how'd you do that... It only took you four hours. 286 00:14:19,658 --> 00:14:21,859 I think that's a New school record. 287 00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:24,027 Look, mr. Kotter, you See, I thought that maybe 288 00:14:24,096 --> 00:14:26,230 You could give Her a little advice, 289 00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:29,132 How to become a sweathog The proper way, you know, 290 00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,968 Like you taught me, remember? 291 00:14:31,036 --> 00:14:32,380 Well, all I taught Arnold, angie, 292 00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:33,564 Was you gotta be yourself. 293 00:14:33,605 --> 00:14:35,038 That's right. 294 00:14:35,107 --> 00:14:38,275 And when that didn't work, I Told him to be somebody else. 295 00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:43,380 Oh, come on... Help her. 296 00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:45,916 Okay, angie's problem is A little different, arnold. 297 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,495 Come over here to my Office, right over here. 298 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,853 Right this way. 299 00:14:49,922 --> 00:14:51,355 Angie, what you were doing 300 00:14:51,423 --> 00:14:53,723 Was your old, basic Trying too hard. 301 00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,603 I mean, you really Wanted to be accepted, 302 00:14:55,627 --> 00:14:57,694 And you got everybody In a lot of trouble, 303 00:14:57,763 --> 00:14:59,562 And woodman get all wet. 304 00:14:59,631 --> 00:15:02,165 Not that he wasn't In the first place. 305 00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:05,168 Yeah, I guess I was just Trying much too hard. 306 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,137 Yeah. 307 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,549 Lemme tell you a little story. 308 00:15:08,573 --> 00:15:11,275 Oh, I love stories, mr. Kotter. 309 00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:16,146 You do? 310 00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:19,216 Yeah, especially ones about Relatives and aunts and uncles. 311 00:15:23,822 --> 00:15:27,490 Angie, we're gonna Get along really well. 312 00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:31,194 As a matter of fact, that's All you're gonna hear. 313 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,430 He has more uncles Than alex haley. 314 00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,769 Well, I wanna hear it anyway. 315 00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:41,616 All right, but this one's Not about my uncle. 316 00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,518 It's about a guy I Went to school with. 317 00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,909 His name was bullets bernstein. 318 00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,322 Now, bullets wanted To be a sweathog 319 00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:49,512 More than anything in The world, so what he did is, 320 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:50,847 He tried to act tough. 321 00:15:50,916 --> 00:15:52,693 Come to school every day With his hair slicked back, 322 00:15:52,717 --> 00:15:54,884 Leather coat, try and Pick fights with people, 323 00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,255 Started to talk like this... "Hey, I wanna be a sweathog. 324 00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:03,827 I wanna be a sweathog, Yeah, I wanna be a sweathog." 325 00:16:03,895 --> 00:16:06,129 Well, did he get Into the sweathogs? 326 00:16:06,198 --> 00:16:09,632 No... No one could Understand what he was saying. 327 00:16:09,701 --> 00:16:11,935 But, angie, do you understand? 328 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:17,207 Mr. Kotter, if she Says yes, will you stop? 329 00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:18,208 Say yes, angie. 330 00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:21,578 - yes. - boy, she learns fast! 331 00:16:21,646 --> 00:16:23,491 - lemme tell you another story. - no, no, mr. Kotter. 332 00:16:23,515 --> 00:16:25,715 That was a terrific story, You helped her so much. 333 00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:31,088 - thank you. - thank you. 334 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:34,091 There is it... Oh No, that ain't it. 335 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,758 Try it again? 336 00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:38,728 Boy, mr. Kotter's Really a funny guy. 337 00:16:38,797 --> 00:16:41,398 Yeah, he sure is Funny, ain't he? 338 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:43,833 If only his jokes were. 339 00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:46,503 Oh, horshack, I didn't Know you were so smooth. 340 00:16:46,571 --> 00:16:48,305 What? 341 00:16:48,374 --> 00:16:50,273 I didn't know you was a traitor. 342 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:54,677 That's right, arnold... As in "Benedict." 343 00:16:54,746 --> 00:16:55,923 Hey, listen, you Guys, I was just trying 344 00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:57,547 To help angie out here. 345 00:16:57,616 --> 00:17:00,583 Yeah, yeah, well, I'd like To know who let her in here. 346 00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:01,918 Will you come on, little juan? 347 00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:05,588 I'm sure that angie Realizes that it is not as easy 348 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,824 To become as sweathog As she thought, all right? 349 00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,793 Yeah, I just want you Guys to like me, that's all. 350 00:17:10,862 --> 00:17:13,230 Listen, listen to me. 351 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:16,366 You have given us the Greatest honor yet. 352 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,246 Arnold, what are You talkin' about? 353 00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:22,572 Well, she got us expelled, That's gotta be worth something. 354 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:24,841 Expelled? 355 00:17:24,910 --> 00:17:28,145 Hey, well, I ain't never Figured myself to be expelled. 356 00:17:28,213 --> 00:17:32,815 I mean, drop out gracefully, Or honorably demoted, maybe. 357 00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:34,429 But completely Expelled... I mean, that was, 358 00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,753 That was just a crazy dream. 359 00:17:36,821 --> 00:17:38,388 Yeah, come on, come on, angie. 360 00:17:38,457 --> 00:17:40,790 To pull a stunt like That, I don't know... 361 00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:42,992 It's bizarre. 362 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,627 Yeah... You know what, angie? 363 00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:46,996 You see, our stunts Always had two things. 364 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:52,069 That was, they were original, And two, they have no evidence. 365 00:17:52,137 --> 00:17:55,004 We're so smart. 366 00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,834 Like the time we Put the kitty litter 367 00:17:56,875 --> 00:18:01,010 In mr. Woodman's hairspray? 368 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:06,683 For two weeks, he thought He had impacted dandruff. 369 00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:08,518 See, angie? 370 00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:11,254 Your stunt was Purely amateur night. 371 00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:12,522 Well, yeah, I know. 372 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:15,425 I thought it would be a Lot noisier than it was. 373 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,405 You mean, more than the Screams of a man drowning 374 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,363 In his own suit? 375 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:23,400 I thought the fire alarms Were supposed to go off too. 376 00:18:23,469 --> 00:18:24,501 Hey, wait a minute. 377 00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,137 The fire alarms were Supposed to go off. 378 00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:28,738 You know, you're right. 379 00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:31,074 If there was a fire, man, We woulda all been fried. 380 00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:33,910 Hm, well, who's Responsible for that? 381 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:38,415 Our little white-haired friend. 382 00:18:38,484 --> 00:18:40,750 Woodman. 383 00:18:55,534 --> 00:18:56,933 All right, all right. 384 00:18:57,002 --> 00:18:59,414 You don't need a weatherman to Know which way the wind blows. 385 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,738 Epstein, what's going on here? 386 00:19:01,806 --> 00:19:05,142 Stand back, we may have To build a firewall here. 387 00:19:05,210 --> 00:19:06,976 All right, get on with it. 388 00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:14,551 What'd you do that for? 389 00:19:14,620 --> 00:19:16,853 - because! - because why? 390 00:19:16,921 --> 00:19:18,233 Because I didn't want you to see 391 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:22,492 Dolores delvecchio's Phone number, that's why. 392 00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:23,926 All right, all right. 393 00:19:23,995 --> 00:19:25,995 What are you doing Dressed up like a fireman? 394 00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:29,832 What are you doing dressed Up like a vice principal? 395 00:19:29,901 --> 00:19:32,269 Wait a minute, I worked Years for my credentials. 396 00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:36,373 You probably stood In the wrong line. 397 00:19:36,441 --> 00:19:39,209 Ready with the report From the men's room, sir. 398 00:19:39,278 --> 00:19:40,477 Angie! 399 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,011 You went in a men's room? 400 00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:45,048 Oh, it's all right, I Kept my eyes closed. 401 00:19:45,116 --> 00:19:47,384 All right, any violations On the code there. 402 00:19:47,452 --> 00:19:51,621 No, but I just sunk The tidy bowl man. 403 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,558 What is going on, There's no fire here. 404 00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:56,293 Well, how would you know? 405 00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,628 We have a fire alarm. 406 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,097 Right. 407 00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:03,066 Break it, freddie. 408 00:20:03,134 --> 00:20:04,734 All right, all right. 409 00:20:04,803 --> 00:20:06,923 I got this pitch here from Hank aaron, personally. 410 00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:09,606 Wait a minute, You can't do that. 411 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:13,476 Sure I can. 412 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:14,644 Pull it, freddie. 413 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:15,878 No! 414 00:20:15,947 --> 00:20:16,957 If he pulls that handle, The alarm will go off 415 00:20:16,981 --> 00:20:18,415 All over the school. 416 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:19,816 Oh. 417 00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:21,384 Pull it, freddie. 418 00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:30,193 Mr. Woodman, it doesn't work. 419 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,139 - mr. Woodman... - I can't hear you. 420 00:20:32,163 --> 00:20:35,632 The sound of that Alarm is deafening! 421 00:20:35,701 --> 00:20:40,403 - it doesn't work. - what? 422 00:20:40,472 --> 00:20:46,409 Now, I just wonder Whose responsibility it is 423 00:20:46,478 --> 00:20:49,045 To make sure that That fire alarm system 424 00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:52,782 Is operational, mr. Woodman. 425 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,596 It's not mine, I'm Just a student 426 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,097 Pretending to be a fire chief. 427 00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:58,087 Yeah, and it's not Mine, you know why? 428 00:20:58,156 --> 00:21:02,692 'cause I'm just a student Pretendin' to be a student. 429 00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:06,529 Yeah, and I don't know About me, I'm just a tin man. 430 00:21:09,234 --> 00:21:11,178 How was I supposed to Know it was defective? 431 00:21:11,202 --> 00:21:12,747 Well, you'd better Come up with an answer 432 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,138 Before the next school Board meeting, mr. Woodman. 433 00:21:15,206 --> 00:21:16,618 Well, now, come on, There's no reason 434 00:21:16,642 --> 00:21:18,575 Why they have to Find out about it. 435 00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:23,913 Oh, no reason at all, Unless we get expelled. 436 00:21:26,217 --> 00:21:27,484 This is blackmail. 437 00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:29,653 Do you prefer the Term "Extortion"? 438 00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:31,621 All right, all right, all right. 439 00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,657 Go get out of Those stupid outfits. 440 00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:35,759 You, give me that. 441 00:21:35,827 --> 00:21:40,830 Oh, oh! 442 00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:43,667 Here, here you go, Take it, it's yours. 443 00:21:49,007 --> 00:21:50,485 Mr. Woodman, I've Seen you mad before, 444 00:21:50,509 --> 00:21:54,744 But I've never seen You foaming at the suit. 445 00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:59,916 I don't believe it... Two suits in two days. 446 00:21:59,984 --> 00:22:01,329 Well, mr. Woodman, They came with two sets 447 00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:02,585 Of pants, didn't they? 448 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:03,920 Yeah. 449 00:22:03,988 --> 00:22:07,390 So wear one of the sets Of pants as a top tomorrow. 450 00:22:07,459 --> 00:22:09,526 Don't be so stupid... They don't match! 451 00:22:15,266 --> 00:22:16,877 All right, first of all, 452 00:22:16,901 --> 00:22:21,471 I do not want a ticket To the firemen's ball. 453 00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:25,074 Second of all, What's going on here? 454 00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:26,788 Hey, mr. Kotter, Everything's cool. 455 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:29,346 We saved... The school. 456 00:22:29,414 --> 00:22:30,279 You did, huh? 457 00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:33,316 How'd you get woodman to resign? 458 00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:36,185 No, mr. Kotter, we just Got mr. Woodman to realize 459 00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:38,655 That the fire alarm System don't work. 460 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:43,893 Look, I don't care, you... It really didn't work? 461 00:22:43,962 --> 00:22:45,495 Take a look over there. 462 00:22:45,564 --> 00:22:47,630 We pulled the lever Down, nothing happened. 463 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:49,377 Well, look, I really don't Approve of your methods, 464 00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:51,568 But if the system Wasn't working, uh, 465 00:22:51,636 --> 00:22:52,902 You did a worthwhile thing. 466 00:22:52,971 --> 00:22:55,238 Hey, mr. Kotter, it was Angie that done it, though. 467 00:22:55,306 --> 00:22:57,240 That's right man, she did nice! 468 00:22:57,308 --> 00:22:58,508 Thanks a lot, arnold. 469 00:22:58,577 --> 00:23:02,479 If it wasn't for you, I Wouldn't be a sweathog. 470 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,213 Well, it was worth it! 471 00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:07,384 Wait a second... Who said That she was a sweathog? 472 00:23:07,452 --> 00:23:09,552 That's right, you Gotta remember now: 473 00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:12,221 Consider yourself with The lowest of the low. 474 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:13,623 Yeah. 475 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:15,492 Well, what does that mean? 476 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,127 I think, angie, that means they Just made you a sweathog, right? 477 00:23:18,196 --> 00:23:20,463 All right, baby! 478 00:23:20,532 --> 00:23:25,935 ♪ 479 00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:27,181 Mr. Woodman, did I ever Tell you about my uncle, 480 00:23:27,205 --> 00:23:28,538 Ebenezer kotter? 481 00:23:28,607 --> 00:23:29,639 Ebenezer kotter. 482 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:31,808 He was the cheapest Man in the world. 483 00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:33,654 - cheapest man in the world. - that's right. 484 00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:34,822 One time, he was Reading a newspaper, 485 00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:37,614 He sees an ad, color Televisions, $40 each 486 00:23:37,682 --> 00:23:39,783 For the first Five people in line. 487 00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:41,161 So you know what He does, he's so cheap? 488 00:23:41,185 --> 00:23:43,030 He goes there the night Before and he camps out 489 00:23:43,054 --> 00:23:44,732 In front of the Department store. 490 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:46,122 Waiting there all night. 491 00:23:46,190 --> 00:23:47,435 He's third in line, There are two people 492 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,459 Even cheaper than him. 493 00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:51,060 Next morning, he stands up, 494 00:23:51,129 --> 00:23:53,049 Little man tries to Walk in front of him. 495 00:23:53,097 --> 00:23:55,264 He says, "Hey, you, get To the back of the line." 496 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:56,511 Two minutes later, The same little man 497 00:23:56,535 --> 00:23:57,901 Tries to get in front of him. 498 00:23:57,969 --> 00:24:00,503 He said, "I thought I told you To get to the back of the line." 499 00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:04,908 Little guys says, "Okay, but Who's gonna open the store?" 500 00:24:04,976 --> 00:24:08,144 Who's gonna open the store... 501 00:24:08,212 --> 00:24:09,824 It was the owner, Couldn't open the store. 502 00:24:09,848 --> 00:24:12,381 Oh, he's the owner, Ha-ha-ha, I get it! 503 00:24:13,685 --> 00:24:17,320 ♪ 504 00:24:18,557 --> 00:24:23,392 ♪ 505 00:24:25,864 --> 00:24:28,565 ♪ welcome back ♪ 506 00:24:28,633 --> 00:24:32,435 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 507 00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:34,671 ♪ welcome back ♪ 508 00:24:34,739 --> 00:24:39,408 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 509 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:41,644 ♪ well the names Have all changed 510 00:24:41,713 --> 00:24:43,713 Since you hung around ♪ 511 00:24:43,782 --> 00:24:45,849 ♪ but those dreams have remained 512 00:24:45,917 --> 00:24:48,117 And they've turned around ♪ 513 00:24:48,186 --> 00:24:50,286 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead you ♪ 514 00:24:50,355 --> 00:24:52,232 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead you ♪ 515 00:24:52,256 --> 00:24:54,290 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 516 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,392 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 517 00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:58,461 ♪ yeah we tease him a lot 518 00:24:58,530 --> 00:25:00,697 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 519 00:25:00,765 --> 00:25:02,732 ♪ welcome back ♪ 520 00:25:02,801 --> 00:25:07,203 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 521 00:25:07,271 --> 00:25:08,271 ♪ welcome back ♪♪ 38739

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