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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,523 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,625 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,627 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,296 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,931 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:24,201 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,203 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:28,205 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:31,041 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:34,144 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,047 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,916 ♪ you'll see that Life is a ball again ♪ 13 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:43,353 ♪ laughter is calling for you ♪ 14 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,456 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,148 ♪ three's company too ♪ 16 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,448 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 17 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,204 ♪ three's company too. ♪ 18 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:18,455 - stanley. - not now, helen, It's very delicate work. 19 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:20,457 - yeah, but stanley... - ow! 20 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:23,693 See what you made me do? What did You wanna tell me that was so important? 21 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:27,185 I just wanted to tell you to Be careful of those sharp pins. 22 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:30,934 - how is it coming? - got any band aids? 23 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:32,836 Oh, did you hurt yourself? 24 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:36,840 Yeah, stanley keeps sticking Himself with those drapery pins. 25 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:39,731 I guess his eyes are Beginning to go too. 26 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:44,647 What size band aid do you need? 27 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:47,372 You got one big enough To cover her mouth? 28 00:01:54,748 --> 00:01:57,393 - that went right Through my thumb. - well, let me look at it. 29 00:01:57,417 --> 00:02:00,563 Well, that's funny, You're not bleeding. 30 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:04,422 Like everything else about stanley, It takes a while to get started. 31 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:09,171 Jack: come on, janet. Come on. Wait a minute... 32 00:02:09,195 --> 00:02:11,941 - chrissy. I forgot... - wait, wait. No. Chrissy, listen. 33 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:14,978 - I got some terrific news. Wait till... - no, chrissy, wait, me too. 34 00:02:15,002 --> 00:02:16,980 Excuse us, janet. No, listen, chrissy. 35 00:02:17,004 --> 00:02:17,924 What happened was... 36 00:02:17,948 --> 00:02:20,049 I know you're gonna Want to hear my news first. 37 00:02:20,073 --> 00:02:21,951 - mine's more important! - no, no, it isn't. 38 00:02:21,975 --> 00:02:23,520 - well, hold it. - what? 39 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,321 - wanna hear My exciting news? - what? 40 00:02:25,345 --> 00:02:27,690 - janet: okay. - I'm getting nauseous. 41 00:02:27,714 --> 00:02:29,893 - it's all jack's fault... - jack's fault?! 42 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:32,102 I walk in here, I have Something I wanna share... 43 00:02:32,126 --> 00:02:33,295 Please let me talk first. 44 00:02:33,319 --> 00:02:35,598 You don't have to Fight. Why don't you... 45 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:37,934 - why don't you toss for it? - oh, that's a good idea. 46 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:39,602 - okay. - heads or tails? 47 00:02:39,626 --> 00:02:42,305 - janet: no! - heads... Heads 48 00:02:42,329 --> 00:02:45,241 Hey, you guys, I've got two Ears. Why don't you each pick one? 49 00:02:45,265 --> 00:02:48,845 No, you choose. Which story are You most anxious to hear, hers or mine? 50 00:02:48,869 --> 00:02:51,748 Well, you know what they say, 51 00:02:51,772 --> 00:02:54,317 Ladies first. 52 00:02:54,341 --> 00:02:56,861 That still doesn't Solve your problem. 53 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:08,197 You were funnier when You stuck yourself. 54 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:10,399 - go ahead, janet. - yeah, janet. Go ahead. 55 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:13,035 - okay, okay. Well... - go ahead, janet. 56 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:16,873 You know mr. Compton, my Boss? He gave me a $10 raise. 57 00:03:16,897 --> 00:03:19,108 Go ahead, janet. Tell Us the good news. 58 00:03:19,132 --> 00:03:21,344 - oh, jack. - only kidding. Congratulations. 59 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:23,913 That's very nice. I'm just Kidding. Can't you take a joke? 60 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:27,650 Sure, I can take a Joke... When I hear a joke. 61 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:30,587 That's all. I'll have To finish it tomorrow. 62 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:33,222 Helen and I have a Lot to do downstairs. 63 00:03:33,246 --> 00:03:35,480 Now that's a joke. 64 00:03:38,485 --> 00:03:40,463 - come on, helen. Let's go. - no, no, no. 65 00:03:40,487 --> 00:03:42,632 No, not until we've Heard jack's good news. 66 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:45,067 All right. Now With all due respect 67 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,937 To janet's fascinating story... 68 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,806 Oh, excuse me. 69 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:52,241 - this is about real money. - ha ha ha. 70 00:03:52,265 --> 00:03:55,945 Oh, go ahead and scoff. You know jim, The bar tender down at the regal beagle? 71 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,481 Yeah, right. He wants you To sub for him for one night. 72 00:03:58,505 --> 00:04:00,583 You're gonna get a Dollar an hour plus tips 73 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:02,685 And all the olives You can eat. Big deal. 74 00:04:02,709 --> 00:04:05,889 Small minds think Small. Thank you, tiny. 75 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:08,124 No... Did you know... 76 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:10,126 That jim has an Uncle named anton, 77 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:13,230 Who just so happens to Be head chef at la bibitte. 78 00:04:13,254 --> 00:04:15,031 - la bibitte! - she knows. 79 00:04:15,055 --> 00:04:18,501 Oh, I hear that's the best French restaurant in town. 80 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:20,604 That is correct, mon cheri? 81 00:04:20,628 --> 00:04:24,941 Anyway, uncle anton is looking For an assistant to help out nights. 82 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:27,310 - you mean he wants you. - jim is gonna introduce me. 83 00:04:27,334 --> 00:04:29,668 - oh, jack. - just call me "Jacques." 84 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:32,782 Anyway, that's Not the best part. 85 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:35,619 The job pays... Talk To me, $30 a night! 86 00:04:35,643 --> 00:04:37,287 - oh, terrific! - wow! 87 00:04:37,311 --> 00:04:39,021 Oh, terrific. 88 00:04:39,045 --> 00:04:42,748 Maybe now you'll pay-vous The rent-vous on time-avous. 89 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:48,531 - let's go, helen. - oh, la bibitte. 90 00:04:48,555 --> 00:04:51,701 Hey, stanley, could we Have dinner there tonight? 91 00:04:51,725 --> 00:04:54,837 You want to go out to eat? Why don't We eat at our regular restaurant? 92 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:58,096 Because I'm not in the Mood for "Egg mcmuffin." 93 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,681 - whoo! - ♪ we're in the money ♪ 94 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,283 ♪ we're in the money, We're in the money ♪ 95 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,252 ♪ we got... ♪ chrissy, isn't That wonderful news about us? 96 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:12,643 Chrissy, about janet And my... Chrissy. 97 00:05:13,714 --> 00:05:15,958 Try to control Yourself, chrissy. 98 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,061 It's not healthy To get this excited. 99 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:21,698 - I think it's wonderful. - oh 100 00:05:21,722 --> 00:05:23,654 Hey! Chrissy. 101 00:05:25,592 --> 00:05:27,970 - what's the matter? - nothing. 102 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,039 Oh, come on. 103 00:05:30,063 --> 00:05:32,041 Well, it's wonderful for you. 104 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:34,643 You get the good jobs, You get the good breaks. 105 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:36,645 I'm trying to think what I get. 106 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:38,981 Oh, chrissy, you got a lot. 107 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,818 Oh, yeah. I get to Have the same job 108 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:45,788 Day after day, week after Week, month after month. 109 00:05:45,812 --> 00:05:47,790 What comes after that? 110 00:05:47,814 --> 00:05:50,414 Year after year? 111 00:05:52,418 --> 00:05:55,898 - all right. - hey, chrissy, listen, 112 00:05:55,922 --> 00:05:58,101 You are very good At what you do. 113 00:05:58,125 --> 00:06:00,970 Jeez, you've been at that same Company for over two years now. 114 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:03,206 - they must like you. - oh, yeah. 115 00:06:03,230 --> 00:06:06,275 I started out in the secretarial Pool with 10 other girls 116 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,477 - and I'm the only one left. - well, see? 117 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:10,279 They all got Married or promoted. 118 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:13,783 - chrissy, that doesn't mean... - some of them got both. 119 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:16,919 - you shouldn't feel... - yesterday it happened again. 120 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:19,355 What? 121 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:22,681 Every time I do something Good in the office, I didn't do it. 122 00:06:24,885 --> 00:06:27,964 Is there a map that Goes with that? 123 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:30,900 Chrissy, could you Just start over again? 124 00:06:30,924 --> 00:06:34,270 - now tell us what Happened yesterday. - well... 125 00:06:34,294 --> 00:06:37,707 - I filled in for suzy brown. - well, that sounds good. 126 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:40,743 Good? That's fantastic! Imagine our little chrissy 127 00:06:40,767 --> 00:06:42,979 Filling in for suzy brown. 128 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,947 Who is suzy brown? 129 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:47,384 She's the branch Manager's secretary. 130 00:06:47,408 --> 00:06:49,652 Anyway, she said our boss Was going to the racetrack, 131 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:51,388 I wouldn't have Any problems at all. 132 00:06:51,412 --> 00:06:55,759 - ow, famous last words. - yeah, I was in there Five minutes, 133 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:58,327 When the president of the Company called from new york. 134 00:06:58,351 --> 00:07:01,230 - jack: wow! - yeah, he had said he had Some cost estimates 135 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:05,101 That he needed right away Involving some million-dollar project 136 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:07,069 - a million dollars? - yeah. 137 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:10,306 - gee, what did you do? - I asked around, but nobody Had the figures. 138 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:13,743 Then I saw the branch manager's Wife picture on his desk and it hit me. 139 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:16,746 - the picture? - no, her face. 140 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:19,883 She looked like the kind of woman That minded her husband's business 141 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:23,486 So I called her and sure Enough she had the estimates 142 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:25,488 And I called them In to the president. 143 00:07:25,512 --> 00:07:28,425 That's fantastic. You saved The company a lot of money. 144 00:07:28,449 --> 00:07:31,160 - yeah, they gotta be Grateful for that. - oh, they are. 145 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:33,830 Today the president called The branch manager to find out 146 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:36,299 - who his quick thinking Secretary was. - well, see? 147 00:07:36,323 --> 00:07:39,135 - and he says suzy brown. - jack and janet: oh. 148 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,871 And now she's assistant To the president. 149 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,873 - oh. - chrissy, sweetheart. 150 00:07:43,897 --> 00:07:47,577 Cheer up, chrissy. Come On, you'll get there. 151 00:07:47,601 --> 00:07:49,579 - you wanna know why? - why? 152 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,581 Because you deserve it. 153 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:54,116 - I do? - jack: yeah. 154 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:57,219 Oh, chrissy, sure you do. 155 00:07:57,243 --> 00:07:59,456 Gee, you're bright, And you're smart, 156 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,058 And you're intelligent, But you just don't realize it, 157 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,060 And you know why that is? 158 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,317 I'm stupid? 159 00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:11,033 Chrissy... Golly, There you go again, 160 00:08:11,057 --> 00:08:13,035 Putting yourself down. 161 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:15,204 Jack, you know what This girl's problem is? 162 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,006 She hides her light Under her bushel. 163 00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:19,075 - you know, actually... - you're right, janet, 164 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:22,345 - if she wants to be noticed, She should learn to speak up. - janet: yeah. 165 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,947 - I have been trying... - she's gotta be more assertive. 166 00:08:24,971 --> 00:08:27,716 - chrissy: well... - she has to learn to be more forceful 167 00:08:27,740 --> 00:08:29,718 - and more aggressive. - I really should... 168 00:08:29,742 --> 00:08:31,888 Chrissy, you mind? We're Trying to make a point. 169 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:34,556 - you understand What I'm trying to say? - yeah, jack... 170 00:08:34,580 --> 00:08:37,793 - jack: because at work... - hold on a minute, you two. I mean, 171 00:08:37,817 --> 00:08:39,295 If you two don't think 172 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:42,164 That I know my own self-worth, You're wrong, because I do 173 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:45,501 And tomorrow when I get to Work, I'm gonna let my boss know too. 174 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:48,084 That's wonderful, Chrissy. I'm proud of you. 175 00:08:48,108 --> 00:08:48,838 Oh, me too. 176 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,362 - me too. - janet: oh. 177 00:08:57,737 --> 00:09:00,049 Listen, chrissy, when you Get to work tomorrow, 178 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,151 Just go right in there And let him have it. 179 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,520 I will. 180 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,290 And if that doesn't work, Try wearing a low-cut dress. 181 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:10,014 - jack! - it couldn't hurt. 182 00:09:13,786 --> 00:09:15,932 Janet: oh, chrissy. Chrissy, 183 00:09:15,956 --> 00:09:18,167 Chrissy... Oh, No. It's only you. 184 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:21,137 Excuse me, you don't have to Cheer when I come through the door, 185 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,139 But you don't have To boo and hiss either. 186 00:09:23,163 --> 00:09:25,241 You know, I'm a human Being. I have feelings. 187 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:27,243 - sorry, jack. - I've been under Pressure. 188 00:09:27,267 --> 00:09:29,545 - I'm fine now. - jack. 189 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,547 - oh, that was so rude. I'm sorry. - no... 190 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:33,816 It's just that I'm really Worried about chrissy. 191 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,484 - she's not home From work yet. - no? 192 00:09:35,508 --> 00:09:38,054 - I'm worried about that Advice we gave her. - oh, come on. 193 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:41,224 - that advice is gonna Get her a promotion. - what if it gets her fired? 194 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:44,060 In that case, it may not Get her the promotion. 195 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,095 Oh, I can't believe it. 196 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,231 - jack: chrissy. - I can't believe it! Oh, janet. 197 00:09:48,255 --> 00:09:49,932 - oh, chrissy. - jack: what happened? 198 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:51,968 - oh, jack. - oh, chrissy. 199 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,506 - oh, guess what happened. - I don't really care. 200 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,812 - yes, get it all out. - jack, come on, come on. 201 00:10:03,836 --> 00:10:06,715 Let her go long enough So she can tell us, please. 202 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:10,052 Oh... Well, you are now talking 203 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:12,321 To the private secretary 204 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,456 To j.C. Braddock, Assistant vice-president. 205 00:10:14,480 --> 00:10:16,558 Chrissy! 206 00:10:16,582 --> 00:10:19,150 - oh, chrissy. - my turn, my turn. 207 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,667 - oh, chrissy. - janet: jack, come on. 208 00:10:25,691 --> 00:10:27,403 Oh, chrissy. 209 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:29,438 Come on. Tell us Everything that happened. 210 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,474 When I got to work today I Walked right into braddock's office. 211 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:35,511 She walked right Into braddock's office. 212 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:38,047 Chrissy. 213 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:40,049 Jack! Come on, jack. 214 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,918 I wanna hear, go On. Chrissy, go on. 215 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,853 Okay, I walked into Braddock's office and I said, 216 00:10:44,877 --> 00:10:48,190 "Look here, j.C. I've been in that Secretarial pool long enough!" 217 00:10:48,214 --> 00:10:51,327 Long enough! 218 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:54,496 Let her go on. Go on. 219 00:10:54,520 --> 00:10:57,233 I said, "I'm hard Working, conscientious. 220 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,235 It's time I got a promotion!" 221 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,426 Promotion! 222 00:11:05,631 --> 00:11:07,410 Do you know what? 223 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:09,567 I made them notice me. 224 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:16,052 Oh, that's the last time 225 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,709 I hide my light under a bushel. 226 00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:28,764 Hey, chrissy, did you actually Wear this dress to the office? 227 00:11:28,788 --> 00:11:31,133 I sure did and it really worked. 228 00:11:31,157 --> 00:11:34,825 I walked in that office just Overflowing with confidence. 229 00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:44,513 - well, you really Did it this time. - I did it?! 230 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:47,516 Yes, you. You were the one who Wanted her to wear a low-cut dress. 231 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:50,119 Janet, I want every girl To wear a low-cut dress. 232 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:53,456 Jack, please, that is not the kind Of dress you wear to an office. 233 00:11:53,480 --> 00:11:55,824 That's the kind you wear To open heart surgery. 234 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,826 That dress probably Had nothing to do 235 00:11:57,850 --> 00:11:59,695 With her getting that promotion. 236 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,830 - oh, are you kidding? - well, no. 237 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:04,000 Jack, come on. I've heard How men are in offices. 238 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:07,169 - what are you talking about? - if you had to hire A new secretary, 239 00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:10,973 And you had to choose between two girls, And one of them was really flat-chested, 240 00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:14,610 - and the other one Was really bu... Built. - yeah? 241 00:12:14,634 --> 00:12:17,846 - which one would you hire? - the flat-chested one. 242 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:20,582 - you would? - it would be nice to see her Grow with the company. 243 00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,918 Oh. 244 00:12:22,942 --> 00:12:25,654 Janet, janet, come on. 245 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,124 Jack, you know, you... You... 246 00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:30,592 - you are so sexist. - no, wait a second. 247 00:12:30,616 --> 00:12:32,861 - I think you're the one Who's being sexist. - I am? 248 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:35,297 - you're underestimating Chrissy. - what... 249 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,567 I say she got that promotion Because of her ability 250 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,370 And it's time her boss finally Noticed them... I mean, it. 251 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:44,640 Jack, sometimes, I just... I don't Know what to do with you sometimes. 252 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,975 - chrissy: has Anybody seen my purse? - oh, yeah. 253 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:49,178 - here it is, chrissy. Here you go. - thank you. 254 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,880 - sure. - I'm losing Everything today. 255 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:55,151 Guess those two martinis at Lunch went right to my head. 256 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:58,254 What? Did you have two martinis? 257 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,722 Oh, yeah, j.C. Took Me out to lunch. 258 00:13:00,746 --> 00:13:03,948 They have the loveliest Restaurant at that hotel. 259 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,601 - jack: what? - well, jack, 260 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:15,404 - now look at what you Have gone and done! - what? 261 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,373 We were trying to get her 262 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,708 Into a new position, Not an old profession. 263 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:22,911 You're getting upset All over nothing. 264 00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:24,713 - nothing?! - yes! 265 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:26,882 Jack tripper, when a man Buys you two martinis, 266 00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:28,973 He's expecting you To be the chaser. 267 00:13:30,042 --> 00:13:32,054 - hi. - hi, janet. 268 00:13:32,078 --> 00:13:34,390 - oh, hi. - I thought we ought To finish the drapes 269 00:13:34,414 --> 00:13:37,059 While stanley was still awake. 270 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:39,161 Come on in. Come on in. 271 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,530 Most landlords Wouldn't do this for you. 272 00:13:41,554 --> 00:13:44,333 No, most landlords Would hire somebody 273 00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:46,290 Who can do the job right. 274 00:13:48,027 --> 00:13:49,905 Why don't you do it, jack? 275 00:13:49,929 --> 00:13:53,129 I understand you fellows are Very good at this sort of thing. 276 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:57,813 I only work in velvet, But I could give you a hand. 277 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,815 - get away from me. - what do you want me... 278 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,772 Get away from me! 279 00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:08,957 - bye, everybody. - huh?! Chrissy, 280 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:11,527 Excuse me. Whoa, wait. Where are you going? 281 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,695 Oh, I'm going to meet J.C. At the regal beagle. 282 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,998 Well, what's in your little bag? 283 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,134 Just the usual things, 284 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:21,459 - toothbrush, Make-up, nightgown. - are you sleeping in the bar? 285 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:27,709 No, silly. We're catching the Midnight flight to las vegas. 286 00:14:27,733 --> 00:14:30,546 - mr. Roper: hand me that end. - mrs. Roper: not now, stanley. 287 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,436 This ends more fun. 288 00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:36,118 What do you mean, You're going to las vegas? 289 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:39,622 - oh, I forgot To tell you, didn't I? - yes, you did. 290 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:42,191 Oh, well, it's strictly Business, just for tonight. 291 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,860 J.C. Doesn't like To waste any time. 292 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,662 What's going on? 293 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:50,366 Life, stanley. Life. 294 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:52,868 You should try it sometime. 295 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:56,038 - okay, chrissy. You... - janet, isn't it exciting? 296 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:59,308 A trip to las vegas, And I owe it all to you. 297 00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,544 - chrissy... - and you. 298 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,146 - wait a minute. You're going to vegas? - yeah. 299 00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,948 Could you play a couple of Hands of blackjack for me? 300 00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,950 Okay. 301 00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,919 Stanley, you're gambling? 302 00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,263 You know what they Say, unlucky in love... 303 00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:19,928 - well, bye-bye. - chrissy, no... 304 00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,597 Wait a minute. 305 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,365 - chrissy: bye. - jack: wait a minute. 306 00:15:23,389 --> 00:15:25,100 - janet: chrissy... - goodbye now. 307 00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:28,404 - chrissy! - I just don't Believe it. 308 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:33,141 Janet, you should've Done something. 309 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:36,412 I... Me? I should... What do You want me to do, jack? 310 00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,481 Get up early every morning, so I Can watch chrissy get dressed? 311 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:42,551 - of course not. I'll do that. - oh, jack! 312 00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,553 No, come on. We Have to do something. 313 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,622 - right! What? - oh? 314 00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,991 - yeah, yeah. What? - to start, you're going down To the regal beagle, 315 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:51,893 And punch that Braddock right in the nose. 316 00:15:51,917 --> 00:15:53,696 What if he's 6'4"? 317 00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,720 - then you hit him With your purse. - jack: thank you. 318 00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,236 Please, mr. Roper, This is serious. 319 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,538 - we're worried. - come on, she's A grown woman. 320 00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,406 I know. But listen, chrissy... 321 00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,364 Hey, I got something That will cheer you up. 322 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,946 - I finished tying Your new drapes. - janet: oh, thanks. 323 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,415 - mrs. Roper: they look Very nice - nice, huh? 324 00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,906 And you wanted to Hire a professional. 325 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,995 - hi, jim. - hi, chrissy. Somebody's waiting for you. 326 00:16:26,019 --> 00:16:28,219 Oh, thanks. That's my new boss. 327 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:33,235 - hi, j.C. - oh, hi, chrissy. 328 00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,338 Oh... 329 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:39,075 - gosh, I'm so excited About going to las vegas. - oh, good. 330 00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,743 Normally, my husband Travels with me, 331 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,980 But he's back east Visiting with his mother, 332 00:16:44,004 --> 00:16:47,249 So you get a free Trip on the company. 333 00:16:47,273 --> 00:16:50,286 Well, do you think I'll have Some time to play some blackjack? 334 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:53,489 - why? Do you gamble? - no, but my landlord does. 335 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,446 Oh. 336 00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:01,230 You know, chrissy, I'm really So glad you came into my office 337 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:04,367 And stood up for yourself. I really admire people 338 00:17:04,391 --> 00:17:06,402 With confidence in Their own abilities. 339 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:10,806 - I'm not really as good As I said I was. - uh-uh-uh-uh. 340 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,763 I'm even better. 341 00:17:14,934 --> 00:17:18,481 Well, thattagirl. There Are a couple of things 342 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,050 That I would like To discuss with you. 343 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,685 - what things? - first of all, 344 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,489 I'd like you to cut down On the low-cut dresses. 345 00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:28,957 Oh, gee, they're Already cut down 346 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,349 About as far as they can go. 347 00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:40,802 No, chrissy, you Don't understand. 348 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:45,107 You see, you have ability. You don't have to move up 349 00:17:45,131 --> 00:17:47,231 By having men look down. 350 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:52,181 Oh. 351 00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:54,283 - what was the other thing? - what other thing? 352 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,840 You said you wanted to talk To me about a couple of things. 353 00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:07,796 Jim, jim. Oh, I Need a drink bad. 354 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:11,500 Hi, uncle anton. How are Things down at the restaurant? 355 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:15,771 Oh, jim, busy, busy, busy. 356 00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:18,774 All day long, I'm putting those Little pants on lambchops. 357 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:21,510 I tell you, sometimes I don't Know if I'm a chef or a tailor. 358 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,563 You get it, chef or tailor? 359 00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:30,386 Have you thought any more About hiring my friend jack tripper? 360 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:33,456 Oh, no, I... I have to know More about him first, you know? 361 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,125 Like, for instance... 362 00:18:36,149 --> 00:18:38,048 Does he drink too much? 363 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,763 You know, it's really very hard 364 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:44,800 - for a woman to get Ahead in our company. - it certainly is. 365 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:47,236 Problem is, the Organization has three times 366 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,271 As many men as they do women. 367 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:53,731 Tell me, chrissy, how do you think Our company could attract more women? 368 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:58,669 Hire more men. 369 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,288 Oh, look at the time, darling. 370 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,924 It's almost half an hour... We're Gonna be catching our plane. 371 00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,760 My husband likes me to call. He Worries about me when I travel. 372 00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:14,230 - I'll be right back. - okay. 373 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,600 Hey, don't take my word for it. There's a close friend of his over there. 374 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:20,104 She can tell you all about him. 375 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,839 Chrissy. Chrissy, 376 00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:27,042 - this is my uncle anton. - uncle anton? 377 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:29,145 - you're the chef! - yeah. 378 00:19:29,169 --> 00:19:32,181 I understand you know Jack tripper very well. 379 00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:34,505 Well, I ought to. We live together. 380 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:39,510 You were right. This Guy really cooks. 381 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,492 So chrissy, chrissy? 382 00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,494 Well, do you... 383 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,697 Do you think that your friend jack Would make a good assistant chef? 384 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:53,269 Oh, would he ever? He makes The most wonderful dishes. 385 00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,504 Well, if you don't believe Me, you can ask janet. 386 00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,495 - janet?! - she lives with jack too. 387 00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:01,165 Would he have Time to take a job? 388 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,348 Well, if he doesn't, He'll make time. 389 00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:10,007 But once jack starts something, he'll Stay with it all night till he's finished. 390 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,815 Lucky guy. 391 00:20:19,485 --> 00:20:21,530 Oh, oh, jack. There They are. There they are. 392 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:24,066 So that's chrissy's boss, huh? 393 00:20:24,090 --> 00:20:26,457 He really looks like A pervert, doesn't he? 394 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:32,308 Oh, yeah, look at Those beady little eyes. 395 00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:35,578 Boy, all sex fiends Have beady little eyes. 396 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:37,535 They do? 397 00:20:42,275 --> 00:20:44,253 All right. Thank you, chrissy, 398 00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,222 - for being so nice And helpful. - oh. 399 00:20:46,246 --> 00:20:48,424 - okay, that does it. Break it up! - janet: yeah. 400 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:51,793 - this is jack tripper. - you're jack tripper? 401 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:54,385 - put it there. - with pleasure. 402 00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:58,867 - what's going on? - cheese. 403 00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:01,570 - you can't do that. - oh, you're right. 404 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:06,508 How silly of me. I... I... I can't Serve cheese without the wine. 405 00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,666 - here we go. - ha! 406 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:14,350 What are you... Doing?! 407 00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:17,386 Oh, I'm just rubbing it in. 408 00:21:17,410 --> 00:21:20,922 - for heaven's sake, What is going on? - I don't know, j.C. 409 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:24,393 J.C.? J... Uh... J.C. Braddock, chrissy's boss? 410 00:21:24,417 --> 00:21:26,362 - chrissy: yeah. - I'm her boss, yes. 411 00:21:26,386 --> 00:21:28,263 Chrissy. 412 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:32,033 - who is this? - it's jim's uncle, Chef anton. 413 00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:33,991 Janet: shh... 414 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,311 This is chef anton? 415 00:21:43,335 --> 00:21:46,504 The $30-a-night-job chef anton? 416 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:51,720 The guy who always Loves a practical joke? 417 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,823 That's pretty funny, huh? You like a good joke, don't you? 418 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,693 "The man in the Cheese flannel suit." 419 00:21:57,717 --> 00:22:00,729 You ever been to switzerland, 'cause you smell like gruyere. 420 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:03,532 I'm only kidding. Listen, does Your face always get purple 421 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:05,501 - when you're having fun? - you... You... You... 422 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,335 - you wanna be a chef? - it's all in good fun. 423 00:22:07,359 --> 00:22:09,772 You're not fit to heat up Pretzels on a street corner! 424 00:22:09,796 --> 00:22:12,908 You're not fit... 425 00:22:12,932 --> 00:22:16,434 You wanna be a chef? Here's a recipe for you. 426 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:23,073 Mustard on a nut! 427 00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:33,995 Chrissy, let's get out of here. We're gonna miss our plane. 428 00:22:34,019 --> 00:22:36,765 Okay, j.C. 429 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:39,902 - bye, janet. - goodbye, chrissy. Goodbye, mrs. Braddock. 430 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:42,404 Jack, if you wanna get Ahead in the business world, 431 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:44,995 You gotta start Treating people nicer. 432 00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:48,231 Goodbye. 433 00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:54,783 Well, I... I... 434 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:58,709 I hope at least this teaches you Not to jump to the wrong conclusions. 435 00:23:02,147 --> 00:23:04,560 Me jump to the Wrong conclusions? 436 00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:07,696 - me?! Me? - well, at least, You admit it. 437 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,365 See, jack, it's all because You're such a chauvinist. 438 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:13,435 I mean, automatically you assumed Chrissy's boss had to be a man. 439 00:23:13,459 --> 00:23:15,537 You also assumed he was a man. 440 00:23:15,561 --> 00:23:18,562 Well, what do you want From me? I'm just a woman. 441 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:23,045 Oh, janet, what am I gonna do? 442 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,982 Chef anton is an important Man. I blew my big chance. 443 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:28,984 Oh, jack. Now, come on, 444 00:23:29,008 --> 00:23:31,687 You're gonna let one little Setback ruin your whole life? 445 00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:34,590 Come on. Now listen, remember What you said to chrissy, 446 00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:37,893 "If you wanna get ahead in this World, you gotta believe in yourself"? 447 00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,895 Listen, jack, just go to anton 448 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,097 And tell him why you Did all these silly things. 449 00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:44,933 - oh, maybe You're right. - sure. 450 00:23:44,957 --> 00:23:46,802 And if that doesn't work, jack, 451 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:48,626 Try wearing a low-cut shirt. 452 00:23:57,737 --> 00:24:00,248 There. 453 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:02,417 That ought to do it. 454 00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:06,454 - now it's perfect. - gosh, mr. Roper, you worked So hard fixing those drapes. 455 00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:08,389 - jack: yeah. - oh, it's nothing. 456 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:12,060 Oh, come on. Don't be so Modest. You did a wonderful job. 457 00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:14,429 Oh, you certainly did. 458 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,431 Oh, you certainly did. 459 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,433 - yes, you did. - get away from me. 460 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,724 - I want To congratulate you. - get away. 461 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:51,867 Ritter's voice: three's Company was videotaped 462 00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:54,191 in front of a studio audience. 37428

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