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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:13,490 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,592 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,594 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:19,262 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:21,898 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:24,167 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:24,191 --> 00:00:26,169 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:26,193 --> 00:00:28,171 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:31,008 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:34,111 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:34,135 --> 00:00:37,014 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:37,038 --> 00:00:39,883 ♪ you'll see that Life is a ball again ♪ 13 00:00:39,907 --> 00:00:43,319 ♪ laughter is calling for you ♪ 14 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:46,423 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:49,113 ♪ three's company too ♪ 16 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:11,414 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 17 00:01:11,438 --> 00:01:13,171 ♪ three's company too. ♪ 18 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:18,755 Chrissy! Janet! 19 00:01:18,779 --> 00:01:21,591 I got some big news! 20 00:01:21,615 --> 00:01:23,548 Where is everybody? Chris... 21 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:27,196 Chrissy? Janet? 22 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:29,198 Are you taking a shower? 23 00:01:29,222 --> 00:01:31,089 Chri... 24 00:01:32,393 --> 00:01:35,338 Uh... I know I'm not Supposed to be in here, 25 00:01:35,362 --> 00:01:37,440 But I have to tell somebody. 26 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:40,844 Listen, I passed my comprehensive Test in cooking school. 27 00:01:40,868 --> 00:01:42,545 What do you think of that? 28 00:01:42,569 --> 00:01:45,982 - congratulations! - thank you. 29 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:48,551 - you must be very proud. - well, uh... Yeah. 30 00:01:48,575 --> 00:01:50,920 I'm sorry, I thought... You're not chrissy or janet... 31 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,922 This is... This is my bathroom. 32 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,057 Who are you? Not that It matters, you know, 33 00:01:55,081 --> 00:01:58,395 Because... I mean, you can take a Shower in there anytime you want. 34 00:01:58,419 --> 00:02:02,298 - oh, jack. - you know my name! 35 00:02:02,322 --> 00:02:06,102 Am I dreaming? Because I Do have dreams like this. 36 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:08,538 And if this is a dream, I want To get in there right away. 37 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:11,608 It's not. I'm eleanor phillips. 38 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:14,043 Eleanor phillips? I'm sorry, 39 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:16,345 Have we ever showered Together before? 40 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:18,147 No. 41 00:02:18,171 --> 00:02:20,149 maybe my maiden Name will help... 42 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:22,151 - eleanor garby? - eleanor gar... 43 00:02:22,175 --> 00:02:25,187 Of course, you're eleanor. You used to sleep in my bed. 44 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:28,324 I mean, you were the Girls' roommate before me. 45 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:30,493 Right. They wrote Me all about you. 46 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,194 Oh, uh... Mr. Roper let me in. 47 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:34,363 hope you don't mind my Making myself comfortable. 48 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:36,365 Oh, no. Hey, you know, 49 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:38,435 Eleanor, get as Comfortable as you like. 50 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:40,437 Oh, god, this is gonna Be a great surprise 51 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:42,405 For chrissy and janet. 52 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:45,241 Jack, I'd like to get dressed. 53 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:47,911 If that's your favorite Seat, I could save it for you. 54 00:02:47,935 --> 00:02:50,447 Oh, no, this? No, it's not... 55 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:53,817 It's not my Favorite seat, uh-uh. 56 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:55,852 - out, jack. - huh? 57 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:56,442 out, out, out. 58 00:02:56,466 --> 00:02:58,087 Oh, yeah, right. You Didn't think I was... 59 00:02:58,111 --> 00:03:00,323 - no, no. - you know where The towels are? 60 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:02,459 Sure, they're in the old Place, where you left them, 61 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:04,461 'cause you lived here. Oh, excuse me, I'm sorry. 62 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,162 They're plastic, 63 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,731 So there's no shattered Glass for little bare feet. 64 00:03:08,755 --> 00:03:10,700 There it is, back Where they belong. 65 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,569 I'll be outside if You need me, okay? 66 00:03:15,161 --> 00:03:17,340 Just checking the Wall, you know, 67 00:03:17,364 --> 00:03:19,724 Sometimes it gets plastered. 68 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,812 - out! - I'm going. 69 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:25,117 If you need me I'll be right out... 70 00:03:29,409 --> 00:03:31,721 I'm sorry. Excuse Me. I was just... 71 00:03:31,745 --> 00:03:34,746 I was just testing The lock and... It failed. 72 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,829 - really? Go on, go on. - chrissy: then he had The nerve 73 00:03:39,853 --> 00:03:41,798 To ask me to go on one of those 74 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:44,501 - back-to-nature Weekends with him. - what's wrong with that? 75 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:47,771 His idea of "Back-to-nature" Is stripping in the living room. 76 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,741 - hi, girls! - janet: hi, jack. 77 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:54,977 - janet: hi. - what's the big Smile for? 78 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:57,647 Nothing, unless you want to Count the two big surprises. 79 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:00,183 Surprises? Oh, Fantastic, I love surprises. 80 00:04:00,207 --> 00:04:01,884 - really, chrissy? - yeah. 81 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,642 Funny how you never expect them. 82 00:04:04,845 --> 00:04:07,390 - right. - yeah, that's true. 83 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,559 Okay, give. What Are the surprises? 84 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,461 Well, you'll find out about One of them pretty soon. 85 00:04:11,485 --> 00:04:13,496 So I'll tell you about the Other one, okay? All right. 86 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,998 What have I been Preparing for all year long? 87 00:04:16,022 --> 00:04:19,502 The one thing in the world I Want more than anything else? 88 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:20,759 Linda sandowski. 89 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,906 No! An "A" on my comprehensive. 90 00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:26,343 It's the most important Test at cooking school. 91 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:29,379 - two years from now I will be a chef! - all: yes! 92 00:04:29,403 --> 00:04:31,381 Oh, jack, I'm so happy for you! 93 00:04:31,405 --> 00:04:33,338 - thank you, thank you. - me too! 94 00:04:35,175 --> 00:04:37,420 I think she's a little Happier for me than you are. 95 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,043 Oh, yeah? 96 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,425 - how's that for happy? - you're catching up. 97 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,093 - thank you. - your move, chrissy. 98 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:46,128 Hi, guys! 99 00:04:47,721 --> 00:04:50,533 That's my second surprise. 100 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:52,869 Eleanor. 101 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:54,871 What are you doing here? 102 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,906 - just came to visit. - you can stay? 103 00:04:56,930 --> 00:05:00,042 - oh, terrific! - janet: oh, great. Come on, sit down. 104 00:05:00,066 --> 00:05:02,945 I don't believe it! Gosh, it's been so long. 105 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,681 - yes? - jack, I'm sorry. 106 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,116 - have you met eleanor? - yeah, before you Came home. 107 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,085 You look cute with clothes on. 108 00:05:09,109 --> 00:05:11,254 Okay, tell us all about teddy. 109 00:05:11,278 --> 00:05:14,212 - how's married life? - much better since The divorce. 110 00:05:15,449 --> 00:05:17,159 No-oo. Eleanor. 111 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:19,662 Oo-ooh, gosh, that's Terrible. We didn't know. 112 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:22,732 Hey, you guys, it's Nothing to get upset about. 113 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:26,369 Teddy and I just got tired of Fighting over the same silly thing. 114 00:05:26,393 --> 00:05:29,628 - chrissy: what was that? - how big a jerk He really is. 115 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:33,943 Well, you... Couldn't you Have worked something out? 116 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:36,012 Believe me, janet, It's all for the best. 117 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:38,147 - yeah, but marriage is... - no buts! 118 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:40,483 It's over. 119 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,519 Whoo, you guys, I can't believe it, 120 00:05:42,543 --> 00:05:45,623 The three of us together Again. Isn't that great? 121 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:51,961 Remember that guy that Would never leave us alone? 122 00:05:51,985 --> 00:05:55,097 - what was His name, janet? - whoo... Crazy arthur. 123 00:05:55,121 --> 00:05:57,667 Chrissy and eleanor: yes! 124 00:05:57,691 --> 00:06:00,436 - remember what he tried With chrissy? - oh, yeah. 125 00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:03,439 - jack: why? What did he try? - I wouldn't let him. 126 00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:05,207 Wouldn't let him do what? 127 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:06,442 Neither would I. 128 00:06:06,466 --> 00:06:07,911 What, what? Wouldn't let him what? 129 00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:09,913 Do you know that crazy Arthur asked me too? 130 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:12,815 You know that crazy Arthur asked me too? 131 00:06:12,839 --> 00:06:16,419 Ha-ha, at the same time? We Should call him acrobatic arthur. 132 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:18,588 Instead of crazy arthur, They should call him ac... Well, 133 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,657 - because there're three Of you and only one guy. - eleanor: you look good. 134 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:23,059 - chrissy: thank you. - oh, I love your hair... 135 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,603 - wait a minute, helen. - hmm? 136 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,539 - what do you have there? - oh, it's your army cot. 137 00:06:36,563 --> 00:06:39,341 I was gonna lend it to the Kids while eleanor is here. 138 00:06:39,365 --> 00:06:42,934 You can't do that. That's my Only souvenir from world war ii. 139 00:06:44,571 --> 00:06:46,816 World war ii? 140 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,741 You bought this At a garage sale. 141 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:54,045 Yeah, but from a veteran. 142 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:57,894 I bet that bed could Tell a lot of stories. 143 00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,284 I wish ours could. 144 00:07:05,892 --> 00:07:07,837 Hi, mr. Roper, I came For the army cot. 145 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:10,439 - oh, here it is, jack. - great. Thank you. 146 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:12,675 Wait a minute, wait. Who's gonna sleep on this? 147 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,899 Eleanor will set it up In the girl's bedroom. 148 00:07:16,569 --> 00:07:18,770 Which girl's bedroom? 149 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:28,758 Don't pay any attention to him. 150 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:31,227 He thinks that hunk of Junk is worth something. 151 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:34,463 I don't think, I know it is. 152 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:37,366 I mean, how many things are Still around from the 1940s? 153 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:41,004 You mean, besides my wardrobe? 154 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:43,172 Hey, mr. Roper, don't worry, 155 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:45,008 Eleanor will take real Good care of your cot. 156 00:07:45,032 --> 00:07:47,409 Oh, if it's for eleanor, it's all Right. She was a very good tenant. 157 00:07:47,433 --> 00:07:49,411 - thank you. - I mean, eleanor paid Her rent on time, 158 00:07:49,435 --> 00:07:51,380 Not like some Tenants I could name. 159 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:53,382 - right. I'd better Be going, mr. Roper. - wait, wait. 160 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,451 - I'd better Help you set that up. - no, I can figure it out. 161 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:57,453 Jack, it's not that easy. 162 00:07:57,477 --> 00:07:59,455 If you don't know What you're doing, 163 00:07:59,479 --> 00:08:01,658 You can catch your finger... 164 00:08:01,682 --> 00:08:03,726 - ow, jack, My finger is caught. - what do I do? 165 00:08:03,750 --> 00:08:05,294 - open that up. - open it up? 166 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,092 I better go. 167 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:25,181 And from here I'm Going to san diego. 168 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:27,150 I've always wanted To live there. 169 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,985 But you're gonna stay Here for a while, aren't you? 170 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,787 - just a few days. - good, good. 171 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:32,755 - oh, look. Look, Look at this picture! - what? 172 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:35,424 - the three of us At the stones concert. - oh, yeah. 173 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:39,395 Right after this picture was Taken, you ran up on the stage. 174 00:08:39,419 --> 00:08:41,764 Yeah, and we had To carry you home. 175 00:08:41,788 --> 00:08:43,766 Boy, were you knocked out! 176 00:08:43,790 --> 00:08:45,868 Well, remember, 177 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:49,238 I had actually touched the Girl who had just touched... 178 00:08:49,262 --> 00:08:51,162 Mick jagger's toe. 179 00:08:52,933 --> 00:08:55,211 All: oh, yeah. 180 00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:57,546 Here we go... One Slightly used army cot. 181 00:08:57,570 --> 00:08:59,548 - thanks a lot, jack. - no problem. 182 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:02,085 - I'll just set it up In here later, eleanor. - remember this? 183 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,390 - oh! - I forgot all About that day. 184 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:08,091 Boy, eleanor, you sure Brought a lot of luggage... 185 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:10,359 Four big suitcases! 186 00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,829 - I know, it's Everything I own. - yeah. 187 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:15,754 - looks like you're Never going back. - I'm not. 188 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:21,303 So what are you girls up to? 189 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:24,473 Oh, nothing, jack, just a little Girl talk. You wouldn't be interested. 190 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,542 Oh. Okay. 191 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,544 If you need me, I'll Be in the kitchen. 192 00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:30,847 I'm making a special treat for Dinner tonight... Chicken du vin. 193 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:33,116 - oh, jack... - no, no, janet. 194 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,118 Don't thank me Until you've tasted it, 195 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:38,888 And then just a simple hickey Will be enough. I'll make dinner. 196 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:42,272 Jack, we already asked Eleanor to cook dinner for us. 197 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:44,727 - you did?! - yeah, for old Time's sake. 198 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:47,363 Before you came, she Did all the cooking. 199 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:50,599 Oh, I just thought you might Wanna taste the dish that helped me 200 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,068 Get an "A" on my test. 201 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,570 Chrissy: we do, jack... Some other time though. 202 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,706 - look... - they looked better. 203 00:09:57,730 --> 00:10:01,177 I've never had so much Free time before dinner. 204 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:04,981 Chrissy, your radio... You know, the one You've been wanting me to fix for a month? 205 00:10:05,005 --> 00:10:07,683 Bring it here, and I'll Fiddle with your dials. 206 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:10,820 You don't have to. I already Fixed it. It was just a loose wire. 207 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:14,164 Oh, a loose wire? That was the First thing I was gonna check. 208 00:10:16,382 --> 00:10:19,028 Here's where we all went To disneyland that time. 209 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:22,398 - boy, that was a good time. - eleanor: oh, it sure was. 210 00:10:22,422 --> 00:10:24,600 If you need me, I'll be Outside, somewhere. 211 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,335 Eleanor: oh, look... Look! 212 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,172 - oh, no. - there's chrissy Holding hands with goofy. 213 00:10:29,196 --> 00:10:32,708 That isn't goofy. That was my date. 214 00:10:41,407 --> 00:10:43,519 What are you talking About, sweetheart? 215 00:10:43,543 --> 00:10:46,422 I think about you every day! 216 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:49,792 Yes. What? 217 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:52,295 Look... I know, I know, I know. 218 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:55,865 I only call you once a month, But that's all the free time I get. 219 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:57,967 My job's got a lot of pressures. 220 00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,158 It's not easy being A diamond cutter. 221 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:06,475 What do you mean, I Don't remember you? 222 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:09,979 How can I ever forget My sweet carol... 223 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,015 Carol. 224 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,017 As long as there's a moon above, 225 00:11:15,041 --> 00:11:17,720 I'll always remember Those beautiful... 226 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:20,323 Uh, green... Green eyes. 227 00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,992 And that hair... Oh, That incredible... 228 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,361 Auburn hair, yeah. 229 00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,386 You're five Stars! I mean... Uh... 230 00:11:30,056 --> 00:11:32,201 I mean... No. I mean, uh... 231 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:34,203 You're a five-star general... 232 00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:36,038 In the army of love. 233 00:11:36,062 --> 00:11:37,996 yeah. 234 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:43,579 All right, look, are We on for friday? 235 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:46,737 Well, tell me now, baby, or I Won't fly in from amsterdam. 236 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:50,719 Thatta girl. ciao. 237 00:11:52,478 --> 00:11:55,958 She loves me, jack. 238 00:11:55,982 --> 00:11:58,554 Tell me something, larry, Just out of curiosity... 239 00:11:58,578 --> 00:11:58,928 yeah. 240 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,997 Have you ever tried Telling the girl the truth? 241 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:03,565 Yeah, I would, jack, But I've got this theory... 242 00:12:03,589 --> 00:12:06,402 I figure any person who gets Up an hour early every morning 243 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:10,139 To put on eyeliner, lipgloss, And plastic fingernails 244 00:12:10,163 --> 00:12:13,342 Is not a person who Wants to hear the truth. 245 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:16,112 - you're incredible. - yeah. 246 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:18,614 Listen, uh... Do you wanna Do something tonight? 247 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:21,284 No, I can't. I'm late For a date already. 248 00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:23,652 Do you mind if I just hang around Here... Until you're ready to go? 249 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,989 Yeah, sure. This Isn't like you, jack. 250 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:29,091 You've been hanging around Here a lot last couple of days, 251 00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:31,093 Ever since eleanor came. 252 00:12:31,117 --> 00:12:33,095 Yeah. Well, the Girls are old friends. 253 00:12:33,119 --> 00:12:35,197 They've got a lot of catching Up to do, mostly girl stuff, 254 00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,033 - nothing for me. - uh-huh. 255 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:40,736 Eleanor is a great girl. I mean, She can fix things, she can cook... 256 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,805 - she can pay the rent. - hmm? 257 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:45,441 Don't you see it, jack? Three good friends, 258 00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:48,044 All female, reunited, 259 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,046 One with no place to live? 260 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:51,970 You gotta face it. 261 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,418 - face what?! - eleanor is coming back. 262 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,386 You're on your way out. 263 00:12:57,410 --> 00:13:00,957 You can't be... Are you se... 264 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,426 Oh, come on, larry. 265 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:06,329 Just because the girls Got a few things in common... 266 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,331 That means nothing. 267 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,799 - yeah, you're right. - just because she can cook, 268 00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:12,556 And do a few other Little things I can do... 269 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:13,535 Yeah, it's unimportant. 270 00:13:13,559 --> 00:13:15,571 It's unimportant. 271 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,674 And just because she brought Everything she owns with her... 272 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:22,266 - we're talking Sheer coincidence. - ye... Sheer coincidence. 273 00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:27,984 - larry, I'm on my way out! - that's what I said before. 274 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,940 I know. 275 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,426 I got it... Got it... 276 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,095 The answer to all your problems. 277 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:41,430 We'll get eleanor back Together with her husband. 278 00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,866 She hates her husband. 279 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,930 Okay. We'll get her together With someone else's husband. 280 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,106 Larry, what are we Talking about, anyway? 281 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,141 The girls won't throw me Out. They like me too much. 282 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:55,199 Yeah, but with eleanor here, What do they need you for? 283 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,147 Protection? 284 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,182 When you're gone, They won't need any. 285 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,923 Hi, jack. Larry. 286 00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,925 I got the new curtains For your bedroom. 287 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:13,095 - it'll only take me A minute to put them up. - I didn't ask for new curtains. 288 00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:14,552 I know. 289 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,437 Why is he putting up new Curtains in my bedroom? 290 00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:23,805 They're redecorating For eleanor, that's why. 291 00:14:23,829 --> 00:14:26,875 - which means It's curtains for me. - you got it. 292 00:14:26,899 --> 00:14:30,079 - I guess there's Nothing I can do. - come on. Sure there is. 293 00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:31,747 - what? - come on, where's The old fight... 294 00:14:31,771 --> 00:14:33,882 - don't, larry. Not now, okay? - huh, the old school? 295 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:35,884 - jack tripper, come on. - come on, man. 296 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,487 I'm not a... Will You cut that out? 297 00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,626 Well, what have we here? 298 00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,963 A matching set of tinkerbells? 299 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,280 Uh, mr. Roper, I can explain. 300 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:06,215 You don't have to. I should Have figured it out myself. 301 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,484 No, no, no. You Don't understand... 302 00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:10,953 You two have been spending A lot of time together lately. 303 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:13,021 Hey, hey... Whoa, Whoa, wait a minute. 304 00:15:13,045 --> 00:15:14,990 I served four Years in the marines. 305 00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:17,526 Oh, yeah? What outfit? 306 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,484 The flouncing 59th? 307 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,632 Oh, wait a second. This is ridiculous. 308 00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,268 I love girls, I go out With them all the time. 309 00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:28,292 Maybe you're amphibious. 310 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:35,032 - jack... - he knows, larry. 311 00:15:39,038 --> 00:15:41,350 - mr. Roper... - stay away from me. 312 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:44,308 I just... 313 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,420 What is it, sweetheart? 314 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:53,462 - he's gone. - he's gone? Oh, good. 315 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,197 Thanks, man. Thanks a lot. 316 00:15:55,221 --> 00:15:57,899 Who started with The rough housing? 317 00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,035 Oh! Hi, guys. 318 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:01,737 - hi. - where were You guys? 319 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,640 Oh, we were... Out Buying doughnuts. 320 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:07,009 - would you care For one, jack? - no. No, thanks. 321 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,777 - larry, eat them While they're hot. - sure. 322 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,180 So uh... Eleanor Is not with you? 323 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,349 - no, she's still out Shopping. - oh, good, 324 00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,884 - because there's Something I'd like to ask you. - before you do, jack, 325 00:16:15,908 --> 00:16:18,287 - we have a favor to ask of you. - this is real important, Janet. 326 00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,356 - oh, so is this, jack. - ask him. 327 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:22,458 I'm gonna ask him. 328 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,426 Tomorrow night we were planning 329 00:16:24,450 --> 00:16:26,495 On having a "Surprise welcome Back party" for eleanor... 330 00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:28,497 You know, just to get all Of our friends together. 331 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,600 - oh, really? - and we wanted to know if you Would bake the cake for us. 332 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,935 What?! 333 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:37,506 Oh, sure, I'm the one who's Gonna bake a cake for eleanor. 334 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,276 Oh, thank you, jack. 335 00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,943 Oh, jack, what did You wanna ask us? 336 00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,112 Forget it. Your Question answered mine. 337 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:46,182 But there's something I'd Like to say to both of you... 338 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,917 - jack, can I see you In the kitchen for a second? - I've been living here... 339 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,819 - jack? - now what... 340 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,389 You'll have to forgive Jack. It's been a tough day. 341 00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:56,392 His horoscope told him that His biorhythms had bad karma. 342 00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:58,216 Listen to me... Lar...! 343 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:02,964 Gee, jack seemed kind of upset About baking the cake for us. 344 00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:05,234 Yeah. Oh, well, don't worry. 345 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,836 It will be okay, when he finds Out the party is really for him, 346 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,538 For passing his cooking test. 347 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,373 - larry, are you nuts? - no, you are. 348 00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:13,209 Bake the cake for eleanor. 349 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,444 Why? They're throwing me Out of my own apartment. 350 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:18,035 Who says the cake Has to be good? 351 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:23,852 - what? - can you imagine the look On someone's face 352 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,155 After biting into a cake That tastes... Say of... 353 00:17:27,179 --> 00:17:29,925 Sawdust? Huh? 354 00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:33,362 Jack, there are lots Of ways to ruin a party. 355 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:37,233 - like what? - well, sneezing powders, Spiders in the bath, 356 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:39,602 - little hand buzzers... - no, that's kid's stuff. 357 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,204 - aw, okay. Uh... Streaking! - streaking? 358 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:45,907 Ha-ha! Streaking, yes! That Would shut it down real fast. 359 00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:49,612 - streaking? That's old, Isn't it, larry? - no, come on. 360 00:17:49,636 --> 00:17:52,281 I wouldn't have the nerve to take Off my clothes in front of those people. 361 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,015 - I'll do it with you. - huh?! 362 00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:56,852 - come on, What are friends for? - you will streak with me?! 363 00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:58,854 Of course. Jack, baby... 364 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,056 Look, this is your Going-away party. 365 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,813 You might as well As go out with a bang. 366 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,950 Yeah. 367 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:12,033 - girls, girls. - chrissy: what? 368 00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:14,436 - hey, jack. What is it? - I... I want you to know I'd be happy 369 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,272 - to bake a cake for eleanor. - janet: really? 370 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:20,476 - fantastic. - wow, yeah. This is gonna Be a great surprise. 371 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:23,945 - yeah. I know it's gonna Be a great party. - jack: oh, yeah. 372 00:18:23,969 --> 00:18:26,649 This will be one party You'll never forget. 373 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,803 The apartment looks so nice. 374 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,572 Thanks, patty. Wait till You see the food later on. 375 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,541 Man: it looks like Everything is going great. 376 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:55,611 Janet: oh, yeah. I think it's Really gonna be big surprise. 377 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,681 Well, you all enjoy yourselves. 378 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:01,450 Jack. Jack, everybody's Waiting for the cake. 379 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,919 - can I help? - oh, janet, I think Everything's under control, 380 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:06,054 And here... Why don't you Just go out there and mingle? 381 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,956 - lar... - I'll be out in a second, janet. 382 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,059 - okay. Thanks, guys. - larry: bye. 383 00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:13,362 Jack, jack, that Cake looks so real! 384 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,431 You were supposed to Make it out of sawdust. 385 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,833 I did. Believe me, larry, before This was a cake, it was a bookcase. 386 00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:19,134 Whoo! 387 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,269 How do you like my Streaking outfit, huh? 388 00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:23,238 One zip, and I'm Ready for action. 389 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:25,207 - oh, it's great. - and... 390 00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:28,143 I thought it would be in rather Poor taste to go completely nude, 391 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,934 So I had this little sign Made up for the occasion. 392 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,951 "If you see anything you Like, honk three times." 393 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,788 Honk, honk, honk. 394 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,957 - okay, now don't Forget the plan. - the plan, okay. 395 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:44,693 I will streak from the Front door into the bedroom. 396 00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:47,896 You streak from the Bedroom out the front door. 397 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,833 - all we need is a signal. - don't worry, chrissy is Taking care of that. 398 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,435 - chrissy? How? - well... No, I told her 399 00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:55,671 That when eleanor gets here, She's to have everybody begin 400 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,806 Singing "For she's a Jolly good fellow." 401 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,842 When you hear that, streak. 402 00:19:59,866 --> 00:20:02,911 - brilliant! - so you gotta sneak outside As soon as you can. 403 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:04,980 - I can't wait. Let's go for it. - all right. 404 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:06,782 This will teach them to Mess with jack tripper. 405 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:10,051 - ha-ha-ha. - get the cake, Come on. Are you ready? 406 00:20:10,075 --> 00:20:14,089 Here we go... A special Cake for everyone. 407 00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,992 Yum-yum, yum-yum. 408 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,828 - all right. Come on, Everybody, help yourselves. - woman: okay, here we go. 409 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,864 Oh, boy, cake? 410 00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:25,233 - larry: dig in, 'cause there's plenty. - jack: yeah, I want you all 411 00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,235 To have a big piece, Because later on 412 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,805 There's gonna be a dessert that Will really get your attention. 413 00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,807 Oh, here we go, patty. 414 00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,709 - thanks a lot. - whoops... Really sorry About that. 415 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,711 - there you are. - man: thanks. 416 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,179 Boy, this cake looks Fantastic. Is it a new recipe? 417 00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,416 Yeah, well, uh... Just around here. 418 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,973 It's an old Lumberjack's favorite. 419 00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:46,522 Okay, eleanor, come on. 420 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,913 All: surprise, jack! 421 00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:57,599 Oh, it worked, it worked. 422 00:20:57,623 --> 00:20:59,601 - we fooled you. - me?! 423 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:02,960 Yeah, the party's for you, for Getting an "A" on your cooking test. 424 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,510 - this is for me? - chrissy: yes. 425 00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,479 - eleanor: it sure is. - see? 426 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,623 "Congratulations, jack." 427 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:21,923 You didn't think that we'd forget About your passing your big test, did you? 428 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,192 - gosh, we care too much About you for that. - you do? 429 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,428 - yeah. - what about eleanor? 430 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,764 - I care about you too. - yeah, in fact she was The one 431 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,766 Who insisted on having The party tonight, 432 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,834 Before she moves to San diego tomorrow. 433 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:35,137 - you're leaving? - janet: yeah. 434 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:38,307 Congratulations, jack. Hey, did you like the present 435 00:21:38,331 --> 00:21:42,244 That stanley and I got you? You Know, the curtains for your bedroom? 436 00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:44,913 They're not for eleanor either? 437 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:47,816 For eleanor? 438 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:51,487 Whoever gave you Crazy ideas like that? 439 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:53,622 Chrissy: boy... 440 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,223 Boy, did you fall for it! 441 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:58,160 You really thought the party Was for eleanor, didn't you? 442 00:21:58,184 --> 00:22:01,863 - yes, I did. - you even baked a cake And everything. 443 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:03,565 Yeah, the cake. The cake! 444 00:22:10,462 --> 00:22:12,808 - I want it! - man: whoo! 445 00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,977 Jack, what are you doing? Jack, what are you doing? 446 00:22:15,001 --> 00:22:17,278 That's everybody. I Think that... No, no! For... 447 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:19,715 Mr. Roper! 448 00:22:19,739 --> 00:22:22,439 Jack, this cake is delicious. 449 00:22:25,477 --> 00:22:27,997 Helen, why can't you Bake cakes like this? 450 00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:31,292 Okay, everybody all together! 451 00:22:31,316 --> 00:22:34,329 All: ♪ for he's a Jolly good fellow ♪ 452 00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:36,920 - ♪ for he's a jolly Good fellow... ♪ - larry! 453 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:41,837 - larry, larry... - geronimo! 454 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,868 Jack! 455 00:23:03,816 --> 00:23:05,159 What was all that about, jack? 456 00:23:05,183 --> 00:23:07,362 "What was all that About?" I didn't see anything. 457 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:10,498 Encore, larry! 458 00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:14,469 Encore! Encore! 459 00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:17,739 ♪ for he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 460 00:23:17,763 --> 00:23:20,008 ♪ he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 461 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:22,210 everybody! 462 00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:26,481 ♪ for he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 463 00:23:26,505 --> 00:23:30,407 ♪ which nobody can deny. ♪ 464 00:23:35,214 --> 00:23:38,426 Larry. Now come on, Lar. I tried to stop you, 465 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:41,262 But you were too fast for me. 466 00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:43,364 Larry, larry, you can't Stay in there all night. 467 00:23:43,388 --> 00:23:45,701 Come on now. 468 00:23:45,725 --> 00:23:48,258 Lar... 469 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:55,899 I'm so embarrassed. 470 00:23:57,236 --> 00:23:59,615 I'll never be able to Face any of you again. 471 00:23:59,639 --> 00:24:02,183 Oo-oh, yes you will, larry. 472 00:24:02,207 --> 00:24:04,953 Come on. You know, You ran by so fast 473 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:07,923 You were nothing but a big blur. 474 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,507 - yeah, we couldn't See anything really. - uh-uh. 475 00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:13,061 - really? - yeah. 476 00:24:13,085 --> 00:24:16,364 - oh, I feel A lot better. - oh, good. 477 00:24:16,388 --> 00:24:18,022 - hey, larry. - yeah. 478 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,936 Both: honk, honk, honk. 479 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,901 Ritter's voice: "Three's Company" was videotaped 480 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,859 in front of a studio audience. 38261

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