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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,523 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,625 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,627 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,296 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,965 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,989 --> 00:00:24,201 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,203 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:28,205 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:31,041 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:34,144 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,047 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,916 ♪ you'll see that Life is a ball again ♪ 13 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:43,353 ♪ laughter is calling for you ♪ 14 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,456 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,148 ♪ three's company too ♪ 16 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:11,448 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 17 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,205 ♪ three's company too. ♪ 18 00:01:17,844 --> 00:01:20,457 Chrissy, wait a minute. Wait, I want you to hear this. 19 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:23,121 - what? - it's for the roper's Party tonight, okay? 20 00:01:25,286 --> 00:01:27,730 ♪ stanley and helen ♪ 21 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,267 ♪ your anniversary's Today two, three, four ♪ 22 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:32,702 ♪ stanley and helen ♪ 23 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,004 ♪ we've come to Laugh and to play. ♪ 24 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:37,274 Janet, I don't think so. 25 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:39,309 What's wrong with it? 26 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:42,401 What, sounds too much Like "Roll out the barrel." 27 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:48,952 - it is "Roll out the barrel." - it is not. 28 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:52,355 You didn't even Say "Barrel" once. 29 00:01:52,379 --> 00:01:55,725 Chrissy, come on, I know that. 30 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:59,096 I changed the words on purpose. 31 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,298 I thought it would be Nice to write... You know, 32 00:02:01,322 --> 00:02:03,533 A song or something for The ropers for tonight. 33 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:07,226 - oh. - an anniversary's a very Special event, you know? 34 00:02:08,895 --> 00:02:11,074 Can't be that special. They have one every year. 35 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,984 - are you gonna Help me or not? - yeah. 36 00:02:21,008 --> 00:02:23,987 Okay. Let's see... ♪ stanley... ♪ 37 00:02:24,011 --> 00:02:26,323 - oh, I got one! - what, what? 38 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:28,891 ♪ be kind to the ropers today ♪ 39 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:32,028 ♪ 'cause we all know It's their anniversray... ♪ 40 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:34,153 "Sray"? 41 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:37,100 "Anniversray"? Ha-ha-ha. 42 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:39,436 I think you better keep Working on that one. 43 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,538 - it's better than yours. - mine rhymed, okay? 44 00:02:41,562 --> 00:02:45,242 Excuse me, excuse me. Did you remind Roper that he has to fix the refrigerator? 45 00:02:45,266 --> 00:02:47,710 - everything is Freezing in there! - yeah, relax. 46 00:02:47,734 --> 00:02:49,979 - he said he'd be up today. - oh, good. 47 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:53,216 Have you ever tried pouring Frozen milk on cereal? 48 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,941 It's the first time I ever heard rice Krispies go snap, crackle and burr. 49 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,458 Jack, help us write a Song for the roper's party. 50 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:03,926 - jack: huh? - janet: yes, sit down, Sit down. Look, 51 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:05,762 We're trying to Come up with a song 52 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:08,031 That will be just right For the roper's marriage. 53 00:03:08,055 --> 00:03:11,415 How about "Strangers In the night"? 54 00:03:13,394 --> 00:03:16,339 Hey, maybe we should do A cheer instead of a song. 55 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:19,609 - you think so? Like what though? - cheer? 56 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:22,945 Umm... Okay, okay. 57 00:03:22,969 --> 00:03:26,949 ♪ two, four, six, eight who Do we appreciate the ropers ♪ 58 00:03:26,973 --> 00:03:30,141 ♪ the ropers, Yeah, the ropers. ♪ 59 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,990 That was fantastic, chrissy? 60 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,850 You mean... 61 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:46,969 No kidding, jack. No kidding. You mean you like those words? 62 00:03:46,993 --> 00:03:49,272 - what words? - oh, jack. 63 00:03:49,296 --> 00:03:53,142 - you wanna make a big hit At the anniversary party? - yeah. 64 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:56,346 I got just the thing... I will Bake a tremendous cake 65 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:58,781 And you and chrissy Will just jump out of it. 66 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:01,551 - hey, that sounds like fun. - in the nude. 67 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:04,621 - not fun. - okay, I got A better idea. 68 00:04:04,645 --> 00:04:06,456 I'll still bake the Tremendous cake, 69 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,292 You'll still jump out of it, but You'll have all your clothes on. 70 00:04:09,316 --> 00:04:11,928 Everybody else at the party'll Be nude. How about that? 71 00:04:11,952 --> 00:04:14,231 - jack. - jack, that is not A better idea. 72 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:16,866 Okay, back to the original Plan. I'll start the frosting, 73 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,868 You get undressed. 74 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:27,310 You know, mr. Roper, I've been a Real estate agent for many years, 75 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:30,247 But this is the fastest Sale I've ever made. 76 00:04:30,271 --> 00:04:34,150 Well, I've owned that old Apartment house long enough. 77 00:04:34,174 --> 00:04:37,120 - besides, I know The value of a dollar. - oh, I can see that. 78 00:04:37,144 --> 00:04:40,189 The minute I told you how much Money you can get for the building... 79 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:42,792 Well, when it's Right, I act fast. 80 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,561 You sure do. 81 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:48,298 You were ready to sign the Moment you regained consciousness. 82 00:04:48,322 --> 00:04:50,800 Hey, when do I get the money? 83 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:54,003 Well, don't you want your attorney To look these papers over first? 84 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:57,374 No, no, I'll do it myself. I used to Have one of those high-priced lawyers, 85 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,765 But why blow 10 bucks When you don't have to? 86 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:06,449 Uh-huh. Well, I never Thought of it that way. 87 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,407 This is your copy. 88 00:05:09,576 --> 00:05:12,121 Can you bring the check By my place tonight? 89 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,157 Oh, certainly, but I thought 90 00:05:14,181 --> 00:05:16,393 You were keeping this as A secret from your wife. 91 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:19,162 Just till tonight. It's gonna Be an anniversary surprise. 92 00:05:19,186 --> 00:05:23,366 Oh, why don't we drink a toast To the sale of your building? 93 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,691 Good idea. I'll get Some more wine. 94 00:05:30,764 --> 00:05:33,109 - forget the toast. My wife is here. - what? 95 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:35,743 You better get out. You'll ruin the surprise. 96 00:05:35,767 --> 00:05:37,280 Oh, oh, oh... Okay, okay. 97 00:05:37,304 --> 00:05:40,639 Just a minute. Here's the check. You can pay this at the bar. 98 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:55,064 Stanley, who is that woman? 99 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,066 Helen, what a surprise! 100 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,068 What are you doing here?! 101 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:02,339 Stanley, I saw you With that woman. 102 00:06:02,363 --> 00:06:05,007 You did? Oh, you Mean that woman? 103 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:07,310 Oh, she just stopped By to ask directions. 104 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:10,880 And stayed for lunch? 105 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:13,538 Helen, what would I Do with another woman? 106 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,556 Beats me. 107 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:22,225 Especially on our anniversary. 108 00:06:22,249 --> 00:06:24,527 Oh, stanley, I'm so excited 109 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,996 About the party tonight. 110 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,998 And I'm just so glad 111 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:31,668 That you wanted to celebrate Our anniversary this year. 112 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:35,527 - every time I think about it, I get romantic. - will you... Shh. 113 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,642 This is not the right Place to talk about sex. 114 00:06:39,666 --> 00:06:41,299 People are eating! 115 00:06:45,706 --> 00:06:47,517 All right, now I'm Gonna teach you 116 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,619 How to make a triple Layer cake. Are you all set? 117 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,621 - mm-hmm. - lesson number one... 118 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:53,945 The egg. Pick up your egg. 119 00:06:55,549 --> 00:06:58,027 Janet, janet work with us, okay? 120 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:01,030 Just work with us. Thank you. Hold the egg, 121 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:04,890 Look at it, make The egg your friend. 122 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:08,593 Ready? Now crack your friend. 123 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,409 Ooh, ooh, ooh. 124 00:07:12,433 --> 00:07:16,501 In the bowl, janet. The cooks Always put everything in the bowl. 125 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:20,717 Except the eggshells, Chrissy. Want to work on that? 126 00:07:20,741 --> 00:07:24,220 Oh, jack. Look, why don't we Just forget about the eggs? 127 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:26,055 Yeah, what do we Need them for anyway? 128 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:29,581 Because a cake without Eggs is called a frisbee. 129 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:35,364 - when are we Getting to the frosting? - one thing a time, janet. 130 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:38,935 This cake is gonna be so beautiful You're gonna wanna wrap it up as a present. 131 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:42,004 Okay. Present! Oh, my gosh, 132 00:07:42,028 --> 00:07:45,074 We've been so busy writing this Song and thinking about the cake 133 00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:47,043 We forgot to get The ropers a present. 134 00:07:47,067 --> 00:07:49,011 Oh, you're right. What Are we gonna get them? 135 00:07:49,035 --> 00:07:50,980 I don't know, but there Must be something 136 00:07:51,004 --> 00:07:53,149 Mrs. Roper's been Wanting for a long time. 137 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:55,184 Yeah, but I think she Wants it from mr. Roper. 138 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,489 - you are terrible. - I'll get it. 139 00:07:59,513 --> 00:08:01,558 Ooh, I got an idea, Jack. Wait a minute, wait. 140 00:08:01,582 --> 00:08:04,494 What do you think of this? What About a plant from down at my shop? 141 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:06,796 - that's a great idea. I like that. - me too. 142 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,665 - it's thoughtful. - and it's beautiful. 143 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,622 All: and it's cheap. 144 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:16,606 - hi, mr. Roper. - hi. I came up to fix The refrigerator. 145 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:19,943 Oh, thank you, mr. Roper. I'm sorry You have to do it on your anniversary. 146 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:23,212 It's no problem. It's the last Time I'm gonna fix it anyway. 147 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,915 What?! Pardon me, What did you say? 148 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:29,018 Nothing, nothing. Just there are Gonna some changes around here... 149 00:08:29,042 --> 00:08:30,942 Pretty soon. 150 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,624 Ch... 151 00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:36,726 - what'd he mean by that? - I don't know, 152 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:39,161 - but let's go find out. - what is he talking about? 153 00:08:39,185 --> 00:08:42,164 Mr. Roper, 154 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,667 Do you see anything wrong With the refrigerator there? 155 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:47,136 - it's just your thermostat. - oh. 156 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,238 Mr. Roper, we were Just wondering... 157 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,975 What you meant there... 158 00:08:51,999 --> 00:08:54,611 About... There're gonna be Some changes made around here. 159 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,846 Let me put it this way, janet, 160 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,949 Somebody you know is Going to be moving out. 161 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,718 - who? - that's a secret. 162 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,586 I'll tell you at the Anniversary party. 163 00:09:03,610 --> 00:09:06,022 That's when I'm gonna tell Helen. I'll see you tonight. 164 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,357 - wait, wait, wait... - yeah, but mr. Roper, 165 00:09:08,381 --> 00:09:11,961 Can't you even give us a little tiny Hint on who's moving out, please? 166 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:14,831 Well, there's an old Navy saying, chrissy, 167 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:18,001 That no matter how Often a man sales on a ship, 168 00:09:18,025 --> 00:09:21,560 There finally comes a time When he's gonna leave her. 169 00:09:22,629 --> 00:09:26,565 Bye, kids. ♪ anchor's away... ♪ 170 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:32,314 - what is he talking about? - I got it, I got it. 171 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,651 I figured out his secret. 172 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:37,687 - I figured out his secret. - chrissy, what is it? 173 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:39,689 Weren't you two Paying attention? 174 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:41,646 - jack: tell us. - janet: what, please? 175 00:09:43,183 --> 00:09:46,017 Mr. Roper's gonna Leave the navy. 176 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,801 - the child needs help. - yes. 177 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:55,304 Chrissy, mr. Roper Is not in the navy. 178 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:58,340 He's just said he's Gonna leave a ship. 179 00:09:58,364 --> 00:10:02,278 - mr. Roper Doesn't have a ship. - yes, he does. 180 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,869 - huh? - the s.S. Mrs. Roper. 181 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,150 Oh, no. You mean... 182 00:10:08,174 --> 00:10:10,687 - he's going to leave her?! - yeah. 183 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:13,122 - what a rotten thing to do! - yeah. 184 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,080 He never even Took us for a sail. 185 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:28,905 Boy, I can't believe it. I can't Believe roper's leaving his wife. 186 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:31,173 After 22 years. 187 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,142 I wonder why. 188 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:36,278 Nine times out of 10 It's another woman. 189 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:39,082 Come on, jack, we're Talking about mr. Roper. 190 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:42,206 Oh, yeah. I wonder What it is the other time. 191 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,788 Jack, we have to talk to them. 192 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:49,458 - and say what? - well, we'll... 193 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:53,262 Chrissy, your father's a minister. What does he say to couples in trouble? 194 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,832 He tells them to keep the baby. 195 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:07,777 Look, the very least we can do 196 00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:09,812 Is go down and Talk to mrs. Roper. 197 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,381 Oh, janet, why? She doesn't Even know about it yet. 198 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:16,119 Exactly, we can help soften The blow. We are her friends. 199 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,821 Yeah, you're Right. You're right. 200 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,924 We owe it to her, even if she will Hate us for the rest of our lives. 201 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,893 - yeah. - just try to break it To her gently. 202 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,494 - me? - yeah. 203 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,363 What? How come you're Not gonna tell her? 204 00:11:27,387 --> 00:11:29,198 - oh, I wouldn't Do it right. - why not?! 205 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,233 'cause I'm a man. 206 00:11:31,257 --> 00:11:33,235 You're also a chicken. 207 00:11:33,259 --> 00:11:35,604 Janet, janet, he's right. 208 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:38,007 Telling mrs. Roper's A woman's job. 209 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,276 - oh, I guess so. - let me know how She takes it. 210 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,344 What?! Chrissy, come here! 211 00:11:42,368 --> 00:11:45,748 - you're going with me. - I can't. Divorces make me So sad I cry. 212 00:11:45,772 --> 00:11:48,417 It's all right. I'll take a Whole box of tissue. Come on. 213 00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,386 Wait. What about This triple layer cake? 214 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,254 - I help you. - no, jack can Handle that. 215 00:11:52,278 --> 00:11:54,638 Chickens love working with eggs. 216 00:11:56,549 --> 00:11:59,269 "Chickens love Working with eggs." 217 00:12:00,787 --> 00:12:05,601 ♪ oh how we dance samba ♪ 218 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,370 ♪ night ♪ 219 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,372 ♪ where... ♪ 220 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,464 ♪ it's open. ♪ 221 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:17,646 Hi, girls, hi. 222 00:12:17,670 --> 00:12:19,548 - come on in. - okay. 223 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,920 Just getting the place Ready for the party tonight. 224 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,944 Oh. Stay! 225 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,992 Mrs. Roper, is Your husband home? 226 00:12:30,016 --> 00:12:31,994 No, no, he went out. 227 00:12:32,018 --> 00:12:35,198 Oh, that man has Made me so happy! 228 00:12:35,222 --> 00:12:38,667 This is gonna be one Anniversary I'll never forget. 229 00:12:43,063 --> 00:12:46,030 Chrissy, smile. 230 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,980 Mrs... 231 00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:55,218 Mrs. Roper, we'd like to talk To you about your anniversary. 232 00:12:55,242 --> 00:12:57,453 - oh, I'd love to. - janet: good. 233 00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,589 Oh, I wanna show you the Surprise I bought for stanley. 234 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,415 Shh, shh. 235 00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:10,099 - chrissy, Are you all right? - she's all right. 236 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,168 Oh. Here, look at it. 237 00:13:12,192 --> 00:13:15,138 - oh, it's beautiful. - oh, yeah. 238 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:18,930 Stanley always wanted a watch Dressy enough for bowling. 239 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:23,646 Here, chrissy, read the Inscription on the back. 240 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,937 Go ahead... Shh. 241 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,419 "To my dear stanley, 242 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,022 For the years we've had 243 00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,591 And the good times to come..." 244 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:45,968 I didn't' know it Was so touching. 245 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,737 Give me this, Chrissy. Give it to me. 246 00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:51,140 Mrs. Roper, it's very touching. 247 00:13:51,164 --> 00:13:55,778 Mrs. Roper, I think... Ahem... 248 00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:58,815 I th... I think you Should sit down. 249 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,884 - what is it, janet? - well, 250 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,142 Mrs. Roper, um... 251 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:09,747 The truth is... God. 252 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,484 I just love the way You're wearing your hair. 253 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:16,866 - janet, tell her! - I can't. 254 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:18,634 You tell her, chrissy. 255 00:14:18,658 --> 00:14:21,103 Yes, you can. Yes, you can. Your father is a minister. 256 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:23,194 It'll go great. 257 00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:28,244 Janet: see how good it's going? 258 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:32,815 Well, mrs. Roper, see... 259 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:35,584 The world is made up Of two kinds of people, 260 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,553 Twos and ones. 261 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,822 Sometimes two ones become a two 262 00:14:39,846 --> 00:14:42,992 And other times one of the ones Of the two gets tired of being a two 263 00:14:43,016 --> 00:14:44,994 and wants to become a one again. 264 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,263 Not that the other one Of the two isn't a nice one. 265 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:50,889 It's just that two ones can't Be a two without the one. 266 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:59,097 See? 267 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:02,444 No. 268 00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,838 Chrissy, chrissy, chrissy. 269 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,254 Two beers, jim. Thanks. 270 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,256 Jack, I'm a busy man. Do you mind telling me 271 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,391 Why you dragged me All the way down here? 272 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,760 Well, mr. Roper, I have To have a talk with you 273 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:20,363 - man to man. - okay. 274 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,520 When does your man get here? 275 00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:29,305 Mr. Roper, look, I know what Your surprise is for tonight. 276 00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,908 - you do?! - yeah, and I think you're Making a big mistake. 277 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,943 Have you thought about What you're leaving? 278 00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,512 I know what I'm leaving, 279 00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:39,536 An old eye sore that I'm sick And tired of taking care of. 280 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:46,789 Come on, mr. Roper, you Don't really mean that. 281 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:49,691 You wanna bet? You come Downstairs with me some time. 282 00:15:49,715 --> 00:15:51,782 I'll show you a Sagging foundation. 283 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,332 No, thanks, I'd... I'd rather not. 284 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,267 - here you go. - thanks, jim. 285 00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:01,037 Mr. Roper, maybe I'm not going About this in the right way. 286 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:03,205 You know, your wife... I mean, 287 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,408 She's... She's a Wonderful woman. 288 00:16:05,432 --> 00:16:07,176 So? 289 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,079 So before you pull your Surprise on her tonight, 290 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,248 Why don't you... Try again? 291 00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:14,372 Try what? 292 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:19,255 Well, a little romance Wouldn't hurt. 293 00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:22,546 You know, a little sweet Talk, soft music and... 294 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,752 You know. A little whoopee. 295 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,733 Whoopee? 296 00:16:31,757 --> 00:16:33,769 Sure. Right now. 297 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,438 - now? - yeah. 298 00:16:35,462 --> 00:16:37,840 But it's still light out. 299 00:16:37,864 --> 00:16:40,676 It's your anniversary. 300 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,279 Oh, well. 301 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:46,148 - maybe you're right. - I know I am. Let's go. 302 00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,584 Not yet. 303 00:16:48,608 --> 00:16:50,987 Jim, two double scotches. 304 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,810 Oh. 305 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:58,082 And what are you gonna have? 306 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,792 Helen. 307 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,974 Where are you? 308 00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,976 Helen: I'm in the Kitchen, stanley, 309 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,112 and I wanna talk to you. 310 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:18,269 Me too. 311 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:32,517 Come on out here, helen. 312 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:39,101 Stanley, there's something That we have to discuss. 313 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:41,059 Hi. 314 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,473 What? 315 00:17:44,497 --> 00:17:45,963 Hi. 316 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:50,712 Look, stanley, the girls Just told me something that... 317 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,681 I just can't believe. 318 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:56,385 I never realized how Beautiful you look in blue. 319 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:59,621 You know what they say, the Wife is always the last to know. 320 00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:02,991 I would've told you sooner, but You never wore that dress before. 321 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:04,993 Don't you make Fun of me, stanley. 322 00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,917 I'm not, I'm not. 323 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:11,722 Helen, come on, Let's go in the... 324 00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:16,305 In the bathroom? 325 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,596 No, the bedroom. 326 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:21,099 Why? 327 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,535 You know, helen. 328 00:18:32,579 --> 00:18:35,057 You want us to go in the bedroom 329 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,448 So you can make it rain? 330 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,297 No. 331 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,200 Look, stanley, I know what Kind of games you're playing, 332 00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:48,704 But... I want the truth About our marriage. 333 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,706 So you just better Start talking. 334 00:18:50,730 --> 00:18:53,442 The truth is I want you To go in there with me 335 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,666 So we can have a little fun. 336 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,769 Now?! 337 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:03,674 Why not? It might the last Time for us in that bedroom. 338 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,257 Then the girls were right. 339 00:19:08,281 --> 00:19:10,726 Come on, helen, you can Rub my back and everything. 340 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,162 You're an animal! 341 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,897 - helen. - how could You do this to me? 342 00:19:15,921 --> 00:19:18,534 I thought you'd like it. 343 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,003 It's open! 344 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:24,106 All three: happy anniversary! 345 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,175 I hope I never see you again, 346 00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:30,879 You... You... You Two-timing crumb. 347 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:33,382 I thought you said you got Them back together again. 348 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,817 I did. They're Fighting together. 349 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:38,720 - what are you talking about? - you girls were right About him. 350 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:42,090 - he is leaving me For another woman. - what?! 351 00:19:42,114 --> 00:19:43,959 Hello. 352 00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:46,450 She's the other woman. 353 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,556 Oh, I guess you found out About our little surprise. 354 00:19:54,160 --> 00:19:57,239 Darn right I did, honey. 355 00:19:57,263 --> 00:20:01,810 - and just in time too. - mr. Roper, you didn't tell me There was another woman. 356 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:05,469 This isn't a woman. This is mrs. Dawson. 357 00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:10,118 - she's married. - oh, chrissy, I wonder If her husband knows. 358 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,510 Of course he knows. He Must've been at the wedding. 359 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,827 I can't tell you how hard It was to keep it from you. 360 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,163 I mean, we had to meet in All sorts of weird places 361 00:20:21,187 --> 00:20:23,131 So you wouldn't find out... 362 00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:25,767 You know, coffee Shops, park benches. 363 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:28,270 Yeah, I'll bet you did. 364 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:31,907 And once even in your husband's Car. Oh god, was that uncomfortable! 365 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:33,564 Oh... 366 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:38,247 Mr. Roper, I can't believe You're having an affair. 367 00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,249 This is my real estate agent. 368 00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:43,051 Who cares if she's your Butcher? It's still wrong! 369 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:47,590 - you're all wrong. - what is everybody Talking about? 370 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:51,382 They think that you And I are having an affair. 371 00:20:56,188 --> 00:20:58,989 Oh, people, please! 372 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,498 I'm in real estate, Not recycling. 373 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,349 So, stanley, if... 374 00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:15,618 If there is nothing Going on, then... 375 00:21:15,642 --> 00:21:20,155 Why have you been sneaking Around with your real estate agent? 376 00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,157 It was an Anniversary surprise... 377 00:21:22,181 --> 00:21:24,593 For you, helen. 378 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,629 For me?! 379 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:29,898 - then... Then you two aren't... - no, no, no. 380 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:32,601 - mrs. Dawson: no, no, no. - wait. I cannot stand it Anymore. 381 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:34,236 - what is this big surprise? - yeah! 382 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,305 - you're ready? - janet and jack: yes! 383 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:39,363 Helen, I sold the building. 384 00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:42,444 What building? 385 00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:43,967 this building! 386 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:47,549 This building? 387 00:21:47,573 --> 00:21:49,840 You sold this building?! 388 00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:54,356 That we've lived in for 14 years 389 00:21:54,380 --> 00:21:56,625 Without consulting me? 390 00:21:56,649 --> 00:22:00,061 This is my home too, stanley! 391 00:22:00,085 --> 00:22:02,998 I happen to like it Here and I'm not moving! 392 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,589 And this is how Much you got for it. 393 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,830 Oh, what the hell, we were Due for a change anyway. 394 00:22:15,201 --> 00:22:18,079 Congratulations, mrs. Roper. 395 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:20,549 Happy anniversary To both of you. 396 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:22,651 I'd better be running Along. Bye-bye. 397 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,754 - mr. Roper: thank you Very much, mrs. Dawson. - uh-huh. 398 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:30,158 Mr. Roper, 399 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,895 - you... You're really Gonna move? - yeah. 400 00:22:33,919 --> 00:22:35,798 This is so sudden! 401 00:22:35,822 --> 00:22:39,535 You're the only Landlords I ever had. 402 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:43,872 Boy, uh... I'm really Gonna miss you. 403 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,041 - oh, janet. - chrissy: I'll miss you too.. 404 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:50,100 I'm gonna miss you too. 405 00:22:51,237 --> 00:22:54,049 Oh, and you too, mr. Roper. 406 00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:56,485 What about me? I'm Gonna miss them both too. 407 00:22:56,509 --> 00:23:00,689 - hey, mrs. Roper... - oh, jack. 408 00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:04,314 - we'll send each Other christmas cards. - yeah, let's do. 409 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,825 Oh, what the hell. 410 00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,983 Well, what are we waiting for? 411 00:23:28,007 --> 00:23:30,652 - come on, Let's start the party. - I got a cake, mrs. Roper. 412 00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:32,554 Oh, yeah, yeah. Hey, stanley... 413 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,690 Stanley, go get the Plates for the cake, okay? 414 00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:36,925 - you baked it yourself? - yes, I did. 415 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:39,828 - oh, that's so darling. - this is for you and Mr. Roper from us. 416 00:23:39,852 --> 00:23:42,431 - that's beautiful, kids. - happy anniversary. 417 00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:45,333 Oh, thank you. That's so nice. 418 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:49,505 It... It's gonna be so different Around here without you. 419 00:23:49,529 --> 00:23:52,608 - oh, yeah. - yeah. Hey, listen, 420 00:23:52,632 --> 00:23:55,377 With mr. Roper gone, That means I'm free, 421 00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:58,680 No more masquerading, no more Hiding the fact that I go for girls. 422 00:23:58,704 --> 00:24:00,849 - so look out. - that's right. 423 00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,818 But wait a minute, Wait a minute, jack. 424 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:05,587 Will the new landlords let two Girls and a guy live together? 425 00:24:05,611 --> 00:24:07,456 Oh, don't worry, I Took care of that. 426 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:11,081 - you did? - yeah, I told them You are gay. 427 00:24:42,782 --> 00:24:45,160 Ritter's voice: "Three's Company" was videotaped 428 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:47,117 in front of a studio audience. 33321

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