Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:02,260 --> 00:00:08,030
-=www.ydy.com/bbs=-
proudly presents
2
00:00:08,420 --> 00:00:15,840
sync:YTET-cflily
-=www.ydy.com/bbs=-
3
00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:22,940
TIL DEATH
Season 02Episode 05
4
00:00:30,540 --> 00:00:34,210
*******
5
00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:59,330
- Hey.
- Hi,guys.
6
00:00:59,330 --> 00:01:01,380
No thanks.
7
00:01:02,220 --> 00:01:03,440
No thanks to what?
8
00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,360
Whatever you're offering.
9
00:01:05,870 --> 00:01:10,190
Hiking,biking, that crazy frisbee
game you're always freaking out about.
10
00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:13,060
No,joy,the thing is, our cable's out,
11
00:01:13,060 --> 00:01:15,680
and there's a really
awesome tennis match on tv.
12
00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,870
watch it here?
13
00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:23,300
Ah... Yeah. No,no. My... My favorite
religious cartoon is about to begin.
14
00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:27,630
wooden boy and the talking
squirrel? That is jesus.
15
00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:28,760
So you understand.
16
00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:30,650
Come on,jeff,let's just go
watch it at a sports bar.
17
00:01:30,650 --> 00:01:31,730
Yes,a sports bar.
18
00:01:31,730 --> 00:01:35,050
Sweetie,it's a sunday in
philadelphia during football season.
19
00:01:35,050 --> 00:01:38,090
If I ask them to turn on tennis,
even your tae kwon do can't save us.
20
00:01:39,940 --> 00:01:41,860
- Ok. Come in.
- Ah! Thank you.
21
00:01:41,860 --> 00:01:43,610
But just so you
know,eddie's on his way down,
22
00:01:43,610 --> 00:01:46,010
and there's an 80% chance
he'll be wearing only a t- shirt.
23
00:01:49,230 --> 00:01:50,380
What the hell's wrong with you?
24
00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:55,560
Ah,it's my back. just went nuts.
25
00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:03,160
By the way,there's also a
couple of hand towels up there
26
00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,030
that are gonna have to be thrown away.
27
00:02:07,370 --> 00:02:09,190
Come on,eddie,not your back again.
28
00:02:09,190 --> 00:02:10,260
Aw,that's nice. That's nice.
29
00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:13,380
No,seriously. go to a doctor,and...
30
00:02:13,380 --> 00:02:17,140
Why do I have to see a doctor
when I have all the doctor I need
31
00:02:17,140 --> 00:02:20,850
- in a nice,little white tube with a...
- Don't say it.
32
00:02:20,850 --> 00:02:22,980
Bengay!
33
00:02:23,870 --> 00:02:26,220
That's right,you heard
me. The king of ointments.
34
00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:30,010
******anyone else.
35
00:02:30,660 --> 00:02:32,850
You know,eddie,there
might be another solution.
36
00:02:32,850 --> 00:02:34,420
Have you tried yoga?
37
00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:38,130
Oh,I'd love to,but it always
conflicts with my tap dancing class.
38
00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,920
Ok. What you're gonna
want to do is breathe in,
39
00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:46,360
arms up, and hinge.
40
00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:50,340
*****to hinge.
41
00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:53,440
Come on,eddie,just hinge.
42
00:02:53,940 --> 00:02:55,770
Just... Just hinge.
43
00:02:55,770 --> 00:02:57,670
- You can do it,eddie.
- I've seen you.
44
00:02:58,170 --> 00:03:00,530
- Eddie,hinge.
- like a door.
45
00:03:00,530 --> 00:03:02,970
Hinge. Hinge.
46
00:03:02,970 --> 00:03:05,060
- Push him over.
- Ok. Look. Breathe,hands,and hinge.
47
00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,310
Eddie?
48
00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,760
I hinged.
49
00:03:15,620 --> 00:03:18,600
Au revoir,Mr. Gay.
It's been a nice ride.
50
00:03:22,950 --> 00:03:25,540
You think that felt good?
Hey,babe,do that thing to his feet.
51
00:03:25,540 --> 00:03:27,970
Oh! Right. Yeah. Eddie,take
off your slippers.
52
00:03:27,970 --> 00:03:30,090
No.
53
00:03:30,090 --> 00:03:32,190
You do not want to see
this man's bare feet.
54
00:03:32,190 --> 00:03:33,460
I'm sure they're fine.
55
00:03:33,460 --> 00:03:34,750
No. No,they're not.
56
00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:37,540
He's the reason people buy
their own bowling shoes.
57
00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:57,580
Oh,dear god.
58
00:03:57,580 --> 00:04:00,390
*******touched me there.
59
00:04:04,210 --> 00:04:07,930
That's so sad. I give jeff
foot massages all the time.
60
00:04:07,930 --> 00:04:09,380
Yeah? Talk to me in 20 years.
61
00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:11,800
If you're rubbing anything of
his, i'll give you a dollar.
62
00:04:16,750 --> 00:04:18,760
You're really bound up.
63
00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,880
Hey. There's a yoga class
in,like,20 minutes. You want to go?
64
00:04:21,880 --> 00:04:23,540
Will I be the only dude?
65
00:04:23,540 --> 00:04:26,270
*****where I'm the only dude.
66
00:04:27,570 --> 00:04:29,360
No. There's other dudes.
67
00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,880
Yoga dudes or,like,american dudes?
68
00:04:34,590 --> 00:04:37,410
All kinds,eddie. It's a dudeapalooza.
69
00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:40,270
All right. I'm in.
70
00:04:40,270 --> 00:04:41,540
Just let me go change.
71
00:04:41,540 --> 00:04:43,510
Great! I'll be back in 10.
72
00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:48,190
All right. Hey,joy,all right.
73
00:04:48,190 --> 00:04:50,800
It's just you,me,and a little tennis.
74
00:04:51,860 --> 00:04:53,700
Oh,you got,like,5 remotes here.
75
00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:56,040
You could launch the
shuttle with these,huh?
76
00:04:57,390 --> 00:04:59,050
- Come on.
- Sorry.
77
00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:03,960
Why is that guy taking off his shirt?
78
00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:07,740
Oh,it's just romanov. Loves
to show off that six pack.
79
00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,190
Oh,I'm so not hating that.
80
00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:13,140
Yeah. Look.
81
00:05:13,140 --> 00:05:15,130
and I'm not hating it,either.
82
00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:22,140
The most?
83
00:05:27,090 --> 00:05:29,120
One of the most,right?
84
00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:31,380
Let's just watch.
85
00:05:38,740 --> 00:05:42,630
Ok. Now that we're all
warmed up and ready to begin,
86
00:05:44,950 --> 00:05:47,930
let's move into the tree pose.
87
00:06:03,260 --> 00:06:05,190
It's my first day.
88
00:06:11,370 --> 00:06:14,790
And now slowly into the
lord of the fishes pose.
89
00:06:15,740 --> 00:06:18,740
Take your right leg and fold
it under your left thigh,
90
00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:22,340
bringing your right heel to
the outside of your left hip.
91
00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:25,850
Take your left leg,wrap
it over your right knee.
92
00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:30,150
Put the heel of your left foot flat
on the floor at your right thigh.
93
00:06:30,150 --> 00:06:34,150
And turn in the direction
94
00:06:43,930 --> 00:06:45,450
Good.
95
00:06:45,450 --> 00:06:47,780
Now press the outside of your right arm
96
00:06:47,780 --> 00:06:50,540
to the knee and thigh of your left leg.
97
00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:54,320
Try to stretch your right armpit
to the outside of that knee.
98
00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:58,080
Twist and turn,looking
over your left shoulder.
99
00:06:58,080 --> 00:07:00,280
Settle into the pose.
100
00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:02,760
And enjoy it.
101
00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:10,950
How we doing?
102
00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,580
Well,I'm losing feeling in...
103
00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:15,870
Either my left or right hand.
104
00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:18,520
I just don't know which
is which right now.
105
00:07:21,070 --> 00:07:23,370
Did you sign a medical waiver out front?
106
00:07:23,370 --> 00:07:24,910
I think so. Why?
107
00:07:24,910 --> 00:07:27,040
Oh. No reason.
108
00:07:27,650 --> 00:07:29,390
Looking good.
109
00:07:30,900 --> 00:07:33,270
And relax.
110
00:07:33,270 --> 00:07:36,260
Concentrate on your heart center,
111
00:07:36,260 --> 00:07:39,080
always breathing.
112
00:07:39,390 --> 00:07:42,070
And thank yourselves for coming today.
113
00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:44,650
Thank you,eddie.
114
00:07:47,570 --> 00:07:49,400
Oh,not out loud?
115
00:07:50,890 --> 00:07:52,340
Namaste.
116
00:07:52,340 --> 00:07:53,910
namaste.
117
00:07:53,910 --> 00:07:55,910
Ok. So that one's out loud.
118
00:07:57,510 --> 00:07:59,050
Namaste.
119
00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:05,220
ok.
120
00:08:05,970 --> 00:08:07,950
So,how do you feel?
121
00:08:07,950 --> 00:08:10,220
Well,you know,it started
out a little rough,
122
00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:13,000
but I got to tell you, I feel fantastic.
123
00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:17,850
Except for that one move merchandise.
124
00:08:18,530 --> 00:08:21,910
******heard before.
125
00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:24,650
You know,usually after class,
126
00:08:24,650 --> 00:08:27,080
I grab a chal latte
and hit the flea market.
127
00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:28,110
Any interest?
128
00:08:28,110 --> 00:08:30,040
Are you kidding me? I love flea markets.
129
00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:33,600
Let me just check in with the tower
and see if I'm clear for takeoff.
130
00:08:38,610 --> 00:08:39,390
Hello?
131
00:08:39,390 --> 00:08:40,380
Hey,it's me.
132
00:08:40,380 --> 00:08:42,280
Hey. How's yoga?
133
00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:45,040
Life
- changing. How's it going with you?
134
00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:46,560
Yahoo!
135
00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:49,570
What,did your sister come over?
136
00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:50,580
What?
137
00:08:50,580 --> 00:08:52,520
Who's the screaming lady?
138
00:08:52,520 --> 00:08:54,380
Uh,it's jeff.
139
00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:56,200
We're watching tennis together.
140
00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,870
we are ******time.
141
00:08:59,470 --> 00:09:02,530
No,that is not code for
"please come rescue me.
142
00:09:03,050 --> 00:09:05,520
" I know I use that with your
mother, but this is different.
143
00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,320
All right. Well,listen.
144
00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:10,340
and steph and I are gonna
go hit a flea market,
145
00:09:10,340 --> 00:09:12,040
so I guess i'll talk to you later.
146
00:09:12,040 --> 00:09:14,320
I guess you will. ok. Bye.
147
00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:17,270
You know,I wouldn't have really pegged
you as a flea market kind of guy.
148
00:09:17,270 --> 00:09:18,920
Yeah,I know you
wouldn't,but you know what?
149
00:09:18,920 --> 00:09:22,190
I read a few years ago about this
guy who bought an old painting,
150
00:09:22,190 --> 00:09:24,490
and he actually found an original copy
151
00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:27,090
of the declaration of
independence hidden inside.
152
00:09:27,090 --> 00:09:28,340
Really?
153
00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:30,920
Mm hmm. Now I buy old paintings
by the dozen, I take them home,
154
00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:33,460
and I tear through them
like scratcher tickets.
155
00:09:33,970 --> 00:09:37,540
*******pieces of art.
156
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:46,150
Thanks for taking me tennis
racquet shopping today.
157
00:09:46,150 --> 00:09:48,060
I'm so excited to play with you.
158
00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:50,070
And I'm excited to be played with.
159
00:09:53,850 --> 00:09:55,640
Seriously,I've had a really fun day.
160
00:09:55,640 --> 00:09:57,120
Yeah. This place is great,huh?
161
00:09:57,120 --> 00:10:00,430
Oh,yeah. Eddie and i, we had
our tenth anniversary here.
162
00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:06,110
You know,I feel like I've been here
before. I just can't rember when.
163
00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,670
Maybe I just popped in and used the can.
164
00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:13,730
You are crazy!
165
00:10:13,730 --> 00:10:15,460
True story. I swear!
166
00:10:15,460 --> 00:10:17,020
Nutty!
167
00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:20,500
- Joy?
- Hey.
168
00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,790
- Babe?
- Hon?
169
00:10:21,790 --> 00:10:22,970
Hey.
170
00:10:22,970 --> 00:10:24,550
What are you... What are you doing here?
171
00:10:24,550 --> 00:10:27,620
Uh,just,um,grabbing a
bite. How about you guys?
172
00:10:27,620 --> 00:10:31,300
Same. Yeah.
173
00:10:31,300 --> 00:10:32,600
Well,that's great.
174
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,040
Really,really great.
175
00:10:38,490 --> 00:10:40,840
So...
176
00:10:44,350 --> 00:10:46,020
Should we maybe make it a foursome?
177
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,320
- Of course.
- Of course.
178
00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:48,830
That's craziness.
179
00:10:48,830 --> 00:10:50,820
They won't mind if we just
pull the table together.
180
00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:53,050
- Here's your beverage.
- Thank you,joy.
181
00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,990
- All right.
- Well,this is nice.
182
00:10:57,630 --> 00:10:59,300
- Thank you.
- Oh,thanks.
183
00:10:59,930 --> 00:11:03,760
So... It's good to see you guys.
184
00:11:07,060 --> 00:11:09,020
It's good to see you,too.
185
00:11:09,490 --> 00:11:10,920
Look terrific.
186
00:11:14,510 --> 00:11:16,830
Is this weird? Do you
want to sit next to...
187
00:11:16,830 --> 00:11:18,660
I mean,should we switch?
188
00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:23,020
******every day.
189
00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:27,100
So how is yoga working out for you?
190
00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,150
- Fantastic.
- yeah?
191
00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:30,520
Oh,yeah. Actually,we're
going back next tuesday night.
192
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:33,080
Oh,tuesday night. Well,that's perfect
193
00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:36,430
*****tuesday night.
194
00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,500
- Good for you guys.
- Yeah.
195
00:11:38,820 --> 00:11:42,190
That's great. So it looks
like you got your thing,
196
00:11:42,190 --> 00:11:44,360
and... We got our thing.
197
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:45,920
- Looks like it.
- Yep.
198
00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,230
- A toast,then...
- ok.
199
00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:50,570
To whatever this is.
200
00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,400
Why did I not pursue
professional tennis?
201
00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:10,110
Look at me. I am absolutely adorable.
202
00:12:10,110 --> 00:12:12,280
Oh... You are adorable.
203
00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,950
I would take a run at you right now
204
00:12:13,950 --> 00:12:17,130
if it didn't take me 25
minutes to peel these pants off.
205
00:12:20,330 --> 00:12:21,600
Hey,honey,let me ask you something.
206
00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:26,550
*****so much time with jeff
and steph separately,do you?
207
00:12:26,550 --> 00:12:30,120
Weird? No! I think it's great.
208
00:12:30,910 --> 00:12:33,990
I am so relieved. You know what? Me,too.
209
00:12:33,990 --> 00:12:36,470
Yeah. I mean,it doesn't mean
that we don't love each other.
210
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,100
It's just that sometimes things
between us get a little...
211
00:12:40,100 --> 00:12:42,180
Ooh,I don't want to say boring.
212
00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:43,550
Boring?
213
00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:47,560
God,no. no.
214
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,430
no.
215
00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:53,880
of our marriage that
we could pull this off.
216
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:55,290
I mean,most couples could not do this.
217
00:12:55,290 --> 00:12:58,400
Exactly, because our
trust is so strong...
218
00:12:58,400 --> 00:12:59,810
So freaking strong!
219
00:12:59,810 --> 00:13:04,230
Oh,hell,we are so rock solid that
I barely got to see you at all.
220
00:13:04,230 --> 00:13:05,740
Aw,right back at you.
221
00:13:05,740 --> 00:13:07,910
You know why? Because
at the end of the day,
222
00:13:07,910 --> 00:13:11,540
I know in my heart that
there is no one on this earth
223
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:14,010
that I would rather
spend time with than you.
224
00:13:14,010 --> 00:13:15,530
And I you,sir.
225
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,450
They're here!
226
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,260
- Hey!
- hi!How you doing?
227
00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:36,090
Holy smokes. You're showing
a lot of thigh there,serena.
228
00:13:37,180 --> 00:13:39,600
Why don't you leave a little
something to the imagination,huh?
229
00:13:40,460 --> 00:13:43,500
Yeah,like you in stretchy pants
isn't gonna keep me up tonight.
230
00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,470
Eddie,we should go. Yoga starts in 10.
231
00:13:47,470 --> 00:13:51,680
******to fat gary while
he tries to touch his toes.
232
00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:54,800
There ain't enough incense in
india to cover up that stank.
233
00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:08,760
Getting a little hardcore there,huh?
234
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:12,050
Oh,yeah,that's what they
taught me at the tennis academy.
235
00:14:12,050 --> 00:14:15,710
Preparation,intensity,discipline,abstinence.
236
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,450
Sounds like a really fun
place to spend your summer.
237
00:14:19,450 --> 00:14:22,780
Oh,yeah. I guess you could say
my dad pushed me pretty hard.
238
00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:25,060
Used to beg my mom to let me come home,
239
00:14:25,060 --> 00:14:27,820
but uh
- uh,dad said no way.
240
00:14:28,210 --> 00:14:31,150
missing my mommy
241
00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:33,450
and... Put it in my serve.
242
00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:36,140
I'm sorry,jeff.
243
00:14:36,140 --> 00:14:39,410
Oh,no. It's... It's ok. You
know,it's all in the past.
244
00:14:39,410 --> 00:14:41,680
See,I... I just play for fun now.
245
00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:43,660
It's just a game,you know?
246
00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:47,120
or...******
247
00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:49,880
Love.
248
00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:53,380
ok.
249
00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:55,680
Uh,well,I'll be right over there.
250
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,380
Great! Great! Ah! This
is gonna be fun,joy.
251
00:14:58,380 --> 00:15:00,420
All right!
252
00:15:08,210 --> 00:15:10,140
I'm back,pa.
253
00:15:30,740 --> 00:15:31,580
Out.
254
00:15:31,580 --> 00:15:32,810
Are you insane?
255
00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:36,040
That ball was clearly
in! This is such crap!
256
00:15:38,530 --> 00:15:40,550
All right,you know what? Screw this.
257
00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:47,460
Ok. Here we go.
258
00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:51,410
Daddy needs a historical document.
259
00:15:52,740 --> 00:15:54,440
Sorry,amigo.
260
00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,780
Damn! 0 for 9.
261
00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:07,120
Hey! There she is. How was tennis?
262
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,700
I got to tell you,for a little guy,
263
00:16:08,700 --> 00:16:11,540
that jeff is a large helping of freaky
- deaky.
264
00:16:12,340 --> 00:16:13,880
I think we're gonna cool it for a while.
265
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:18,470
In fact,I was thinking that we could
have a little time to ourselves tonight.
266
00:16:18,950 --> 00:16:23,150
You know,that would be super
awesome. It really would.
267
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:26,690
It's just that steph and I had planned to go
to this new pizza place right after yoga,so...
268
00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:28,650
Well,you can cancel.
269
00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,860
I would love to.
270
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,350
It... It's just that,you
know, that's kind of rude,
271
00:16:34,350 --> 00:16:36,460
you know,to do that last minute.
272
00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:38,440
Manners and such.
273
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,480
Eddie.
274
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:43,330
Look.***** yesterday. What happened?
275
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:45,900
That's before I realized jeff's insane.
276
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,030
So I have to stay home and suffer
277
00:16:48,030 --> 00:16:50,550
just because your guy
turned out to be a dud?
278
00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:53,180
Yes,you have to say home.
279
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:55,740
******for pizza
280
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,720
while I sit here alone?
281
00:16:57,720 --> 00:17:01,130
Ok. All right. I see
what this is all about.
282
00:17:01,660 --> 00:17:03,700
It's about being alone.
283
00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:05,850
Listen to me.
284
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:08,380
You're gonna find someone else.
285
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:16,180
******going on here.
286
00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:19,600
Someone's gonna scoop
you right up. All right?
287
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:21,830
Hey,i'll tell you what.
I'll bring you home a slice.
288
00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:24,190
No,I don't want leftover
pizza from your date!
289
00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:27,430
Ok. All right. Listen.
Listen. Joy,calm down.
290
00:17:27,430 --> 00:17:30,220
Honey,you've just been
through a tough relationship.
291
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,920
You're feeling very,very vulnerable,
292
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:36,330
but please,don't lash out at me.
293
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:38,850
Joy,look at me. Look at me.
294
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:42,740
I'm not him.
295
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:45,760
Ok? All right...
296
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:47,390
That is enough!
297
00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:48,720
- Sit down.
- But I...
298
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,240
- The pizza.
- You are my husband.
299
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:54,760
I am your wife. We are gonna
stop seeing other people.
300
00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:58,750
We're gonna back to being exclusive
because dating our neighbors...
301
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,120
Not our healthiest moment.
302
00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:06,580
You know,you're right.
303
00:18:06,580 --> 00:18:09,240
It was crazy. I don't know. It's just...
304
00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,430
She touched my feet.
305
00:18:12,940 --> 00:18:16,160
You used to do that. I
guess I... I just missed it.
306
00:18:16,590 --> 00:18:17,560
Yeah?
307
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,830
Well,I Miss you opening car doors
308
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,200
and bringing me flowers
309
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:26,750
and holding in at least 20% of your gas.
310
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:36,560
Why don't we do those things anymore?
311
00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:39,690
We've been married 20 years.
We've earned the right not to.
312
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:42,980
I'll tell you what.
313
00:18:43,450 --> 00:18:45,310
You go tell your little girlfriend
314
00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:47,920
that you're getting back
together with the old lady,
315
00:18:48,530 --> 00:18:50,560
and I will be your new yoga partner.
316
00:18:51,870 --> 00:18:54,420
And maybe,later,
317
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:58,330
I will whip off those socks and
take a crack at your tootsies.
318
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:02,480
Oh,yeah? Ok. I'll tell
you what. You wait here.
319
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:03,290
ok.
320
00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:04,800
And I'm...
321
00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:07,630
Gonna go break a little girl's heart.
322
00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:16,670
Hey,eddie. Ready to go?
323
00:19:16,670 --> 00:19:19,490
Hey. Actually,i,uh,got to talk to you.
324
00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:21,090
Sure. What's up?
325
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,910
Ooh,this is hard.
326
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:27,030
I'm not gonna be able to
go out with you tonight.
327
00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:28,670
Oh. No problem.
328
00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:34,160
Oh,I was hoping this
wouldn't go this way.
329
00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,370
Come here,champ. Come on. Come here.
330
00:19:37,720 --> 00:19:39,480
Listen. Steph,um...
331
00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:42,020
It's not just tonight.
332
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:46,470
I'm not gonna be able to
do yoga with you ever again.
333
00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:49,490
That's cool. We used up
all my guest passes,anyway.
334
00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:54,360
You are so brave. So,so brave.
335
00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,330
Hey,steph,you ready?
336
00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:58,370
What's fat gary doing here?
337
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:03,460
Well,gary wants to go to pizza with us,
338
00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:05,340
so I figured we'd just take one car.
339
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,780
Oh. I see.
340
00:20:07,780 --> 00:20:10,300
You'd think you would have
maybe checked with me first.
341
00:20:11,180 --> 00:20:13,010
Why would I check with you?
342
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:21,520
What we had is so over.
343
00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:36,750
Take your right leg and sweep
it under your left thigh.
344
00:20:37,340 --> 00:20:40,030
Your left heel around
the back of your hip.
345
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,940
Now look over your opposite shoulder,
346
00:20:42,940 --> 00:20:46,930
and reach behind your back, linking
your pinky with your big toe.
347
00:20:53,530 --> 00:20:55,340
This is brutal.
348
00:20:56,930 --> 00:20:59,400
You want to get out of here
and get waffles for dinner?
349
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:01,320
I would like that very much.
350
00:21:01,870 --> 00:21:03,810
-=www.ydy.com/bbs=-
proudly presents
351
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,090
sync:YTET-cflily
-=www.ydy.com/bbs=-
352
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,570
TIL DEATH
Season 02Episode 05
25758
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof