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Til Death
Season02 Episode12
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Til death is filmed in front
of a live studio audience.
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Ok. How long does it
take to pee on a stick?
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I already peed on the
stick. Now I'm just peeing.
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Well,what's happening? Are we pregnant?
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You know,come on,honey.
Keep me in the loop.
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Ok. It takes 90 seconds.
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90 seconds! Ok. All right.
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So how was your day?
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It was good. It was good.
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I had a salad for lunch.
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Salad. Sa-lad.
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Well,this is kinda
funny, because I didn't--
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I didn't think that something
like this could happen anymore.
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What do you mean?
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Well,you know. I already thought
that you went through the thing.
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What thing?
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You know,your lady thing.
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Menopause?
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Yeah,that thing.
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- Eddie,how old do you think I am?
- Ok. Look,honey.
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I know,you're still very young.
But,you know, you live pretty hard.
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Ok. If I had gone through menopause, why
would I still have tampons in the house?
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Probably the same reason why I
still have my cross country skis.
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You're just too lazy to throw 'em out.
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Ok,I think it's ready. Oh,I can't look.
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No,I'm not gonna hold
it! You just peed on it.
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I sit on your pee every morning!
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All right,listen joy. Listen to me.
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I just want you to know that
I could not be more excited
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at the prospect of
this wild new adventure
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that we are about to embark on together.
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Me too,baby.
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It's negative.
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It's negative!
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No have a baby 'cause it's negative.
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Oh,god. I am so relieved! Yes,god. Yes.
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Very hilarious. He had me going.
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I was just punk'd by the lord!
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That was a close one. Listen,we
have no business having another baby.
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Damn straight. If I don't get
8 hours sleep,I'm like hitler.
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Can you imagine me going
9 months without alcohol?
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That'd be rough on both of us.
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We have to make sure that
this never happens again.
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Oh,you got that right.
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Sex with you is not worth the risk.
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We have to do something permanent. Ok?
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So I think it's time maybe
that you close up shop.
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Come again?
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You get a vasectomy. You
know,a little snip snip.
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"Little snip-snip"?
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It just happens to be the
biggest snip-snip there is,joy.
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Why don't you take one for the team
and get your tubes tied. Little tie tie.
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Honey,that's major surgery!
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It's non-invasive now.
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It's all done with lasers
through the backside.
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You know what? The bottom line
is,eddie, I bore us a child.
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So either you step up to the plate this
time, or we're never having sex again.
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With each other or...
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Night night.
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P! H! I!
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Don't stop him, he'll just start over.
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Go,phillies!
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My man,it's the bottom of the first.
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That's mine! That's
mine! I got it! I--
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Hey look,he got it.
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Yeah. But they're beating
him up pretty good.
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They're not even going for the ball
any more. They're just kicking him.
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Should we do something?
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Yeah,we probably should.
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I got it! I got it! I'm bleeding
through my jeans, but I got it!
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Why don't you give it to the kid?
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What kid?
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Kenny. He's my little brother.
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He's older than I am.
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That might technically be
true, but he's disadvantaged.
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He's not disadvantaged.
He drives a mazda rx-7.
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Kenny,you don't really
want this ball,do you?
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I like baseballs.
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Hey,you guys want to
come back on friday?
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It's bobblehead day.
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I'd love to, but I gotta
get a vasectomy. Peanuts!
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Why would you get a vasectomy?
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Especially on bobblehead day?
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Well,joy and I-- we had
this little pregnancy scare,
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and we realized neither of us
wanted to have another baby.
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So one of us has to close up shop.
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So why's it gotta be you?
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Well,probably because having your tubes
tied is a far more invasive procedure.
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Oh,I'm sorry, I didn't realize
you've had your tubes tied.
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Continue,big bro.
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Look,I'm not happy about
this. Actually I'm terrified.
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But what choice do I have?
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What if--follow me here-- what if
you pretended you wanted a baby?
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Get all frisky with her,
you know what I'm saying?
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Put those big ass hands on
her. You know what I'm saying?
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Sooner or later, she's
gotta stop you. Right?
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It's like 2 cars heading down the
highway-- right for each other--
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one of those cars has got to swerve.
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It's called playing chicken--but
with sex. It's called sex chicken!
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Ok. So what you're saying
is. I act like I want a baby.
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Then she thinks she's the
only one who doesn't want one.
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And,boom,she gets a procedure!
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You think that'll work?
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Let me tell you something. When I was
married, my wife wanted to get a cat.
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But I do not like cats.
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So I said I wanted to get a dog.
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Because you like dogs?
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No. I figured if she wouldn't let
me get a dog, she couldn't get a cat.
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So what happened?
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We ended up getting a cat and a dog.
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And I fell in love with
them both very hard.
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How does that apply to me?
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You know what? Now that I've said it out
loud,it really doesn't make any sense.
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But sex chicken, obviously solid.
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Are you really not going
to give me my ball back?
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No,I am not.
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what do ya got goin' on in there?
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I'm whitening.
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What's going on with you?
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- Joy,I want a baby.
- What?
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I know this is crazy.
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I know I said i was done.
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But I've been in denial, joy.
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I want to make a baby with you.
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A freakishly tall and/or
large-breasted baby.
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What are you talking
about? That is insane.
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Is it,joy? Is it?
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Yeah,I thought we agreed
we were done with all that.
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Listen,look,honey. I know that there are
a million reasons why we shouldn't do this.
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But there is one reason why we should.
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Life,joy.
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- But I-
- life!
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Look at me.
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I love you. And I want this.
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I want this more than anything
i've ever wanted before.
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Ok. Let's do it.
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Let's do what?
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Let's make a baby!
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I mean there's something so romantic
about defying logic and just going for it!
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Well... awesome!
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Right here in front of the window?
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But--but the johnson kids
are skateboarding out there.
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I don't care. I want you now.
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Back off,you hussy!
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I don't want a baby!
I'll have a vasectomy!
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I knew it!
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God that was easy.
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Who is it?
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Steph woodcock. Jeff's wife.
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So he is married to a
woman. I'll be damned.
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Did I catch you getting into the shower?
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No. What can I do for you?
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I want my husband's baseball back.
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And I want curly blond bangs.
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But we both know,
that's not gonna happen.
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Look,buddy, catching that ball was the
most athletic thing my husband's done
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since he sprained his ankle climbing
out of a trunk at magic camp.
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So you're gonna give me my husband's
ball, or I'm gonna take it from you.
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Oh,ease up on me now,girl.
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I promised my landlord, I wasn't gonna have
another fight with a white girl in this hallway.
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Did jeff send you over here?
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'Cause,where I come from, that
would not be considered, uh...
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what am I thinking of here?
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Masculine.
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My husband's plenty masculine,ok.
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He doesn't even know i'm here.
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He was just really upset about the ball, so he's
blowing off some steam buying some new boat shoes.
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You know what?
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You're a good woman.
You care for that man.
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If that same kind of love existed
between my ex-wife and myself,
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I would not be currently trying to remove
her name and likeness from my left buttock.
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You all right. Here you go.
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Thank you.
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Hey,you didn't park in that
dark area behind the building?
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Yeah,why?
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Be a dear and throw this
in the dumpster for me.
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She's sharpening a pencil.
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Hello,I'm eddie stark.
I'm here for the,uh...
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vasectomy?
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If you could just fill out this form.
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Look,I appreciate you giving me
a ride here and everything. Ok.
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But this is personal information.
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I didn't see anything.
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But if you want to impress the nurse,
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you might want to inflate the
amount of times you have sex a week.
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I did.
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Who's doing your procedure? Dr. Park.
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Yes.
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Is he a gay fellow?
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I don't know. Why?
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You gotta get a gay dude.
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You want someone who's seen
the equipment from every angle.
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Think about it.
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You want an italian guy
working on your ferrari.
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You want a gay guy
working on your ferrari.
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So we start by making a small
incision at the base of the scrotum.
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Ok. There may be some swelling. Ok.
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I recommend a bag of frozen peas.
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It'll conform nicely to your area.
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Do I have to take the
peas out to dinner first?
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I'm so scared.
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I don't blame you. It's scary stuff.
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So you like to play the guitar do ya?
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Yeah. That's my real passion.
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Shouldn't what you're doing to
me on friday be your real passion?
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They got me working friday?
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I'm playing a show in
atlantic city thursday night.
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It's gonna be a rough turnaround,man.
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Ok. If you don't have any
questions, I'll see you friday.
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Ok. Ah,cute.
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- Those your kids?
- Yep.
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- Gonna have any more?
- Nope.
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- Did you get a vasectomy?
- Nah.
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Why not?
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I don't know.
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There's my guy.
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There's my big, brave guy.
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I want you to know i'm
proud of you for doing this.
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I feel so bad.
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Bad enough that you'll
do your thing instead?
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Just shy of that.
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What's going on here?
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I just picked up some supplies
for my anticipated swelling.
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Uh,baby. Don't take this the wrong way.
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But that's a lot peas for what
you got going on down there.
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It's not all peas,joy. All right?
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I got lima beans for surface area.
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Corn for the nooks and crannies.
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And shrimp pot stickers
because they were on sale.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
I have to prep my area.
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Wait,you're gonna shave yourself?
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I though maybe they'd take
care of that at the hospital?
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Well,they gave me the choice.
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And I figure no one cares more than me.
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Who is it?
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Hey,it's jeff.
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What's going on,jeffrey?
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So I heard steph came by and
made you give me my ball back.
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And frankly, that's just not how I roll.
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So,here take the ball back.
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- Really?
- Yeah. That's right.
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You want me to take that back?
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If I want my ball back, I'll
come and I'll get it myself.
247
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,430
All right.
248
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:39,420
I want my ball back.
249
00:16:40,090 --> 00:16:42,090
No.
250
00:16:42,100 --> 00:16:43,910
Come on! You gave it to steph!
251
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:45,950
She's intimidating.
252
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,910
Hey,I--I am
intimidating.
253
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:51,850
I can be very intimidating
when I want to be.
254
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:58,320
You wanna dance, let's dance?
255
00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:02,290
See that sounds like you
actually want to dance.
256
00:17:02,300 --> 00:17:04,890
You know what? Just forget
it. Just keep the ball.
257
00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:08,730
Jeff! Wait,wait. Come on back
here,man. Come on back here,man.
258
00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:21,160
Do me a solid and drag
this down to the curb,man.
259
00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:42,140
Well,this is it.
260
00:17:42,150 --> 00:17:45,820
Honey,I just want you to know that
I appreciate what you're doing.
261
00:17:45,860 --> 00:17:47,890
I know that it's a big deal.
262
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:52,190
And I want you to know that I'm
at peace with it. And I'm ready.
263
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,780
Eddie!
264
00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:38,560
Sweetie?
265
00:18:39,750 --> 00:18:42,800
We've had a good run, little buddies.
266
00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:47,230
All right.
267
00:18:49,060 --> 00:18:52,960
Hey,bro,what's up?
I'll see you upstairs.
268
00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:57,280
- Who was that?
- My doctor.
269
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,770
Don't do this.
270
00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:22,400
- What?
- Let's just go home.
271
00:19:22,410 --> 00:19:23,960
Joy,I'm fine. I'm ready.
272
00:19:23,970 --> 00:19:25,390
Well I don't think I am.
273
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,080
- You want another baby?
- I don't know.
274
00:19:28,090 --> 00:19:32,540
I don't think so, but
this is just so final.
275
00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:34,310
Come on, let's just go home.
276
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:36,730
Mom,joey keeps licking
his hands and touching me!
277
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:38,860
- I'm not touching you.
- He's touching me.
278
00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:41,820
- I'm not touching you.
- Stop it! Everybody,just stop it!
279
00:19:41,830 --> 00:19:44,060
Stop pulling the boy leash,
it's making him nauseous.
280
00:19:44,070 --> 00:19:45,970
If I stop pulling it, he's going
to run out in front of a car.
281
00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:49,180
- Is that what you want?
- Yeah,that's exactly what I want. Douche!
282
00:19:49,190 --> 00:19:51,580
Douche? Oh that's nice.
283
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:55,990
I spend every waking hour taking care of
these kids and what do I get from you? Nothing!
284
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:59,140
You come home from
work. You kill 2 6-packs!
285
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:00,810
You fall asleep watching
sports on the couch!
286
00:20:00,820 --> 00:20:03,040
That's not what I signed up for,pal!
287
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:12,470
I have a job! This is your job!
288
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,390
- Let's do this.
- Let's go.
289
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,540
Can you hold that door?
290
00:20:16,550 --> 00:20:17,400
No,sorry. We can'T.
291
00:20:17,410 --> 00:20:20,000
Yeah. But good luck with all that.
292
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,930
Who is it?
293
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,470
Suck on that!
294
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