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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,523 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,625 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,627 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,296 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,931 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:24,201 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,203 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:28,205 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:31,041 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:34,144 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,047 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,916 ♪ you'll see that Life is a ball again ♪ 13 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:43,352 ♪ laughter is calling for you ♪ 14 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:46,456 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,147 ♪ three's company too ♪ 16 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:11,448 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 17 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,204 ♪ three's company too. ♪ 18 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,614 Oh, hi, stanley. 19 00:01:27,821 --> 00:01:30,955 Did you have a Good time bowling? 20 00:01:34,361 --> 00:01:37,841 Never mind, stanley. The Important thing is to enjoy yourself. 21 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,798 It doesn't matter if you lose. 22 00:01:41,034 --> 00:01:43,012 What makes you think I lost? 23 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:45,715 'cause you always lose. 24 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:49,186 Well, this time I Won, helen, I won. 25 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:51,221 Then why are you so angry? 26 00:01:51,245 --> 00:01:53,623 Because that jerry Gordon is a cheap creep. 27 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:56,859 - I agree. - he knows the loser's Suppose to buy the beer. 28 00:01:56,883 --> 00:01:59,462 I won and he Didn't buy any beer. 29 00:01:59,486 --> 00:02:02,099 That sounds like Jerry all right. 30 00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:04,734 He said he couldn't hang Around. He said he had a date. 31 00:02:04,758 --> 00:02:06,536 Can you believe that? 32 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:11,241 Even a slob like jerry Can get lucky sometime. 33 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:14,277 He didn't have a date. He just Didn't want to buy the beer. 34 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:17,647 He's nothing but a Cheap creep. I hate him! 35 00:02:17,671 --> 00:02:19,382 Then why do you Hang around with him? 36 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:22,174 Because he's my best friend. 37 00:02:24,511 --> 00:02:27,557 Look, stanley, if you're So upset about this, 38 00:02:27,581 --> 00:02:30,093 Why don't you have A talk with jerry 39 00:02:30,117 --> 00:02:32,095 And try to Straighten things out? 40 00:02:32,119 --> 00:02:34,397 How can I have a talk with him 41 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,355 When I'm not talking to him? 42 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,533 I know what we can do. 43 00:02:45,432 --> 00:02:47,366 I'd rather be angry. 44 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:53,350 - ♪ shine on, Shine on harvest moon... ♪ - jack. 45 00:02:53,374 --> 00:02:56,653 - I can't hear. - oh, sorry. 46 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:59,222 ♪ shine on, shine on, har... ♪ 47 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:02,158 - jack! - okay, okay. 48 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:05,294 I hate to do this to your Fingers, but I need my racket. 49 00:03:05,318 --> 00:03:08,398 - take it, it needs Tuning anyway. - oh, jack. 50 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:11,835 Yeah, well, I understand. 51 00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:15,405 Okay, all right, bye-bye. 52 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:19,809 Hey, whoa, whoa, what Is wrong with you? 53 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,944 - that was david. - mm-huh. 54 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:25,314 He was suddenly called out of town. So I don't have a date for this weekend. 55 00:03:25,338 --> 00:03:28,918 Oh chrissy... Hey, do you Want me to call bob green? 56 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:31,588 - no. - why not? He's dying To go out with you. 57 00:03:31,612 --> 00:03:33,623 He never looks me Straight in the eye. 58 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,925 Well, maybe the guy is shy. 59 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:40,029 Then why is he always Looking everywhere else? 60 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,398 I'm awful sorry and I would love to help, 61 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:45,067 But I gotta get going. I have a tennis lesson 62 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,003 With a very handsome Sexy tennis pro. 63 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:50,707 Janet, try not to jump over The net until the game is over. 64 00:03:50,731 --> 00:03:53,209 Oh, you. Bye-bye. 65 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:55,166 - bye-bye. - bye. 66 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:02,100 Come on, chrissy, cheer up. 67 00:04:04,344 --> 00:04:08,391 Hey, I'll be your date tonight. Will you go out with me? 68 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,127 - jack tripper, You have nerve. - what's wrong? 69 00:04:11,151 --> 00:04:14,553 Do I look like the kind of girl You can ask out at the last minute? 70 00:04:16,322 --> 00:04:18,134 Well, no, but I just thought... 71 00:04:18,158 --> 00:04:21,137 Besides, I don't think a girl ought To date the man she lives with. 72 00:04:21,161 --> 00:04:25,141 Chrissy, wait a minute, We don't live together. 73 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:28,310 We just... Live together. 74 00:04:28,334 --> 00:04:30,479 It doesn't seem right, 75 00:04:30,503 --> 00:04:33,115 Dating someone I see walking Around in his underwear. 76 00:04:33,139 --> 00:04:35,273 Chrissy, shut your mouth. 77 00:04:37,678 --> 00:04:40,790 You know what I mean. I mean We see each other every day. 78 00:04:40,814 --> 00:04:42,825 Going out with you Wouldn't be like a date. 79 00:04:42,849 --> 00:04:45,261 Chrissy, believe me, When I go out on a date, 80 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,263 I'm a completely Different person. 81 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:50,600 - really? - yeah, sit down. I'll show you. 82 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:53,803 see, chrissy, when I go Out, the first thing I do 83 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:56,072 is order the best Wine in the house. 84 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,340 - but jack, You can't afford that. - yes, I can. 85 00:04:58,364 --> 00:05:01,811 The best wine in this House. It's only 98¢ 86 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:03,813 Here you go, chrissy. 87 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:06,816 I'm telling you, when you date Jack tripper you go first class. 88 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:10,086 - take your glass. A toast. - okay. 89 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:13,122 Here's to jack and Here's to chrissy. 90 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,124 Let's get started With a little kissy. 91 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:18,260 Hold it. 92 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:20,952 If you think I'm that kind of Date, you can go home right now. 93 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:26,235 - I live here. - that's no excuse. 94 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:29,706 Okay, okay, how about let's Start the date all over again, okay? 95 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,509 Okay, but only if you promise To act like a gentleman. 96 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,677 I promise. 97 00:05:34,701 --> 00:05:39,115 Chrissy, I am requesting The honor of your presence 98 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:42,218 For luncheon at le regal beagle. 99 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:43,987 The regal beagle? 100 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:46,022 You got it. 101 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,646 I'd love to. 102 00:05:49,382 --> 00:05:52,996 You know something, chrissy, You are the perfect date. 103 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,998 - why? - because no matter What happens, 104 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:57,000 I know you'll be Coming back to my place. 105 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:59,290 Oh... 106 00:06:09,836 --> 00:06:12,549 Are you just gonna Sit there by the phone 107 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:14,551 For the rest of your life? 108 00:06:14,575 --> 00:06:18,621 No, just till jerry gordon Calls and apologizes. 109 00:06:18,645 --> 00:06:21,457 You know this is not healthy. 110 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:24,561 I mean just... Just... Just... Doing nothing, 111 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,863 Not even moving. 112 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,767 I'm used to that at night, But in the daytime too? 113 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:36,005 We've been bowling together for 11 years. How could he do this to me? 114 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:40,443 Stanley, you're letting That stupid jerk get to you. 115 00:06:40,467 --> 00:06:44,013 - you're not Yourself anymore. - what do you mean? 116 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:47,316 This morning you put the Cap back on the toothpaste. 117 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:50,041 You hung up your robe. You Even changed your socks. 118 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:54,791 Anger makes a man Do crazy things. 119 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:58,127 Look, stanley, he's your friend. 120 00:06:58,151 --> 00:07:00,663 Now why don't you Stop acting like a child 121 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:03,199 And get on the phone And call the bum? 122 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:06,736 Never. He's going to come Crawling back on his hands and knees. 123 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:10,439 - you'll see. - would it be easier For you if I called him? 124 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:14,577 - no, absolutely not! - it's not a toll call. 125 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,946 I don't want you calling him. 126 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,948 I forbid you to Even talk to him. 127 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:21,250 - do you understand What I'm saying? - all right! 128 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:24,921 Stanley, don't get excited! 129 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:27,378 I never thought I'd say that. 130 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,217 Oh really... 131 00:07:34,154 --> 00:07:36,766 Well, this is just silly, jerry. 132 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,923 I've got to talk to you. 133 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:45,141 I was hoping to get Together with you last night. 134 00:07:45,165 --> 00:07:48,244 Sounds like she's on the Make for mr. Roper again. 135 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,546 You can't turn me down, jerry. 136 00:07:50,570 --> 00:07:54,016 Jerry? 137 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:57,440 And here all the time, we've Been calling mr. Roper stanley. 138 00:07:59,679 --> 00:08:01,724 His name is stanley. 139 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:03,926 Look, jerry, I am desperate. 140 00:08:03,950 --> 00:08:07,163 I just can't take Stanley anymore. 141 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:09,632 Now I've got to see You this afternoon. 142 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:12,601 I'll come to your apartment. 143 00:08:12,625 --> 00:08:17,162 Oh, then we'll have to find Some other place to meet. 144 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:22,111 Oh, hey, I have an idea Where we can meet. 145 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:24,068 I'll call you right back. 146 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:30,152 Hi, kids. 147 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:32,922 - oh, mrs. Roper. - look who's here. 148 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:35,858 Hi, mrs. Roper. We didn't See you here, did we, chrissy? 149 00:08:35,882 --> 00:08:38,049 No, we didn't even Hear you on the phone. 150 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,331 Look, I... I was just wondering 151 00:08:42,355 --> 00:08:46,202 If I could use your apartment For a little while this afternoon. 152 00:08:46,226 --> 00:08:50,606 Well, I guess it's all right. 153 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:54,076 - isn't it, chrissy? - if you say so. 154 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:58,347 Thanks, kids. Gee, I Really appreciate it. 155 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,682 Oh, do me a favor, will you? 156 00:09:00,706 --> 00:09:03,252 And don't mention This to stanley 157 00:09:03,276 --> 00:09:05,254 Whatever you do. 158 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:08,625 If he ever found it, He'd never forgive me. 159 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,882 Thanks. 160 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:14,530 I don't believe this. 161 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:18,154 Yeah, it's just like "The Young and the restless." 162 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,016 Hello, helen. 163 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,785 Come on in. Don't Just stand there. 164 00:09:37,610 --> 00:09:41,323 I parked around the corner so Stanley won't recognize my car. 165 00:09:41,347 --> 00:09:43,325 Good thinking, jerry. 166 00:09:43,349 --> 00:09:46,709 It isn't everyone Who drives a 1947 nash. 167 00:09:48,989 --> 00:09:52,509 You might as well sit down And make yourself comfortable. 168 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:58,741 You know, I was surprised When you called me. 169 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:01,778 I always had the Feeling you didn't like me. 170 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:05,447 Well, whatever gave You an idea like that? 171 00:10:05,471 --> 00:10:09,185 Like the time you had The new years eve party, 172 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,520 And you invited Everyone, but me. 173 00:10:11,544 --> 00:10:16,114 What difference did it Make? You showed up anyway. 174 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:22,698 Are you sure it's safe here? 175 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:26,302 Come on, it isn't the first time I've been up in this apartment. 176 00:10:26,326 --> 00:10:28,793 It isn't? 177 00:10:30,897 --> 00:10:34,143 Is it all right If I have a drink? 178 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:36,979 Help yourself. 179 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:39,748 Look, jerry, I know This isn't easy for you, 180 00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:43,319 I mean being stanley's Best friend and all. 181 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:47,656 But... I'm telling you right now 182 00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:51,660 That I am not going to leave This apartment until you give in. 183 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,996 Huh? 184 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,165 We don't have much time, 185 00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:59,891 So let's get down To business, all right? 186 00:11:05,365 --> 00:11:09,245 I'm sorry we ever told mrs. Roper she could use our apartment. 187 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,247 Come on, chrissy, I had no choice. 188 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,249 You know? I mean what Was I suppose to do? 189 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:16,252 Tell her no, you cannot use Our apartment for an illicit fling. 190 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:20,089 Oh... Ooh... 191 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:22,491 Hi... Hi, mr. Roper how are you? 192 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,626 What do you Mean "Illicit fling?" 193 00:11:24,650 --> 00:11:26,395 Illicit fling. Well... 194 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:29,131 That's a new disco dance that Just came out, "The illicit fling." 195 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:31,333 We'll show him how It goes. Come on! 196 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,102 The illicit fling. Of course! 197 00:11:37,698 --> 00:11:40,242 Whooo! 198 00:11:40,266 --> 00:11:41,878 Both: the illicit fling! 199 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,080 Great dance, huh? 200 00:11:44,104 --> 00:11:47,505 How do you decide Which one of you leads? 201 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,954 Have you seen helen? 202 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,190 Which helen? 203 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,824 What do you mean, which helen? 204 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:58,861 Well, mr. Roper, there are lots Of helens. There's helen reddy, 205 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,829 Helen hayes, helen of troy. 206 00:12:00,853 --> 00:12:03,654 My wife, helen of santa monica. 207 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,836 No, I haven't seen that helen. 208 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:12,375 - have you seen That helen, chrissy? - which helen? 209 00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,643 She's probably out Shopping or something. 210 00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,712 Yeah, probably out Shopping or something. 211 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,749 - by the way, I'm going To fix that oven of yours. - now? 212 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:25,009 - I probably won't Get to it until tomorrow. - tomorrow will be fine. 213 00:12:26,813 --> 00:12:28,824 Good thing he didn't Go to fix the oven now. 214 00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:31,260 Wouldn't it be terrible if he Caught mrs. Roper with jerry? 215 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:35,820 Yeah. I hate the idea of scraping A stranger off of our walls! 216 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,868 I knew I was going To find you guys here. 217 00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:42,138 - you won't believe What happened. - janet... 218 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:44,173 I have a date for tonight. 219 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:46,508 You do? With the Tennis instructor? 220 00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:50,868 Yeah. His name if jeffrey. Today we played On his court, tonight we'll play on mine! 221 00:12:53,706 --> 00:12:55,651 It's a good thing I Ran into mr. Roper. 222 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:58,754 - I talked him into Going up to fix the oven. - wait a minute, what... 223 00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:00,856 - you sent him To our apartment? - yeah. 224 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,258 - right now? - yeah. 225 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,961 I've invited jeffrey Over for dinner tonight. 226 00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:07,485 Jack, will you be a Darling and cook it for me? 227 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,266 - you don't need me. - why not? 228 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:12,957 'cause there's plenty Cooking up there already! 229 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,147 Well, I'm so glad you Understand, jerry, 230 00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:28,084 Because stanley is so stubborn 231 00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:30,453 And so sensitive. 232 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,921 Well, if you make The first move, 233 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:35,924 Then maybe you can patch Things up and be friends again. 234 00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:38,794 - I'll call him tonight. - good! 235 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,596 And now... 236 00:13:40,620 --> 00:13:44,500 Let's talk about why you Really invited me up here. 237 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,335 What do you mean? 238 00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,604 Come on, helen! 239 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:52,241 A virile, macho bachelor... 240 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:55,244 Alone with a desirable, 241 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,579 Love-starved landlady! 242 00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:00,216 We both know what that means! 243 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:03,685 It means you can't Handle cheap wine. 244 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:06,755 Please, don't dim This magic moment. 245 00:14:06,779 --> 00:14:09,147 Magic mom... 246 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:14,263 I know your little game, helen. 247 00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:17,766 You like to arouse the animal in A man and then play hard to get. 248 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:21,370 Well, today you met your match! 249 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,139 Jerry! 250 00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:26,008 I can tell you want me As much as I want you! 251 00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:28,544 You're aflame with passion! 252 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:31,013 I can see it in Your very nostrils, 253 00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:32,814 In your burning eyes! 254 00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:35,773 That isn't passion, that's smog! 255 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,721 Don't toy with me, helen. 256 00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:42,058 I can't take my eyes off you! 257 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:45,928 I wish you could, 'cause you're Spilling wine all over the table. 258 00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:48,564 See what you do to me? 259 00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:51,967 Listen, jerry. The minute I Get this wine cleaned up, 260 00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:55,037 I'll get right out of Here, and so are you! 261 00:14:55,061 --> 00:14:57,606 You are so womanly 262 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,841 When you're doing woman's work! 263 00:14:59,865 --> 00:15:02,078 Oh my god! 264 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,746 Helen, you set my brain on fire! 265 00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:07,330 Well, maybe this Will put it out! 266 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:11,220 Let me go! 267 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,689 It's no good to fight it, helen! 268 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:16,380 If it were any good, I wouldn't fight it! 269 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:26,202 Oh my god, I think he Swallowed my earring! 270 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:29,805 Stanley: ♪ she'll be coming round The mountain when she comes ♪ 271 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,830 - ♪ she'll be coming round... ♪ - it's stanley! 272 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:37,613 - he's coming in! - what are we going To do?! 273 00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,238 Here, get in the Bathroom, quick! 274 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,736 Helen! 275 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,204 Whew! 276 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,117 That was close! 277 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:50,886 It's so humiliating to be caught 278 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:54,190 At something you weren't doing. 279 00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,792 I'm so nervous! 280 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,661 Come on, go sit down 281 00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:01,325 And pull yourself together. 282 00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:08,237 Mr. Roper! 283 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:12,241 Oh, mr. Roper, it's so Nice to see you all alone. 284 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:14,665 Behave yourself, jack. 285 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,416 I'm sorry, but you Left the wine out, 286 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:23,919 - so I just helped myself. - oh, that's okay, Mr. Roper. 287 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,989 Fixing ovens is Very thirsty work. 288 00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:28,412 It's the gas. 289 00:17:30,950 --> 00:17:33,595 Mr. Roper, you've Already fixed the oven? 290 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:37,466 No, see, I tried to quench My thirst before I got thirsty. 291 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:41,191 Otherwise you have to wait till you're Halfway through before you take a drink. 292 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:45,607 - that's very clever. - what's he doing? 293 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:48,377 Him? He's checking The furniture. 294 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,779 He likes to do that Whenever we've been out. 295 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,648 It's so old, you never know 296 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:55,072 When a piece might have died. 297 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:01,757 Girls! 298 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:03,625 Something's just come up. 299 00:18:03,649 --> 00:18:06,194 May I speak to you a moment In the conference room? 300 00:18:06,218 --> 00:18:09,297 - the bathroom? - yeah, we always hold Our meetings in there. 301 00:18:09,321 --> 00:18:11,367 The acoustics are great! 302 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:13,991 And there's lots Of paper for notes! 303 00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:18,848 - see, what she means... - I don't want to hear about it! 304 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,045 Who is this? 305 00:18:24,069 --> 00:18:27,148 This is chrissy, janet and jack. 306 00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,217 Who are they hiding from? 307 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,086 They live here! 308 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,721 This is... 309 00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,956 - this is jerry gordon. - pleased to meet you... 310 00:18:34,980 --> 00:18:36,725 Don't get up. 311 00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,794 I'm janet, and this is jack, 312 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:41,118 - and over here is chrissy. - hello. My pleasure. 313 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,334 Look, I want you kids to know 314 00:18:45,358 --> 00:18:48,170 That this is not What it looks like. 315 00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,372 Mrs. Roper, you Don't have to explain. 316 00:18:50,396 --> 00:18:53,041 She does too have to explain! 317 00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:55,678 Put yourself in Your husband's place. 318 00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,680 How would you Feel if you came home 319 00:18:57,704 --> 00:19:01,283 And you found mr. Roper hiding In the bathroom with jerry? 320 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,985 Jerry is stanley's best friend. 321 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,422 That's even worse! 322 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:08,557 Chrissy, you don't understand. 323 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:11,260 Jerry and stanley Had an argument, 324 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:14,630 And I was just trying to Patch things up between them. 325 00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:17,366 Wait a minute. You mean, You and he aren't having a... 326 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,168 Be serious, jack! 327 00:19:20,192 --> 00:19:23,505 If I've gone all these years Without cheating on stanley, 328 00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:26,130 Would I start with this? 329 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,046 What'll stanley do If he finds me here? 330 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,948 - I've got an idea. - what, jack? 331 00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,550 Mrs. Roper, 332 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:37,386 I will get mr. Roper into the Bedroom while you two slip out. 333 00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,054 Take it from me, jack, 334 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,512 It isn't easy to get Stanley into the bedroom. 335 00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:46,295 Just leave it to me, And don't make a sound. 336 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,631 Don't move, don't even breathe. 337 00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,310 I'm scared stanley Will come in and see me. 338 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:03,512 Go hide in the bathtub. 339 00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:05,736 Good idea. 340 00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,020 - what's that? - that? 341 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,524 Oh, janet and chrissy Were taking a shower. 342 00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,225 - together? - huh? 343 00:20:17,249 --> 00:20:20,028 They always take showers Together... Water shortage, you know? 344 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:22,230 The water shortage is over. 345 00:20:22,254 --> 00:20:25,801 Well, thanks to people who Care, like janet and chrissy! 346 00:20:25,825 --> 00:20:27,969 Another thing, mr. Roper. 347 00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,238 We're having some problems With the closet door 348 00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,741 In the girls' bedroom. Would you take a look at it? 349 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:36,266 - a landlord's work Is never done. - take a minute, okay? 350 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:42,540 Do you mind? People might talk. 351 00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:48,245 Okay, the coast is clear. 352 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:51,381 Stanley: jack! 353 00:20:52,451 --> 00:20:54,518 Yes, mr. Roper? 354 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,967 - would you get My tools? - tools! 355 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,069 Right, tools! 356 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,471 Here's tools. Tools are... 357 00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:06,307 - here are your tools. - I know what is wrong With the closet. 358 00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,744 - it's got the same Problem you have. - what's that? 359 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,134 A screw's loose! 360 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:22,445 - listen, I... - I hate long good-byes. 361 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:25,448 Helen! 362 00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,118 - oh, jack! - oh, hi! 363 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,134 - where have you been? - oh well, I... 364 00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,006 What was that? 365 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:40,441 What was that? I didn't Hear anybody scream. 366 00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:43,745 Did you hear anybody scream, Janet? No screams here, uh-uh! 367 00:21:43,769 --> 00:21:48,083 What a screwed-up Place to put a trash can! 368 00:21:48,107 --> 00:21:50,152 Oh, it's you. 369 00:21:50,176 --> 00:21:52,320 Why, jerry gordon! 370 00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:55,223 What on earth Are you doing here? 371 00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,414 I know what he's doing here. 372 00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:01,529 - you do? - sure. 373 00:22:01,553 --> 00:22:04,722 I told you he'd come crawling Back on his hands and knees! 374 00:22:06,625 --> 00:22:10,672 So you've finally decided that You're a real cheap creep, right? 375 00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:12,007 Huh?! 376 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:14,176 Oh... Yeah, uh... Right! 377 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:16,678 And you came back to Tell me you're sorry, right? 378 00:22:16,702 --> 00:22:18,335 Eh... Right. 379 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:22,684 And you're going to buy Me that beer tonight, right? 380 00:22:22,708 --> 00:22:26,554 Whatever you say, stanley. 381 00:22:26,578 --> 00:22:28,846 I accept your invitation. 382 00:22:30,916 --> 00:22:33,294 How come you're all wet? It's not raining outside. 383 00:22:33,318 --> 00:22:37,565 He must have got caught In an unexpected shower. 384 00:22:37,589 --> 00:22:39,500 Come on, let's Go have that beer. 385 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:43,004 Oh, mrs. Roper! 386 00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:46,307 Oh that was... You Handled it so well! 387 00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:50,045 - yeah, you were great! - you were so calm And collected. 388 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:53,003 Oh it was nothing. 389 00:22:55,507 --> 00:22:58,876 Mrs. Roper! Mrs. Roper! 390 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:17,505 Gee, what's the matter, jack? 391 00:23:17,529 --> 00:23:19,407 Couldn't you get a Date again tonight? 392 00:23:19,431 --> 00:23:22,010 Who, me? You've Got to be kidding. 393 00:23:22,034 --> 00:23:24,746 - I could date any girl I wanted to. - okay. 394 00:23:24,770 --> 00:23:27,583 Then let's see you get a Date with eileen palmer. 395 00:23:27,607 --> 00:23:29,585 Seems to me she turned You down last week. 396 00:23:29,609 --> 00:23:31,587 She did not turn me down. 397 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:33,421 Oh? 398 00:23:33,445 --> 00:23:37,247 - then why don't Give her a call? - okay. I will. 399 00:23:38,984 --> 00:23:41,652 No girl turns down a tripper. 400 00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,333 Let's see... Eileen palmer. 401 00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:47,168 Okay. 402 00:23:47,192 --> 00:23:49,392 Uh... Just call her right now. 403 00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:51,795 Uh, see... 404 00:24:00,305 --> 00:24:02,784 Hello, eileen? 405 00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:04,953 This is jack tripper. 406 00:24:04,977 --> 00:24:07,522 I hope I haven't Called you too late. 407 00:24:07,546 --> 00:24:10,125 No? I can call You anytime at all? 408 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:12,160 well, aren't you a sweetie pie? 409 00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:15,119 Listen, about tonight... 410 00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:24,472 Eileen, your other Phone is ringing! 411 00:24:24,496 --> 00:24:26,163 Uh... 412 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:53,902 Ritter: "Three's company" Was videotaped 413 00:24:53,926 --> 00:24:55,806 in front of a studio audience. 31539

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