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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:13,490 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,592 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,594 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,262 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:21,898 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:24,167 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,169 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,171 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:31,008 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:34,111 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:37,014 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:39,883 ♪ you'll see that Life is a ball again ♪ 13 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:43,320 ♪ laughter is calling for you ♪ 14 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:46,423 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:49,114 ♪ three's company too ♪ 16 00:01:08,368 --> 00:01:11,414 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 17 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:13,171 ♪ three's company too. ♪ 18 00:01:16,376 --> 00:01:19,043 Okay, there's your receipt And thank you very much. 19 00:01:34,995 --> 00:01:36,795 Good morning. 20 00:01:38,064 --> 00:01:40,732 Oh... Oh... 21 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:43,513 May I help you? 22 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:47,116 Better yet, may I help you? 23 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:51,053 - what? - well... Oh oh dear. 24 00:01:51,077 --> 00:01:52,844 Oh oh my. 25 00:01:54,180 --> 00:01:56,325 I don't know what's Wrong with me. 26 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:59,283 I seem to be all thumbs today. 27 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:03,788 I wouldn't say that. 28 00:02:05,993 --> 00:02:07,670 Oh, oh... 29 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:11,107 Did you come in to Pick up some flowers? 30 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,676 No, but that's what I seem to be doing. 31 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:16,112 Oh... 32 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,836 For you. 33 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:22,719 I'm mr. Haliday, the Creeping charlie. 34 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,787 Charlie haliday? 35 00:02:24,811 --> 00:02:28,658 No, greg haliday. I ordered a Creeping charlie for my beach house. 36 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:31,561 Oh right, of course. I'm Sorry, creepy... I mean charlie! 37 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:33,129 No, I mean greg! 38 00:02:33,153 --> 00:02:34,764 - oh I mean... I'm sorry. - that's okay. 39 00:02:34,788 --> 00:02:36,566 I don't know what's Wrong with me today. 40 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:38,902 I'm just having One of those days. 41 00:02:38,926 --> 00:02:41,905 - your name is? - janet... Wood. 42 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:44,128 O-o, w-o-o-d. Janet Wood, that's my name. 43 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,043 - janet? - yes. 44 00:02:47,067 --> 00:02:49,311 That's a lovely name, janet. 45 00:02:49,335 --> 00:02:52,737 Oh well, thank you very much. 46 00:02:54,942 --> 00:02:58,688 - oh... Here's your plant, Mr. Haliday. - oh. 47 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,156 It's all ready. 48 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:01,591 - thanks. - oh sure. 49 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:03,335 - how much? - how much what? 50 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:08,765 - how much do I owe you? - oh you don't owe me Anything. 51 00:03:08,789 --> 00:03:11,133 You mean for the plant. 52 00:03:11,157 --> 00:03:15,104 That's... That plant is $15. 53 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:18,107 15... Oh uh... 54 00:03:18,131 --> 00:03:20,910 By the way, do you Have any boston fern? 55 00:03:20,934 --> 00:03:23,980 - oh no, I'm sorry. - that's too bad. 56 00:03:24,004 --> 00:03:26,282 Actually... 57 00:03:26,306 --> 00:03:30,453 We did have some, but they Were looking really puny 58 00:03:30,477 --> 00:03:32,917 So I took them home To my apartment. 59 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:34,679 Lucky ferns. 60 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,231 Yes, well, you know How plants are. 61 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:44,567 They just thrive on Love and affection. 62 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:46,903 Oh I agree. 63 00:03:46,927 --> 00:03:49,839 I believe every living thing Needs love and affection. 64 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:53,632 Me too! I just love giving Love to living things! 65 00:03:57,403 --> 00:03:59,348 - really? - oh yeah... 66 00:03:59,372 --> 00:04:01,584 Well, what I mean is that... 67 00:04:01,608 --> 00:04:04,854 If there wasn't any giving love then There wouldn't be any living things. 68 00:04:04,878 --> 00:04:06,377 No, what I mean is... 69 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:11,961 What I meant to say was that... 70 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:14,964 Plants are just like people. They're Just like people. They need love... 71 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:17,722 And water and fertilizer. 72 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:22,171 - that's one way of putting it. - yeah, that's one way. 73 00:04:22,195 --> 00:04:24,507 Good... Well, here is... 74 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:26,408 To bad about the Nephrolepis exaltata. 75 00:04:26,432 --> 00:04:28,678 Oh am I impressed! 76 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:31,714 You know the latin Name for boston fern? 77 00:04:31,738 --> 00:04:35,685 Well, there's just something About ferns that turns me on. 78 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:37,920 Really? 79 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,957 Well, they're so Quiet and mysterious. 80 00:04:40,981 --> 00:04:45,762 You should see my Asparagus sprengeri. 81 00:04:45,786 --> 00:04:47,826 I'll bet it's beautiful. 82 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:53,970 - well... Gee. - gee. 83 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:57,073 It's been a real pleasure Talking to you, janet. 84 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:59,341 Oh well, I've Enjoyed it too, greg. 85 00:04:59,365 --> 00:05:01,032 Well... 86 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:05,347 - wait! - yes? 87 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:07,950 Uh... 88 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,419 If you would like To see those ferns, 89 00:05:10,443 --> 00:05:12,603 I could show them to you. 90 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,657 You mean the ones In your apartment? 91 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:17,794 Oh yes, you know, if you're Interested in the ferns, 92 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,595 I would love for You to see them... 93 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:21,953 If you're interested In those ferns. 94 00:05:23,590 --> 00:05:27,058 Fine. I'd love to look at Anything you have to show me. 95 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:32,797 I get off at 6:30. 96 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:36,601 - great, I'll pick you up. - great! 97 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,481 Oh, please be home! 98 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:59,457 Hello? Oh hi, janet! What's new? 99 00:06:00,761 --> 00:06:03,606 Huh?! A creeping charlie? 100 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:06,031 Is that anything Like a peeping tom? 101 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,883 Oh... Oh really! 102 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:16,307 Oh he sounds fantastic. I can't wait to meet him. 103 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:21,791 Oh actually, chrissy, we sort Of planned to be alone tonight. 104 00:06:21,815 --> 00:06:25,161 - where are you And greg going? - to our apartment. 105 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:28,865 - oh where are Jack and I going? - out. 106 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:32,468 - please? - oh janet, I was gonna Wash my hair tonight. 107 00:06:32,492 --> 00:06:34,336 Oh but, chrissy, Gee, I've just met him. 108 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:37,406 I don't know how he'll react to The three of us living together. 109 00:06:37,430 --> 00:06:39,809 - aren't you Gonna tell him? - oh sure, 110 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:42,712 But later on, after we know Each other just a little better. 111 00:06:42,736 --> 00:06:46,615 Listen, chrissy, tonight I want Everything to rock but the boat. 112 00:06:46,639 --> 00:06:48,818 Okay, all right. 113 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:51,802 Jack and I will be out of Here by 7:00. Okay, bye-bye. 114 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,157 - hey, chrissy? - yeah? 115 00:06:54,181 --> 00:06:55,892 How do you feel about Tuna casserole for dinner. 116 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:56,926 - I'd love it. - good. 117 00:06:56,950 --> 00:06:59,195 - but don't make it. - what? 118 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:00,997 You and I are going out tonight. 119 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,166 You see, janet's met This terrific new guy 120 00:07:03,190 --> 00:07:04,901 And she's invited him back here. 121 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,704 Janet asked a guy out? Why? 122 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:10,407 So he wouldn't ask her out. 123 00:07:10,431 --> 00:07:12,464 Now why don't I understand that? 124 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:17,080 This way she gets the Home court advantage. 125 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:19,616 Home court advantage? 126 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,183 Well, sure! It's always easier 127 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:23,742 For a girl to be taken Advantage of in her own home. 128 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:26,889 Oh really? 129 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:28,925 Okay, chrissy, you Serve, I'll receive. 130 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:31,628 No, jack, I don't Play that game. 131 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:33,362 What are we gonna do tonight? 132 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:36,365 Uh... I got it! The Basketball game. 133 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:39,201 - oh I love watching Basketball! - yeah! 134 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:41,404 I once had a date with A basketball player. 135 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:43,640 - how was it? - so-so. 136 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:45,675 - wasn't he good company? - I don't know. 137 00:07:45,699 --> 00:07:48,210 He was so tall, everything he Said went right over my head. 138 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:53,049 I better catch larry before He gets rid of those tickets. 139 00:07:53,073 --> 00:07:54,484 It's gonna be so much fun! 140 00:07:54,508 --> 00:07:56,319 Wilkes dribbles down foul line! 141 00:07:56,343 --> 00:07:58,621 Cross courts the ball to dantley! Dantley fakes out to center, 142 00:07:58,645 --> 00:08:00,623 Goes up, passes the Ball to martin... Nixon! 143 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:03,025 Nixon looks around, Throws the ball to jabbar. 144 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,828 Jabbar takes it and Says, "Thanks, shorty," 145 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,362 Bounces the ball A couple of times, 146 00:08:06,386 --> 00:08:09,265 Turns for his famous pivot Jump shot, and there it goes! 147 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:12,624 Jack? 148 00:08:14,060 --> 00:08:15,705 Jack, did you fall? 149 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:24,168 Oh jack, did you fall? 150 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,351 - are you all right? - he's not hurt, 151 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:30,255 But he broke my Rubber tree plant! 152 00:08:31,277 --> 00:08:35,313 Oh my legs... Mommy! Oh there it is. 153 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,730 Argh, I can't feel Anything in my left leg. 154 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,834 See? It doesn't hurt. 155 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,234 We better get him to a hospital. 156 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:48,204 Oh you're right. Stanley, Give her the keys to your car. 157 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:52,642 - my car? - yeah, jack can lie down In the back seat. 158 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:53,877 Is there enough room? 159 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:55,834 I wouldn't know. 160 00:08:59,305 --> 00:09:02,318 Here. It might need some gas. 161 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:04,353 It takes premium. 162 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:08,791 It takes regular. Stanley, help him up! 163 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,426 - all right. - jack: here. 164 00:09:10,450 --> 00:09:12,996 - let me put my arm Around your shoulder. - hey. 165 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:17,255 - this is an emergency. Don't get cute. - I was just... 166 00:09:22,228 --> 00:09:24,040 - got him, chrissy? - yeah. 167 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:28,399 Chrissy, stay close to me. In case I Fall, I'd like something soft to land on. 168 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,116 Huh? Oh. 169 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:49,666 Oh stanley, you've Been out here for ages. 170 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:53,502 - are you all right? - yeah, I'm thinking About jack. 171 00:09:53,526 --> 00:09:57,640 Oh that's nice. 172 00:09:57,664 --> 00:09:59,976 You're really worried about him. 173 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:02,211 Of course, I'm Worried about him! 174 00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,955 If he's hurt bad, He could sue me. 175 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,415 Why would he do that? 176 00:10:06,439 --> 00:10:08,718 Because he slipped On my wet steps. 177 00:10:08,742 --> 00:10:10,620 I just finished Hosing them down. 178 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:11,821 - oh... - you'll see. 179 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,857 He'll sue me, and my Insurance premiums 180 00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:16,225 Will go right through the roof. 181 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:19,662 Oh don't be silly. It's Just a little bruise. 182 00:10:19,686 --> 00:10:21,363 You know jack. He's young. 183 00:10:21,387 --> 00:10:24,322 He's in fine physical condition. 184 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,403 Yeah, you're right. 185 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:30,729 He's probably up and Flitting around right now. 186 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,643 Oh hi, mr. Roper and mrs. Roper. 187 00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,979 Uh... What's that? 188 00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:38,581 The doctor said His leg is fractured. 189 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,951 - oh jack! I'm so sorry! - thanks. 190 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,886 Listen, chrissy, I think I should go upstairs 191 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,488 - and get A little rest. - yeah. 192 00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:47,389 - thanks for your car, Mr. Roper. - oh. 193 00:10:47,413 --> 00:10:48,958 - oh... - remember, jack, 194 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,860 I loaned you my car. 195 00:10:50,884 --> 00:10:54,330 - I appreciate that, mr. Roper. - and you could forget about The gas that you used. 196 00:10:54,354 --> 00:10:55,832 - it's on me. - oh good. 197 00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:57,600 That's very nice Of you, mr. Roper. 198 00:10:57,624 --> 00:10:59,135 Need a couple of aspirin, jack? 199 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,399 I'll let you have It for nothing. 200 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,305 Helen, give him some aspirin. 201 00:11:03,329 --> 00:11:05,374 No, mr. Roper, It's okay. I'm okay. 202 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,677 Remember, I'm the one who Picked you up, remember that. 203 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,245 Jack: I appreciate that. You've been very kind. 204 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,469 Thanks for Everything you've done. 205 00:11:12,939 --> 00:11:15,140 You hear that? He's gonna sue me. 206 00:11:18,679 --> 00:11:21,223 Chrissy, I tell you. I Could still cook dinner. 207 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:22,759 Just prop me up Against the stove. 208 00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:25,361 No, jack, the doctor Said you should rest. 209 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,997 Hey, don't worry. We'll have You up and running in no time. 210 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,354 - I'll cook the meals. - that'll do it. 211 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:38,730 I wonder if I'll still be Able to have children. 212 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,878 Sure. 213 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,702 - I think you ought to wait Till your leg heals, though. - yeah. 214 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:50,086 Ow, ow, ow... 215 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:53,389 Now we don't want your Leg catching cold now do we? 216 00:11:53,413 --> 00:11:55,847 No, it's tough when your Toes get the sniffles. 217 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:58,895 There, how's that? 218 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:02,431 Aw, chrissy, you're a Regular florence nightingale. 219 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:04,723 Aw, I don't sing that well. 220 00:12:07,694 --> 00:12:10,573 Well, I'll just let You rest, okay? 221 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,376 What is it? 222 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:16,278 - oh my head! - what? 223 00:12:16,302 --> 00:12:18,314 Chrissy, I have a headache. 224 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:20,683 Could you please rub my temples? 225 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,273 Oh! 226 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,589 Oh poor baby, oh... 227 00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:30,615 - how's that? - oh it feels so good! 228 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,262 Has the pain gone away? 229 00:12:33,286 --> 00:12:35,620 Not yet, chrissy. I'm A very slow healer. 230 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:42,426 Jack, isn't there something That you and I should be doing? 231 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:49,545 - I thought you wanted to wait Till my leg heals. - no. 232 00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:53,950 I mean I just feel like I've forgotten something. 233 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:57,842 Chrissy, relax. I Never forget anything. 234 00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:03,960 Well, here we are. 235 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:07,630 Oh very nice, janet. 236 00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:10,066 I just remembered What I never forget. 237 00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,700 Yeah, we're not Supposed to be here. 238 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,736 Quick, chrissy, hide! 239 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,404 Ow! 240 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:16,995 Chrissy... 241 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:31,042 - make yourself at home. - thank you. 242 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,930 I like it. 243 00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:45,902 Warm, charming, so attractive. 244 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,637 That's the same Line I always use. 245 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:49,972 It is? 246 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:53,542 Then I always say, "It must get lonely 247 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:56,078 Sleeping in this big Apartment, all alone." 248 00:13:56,102 --> 00:14:00,182 It must get lonely Sleeping in a big apartment 249 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,851 All alone. 250 00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,987 Jack, that's amazing! 251 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:09,225 Well, here's what you Came up here to see. 252 00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,626 What do you think of them? 253 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,383 Greg: oh! 254 00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:16,287 those are two beauties! 255 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:24,329 I've never seen such Gorgeous exaltatas! 256 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,545 Exaltatas? 257 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,847 I've never heard them Called that before. 258 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,115 Exaltatas. 259 00:14:33,139 --> 00:14:35,351 You know if you Want them to grow, 260 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,786 You have to put them in the Window at least once a day. 261 00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:45,694 I know, but I'm so concerned about Them getting too much sunlight. 262 00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,085 They're so delicate. 263 00:14:48,654 --> 00:14:52,357 Oh no, you'd be surprised the Rough treatment they can take. 264 00:14:55,261 --> 00:14:56,894 they look kind of dry. 265 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,072 - dry? - when was the last time you steamed them? 266 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,081 a couple weeks ago. 267 00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,483 I think they're about due again. 268 00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,186 I think you're right. 269 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,754 I don't believe this! 270 00:15:12,778 --> 00:15:15,624 ferns are very sturdy Plants, you know. 271 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:19,628 - ferns? - of course, ferns. 272 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:23,372 And you oughta be ashamed of yourself For what you were thinking, chrissy. 273 00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:26,051 - watch out. - okay. 274 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:34,043 Aw, there's nothing like Steam to perk up a fern. 275 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:38,347 You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say that this little guy is smiling. 276 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,420 They're coming out of The bathroom together! 277 00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:47,256 Hey, you know, you really ought To rest. Why don't you go to bed? 278 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,025 And miss this? Forget it, chrissy. 279 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:52,728 Come on, the doctor said you've Gotta get some rest! Now come to bed. 280 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:55,264 Chrissy, chrissy, could you Hand me the crutch please? 281 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:58,434 Oh here... Oh! 282 00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:01,804 - what was that? - I don't know. 283 00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:03,940 Well, it came from that Room. I better have a look. 284 00:16:03,964 --> 00:16:07,498 - well, be careful. - don't worry. I can Handle myself. 285 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,120 - what are you two doing? - yeah, fella! 286 00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,710 Not what you think. 287 00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,658 You know these people? 288 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,327 In a way... 289 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:26,695 Well you see... In a way, You see, we're neighbors. 290 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,932 We live in the apartment Upstairs. It looks just like this one! 291 00:16:31,691 --> 00:16:33,402 We make this Mistake all the time. 292 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,272 The wife and I sometimes don't Know where we're gonna wake up. 293 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,996 Isn't that right, Sugar dumpling? 294 00:16:40,566 --> 00:16:42,644 Okay, fella, up on Your feet. Come on. 295 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:45,181 Oh but... He can only Get up on one foot. 296 00:16:45,205 --> 00:16:46,337 What? 297 00:16:47,773 --> 00:16:50,419 - this one's broken. - broken?! 298 00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:53,321 Oh jack, how did it happen? 299 00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,257 Well, janet, when I Left here this morning... 300 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:58,481 Oh whoa, "When I left here this Morning?" oh he's your neighbor, huh? 301 00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:02,197 Greg, these are my roommates. 302 00:17:02,221 --> 00:17:04,867 This is chrissy snow And this is jack tripper. 303 00:17:04,891 --> 00:17:06,635 - oh jack... - roommates?! 304 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,936 You said you lived alone. 305 00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,972 No, not exactly. I said That we would be alone. 306 00:17:10,996 --> 00:17:12,841 Hey, hey, please, Don't blame janet. 307 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,710 We promised her We wouldn't be here. 308 00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:18,669 - yeah, we wanted to give her The home court advantage. - chrissy! 309 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,917 You're not helping. 310 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,420 Oh jack, does it hurt very bad? 311 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,521 - yeah. - yeah? 312 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,623 Mr. Roper: yoo hoo, Anybody home? 313 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,726 - who's that? Another roommate? - no. 314 00:17:30,750 --> 00:17:33,028 No, that's our landlord. I'll go get rid of him. 315 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,052 Jack: listen, can I... 316 00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,933 - mr. Roper... - where's jack? I want to talk to him. 317 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:40,235 - jack broke his leg. - I know he broke his leg. 318 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:42,571 - that's why I Gotta talk to him. - come on, stanley... 319 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:46,041 Let him rest. The poor boy's Been through enough today. 320 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,944 He can rest after we Settle this. Now where is he? 321 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,367 He's in his bedroom. 322 00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,955 I'm not gonna go in there. 323 00:17:59,979 --> 00:18:03,379 You don't have to worry, Stanley. A broken leg isn't catching. 324 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,228 - janet, - oh... 325 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,930 - jack was explaining to me... - who's this guy? 326 00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:11,967 These are the ropers, This is greg haliday. 327 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,603 - mrs. Roper: how do you do? - oh... I should have known. 328 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:17,473 He hired himself a lawyer. 329 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,175 - what? - mr. Roper, excuse me, But greg... 330 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,978 You're wasting your time, fella. You're not gonna get a nickel out of me. 331 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:27,271 I mean, is it my fault that those Kind of guys have soft bones? 332 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,486 Don't get so excited. 333 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,043 Oh it's okay. Let Him get excited. 334 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,691 Well, hi, everybody. 335 00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,092 - oh jack... - hi, jack. 336 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:42,030 Oh look at that. Still Wearing the cast, huh? 337 00:18:42,054 --> 00:18:44,733 What do you mean still? The Doctor said I have to wait six weeks 338 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,201 Before I can take it off. 339 00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:49,938 Six weeks? That's A long time to wait. 340 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:52,129 I've waited longer. 341 00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,811 Six weeks, huh? 342 00:18:55,835 --> 00:18:58,113 I guess that is a little bit Of an inconvenience for you 343 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,182 But it did happen in My apartment house, 344 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:02,217 So I'll tell you what I'm Gonna do. Just sign this. 345 00:19:02,241 --> 00:19:05,053 It says you're not going to sue me Or anything. I'll give you $50 in cash. 346 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:07,923 Mr. Roper, I'm not Interested in your $50. 347 00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,892 All right, I'll double it. $100, but that's my final offer. 348 00:19:10,916 --> 00:19:13,429 - honest, mr. Roper... - all right, I'll double my final offer... 349 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,964 - $200, but that's it. - mr. Roper, 350 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:19,535 I'd rather not talk About money, okay? 351 00:19:19,559 --> 00:19:20,969 Oh I get it. 352 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,394 I get it. 353 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,476 You want your lawyer Here to talk for you. 354 00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,634 - I am not a lawyer... - don't talk to me, you shyster! 355 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:35,272 I gotta go lie down. 356 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,688 I better go with him. 357 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:43,814 It's not often he's lying down And excited at the same time. 358 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,631 Oh, uh... 359 00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:52,401 Chrissy, will you help me Sit down on this couch here? 360 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:57,161 Jack, I think that janet and Greg would like to be alone. 361 00:19:58,264 --> 00:20:01,277 Oh, oh, oh... Sure, I understand. 362 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:05,247 Well, chrissy, would you help Me limp down to the regal beagle? 363 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,205 Nothing doing. I Want you in bed! 364 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,529 Would you like to sit down? 365 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,464 - yes. - okay. 366 00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,967 - thank you. - uh, greg, 367 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,569 I think I owe you an apology. 368 00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:30,939 I should have told you about my Roommates. I hope you're not angry. 369 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,808 No, why should I be angry? 370 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,010 I like the arrangement... 371 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:38,881 Them in their room And us in our room. 372 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:43,306 Oh yeah, it is kind of Cozy in here, isn't it? 373 00:20:45,845 --> 00:20:47,489 I wasn't talking About this room. 374 00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:49,525 I was talking about Your bedroom. 375 00:20:49,549 --> 00:20:52,260 - my bedroom? - mm... 376 00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:54,596 Oh but it's so comfortable Here on the couch. 377 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:58,299 But it would be so much More comfortable on the bed. 378 00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:01,603 Uh greg, are you trying To ask me something 379 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,805 Or are you trying To tell me something? 380 00:21:03,829 --> 00:21:07,275 Look, your friend jack May be wearing a cast, 381 00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:09,645 - but I'm not. - wait a minute. 382 00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:12,681 - did you come over Tonight expecting... - naturally. 383 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:15,250 Man does not live On ferns alone. 384 00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:18,654 And you just assumed that I would go to bed with you? 385 00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:22,724 After all, you invited Me up here, remember? 386 00:21:22,748 --> 00:21:24,192 What else was I to assume? 387 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:27,495 Well, let me make one thing Perfectly clear, mr. Haliday, 388 00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,731 Just because a woman Invites you to her home 389 00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,833 Doesn't mean she Wants to play house. 390 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:36,104 Just because I invited you Instead of you inviting me, 391 00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,139 That's no reason for You to think I'm a pushover! 392 00:21:38,163 --> 00:21:39,942 Don't mind me, I'm Just passing through. 393 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:41,309 That's a good point! 394 00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,311 Okay, how about if I had Invited you over to my place? 395 00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:45,681 - then we'd Have no problem. - there's only one bathroom. 396 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:47,783 Of all the arrogant, Conceited men! 397 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,447 - it's all the orange juice I drank earlier. - greg: okay... 398 00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:52,921 I'm not pushy. 399 00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,522 If you feel that you're One of those girls 400 00:21:54,546 --> 00:21:55,991 That wants to wait Till the second date... 401 00:21:56,015 --> 00:22:00,028 - oh! - listen, I'll turn The water on. 402 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,463 I won't hear a thing. Go ahead. 403 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,532 Listen you, I have no intention 404 00:22:04,556 --> 00:22:07,235 Of becoming one more statistic In your little black book. 405 00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,807 What happened? 406 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:13,976 Chrissy: oh! 407 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,613 - janet: oh... - excuse me, I broke The ones on the floor, 408 00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:21,249 But the one hanging in The shower is okay. Sorry... 409 00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:23,318 All right... 410 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:26,788 $250 and that's my Final, final offer. 411 00:22:26,812 --> 00:22:29,758 Look, once and for All, I am not a lawyer, 412 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:31,126 And I don't know Anything about law. 413 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,394 You don't know anything About women either. 414 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,130 - well, how do you know? - what? 415 00:22:35,154 --> 00:22:39,101 Between you and him and Him, I never had a chance! 416 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:41,302 Well... 417 00:22:41,326 --> 00:22:43,238 - wait... - I'll tell you another thing, 418 00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:44,895 I hate ferns! 419 00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:52,013 Wait a minute. You mean He really isn't a lawyer? 420 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,249 He really isn't an anything! 421 00:22:54,273 --> 00:22:56,618 - you're not gonna sue me? - no, I told you! 422 00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:57,953 I don't want your money. 423 00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:00,889 Oh good, good... 424 00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:03,881 Then you owe me $27.50 for Breaking my rubber tree plant. 425 00:23:05,818 --> 00:23:06,928 - mr. Roper... - what's that? 426 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,263 Don't go in there, mr. Roper. 427 00:23:08,287 --> 00:23:09,831 Don't tell me not To go in there. 428 00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:12,634 I'll go in any place I please. I'm the landlord, remember? 429 00:23:12,658 --> 00:23:14,169 - wait a second, - mr. Roper... 430 00:23:14,193 --> 00:23:16,204 - I think you should Listen to me... - mr. Roper! 431 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,139 Hang on... 432 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:26,189 Chrissy: you broke her fern! 433 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,884 I couldn't see. 434 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,219 - well, now we're even. - huh? 435 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,188 That's janet's Policy at the store: 436 00:23:33,212 --> 00:23:34,823 You break it, you bought it. 437 00:23:34,847 --> 00:23:36,158 That's right, mr. Roper. 438 00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:38,994 Would you like me to wrap this, 439 00:23:39,018 --> 00:23:40,898 Or do you want to wear it home? 440 00:23:43,022 --> 00:23:44,399 Thank you. 441 00:23:46,025 --> 00:23:48,091 I'm so sorry, mr. Roper! 442 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,816 Janet, chrissy, get out here! 443 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,317 I got something to show you! 444 00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:04,419 Do you notice anything Different about me? 445 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:07,755 Uh... You shaved your moustache. 446 00:24:07,779 --> 00:24:09,791 No, I never had a moustache. 447 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,392 It's the leg, the leg! 448 00:24:11,416 --> 00:24:13,350 You shaved your leg? 449 00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,098 Chrissy, the cast is Off and the doctor said 450 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,333 I could do anything I want! 451 00:24:18,357 --> 00:24:20,001 Oh jack, that's great! 452 00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:22,170 It sure is. Come here, chrissy. 453 00:24:22,194 --> 00:24:24,762 - where... - you're next, janet. 454 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:52,701 Ritter's voice: three's Company was videotaped 455 00:24:52,725 --> 00:24:54,658 in front of a studio audience. 34718

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