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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:24,942 ♪orchestral music♪ 2 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:26,610 High fashion on the equator. 3 00:00:26,610 --> 00:00:28,987 Three years after the Japs went home with their tails between 4 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:32,032 their legs, life in Singapore is getting back to normal. 5 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:35,661 The dictators of fashion in faraway Paris have achieved what 6 00:00:35,661 --> 00:00:39,122 the Japanese never could, Willing and eager surrender to 7 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:40,749 their new order. 8 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:43,627 Everywhere, hems are coming down. 9 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,004 Skirts may be fuller on dry land, 10 00:00:46,004 --> 00:00:49,383 but these modern mermaids are certainly set on hiding nothing 11 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:51,176 from the tropic sun. 12 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,220 Did I say nothing? 13 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:56,932 Well in clothes like these, it's easy to take the plunge. 14 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:02,020 It's a far cry from the bathing suits they're wearing a 15 00:01:02,020 --> 00:01:04,856 few miles north of here where young British soldiers who 16 00:01:04,856 --> 00:01:07,818 thought the war was over now find themselves in the Malayan 17 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:09,861 Jungle rounding up the reds. 18 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:17,077 ♪dramatic music♪ 19 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,371 The Communists call these young British service men "running 20 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:20,414 dogs." 21 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:23,667 Well, be that as it may, these dogs won't be running far until 22 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:27,546 they've seen off the intruder and Malaya is once more free to 23 00:01:27,546 --> 00:01:31,133 devote itself to-- 24 00:01:38,223 --> 00:01:41,435 ♪cheerful marching music♪ 25 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:01,765 -Anyone home? 26 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:26,039 -Looking for something, soldier? 27 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:27,624 -New arrival, sir. 28 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:28,917 -At the transient camp? 29 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,460 -No, new arrival. 30 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:31,753 Come to get cleared. 31 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:33,296 -Ah. Where's your chitty? 32 00:03:33,797 --> 00:03:34,965 On one of yours? 33 00:03:34,965 --> 00:03:36,591 Drummond is the name. 34 00:03:38,844 --> 00:03:40,804 I'll clear you. 35 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,722 And you need the stalls. 36 00:03:45,434 --> 00:03:48,186 So, you're in the intelligence, eh? 37 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:49,438 -Oh, just clerical. 38 00:03:49,438 --> 00:03:51,273 Routine security stuff. 39 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:53,650 -Security needs smartening up in my opinion. 40 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,745 -Excuse me. 41 00:04:06,204 --> 00:04:07,581 -Where did you fucking come from? 42 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:08,623 -India, Sarge. 43 00:04:08,623 --> 00:04:10,167 Been a year in Kolkata. 44 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,502 -I don't mean where'd you fucking come from in India. 45 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:13,962 I mean what are you doing creeping in here like a fucking 46 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:14,713 mouse? 47 00:04:14,713 --> 00:04:17,090 -Oh, come get my arrival chitty cleared. 48 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:18,633 -Oh. 49 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,553 Private Flowers. 50 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,139 Intelligence, eh? 51 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:25,932 You'll be all right here. 52 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,350 It's all fucking long words here. 53 00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,935 La-tee-fucking-daw. 54 00:04:28,935 --> 00:04:30,562 And fucking elocution. 55 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:31,897 A bunch of Einsteins here. 56 00:04:31,897 --> 00:04:33,106 -Eh? 57 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:33,940 -Right. 58 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,151 Let's get you kitted out. 59 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,906 -I've got the tropical kit already. 60 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:44,201 -Special fucking kit I mean. 61 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,579 For SADVSEA. 62 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,124 Stripes: sergeant's. 63 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:53,168 Khaki Drill, pairs: one. 64 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,461 -You mean I'm a sergeant? 65 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:55,670 Just like that? 66 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,672 -Temporarily acting unpaid. 67 00:04:57,672 --> 00:05:00,634 Just so we can use the messes when we go on tour. 68 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,011 I've only got two stripes by rights, 69 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,846 so don't call me fucking sergeant. 70 00:05:04,846 --> 00:05:05,680 -Righto. 71 00:05:05,680 --> 00:05:06,473 Corporal? 72 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:07,224 -No, no, no. 73 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:09,059 It's all first names around here. 74 00:05:09,059 --> 00:05:10,685 So you better call me Len. 75 00:05:10,685 --> 00:05:12,145 And I'll call you fucking Einstein. 76 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,104 All right. 77 00:05:13,104 --> 00:05:14,856 -All right. 78 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:15,565 -Shoes. 79 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:16,316 Black patent. 80 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:16,816 Dancing. 81 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:17,317 Tap. 82 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,402 Type: Astaire, Fred. 83 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,112 Pairs, one. 84 00:05:21,112 --> 00:05:22,072 Shadow, eye. 85 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,865 Jars, one. 86 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:26,409 Puffs, powder. 87 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,078 Other ranks, one. 88 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:30,247 Sticks, greasepaint. 89 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,915 sundry, six. 90 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,334 Then later on you might get a pair of tights. 91 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:36,795 Fishnet, black, sergeant's. 92 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:38,296 Or a brassiere. 93 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:41,424 Sequins, inflatable, other ranks. 94 00:05:41,424 --> 00:05:42,300 -What for? 95 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,302 -There ain't enough tofts to go around, 96 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:46,054 so the men have to get up in flocks. 97 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:47,347 -Well I don't fancy that. 98 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,181 -Don't worry. 99 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,516 It may never happen. 100 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,476 You come here as a concept fucking prince and end up 101 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:52,686 shoveling shit. 102 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:55,230 Look at me, jack of fucking all trades, 103 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:57,357 and I come in as an accordionist. 104 00:05:57,357 --> 00:06:02,362 ♪playful orchestral music♪ 105 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:03,780 All right. 106 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,865 Now you'll be attached to Captain Dennis. 107 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:06,908 -Captain Dennis. 108 00:06:06,908 --> 00:06:09,244 -He'll decide what you'll be doing. 109 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,623 -Left, right, left, right, left! 110 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,921 -Hello, soldier! 111 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,840 We meet again. 112 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:23,174 What you after now? 113 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:23,675 -Sorry, sir. 114 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:25,719 I'm looking for the Garrison Theater. 115 00:06:28,179 --> 00:06:29,598 -I'll show you. 116 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:30,932 -Thank you, sir. 117 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:31,975 -Call me Reg. 118 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:33,310 That's the way around here. 119 00:06:33,310 --> 00:06:34,185 -Oh, yeah. 120 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,854 What's his name in the stores told me. 121 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:36,896 Len. 122 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:38,523 -Oh, poor Len Bonny. 123 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:39,941 He's puggled. 124 00:06:39,941 --> 00:06:40,817 -Is he? 125 00:06:40,817 --> 00:06:42,152 -Oh, yeah, round the bend. 126 00:06:42,152 --> 00:06:43,278 But wouldn't you be? 127 00:06:43,278 --> 00:06:45,822 Being posted from Iceland to Singapore. 128 00:06:45,822 --> 00:06:49,409 From jackets' fleece line to nets mosquito. 129 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,161 -Mr. Drummond! 130 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,663 We have more to discuss, I think. 131 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:57,250 -I'm just escorting this young soldier to the Garrison Theater. 132 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,169 -Are you Captain Dennis, sir? 133 00:06:59,169 --> 00:07:01,796 -Good God I should bloody well hope not. 134 00:07:03,214 --> 00:07:04,507 ♪piano music♪ 135 00:07:04,507 --> 00:07:05,508 One, two, three, 136 00:07:05,508 --> 00:07:06,426 four, five, six, seven, eight. 137 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,762 One, two, three, four, five, six, 138 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,305 seven, eight. 139 00:07:10,305 --> 00:07:12,724 Again, two, three, four, five, six, 140 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:13,808 seven, eight. 141 00:07:13,808 --> 00:07:16,394 One, two, three, four, five, six, 142 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:17,604 seven, eight. 143 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,106 With me, two, three, four, five, six, 144 00:07:20,106 --> 00:07:21,107 seven, eight. 145 00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:23,735 One, two, three, four, five, six, 146 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:24,819 seven, eight. 147 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:27,364 One, two, three, four, five, six, 148 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:28,323 seven, eight. 149 00:07:28,323 --> 00:07:31,117 One, two, three, four, five, six, 150 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:32,077 seven, eight. 151 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:34,746 One, two, three, four, five, six, 152 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:35,664 seven, eight. 153 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:39,417 One, two, three, four, get ready here we go. 154 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:41,169 Slide behind ya, one! 155 00:07:41,169 --> 00:07:42,337 Slide behind ya! 156 00:07:42,337 --> 00:07:43,713 And one, two, three-- 157 00:07:43,713 --> 00:07:45,590 -Ah! There you are! 158 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:48,718 Look girls, Leonora has finally come decended to join 159 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:50,178 us. 160 00:07:50,178 --> 00:07:51,846 And Miss Morgan. 161 00:07:51,846 --> 00:07:53,807 -Sorry I'm late, Terri! 162 00:07:53,807 --> 00:07:54,808 -Don't blame me, Terri. 163 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,518 You told me to get these umbrellas from the fucking 164 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:57,811 stores. 165 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,397 -You dare speak to an officer like that and I'll scream the 166 00:08:00,397 --> 00:08:02,816 place down. 167 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:05,110 Get them out this instance. 168 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,406 Who's your friend? 169 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:10,865 -Private Flowers, sir. 170 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:13,076 I'm going to be attached to your section. 171 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,495 -Sounds heaven. 172 00:08:15,745 --> 00:08:18,998 Sweetie, I can hardly wait to attach you to my section. 173 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:24,087 But just for now, I should drop that expensive looking handbag 174 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:26,506 and find yourself somewhere to sit. 175 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:30,468 And then tonight at the dress rehearsal you'll be twirling 176 00:08:30,468 --> 00:08:32,220 your umbrella along with the rest of us, 177 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:36,015 so sit down there dear, and va-da with care. 178 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,021 Now. 179 00:08:42,021 --> 00:08:44,607 Are you ready, Sparks? 180 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,901 -Yes, Terri! 181 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:48,611 I am ready! 182 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:51,072 -And are you ready, boys in the band? 183 00:08:51,072 --> 00:08:52,115 -Yes, Terri. 184 00:08:52,115 --> 00:08:54,200 We're all ready. 185 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,536 -And are you ready, members of the company? 186 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,829 Yes, Terri. 187 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,290 We're all ready. 188 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:03,251 -Then... 189 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,420 Lights! 190 00:09:05,754 --> 00:09:08,298 Action! 191 00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:10,091 Music! 192 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,802 ♪showtime music♪ 193 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:14,012 -Flight Sergeant Kevin Cartwright, 194 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:16,347 Royal Air Force. 195 00:09:17,182 --> 00:09:18,349 -Sergeant Charles Bishop. 196 00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:20,685 Nursing orderly, Royal Army Medical Corp. 197 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,981 -Sergeant Len Bonny, rural electrical and mechanical 198 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,816 engineer. 199 00:09:26,816 --> 00:09:28,943 -Leading air-craftsman Eric Young-Love. 200 00:09:28,943 --> 00:09:31,696 Balloon operator, Royal Air Force. 201 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:35,325 -Lieutenant Sylvia Morgan of no fixed abode! 202 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:40,246 -Acting Sergeant Steven Flowers. 203 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,664 Intelligence Corp. 204 00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:42,791 Well done, dear. 205 00:09:42,791 --> 00:09:46,586 And Acting Captain Terri Dennis, MC! 206 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:48,797 Master of Ceremonies. 207 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:53,510 Of no particular service, yet at the service of you all. 208 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:59,349 ♪♪♪ 209 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:03,186 ♪What should we do for an opening number?♪ 210 00:10:03,186 --> 00:10:06,356 ♪Waltzes are schmaltz and we're sick of the rumba♪ 211 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:09,275 ♪Crests of the wave are too hackneyed by far♪ 212 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:12,570 ♪Hey, what about letting them know who we are?♪ 213 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:14,823 ♪We are SADEUSEA!♪ 214 00:10:14,823 --> 00:10:17,867 ♪And on the other hand we're glad to see♪ 215 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:20,745 ♪You've come a long tonight to join our laughter♪ 216 00:10:20,745 --> 00:10:22,413 ♪To see our dance♪ 217 00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,625 ♪To feel a touch of magic and a breath of romance♪ 218 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:30,505 ♪We've taken pains to see our show's the sort that entertains♪ 219 00:10:30,505 --> 00:10:33,675 ♪And now there's nothing very much remaining♪ 220 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:38,096 ♪Except for naming the company: We're SADEUSEA♪ 221 00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:41,683 ♪We're S.A.D.U.S.E.A♪ 222 00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:44,978 ♪Song and Dance Unit South East Asia♪ 223 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:48,439 ♪♪♪ 224 00:10:48,439 --> 00:10:50,942 - What can we do? - Not yet, dear! 225 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:54,529 ♪What can we do for the rest of the chorus?♪ 226 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:57,740 ♪They know who we are so they know what to call us♪ 227 00:10:57,740 --> 00:11:00,743 ♪We're ready and steady and rarin' to go♪ 228 00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:04,122 Hey, what about saying the name of the show? 229 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:06,457 ♪It's 'Jamboree'♪ 230 00:11:06,457 --> 00:11:09,377 ♪We're bringing you a Jungle Jamboree♪ 231 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:13,840 We've got together in this equatorial latitude... 232 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:17,010 ♪To chase your blues away and change your attitude ♪ 233 00:11:17,010 --> 00:11:19,888 ♪So now you'll see♪ 234 00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,265 ♪We've got the kind of personality♪ 235 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,851 ♪To make you come with us upon a spree♪ 236 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:26,311 ♪Or a potpourri♪ 237 00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:28,187 ♪Or a jubilee♪ 238 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:29,898 -So one-two-three! 239 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:34,903 ♪For S.A.D.U.S.E.A.♪ 240 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:40,283 ♪And their Jingle-Jangle-Jungle Jamboree!♪ 241 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,081 -Thank you dear. 242 00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,376 Applause, applause, applause. 243 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,377 How could they do it to the money, 244 00:11:51,377 --> 00:11:52,128 and... 245 00:11:52,128 --> 00:11:54,005 break! 246 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,132 -Terri, I'd rather not say that. 247 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:57,008 -Say what? 248 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:59,761 -Of no fixed abode! 249 00:11:59,761 --> 00:12:01,804 It doesn't sound at all nice. 250 00:12:01,804 --> 00:12:03,681 -But it only means you're not in any of the services, 251 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:04,557 duckie. 252 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:08,227 -I'm sorry but it makes me sound not entirely respectable. 253 00:12:08,227 --> 00:12:09,854 -Well, why don't you say what I say? 254 00:12:09,854 --> 00:12:12,607 Of no service in particular yet of service to you all! 255 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:13,608 -That's even worse. 256 00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,068 -And it's all right for me? 257 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,027 -You're a man! 258 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,198 -Any more insubordination and I shall have you all on the 259 00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:21,074 carpet. 260 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:22,909 Ooh! 261 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,206 Where is Young-Love? 262 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:30,833 -I'm sorry Terri! 263 00:12:30,833 --> 00:12:31,834 That's my quick change. 264 00:12:31,834 --> 00:12:33,461 -What were you doing in the opening number? 265 00:12:33,461 --> 00:12:34,671 -I'll get it right Terri, honestly. 266 00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:37,215 -I mean even Lee got Bonny in the right place. 267 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:38,341 -And I didn't come here as a dancer. 268 00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,509 I come as a fucking accordionist. 269 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:42,053 -So a might more concentration Erica, 270 00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,138 or you'll find yourself back in the wafts. 271 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:46,182 None of that, Terri. 272 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:46,808 What? 273 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,059 -That Erica stuff. 274 00:12:48,059 --> 00:12:50,228 My name's Eric or Young or Love. 275 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,479 Or Young-Love hyphenated. 276 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:52,981 There's nothing camp about me! 277 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,984 -The lady doth protest too much. 278 00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:57,443 -Watch it, Bishop, or you'll know what you'll get! 279 00:12:57,443 --> 00:12:58,152 -What? 280 00:12:58,152 --> 00:12:59,195 -A bunch of fives! 281 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,113 -Don't get into paddy, love. 282 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,490 You know how it aggravates your prickly heats. 283 00:13:02,490 --> 00:13:03,366 -I've told you before. 284 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,492 I'm not a homosexual! 285 00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:06,077 -Don't worry, love. 286 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,161 It doesn't show from out front. 287 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:15,336 -Attention! 288 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:17,213 -You're a bloody nutter, I know that! 289 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:18,673 -All right, Cartwright, I've got your number. 290 00:13:18,673 --> 00:13:20,591 You're going on a right way to a bunch of fives! 291 00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:22,719 -If Young-Love came to visit you in the hospital, 292 00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:23,720 he'd bring you a bunch of fives. 293 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,263 -All right, matey. 294 00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:26,597 You've had your chips. 295 00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:27,807 -I've what? 296 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,976 You threaten me and I'll boot you in the marbles. 297 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,061 -Ah! 298 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:38,901 -Company! 299 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:41,112 Attention! 300 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,781 Stand at ease. 301 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,742 -Stand easy. 302 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:46,409 -Pick 'em up. 303 00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:48,119 Pick 'em up. 304 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:50,955 -I'm afraid there's a huddle of transient camp personal at every 305 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:51,956 door in the hall. 306 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,000 -Right you men, clear off! 307 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,211 -I must say most of them find your sketch amusing. 308 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:58,880 I suppose you know what you're up to. 309 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,131 This is not a sketch, major. 310 00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,758 It's more of a drama. 311 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,884 -A drama? 312 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,469 Oh dear, it's missing the mark I fear. 313 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,679 -I think Captain Dennis means there's been a slight difference 314 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:07,847 of opinion, sir. 315 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:08,973 -I didn't think it would be like this. 316 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,017 I'm not used to working with amateurs. 317 00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,351 I'm an artiste. 318 00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,729 Oh, Jessica Christ! 319 00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,064 -Mr. Dennis! 320 00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:20,193 Even being an artiste cannot justify casual blasphemy. 321 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,945 Especially from someone... 322 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:26,157 who might be expected to set his men an example of respect for 323 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,951 their God and king. 324 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:31,496 Let none of us forget 325 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:34,123 that we are here 326 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,709 on God's work 327 00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:40,671 and we defend a righteous flag. 328 00:14:40,671 --> 00:14:43,800 Now I dare say one or two of you are saying to yourselves 329 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,011 law lover duck, that governer must be balmy. 330 00:14:47,011 --> 00:14:48,387 -No sir, certainly not. 331 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:50,890 -We are only peacetime conscripts counting the days 332 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,227 till we get that boat back to dear old Blighty. 333 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:57,313 Now that would bad thinking. 334 00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:00,858 Not many miles from here, there's a whale of a war 335 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:01,734 beginning. 336 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,904 Oh yes, I know they're trying to call it an emergency. 337 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,698 But that's just softly, softly officialize. 338 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:12,537 Make no mistake about it, it's the start of World War 3. 339 00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:17,291 Strike a light, I hear you say. 340 00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,460 What kind of a war is that when it's at home? 341 00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:22,213 Well, I'll tell you. 342 00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:26,968 A holy war. 343 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:29,387 Between us, the legions of light, 344 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:33,558 and them, the forces of communistic darkness. 345 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:37,228 Perhaps if there'd be less blasphemy, 346 00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:41,691 less luxury we should or not be abandoning our empire. 347 00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:44,652 For was it not blasphemy and luxury that finally forced the 348 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:47,530 Romans to abandon their empire? 349 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:50,533 -Y-- Yes, sir. 350 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:52,869 -And was it it not luxury and blasphemy that led to the 351 00:15:52,869 --> 00:15:54,537 Russian Revolution? 352 00:15:54,537 --> 00:15:55,913 Yes, sir. 353 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,374 -And what about the fall of France in 1940? 354 00:15:58,624 --> 00:16:00,251 Somebody? 355 00:16:00,251 --> 00:16:01,377 -Luxury and blasphemy, sir. 356 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,753 -Well done. -Sir. 357 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,005 -Now. 358 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,465 What does blasphemy do? 359 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,717 -Fall of France, sir. 360 00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:09,594 -And? 361 00:16:09,594 --> 00:16:11,387 -Russian Revolution, sir. 362 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,222 -Correct. 363 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:16,100 For without the living word of God, 364 00:16:17,351 --> 00:16:19,687 what are we? 365 00:16:20,188 --> 00:16:23,566 At best, unwelcome guests. 366 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:28,321 At worst, unscrupulous invaders. 367 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,407 That's all. 368 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:32,867 Attention! 369 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,828 -Carry on, uh, practicing. 370 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,705 -Sir. 371 00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:38,706 -Right. 372 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,375 Get fella in for the fucking ballet. 373 00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:46,672 -Well said, sir. 374 00:16:46,672 --> 00:16:48,049 -You don't think I... 375 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:49,258 uh, went too far? 376 00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,593 -With Captain Dennis? -Mhm. 377 00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:51,510 -Not a bit, sir. 378 00:16:51,510 --> 00:16:52,720 Just right. 379 00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,640 Get back, get back! 380 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,974 Bah! 381 00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:04,565 -To tell you the truth, I wasn't too sure what he said. 382 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,442 He speaks a rum sort of lingo of his own. 383 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:08,110 but, um... 384 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:13,115 I thought he referred to our Lord by the name of Jessica. 385 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,993 -I fear so, sir. 386 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,870 -Any idea why? 387 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:20,414 -Passes for wit, I understand, amongst people of his 388 00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:21,832 persuasion. 389 00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:23,834 -Ah, you mean theatricals. 390 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,670 -Well, a certain type of theatrical. 391 00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,713 They have a habit of giving everybody women's names. 392 00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,256 -Do they? 393 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:29,131 -Oh yes. 394 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,592 For example, Corporal Bonny, his name's Leonard, 395 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:33,386 so they call him Leonora. 396 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,931 My name's Reginald, so they call me Regina. 397 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:38,891 -Why they shouldn't have much luck with mine. 398 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,142 It's Giles. 399 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:40,977 -Oh yes, sir. 400 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,562 They call you Gillian. 401 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,817 -Do they? 402 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,319 Queer behavior. 403 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,154 How one... 404 00:17:52,363 --> 00:17:53,489 How do you explain it? 405 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,283 -Well it's probably from wearing so much drag, 406 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:55,908 sir. 407 00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:56,867 -So much what? 408 00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,495 -Women's dresses. 409 00:18:00,121 --> 00:18:02,081 -Yeah. 410 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,708 I look to you to advise me. 411 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,167 I know nothing of shows. 412 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,878 The last one I saw was, what, 1935? 413 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,630 Pure out drivel. 414 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,799 I once saw half a film and walked out. 415 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,468 I can't imagine why anyone would waste their time with it when 416 00:18:14,468 --> 00:18:18,180 they might be learning to tell one constellation from another, 417 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,557 one bird from another. 418 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:21,892 I mean half of them don't know a wren from a tit. 419 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,769 -Aye. 420 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,065 -You were in India, weren't you? 421 00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,275 -Until we had to leave, yes sir. 422 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,192 -We didn't have to. 423 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,736 We lost faith. 424 00:18:31,736 --> 00:18:33,487 And look at the poor devils now. 425 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:35,823 Killing each other by the million. 426 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,867 -They don't know any different, sir. 427 00:18:37,867 --> 00:18:39,201 They need a firm hand. 428 00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:40,870 -Right, Mr. Drummond. 429 00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:45,082 This is a new age of darkness. 430 00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:48,919 The gospel according to Saint Marx. 431 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:55,259 ♪dramatic music♪ 432 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,761 -Shady joint! 433 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,554 -Street of sin! 434 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,222 -Silk and stockings! 435 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,766 -Old Berlin! 436 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:17,531 ♪cabaret music♪ 437 00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,747 ♪In a sleazy cabaret ♪ 438 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:28,667 ♪Where the clients were so pallid♪ 439 00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:32,338 ♪Once I sang the night away♪ 440 00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:36,675 ♪That’s become the Karl Marx alley♪ 441 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:40,346 ♪Danke schön, comrades♪ 442 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,515 ♪Danke schön♪ 443 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:59,240 ♪Once I sat across a chair♪ 444 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:03,160 ♪Drinking schnapps from dirty glasses♪ 445 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,872 ♪Now its Fredrick Engles Square♪ 446 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:10,960 ♪Strictly for the working classes♪ 447 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:15,131 ♪Danke schön for nothing, comrades♪ 448 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,091 ♪Danke schön♪ 449 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:22,012 ♪I can’t run on heels like this♪ 450 00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:25,683 ♪So come on boys one last kiss♪ 451 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:30,563 ♪Danke schön für nichts, comrades♪ 452 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:33,774 ♪Danke schön♪ 453 00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:37,611 ♪Auf wiedersehen♪ 454 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:40,781 ♪Ich liebe dich♪ 455 00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:00,384 -Come in if you're pretty! 456 00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:04,180 -Oh yes, quite right. 457 00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:05,556 Pretty as a picture. 458 00:21:05,556 --> 00:21:07,516 -You told me to come in after the rehearsal and you'd clear my 459 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,434 chitty. 460 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,518 -Ah. 461 00:21:09,518 --> 00:21:10,895 Sometimes I go too far. 462 00:21:10,895 --> 00:21:12,354 -But I'll come back later if you haven't time. 463 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:13,147 -No, no, no! 464 00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:13,856 Come in. Come in. 465 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,733 Shut the door. 466 00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:19,278 I'm quick as mustard when I'm aroused. 467 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,280 Drinky? 468 00:21:22,323 --> 00:21:24,533 Pour me another gin, dear. 469 00:21:25,367 --> 00:21:27,912 And have one for yourself. 470 00:21:30,581 --> 00:21:32,708 Ooh, Stephanie is it? 471 00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:35,461 Stephanie Flowers. 472 00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,463 Well. 473 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,507 I hope you will, dear. 474 00:21:39,507 --> 00:21:40,758 -Will what? 475 00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:42,635 -Flower... 476 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,846 into something rich and strange. 477 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,848 -I shouldn't think so. 478 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:50,476 -Well, why else have you come to SADUSEA? 479 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:53,062 -I did some amateur dramatics at home in Swindon. 480 00:21:53,062 --> 00:21:54,146 -Oh. 481 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,065 -And I wouldn't mind being a playwright. 482 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,358 -Yes, well, as you can see, dear, 483 00:21:57,358 --> 00:21:59,527 we're not doing plays. 484 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,695 We're doing shows. 485 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,906 But you'll be useful, doing a little bit of this and a little 486 00:22:03,906 --> 00:22:04,782 bit of that. 487 00:22:04,782 --> 00:22:05,533 -That's all right. 488 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:08,035 I don't expect to be offered any big parts right away. 489 00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:10,579 -Oh, few of us are that lucky, dear. 490 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,165 Now what we need is somebody on the technical side. 491 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,167 You know, someone to arrange things when we're on tour, 492 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,127 fix the meals, the sleeping accommodation, 493 00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:19,046 make sure we've always got a practical piano, 494 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:19,880 that kind of thing. 495 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,756 Could you cope? 496 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,174 -You mean could I handle the business end? 497 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:24,468 You come out right with it, 498 00:22:24,468 --> 00:22:26,387 don't you? 499 00:22:28,639 --> 00:22:31,058 Oh, you flatter yourself. 500 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:33,102 Nobody's that irresistible. 501 00:22:33,102 --> 00:22:34,270 -I was only getting out of your way. 502 00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:36,063 -Oh, come on. 503 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,982 You thought I was after your nuts. 504 00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,820 -That's better. 505 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:46,282 You've got a nice smile, you should use it more often. 506 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:49,451 Ah well. 507 00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:53,372 I expect you're down at Race Course Road every night spending 508 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,958 all your pay on Chinese tarts. 509 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:58,085 -Oh I should find that such a squalid transaction, 510 00:22:58,085 --> 00:22:59,712 putting love on a commercial basis. 511 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:00,754 -Oh. 512 00:23:00,754 --> 00:23:01,755 -Have you read the play "Mrs. 513 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:02,881 Warren's Profession"? 514 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:04,592 -Oh, that Bernadette, sure. 515 00:23:04,592 --> 00:23:06,260 What a chatter box. 516 00:23:06,260 --> 00:23:08,512 Nags away from our soldier breakfast time and never sees 517 00:23:08,512 --> 00:23:10,931 what's staring her in the face. 518 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,601 I mean she never even lost her maidhead until she was 58 or 519 00:23:13,601 --> 00:23:15,185 something. 520 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:16,979 Are you a virgin, sweetie? 521 00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:18,188 -Me? 522 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,273 Oh no. 523 00:23:21,775 --> 00:23:23,027 Not really. 524 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:25,738 -Oh you can talk to your auntie, dear. 525 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,573 Have another Gordon's. 526 00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,617 I know what it's like when you're young. 527 00:23:29,617 --> 00:23:31,368 All those pressures to be butch. 528 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:33,287 I went through all of that. 529 00:23:33,287 --> 00:23:36,373 My father thought the ultimate in masculinity was to stick your 530 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:38,917 chopper into anything that wore a skirt. 531 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:42,796 And I thought to myself, Ada, that's strictly not for you. 532 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:47,051 -Well it is for me, if only I knew how to go about it. 533 00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,971 -Are you asking me, duckie? 534 00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:54,308 I gather you're supposed to titilate the clitoris. 535 00:23:54,308 --> 00:23:56,226 -Yes. 536 00:23:56,226 --> 00:23:58,812 But where is it? 537 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,815 -Search me. 538 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:05,944 Look. 539 00:24:06,278 --> 00:24:09,948 Just don't fall in love, and then you won't get hurt. 540 00:24:12,076 --> 00:24:16,413 I learned that when my husband's cruiser was sunk by a U-Boat 541 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:19,208 with all hands lost. 542 00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,876 His next of kin were informed, of course. 543 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:22,419 His wife and his mother. 544 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:25,089 How did I learn about it? 545 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:27,800 Months later from a sailor in a queer bar. 546 00:24:33,639 --> 00:24:35,349 What do you make of the show? 547 00:24:35,349 --> 00:24:37,351 I think it might go down well. 548 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,852 -Well. 549 00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,522 Afraid I get about paft these days. 550 00:24:41,522 --> 00:24:43,399 Too many churchmens. 551 00:24:44,942 --> 00:24:46,944 Too many choppers. 552 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,366 Oops. 553 00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:54,952 -Not used to all this gin. 554 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:58,706 -Oh! 555 00:25:12,428 --> 00:25:14,430 -Ah. 556 00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:18,058 ♪dramatic music♪ 557 00:25:22,396 --> 00:25:23,647 -Sometime tonight. 558 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,357 You tell him. 559 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:26,734 -I'm ready! 560 00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:29,862 Ready to take on the entire Pacific fleet. 561 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:31,864 Where's the Lagonda? 562 00:25:32,281 --> 00:25:33,907 -Hey, will Sylvia be going with ya? 563 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:34,742 -She won't. 564 00:25:34,742 --> 00:25:35,993 She's looking for you. 565 00:25:35,993 --> 00:25:38,036 -Well how is she expecting to get into town? 566 00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,456 -In your Jeep, I suppose. 567 00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:42,916 Raton's Hotel. 568 00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:45,085 Drive like the wind! 569 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:51,550 And now there's nothing very much 570 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:55,763 remaining except for naming the company. 571 00:25:55,763 --> 00:25:57,431 We're SADUSEA 572 00:25:57,431 --> 00:26:02,436 We're S-A-D-U-S-E-A, Song and Dance Unit Southeast-- 573 00:26:04,188 --> 00:26:06,273 Hello, soldier. 574 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,484 How'd you make out? 575 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:09,818 Oh not too bad, thanks. 576 00:26:09,818 --> 00:26:12,029 -Think you're gonna like it here, eh? 577 00:26:12,029 --> 00:26:13,822 The Queen's own. 578 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:16,325 The Middlesex regiment. 579 00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:18,494 Think you're gonna stay? 580 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:19,870 -Hope so. 581 00:26:19,870 --> 00:26:21,371 Got through the show all right. 582 00:26:21,371 --> 00:26:22,623 A little bit of help from Ms. Morgan. 583 00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:23,499 -Ah. 584 00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:24,833 Sylvia held your hand, eh? 585 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,295 -I knew straight away you took a shine to her. 586 00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:29,671 -She's a fantastic dancer. 587 00:26:29,671 --> 00:26:30,798 -Oh, yes. 588 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:32,424 Moves like a dream. 589 00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:33,926 It's the Indian blood. 590 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,511 Course her dad was British. 591 00:26:35,511 --> 00:26:36,261 Corporal. 592 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,679 Welch Fusiliers. 593 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:41,600 Non-conformist passion, and Asian sensuality. 594 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,268 Very short fuse. 595 00:26:43,268 --> 00:26:45,562 -Well, she's certainly attractive. 596 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:48,232 -Yes. I can see you're interested. 597 00:26:48,232 --> 00:26:49,483 -What? 598 00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:51,401 There you are. 599 00:26:51,401 --> 00:26:53,403 I've been looking everywhere. 600 00:26:53,403 --> 00:26:55,656 You promised me we'd have a day date. 601 00:26:55,656 --> 00:26:57,491 -I'm a bit tied up at the moment. 602 00:26:57,491 --> 00:27:01,036 You know Terri's gone tearing off to see our boys in blue. 603 00:27:01,036 --> 00:27:02,955 -I told him to. 604 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,832 I wanted you to drive me home. 605 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:05,916 -Not tonight, my dear. 606 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,042 I'm on duty. 607 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:08,752 Young Steven here will drive you home, 608 00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:10,170 won't you? 609 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,421 -I must speak to you, Reg. 610 00:27:11,421 --> 00:27:12,422 Alone. 611 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:13,715 -I take it you can drive? 612 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:14,424 -Oh, yes. 613 00:27:14,424 --> 00:27:15,467 Learned on a course in India. 614 00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:17,135 -Army makes a man of you, eh? 615 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:18,762 Here's the keys. 616 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:19,847 -Reg. 617 00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:21,431 It is a matter of utmost urgency. 618 00:27:21,431 --> 00:27:22,641 -Tomorrow. 619 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:23,767 I'll be in town tomorrow. 620 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,018 I'll drop in then. 621 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:26,353 Now you go home with Steven here. 622 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:27,229 Be nice to him. 623 00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:28,522 Entertain him. 624 00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:30,190 You'll find a lot in common. 625 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:33,277 He's not just one of your hairy ass squaddies, 626 00:27:33,277 --> 00:27:34,778 he's an intelligence. 627 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:37,573 Jeep's outside! 628 00:27:40,242 --> 00:27:41,785 -Well. 629 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,288 If you're fit. 630 00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,335 What was that?! 631 00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:52,045 Heaven only knows. 632 00:27:52,045 --> 00:27:54,840 Probably the communists making nuisance of themselves. 633 00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,009 -That's a rubber plantation, isn't it? 634 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,218 -Good grief. 635 00:27:58,218 --> 00:28:01,054 I don't know. 636 00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:07,436 -Can I offer you a nightcap? 637 00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:08,353 A tiger. 638 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,397 Gin. 639 00:28:10,397 --> 00:28:11,773 -I'd better go. 640 00:28:11,773 --> 00:28:13,358 Reg only detailed me to drive you home, 641 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:15,485 not hang about. 642 00:28:15,485 --> 00:28:18,322 -Reg didn't mean for you to rush off. 643 00:28:18,322 --> 00:28:19,698 -How do you know? 644 00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,492 He might not like it... 645 00:28:22,492 --> 00:28:25,287 -He's got other fish to fry. 646 00:28:28,957 --> 00:28:32,002 All those damn awful. 647 00:28:32,461 --> 00:28:35,047 I'll put a record on. 648 00:28:35,047 --> 00:28:36,840 There's plenty of English music. 649 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,091 -What's he like? 650 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:39,134 He seems all right. 651 00:28:39,134 --> 00:28:40,385 -Terri? 652 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:43,764 He's probably the only man in my whole life to be kind without, 653 00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:47,476 uh, wanting something in return. 654 00:28:48,268 --> 00:28:53,273 ♪jaunty upbeat music♪ 655 00:29:02,032 --> 00:29:03,784 -I meant Reg actually. 656 00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:05,452 -Oh. 657 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:07,037 We met in Kolkata. 658 00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:08,705 I was dancing in a club. 659 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:09,831 It was good for Americans. 660 00:29:09,831 --> 00:29:11,917 -I was in Kolkata too. 661 00:29:11,917 --> 00:29:13,585 Why didn't you stay? 662 00:29:13,585 --> 00:29:16,546 -After the British quit, with all those Hindu, 663 00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:19,758 Muslim savages killing each other by the million... 664 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,677 Mommy and I were trouble. 665 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:23,887 -Well I think it's right we gave it back to the people it 666 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,597 belonged to. 667 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:27,015 Same with Malaria or Singapore. 668 00:29:27,015 --> 00:29:28,183 -Indeed. 669 00:29:28,183 --> 00:29:29,893 What's going to happen to me then? 670 00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:32,354 I move on to Hong Kong? 671 00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:35,315 -Well, I think the communists are right. 672 00:29:35,315 --> 00:29:37,025 -You saw that rubber plantation tonight. 673 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,653 Do you think that's right? 674 00:29:45,325 --> 00:29:47,285 Oh, Steve. 675 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:49,997 For Heaven's sake. 676 00:29:49,997 --> 00:29:52,332 Let's not talk politics. 677 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,294 Let me show you the rest of my flat. 678 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:09,266 Just this bedroom. 679 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:13,103 Any ablutions? 680 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,026 -Not wanted on voyage. 681 00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:22,487 -It's ready for when I visit my granny in Whales. 682 00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:24,364 -Ah. 683 00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,541 I better go. 684 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:39,046 -There seems to be a misunderstanding. 685 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:54,037 ♪dramatic music♪ 686 00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:15,934 -Ah! 687 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,144 -Everything all right, sir? 688 00:32:17,144 --> 00:32:17,978 -Uh, yes. 689 00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:18,687 Yes, Mr. Drummond. 690 00:32:18,687 --> 00:32:19,771 Fine, thank you. 691 00:32:19,771 --> 00:32:22,983 -Only I heard some bumps and groaning. 692 00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:23,817 -Oh, no. 693 00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:25,902 Just doing my physical jerks. 694 00:32:25,902 --> 00:32:27,237 -Can't be too careful, sir. 695 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,238 -What? 696 00:32:28,238 --> 00:32:31,283 -Can't be too careful, sir. 697 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:34,619 -Absolutely Mr. Drummond. 698 00:32:34,619 --> 00:32:36,329 Well done. 699 00:33:03,023 --> 00:33:05,400 Dear everyone at 56. 700 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,736 As you can see by the top of this letter, 701 00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:12,741 your son and heir is now to be addressed as "Sergeant Flowers." 702 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:17,913 This I take to be a long overdue recognition of my innate genius. 703 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:21,708 Tell Heather I've only been here a few hours so far, 704 00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:24,920 but have already encountered more eccentric Bohemians than 705 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:27,756 you'd meet in a lifetime in Swinton. 706 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:30,800 -You wanted the lotion dip. 707 00:33:31,384 --> 00:33:33,678 -Ta very much, Charlie. 708 00:33:34,095 --> 00:33:36,014 -Good night. 709 00:33:38,016 --> 00:33:40,602 -Any trouble with footage or athletes foot, 710 00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,020 go to go Charles. 711 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:42,812 He's a male nurse. 712 00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:44,564 -He looks a bit of a bum boy to me. 713 00:33:44,564 --> 00:33:45,106 -Hoo. 714 00:33:45,106 --> 00:33:46,149 He's raving. 715 00:33:46,149 --> 00:33:47,943 But faithful to poor ol' Len. 716 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:49,527 -Is Len a bum boy too? 717 00:33:49,527 --> 00:33:50,528 He doesn't look it. 718 00:33:50,528 --> 00:33:51,780 -He's easy. 719 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:54,991 He's got a wife in Blighty that likes to be looked after. 720 00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:56,409 Don't we all? 721 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:58,703 -Not by a bloke. 722 00:34:00,121 --> 00:34:02,040 -That the girl you're writing to? 723 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,917 -Yeah. 724 00:34:04,251 --> 00:34:06,086 She's still in school. 725 00:34:06,086 --> 00:34:07,921 -So's mine. 726 00:34:07,921 --> 00:34:10,840 All love and kisses and current affairs. 727 00:34:13,551 --> 00:34:15,220 Never had a white bed. 728 00:34:15,428 --> 00:34:17,305 Started out red. 729 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:18,515 Plenty of chinks. 730 00:34:18,515 --> 00:34:19,641 One or two Malays. 731 00:34:19,641 --> 00:34:20,392 The odd wog. 732 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:23,395 And a few Anglos like ol' Sylvia. 733 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:24,396 -What's she like? 734 00:34:24,396 --> 00:34:25,647 Sylvia? 735 00:34:25,647 --> 00:34:27,315 -How do you mean? 736 00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:29,859 -Well, you know. 737 00:34:29,859 --> 00:34:31,569 -I didn't say her. 738 00:34:31,569 --> 00:34:33,738 I said Anglos like her. 739 00:34:33,738 --> 00:34:35,448 No. 740 00:34:35,448 --> 00:34:37,867 She's Reg's bin. 741 00:34:37,867 --> 00:34:41,746 Anyone who tried would have their guts for gardeners. 742 00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:45,583 I'll tell you something though. 743 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:48,211 First night I get home, woo! 744 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:51,006 My girl won't touch the ground. 745 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:56,386 ♪piano orchestral music♪ 746 00:34:56,386 --> 00:35:01,016 ♪My dearest, I'm writing once again ♪ 747 00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:06,021 ♪From the still of my lonely room♪ 748 00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:11,818 ♪And dreaming of the moment when♪ 749 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:16,823 ♪We stand as bride and groom♪ 750 00:35:17,324 --> 00:35:22,329 ♪For though today you're oh so far away♪ 751 00:35:24,706 --> 00:35:29,544 ♪I imagine all we'll do♪ 752 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:33,173 ♪And say♪ 753 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:38,178 ♪When the shadows creep♪ 754 00:35:39,054 --> 00:35:43,266 ♪Over fields of sheep♪ 755 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:46,686 ♪With a love that's deep♪ 756 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:50,899 ♪You and I will go to sleep♪ 757 00:35:50,899 --> 00:35:55,904 ♪Doing all those little things we used to do♪ 758 00:35:59,324 --> 00:36:04,329 ♪We'll be true until♪ 759 00:36:04,537 --> 00:36:08,708 ♪In a church that's still♪ 760 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:13,129 ♪I shall know the thrill♪ 761 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:16,633 ♪Of whispering, "I will"♪ 762 00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:21,638 ♪Then we'll do those little things we used to do♪ 763 00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:30,105 ♪Remember December? 764 00:36:30,105 --> 00:36:34,359 ♪The Christmases past♪ 765 00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:39,364 ♪The mistletoe where we kissed♪ 766 00:36:42,742 --> 00:36:46,329 ♪The carols, the tree♪ 767 00:36:46,329 --> 00:36:51,042 ♪Your presents to me♪ 768 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:56,047 ♪The stuffing we couldn't resist♪ 769 00:36:59,467 --> 00:37:04,472 ♪On a day you were born ♪ 770 00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:09,686 ♪In a field of corn♪ 771 00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:14,441 ♪There's an April morn♪ 772 00:37:14,441 --> 00:37:18,278 ♪When we'll welcome in the dawn♪ 773 00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:22,615 ♪Doing all those little things♪ 774 00:37:22,615 --> 00:37:27,620 ♪That we used to do before♪ 775 00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:35,086 ♪But we'll do them ♪ 776 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:40,049 ♪Forevermore♪ 777 00:37:40,049 --> 00:37:45,054 ♪More ♪ 778 00:37:57,317 --> 00:37:58,485 -Right. 779 00:37:58,485 --> 00:38:00,153 Another round of Tigers, Johnny. 780 00:38:10,371 --> 00:38:12,373 -Ha, ha, ha! 781 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:15,919 -Well, what do you think? 782 00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:17,170 -About what? 783 00:38:17,170 --> 00:38:19,214 -The jacket! 784 00:38:19,214 --> 00:38:20,715 It's tweed. 785 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:23,134 My Chinese tailor ran it up for me. 786 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,261 -Isn't it a bit warm for Singapore? 787 00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:28,598 -It's for when I get home, squire. 788 00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:41,903 -What are you doing? 789 00:38:41,903 --> 00:38:44,197 -I'm working on movement so I can show off my Swiss watch, 790 00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:45,949 my silver cigarette case, my Ronson lighter, 791 00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:47,992 and my pocket pen all in one go. 792 00:38:47,992 --> 00:38:50,286 -It looked to me like some curious tropical variant to 793 00:38:50,286 --> 00:38:51,538 Saint Vitus dance. 794 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:54,082 -Laid in British. 795 00:38:54,082 --> 00:38:55,208 -What? 796 00:38:55,208 --> 00:38:56,751 -It's Hong Kong imitation! 797 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:01,714 -Ronson lighter Harris tweed, you great nana! 798 00:39:01,714 --> 00:39:03,466 -Watch it lad unless you want a bunch of fives! 799 00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:04,467 -Oh! 800 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:05,385 -Ah! 801 00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,722 -Attention! 802 00:39:12,934 --> 00:39:15,436 Come on Young-Love, leave your ablutions. 803 00:39:17,647 --> 00:39:18,773 -Turn around Sergeant Major! 804 00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:22,151 -Last night's guard detail, one pace forward march. 805 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,654 That's you. 806 00:39:26,072 --> 00:39:27,532 -Name, rank, number! 807 00:39:27,532 --> 00:39:30,702 -2-2-3-1-7-4-7 Acting Sergeant Young-Love, sir! 808 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:35,373 -Now. 809 00:39:35,373 --> 00:39:38,167 I understand you volunteered for covenant Saturday night guard 810 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:39,669 duty at the transient camp. 811 00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:40,295 -Yes, sir. 812 00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:40,837 Always very keen-- 813 00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:42,922 -Nevermind that now. 814 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:46,175 Do you remember my staff car leaving the camp last night? 815 00:39:46,175 --> 00:39:47,552 About 24:00, sir. 816 00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:48,052 Yes, sir. 817 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:49,637 You acknowledged the salute in the back seat, sir. 818 00:39:49,637 --> 00:39:50,763 -Nope. 819 00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:51,806 -I thought you did, sir. 820 00:39:51,806 --> 00:39:53,349 -I wasn't in the back seat. 821 00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:55,184 I wasn't in the car at all. 822 00:39:55,184 --> 00:39:56,519 -Your driver certainly was. 823 00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:58,104 -That wasn't my driver. 824 00:39:58,104 --> 00:40:00,690 That was a Chinese communist. 825 00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:01,649 -Sir? 826 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:04,110 -He was stealing my car! 827 00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:06,863 Together, it appears, with a quantity of rifles, 828 00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:10,575 stins, grenades, and ammunition from the armory. 829 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:12,452 -Well I recognized your car, sir. 830 00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:14,454 I was sure it was your driver. 831 00:40:14,454 --> 00:40:16,706 -Because he was a Chinaman, son? 832 00:40:16,706 --> 00:40:19,584 They don't all look the same, you know! 833 00:40:19,584 --> 00:40:22,712 -Can I offer you a drink, Major? 834 00:40:25,048 --> 00:40:26,674 -Ah. 835 00:40:26,674 --> 00:40:27,717 A lemonade. 836 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:28,968 Chop chop. 837 00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:38,269 Now, you were telling me why you volunteered for guard. 838 00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:39,187 -Keeps me out of trouble, sir. 839 00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:41,814 -Not in this occasion. 840 00:40:41,814 --> 00:40:44,776 -I mean, it stops me from spending my money. 841 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:47,904 I'm saving up for my marriage to Susan. 842 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:49,197 Always keep myself very busy. 843 00:40:49,197 --> 00:40:50,907 Volunteer for everything. 844 00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:55,244 Firefighter, clerk to the padre, assistant dog shooter. 845 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:57,038 -Dog shooter? -Mhm. 846 00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:58,206 -I can corroborate that sir. 847 00:40:58,206 --> 00:41:00,833 Helps me keep down the rabid curs we get around 848 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:02,335 this camp. 849 00:41:02,335 --> 00:41:04,045 -A member of the anti-malarial squad, 850 00:41:04,045 --> 00:41:05,755 magician, cook house wa-- 851 00:41:05,755 --> 00:41:07,090 -Magician? 852 00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:08,091 -In the show, sir. 853 00:41:08,091 --> 00:41:09,258 -Ah. 854 00:41:09,258 --> 00:41:11,135 -He makes cars disappear. 855 00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:17,016 -You wouldn't think it quite so funny if they lined you and your 856 00:41:17,016 --> 00:41:19,268 wife and children up against a wall and spayed you with machine 857 00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:21,479 gun fire! 858 00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:24,816 That's already happening, Young-Love. 859 00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:26,943 And not just the British planters. 860 00:41:26,943 --> 00:41:28,069 Dwinion managers. 861 00:41:28,069 --> 00:41:28,986 Chinese traders. 862 00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:30,196 Malayan farmers. 863 00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:32,740 Anyone's fair game! 864 00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,452 Thanks boy. 865 00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:39,288 Now, though I myself am a life abstainer, 866 00:41:39,288 --> 00:41:42,166 I never object to moderate drinking in others. 867 00:41:42,166 --> 00:41:45,586 So take a beer, stand easy, and let us pledge ourselves to a 868 00:41:45,586 --> 00:41:48,005 common task. 869 00:41:48,005 --> 00:41:51,843 To the defeat of communism in Malaya and Singapore! 870 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:52,677 To the defeat... 871 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:56,931 -And, and, indeed, the whole of Southeast Asia command and the 872 00:41:56,931 --> 00:42:00,143 victory of Christian enlightenment. 873 00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:03,146 To the defeat of communism in Malaya and 874 00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:08,151 Singapore and, indeed, the whole of Southeast Asia command and... 875 00:42:08,818 --> 00:42:09,610 -And the victory! 876 00:42:09,610 --> 00:42:12,280 And the victory of Christian enlightenment. 877 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:14,615 -Cheers. 878 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,537 -Excellent lemonade. 879 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:20,621 Well done, boy. 880 00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:22,081 Carry on major. 881 00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:24,709 -Attention! 882 00:42:30,089 --> 00:42:32,592 -Do I smell women's perfume? 883 00:42:33,593 --> 00:42:36,220 -There's a distinct suggestion of it, yes sir. 884 00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:37,680 -I hope that none of you are allowing women in these 885 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,224 quarters, strictly out of bounds. 886 00:42:40,641 --> 00:42:43,186 -I don't believe it's women, sir. 887 00:42:45,646 --> 00:42:47,398 -It's mine, sir. 888 00:42:47,398 --> 00:42:49,609 I wear it. 889 00:42:52,528 --> 00:42:55,031 -Bless my soul whatever for? 890 00:42:55,031 --> 00:42:57,116 -My part in the shows. 891 00:42:57,116 --> 00:42:59,702 Female impersonation. 892 00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:01,913 -We all do, sir. 893 00:43:03,498 --> 00:43:05,666 -Ah, because there aren't enough girls in the troop. 894 00:43:05,666 --> 00:43:06,167 -Sir. 895 00:43:06,167 --> 00:43:06,793 -Ah! 896 00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:09,045 I see. 897 00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,296 You're the new man aren't you? 898 00:43:10,296 --> 00:43:10,880 -Yes sir. 899 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,006 -Settling in? Finding your feet? 900 00:43:12,006 --> 00:43:12,840 -Oh, yes sir. 901 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:13,883 -Jolly good. 902 00:43:13,883 --> 00:43:14,634 Now. 903 00:43:14,634 --> 00:43:17,970 I know all about that, and wearing drag. 904 00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:20,181 That's women's clothes. 905 00:43:20,181 --> 00:43:22,099 And that's just the sort of keenness we like to see, 906 00:43:22,099 --> 00:43:22,475 Bishop. 907 00:43:22,475 --> 00:43:25,102 But no perfume on guard duty. 908 00:43:25,102 --> 00:43:28,356 No drag on century day. 909 00:43:29,190 --> 00:43:29,899 Properly dressed. 910 00:43:29,899 --> 00:43:31,067 Fixed bandits. 911 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:32,527 Carry on! 912 00:43:32,527 --> 00:43:34,654 -Stand at ease! 913 00:43:35,905 --> 00:43:38,199 Stand easy. 914 00:43:48,376 --> 00:43:50,086 -Care for a drink? 915 00:43:50,086 --> 00:43:52,296 A game? 916 00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:53,422 -Well I really should be... 917 00:43:53,422 --> 00:43:54,215 -Oh, come on. 918 00:43:54,215 --> 00:43:55,967 You and I haven't had a chat lately, 919 00:43:55,967 --> 00:44:00,346 and as your senior and CO, I feel your welfare is my concern. 920 00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:01,514 Lee. 921 00:44:01,514 --> 00:44:02,890 Two gins. 922 00:44:02,890 --> 00:44:04,976 Plenty big. 923 00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:07,395 Dom yo. 924 00:44:08,396 --> 00:44:10,189 So, you've been getting to know Ms. Morgan, 925 00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:11,149 have you? 926 00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:12,233 -Oh, no, no. 927 00:44:12,233 --> 00:44:13,359 Not really. 928 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:15,361 I got detailed to drive her home on a few occasions. 929 00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:17,488 -Yes, I know. 930 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:19,782 By me. 931 00:44:19,782 --> 00:44:22,827 Now look Steve, she's not taboo, you know. 932 00:44:23,870 --> 00:44:26,163 I want you to take care of her. 933 00:44:28,124 --> 00:44:29,041 -Do you? 934 00:44:29,041 --> 00:44:31,210 -My service. 935 00:44:37,425 --> 00:44:39,385 One, love. 936 00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,680 Yes, we got very close in India. 937 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,932 I helped her and her widowed mother out. 938 00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:46,767 Sad story. 939 00:44:46,767 --> 00:44:48,561 They were grateful but, well... 940 00:44:48,561 --> 00:44:50,813 -Yeah, she told me a lot about you. 941 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:52,064 -Yes? 942 00:44:52,064 --> 00:44:54,066 -How you used to be in the metropolitan police. 943 00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:55,484 ♪dramatic music♪ 944 00:44:55,484 --> 00:44:57,153 -Did she? 945 00:44:58,613 --> 00:45:00,114 -Ah! 946 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,325 I-- I didn't tell him anything. 947 00:45:02,325 --> 00:45:04,327 I honestly didn't Reg. 948 00:45:04,327 --> 00:45:06,996 I swear it on the bible. 949 00:45:09,165 --> 00:45:11,459 -He says you did. 950 00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:15,546 He was in intelligence, he's not a total zombie. 951 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:18,799 -How could you hit me when you know my condition? 952 00:45:18,799 --> 00:45:21,177 -I told you I can manage that. 953 00:45:21,594 --> 00:45:23,596 You're not a kid anymore. 954 00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:25,264 You're pushing 30. 955 00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:26,849 -You got the money. 956 00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:27,975 You know you have. 957 00:45:27,975 --> 00:45:28,976 -I'm stretched to the limit. 958 00:45:28,976 --> 00:45:30,937 I've got bad debts on every side. 959 00:45:30,937 --> 00:45:33,606 -Take it from your export company. 960 00:45:36,150 --> 00:45:39,070 -What export company is that, eh? 961 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:44,325 -Ah! 962 00:45:44,617 --> 00:45:48,496 -Now that's the kind of careless talk I'm on about. 963 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,082 Got it? 964 00:45:51,082 --> 00:45:52,917 -Yes, yes. 965 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:55,044 -Your own problems are enough for you. 966 00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:57,463 Stick to them. 967 00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:00,716 I told you the answer. 968 00:46:04,345 --> 00:46:06,639 Be nice to the boy. 969 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:09,225 -Long time since we had a night in town. 970 00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:10,226 Where you off to, Len? 971 00:46:10,226 --> 00:46:11,644 -Down to the flick at the cafe. 972 00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:12,895 -Is that the one without a led? 973 00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:13,854 -No. 974 00:46:13,854 --> 00:46:15,272 It's my choice this time. 975 00:46:15,272 --> 00:46:17,316 Oliver fucking Twist. 976 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:19,360 Best of British luck, eh? 977 00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:20,987 Almost downright. 978 00:46:20,987 --> 00:46:22,321 -See my little Lily! 979 00:46:22,321 --> 00:46:23,864 Get stuck in. 980 00:46:25,241 --> 00:46:26,325 -Why don't you come, Eric? 981 00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:27,827 -No fear, my old matey. 982 00:46:27,827 --> 00:46:29,912 My bit of kife is waiting for me back in Wimbledon. 983 00:46:29,912 --> 00:46:31,414 I'll be laughing then. 984 00:46:31,414 --> 00:46:33,082 -Not unless you know what it do. 985 00:46:33,082 --> 00:46:34,875 Bit of practice do no harm. 986 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:37,003 How'd you fancy a touch of black velvet, eh? 987 00:46:37,003 --> 00:46:38,004 Old Sylvia now. 988 00:46:38,004 --> 00:46:39,338 She's a good sort. 989 00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:40,756 Clever too. 990 00:46:40,756 --> 00:46:43,134 Used to work in a cabaret in Kolkata for the Yanks. 991 00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:44,844 -Blow smoke rings and all, can't she? 992 00:46:46,429 --> 00:46:49,515 -You're pathetic, both of you, with your totty fantasies. 993 00:46:50,057 --> 00:46:51,767 -You wanna teach your Susan that? 994 00:46:51,767 --> 00:46:53,310 -Watch it, Lambert. 995 00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:54,478 -What? 996 00:46:54,478 --> 00:46:55,730 Go down well in Wimbledon. 997 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:57,523 Young conservatives garden party. 998 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:01,277 -Ay! 999 00:47:01,277 --> 00:47:04,238 -Ay! 1000 00:47:04,238 --> 00:47:06,240 -Talk as dirty as you'd like about half calf tarts, 1001 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,200 but start on Susan and see what you get. 1002 00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:09,952 -Sylvia's not a tart. 1003 00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:12,329 She's a very sweet girl. 1004 00:47:12,329 --> 00:47:16,125 ♪There was a dusky Eurasian maid ♪ 1005 00:47:16,125 --> 00:47:20,087 ♪In old Karachi she plied her trade♪ 1006 00:47:20,087 --> 00:47:24,008 ♪And in Kolkata and in Madras♪ 1007 00:47:24,008 --> 00:47:28,012 ♪And by special request up the Khyber Pass♪ 1008 00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:32,016 ♪Black Velvet was full of joy♪ 1009 00:47:32,016 --> 00:47:35,978 ♪For every British soldier boy♪ 1010 00:47:35,978 --> 00:47:39,440 ♪She guaranteed to please♪ 1011 00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:43,694 ♪And the most that it cost you was five rupees♪ 1012 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:47,823 ♪There came a soldier boy fully grown♪ 1013 00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:51,660 ♪Who 'til that moment had held his own♪ 1014 00:47:51,660 --> 00:47:55,623 ♪She took that soldier boy well in hand♪ 1015 00:47:55,623 --> 00:48:00,628 ♪And showed him the way to the promised land♪ 1016 00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:07,802 ♪instrumental music♪ 1017 00:49:30,092 --> 00:49:31,510 -Excuse me, Mr. Dennis, sir. 1018 00:49:31,510 --> 00:49:34,388 This hotel is out of bunks for outer ranks. 1019 00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:35,347 -How dare you? 1020 00:49:35,347 --> 00:49:36,515 I'm a resident. 1021 00:49:36,515 --> 00:49:38,809 -Only officers and civilians. 1022 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:41,729 -These lads are risking their lives to protect the flag and 1023 00:49:41,729 --> 00:49:43,397 they aren't even allowed to have a drink? 1024 00:49:43,397 --> 00:49:45,774 -Not in here, sir. 1025 00:49:45,774 --> 00:49:47,568 -Well. 1026 00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:50,529 Now I know why Noel Coward called this place a second rate 1027 00:49:50,529 --> 00:49:53,407 city for third rate people. 1028 00:49:54,533 --> 00:49:58,370 ♪string music♪ 1029 00:50:54,551 --> 00:50:58,180 ♪drumroll♪ 1030 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:04,770 -Cut out the bullshit, sergeant, I've got wounded men on board. 1031 00:51:04,770 --> 00:51:05,813 Which way is the sick bay? 1032 00:51:05,813 --> 00:51:07,273 -Security's been tightened up sir. 1033 00:51:07,273 --> 00:51:07,940 I have to see all-- 1034 00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:10,484 -Get this barrier up at once or I'll have you on a chard. 1035 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,319 -What's the trouble, sergeant? 1036 00:51:12,319 --> 00:51:14,738 -Good Lord it's Giles Flack! 1037 00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:15,656 -Henry! 1038 00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:18,075 Yes, come on through. 1039 00:51:24,957 --> 00:51:26,000 What did we last meet? 1040 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:27,042 Bangalore? 1041 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:27,876 Are you stationed here? 1042 00:51:27,876 --> 00:51:28,627 -No, the mainland. 1043 00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:30,713 Part of my men were ambushed delivering arms. 1044 00:51:30,713 --> 00:51:32,172 The CT got the lot. 1045 00:51:36,051 --> 00:51:38,304 -Hold on dear men, nearly there. 1046 00:51:38,304 --> 00:51:39,346 Escort these men to the sick bay! 1047 00:51:39,346 --> 00:51:41,015 -Straight away, sir! 1048 00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:43,350 Lend me your Jeep, Captain. 1049 00:51:43,350 --> 00:51:44,351 -Mm? 1050 00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:46,770 -Follow me! 1051 00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:52,109 -Thanks for your help, Giles. 1052 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:54,028 This your new command? 1053 00:51:54,028 --> 00:51:55,529 -Hm? 1054 00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:58,032 Oh, my dear fellow, haven't you heard? 1055 00:51:58,032 --> 00:52:00,576 Oh I oversee a very special unit. 1056 00:52:00,576 --> 00:52:01,660 -Yes? -Oh, yes. 1057 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,454 They didn't want to waste and officer with my knowledge in the 1058 00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:04,038 jungle. 1059 00:52:04,038 --> 00:52:04,747 -I should think not. 1060 00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:07,249 -So, they gave me command of a unique operation covering the 1061 00:52:07,249 --> 00:52:09,710 whole of Southeast Asia. 1062 00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:10,836 Covering it with what? 1063 00:52:10,836 --> 00:52:12,296 I'll tell you Henry. 1064 00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:13,922 Song and-- 1065 00:52:13,922 --> 00:52:15,632 Major, dear! 1066 00:52:16,675 --> 00:52:17,885 This is too much. 1067 00:52:17,885 --> 00:52:20,387 A whole squad of your gallant lads are doing physical jerks or 1068 00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:22,389 something on the barracks square right next to the theater. 1069 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:23,974 My dear, the din... 1070 00:52:23,974 --> 00:52:27,061 the stamping of their boots, the banging of their butts, 1071 00:52:27,061 --> 00:52:29,021 the perpetual shrieks of the corporals, 1072 00:52:29,021 --> 00:52:31,148 and the first night of the Jungle Jamboree is only two 1073 00:52:31,148 --> 00:52:31,523 nights away. 1074 00:52:31,523 --> 00:52:33,150 How could we possibly rehearse? 1075 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:36,195 I mean, we are artistes, not foundry workers. 1076 00:52:37,654 --> 00:52:39,531 -Gotta rush, Giles. 1077 00:52:39,531 --> 00:52:41,742 Thanks for your help. 1078 00:52:46,121 --> 00:52:50,667 ♪playing piano♪ 1079 00:52:50,667 --> 00:52:53,420 -No more of it, do you hear me Reg? 1080 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,213 Now, I agree. 1081 00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:56,131 So long as I thought it was a way to raise the ante, 1082 00:52:56,131 --> 00:52:58,884 it-- it-- it was just a harmless fiddle. 1083 00:53:00,636 --> 00:53:03,472 But now I see our lads are getting it. 1084 00:53:03,472 --> 00:53:05,766 -We are not dealing in nylon sholter. 1085 00:53:05,766 --> 00:53:08,519 Guns tend to go off... 1086 00:53:10,437 --> 00:53:12,523 and bullets tend to hurt people. 1087 00:53:12,523 --> 00:53:14,608 -Not arguing. 1088 00:53:16,693 --> 00:53:19,238 -You are not in a position to, sir. 1089 00:53:22,074 --> 00:53:24,368 -I shall pay my debt some other way. 1090 00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:25,285 -Look. 1091 00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:26,370 One more job. 1092 00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:28,497 And then the payoff. 1093 00:53:30,624 --> 00:53:32,209 -Thanks, boy. 1094 00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:35,087 -Happy days. 1095 00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:38,715 -Since the commie offensive has hottied up, 1096 00:53:38,715 --> 00:53:42,010 we've suffered a wildering series of losses, 1097 00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:42,761 major. 1098 00:53:42,761 --> 00:53:43,887 -Losses of arms? 1099 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:45,305 -And ammunition. 1100 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:47,266 -We don't mean raids on the armory. 1101 00:53:47,266 --> 00:53:49,143 -I'd like to see them try. 1102 00:53:49,143 --> 00:53:50,227 No, it's... 1103 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:51,770 it's mostly up country. 1104 00:53:51,770 --> 00:53:53,689 The convoys are ambushed. 1105 00:53:53,689 --> 00:53:55,983 We can't even deliver a pop gun without them knowing. 1106 00:53:55,983 --> 00:53:57,276 -Inside information? 1107 00:53:57,276 --> 00:53:59,528 -There's no other way. 1108 00:53:59,528 --> 00:54:00,279 -Our own chaps? 1109 00:54:00,279 --> 00:54:01,905 -No they're not really bright enough, sir. 1110 00:54:01,905 --> 00:54:03,782 It's mostly Chinese civilians. 1111 00:54:03,782 --> 00:54:05,242 -Well they must be stopped! 1112 00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:06,952 -Oh, we're trying, major, but the bliges are crawling out of 1113 00:54:06,952 --> 00:54:07,536 the woodwork. 1114 00:54:07,536 --> 00:54:09,663 It's clerks in the orderly room, mess boys listen to careless 1115 00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:10,414 talk. 1116 00:54:10,414 --> 00:54:11,665 -Indian chokers. 1117 00:54:11,665 --> 00:54:13,333 Eurasians. 1118 00:54:13,333 --> 00:54:14,960 -I don't think that the wogs are in it, 1119 00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:15,752 major. 1120 00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:17,504 It's mostly the chinks. 1121 00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:18,505 -Mind your head, sir. 1122 00:54:25,179 --> 00:54:29,391 -So, you were saying, um, a secret operation? 1123 00:54:29,391 --> 00:54:30,100 -Yes, sir. 1124 00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:32,311 The front line units are completely starved of arms and 1125 00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:32,769 ammo. 1126 00:54:32,769 --> 00:54:34,480 Nothing's getting through at all. 1127 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,940 I mean, the supply lines are turning out into a farce, sir. 1128 00:54:36,940 --> 00:54:38,192 -It's the Third World War, I know that. 1129 00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:39,151 Yes, so? 1130 00:54:39,151 --> 00:54:40,861 -Well. We need a cover. 1131 00:54:40,861 --> 00:54:41,945 A convoy. 1132 00:54:41,945 --> 00:54:44,364 With a pluck of pretext to move from place to place. 1133 00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:46,492 All perfectly above board. 1134 00:54:46,492 --> 00:54:49,119 Something that's been going on for years. 1135 00:54:49,119 --> 00:54:51,580 As ordinary as a milk round. 1136 00:54:51,580 --> 00:54:53,499 -Milk round? 1137 00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:56,585 In the jungle? 1138 00:54:56,585 --> 00:54:58,921 -Anything spring to mind, sir? 1139 00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:09,848 -My jove, it's perfect! 1140 00:55:09,848 --> 00:55:12,184 A Trojan horse! 1141 00:55:15,229 --> 00:55:18,857 But, surely these concept parties don't go right into the 1142 00:55:18,857 --> 00:55:20,275 jungle, do they? 1143 00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:22,653 -Not up until now, sir. 1144 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:25,280 -It's most of the coastal areas, isn't it? 1145 00:55:25,906 --> 00:55:27,324 There. 1146 00:55:27,324 --> 00:55:29,368 And the Cameron Heights. 1147 00:55:29,368 --> 00:55:32,788 -What if I draw up an additional itinerary for this northern area 1148 00:55:32,788 --> 00:55:33,914 here, sir? 1149 00:55:33,914 --> 00:55:36,500 Our four units are bloody desperate, 1150 00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:37,876 if you'll excuse my refrain sir. 1151 00:55:37,876 --> 00:55:40,254 -Our weapon would be surprise. 1152 00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:42,130 -And a laughable nature of our cover. 1153 00:55:42,130 --> 00:55:44,341 -A wooden horse set to music, eh? 1154 00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:46,885 -We'll be off the beaten track. 1155 00:55:48,303 --> 00:55:53,308 ♪orchestral showtime music♪ 1156 00:56:10,117 --> 00:56:11,994 -Excuse me, sir. 1157 00:56:33,849 --> 00:56:34,766 -Evening, Giles. 1158 00:56:34,766 --> 00:56:37,644 -Evening, colonel. Do you care to, uh... 1159 00:56:40,314 --> 00:56:42,190 -What sort of a show do we got tonight? 1160 00:56:42,190 --> 00:56:43,984 -Song and dance, colonel. 1161 00:56:43,984 --> 00:56:46,153 And a few skits. 1162 00:56:58,248 --> 00:56:59,791 -This is a good turn out, Giles. 1163 00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:02,044 -Oh, uh, thank you colonel. 1164 00:57:22,230 --> 00:57:26,735 ♪jazzy showtime music♪ 1165 00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:35,452 -Well, dear hearts. 1166 00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:37,412 At last. 1167 00:57:37,412 --> 00:57:41,541 The world premiere of Jungle Jamboree! 1168 00:57:41,541 --> 00:57:43,335 In our... 1169 00:57:43,335 --> 00:57:45,921 in our very own Bijou Theater. 1170 00:57:46,296 --> 00:57:47,589 -And make the most of it, love. 1171 00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:50,759 From now on it's all drill holes and canteens. 1172 00:57:50,759 --> 00:57:53,595 -All the more reason to put on the performance of a lifetime. 1173 00:57:56,014 --> 00:57:58,892 Let's show them what theater really means! 1174 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:07,734 -Fred Astaire? 1175 00:58:07,734 --> 00:58:09,528 -The American. 1176 00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:16,493 -One, two, three, four! 1177 00:58:16,493 --> 00:58:20,956 ♪show music♪ 1178 00:58:36,096 --> 00:58:38,390 ♪I've just had an inspiration ♪ 1179 00:58:38,390 --> 00:58:40,684 ♪The solution's clear to me♪ 1180 00:58:40,684 --> 00:58:42,978 ♪Take it as an invitation♪ 1181 00:58:42,978 --> 00:58:45,439 ♪And it's marked RSVP♪ 1182 00:58:45,439 --> 00:58:47,691 ♪Nothing is so fine or so divine as being able to 1183 00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:50,277 say, "Yes"♪ 1184 00:58:50,277 --> 00:58:52,654 ♪But until she's heard the question♪ 1185 00:58:52,654 --> 00:58:56,950 ♪How can any lady acquiesce?♪ 1186 00:58:58,326 --> 00:59:00,245 ♪Come ♪ 1187 00:59:00,245 --> 00:59:03,457 ♪I want you to lead me a dance♪ 1188 00:59:03,457 --> 00:59:08,378 ♪Why don't you give our rhythm a chance?♪ 1189 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:13,383 ♪You're dancing shoes only need a shine♪ 1190 00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:17,721 ♪Then they'll be ready to step out with mine♪ 1191 00:59:18,180 --> 00:59:21,808 ♪We'll dance as long as the orchestra plays ♪ 1192 00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:27,272 ♪High-stepping till the end of our days♪ 1193 00:59:28,190 --> 00:59:33,028 ♪We'll show the others what loves all about♪ 1194 00:59:33,028 --> 00:59:36,615 ♪It's better far than sitting this life out ♪ 1195 00:59:36,615 --> 00:59:40,202 ♪♪♪ 1196 00:59:52,672 --> 00:59:55,801 ♪It's better far than sitting this life♪ 1197 00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:56,843 ♪I'm your partner!♪ 1198 00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:57,844 ♪I'll be your wife!♪ 1199 00:59:57,844 --> 01:00:02,849 ♪Better far than sitting this life out ♪ 1200 01:00:36,216 --> 01:00:38,093 Good question! 1201 01:00:38,093 --> 01:00:41,054 Why did we lose the peace? 1202 01:00:41,054 --> 01:00:43,306 Any ideas anyone? 1203 01:00:44,140 --> 01:00:46,142 -Luxury and blasphemy, sir. 1204 01:00:46,142 --> 01:00:47,686 -What? 1205 01:00:47,686 --> 01:00:49,187 Um. 1206 01:00:49,187 --> 01:00:50,605 Yes, well done. 1207 01:00:50,605 --> 01:00:52,232 -Thank you, sir. 1208 01:00:52,232 --> 01:00:52,899 -Now. 1209 01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:56,486 Pretty soon you'll all be touring up country. 1210 01:00:56,486 --> 01:00:58,446 Now perhaps one or two of you are saying to yourselves, 1211 01:00:58,446 --> 01:01:02,826 what's the old man's game sending us concert party 1212 01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:05,745 blighters off into commie bandit territory? 1213 01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:08,373 And that would be good thinking. 1214 01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:12,752 You must be able to defend yourselves in case of ambush. 1215 01:01:13,295 --> 01:01:14,671 Right? 1216 01:01:14,671 --> 01:01:15,589 -Yes sir. 1217 01:01:15,589 --> 01:01:16,381 -So. 1218 01:01:16,381 --> 01:01:19,843 During the next two weeks I'll be putting you through a 1219 01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:22,554 refresher course in basic training. 1220 01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,223 Small arsenal. 1221 01:01:25,223 --> 01:01:26,975 Grenade throwing. 1222 01:01:26,975 --> 01:01:29,185 Armed combat. 1223 01:01:29,185 --> 01:01:31,354 General tactic. 1224 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:33,899 This concerns you Mr. Dennis. 1225 01:01:33,899 --> 01:01:35,442 And you Ms. Morgan. 1226 01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:38,904 -Major, there's nothing in my contract about defending myself. 1227 01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:40,780 I signed on for sun and fun! 1228 01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:43,742 Never a mention of God or Georgina VI. 1229 01:01:43,742 --> 01:01:46,494 In London where they made your contract, 1230 01:01:46,494 --> 01:01:49,539 they don't even know the Third World War's begun. 1231 01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:51,291 But you're under my command. 1232 01:01:51,291 --> 01:01:56,296 Your lives are in my care and when you reach the main land, 1233 01:01:56,379 --> 01:01:59,591 you'll be in a theater of war. 1234 01:02:00,592 --> 01:02:01,801 Come on sergeant. 1235 01:02:03,428 --> 01:02:05,513 -Attention! 1236 01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:11,770 Squad! 1237 01:02:11,770 --> 01:02:13,271 By the lift! 1238 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:16,191 March! 1239 01:02:21,279 --> 01:02:23,448 Squad, halt! 1240 01:02:24,491 --> 01:02:26,493 Stand still, eyes front. 1241 01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:34,417 Squad will advance, right turn! 1242 01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:35,335 Bishop where are you going? 1243 01:02:35,335 --> 01:02:35,835 Get back! 1244 01:02:35,835 --> 01:02:37,295 Get back! 1245 01:02:37,295 --> 01:02:38,463 Argh! 1246 01:02:38,463 --> 01:02:40,090 Stand up straight. 1247 01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:42,592 Stand at ease! 1248 01:02:42,592 --> 01:02:44,552 Pick it up, Erica. 1249 01:02:45,512 --> 01:02:46,179 -Don't laugh! 1250 01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:46,721 Don't laugh! 1251 01:02:46,721 --> 01:02:50,183 Shut up boy, stand still! 1252 01:02:50,183 --> 01:02:51,768 Squad! 1253 01:02:51,768 --> 01:02:54,020 Attention! 1254 01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:56,731 Slope, arms! 1255 01:02:56,731 --> 01:02:58,733 -Ooh! 1256 01:03:00,235 --> 01:03:02,696 -Straighten 'em up, straighten 'em out. 1257 01:03:02,696 --> 01:03:06,032 Right, face! 1258 01:03:10,412 --> 01:03:13,123 Move to the right in threes. 1259 01:03:13,581 --> 01:03:15,917 Right, turn! 1260 01:03:17,168 --> 01:03:18,712 By the left. 1261 01:03:18,962 --> 01:03:20,171 Quick! 1262 01:03:20,171 --> 01:03:21,923 March! 1263 01:03:24,843 --> 01:03:25,802 Left! 1264 01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:26,720 Left! 1265 01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:27,637 Left! 1266 01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:32,017 Left! 1267 01:03:33,018 --> 01:03:38,023 ♪marching music♪ 1268 01:03:51,661 --> 01:03:54,456 ♪Come see the privates on parade ♪ 1269 01:03:55,623 --> 01:03:58,460 ♪You'll say how rowdy they're displayed♪ 1270 01:03:59,669 --> 01:04:03,590 ♪And when you hear the music of a military band♪ 1271 01:04:03,590 --> 01:04:07,010 ♪You'll be amazed how smartly we can take a stand♪ 1272 01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:07,635 ♪Woo!♪ 1273 01:04:07,635 --> 01:04:11,639 ♪For when the bugle sounds attack♪ 1274 01:04:11,639 --> 01:04:15,560 ♪Up goes the good old Union Jack♪ 1275 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:19,606 ♪You may as well surrender when you hear our battle cry♪ 1276 01:04:19,606 --> 01:04:21,066 ♪They'll be no more escaping♪ 1277 01:04:21,066 --> 01:04:23,651 ♪When we raise our weapons high♪ 1278 01:04:23,651 --> 01:04:27,072 ♪And in the victory cavalcade♪ 1279 01:04:27,072 --> 01:04:31,451 ♪You'll see the privates on parade♪ 1280 01:04:40,168 --> 01:04:41,294 -Stand at ease. 1281 01:04:41,294 --> 01:04:43,088 Well are you liking, Cartwright? 1282 01:04:43,088 --> 01:04:44,089 -What, sir? 1283 01:04:44,089 --> 01:04:44,964 -More like being a soldier. 1284 01:04:44,964 --> 01:04:45,632 -Oh. 1285 01:04:45,632 --> 01:04:47,509 Do with a bit more jungle training. 1286 01:04:47,509 --> 01:04:48,593 Not so much bull. 1287 01:04:48,593 --> 01:04:50,303 -All in good time. 1288 01:04:50,303 --> 01:04:51,888 -We don't always with RNAF. 1289 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:53,890 -You were air crew weren't you? 1290 01:04:53,890 --> 01:04:55,475 -Never got to bomb. 1291 01:04:55,475 --> 01:04:57,519 I joined underage to get a crack at jerry. 1292 01:04:57,519 --> 01:04:59,020 -Did you? Stand easy. 1293 01:04:59,020 --> 01:05:00,313 -Thanks, sir. 1294 01:05:00,313 --> 01:05:03,191 Soon as I passed as flight sergeant ready to go on ops, 1295 01:05:03,191 --> 01:05:04,901 old Adolf packs it in. 1296 01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:09,072 Right, I thought to myself, see if we can't choke up a few nips. 1297 01:05:09,072 --> 01:05:11,950 Now soon as I reach along, Tojo says he don't wanna play no 1298 01:05:11,950 --> 01:05:12,867 more. 1299 01:05:12,867 --> 01:05:14,160 -My story too. 1300 01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:16,371 All ready to invade Malaya. 1301 01:05:16,371 --> 01:05:19,874 Two big bangs all over! 1302 01:05:19,874 --> 01:05:23,503 Very sorry, no fight now, all yellow men go back to land of 1303 01:05:23,503 --> 01:05:25,213 light and sun. 1304 01:05:25,213 --> 01:05:26,756 -Put in for my release. 1305 01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:30,969 I said you never get to bomb in three years. 1306 01:05:30,969 --> 01:05:33,471 A few weeks sooner, I could've bombed Dresden! 1307 01:05:33,471 --> 01:05:34,681 -Mm. 1308 01:05:34,681 --> 01:05:36,933 -Jesus Christ almighty. 1309 01:05:36,933 --> 01:05:40,854 ♪marching band music♪ 1310 01:05:40,854 --> 01:05:44,774 ♪We are the SADUSEA brigade!♪ 1311 01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:47,735 ♪We're marching on a new crusade♪ 1312 01:05:56,995 --> 01:06:00,832 ♪You'll need a piece of four by two♪ 1313 01:06:00,832 --> 01:06:03,918 ♪To get a really good pull through♪ 1314 01:06:04,836 --> 01:06:08,756 ♪The enemy's resisting and the trumpets sounds advance♪ 1315 01:06:08,756 --> 01:06:10,216 ♪They best lay down their arms♪ 1316 01:06:10,216 --> 01:06:12,802 ♪Because they haven't got a chance♪ 1317 01:06:12,802 --> 01:06:16,806 ♪Faced with the cannonade ♪ 1318 01:06:16,806 --> 01:06:20,768 ♪Of the privates on parade♪ 1319 01:06:20,768 --> 01:06:22,061 -Oh, help! 1320 01:06:22,061 --> 01:06:23,897 Help! 1321 01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,446 -That's more like it! 1322 01:06:43,625 --> 01:06:45,293 -Ah! 1323 01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:47,754 -Ack! 1324 01:06:50,006 --> 01:06:52,342 -Look out what you're doing! 1325 01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:56,387 -Ahh! 1326 01:07:00,099 --> 01:07:01,851 -Ah, Bonny. 1327 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:05,396 Now as you know, you're in line for an extra stripe. 1328 01:07:05,396 --> 01:07:07,315 Substantive, sergeant. 1329 01:07:07,315 --> 01:07:08,858 -Oh, I've never gone in for a promotion, sir. 1330 01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:11,903 -But leadership sometimes calls for a special quality of 1331 01:07:11,903 --> 01:07:13,071 diplomacy. 1332 01:07:13,071 --> 01:07:16,282 So let's suppose you're faced with a tricky situation here and 1333 01:07:16,282 --> 01:07:17,867 now, see how you'd cope. 1334 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:18,952 -Sir. 1335 01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:21,537 -Let's imagine... 1336 01:07:21,537 --> 01:07:25,041 here's a platoon all lined up and you've just received news 1337 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:28,753 from home that one man's mother has unexpectedly died. 1338 01:07:29,796 --> 01:07:31,547 How do you break it to him? 1339 01:07:33,549 --> 01:07:35,551 -What's his name, sir? 1340 01:07:35,551 --> 01:07:37,136 -Doesn't matter. 1341 01:07:37,136 --> 01:07:39,514 Charlie Ponsbons! 1342 01:07:41,599 --> 01:07:42,725 Come along, Bonny. 1343 01:07:42,725 --> 01:07:43,726 Think on your feet. 1344 01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:44,769 Another quality of leadership. 1345 01:07:44,769 --> 01:07:45,895 -Sir. 1346 01:07:45,895 --> 01:07:47,522 Squad! 1347 01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:51,818 Private Ponsbons, one pace forward march. 1348 01:07:51,818 --> 01:07:52,944 All right, son. 1349 01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:54,112 Pay attention. 1350 01:07:54,112 --> 01:07:56,155 Your mother's dead. 1351 01:07:56,155 --> 01:07:59,158 -Hell's bells, do you want him in the sick bay suffering from 1352 01:07:59,158 --> 01:07:59,951 shock? 1353 01:07:59,951 --> 01:08:01,452 Think of something more subtle. 1354 01:08:01,452 --> 01:08:02,912 More... 1355 01:08:02,912 --> 01:08:05,164 roundabout. 1356 01:08:07,667 --> 01:08:08,876 -Squad! 1357 01:08:08,876 --> 01:08:10,461 Squad. 1358 01:08:10,461 --> 01:08:12,714 All those men going to visit their mothers next time that I'm 1359 01:08:12,714 --> 01:08:15,383 on leave, one pace forward march. 1360 01:08:15,383 --> 01:08:17,635 Where the fuck are you going, Ponsbons? 1361 01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:21,431 ♪marching band music♪ 1362 01:08:21,431 --> 01:08:25,476 ♪And when we're standing on parade ♪ 1363 01:08:25,476 --> 01:08:29,480 ♪Each with his rifle and grenade♪ 1364 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:31,399 ♪You'll hear the sergeant cry♪ 1365 01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:33,735 -Presenting arms to the right! 1366 01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:35,403 ♪And all the girls declare ♪ 1367 01:08:35,403 --> 01:08:37,488 -They've never seen such a sight! 1368 01:08:37,488 --> 01:08:41,409 ♪To know that God is on our side ♪ 1369 01:08:41,409 --> 01:08:45,371 ♪Makes every private swell with pride♪ 1370 01:08:45,371 --> 01:08:49,584 ♪We'll press upon our enemy until he's in a funk♪ 1371 01:08:49,584 --> 01:08:53,463 ♪And then show him it's no easy thing resisting British spunk♪ 1372 01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:56,966 ♪He'll feel the forceful fuse♪ 1373 01:08:56,966 --> 01:09:00,345 ♪Of the privates on parade♪ 1374 01:09:00,678 --> 01:09:02,930 ♪On parade♪ 1375 01:09:02,930 --> 01:09:06,559 ♪Parade!♪ 1376 01:09:07,935 --> 01:09:09,479 The half girl. 1377 01:09:09,479 --> 01:09:10,355 Eurasian, sir. 1378 01:09:10,355 --> 01:09:11,356 -Handsome. 1379 01:09:11,356 --> 01:09:12,398 -I think so sir, yes. 1380 01:09:12,398 --> 01:09:13,191 Mmm. 1381 01:09:13,191 --> 01:09:15,443 Women of mixed blood often are. 1382 01:09:15,443 --> 01:09:17,820 Early on. 1383 01:09:18,029 --> 01:09:20,948 Snaggies, they tend to put on weight. 1384 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:22,283 How old is she? 1385 01:09:22,283 --> 01:09:23,910 -28. 1386 01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:25,453 That almost certainly means 30. 1387 01:09:25,453 --> 01:09:29,791 So, uh, when you're 30, she'll be 40. 1388 01:09:29,791 --> 01:09:30,833 Think on that. 1389 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:33,086 Of course they find it difficult accepting in the UK. 1390 01:09:33,086 --> 01:09:35,171 With the climate and the food. 1391 01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:36,506 -She's very British, sir. 1392 01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:38,174 Her dad was in the Welsh Fusiliers. 1393 01:09:38,174 --> 01:09:39,175 -Welsh and Indian? 1394 01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:39,717 Hm. 1395 01:09:39,717 --> 01:09:41,094 Combustable mixture. 1396 01:09:41,094 --> 01:09:43,513 Hah. 1397 01:09:43,971 --> 01:09:47,683 I, uh, shouldn't if I were you. 1398 01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:49,977 -I've already asked her, sir. 1399 01:09:49,977 --> 01:09:51,687 And been accepted. 1400 01:09:51,687 --> 01:09:54,732 -She's after a free trip home, you see. 1401 01:09:54,732 --> 01:09:56,776 It's quite a consideration. 1402 01:09:56,776 --> 01:09:59,112 On the other hand, I mean, they don't take an engagement as 1403 01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:02,323 seriously as English girls. 1404 01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:05,493 Why don't you mull it over for a few weeks? 1405 01:10:05,493 --> 01:10:06,994 Hm? 1406 01:10:06,994 --> 01:10:09,372 See a bit less of her. 1407 01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:14,919 -Yes, sir. 1408 01:10:21,634 --> 01:10:23,636 -That was a military police jeep. 1409 01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:25,263 They're on to us, Reg. 1410 01:10:25,263 --> 01:10:26,264 -Just simmer down. 1411 01:10:26,264 --> 01:10:28,099 -We could get shot for this! 1412 01:10:28,099 --> 01:10:29,267 Listen, I shant go alone. 1413 01:10:29,267 --> 01:10:30,935 I shall take you with me! 1414 01:10:30,935 --> 01:10:33,229 So understand, no more. 1415 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:34,689 -I told you this is the payoff. 1416 01:10:34,689 --> 01:10:35,940 Now turn right here. 1417 01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:37,358 -Where are we going now? 1418 01:10:37,358 --> 01:10:39,819 -The rendezvous. 1419 01:10:42,780 --> 01:10:45,116 The Jungle Jamboree. 1420 01:10:48,077 --> 01:10:51,622 ♪spooky music♪ 1421 01:12:08,991 --> 01:12:10,576 Sir Major Drummond, 1422 01:12:10,576 --> 01:12:15,581 our comrade in arms, was not, by his own rueful admission, 1423 01:12:15,831 --> 01:12:17,750 a God-fearing man. 1424 01:12:18,459 --> 01:12:22,380 Indeed, fear was not in his nature. 1425 01:12:23,339 --> 01:12:26,175 But in his care for you, young soldiers, 1426 01:12:26,175 --> 01:12:30,429 he retained many qualities from his previous service as a London 1427 01:12:30,429 --> 01:12:32,223 boy. 1428 01:12:32,223 --> 01:12:37,228 Not least, his devotion to duty, which led to his savage murder. 1429 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:45,611 For he and Captain Savory were on a strictly hush, 1430 01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:48,781 hush mission at the moment of their deaths. 1431 01:12:51,075 --> 01:12:55,079 More I cannot say, it is not meet that should. 1432 01:12:56,330 --> 01:13:01,335 But I will ask to let this atrocity awaken you to our 1433 01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:04,255 danger. 1434 01:13:04,255 --> 01:13:09,260 Like the Britisher in 1941, 42, dozens playing cricket on a lawn 1435 01:13:10,303 --> 01:13:11,679 beside a gothic cathedral. 1436 01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:12,930 And if you said to them,"Look here, 1437 01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:14,473 you should be arming yourselves. 1438 01:13:14,473 --> 01:13:16,267 The yellow men are on the way." 1439 01:13:16,267 --> 01:13:18,519 They'd have answered, "My dear chap, 1440 01:13:18,519 --> 01:13:21,480 Britannia rules the waves, remember? 1441 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:24,692 If their tin pot ships try to sail into Singapore, 1442 01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:27,903 our great guns will pick them off like pigeons." 1443 01:13:28,988 --> 01:13:33,618 Well, as you know, our friends from Tokyo came the other way. 1444 01:13:34,160 --> 01:13:37,580 Down through the mainland riding bikes. 1445 01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:39,498 Cross the causeway, tingaling, 1446 01:13:39,498 --> 01:13:42,335 no more cricket allowed. 1447 01:13:43,252 --> 01:13:45,963 It's not funny sergeant! 1448 01:13:52,803 --> 01:13:56,682 Let us give thanks to God for this ghastly warning. 1449 01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:58,309 Heaven be praised. 1450 01:13:58,309 --> 01:14:00,186 We've heard the bicycle bells in time. 1451 01:14:00,186 --> 01:14:04,857 Look here, makes no odds that this is a song and dance unit. 1452 01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:10,196 Never send to no for whom the bells toll, 1453 01:14:10,196 --> 01:14:12,907 they toll for thee. 1454 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,160 Me. 1455 01:14:17,453 --> 01:14:19,872 All of us. 1456 01:14:26,504 --> 01:14:28,339 -Mrs. Drummond! 1457 01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:34,512 Your husband's death was not in vain. 1458 01:14:34,512 --> 01:14:36,681 I'll ensure that. 1459 01:14:36,681 --> 01:14:38,808 You have my word. 1460 01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:45,481 -One, two, three! 1461 01:14:55,241 --> 01:14:56,575 -All right, Terri. 1462 01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:58,536 That's the fucking lot. 1463 01:14:58,536 --> 01:14:59,912 -Then let's get this show on the road, 1464 01:14:59,912 --> 01:15:00,871 dears! 1465 01:15:00,871 --> 01:15:02,373 -The major wanted us to wait for him. 1466 01:15:03,457 --> 01:15:04,542 -He wants to say a few words. 1467 01:15:04,542 --> 01:15:05,501 -Let us know when she doesn't. 1468 01:15:06,711 --> 01:15:09,130 -Company, attention! 1469 01:15:13,175 --> 01:15:14,135 -Sarge. 1470 01:15:14,135 --> 01:15:15,428 -Sir. 1471 01:15:15,428 --> 01:15:16,429 -Stow that kit. 1472 01:15:16,429 --> 01:15:18,389 -Sir. 1473 01:15:18,973 --> 01:15:19,557 Yours, sir? 1474 01:15:19,557 --> 01:15:20,391 -Yes. 1475 01:15:20,391 --> 01:15:22,518 I'm coming too. 1476 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:24,729 My place is with you. 1477 01:15:25,146 --> 01:15:26,939 Now I dare say, one or two of you, 1478 01:15:26,939 --> 01:15:31,610 are saying to yourself, what use is the old man going to be in a 1479 01:15:31,610 --> 01:15:32,820 show? 1480 01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:36,282 Reckon by the looks of him he's got a tin ear and two left feet. 1481 01:15:37,992 --> 01:15:39,243 -Fair comment. 1482 01:15:39,243 --> 01:15:41,162 -Thank you, sir. 1483 01:15:41,829 --> 01:15:45,499 -But, the tricky situation on the mainland means that you may 1484 01:15:45,499 --> 01:15:50,421 need someone with you who knows his jungle warfare. 1485 01:15:50,671 --> 01:15:52,757 -Sir. 1486 01:15:52,757 --> 01:15:54,508 -Sir. 1487 01:15:54,508 --> 01:15:56,886 -All aboard! 1488 01:16:01,807 --> 01:16:03,184 -Good luck everybody! 1489 01:16:03,184 --> 01:16:05,644 -Major Flowers! 1490 01:16:12,443 --> 01:16:16,322 -Well, I must say, the way some people will creep and crawl. 1491 01:16:16,739 --> 01:16:19,116 Just for a little tiara on their Bengal. 1492 01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:22,912 Are we all ready? 1493 01:16:22,912 --> 01:16:24,038 -Yes! 1494 01:16:24,038 --> 01:16:25,122 -Are we all steady? 1495 01:16:25,122 --> 01:16:26,415 -Yes! 1496 01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:28,042 -Then lights! 1497 01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:29,794 Da-da! 1498 01:16:29,794 --> 01:16:30,961 -Action! 1499 01:16:30,961 --> 01:16:32,630 Da-da! 1500 01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:34,507 -Music! 1501 01:16:34,507 --> 01:16:39,512 Da da da da da da da da da da! 1502 01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:40,805 Hey! 1503 01:16:40,805 --> 01:16:45,810 ♪upbeat show music♪ 1504 01:17:06,789 --> 01:17:08,791 ♪We're sad, you see ♪ 1505 01:17:08,791 --> 01:17:11,794 ♪And on the other hand, we're glad to see♪ 1506 01:17:11,794 --> 01:17:13,087 ♪We've come along tonight♪ 1507 01:17:13,087 --> 01:17:14,588 ♪To join the laughter♪ 1508 01:17:14,588 --> 01:17:16,757 ♪And sing with us♪ 1509 01:17:18,551 --> 01:17:20,761 ♪It's Jamboree♪ 1510 01:17:20,761 --> 01:17:23,848 ♪We're bringing you a Jungle Jamboree♪ 1511 01:17:23,848 --> 01:17:28,477 ♪We got together in this equatorial latitude ♪ 1512 01:17:30,104 --> 01:17:33,607 ♪♪♪ 1513 01:17:48,122 --> 01:17:49,665 -Excuse me. 1514 01:17:56,297 --> 01:17:56,881 Quick, Erika. 1515 01:17:56,881 --> 01:17:58,090 You're almost on! 1516 01:17:58,090 --> 01:17:59,258 -What's the matter with the Erika stuff? 1517 01:17:59,258 --> 01:18:01,343 -Just move it! 1518 01:18:01,927 --> 01:18:04,555 -All right chief, keep your hair on. 1519 01:18:06,265 --> 01:18:07,808 -Listen, miss. 1520 01:18:07,808 --> 01:18:10,728 Will you please take a message to Major Flack for me? 1521 01:18:10,728 --> 01:18:13,188 No more matinees. 1522 01:18:13,188 --> 01:18:15,316 Wearing heavy flocks in this heat shall have me under the 1523 01:18:15,316 --> 01:18:16,066 doctor. 1524 01:18:16,066 --> 01:18:16,942 -Why don't you tell him? 1525 01:18:16,942 --> 01:18:19,653 -You're the only one she listens to. 1526 01:18:19,653 --> 01:18:20,696 What do you get up to together? 1527 01:18:20,696 --> 01:18:22,197 People are beginning to talk. 1528 01:18:22,197 --> 01:18:23,574 -What are you on about? 1529 01:18:23,574 --> 01:18:25,826 -I'll tell you what I'm on about. 1530 01:18:25,826 --> 01:18:29,455 Ever since you-- Ever since you got the tiara, 1531 01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:32,833 Sylvia never sees you. 1532 01:18:34,793 --> 01:18:36,337 You know, Sylvia? 1533 01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:39,006 The one with the bun in the oven that you put there? 1534 01:18:39,006 --> 01:18:41,675 The one you're going to marry and take home to England? 1535 01:18:41,926 --> 01:18:44,720 -He said I should see a bit less of her for awhile. 1536 01:18:45,429 --> 01:18:46,263 He seems to think-- 1537 01:18:46,263 --> 01:18:47,514 -You listen to me, Ada. 1538 01:18:47,514 --> 01:18:48,349 You speak to that girl. 1539 01:18:48,349 --> 01:18:49,224 Tell her you love her! 1540 01:18:49,224 --> 01:18:51,644 -But I don't know what... 1541 01:18:51,644 --> 01:18:54,146 -Set her mind to rest. 1542 01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:55,606 Yes? 1543 01:19:01,111 --> 01:19:02,363 -Trist. 1544 01:19:02,363 --> 01:19:04,281 -Ah, fucking fuck. 1545 01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:07,159 Bust. 1546 01:19:07,159 --> 01:19:09,161 Just my luck, I reckon. 1547 01:19:09,161 --> 01:19:10,537 -I'll lend you some. 1548 01:19:10,537 --> 01:19:12,915 -Oh, thanks, Charlie. 1549 01:19:12,915 --> 01:19:14,083 Hey, Young-Love! 1550 01:19:14,083 --> 01:19:15,042 -Mm? 1551 01:19:15,042 --> 01:19:16,627 -I forgot to give you this. 1552 01:19:16,627 --> 01:19:18,921 Come for you this morning. 1553 01:19:19,213 --> 01:19:21,966 -Thanks, chiefy. 1554 01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:23,175 Hm. 1555 01:19:23,175 --> 01:19:26,470 It's a New Malden postmark, but it's not Susan's writing. 1556 01:19:26,470 --> 01:19:29,264 No. 1557 01:19:29,264 --> 01:19:30,099 -Why don't you open it? 1558 01:19:30,099 --> 01:19:31,266 For the pocket decko. 1559 01:19:31,266 --> 01:19:32,351 Juldy juldy. 1560 01:19:32,351 --> 01:19:33,852 -What's that mean? 1561 01:19:33,852 --> 01:19:35,729 -It's Hindustani. 1562 01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:37,606 -You can't even speak the King's English. 1563 01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:39,608 -I can speak the King's fucking English better than any cockney 1564 01:19:39,608 --> 01:19:40,609 fuck, I know that. 1565 01:19:40,609 --> 01:19:43,237 -Not without f'ing and blinding every other word. 1566 01:19:43,237 --> 01:19:44,989 -Right. 1567 01:19:45,114 --> 01:19:47,324 Time for another five minutes with the swear box. 1568 01:19:47,324 --> 01:19:48,284 -Right. 1569 01:19:48,284 --> 01:19:49,451 -And I'm the referee. 1570 01:19:49,451 --> 01:19:51,870 If I say it's swearing, it is. 1571 01:19:51,870 --> 01:19:53,580 -Not this fucking once today. 1572 01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:54,999 -One. 1573 01:19:54,999 --> 01:19:56,125 -Fuck it. 1574 01:19:56,125 --> 01:19:57,376 -Two. 1575 01:19:57,376 --> 01:19:59,586 -Deal the cards we don't have to fucking talk. 1576 01:19:59,586 --> 01:20:01,088 -Three. 1577 01:20:01,088 --> 01:20:03,048 -How do you stand him, Charlotte? 1578 01:20:03,048 --> 01:20:04,174 -I love him. 1579 01:20:04,174 --> 01:20:06,593 That's how. 1580 01:20:06,927 --> 01:20:08,345 Who's it from, then? 1581 01:20:08,345 --> 01:20:09,680 Susan? 1582 01:20:09,680 --> 01:20:11,223 -My mate, Roy Lawrence. 1583 01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:12,099 -Twist. 1584 01:20:12,099 --> 01:20:14,143 -Tap dancer, wasn't it? 1585 01:20:14,143 --> 01:20:16,478 -I asked him to deliver the silk and lace for Susan's wedding 1586 01:20:16,478 --> 01:20:17,604 dress. 1587 01:20:17,604 --> 01:20:18,939 -Didn't he manage then? 1588 01:20:18,939 --> 01:20:21,567 -Oh, yes, he managed all right. 1589 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:24,028 She's going to marry him instead! 1590 01:20:27,990 --> 01:20:29,825 "Neither of us meant this to happen, 1591 01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:32,244 but we couldn't help ourselves. 1592 01:20:32,244 --> 01:20:35,164 When you come home, I will explain everything." 1593 01:20:37,791 --> 01:20:41,420 I'll say he bloody well explain everything on the double before 1594 01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:43,881 he gets a bunch of fives in his mouth! 1595 01:20:44,131 --> 01:20:46,800 He'll dance to a different tune, believe me! 1596 01:20:50,679 --> 01:20:53,182 I've been keeping myself for her. 1597 01:20:54,767 --> 01:20:56,727 We were tennis partners. 1598 01:20:58,353 --> 01:21:00,731 -She assisted with the magic. 1599 01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:23,003 -Women. 1600 01:21:23,003 --> 01:21:25,255 Fuck 'em. 1601 01:21:37,601 --> 01:21:38,685 Sergeant Bonny. 1602 01:21:38,685 --> 01:21:39,228 -Sir. 1603 01:21:39,228 --> 01:21:40,396 -What are you up to? 1604 01:21:40,396 --> 01:21:41,897 -Stock taking, sir. 1605 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:43,482 Checking the stores. 1606 01:21:43,482 --> 01:21:45,859 Gotta get the frogs all donned and ironed, sir. 1607 01:21:45,859 --> 01:21:47,027 Part of my trade. 1608 01:21:47,027 --> 01:21:47,903 Aren't I backwards? 1609 01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:48,904 -Indeed. 1610 01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:49,988 -Yes sir, backwards. 1611 01:21:49,988 --> 01:21:51,490 Skirts: khaki. 1612 01:21:51,490 --> 01:21:52,324 Type, Sisters Andrews. 1613 01:21:52,324 --> 01:21:54,451 Officer's one, sergeants two. 1614 01:21:54,451 --> 01:21:56,703 -Yes, I see what you mean. 1615 01:21:56,703 --> 01:21:58,664 -Now I find there's been a slip up. 1616 01:21:58,664 --> 01:21:59,665 -Hm? 1617 01:21:59,665 --> 01:22:01,834 -No one's inventoried all these fuckers. 1618 01:22:01,834 --> 01:22:03,127 Boxes of ammo by the look of it. 1619 01:22:03,127 --> 01:22:04,378 -Nobody's going to either. 1620 01:22:04,378 --> 01:22:05,629 Cover them up, yeah? 1621 01:22:05,629 --> 01:22:07,256 Quick! 1622 01:22:07,256 --> 01:22:08,715 That's a good fellow. 1623 01:22:08,715 --> 01:22:10,843 Not a word to a soul. 1624 01:22:10,843 --> 01:22:13,762 Is that clear? 1625 01:22:13,762 --> 01:22:15,347 -Sir? 1626 01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:20,769 Mum is the word. 1627 01:22:26,108 --> 01:22:28,026 -Aye! Ah, ah! 1628 01:22:29,987 --> 01:22:30,571 Look at him. 1629 01:22:30,571 --> 01:22:31,613 Look! 1630 01:22:38,454 --> 01:22:41,248 -Right everyone, the tour of the main town is now over. 1631 01:22:41,832 --> 01:22:44,960 And the time has come to bring a bit of song and dance to those 1632 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:48,213 chaps who suddenly find themselves chasing communistic 1633 01:22:48,213 --> 01:22:50,632 bandits in the ulu. 1634 01:22:51,341 --> 01:22:53,093 The ulu. 1635 01:22:54,136 --> 01:22:56,180 That's the jungle. 1636 01:22:58,515 --> 01:22:59,808 -Well. 1637 01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:02,269 My contract says nothing about ulu! 1638 01:23:04,396 --> 01:23:05,856 I thought we were doing the number one tour, 1639 01:23:05,856 --> 01:23:08,275 sticking to the main roads. 1640 01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:14,865 ♪marching band music♪ 1641 01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:40,224 ♪dramatic music♪ 1642 01:23:41,683 --> 01:23:45,729 -Well sons, at last the real show has begun. 1643 01:23:46,939 --> 01:23:50,442 ♪show music♪ 1644 01:23:50,692 --> 01:23:53,403 -Arriba! 1645 01:23:54,655 --> 01:23:58,242 ♪Have you ever been down in Argentina ♪ 1646 01:23:58,242 --> 01:24:01,870 ♪Have you ever known that special thrill?♪ 1647 01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:05,874 ♪How'd you like to mail a card from Venezuela♪ 1648 01:24:05,874 --> 01:24:09,628 ♪You could find romance in old Brazil!♪ 1649 01:24:09,628 --> 01:24:13,382 ♪And in Valparaiso, girls who roll their eyes so♪ 1650 01:24:13,382 --> 01:24:17,135 ♪That you could not tear yourself away♪ 1651 01:24:17,135 --> 01:24:20,931 ♪Killing underneath the moon!♪ 1652 01:24:20,931 --> 01:24:23,976 ♪The Latin American way!♪ 1653 01:24:23,976 --> 01:24:24,977 ♪Ole!♪ 1654 01:24:24,977 --> 01:24:28,855 ♪The Latin American way!♪ 1655 01:24:43,245 --> 01:24:45,289 ♪show music♪ 1656 01:24:45,289 --> 01:24:46,581 ♪He was born in Oklahoma ♪ 1657 01:24:46,581 --> 01:24:47,916 ♪Where the cowboys are♪ 1658 01:24:47,916 --> 01:24:50,460 ♪Traded in his saddle for an armored car♪ 1659 01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:53,130 ♪He's got a new car round today♪ 1660 01:24:53,130 --> 01:24:55,674 ♪He rides a range that's far away♪ 1661 01:24:55,674 --> 01:25:00,679 ♪And the whole Pacific knows out of all the GI Joes♪ 1662 01:25:01,305 --> 01:25:04,266 ♪He's the pistol packing deputy of Okinawa♪ 1663 01:25:05,475 --> 01:25:06,810 ♪From the wild west to the mystic east♪ 1664 01:25:06,810 --> 01:25:08,270 ♪He's traveled far♪ 1665 01:25:08,270 --> 01:25:10,772 ♪Since the day he handed in his sheriff star♪ 1666 01:25:10,772 --> 01:25:13,483 ♪He's still the fastest on the draw♪ 1667 01:25:13,483 --> 01:25:15,819 ♪And in the jungle he's the law♪ 1668 01:25:15,819 --> 01:25:18,739 ♪The yellow folk don't understand♪ 1669 01:25:18,739 --> 01:25:21,616 ♪He will always get his man♪ 1670 01:25:21,616 --> 01:25:24,703 ♪They call him pistol packing deputy of Okinawa♪ 1671 01:25:24,703 --> 01:25:28,373 ♪O-K-I-N-A-W-A♪ 1672 01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:31,752 ♪Okinawa!♪ 1673 01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:51,730 -And now a short interval so you can all go join your friends for 1674 01:25:51,730 --> 01:25:53,940 a choc ice. 1675 01:25:57,486 --> 01:25:59,112 Major! 1676 01:26:00,697 --> 01:26:03,200 This really is too much. 1677 01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:05,786 What are we doing here? 1678 01:26:05,786 --> 01:26:07,788 -It's all part of the battle for their minds. 1679 01:26:09,331 --> 01:26:11,792 -We must be losing. 1680 01:26:25,889 --> 01:26:28,809 -Rather have one of these Johnnies beside me in the ulu 1681 01:26:28,809 --> 01:26:30,977 than have the brigade of guards! 1682 01:26:30,977 --> 01:26:33,021 -No accounting for tastes. 1683 01:26:33,021 --> 01:26:35,107 -Marvelous trackers. 1684 01:26:35,107 --> 01:26:36,775 Diddly with a blowpipe. 1685 01:26:36,775 --> 01:26:38,235 -Are they? 1686 01:26:39,111 --> 01:26:39,945 -Hello! 1687 01:26:39,945 --> 01:26:40,570 How are you? 1688 01:26:40,570 --> 01:26:42,364 Enjoying yourselves? 1689 01:26:42,364 --> 01:26:44,699 Jolly good! 1690 01:26:44,699 --> 01:26:46,326 Mr. Dennis, have no fears. 1691 01:26:46,326 --> 01:26:48,453 When we arrive at , 1692 01:26:48,453 --> 01:26:51,790 our next and final posting of the tour, 1693 01:26:51,790 --> 01:26:56,294 you'll find a very substantial body of men eagerly awaiting 1694 01:26:56,294 --> 01:26:58,338 what we've brought them. 1695 01:26:59,256 --> 01:27:04,261 ♪marching music♪ 1696 01:27:07,222 --> 01:27:08,265 -Are you the entertainers, sir? 1697 01:27:08,265 --> 01:27:09,433 -Hm? That's right, yes. 1698 01:27:09,433 --> 01:27:10,350 -We've been expecting you. 1699 01:27:10,350 --> 01:27:12,102 -Then, uh, where are you off to now? 1700 01:27:12,102 --> 01:27:13,854 -We've had a report of a terrorist sighting in the 1701 01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:15,188 neighborhood, sir. 1702 01:27:15,188 --> 01:27:17,107 It's, um, too good a chance to miss. 1703 01:27:17,107 --> 01:27:17,941 -Right, fine. 1704 01:27:17,941 --> 01:27:19,776 Well, you take a shift and we'll rig up the stage and do the show 1705 01:27:19,776 --> 01:27:20,569 when you get back. 1706 01:27:20,569 --> 01:27:22,612 Say 19:00 hours? 1707 01:27:22,612 --> 01:27:23,405 -Right, sir. 1708 01:27:23,405 --> 01:27:25,949 -You boys aren't leaving just as your aunties arrive? 1709 01:27:25,949 --> 01:27:28,118 -There's a war on Mr. Dennis! 1710 01:27:28,118 --> 01:27:29,494 -Which is why I'm here. 1711 01:27:29,494 --> 01:27:31,663 To entertain the boys. 1712 01:27:32,330 --> 01:27:35,459 -Plenty of personnel left in camp I take it, captain? 1713 01:27:35,459 --> 01:27:36,877 Mm? 1714 01:27:36,877 --> 01:27:37,961 -Oh. 1715 01:27:37,961 --> 01:27:39,004 Uh. 1716 01:27:39,004 --> 01:27:40,297 Yes, sir. 1717 01:27:40,297 --> 01:27:43,216 There will be about 20 in all, officers and ORs. 1718 01:27:43,216 --> 01:27:45,135 And we'll try to get back as well. 1719 01:27:45,135 --> 01:27:47,220 -Well I hope so dear, after we've come all this way. 1720 01:27:47,220 --> 01:27:47,971 -Yes. 1721 01:27:47,971 --> 01:27:51,016 I'd like a word with you please, captain. 1722 01:27:51,016 --> 01:27:53,768 -You look madly butch in the little gaiters. 1723 01:27:55,437 --> 01:28:00,442 ♪eastern music♪ 1724 01:28:11,745 --> 01:28:13,079 -Right sergeant! 1725 01:28:13,079 --> 01:28:14,789 Lead off. 1726 01:28:22,047 --> 01:28:24,007 -Love the blow pipe. 1727 01:28:24,549 --> 01:28:26,593 Very you. 1728 01:28:29,888 --> 01:28:31,890 Who does your hair? 1729 01:28:34,643 --> 01:28:38,146 ♪dramatic music♪ 1730 01:28:47,906 --> 01:28:49,824 -In there, in there. 1731 01:28:53,537 --> 01:28:55,914 Come on, come on. 1732 01:29:00,043 --> 01:29:05,048 ♪eastern music♪ 1733 01:29:14,307 --> 01:29:17,936 ♪show music♪ 1734 01:29:17,936 --> 01:29:21,231 ♪Come and spend a week down in Costa Rica ♪ 1735 01:29:21,231 --> 01:29:25,527 ♪Come and lose your heart in Veracruz♪ 1736 01:29:25,527 --> 01:29:27,279 ♪Think how you could ♪ 1737 01:29:27,279 --> 01:29:29,155 ♪In lovely Nicaragua♪ 1738 01:29:29,155 --> 01:29:32,826 ♪That's the way we chase away the blues♪ 1739 01:29:32,826 --> 01:29:34,619 ♪Down in old Havana♪ 1740 01:29:34,619 --> 01:29:36,580 ♪Everything's 1741 01:29:36,580 --> 01:29:39,833 ♪No one work and everybody play♪ 1742 01:29:40,292 --> 01:29:44,004 ♪How could you resist a weekend with Batista♪ 1743 01:29:44,004 --> 01:29:47,215 ♪The Latin American way!♪ 1744 01:29:56,474 --> 01:29:58,310 -Thank you so much! 1745 01:29:58,310 --> 01:29:59,519 -Sorry, Mr. Dennis! 1746 01:29:59,519 --> 01:30:01,187 Our chaps will be back soon. 1747 01:30:01,187 --> 01:30:02,272 Well, honestly! 1748 01:30:02,272 --> 01:30:04,149 -They're enjoying it in their own way. 1749 01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:06,568 They'll understand the country. 1750 01:30:11,615 --> 01:30:14,409 -Terri Dennis thanks Gilian Flack for a most enjoyable 1751 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:17,370 engagement in tampon cotex! 1752 01:30:18,079 --> 01:30:21,416 With many happy memories of the star dressing room. 1753 01:30:21,916 --> 01:30:24,336 -And a lovely audience of brave little Gurkhas. 1754 01:30:24,336 --> 01:30:25,462 -Oh don't. 1755 01:30:25,462 --> 01:30:27,756 It's like staying at a pound of prunes. 1756 01:30:27,756 --> 01:30:29,007 -You know what they say. 1757 01:30:29,007 --> 01:30:31,676 They never take out their cookies without drawing blood. 1758 01:30:31,676 --> 01:30:33,053 -I always wanted to put that to the test. 1759 01:30:33,053 --> 01:30:34,137 -Hah. 1760 01:30:34,137 --> 01:30:36,306 -Not another double entendre. 1761 01:30:36,306 --> 01:30:38,224 Hello, Charlotte! 1762 01:30:38,224 --> 01:30:40,810 -Don't you ever tire of changing he to she or calling men by 1763 01:30:40,810 --> 01:30:42,646 women's names? 1764 01:30:42,646 --> 01:30:45,023 -My dear, is it your time of the month? 1765 01:30:46,441 --> 01:30:49,486 -Most men like women and most women like men. 1766 01:30:49,944 --> 01:30:52,322 I think we should behave ourselves more than normal 1767 01:30:52,322 --> 01:30:53,490 people. 1768 01:30:53,490 --> 01:30:55,367 At your age. 1769 01:30:55,367 --> 01:30:58,161 You should be settling down. 1770 01:31:02,874 --> 01:31:04,376 There. 1771 01:31:04,376 --> 01:31:07,629 -But of course you're safe in the arms of Jessica. 1772 01:31:08,296 --> 01:31:11,174 -I'm sorry, did it sound like that? 1773 01:31:11,508 --> 01:31:14,094 My salvationist background. 1774 01:31:14,094 --> 01:31:16,262 -Just you wait till your release comes up. 1775 01:31:16,262 --> 01:31:21,142 Then it's back to England 1948, a far cry from the fleet club, 1776 01:31:21,142 --> 01:31:22,852 duckie. 1777 01:31:23,436 --> 01:31:25,563 -I'm not going back. 1778 01:31:26,106 --> 01:31:27,982 Len's a regular. 1779 01:31:27,982 --> 01:31:30,026 I'm signing on to stay with him. 1780 01:31:32,612 --> 01:31:34,239 -What about his wife? 1781 01:31:34,239 --> 01:31:35,907 -She's not bothered. 1782 01:31:35,907 --> 01:31:38,368 There's plenty of what she wants at home. 1783 01:31:39,327 --> 01:31:42,163 -Len's a lucky man. 1784 01:31:44,082 --> 01:31:46,418 -I'm lucky too. 1785 01:31:51,464 --> 01:31:55,385 ♪show music♪ 1786 01:31:57,345 --> 01:32:01,850 ♪Now we've been far from sunny Saline ♪ 1787 01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:05,395 ♪You've never heard us complain♪ 1788 01:32:05,395 --> 01:32:10,275 ♪And now that we do when out on the rind♪ 1789 01:32:10,275 --> 01:32:13,570 ♪We'll never leave it again♪ 1790 01:32:13,570 --> 01:32:17,407 ♪And once we left those cloudy skies♪ 1791 01:32:17,407 --> 01:32:21,327 ♪You'll hear us saying "howdy guys"♪ 1792 01:32:21,327 --> 01:32:25,248 ♪Once Mr. Blues is on the run♪ 1793 01:32:25,248 --> 01:32:29,794 ♪You'll hear us greeting Mr. Sun♪ 1794 01:32:29,794 --> 01:32:34,799 ♪Oh, we've been content though we've never had a cent♪ 1795 01:32:38,595 --> 01:32:43,600 ♪Because I've had you and you had me♪ 1796 01:32:46,561 --> 01:32:50,648 ♪And every trouble and care♪ 1797 01:32:50,648 --> 01:32:54,819 ♪Seems so much less hard to bear♪ 1798 01:32:54,819 --> 01:32:59,824 ♪Cause we bore them in each other's company♪ 1799 01:33:02,994 --> 01:33:06,414 ♪Through all the storm clouds we've been true♪ 1800 01:33:07,123 --> 01:33:10,418 ♪To one another, just we too♪ 1801 01:33:11,294 --> 01:33:15,381 ♪But now the rainbows in the blue♪ 1802 01:33:15,381 --> 01:33:19,260 ♪The sun will soon be shining through♪ 1803 01:33:19,260 --> 01:33:23,890 ♪And though we've too often strayed♪ 1804 01:33:23,890 --> 01:33:28,186 ♪From the bright side to the shade♪ 1805 01:33:28,186 --> 01:33:33,191 ♪Together we shall never more--♪ 1806 01:33:35,985 --> 01:33:40,990 ♪From the heart of home sweet home♪ 1807 01:34:03,096 --> 01:34:06,349 ♪show music♪ 1808 01:34:09,936 --> 01:34:11,855 -Carry on! 1809 01:34:14,816 --> 01:34:16,401 -Hey! Who comes near? 1810 01:34:16,401 --> 01:34:17,193 Friend. 1811 01:34:17,193 --> 01:34:19,362 -Pass. 1812 01:34:29,205 --> 01:34:31,624 -And now, deception with a difference! 1813 01:34:31,624 --> 01:34:33,751 Brought to you by Love the magician. 1814 01:34:33,751 --> 01:34:35,461 Or for those of you with a little Spanish, 1815 01:34:40,049 --> 01:34:41,467 Yes, well, here she is then. 1816 01:34:41,467 --> 01:34:46,222 Mean, moody, magnificent Erika Young-Love! 1817 01:34:51,853 --> 01:34:55,315 -This is known as the Russian shuffle. 1818 01:34:55,315 --> 01:34:57,233 The Russian shuffle. 1819 01:34:57,233 --> 01:35:00,111 Because as you can see, all the cards are "Russian" from one 1820 01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:01,362 hand to another. 1821 01:35:02,697 --> 01:35:04,532 As a matter of fact, this isn't my usual act at all. 1822 01:35:04,532 --> 01:35:05,909 I'm an operatic tenor. 1823 01:35:05,909 --> 01:35:06,868 I was trained abroad. 1824 01:35:06,868 --> 01:35:08,369 The neighbors made a collection. 1825 01:35:08,369 --> 01:35:09,954 -Too much talk! 1826 01:35:09,954 --> 01:35:12,248 -Sir! 1827 01:35:12,248 --> 01:35:14,417 -Get on with it, man. 1828 01:35:18,546 --> 01:35:23,551 ♪orchestral music♪ 1829 01:35:50,244 --> 01:35:53,915 ♪dramatic music♪ 1830 01:36:02,006 --> 01:36:04,300 -Ah, my assistant Delores. 1831 01:36:06,636 --> 01:36:08,388 My assistant Delores. 1832 01:36:19,023 --> 01:36:20,233 Didn't you see it? 1833 01:36:20,233 --> 01:36:22,485 Tons of bloody ammo, man. 1834 01:36:22,485 --> 01:36:25,113 Magazines, grenades, clips, the lot. 1835 01:36:25,571 --> 01:36:28,199 We must've been carrying it all the way from Singapore. 1836 01:36:28,199 --> 01:36:31,327 -No wonder we had to push that truck up to the Camerons. 1837 01:36:45,967 --> 01:36:48,720 As you see, nothing in the cylinder. 1838 01:36:50,179 --> 01:36:52,181 Completely empty. 1839 01:36:52,598 --> 01:36:54,934 It's like a girl in a short skirt on a windy day. 1840 01:36:54,934 --> 01:36:56,978 Now you see it, now you don't. 1841 01:36:56,978 --> 01:36:58,104 -No smut. 1842 01:36:58,104 --> 01:36:58,771 Thank you. 1843 01:36:58,771 --> 01:37:00,648 -No sir. 1844 01:37:01,399 --> 01:37:04,235 And now I should give it two taps with my magic wand. 1845 01:37:04,986 --> 01:37:06,112 Two taps. 1846 01:37:06,112 --> 01:37:07,488 One hot. 1847 01:37:07,488 --> 01:37:09,323 One cold. 1848 01:37:09,323 --> 01:37:12,910 Hey, presto, simsalla bin! 1849 01:37:15,788 --> 01:37:17,749 Huh. 1850 01:37:17,749 --> 01:37:19,709 There seems to be a slight technical hitch. 1851 01:37:22,086 --> 01:37:23,671 -Jessica. 1852 01:37:23,671 --> 01:37:27,884 ♪dramatic music♪ 1853 01:37:28,468 --> 01:37:31,095 -I'll go and take a look at the generator. 1854 01:37:32,138 --> 01:37:34,223 Soon have it mended. 1855 01:37:34,390 --> 01:37:35,850 Come on. 1856 01:37:35,850 --> 01:37:37,226 -Uh. 1857 01:37:37,226 --> 01:37:41,230 I should perhaps explain that at this moment I'm producing a 1858 01:37:41,230 --> 01:37:44,942 variety of handkerchiefs from the inside of the apparently 1859 01:37:44,942 --> 01:37:47,236 empty cylinder. 1860 01:37:47,945 --> 01:37:50,239 And there they are! 1861 01:37:50,531 --> 01:37:52,241 All tied togeth-- 1862 01:37:52,241 --> 01:37:53,451 Ah! 1863 01:37:53,451 --> 01:37:54,827 -Erik! 1864 01:38:03,044 --> 01:38:04,962 -Erika! 1865 01:38:07,090 --> 01:38:09,342 Erika, what are you doing? 1866 01:38:09,342 --> 01:38:12,470 -He's fallen off the back of the stage. 1867 01:38:12,470 --> 01:38:14,722 -The major's order's were to carry on. 1868 01:38:14,722 --> 01:38:15,640 -Get off. 1869 01:38:15,640 --> 01:38:16,349 What's next? 1870 01:38:16,349 --> 01:38:17,934 -The interruptions. 1871 01:38:17,934 --> 01:38:20,603 -We can't do them without some light. 1872 01:38:20,603 --> 01:38:22,230 -Use these torches. 1873 01:38:22,230 --> 01:38:25,316 -Oh, you're not just a pretty face are you? 1874 01:38:29,403 --> 01:38:29,946 And now! 1875 01:38:29,946 --> 01:38:32,073 May I crave your attention, please, 1876 01:38:32,073 --> 01:38:33,991 for something a little more serious. 1877 01:38:33,991 --> 01:38:35,993 Dramatic recitation by Rudyard Kipling. 1878 01:38:35,993 --> 01:38:36,661 Oh. 1879 01:38:36,661 --> 01:38:38,079 Rudyard Kipling. 1880 01:38:38,079 --> 01:38:39,914 -Thank you Ada. 1881 01:38:39,914 --> 01:38:43,501 By the old Moulmein Pagoda, lookin' eastwards to the sea. 1882 01:38:43,501 --> 01:38:46,754 There's a Burma girl a-settin', and I know she thinks of me; 1883 01:38:46,754 --> 01:38:48,548 For the wind is in the palm-trees-- 1884 01:38:52,593 --> 01:38:53,928 -What's the matter with you, dear? 1885 01:38:53,928 --> 01:38:56,722 -I've been for a job in the officer's mess. 1886 01:38:56,722 --> 01:38:58,099 -Oh, didn't you get it? 1887 01:38:58,099 --> 01:38:59,392 -No! 1888 01:38:59,392 --> 01:39:00,852 -Why not? 1889 01:39:00,852 --> 01:39:03,729 -They wanted a girl who'd been in a mess before. 1890 01:39:03,729 --> 01:39:07,441 ♪show music♪ 1891 01:39:07,441 --> 01:39:09,110 Will you kindly leave the stage and permit me to 1892 01:39:09,110 --> 01:39:10,903 continue? 1893 01:39:10,903 --> 01:39:14,115 For the wind is in the palm trees and the temple bells 1894 01:39:14,115 --> 01:39:16,576 they say-- Where are you going? 1895 01:39:16,576 --> 01:39:17,910 -To milk a cow. 1896 01:39:17,910 --> 01:39:19,412 -In that wig? 1897 01:39:19,412 --> 01:39:20,329 -No. 1898 01:39:20,329 --> 01:39:22,415 In this bucket! 1899 01:39:22,415 --> 01:39:23,541 Who goes there? 1900 01:39:23,541 --> 01:39:25,501 -Major Flack. 1901 01:39:25,751 --> 01:39:26,586 Oh, it's you McGregor. 1902 01:39:26,586 --> 01:39:27,253 -Sir. 1903 01:39:27,253 --> 01:39:29,672 -Try to trace these overhead cables back to the generator. 1904 01:39:29,672 --> 01:39:31,132 Something's on the bink there. 1905 01:39:31,132 --> 01:39:33,843 -For the wind is the palm trees and the temple bells they say-- 1906 01:39:33,843 --> 01:39:34,760 -Excuse me! 1907 01:39:34,760 --> 01:39:37,138 -Excuse me British solider-- What is it? 1908 01:39:37,138 --> 01:39:39,432 -I'm off to buy my wife a new brassiere. 1909 01:39:39,432 --> 01:39:40,474 -What bust? 1910 01:39:40,474 --> 01:39:41,267 Nothing. 1911 01:39:41,267 --> 01:39:42,393 He just wore it out. 1912 01:39:42,393 --> 01:39:44,145 I mean what size! 1913 01:39:44,145 --> 01:39:45,438 14. 1914 01:39:45,438 --> 01:39:50,318 Well I take a seven burler and that fits one of them. 1915 01:39:50,318 --> 01:39:51,611 -Eureka! 1916 01:39:51,611 --> 01:39:55,031 -I will not count another word-- Oh! 1917 01:39:55,031 --> 01:39:57,033 It's fabulous. 1918 01:39:57,033 --> 01:39:59,285 Cut me back to me back to Mandalay! 1919 01:39:59,285 --> 01:40:04,290 Where the flying fishes lay and the dawn comes up 1920 01:40:04,332 --> 01:40:08,127 like thunder and... 1921 01:40:26,854 --> 01:40:27,980 -Ahh! 1922 01:40:27,980 --> 01:40:29,232 Ahh! 1923 01:40:29,232 --> 01:40:34,237 -Ahh! 1924 01:41:01,764 --> 01:41:03,516 -Charlie! 1925 01:41:05,142 --> 01:41:06,769 Charlie! 1926 01:41:09,230 --> 01:41:11,274 Charlie! 1927 01:41:21,659 --> 01:41:23,828 Charlie? 1928 01:41:25,329 --> 01:41:27,581 Charlie? 1929 01:41:47,601 --> 01:41:51,272 -Once again it calls to us to mourn the death of our comrade 1930 01:41:51,272 --> 01:41:53,983 in arms. 1931 01:41:54,358 --> 01:41:57,445 Son Bonny was one of the best. 1932 01:41:59,113 --> 01:42:02,700 Not perhaps bursting with imagination, 1933 01:42:03,909 --> 01:42:07,246 but steady, loyal, dependable. 1934 01:42:07,997 --> 01:42:10,583 Brought up in the slums of Birmingham. 1935 01:42:10,583 --> 01:42:14,462 The darkness and filth of the jungle held no terrors for him. 1936 01:42:20,176 --> 01:42:23,262 And if you'd praised him for playing his part in the defense 1937 01:42:23,262 --> 01:42:26,432 of freedom, he might well have protested. 1938 01:42:26,807 --> 01:42:31,771 Lord, bless my soul, governor, that's a load of humbug and 1939 01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:40,488 A particularly tragic aspect of his death is that I'd recently 1940 01:42:40,488 --> 01:42:44,617 arranged, without his knowledge, to have his wife posted out here 1941 01:42:44,617 --> 01:42:46,702 to join him. 1942 01:42:47,161 --> 01:42:50,915 This was to have been a pleasant surprise on our return to 1943 01:42:50,915 --> 01:42:52,917 Singapore. 1944 01:42:52,917 --> 01:42:56,754 Alas, this happy reunion was not to be. 1945 01:42:57,797 --> 01:42:59,673 ♪trumpet plays♪ 1946 01:42:59,673 --> 01:43:01,926 And as he went down, he said, death, 1947 01:43:01,926 --> 01:43:04,678 where is thy sting? 1948 01:43:04,678 --> 01:43:07,515 And as he went down deeper he said, 1949 01:43:07,515 --> 01:43:10,768 grave, where is thy victory? 1950 01:43:12,144 --> 01:43:14,021 So he passed over. 1951 01:43:15,022 --> 01:43:18,901 And all the trumpets sounded for him on the other side. 1952 01:43:20,027 --> 01:43:25,032 ♪trumpet plays♪ 1953 01:43:58,732 --> 01:44:00,818 -I won't have it. 1954 01:44:05,448 --> 01:44:06,740 Do you hear me? 1955 01:44:06,740 --> 01:44:07,908 I won't have it. 1956 01:44:07,908 --> 01:44:09,493 -Neither will I. 1957 01:44:09,493 --> 01:44:10,661 After the abortion. 1958 01:44:10,661 --> 01:44:11,454 -It's not a laughing matter. 1959 01:44:11,454 --> 01:44:12,163 It's a baby. 1960 01:44:12,163 --> 01:44:14,039 -What difference does it make? 1961 01:44:14,039 --> 01:44:16,167 With all that shooting in the jungle it's a wonder I didn't 1962 01:44:16,167 --> 01:44:17,710 miscarry anyway. 1963 01:44:17,710 --> 01:44:18,461 -It's a miracle! 1964 01:44:18,461 --> 01:44:20,171 That's the point. 1965 01:44:20,171 --> 01:44:22,381 This child is meant to be born. 1966 01:44:22,381 --> 01:44:23,716 -It's a love baby. 1967 01:44:23,716 --> 01:44:27,470 To a black velvet girl with no visible means of support. 1968 01:44:27,470 --> 01:44:29,138 No husband. 1969 01:44:29,138 --> 01:44:30,973 -I'll make him marry you. 1970 01:44:30,973 --> 01:44:32,516 I'll speak to Gilian. 1971 01:44:32,516 --> 01:44:34,226 -He's posted home. 1972 01:44:34,226 --> 01:44:36,395 You're all going home. 1973 01:44:36,812 --> 01:44:38,814 This is the way they deal with it. 1974 01:44:38,814 --> 01:44:40,483 Always. 1975 01:44:50,951 --> 01:44:53,829 Steve's doing more than most would do. 1976 01:44:53,829 --> 01:44:56,957 At least he's paying for the operation! 1977 01:44:56,957 --> 01:44:58,209 -How can you be so tolerant? 1978 01:44:58,209 --> 01:45:00,044 I'd want him dead. 1979 01:45:00,044 --> 01:45:02,713 He doesn't deserve to be the father of your baby. 1980 01:45:05,966 --> 01:45:08,552 -He's not. 1981 01:45:09,386 --> 01:45:11,222 -Not what? 1982 01:45:11,222 --> 01:45:13,098 -The father's dead. 1983 01:45:16,352 --> 01:45:19,271 -Not Regina. 1984 01:45:23,984 --> 01:45:27,029 -What else could I do? 1985 01:45:37,957 --> 01:45:40,292 -Unpack your bag. 1986 01:45:40,751 --> 01:45:42,294 You're not going. 1987 01:45:42,294 --> 01:45:43,420 -Leave it. 1988 01:45:43,420 --> 01:45:45,256 This is the last week it's safe. 1989 01:45:45,256 --> 01:45:47,675 -Trust your aunty, dear. 1990 01:45:48,884 --> 01:45:51,178 She knows. 1991 01:45:51,178 --> 01:45:55,474 ♪marching band music♪ 1992 01:45:55,474 --> 01:45:58,102 Happy scenes at Singapore as another troop ship 1993 01:45:58,102 --> 01:46:00,854 of time-expired men embarking for ol' Blighty shows. 1994 01:46:01,564 --> 01:46:04,608 And amongst them a very special party homeward bound before the 1995 01:46:04,608 --> 01:46:06,193 numbers arrive. 1996 01:46:06,193 --> 01:46:08,404 For as tension mounts in strife toward Malaya, 1997 01:46:08,404 --> 01:46:11,323 the singers and dancers of SADUSEA have run down their 1998 01:46:11,323 --> 01:46:12,992 final curtain. 1999 01:46:12,992 --> 01:46:15,869 The valiant survivors of a brutal terrorist attack can go 2000 01:46:15,869 --> 01:46:18,706 home knowing they've kept the reds off Asia's stage and told 2001 01:46:18,706 --> 01:46:22,084 them in no uncertain terms not to try an encore. 2002 01:46:24,962 --> 01:46:27,006 -Oh. 2003 01:46:29,425 --> 01:46:30,843 Well Charlie. 2004 01:46:30,843 --> 01:46:32,011 We made it. 2005 01:46:32,011 --> 01:46:34,096 -Thank you. 2006 01:46:34,847 --> 01:46:36,890 Some of us. 2007 01:46:36,890 --> 01:46:38,767 After a fashion. 2008 01:46:38,767 --> 01:46:40,769 -I'm not sorry. 2009 01:46:40,769 --> 01:46:42,730 It was all for a good cause, eh? 2010 01:46:42,730 --> 01:46:45,274 Outside of the Blighty empire. 2011 01:46:45,566 --> 01:46:49,028 Even though I'll never know what it's like to have a white girl. 2012 01:46:50,112 --> 01:46:50,988 -You're on time. 2013 01:46:50,988 --> 01:46:52,698 -Sweet. 2014 01:46:52,698 --> 01:46:54,992 We kept the old flag flying, eh? 2015 01:46:56,368 --> 01:46:59,204 -Keeping the old flag flying won't give you back your balls. 2016 01:47:00,456 --> 01:47:02,124 Old Len is live. 2017 01:47:02,124 --> 01:47:04,251 -Oh I reckon if Len could speak to us now, he'd-- 2018 01:47:04,251 --> 01:47:07,046 -He can't though, can he? 2019 01:47:08,672 --> 01:47:11,008 He never could. 2020 01:47:11,008 --> 01:47:12,885 Air-craftsman Eric Young-Love lost an eye in the 2021 01:47:12,885 --> 01:47:15,763 terrorist attack but says the other will be quite enough for 2022 01:47:15,763 --> 01:47:18,807 him to see the white tips of Dover and recognize his fiance 2023 01:47:18,807 --> 01:47:21,393 Susan who will be waiting him in Wimbledon. 2024 01:47:22,686 --> 01:47:24,146 -What do you want to tell him that for? 2025 01:47:24,146 --> 01:47:24,855 -What? 2026 01:47:24,855 --> 01:47:25,898 -Well she isn't, is she? 2027 01:47:25,898 --> 01:47:26,565 -What? 2028 01:47:26,565 --> 01:47:27,441 -Waiting for you. 2029 01:47:27,441 --> 01:47:28,525 She's engaged to the other bloke. 2030 01:47:28,525 --> 01:47:31,862 -Well she can right and well get disengaged at the double. 2031 01:47:32,321 --> 01:47:34,156 If I know my Susan, when she sees me, 2032 01:47:34,156 --> 01:47:37,451 she'll show old Lawrence the door. 2033 01:47:37,785 --> 01:47:38,994 We're going home as heroes. 2034 01:47:38,994 --> 01:47:41,622 Don't forget that. 2035 01:47:42,456 --> 01:47:44,583 Dear everyone at 56. 2036 01:47:44,583 --> 01:47:46,502 Five weeks at sea and I'll be with you all, 2037 01:47:46,502 --> 01:47:49,588 by which time my arm should be mended. 2038 01:47:49,588 --> 01:47:52,049 Give Heather my love, and tell her, 2039 01:47:52,049 --> 01:47:55,678 yes, the army has made a man out of me. 2040 01:47:56,095 --> 01:47:58,555 Partners in dance on stage and newly wed partners in 2041 01:47:58,555 --> 01:48:01,183 real life are Terri and Sylvia Dennis. 2042 01:48:01,183 --> 01:48:04,103 Proud mother to be, Mrs. Dennis was born in India but is looking 2043 01:48:04,103 --> 01:48:08,774 forward to meeting her Welsh granny and having tea. 2044 01:48:08,774 --> 01:48:10,567 It's a happy ending too for Terri, 2045 01:48:10,567 --> 01:48:12,820 who said he came to Malaya simply to give his all for the 2046 01:48:12,820 --> 01:48:16,615 boys in callie jungle green and blue. 2047 01:48:17,324 --> 01:48:22,329 -Well everyone, I'd like to take this last opportunity of 2048 01:48:22,538 --> 01:48:27,292 inviting you for tea should you ever find yourselves in Bath. 2049 01:48:28,669 --> 01:48:30,587 Nothing very remarkable of course, 2050 01:48:30,587 --> 01:48:33,549 only a simple 17th century mill house, 2051 01:48:33,549 --> 01:48:36,969 typically of hundreds throughout the length and 2052 01:48:36,969 --> 01:48:38,721 breadth of England. 2053 01:48:38,721 --> 01:48:40,889 No very brilliant company either, 2054 01:48:40,889 --> 01:48:43,809 only my wife and the Labradors. 2055 01:48:44,768 --> 01:48:49,565 In other words, the ordinary, every day England we've been 2056 01:48:49,565 --> 01:48:51,942 striving to preserve. 2057 01:48:51,942 --> 01:48:53,986 Worth fighting for. 2058 01:48:53,986 --> 01:48:56,572 Worth living for. 2059 01:48:56,572 --> 01:48:59,199 Worth dying for. 2060 01:49:00,492 --> 01:49:02,911 So bon voyage troopers of the half forgotten 2061 01:49:02,911 --> 01:49:04,788 army, you've earned it. 2062 01:49:04,788 --> 01:49:07,541 The people of Singapore thank you too for telling the reds 2063 01:49:07,541 --> 01:49:10,377 that you're not wanted here, and for helping this great trading 2064 01:49:10,377 --> 01:49:12,504 center that got back to its old motto, 2065 01:49:12,504 --> 01:49:15,132 "Business as usual." 2066 01:49:16,550 --> 01:49:20,637 ♪show music♪ 2067 01:49:20,637 --> 01:49:23,640 ♪We're going back ♪ 2068 01:49:23,640 --> 01:49:27,644 ♪To that homely little shack♪ 2069 01:49:27,644 --> 01:49:30,314 ♪On the sunny side ♪ 2070 01:49:30,314 --> 01:49:34,401 ♪Of any street♪ 2071 01:49:36,904 --> 01:49:41,909 ♪We've been too long from the laughter and ♪ 2072 01:49:42,493 --> 01:49:47,498 ♪The song that we'll share with all the folks♪ 2073 01:49:47,581 --> 01:49:50,959 ♪We're going to meet♪ 2074 01:49:51,794 --> 01:49:56,423 ♪So now we've traveled around♪ 2075 01:49:56,423 --> 01:50:01,011 ♪Now's the time to settle down♪ 2076 01:50:01,011 --> 01:50:06,016 ♪And when we're there we'll leave them alone♪ 2077 01:50:08,519 --> 01:50:13,524 ♪From the heart of home sweet home!♪ 2078 01:50:18,362 --> 01:50:22,032 ♪Come see the privates on parade ♪ 2079 01:50:22,032 --> 01:50:26,078 ♪You'll say how rowdy they're displayed♪ 2080 01:50:26,078 --> 01:50:30,123 ♪And when we hear the music of a military band♪ 2081 01:50:30,123 --> 01:50:34,002 ♪You'll be amazed how smartly we can take a stand♪ 2082 01:50:34,002 --> 01:50:38,131 ♪For when the bugle sounds attack♪ 2083 01:50:38,131 --> 01:50:42,094 ♪Up goes the good old Union Jack♪ 2084 01:50:42,094 --> 01:50:46,014 ♪You may as well surrender when you hear our battle cry♪ 2085 01:50:46,014 --> 01:50:47,766 ♪They'll be no more escaping♪ 2086 01:50:47,766 --> 01:50:50,102 ♪When we raise our weapons high♪ 2087 01:50:50,102 --> 01:50:53,522 ♪And in the victory cavalcade♪ 2088 01:50:53,522 --> 01:50:58,151 ♪You'll see the privates on parade♪ 2089 01:51:02,865 --> 01:51:05,075 -Jessica, Christ! 2090 01:51:05,075 --> 01:51:07,369 -Captain Dennis! 2091 01:51:08,161 --> 01:51:10,205 A word in your ear. 2092 01:51:10,205 --> 01:51:12,082 ♪music starts again♪ 2093 01:51:12,082 --> 01:51:15,961 -Why soldiers generally refrain 2094 01:51:15,961 --> 01:51:19,882 from taking Jesus' name in vain? 2095 01:51:19,882 --> 01:51:24,011 One day you'll need to call him in the clamor of a war and he 2096 01:51:24,011 --> 01:51:28,098 would say, look here, you often called on me before! 2097 01:51:28,098 --> 01:51:31,476 I'm an extremely busy bloke. 2098 01:51:31,476 --> 01:51:34,897 You shouldn't use my name in joke. 2099 01:51:35,939 --> 01:51:39,943 ♪♪♪ 2100 01:51:48,285 --> 01:51:51,914 ♪And when we're standing on parade ♪ 2101 01:51:51,914 --> 01:51:56,084 ♪Each with his rifle and grenade♪ 2102 01:51:56,084 --> 01:51:57,961 ♪You'll hear the sergeant cry♪ 2103 01:51:57,961 --> 01:51:59,963 ♪Presenting arms to the right!♪ 2104 01:51:59,963 --> 01:52:01,798 ♪And all the girls declare♪ 2105 01:52:01,798 --> 01:52:04,009 ♪They've never seen such a sight!♪ 2106 01:52:04,009 --> 01:52:07,930 ♪To know that God is on our side♪ 2107 01:52:07,930 --> 01:52:11,975 ♪Makes every private swell with pride♪ 2108 01:52:11,975 --> 01:52:16,063 ♪We'll press upon our enemy until he's in a funk♪ 2109 01:52:16,063 --> 01:52:20,025 -And show him it's no easy thing resisting British spunk! 2110 01:52:20,025 --> 01:52:22,945 ♪He'll feel the forceful fuse♪ 2111 01:52:23,946 --> 01:52:26,865 ♪Of the privates on parade♪ 2112 01:52:27,783 --> 01:52:29,993 ♪On parade♪ 2113 01:52:29,993 --> 01:52:33,497 ♪Parade!♪ 2114 01:52:35,248 --> 01:52:39,086 ♪trumpet plays♪ 144203