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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,523 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,625 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,627 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,296 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,931 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:24,201 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,203 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:28,205 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:31,041 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:34,144 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,047 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,916 ♪ you'll see that Life is a ball again ♪ 13 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:43,353 ♪ laughter is calling for you ♪ 14 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,456 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,148 ♪ three's company too ♪ 16 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:11,448 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 17 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,204 ♪ three's company too. ♪ 18 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:24,683 - okay, chrissy, okay, What do you think? - what is it? 19 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:30,500 Chrissy, this is a stuart Jackson from his early period. 20 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:33,191 I hope he got better later on. 21 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:38,074 Oh well, anyway, I thought it Would look a lot more feminine 22 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:41,043 Than that baseball picture Jack had hanging here. 23 00:01:41,067 --> 00:01:43,245 Okay, chrissy, now what Do you think of these? 24 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:45,548 - oh, they're cute. - yeah. 25 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:48,417 Boy, jack's room Looks so terrific now 26 00:01:48,441 --> 00:01:50,419 He wouldn't recognize it. 27 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,589 Do you think my little Sister is gonna like it? 28 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,324 - she'll love it. - really, chrissy? 29 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:56,993 - yeah. - it still looks So masculine to me. 30 00:01:57,017 --> 00:02:01,553 Maybe we could take jack's Jockey shorts off the door. 31 00:02:04,157 --> 00:02:06,135 Good thinking. 32 00:02:06,159 --> 00:02:08,905 I'll get it. 33 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:11,541 I hope jack isn't gonna mind Giving up his room for jenny. 34 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,610 He'll probably find The coach pretty lumpy 35 00:02:13,634 --> 00:02:15,412 After sleeping on his bed. 36 00:02:15,436 --> 00:02:18,080 Oh, tonight... Oh no, I can't. 37 00:02:18,104 --> 00:02:21,083 My roommate's sister's coming Tonight. I think we should be here. 38 00:02:21,107 --> 00:02:23,820 Chrissy, you don't have to Give up a date because of that. 39 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,187 - I don't? - no. 40 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:26,823 Maybe I can make it after all. 41 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,991 That was so sweet of you though. 42 00:02:29,015 --> 00:02:32,128 I still can't make it. 43 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,497 No, chrissy, she's gonna Be here for a whole week, 44 00:02:34,521 --> 00:02:36,499 There's plenty of Time to be together. 45 00:02:36,523 --> 00:02:38,635 On the other hand, what Time can you pick me up? 46 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,703 Even though it would be so nice 47 00:02:40,727 --> 00:02:42,772 To have everybody Here for her first night. 48 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,507 Not that I want You to pick me up, 49 00:02:44,531 --> 00:02:48,745 I just wondered what Time you would if you could. 50 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:51,347 Chrissy, if you Really want to go... 51 00:02:51,371 --> 00:02:53,349 I'll do whatever you want. 52 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:56,007 No, no, not you, tom. 53 00:02:58,445 --> 00:03:00,723 Tom? 54 00:03:00,747 --> 00:03:02,413 He hung up. 55 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:05,495 Chrissy, I'm sorry. 56 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,497 That's okay, I don't like people 57 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,999 Who can't make up Their minds anyway. 58 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:12,001 I guess that means 59 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,871 It's gonna be you and jack, And me and my little baby sister. 60 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:17,607 Oh, chrissy, I'm so Proud of my little family. 61 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:20,076 Hey, anybody for the beach? 62 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:23,112 - the beach? - yeah, larry says the waves Are 12 feet high. 63 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:25,148 - jack. - I'm gonna get My surfboard. 64 00:03:25,172 --> 00:03:28,285 Jack, haven't you Forgotten something? 65 00:03:28,309 --> 00:03:30,687 Oh, my swim trunks. Thanks chrissy. 66 00:03:30,711 --> 00:03:33,356 I would have looked awfully Silly going out there nude. 67 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:37,727 Jack, I think we all should be Here to welcome janet's sister. 68 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:41,164 Oh chrissy, I promised larry. 69 00:03:41,188 --> 00:03:44,100 - jack! - okay. 70 00:03:44,124 --> 00:03:47,304 Okay, thank you, jack! 71 00:03:47,328 --> 00:03:49,306 Oh, that must be her. 72 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,263 Okay. 73 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:55,200 - janet. - jenny! Oh... Jenny! 74 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:58,915 Oh, let me look at you. 75 00:03:58,939 --> 00:04:01,272 Put your things down. 76 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:05,522 Guys, isn't she beautiful? 77 00:04:05,546 --> 00:04:07,524 Yeah! 78 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:10,693 And I want you to know that is Not just another pretty face. 79 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:12,995 At college, this kid Is on the dean's list. 80 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:17,188 Oh really, I used to get in a Lot of trouble at school too. 81 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,740 No, chrissy, that means That my little sister 82 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,042 - is a very bright Little girl. - janet. 83 00:04:26,066 --> 00:04:30,146 Oh gosh, jenny. Oh, I'm Forgetting, I'm forgetting... 84 00:04:30,170 --> 00:04:32,148 Jenny, this is chrissy. 85 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:34,917 But you know, I wrote you All about my roommates. 86 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:36,586 And this must be jack. 87 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,688 Isn't it clever the Way I figured that out? 88 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:41,124 You know, I'm not on the Dean's list for nothing. 89 00:04:41,148 --> 00:04:43,326 I'm glad you came, Jenny. It'll be nice to have 90 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,695 A brain around here to Talk to once in a while. 91 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,930 Janet and chrissy are Terrific, but they're not 92 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:49,766 Nearly as well informed as me. 93 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,768 You mean "As I." 94 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:55,037 Yeah, as you too. 95 00:04:55,061 --> 00:04:57,274 Listen, why don't I Take your hair and... 96 00:04:57,298 --> 00:05:01,511 I mean take your... I'll just Put everything in my room. 97 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,713 I mean your room. Whoops. 98 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:05,715 I'll get it right. Excuse me. 99 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,739 I'll put it right in here. 100 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:12,322 Oh, jenny, golly. 101 00:05:12,346 --> 00:05:14,791 Come on, come on, sit Down. Come on, chrissy. 102 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,694 There is so much to talk about, I don't know where to start. 103 00:05:17,718 --> 00:05:19,696 It is so good to see you. 104 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,665 It is great to see You too, janet. 105 00:05:21,689 --> 00:05:24,301 Thank you. Hey, But you know what? 106 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:27,304 I think maybe you have on Just a little too much blush. 107 00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:29,906 Yeah, oh yeah, This is much better. 108 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:32,642 Are you planning to Transfer to u.C.L.A.? 109 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:34,977 Yes, if I decide to Major in anthropology. 110 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,946 Anthropology? 111 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,615 The study of man. 112 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:41,272 They're teaching Courses in that now? 113 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:47,657 Oh, I wish they would. Can You imagine the homework? 114 00:05:47,681 --> 00:05:49,726 Oh, well... 115 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:53,162 You'll have plenty of time for Men after you finish your studies. 116 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:55,765 Oh gee, jenny, I wish I didn't Have to work tomorrow, 117 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:59,268 - then I could Show you all around. - yeah, I have to work too. 118 00:05:59,292 --> 00:06:02,104 I get home from school around 3:00. I could show you around. 119 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:04,106 - terrific. - yeah, terrific. 120 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:06,509 Yeah, terrific. Could I see You in the kitchen, jack? 121 00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,177 - huh? - in the kitchen. 122 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:11,281 Oh, excuse me, I'll Be back in a minute. 123 00:06:11,471 --> 00:06:14,651 - what's up? - um... Jack... 124 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,986 - she's my sister. - yeah. 125 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,922 Well, you know what that means. 126 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:22,625 You both had the same mother. 127 00:06:22,649 --> 00:06:24,627 - no. - you didn't have The same mother? 128 00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:26,896 - oh janet, I'm so sorry. - jack, cut it... 129 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:30,466 Cut it out. Look... Who did You go out with last night? 130 00:06:30,490 --> 00:06:33,169 Naomi. 131 00:06:33,193 --> 00:06:35,171 And the night before that? 132 00:06:35,195 --> 00:06:38,541 - kathy, but what does that... - before that it was cindy, and samantha. 133 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:41,177 You've been out with four Different women in seven days. 134 00:06:41,201 --> 00:06:44,346 - doesn't that Tell you something? - yeah, it's been a slow week. 135 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:46,382 Jack. 136 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,918 - come on. - what are you Trying to say? 137 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:52,855 I'm just... My sister Is very young 138 00:06:52,879 --> 00:06:54,857 And vulnerable. 139 00:06:54,881 --> 00:06:58,761 - and you, you're... - and I'm jack the ripper? 140 00:06:58,785 --> 00:07:01,464 - no, jack, I didn't mean that. - I know what you mean. 141 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:03,800 If that's how you feel About me, I won't ask her out 142 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,135 - I won't even Go near her, okay? - oh no, jack, wait. 143 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:08,370 Oh gosh, everything I Said came out all wrong. 144 00:07:08,394 --> 00:07:10,640 - you know... - it's just she's My younger sister 145 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:13,142 - so I worry. Now you Can understand that. - yeah, all right. 146 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,612 Take her out, jack. I want Her to have a really good time 147 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,647 While she's here. Take her out. 148 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:20,950 moi, the ax murderer, Taking out your sister? 149 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:22,986 - oh jack, please. - okay, I'll do it. 150 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:24,787 - thank you, jack. - as a favor. 151 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:27,456 - mmm... You're a doll. - ooh, hey, you know Something? 152 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:30,159 After I bring the kid back, Maybe I'll take you out. 153 00:07:30,183 --> 00:07:32,161 I mean you may be a Little over the hill, 154 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:35,053 But you got a lot of life left In you. You know what I mean? 155 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,727 Janet, you want to Let go of the nose? 156 00:07:46,733 --> 00:07:49,579 Okay, chrissy, where can they Be? What could they be doing? 157 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:52,043 Don't worry, jack Will think of something. 158 00:07:52,739 --> 00:07:56,919 You're not helping, chrissy. 159 00:07:56,943 --> 00:08:00,089 Yeah, I don't know what you're So worried about anyway. 160 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,158 - it's only 10:00. - only 10:00? 161 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,993 Chrissy, they left here at 3:00. 162 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:06,329 Do know how many hours That means they've been gone? 163 00:08:06,353 --> 00:08:10,299 Three from 10 is... 164 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:12,869 Seven. Hey, seven's A lucky number. 165 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:15,938 It better not be for jack. 166 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:22,634 Hey, what are you kids Doing home so early? 167 00:08:25,038 --> 00:08:27,617 Listen, do we have any More antihistamines? 168 00:08:27,641 --> 00:08:29,686 You know, I feel A cold coming on. 169 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:32,388 In the bathroom, but be careful, They make you very drowsy. 170 00:08:32,412 --> 00:08:34,591 That's okay, chrissy, I'm going right to sleep. 171 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:37,535 That doesn't matter. They Still make you very drowsy. 172 00:08:39,052 --> 00:08:41,452 Well, I better take a couple. 173 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:47,526 So... What did you Two crazy kids do? 174 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:52,008 Jack borrowed larry's Car and we went for a drive. 175 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:54,443 That sounds like fun. How far did you go? 176 00:08:54,467 --> 00:08:57,969 - just up the coast. - how far did jack go? 177 00:09:00,974 --> 00:09:04,053 I mean malibu or zuma... 178 00:09:04,077 --> 00:09:07,189 We drove for about 25 minutes. 179 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:09,692 Then we stopped off at the Blue corral for a hamburger. 180 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,694 - then we decided... - oh, now jenny, come on, 181 00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:14,631 You don't have to be accounting For every single second. 182 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,199 What did you do next? 183 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:20,403 Hey, you girls want to Watch me get undressed? 184 00:09:20,427 --> 00:09:22,939 - what? - if you don't, you better Get out of my bedroom, 185 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:25,742 - because on the count Of three it's coming off. - now jack... 186 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:28,077 - one, two, two and A half, - no, jenny... 187 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:30,312 - here's the big three. - come on, close your door. 188 00:09:30,336 --> 00:09:32,270 I'm naked! 189 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:51,801 Stanley, how come every Timetime you get insomnia, 190 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,871 I get to stay awake? 191 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:58,775 I'm sorry, helen, I just thought that Reading would help me fall asleep, 192 00:09:58,799 --> 00:10:01,044 But this book is Too interesting. 193 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,434 Have you got anything in The house that's boring? 194 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,976 Yes and I wish it would turn Out the lights and go to sleep. 195 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:17,093 Thanks a lot. I haven't Slept in almost a week 196 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:21,330 And all you can do Is make wisecracks. 197 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:23,733 Oh, all right. 198 00:10:23,757 --> 00:10:26,791 Come on, stanley, turn over. 199 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:35,144 - what? - turn over. 200 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,102 Come on. 201 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:43,786 There, now that's it. 202 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:46,210 That'll make you relax. 203 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,152 How is it, stanley? 204 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:59,423 It's fine, but you started Talking and you woke me up. 205 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:04,047 Oh gee, I'm sorry, I Won't say another word. 206 00:11:08,468 --> 00:11:11,313 - there now... - ah, you did it again. 207 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,271 I'll be up all night now. 208 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:18,387 Say stanley, I've got an idea. 209 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:21,024 You know I was reading In the paper this morning 210 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:23,126 About how people 211 00:11:23,150 --> 00:11:26,362 Who have a normal Active love life 212 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:29,832 Are happier, they live longer, 213 00:11:29,856 --> 00:11:33,169 They're more relaxed And more contented. 214 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,839 Well naturally, people Who are more relaxed 215 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,709 Are able to sleep better. 216 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:45,870 So, anyway, stanley, Here's my plan. 217 00:11:56,783 --> 00:11:58,783 Mommy. 218 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,985 Jack, you in there? 219 00:13:29,009 --> 00:13:30,942 Jack? 220 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:05,376 Jenny, jenny. 221 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:18,300 Jack! 222 00:14:18,324 --> 00:14:21,270 - what are you doing? - this isn't what You're seeing. 223 00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,372 Jack, 224 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:27,009 After you promised me. I can't Believe it. This is despicable. 225 00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,445 Janet, of course you Know this is a mistake here. 226 00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:31,447 It sure is, buster. You're The one who made it! 227 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,349 - wait, wait. - what is going on? 228 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:37,153 - what's going on? - take a number. 229 00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,721 I found them in bed together. 230 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,857 Janet, I got up for a drink. 231 00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,960 I was half asleep and I must Have come in here by accident. 232 00:14:44,984 --> 00:14:46,795 Do you expect me To believe that? 233 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:49,565 The last thing in the world I wanted Was go to bed with your sister. 234 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,933 - what? - well, no, no... 235 00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,935 - you're very Attractive. - animal. 236 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:56,172 - what? - that's what you are. He's an animal! 237 00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:59,074 I'm a pussy-cat, meow. 238 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:02,378 I came in here, and With my own two eyes 239 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,980 I saw you two sleeping together. 240 00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:07,349 Of course we were Sleeping together. 241 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,685 That doesn't mean we Were sleeping together. 242 00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:13,722 Jack, - were you in this room? - yes. 243 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,724 - was my sister sleeping In this bed? - yes. 244 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,426 - were you sleeping In this bed? - yes. 245 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,562 Then you were sleeping together! 246 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,897 Janet, you'd make a Great perry mason. 247 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,932 - chrissy... - janet, janet. 248 00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:27,670 - I want to explain. - I don't care what you Want, jack, I don't care. 249 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,539 I want you to get dressed and I want you to pack your things, 250 00:15:30,563 --> 00:15:32,541 And I want you to go away! 251 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,877 - janet, janet, Are you serious? - yes. 252 00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,646 Ja... 253 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,748 I can't believe this. This is a nightmare. 254 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:41,750 Janet! 255 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,486 Janet! All right, come on. 256 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:48,030 I'm sorry about this. It's usually Pretty quiet around here at night. 257 00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:52,861 I should have slept on the sofa. Then none of this would have happened. 258 00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:56,445 Of course it would. Jack Was already sleeping there. 259 00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:00,669 Janet, I want to Talk to you. Open up. 260 00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,804 - why are you still here? - now look here, janet. 261 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:04,473 - jack, goodbye. - ja... 262 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:08,777 This is crazy. I'm the one who Should be mad around here. 263 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,146 - tell her that. - she won't listen To me. 264 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:14,450 She better listen to me. I'm Janet's sister, not her daughter. 265 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,985 And it's time she stopped Treating me like I was a child. 266 00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:20,222 - janet, Come on, it's me! - what is it, jenny? 267 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:23,024 Don't you think you're Being unreasonable? 268 00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,982 Well... 269 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:29,131 I wonder what she meant by that? 270 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,400 Chrissy, you're her best Friend, you talk to her. 271 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:34,403 - you tell her. - okay. 272 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:38,039 - tell her what? - tell her that Nothing happened. 273 00:16:38,063 --> 00:16:41,644 There was a perfectly good Reason why I was in bed with jenny. 274 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:44,480 You really want Me to tell her that? 275 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:48,049 Chrissy, I wandered Into my bedroom 276 00:16:48,073 --> 00:16:50,118 Through force of habit. 277 00:16:50,142 --> 00:16:56,358 Oh... - janet. - yes, chrissy? 278 00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:59,328 There's a perfectly good reason Why jack was in bed with your sister. 279 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,113 - oh, really? - yeah, it was just A force of habit. 280 00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,908 - I don't think She bought it. - no. 281 00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:16,412 Thanks anyway, chrissy. 282 00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:19,415 You know, some people Are very stubborn. 283 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,083 And those stubborn people Know very well who they are. 284 00:17:22,107 --> 00:17:24,975 Don't they, janet? 285 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:30,359 Okay, okay, jack, 286 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:34,095 Nobody is going to Say that I am unfair. 287 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,332 I just want to know what Went on in that bedroom. 288 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:37,866 And I just want the truth. 289 00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:41,892 Okay, now here's The truth... Liar! 290 00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:45,974 Maybe you'll believe Your own sister. 291 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,610 Tell her, jenny. You own Sister won't lie. Go ahead. 292 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:50,512 - okay, let's have it. - hold it. 293 00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,514 I don't want to be talked To in that tone of voice. 294 00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:54,783 Never mind the tone. Just Tell her what happened. 295 00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:56,952 All my life you've been Treating me like I was a kid. 296 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:59,655 - how I took the antihistamine. - that was okay when I was a kid, 297 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,857 - I was so groggy... - but I am not a kid Anymore. 298 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,692 - and the sleepwalking. - I am a grown up 299 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:06,228 - with a mind of my own. - stick to the facts... Just the facts. 300 00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:08,864 - you want to know the truth? - yeah, the truth. Lay it on her. 301 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:12,356 - maybe something did happen. - jack and janet: what? 302 00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:16,204 Maybe it didn't. The Important thing is 303 00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:18,006 That's my business not yours. 304 00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:28,271 Well, you're not going to Believe your own sister, are you? 305 00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,553 I'll get it. 306 00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:34,356 Hold it. Was that the doorbell? 307 00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:37,158 Wait a minute. It must Be 3:00 in the morning. 308 00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,160 What kind of creep Would wander around 309 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,396 Ringing doorbells At 3:00 in the morning? 310 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,854 - mr. Roper: it's mr. Roper. - that answers my question. 311 00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:49,204 I just came up to tell You it's 3:00 in the morning. 312 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,428 Thank you. 313 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:56,912 You're right, jack it Is 3:00 in the morning. 314 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:02,885 What's the matter with you? 315 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,821 One thing I don't like is to be Awakened in the middle of the night. 316 00:19:05,845 --> 00:19:09,190 I can vouch for that. 317 00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:12,093 I was enjoying the first Good night sleep I had in a week, 318 00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,295 And suddenly I Hear a door slam... 319 00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:16,765 Then another, then another. 320 00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:19,968 Slam... Slam... Bang. 321 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,904 - okay, okay. - slam, bang, slam, 322 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,272 - all right, Stanley, all right. - slam, slam, bang. 323 00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:26,274 They get the picture. 324 00:19:26,298 --> 00:19:29,578 Slam. 325 00:19:29,602 --> 00:19:32,614 - I'm sorry, mr. Roper, It was all my fault. - it was mine too. 326 00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:35,083 None of this would have Happened if I hadn't been here. 327 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,085 That's okay, jenny, I Can take care of this. 328 00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:40,309 Would you stop treating Me like I was a child! 329 00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,964 - who was that? - that was my sister. 330 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:52,133 Okay, stanley, now you know Where the noise was coming from. 331 00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:55,604 - can we please Go back to bed? - wait, wait just a minute. 332 00:19:55,628 --> 00:19:58,274 - what is she doing In jack's room? - visiting. 333 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,844 What number do I Call to get a cab? 334 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,846 Hey, wait a minute, Jenny, wait a minute. 335 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:07,115 I thought you were staying here. 336 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:11,453 I was until my dear big sister Accused me of sleeping with jack! 337 00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,957 Janet: jenny... 338 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:18,460 Okay, now hang on A second, mr. Roper. 339 00:20:18,484 --> 00:20:20,462 See, I can explain. 340 00:20:20,486 --> 00:20:23,965 Nothing happened, But no one believes me. 341 00:20:23,989 --> 00:20:25,923 - I believe you. - you see. 342 00:20:31,263 --> 00:20:34,376 After all, what could happen? 343 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,779 Come on, helen, let's go to bed. 344 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,080 Okay. Good night, kids. 345 00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:43,240 And believe me, nothing will Happen down there either. 346 00:20:50,316 --> 00:20:53,295 Hey, janet, 347 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:55,497 You know... I don't Know what to say. 348 00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:57,999 - why don't you Try goodbye, jack? - I'm calling a cab. 349 00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:00,135 A cab? Wait a minute. Do You know what time it is? 350 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,137 I can't let you go Out at this hour. 351 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:03,839 Janet, can I talk to You for a second? 352 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:06,041 - chrissy, please, not now. - it won't take long. 353 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,076 Chrissy, look... Chrissy! 354 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,979 Promise me you won't do Anything until I get back... 355 00:21:11,003 --> 00:21:14,716 - chrissy, what? - with the phone. 356 00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:16,952 Okay, chrissy, what is it? 357 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:20,289 - I have a story to tell you. - please, I'm not interested In stories now, 358 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:22,524 I'm only interested in What went on in jack's room. 359 00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:24,526 That's exactly what This story is about. 360 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:27,028 Okay, hurry up. 361 00:21:27,052 --> 00:21:29,265 When I was a little girl 362 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:32,834 We used to go to church every Sunday to hear my father preach. 363 00:21:32,858 --> 00:21:35,471 So one sunday my father Came to me and he said 364 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:37,839 "Chrissy, were you Sleeping during my sermon?" 365 00:21:37,863 --> 00:21:40,598 And I said "Yes, father I was." 366 00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:47,772 So? 367 00:21:49,542 --> 00:21:52,120 Don't you understand? I wasn't sleeping. 368 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,580 So you told your Father you were? 369 00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,401 Boy, do I have to Spell it out for you? 370 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,569 That would help. 371 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:11,373 - b-o-y. - what? 372 00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:13,609 I was thinking of a boy. 373 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:16,412 I couldn't tell my father I was Thinking of a boy during his sermon. 374 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,181 Chrissy, please, what Does this have to do 375 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:21,417 With what went on In jack's bedroom? 376 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:23,407 Weren't you paying attention? 377 00:22:25,511 --> 00:22:27,589 Just because my eyes were closed 378 00:22:27,613 --> 00:22:29,591 Didn't mean I was sleeping. 379 00:22:29,615 --> 00:22:33,261 And just because you eyes were open Didn't mean you were seeing what you saw. 380 00:22:33,285 --> 00:22:36,799 I mean sometimes seeing is Shutting your eyes to what you saw. 381 00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:40,035 See? 382 00:22:40,059 --> 00:22:43,205 - chrissy, listen... - look... 383 00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,741 Suppose you came Home... Just suppose... 384 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:48,143 - and you found jack And me in bed together. - yeah. 385 00:22:48,167 --> 00:22:50,145 And I said that Nothing was going on. 386 00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:52,514 - would you believe me? - of course. 387 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:55,005 Then why won't you Believe your own sister? 388 00:23:03,148 --> 00:23:05,082 Chrissy... 389 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:12,723 - jenny... - yeah? 390 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,605 I'm ashamed of myself. 391 00:23:17,629 --> 00:23:19,589 I hope you and Jack will forgive me. 392 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:25,135 - oh, janet. - oh, jenny, I'm so sorry. 393 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,084 Oh, excuse me. 394 00:23:29,108 --> 00:23:32,910 Jack... Friends? 395 00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:35,957 - yes. - yeah. 396 00:23:35,981 --> 00:23:39,294 - hey. - oh jack, I'm so sorry. 397 00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:41,764 - I'm so sorry. - oh... 398 00:23:41,788 --> 00:23:43,721 Chrissy, I'm so sorry. 399 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:49,226 - what for? - who cares? I just love This kind of apologies. 400 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,983 I don't know about you Guys, but I'm going to bed. 401 00:24:02,007 --> 00:24:04,386 - oh, yeah, me too. - yeah, good night. 402 00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:06,588 Good night everybody. 403 00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:08,690 Janet: good night, jenny. 404 00:24:08,714 --> 00:24:11,114 I'm so exhausted. 405 00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:53,902 Ritter's voice: "Three's Company" was videotaped 406 00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:56,093 in front of a studio audience. 31980

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