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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:13,523 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,625 ♪ come and knock on our door ♪ 3 00:00:15,649 --> 00:00:17,627 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 4 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,296 ♪ we've been waiting for you ♪ 5 00:00:19,320 --> 00:00:21,931 ♪ where the kisses are Hers and hers and his ♪ 6 00:00:21,955 --> 00:00:24,201 ♪ three's company too ♪ 7 00:00:24,225 --> 00:00:26,203 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 8 00:00:26,227 --> 00:00:28,205 ♪ come and dance on our floor ♪ 9 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:31,041 - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ - ♪ take a step that is new ♪ 10 00:00:31,065 --> 00:00:34,144 ♪ we've a lovable space That needs your face ♪ 11 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:37,047 ♪ three's company too ♪ 12 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,916 ♪ you'll see that Life is a ball again ♪ 13 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:43,353 ♪ laughter is calling for you ♪ 14 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,456 - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ - ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 15 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:49,148 ♪ three's company too ♪ 16 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:11,448 ♪ down at our rendezvous ♪ 17 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,204 ♪ three's company too. ♪ 18 00:01:19,346 --> 00:01:21,179 Ugh! 19 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:28,732 Hey, chrissy. 20 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:32,802 Do you know that is your 12th Peanut butter and jelly cracker? 21 00:01:32,826 --> 00:01:35,505 No, it isn't. It's the 13th. 22 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:38,475 The 13th?! 23 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:41,678 - how can you do it? - it's okay. I'm not Superstitious. 24 00:01:43,470 --> 00:01:46,849 I'm coming! 25 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:49,552 - hi. - hello. I'm looking For jack tripper. 26 00:01:49,576 --> 00:01:51,554 Oh, gee, he's down at the beach. 27 00:01:51,578 --> 00:01:53,623 Oh, well, I guess I Should've called first. 28 00:01:53,647 --> 00:01:55,625 - but I wanted To surprise him. - oh. 29 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:58,127 - I'm grace thompson. - how do you do? I'm janet wood. 30 00:01:58,151 --> 00:02:00,129 - hello. - would you like To come in? 31 00:02:00,153 --> 00:02:02,666 - thank you. - okay. 32 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:05,935 Oh! Grace! Yeah, right, You were the cruise ship. 33 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,538 I mean, you're the social Director on the cruise ship. 34 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,440 - that's right. - yeah. 35 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,510 - jack and I met Just before my last trip. - uh-huh, labor day weekend. 36 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:16,713 - how do you remember that? - that's the weekend Jack was missing. 37 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:19,081 Oh. 38 00:02:19,105 --> 00:02:22,352 Boy oh boy, that must've Been some bon voyage party. 39 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:24,220 - we didn't make... The party. - really? 40 00:02:24,244 --> 00:02:27,546 Gee, the way jack was talking, He must've made something. 41 00:02:31,585 --> 00:02:34,297 - care for coffee? - oh, no, thank you. 42 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:37,033 - oh? - gee, I was hoping Jack would be home. 43 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:39,818 - do you think I have to wait long? - not once he gets here. 44 00:02:42,128 --> 00:02:44,140 Would you... 45 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,209 - would you Like to sit down? - no, thank you. 46 00:02:46,233 --> 00:02:48,311 I have to see some Relatives tonight. 47 00:02:48,335 --> 00:02:50,647 Why don't you tell him That I'll be at the hotel? 48 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:52,415 Okay. What hotel? 49 00:02:52,439 --> 00:02:54,417 - he'll know. - oh, what room? 50 00:02:54,441 --> 00:02:57,587 - he'll know. - oh! Is there Anything else? 51 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,589 - he'll know. - he'll know. Right. 52 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:02,481 - okay. Goodbye. - bye. 53 00:03:03,617 --> 00:03:05,517 Ooh-ooh! 54 00:03:07,320 --> 00:03:11,033 Wow, jack had some fantastic Stuff in the refrigerator. 55 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:14,136 Jack had some fantastic Stuff out here too. 56 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:16,339 These peaches are fantastic! 57 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,241 Oh, no, peaches. No, no, no, chrissy. 58 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:20,625 No. Jack said those Are for tonight's dinner. 59 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:24,614 Oh, no. 60 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:27,483 - water, water. - hi. Boy have you Been down at the beach 61 00:03:27,507 --> 00:03:29,285 All this time jogging? 62 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:32,455 Not all the time. I had to stop and Watch some of the girls jiggling... 63 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:34,724 Uh... Joggling... Jogging... Jogging. 64 00:03:38,518 --> 00:03:41,197 Yeah, you had to watch. 65 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,866 Well, you know, janet, It's good to study forms. 66 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,633 Speaking of form, jack, Wait until I tell you who... 67 00:03:46,657 --> 00:03:47,169 Chrissy! 68 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:49,739 - chrissy: jack. - those peaches were For a peach melba. 69 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,741 You just ruined our dinner. 70 00:03:51,765 --> 00:03:54,744 - sorry, jack. I forgot. - jack, jack... 71 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:58,169 No, hang on. You know what your problem Is, chrissy? You are a compulsive eater. 72 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:02,507 I am not! I'm just Always hungry. 73 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,321 Oh, that's terrific. 74 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:07,323 I suppose we can always Have the ice cream. 75 00:04:07,347 --> 00:04:09,125 I don't think so. 76 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:11,828 Oh, no, chrissy! 77 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:15,131 Hey, jack. Jack, listen, I think that You are really gonna be interested... 78 00:04:15,155 --> 00:04:17,166 All I'm interested In is those peaches! 79 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:19,969 - so what, jack, so she Ate a bowl of peaches. - yeah. 80 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:23,640 It's no reason to make Me feel like the pits. 81 00:04:26,833 --> 00:04:28,811 Oh, sure, chrissy. Go ahead and laugh. 82 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,647 You know... 83 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:32,548 I suppose it's not your fault. 84 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:35,084 I mean, women have Very little self-control. 85 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,655 What? Wait a minute, where Did you get an idea like that? 86 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,723 - that women have No self-control? - yeah. 87 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:43,726 - well, it's a well-known Scientific fact. - oh, it is? 88 00:04:43,750 --> 00:04:47,764 We'll tell you another well-known Scientific fact. That's a crock. 89 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,299 Oh, come on, janet. Just look around you. 90 00:04:50,323 --> 00:04:53,970 If women could control their urges, There wouldn't be any department stores. 91 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:56,072 All right. 92 00:04:56,096 --> 00:04:58,174 And if men could Control their urges, 93 00:04:58,198 --> 00:05:00,638 There wouldn't be Any maternity shops. 94 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:05,882 - are you saying that men Have no self-control? - yes. 95 00:05:05,906 --> 00:05:07,650 - you're saying that To me? - right. 96 00:05:07,674 --> 00:05:09,686 moi, a man living With two women? 97 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:11,621 Oh, come on, jack. 98 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:15,058 We all know there's only one thing That makes you have self-control with us. 99 00:05:15,082 --> 00:05:17,159 - what's that? - us. 100 00:05:17,183 --> 00:05:19,428 - hold it, hold it. - yeah, jack. 101 00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:21,831 Remember we know how You act with other girls. 102 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:25,201 Boy, that's right. Sometimes, jack, I think 103 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:28,727 The birds and the bees tell Theirs kid about jack tripper. 104 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,774 Are you saying that I personally 105 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:33,776 - have no willpower? - yeah. 106 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,079 That in effect I am a Spineless jellyfish? 107 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:39,182 Oh, wait a minute. Hey, you're Taking this much too serious, jack. 108 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:41,718 Let's forget it, 'cause I Got something to tell you. 109 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,653 Forget it? Janet, I Don't wanna forget it. 110 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,454 - jack... - I have pride too, you know? 111 00:05:45,478 --> 00:05:48,825 You're saying that I have no Self-control when it comes to women. 112 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:52,895 - okay. You have self-control When it comes to women, okay? - you don't believe that. 113 00:05:52,919 --> 00:05:55,064 I sure don't. 114 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,266 Ah-ha. And you don't Believe it, either. 115 00:05:57,290 --> 00:06:00,036 Please, there's no way that You and I can prove who's right. 116 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:01,971 Let's just forget It. I wanted to... 117 00:06:01,995 --> 00:06:03,773 Wait a minute. Sure, We can't prove it. 118 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:06,876 I bet you we can Prove it, if... Uh... 119 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,912 A bet, that's it. Then we'll see Who has more self-control. 120 00:06:09,936 --> 00:06:12,481 - we'll bet. - oh, jack. Come on, Let's just forget it. 121 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:14,917 Chickening out, huh? 122 00:06:14,941 --> 00:06:18,655 Looks like the jellyfish Is on the other foot now. 123 00:06:18,679 --> 00:06:22,525 Oh, yeah? Okay, big guy. 124 00:06:22,549 --> 00:06:24,961 - I'll bet you. You asked for this. - okay, what? 125 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:26,796 I'll bet you that chrissy here 126 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:30,220 Can give up food longer Than you can give up women. 127 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:38,107 - I can? - ugh... 128 00:06:38,131 --> 00:06:41,911 Yeah, sure you can. You have More willpower than this person. 129 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,146 I do? 130 00:06:44,170 --> 00:06:45,848 - fine, Then it's a bet? - it is a bet. 131 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:48,339 - it is? - let's lay down The rules. 132 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:51,454 Chrissy, you will Have no more food... 133 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:54,227 Chrissy, give me the Peaches. Give me the peaches. 134 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,159 All right, you will Have no more... No! 135 00:06:57,183 --> 00:06:59,161 You will have no food, chrissy. 136 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:02,465 All you get to have Is water. Yes. And jack, 137 00:07:02,989 --> 00:07:05,968 You will have no women. 138 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:08,271 There will be no Kissing, no necking, 139 00:07:08,295 --> 00:07:10,273 No touching, no nothing. 140 00:07:10,297 --> 00:07:12,363 - I can handle it. - no handling. 141 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:16,780 And I'm gonna be Keeping my eye on you. 142 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,681 I'll be keeping My eye on chrissy. 143 00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:21,718 I'm taking inventory of every Crumb of food in this apartment now. 144 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:24,153 - go ahead. - janet. 145 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:24,500 Hmm? 146 00:07:24,524 --> 00:07:27,356 I don't think we can win. You know my appetite. 147 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,959 Yeah, chrissy, but jack Doesn't know about grace. 148 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:33,596 - who's grace? - she's our ace in the hole. 149 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:39,201 Hello. 150 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:42,038 Oh, hi. Well, just a minute. 151 00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,874 Mrs. Roper called. She's going To the supermarket tomorrow 152 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:47,977 - and wants to know If we need anything. - oh, that's nice. Sure. 153 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,846 Thank you. Hello. 154 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,314 Thanks a lot. Yeah, We could... Uh-huh... 155 00:07:52,338 --> 00:07:55,206 Some potatoes. Mm-hmm. And some cheddar cheese. 156 00:07:56,376 --> 00:08:00,723 A dozen eggs. Yeah. Mm-hmm, yeah. 157 00:08:00,747 --> 00:08:04,415 Hey, by the way, mrs. Roper, we Got this little contest going up here. 158 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:07,997 No kidding? 159 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:11,801 You mean jack is Gonna give up women? 160 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,403 Oh, that's gonna be Very difficult for him. 161 00:08:14,427 --> 00:08:17,896 Maybe I should send stanley Up to give him some pointers. 162 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,211 Oh. Well, listen, janet. 163 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:26,049 Tell chrissy to take up Reading to get her mind off food. 164 00:08:26,073 --> 00:08:28,918 See, I'm into this Wonderful new book. 165 00:08:28,942 --> 00:08:31,287 It's called, "What you Can do with your brain." 166 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,690 And... Well, the First chapter is 167 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:36,781 "How to make your Husband more romantic." 168 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:41,698 The other chapters?! Who cares? 169 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:46,057 Okay, janet. I'll talk To you later. Bye-bye. 170 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,305 Helen, you don't Have to talk so loud. 171 00:08:49,329 --> 00:08:51,841 - I'm trying to get some rest. - that was the kids upstairs. 172 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,743 Jack and the girls Are having an argument 173 00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:57,102 About who has the most Willpower, men or women. 174 00:08:58,171 --> 00:09:00,404 Who's defending the men? 175 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:08,190 Personally, I think men have More willpower, but I can't prove it. 176 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:10,326 Stanley, you've been proving it 177 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:13,262 For the last 20 years. 178 00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:16,099 Oh, hey, stanley, don't go. Come here, come here, sit down. 179 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:19,035 I want to read you Something. Come on. 180 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:22,939 Listen to this. "In all of nature, 181 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:25,108 There is nothing more perfect 182 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:27,110 Than the basic attraction 183 00:09:27,134 --> 00:09:31,836 Of man toward woman, Woman toward man." 184 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,585 What do you think? 185 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:39,288 I think I want to go to bed. 186 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:41,713 It works! 187 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:46,551 Wait for me, Stanley. Wait for me! 188 00:09:53,827 --> 00:09:57,306 Ugh! Yuck! Water! 189 00:09:57,330 --> 00:10:00,143 All I've had for 24 hours is water. 190 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:04,413 Hot water, cold Water, ice water. 191 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,582 I think I'm gonna drown. 192 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:10,820 Come on, don't think that way. Just Think how good you're gonna look. 193 00:10:10,844 --> 00:10:13,255 You know, some people go For days without anything. 194 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,814 So do camels and who Wants to look like a camel? 195 00:10:17,184 --> 00:10:20,462 Chrissy, this fasting is Cleaning up your whole system. 196 00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:24,133 Oh, wonderful! I'll be the Cleanest girl in the cemetery. 197 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:24,909 Chrissy! 198 00:10:24,933 --> 00:10:28,504 Oh, it's no use. I cannot Live without food. 199 00:10:28,528 --> 00:10:30,506 - I can't! - chrissy, no. No, no, chrissy. 200 00:10:30,530 --> 00:10:32,809 Now, listen to me. It is Not gonna be much longer. 201 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,643 I'm telling you, jack Is about to crack. 202 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:38,881 - crack?! Oh, just a few crackers. - oh, chrissy. 203 00:10:38,905 --> 00:10:41,951 Listen, just think about jack for A minute. No women all weekend. 204 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:46,355 - he must be going bananas. - bananas! I want a banana. 205 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:49,558 Oh, chrissy, look. Jack still Doesn't know about grace. 206 00:10:49,582 --> 00:10:52,995 She called, chrissy, and I told her to come over. 207 00:10:53,019 --> 00:10:56,565 - remember sexy grace? - here it is, hot, Out of the oven... 208 00:10:56,589 --> 00:11:01,137 Chrissy's favorite Dish, barbecued chicken. 209 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:03,372 Jack, that is not fair! 210 00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,374 Doesn't it look Scrumptious, chrissy? 211 00:11:05,398 --> 00:11:07,576 Wouldn't you like to Sink your teeth into that? 212 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:10,279 Come on, fight it off. You want Me to get you a glass of water? 213 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:13,482 I'd rather have a Glass of chicken. 214 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,052 Oh, jack. Would you get This stupid thing out of here? 215 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:20,022 What's the matter, Chrissy? No willpower? 216 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:24,916 It's only a chicken, just a Silly-looking bird with legs. 217 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:28,653 Long, beautiful legs. 218 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:36,405 Curvaccurvaceo Usous, firm, plump breast. 219 00:11:36,429 --> 00:11:39,789 You're right, I better get this Stupid-looking thing out of here. 220 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:43,112 Jack: oh-ho! 221 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:45,714 That must be... Pizza man. 222 00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:48,350 - pizza?! I want a piece. - no, chrissy. No pizza. 223 00:11:48,374 --> 00:11:51,954 Jack! At last! 224 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:54,879 Grace! Oh, no! 225 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:02,598 Oh, jack, how I missed you! 226 00:12:02,622 --> 00:12:05,567 She missed him again too. 227 00:12:05,591 --> 00:12:08,737 Grace, grace, grace. What are you doing in town? 228 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,695 Didn't janet tell you? 229 00:12:12,966 --> 00:12:14,944 Tell me? 230 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:18,047 Well, jack, I tried, And I tried and tried, 231 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,749 But, see, you've been so Busy talking about willpower, 232 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:22,751 - it went right Out of my head. - oh. 233 00:12:22,775 --> 00:12:24,720 I get it. 234 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,123 - oh, you do? - well, I've only got One thing to say... 235 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:29,625 - what's that, jack? - the bet's off. 236 00:12:29,649 --> 00:12:31,627 - oh, we won! Yeah, we won. - no, no, chrissy! 237 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:34,964 No! No, chrissy, you let the Jellyfish take the first bite. 238 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:37,099 What did you call me? 239 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,601 Jack, it's been so long. 240 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:43,239 Hold it. It might Be a little longer. 241 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,175 Jack, you stop teasing me. 242 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,177 You know how that turns me on! 243 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:50,612 I'm sorry, I don't Mean to be teasing you, 244 00:12:50,636 --> 00:12:53,116 But don't you find it a Touch crowded in here? 245 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:58,821 Oh, I understand. Let's go to my room. 246 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:02,458 I will fix up something Just for the two of us. 247 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:05,594 Candles on the table... Champagne will be ready... 248 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,551 So will I. 249 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:11,868 I'm staying in the Same place as last time. 250 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:15,559 The same place?! You Mean with the waterbed? 251 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,698 You remembered! 252 00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,277 Don't keep me waiting. 253 00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:41,364 Well, what do you think Of your jellyfish now? 254 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:45,689 Didn't think I could Keep my cool, did you? 255 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,111 Going somewhere? 256 00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:33,315 No, no... I, well... 257 00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,751 I wanted to take a Breath of fresh air. 258 00:14:35,775 --> 00:14:37,953 - so you got all dressed For that? - huh? 259 00:14:37,977 --> 00:14:41,679 Well, you never know who else Might be out here... Breathing. 260 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,194 - go ahead. - huh? 261 00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,786 - take a breath. - oh, okay. That's... 262 00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:54,303 Whoo, I needed that! 263 00:14:54,327 --> 00:14:56,972 - now I can really sleep. - good night, jack. 264 00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,862 Good night, warden. 265 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,249 - you lose! - I do not! 266 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,419 Of course you do. You're eating, You're only allowed to drink water. 267 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,376 That's what I'm doing. 268 00:15:46,979 --> 00:15:49,425 Ice. It's hard water. 269 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:51,449 Chrissy! 270 00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:56,565 No, no, you can't tell me that you Tiptoed in the kitchen for an ice cube, 271 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:59,468 - you were gonna eat! - and you thought you were Gonna catch me. 272 00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:03,261 - how did you know I was here? - refrigerator doors don't Wear sneakers. 273 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,747 - good morning, jack. - good morning, janet. 274 00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:14,216 And look who's Here, little chrissy. 275 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,352 Couldn't hold out, huh? 276 00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,521 - and how are You holding out? - hey, I'm cool, 277 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:20,523 - real cool. - oh, really? 278 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,593 Look what we have to Start off with, girls... 279 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,463 Delicious, fresh orange juice. 280 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:31,067 Is that how grace Starts her breakfast? 281 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:34,836 - oh! I'm so sorry, jack. - no problem. 282 00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:37,228 No problem at all. 283 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,609 Here, do it yourself. 284 00:16:40,633 --> 00:16:43,345 - eggs for everybody? - oh, no, jack... Just for me. 285 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:46,282 Chrissy isn't eating. She's Just here to keep us company. 286 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:49,218 - that's right. - yeah, she loves To watch you cook. 287 00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,253 You do it with such grace. 288 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,855 Oh, thank you. That's A very nice compliment. 289 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,813 Thank you very much. 290 00:16:58,384 --> 00:17:02,019 Oh, a tomato omelet. 291 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:08,204 Uh... Uh... Do you want Cheese in your eggs, janet? 292 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,706 Oh, jack, anything you like... 293 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,930 Just so long as They're not too gracy. 294 00:17:14,434 --> 00:17:16,778 - janet: oh, I... - do you want breakfast or not? 295 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:18,780 - sure. - well, okay then. 296 00:17:18,804 --> 00:17:20,916 I don't wanna hear another Word out of you two, 297 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:24,052 - you understand? Not one more word. - is it okay if we sing? 298 00:17:24,076 --> 00:17:26,822 You can do anything but talk! 299 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:29,891 ♪ amazing... ♪ 300 00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:32,094 ♪ grace ♪ 301 00:17:32,118 --> 00:17:36,465 - ♪ how sweet the sound! ♪ - okay, all right. Just... 302 00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:40,836 Hold it, hold it... I know what You're trying to do, but it's useless. 303 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,539 Do you see this? It's having No effect on me at all. 304 00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:46,008 You understand? None at all. 305 00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:47,931 Ah! 306 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:52,314 Oh, goody, I've never had Scrambled toast before. 307 00:17:52,338 --> 00:17:54,316 Now look, janet... 308 00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,552 - what? - I'll get it. 309 00:17:56,576 --> 00:18:00,344 Oh... Remember to say Grace before you eat. 310 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,562 - good morning, chrissy. - oh, hi, come on in. 311 00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:10,232 Thanks. I just... Really came Up to see how you're doing. 312 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:14,603 You know, I really don't understand This silly contest of yours. 313 00:18:14,627 --> 00:18:16,605 Oh, it's not silly. 314 00:18:16,629 --> 00:18:20,909 You see, if jack has any kind of Fun at all with a girl, he loses. 315 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,834 And if I die of Starvation, I win. 316 00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:32,488 Look, chrissy. I brought you something To keep you from getting hungry. 317 00:18:32,512 --> 00:18:35,057 - food? - no, this book. 318 00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:38,026 Oh, I'm not that hungry. 319 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:42,931 No, chrissy, it's something I Read in this book, on self-hypnosis. 320 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,902 Come on, I want you to sit down Over here and close your eyes, 321 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,870 And just relax. 322 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:52,441 Oh, oh, oh... Look, I get That. You just keep relaxing. 323 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,705 Just... Just... Let Yourself go limp. 324 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:58,447 - when do I get My breakfast? - shh. 325 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:02,084 I'm trying to teach chrissy How to hypnotize herself. 326 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:04,320 Hypnotism? Nobody Believes in that bologna. 327 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:08,056 Stanley, please. I'm trying To turn her off food. 328 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,715 Why don't you let her Taste some of your cooking? 329 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:17,499 Chrissy, chrissy Take a deep breath. 330 00:19:19,525 --> 00:19:22,871 Now just let Yourself go and say, 331 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:26,442 "I am not hungry." 332 00:19:26,466 --> 00:19:30,913 "I am not hungry." 333 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:34,483 - say that. - I am not hungry. 334 00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,485 Again. 335 00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,588 I am not hungry. 336 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:43,481 - I am not hungry. - good. 337 00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:49,431 - now... - - wake up. 338 00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:52,635 - how do you feel? - great! 339 00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:56,661 - you see?! - I'd feel a lot better If I had a sandwich though. 340 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:02,010 Oh, no. Chrissy, just Keep working at it. 341 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,547 Some people take a little Longer than others to get it. 342 00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:08,238 Come on, stanley, I'll fix you breakfast. 343 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,310 Stanley? 344 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,650 Stanley. 345 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:24,021 I am not hungry. 346 00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,836 Mm-mmm, this is so delicious. 347 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,793 You're a great cook, jack. 348 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,831 Lousy company, but a great cook. 349 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,178 - chrissy. - are you ready To give up? 350 00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:40,882 - jack, that's A very good idea. - men never give up. 351 00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:44,620 I know, that's why Wars last so long. 352 00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:47,356 - chrissy. - did you call me? 353 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:50,259 Yes. It's your turn To wash the dishes. 354 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:53,696 Why should I? I didn't dirty them. I shouldn't have to clean them. 355 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:57,466 - yeah, that's right. - I'll be happy to take Out the garbage. 356 00:20:57,490 --> 00:21:01,130 No, you don't. I don't Trust you with this garbage. 357 00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,308 - I'll take it out. - no, you won't, jack. 358 00:21:06,332 --> 00:21:08,711 You are not leaving This apartment. 359 00:21:08,735 --> 00:21:11,213 Why? I'm only gonna Drop off the garbage. 360 00:21:11,237 --> 00:21:13,937 Where, at grace's hotel? 361 00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:18,976 Garbage is a Two-way street, jack. 362 00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:23,191 Okay, this has gone far enough. 363 00:21:23,215 --> 00:21:25,661 I'm gonna put an end to this Once and for all. Here we go. 364 00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:28,597 What are you gonna do? What... Chocolate cake! 365 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,355 - no, that's Chrissy's favorite. - yeah, I know. 366 00:21:32,659 --> 00:21:36,238 Chrissy, looky, looky. 367 00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:39,475 - oh, chocolate cake. - are you ready to call It quits now? 368 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,377 - yes, yes! - I'm not, I'm not. 369 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:43,279 I must have this cake. 370 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,147 Over my dead body, chrissy. 371 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:47,149 - no, please, chrissy... - grace: jack, 372 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:50,952 Where have you been? I waited and I waited. 373 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,862 I can't wait much longer. I don't have much time. 374 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:57,080 Eat your cake! 375 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,930 - I gotta have this cake! - I can't let you have it! 376 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:04,700 - give chrissy the cake! - chrissy: give chrissy The cake! 377 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,669 - no, chrissy, I can't. - yes, you can. 378 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:09,973 No, I can't, chrissy. Look What it would mean to... Ah-ow! 379 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:13,609 - eat it, eat it. - let me out. 380 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:17,145 - don't eat that cake. - what do you say, you Want call it a draw? 381 00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,815 - yes. - come here, grace! 382 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,550 On the count of three, chrissy. 383 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,285 We both start nibbling, ready? 384 00:22:23,309 --> 00:22:26,076 - yes. - one, two, three... Whoa-oa! 385 00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,849 Oh. 386 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:37,866 - janet, you made me lose. - grace: jack. 387 00:22:37,890 --> 00:22:40,235 Jack, are you all right? 388 00:22:45,331 --> 00:22:48,410 - what's the matter? - my back, it's my... My back went out. 389 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:51,780 Oh, no! That's it. Bye, jack! 390 00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:54,082 No, wait. Grace, it'll be Okay in a couple of hours. 391 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:56,618 My ship sails at midnight. 392 00:22:56,642 --> 00:22:58,653 You people are crazy. 393 00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:00,655 Thanks to you, all I've had 394 00:23:00,679 --> 00:23:02,858 For my weekend ashore Is a weekend ashore. 395 00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,426 No, grace. Grace, could You just... Grace, please. 396 00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:08,063 Maybe if you Massaged it a little... 397 00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:13,168 Don't worry about it, Jack. You won the bet. 398 00:23:13,192 --> 00:23:16,359 Yeah, I won the bet, But the prize just left. 399 00:23:20,032 --> 00:23:22,766 Jack: whoo-whoo. 400 00:23:24,369 --> 00:23:27,071 - want some? - no thanks, chrissy, I'm not in the mood. 401 00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:41,063 Mrs. Roper: you're Feeling 10 years younger. 402 00:23:43,723 --> 00:23:46,623 you're overcome with desire. 403 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:53,041 Now stanley, when I snap my fingers, 404 00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:57,612 You're gonna take Me in your manly arms, 405 00:23:57,636 --> 00:24:00,248 Shower me with kisses, 406 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:04,641 And make mad, Passionate love to me. 407 00:24:11,917 --> 00:24:13,829 Hello, stanley. 408 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:17,087 I am not hungry. 409 00:24:50,556 --> 00:24:52,968 Ritter's voice: "Three's Company" was videotaped 410 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:54,992 in front of a studio audience. 32491

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