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I was a tender
12 years old the first time
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I experienced a deep and
painful loss.
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The cause of her death
is still a mystery to me.
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And I often wonder if there
was anything I could have done
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to prevent it.
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I remember finding
her pale, little body floating
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in the cold, cruel water.
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My mother and stepfather
barely acknowledged
what happened,
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which made the grieving
process even more confusing.
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Being able to persevere
through this tragic loss
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helped me to become
the strong leader I am today.
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And that is why I am
the perfect candidate
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for Northwestern's
liberal arts program.
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Goddamn. I'm good.
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Suck my dick, Emily Dickinson.
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Madison!
Can you check on the turkey?
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Okay.
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Let's do this.
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Haha. Boom.
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Honey,
check the temperature first.
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Yes, Mom. I got it.
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Already did that
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Put the rolls in the oven.
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Fine.
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They're not in the fridge.
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No,
they're in the freezer.
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Yeah, that would be great.
Actually, that reminds me
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Oh, honey.
Will you also pull out the gin?
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It's not in the freezer.
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Yeah, no,
it's in the fridge.
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Ugh. This house is so backwards.
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Got ya!
Holy shit! Jimmy!
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You scared me!
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Mm! Oh, oh.
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I am wearing the necklace
you gave me.
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I gave you that?
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This morning!
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Oh!
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It looks so different
outside the box.
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Honey, did you make sure
that the turkey was 165 degrees?
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Madison! I'm speaking to you!
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Mm-hmm. Yep. Mom, I checked it.
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It's done.
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So, honey,
you're sure it's done?
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The thermometer said 165.
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Well
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Just because it's dark doesn't
mean it's cooked.
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165 degrees. How would you know
that when you're doing that?
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Because I can read, Mom.
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It's all right. I'll just put it
right back in. Excuse me.
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What? Seriously?
Just for a second.
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No, Mom. I checked it.
It's done.
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You know what, I just want to
put it in, so we can make sure
it's crispy and safe.
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Why don't I help with that,
Mrs. Williams?
No! You do not have to help
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with that because it's done.
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Okay. Okay.
No, it's not done.
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Why can you not trust that
I can do anything?
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This is not about you.
This is about the turkey.
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The turkey is done!
The turkey crisps
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Oh my God. Oh! It's so hot!
It's so hot!
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This corn is uh
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tender.
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Yeah. This is a good
opportunity to really
appreciate the sides
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of a dinner and uh
not focus so much on the turkey.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Kids make mistakes all the time.
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I'm not a kid.
I am 18 years old.
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And it was an accident, Mom.
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And some might say that
you were involved.
Hey. Hey! What
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What did everyone do today?
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Oh! Dad and I built a snowman.
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Oh yeah. It's the, uh,
lump of snow outside
with my, uh, clothes on.
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Well, that's great!
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Madison, did you finish
that essay for
your college application?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, Uncle Andy.
II actually did. Um
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Great.
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Mom, did you have a chance
to read it yet?
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I did.
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And?
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Honestly, I don't think there's
any college that's gonna
accept that essay.
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What are you talking about?
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Did you really write
about Goldie?
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Who's Goldie?
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You wrote about your
dead goldfish?
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Look, I know you're upset
with me, but Madison,
you could do better.
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I do not even know why
I bothered to ask your opinion
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on the essay in the first place.
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I mean, you seize every single
opportunity you can
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to criticize me,
so there's that.
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Why didn't you write about
the special bond you have
with Heather?
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Don't write about me.
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Look, I don't know
what's taking so long.
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It's not like you have a job.
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Maybe something more interesting
would happen if you just
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left the house.
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Hey, I was looking
through your photo albums,
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and mini-Madison was so cute.
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Aw. Thanks, Jimmy.
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Remember when mini-Madison
wanted to grow up to be a dog?
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Uh-huh.
Aw, you wanted to be a little mini-muffin?
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Well, there's nothing wrong with
taking social cues
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from man's best friend.
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Mmm, she used to put the food
on the floor
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and try to eat
without her hands.
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Well
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Okay, think we're done
with this subject.
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We could probably move on now,
right?
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Oh my God, she also pooped on
the front lawn.
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No, she didn't!
Dude, yes!
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Oh, she did!
So many times!
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There you are.
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I come bearing gifts.
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Come on.
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We were just joking around.
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I know. They took it
a little too far.
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But, I like being reminded
of mini-Madison.
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I'm just so sick of my parents
still treating me like a child.
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My mother doesn't appreciate
any of the hard work I'm doing.
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Heather is a grade-A bitch.
Andandand Uncle Andy just
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It's like he's the only person
who
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Seriously?
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What?
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No, no, no! No, no, no!
Hey, hey, hey!
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I was listening.
I promise I was listening.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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Heather is a grade-A bitch.
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I'm sorry. Just talk to me.
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I don't know. I just
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I just wish
they'd leave me alone.
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Like, like,
give me my own space.
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Maybe even my own room.
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Like, sharing a room with
Heather is not exactly
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my favorite thing in the world.
You know?
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Ugh. I'm 18. Just like let me
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You know what we need?
What?
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A vacation.
Ha. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's what
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Whoa, I'm not looking at
my phone. Look. I promise.
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No, it's notit's not that.
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There's a light on at
the Becker's house.
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And?
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And they're not home.
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I do not see a light.
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Well something
must have turned it off.
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Maybe the house is haunted.
Yeah.
Definitely.
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Hey! It makes sense. Ghosts mess
with lights all the time.
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It's like a common fact.
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We should go over there
and check it out.
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You want to go
into the haunted house?
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It's not actually haunted,
Jimmy.
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There is no way you're going
to convince me
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to go into a haunted house.
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Mr. and Mrs. Becker?
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It's Madison.
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Hello?
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How long do you think it's been
since someone was here?
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A few months. Probably.
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Are you sure you saw
a light turn on?
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Must've been bad wiring.
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Or bad ghosts.
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Well, if you're convinced
there's ghosts,
we could always
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have a seance.
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I am convinced there are ghosts.
And I don't want to meet them.
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Jimmy. We have two options.
Okay?
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Either, we can stay here,
talk to some ghosts,
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or, uh, we can go back and
talk to my angry mom.
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Ugh.
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Fine. Fuck it.
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Let's talk to some ghosts.
Hm.
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What kind of person punches an
innocent snowman in the face?
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Oh, chill out, dude.
It looked like your ex-boyfriend.
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What? No, it didn't.
What do you want?
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Uh, listen. Could you cover for
me and Jimmy for a bit?
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I mean, Mom and Dad
are pretty hammered,
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Uncle Andy is gonna stay over.
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You probably have some time.
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Okay. Can you just like stuff
some pillows in my bed?
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Make it look like I'm sleeping?
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I don't know if I want to
traumatize Dad like that again.
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You're going to prom this year,
right?
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Well, I would be
honored to supply you
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with a bottle of booze
as a token of my appreciation.
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Two.
Absolutely.
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Deal.
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Perfect.
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What is this?
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Oh. It's a Hodag.
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A Ho-bag?
No. Hodag.
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He's a mythical creature.
It's a Northwoods thing.
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Hm. Well, whatever it is,
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it's going to be our official
seance mascot.
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Oh, shit!
Jimmy!
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Is it bad luck to break
a ho-bag?
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Oh, great Hodag spirit.
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We ask for your forgiveness
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and help us ward off the evil
spirits present in this house.
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And now,
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we will drink
the ceremonial Hodag blood.
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Is there paint in this?
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No. It's beer
with green food dye.
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Ooh. Nice.
Cheers.
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Ah. Okay. Put your hands on
the indicator thing.
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What do you want to ask them?
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Mm. What they want.
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Spirits.
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What do you want?
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Holy shit.
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It's moving.
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S.
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You're moving this, aren't you?
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No! I swear to God,
I'm not moving this.
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S, E
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I can't believe it's moving.
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S, E
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X.
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Sex.
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Sex?
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Oh, you're saying you want
to have sex?
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Jimmy!
Hey, I'm fine with it.
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But, just to be clear,
for the record,
it was your idea.
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Oh, it was my idea? Really?
It was? Shut up.
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Hodag as my witness.
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A Hodag ghost?
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That's not good.
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Protected.
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Whoa! Oh!
Jimmy! Jimmy! Hey, hey!
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We gotta get up. Come on.
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No, Jimmy. Seriously.
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Wake up. Get up. Come on!
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Whoa!
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Oh, my God.
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Do you think anyone else
is in here?
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Is anyone in here?
Jimmy!
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We weren't this high
last night.
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Where's their TV?
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I think they were robbed.
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Do you think they got our weed?
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Shit!
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The gremlin prostitute's gone.
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How did we sleep through
a robbery?
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Hodag's revenge.
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Okay. Well, wewe have to
call the police.
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What? No! No, no,
no, no, no, no, no!
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We can't call the police.
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We'll get in trouble
for breaking and entering!
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Uh, no, we won't.
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But we did. We're trespassers.
We are lawbreakers.
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Yeah, but our broken law is less
bad than the robbers' broken law
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so we're good.
Can we just talk about this?
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Jimmy! No! Jimmy! Jimmy!
No, no, no.
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911.
What's your emergency?
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Jimmy!
Is this an emergency?
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00:16:15,062 --> 00:16:16,729
Hello?
Is anyone there?
255
00:16:16,764 --> 00:16:18,230
Jimmy, absolutely not!
II can hear
you. Is someone hurt?
256
00:16:18,265 --> 00:16:20,461
I'm sending
help over
257
00:16:29,769 --> 00:16:32,671
Sso why did you guys dress up
for Christmas?
258
00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:34,710
Well, we're concerned
citizens
Well, it's actually not what
259
00:16:34,745 --> 00:16:36,078
and we wanted to
check out
it looks like at all.
260
00:16:36,113 --> 00:16:36,845
and we had a seance.
It was her idea
to come over here.
261
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:39,278
My idea?
Enough.
262
00:16:39,313 --> 00:16:41,482
We're gonna have to
separate you two for
the rest of the interview.
263
00:16:42,485 --> 00:16:45,024
Also, please wash
your faces before we continue.
264
00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:51,096
Tell me what happened on
the night of December 25th.
265
00:16:51,131 --> 00:16:52,559
Okay.
266
00:16:53,364 --> 00:16:57,168
Wait, so, what time does
night start?
267
00:16:57,665 --> 00:16:59,632
I can't believe
I gotta babysit.
268
00:17:02,406 --> 00:17:05,242
But, I do get to meet a robber
my first day of the job.
269
00:17:05,277 --> 00:17:07,805
Starting off pretty good.
Starting off pretty cool.
270
00:17:07,840 --> 00:17:10,280
I told you.
We didn't rob this place.
271
00:17:10,315 --> 00:17:12,282
Okay.
Wewe snuck in.
272
00:17:12,317 --> 00:17:16,847
We fell asleep. We woke up,
and we realized it was robbed.
273
00:17:16,882 --> 00:17:18,618
Like, technically,
we helped you guys out.
274
00:17:18,785 --> 00:17:20,752
Okay. All right. Just forget
the part where I said
275
00:17:21,128 --> 00:17:23,557
it was like my first day
on the job. Okay?
I'm not that dumb. All right?
276
00:17:23,592 --> 00:17:25,394
I did train for this.
277
00:17:25,429 --> 00:17:27,165
And then the whole thing flew
in my face.
278
00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:28,562
Oh, my God.
So they were the ones
279
00:17:28,597 --> 00:17:30,399
who originally dropped
the turkey.
Mm-hm.
280
00:17:30,434 --> 00:17:33,171
So, you see, it's not my fault
Christmas dinner got ruined.
281
00:17:33,206 --> 00:17:35,536
Yeah. Well,
in this situation, if anything,
282
00:17:35,571 --> 00:17:37,076
you're the Christmas hero.
283
00:17:37,342 --> 00:17:39,309
I know!
284
00:17:39,344 --> 00:17:40,607
Thank you!
Man!
285
00:17:41,181 --> 00:17:42,708
Why did you enter
the Becker's house?
286
00:17:43,216 --> 00:17:46,481
I know the Beckers.
My family's cabin is next door.
287
00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:50,353
Really? Next door? Interesting.
288
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:54,192
We thought they would appreciate
us keeping an eye on things.
289
00:17:54,359 --> 00:18:01,364
We needed to investigate
and confirm if the house
was haunted.
290
00:18:03,236 --> 00:18:04,862
Okay. Um
291
00:18:05,403 --> 00:18:07,766
What happened after you entered
the premises?
292
00:18:08,241 --> 00:18:12,606
We made sure the premises
were secured, and they were.
293
00:18:12,641 --> 00:18:16,346
Didn't see anything too crazy
at the time.
294
00:18:16,381 --> 00:18:18,480
We assessed the haunted lights
295
00:18:18,515 --> 00:18:21,747
which were also securely
shut down.
296
00:18:22,288 --> 00:18:25,619
And look, I know the Beckers
wouldn't mind us hanging out.
297
00:18:25,654 --> 00:18:30,459
So, so, yeah. We played a board
game. Just lit a few candles.
298
00:18:30,494 --> 00:18:33,231
And then we had a seance.
299
00:18:33,662 --> 00:18:36,333
But we didn't do any
of this other stuff.
300
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:40,733
Did I heardid I hear you guys,
you said you did a seance?
301
00:18:41,406 --> 00:18:43,274
Yeah.
Oh, yeah?
302
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:44,869
So did you, uh
303
00:18:47,808 --> 00:18:48,906
talk to any ghosts?
304
00:18:50,209 --> 00:18:53,284
Dude. There was
a spiritual presence
in the house last night.
305
00:18:53,814 --> 00:18:57,156
I fI felt it when I walked in.
306
00:18:57,521 --> 00:18:59,785
But you did not vandalize
anything in the house?
307
00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:00,819
Absolutely not.
308
00:19:01,788 --> 00:19:04,691
Well, so, there was
a Hodag statue. But
309
00:19:04,726 --> 00:19:05,824
We fixed it.
310
00:19:06,827 --> 00:19:08,827
Well if you didn't rob the house
then who did?
311
00:19:09,962 --> 00:19:11,698
I honestly do not know.
312
00:19:13,372 --> 00:19:16,307
Your boyfriend said that
a Hodag robbed the house.
313
00:19:16,672 --> 00:19:18,507
He said what?
314
00:19:34,723 --> 00:19:37,394
We're still trying to
get in touch with
the Beckers to confirm
315
00:19:37,429 --> 00:19:39,264
your relationship to them.
316
00:19:39,299 --> 00:19:41,365
While I continue
my investigation, I
317
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,335
Whoa. Uh. Our investigation.
318
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:51,573
We have agreed to release them
into your custody
319
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,806
so long as you agree
not to leave the county.
320
00:19:53,841 --> 00:19:55,577
Under any circumstances.
321
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,315
Not leave the county?
I'm sorry, you know,
322
00:19:57,350 --> 00:19:58,877
we have to be in Chicago
tomorrow for work.
323
00:19:59,484 --> 00:20:02,980
Oh, well, I mean that kinda
sounds like a circumstance.
324
00:20:03,015 --> 00:20:04,223
Or, no.
325
00:20:06,326 --> 00:20:07,391
Or we can hold them.
326
00:20:08,328 --> 00:20:09,360
Hold them?
327
00:20:10,463 --> 00:20:12,429
In jail? What? We're supposed
to leave them in jail?
328
00:20:12,728 --> 00:20:13,961
Well
Yeah, that's kinda
how it works.
329
00:20:13,996 --> 00:20:17,731
Babe, what about your brother,
Andy? Maybe he can take them.
330
00:20:17,766 --> 00:20:19,700
Guys,
I can't stay here.
331
00:20:19,735 --> 00:20:21,438
I'm gonna miss Jennifer's
New Year's party.
332
00:20:21,473 --> 00:20:23,638
Oh, I'm sorry. You're gonna miss
Jennifer's New Year's party?
333
00:20:23,871 --> 00:20:25,607
Where is
my responsible daughter?
334
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:26,741
I am responsible, Mom!
What are we doing here?
335
00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:28,209
You just never see that.
No. The police are here.
336
00:20:28,245 --> 00:20:30,810
We're doing this
because I responsibly
reported a robbery.
337
00:20:30,845 --> 00:20:32,612
No.
You stayed in a place you should not have stayed.
338
00:20:32,647 --> 00:20:33,946
Why are so you mean to me?
Also, I stay in a place-Are you kidding me?
339
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:34,981
I don't get to see
my friends
Do not try
340
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:37,389
to out-scream me.
You know what, you go to college
341
00:20:37,424 --> 00:20:38,757
and have a social life.
I would love to go to college
342
00:20:38,792 --> 00:20:40,754
if you would approve my essay.
Every action
has a consequence.
343
00:20:40,789 --> 00:20:42,052
Say something.
344
00:20:42,087 --> 00:20:43,757
-I'd just like
-Don't.
345
00:21:30,971 --> 00:21:33,840
First up, my house rules.
346
00:21:35,745 --> 00:21:39,813
You will forfeit both
your cell phones.
347
00:21:40,684 --> 00:21:42,651
You'll sleep in separate
bedrooms.
348
00:21:43,588 --> 00:21:46,017
You'll get up at six AM
every morning
349
00:21:46,052 --> 00:21:48,789
and make your beds and
what now?
350
00:21:52,993 --> 00:21:54,960
Son of a
351
00:22:06,710 --> 00:22:08,578
Your uncle Andy told me
what happened to his house.
352
00:22:08,613 --> 00:22:10,380
I know you're telling
the truth about the Beckers.
353
00:22:10,415 --> 00:22:13,011
But I'm worried you don't
realize that your actions
have consequences.
354
00:22:13,519 --> 00:22:16,421
You need to take more
responsibility on and
help around the cabin.
355
00:22:16,456 --> 00:22:17,983
So I'm gonna send you a list
of chores to
356
00:22:18,018 --> 00:22:21,360
Looks like they didn't
get everything.
357
00:22:22,154 --> 00:22:23,758
Not the time.
358
00:22:26,895 --> 00:22:28,895
II don't know if
this job is right for you.
359
00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:33,702
Well, we're gonna stay
at the family house.
360
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:35,572
Hop in.
361
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:58,463
I'm beginning to think that
maybe you two
362
00:22:58,498 --> 00:23:00,157
didn't rob the Becker's house.
363
00:23:16,142 --> 00:23:18,615
Oh. Thank you.
364
00:23:33,159 --> 00:23:35,731
Okay. I cannot believe that
there are robbers out there
365
00:23:35,898 --> 00:23:38,503
screwing people over and then
letting us take the fall for it.
366
00:23:38,769 --> 00:23:41,572
Yeah. These are the most
inconsiderate robbers ever.
367
00:23:41,772 --> 00:23:42,969
Okay. You know what?
368
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,544
We need to find these assholes
and then clear our names.
369
00:23:49,241 --> 00:23:51,516
Well, what else
are we supposed to do?
370
00:23:52,211 --> 00:23:54,112
It's practically the Wild West
up here.
371
00:23:55,247 --> 00:23:56,587
We should scour the town
for clues.
372
00:23:57,051 --> 00:23:58,149
Stake out the empty houses.
373
00:23:58,525 --> 00:23:59,854
You will do no such thing.
374
00:24:01,121 --> 00:24:03,693
Why not?
Because you are not
Sherlock Holmes
375
00:24:03,728 --> 00:24:04,760
and this is real life.
376
00:24:05,092 --> 00:24:06,828
But the police think
that we did it.
377
00:24:06,863 --> 00:24:09,226
You are more likely to end up
getting hurt than you are
378
00:24:09,261 --> 00:24:10,700
to catch any robbers.
379
00:24:15,102 --> 00:24:18,576
I'm sorry. I cannot eat this
box macaroni and cheese.
380
00:24:19,271 --> 00:24:20,875
If we're going to be here
for a while,
381
00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:22,679
I'm going to get us some
real food.
382
00:24:25,981 --> 00:24:28,212
Do not go anywhere while
I'm gone.
383
00:24:28,247 --> 00:24:30,720
Remember, your very presence in
this house is enough
384
00:24:30,755 --> 00:24:31,952
to deter a robber.
385
00:25:19,804 --> 00:25:21,639
I know your mom is
being hard on you, but
386
00:25:23,409 --> 00:25:24,675
that's only because we know
how much untapped potential
387
00:25:26,078 --> 00:25:27,344
Honey, life
after high school is hard.
388
00:25:27,379 --> 00:25:30,307
Figuring what you want to do
with your life is hard.
389
00:25:30,342 --> 00:25:33,552
But you need a plan.
Make a goal chart and
390
00:25:33,884 --> 00:25:35,884
Hey, sis.
How's your goal chart?
391
00:25:51,330 --> 00:25:52,604
That was nothing, right?
392
00:25:53,573 --> 00:25:56,069
Yeah. Yeah, that was probably
the heater.
393
00:25:56,940 --> 00:25:59,336
So we don't have to
check it out.
394
00:26:01,076 --> 00:26:02,339
We should definitely
check it out.
395
00:26:02,374 --> 00:26:03,813
Shit!
396
00:26:20,260 --> 00:26:22,095
Okay, I know Andy said
not to do anything,
397
00:26:22,130 --> 00:26:24,933
but I don't think we can just
stay here and do nothing.
398
00:26:24,968 --> 00:26:26,330
Yeah.
399
00:26:26,365 --> 00:26:27,903
I'm not going to
be able to sleep tonight.
400
00:26:29,005 --> 00:26:31,742
You know what?
We could put a lock
on the back door.
401
00:26:32,877 --> 00:26:35,009
Yeah. Let's do that.
402
00:26:39,752 --> 00:26:42,984
Okay. Do you think we should put
some extra lights on timers?
403
00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,887
Yeah! Ooh, let's put the tree
on a timer.
404
00:27:05,437 --> 00:27:08,174
Madison, I found these great
party pop
405
00:27:18,021 --> 00:27:19,383
Too long.
406
00:27:20,155 --> 00:27:21,286
That
407
00:27:22,795 --> 00:27:23,794
That works.
408
00:27:34,202 --> 00:27:35,674
Okay.
409
00:27:38,877 --> 00:27:40,437
Close it. Close it. Close it.
410
00:27:42,045 --> 00:27:43,044
Okay!
411
00:27:48,348 --> 00:27:49,347
What?
412
00:27:56,961 --> 00:27:58,796
Do you even know how to use
that thing?
413
00:27:58,831 --> 00:28:02,195
Nope. But if I could figure it
out, I think it could be useful.
414
00:28:02,230 --> 00:28:03,328
Uh-huh.
415
00:28:11,404 --> 00:28:13,041
What the heck is this?
416
00:28:14,077 --> 00:28:15,439
Okay.
417
00:28:16,475 --> 00:28:17,848
What the?
418
00:28:19,511 --> 00:28:22,479
Absolutely not.
What?
419
00:28:25,088 --> 00:28:26,758
And definitely none of that.
420
00:28:28,091 --> 00:28:29,255
And, actually,
I don't care about that.
421
00:28:29,994 --> 00:28:31,092
Oh, really?
422
00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:32,896
Well, I was 18 once too,
you know.
423
00:28:33,393 --> 00:28:35,965
But I do not drink and
play with knives.
424
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,197
We're just trying to
protect ourselves.
425
00:28:37,232 --> 00:28:39,463
Or at least make some sort of
alarm system.
426
00:28:39,498 --> 00:28:42,103
Well, this is more likely to
harm you than any intruder.
427
00:28:44,503 --> 00:28:46,404
All right.
428
00:28:47,539 --> 00:28:49,847
You want to protect yourselves
like responsible adults?
429
00:28:49,882 --> 00:28:50,881
Yes!
Yes!
430
00:28:55,217 --> 00:28:57,019
What the?
431
00:28:58,990 --> 00:29:00,121
How long has that been there?
432
00:29:00,519 --> 00:29:02,222
A while.
433
00:29:07,295 --> 00:29:08,393
Madison.
434
00:29:11,871 --> 00:29:12,903
Here you go, Jimmy.
435
00:29:16,172 --> 00:29:17,435
Hold it like Madison.
436
00:29:19,208 --> 00:29:20,207
All right.
437
00:29:20,374 --> 00:29:22,077
You have to chamber a round.
438
00:29:23,311 --> 00:29:25,443
Otherwise you'll look
like a fool with no intent.
439
00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:28,215
Oh, so just like
440
00:29:29,922 --> 00:29:31,185
For Pete's sake!
441
00:29:32,388 --> 00:29:34,320
No! No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
442
00:29:40,427 --> 00:29:41,525
Thank you.
443
00:29:46,433 --> 00:29:48,972
These are BB guns.
444
00:29:49,909 --> 00:29:51,073
Take it.
445
00:29:52,643 --> 00:29:55,077
You'll be able to scare
people off, but you won't really
be able to hurt anyone.
446
00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:58,014
Oh, shit!
447
00:29:58,049 --> 00:29:59,081
Jesus Christ.
448
00:30:01,921 --> 00:30:03,184
Justjust take it from him.
449
00:30:06,057 --> 00:30:07,089
Ah.
450
00:30:10,622 --> 00:30:12,864
Here are some items you can
actually use.
451
00:30:17,464 --> 00:30:18,463
A pocket knife?
452
00:30:19,466 --> 00:30:21,301
In the right hands
a pocket knife can provide
453
00:30:21,336 --> 00:30:23,941
a person shelter, food,
and security.
454
00:30:23,976 --> 00:30:26,207
Making it an important asset
to mankind.
455
00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:28,374
Aw. It has such a small blade.
456
00:30:29,608 --> 00:30:31,047
That one has a flashlight.
457
00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:38,956
Okay. So now, we keep watch.
458
00:30:38,991 --> 00:30:41,321
And hope what we fear
will never come.
459
00:32:52,652 --> 00:32:57,292
All quiet on the east side.
All clear on the lake side.
460
00:33:00,165 --> 00:33:02,528
Have there been serial robberies
like this in the past?
461
00:33:03,135 --> 00:33:04,497
Luckily, no.
462
00:33:05,533 --> 00:33:08,072
Well, why do you think they're
breaking in
463
00:33:08,107 --> 00:33:09,502
and robbing people now?
464
00:33:09,768 --> 00:33:12,241
Hard to say.
It's different for each robber.
465
00:33:12,276 --> 00:33:14,540
I think these robberies are
crimes of opportunity.
466
00:33:16,148 --> 00:33:18,313
Do you guys want to watch
Santa Clause Conquers
the Martians ?
467
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:19,776
Ooh.
Santa did what?
468
00:33:19,811 --> 00:33:21,778
It's a really good movie. And!
469
00:33:23,089 --> 00:33:25,155
We can play a really fun
drinking game while we watch it.
470
00:33:26,158 --> 00:33:28,521
We should keep a lookout.
Why?
471
00:33:29,293 --> 00:33:30,721
I mean, the sun is setting.
We're not going to be able
472
00:33:31,097 --> 00:33:32,525
to see much in the dark
anyway.
473
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,495
Can we just take
a short break? Please?
474
00:33:35,530 --> 00:33:39,202
Wouldn't a movie playing deter
people from breaking in?
475
00:33:39,369 --> 00:33:40,665
Or we could play a game!
476
00:33:41,536 --> 00:33:42,602
What game?
477
00:33:42,637 --> 00:33:44,735
Why don't you teach us a game
that you like to play?
478
00:33:45,342 --> 00:33:47,276
Ooh, you show you yours,
I'll show me mine.
479
00:34:09,861 --> 00:34:12,433
Kings are worth four points.
480
00:34:12,468 --> 00:34:15,832
Queens three. Jacks two.
Aces are worth eleven.
481
00:34:15,867 --> 00:34:17,405
And then tens are worth ten.
482
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:19,374
Okay. And nines are nine?
483
00:34:19,409 --> 00:34:21,178
Uh, no. Zero.
What about eights?
484
00:34:21,213 --> 00:34:22,212
Uh, zero.
485
00:34:22,412 --> 00:34:23,411
Seven?
486
00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:26,744
Zero. And, no, you don't play
with any cards under seven.
487
00:34:27,549 --> 00:34:28,845
Ookay.
488
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:30,220
You'll figure it out.
489
00:34:32,356 --> 00:34:34,752
When do you drink?
Whenever you damn well please.
490
00:34:44,764 --> 00:34:47,864
What if the number of points
you score
491
00:34:47,899 --> 00:34:51,241
is the number of seconds
the person to your left
has to drink?
492
00:34:51,375 --> 00:34:53,540
Why must everything turn into
a drinking game?
493
00:34:53,575 --> 00:34:56,378
Now, can we just drink and
play a game?
494
00:34:56,413 --> 00:34:58,215
Let's just play something else!
495
00:35:12,330 --> 00:35:16,233
So, whatever the value
of the card that is in your set
496
00:35:16,268 --> 00:35:18,367
that's the number of seconds
you have to drink.
497
00:35:18,666 --> 00:35:20,600
What are these cards
in the middle here?
498
00:35:20,635 --> 00:35:23,405
Oh, no. It's way easier
to understand
the command cards first.
499
00:35:23,572 --> 00:35:25,770
So if someone flips over an ace,
500
00:35:25,805 --> 00:35:28,344
the person across from them has
to pound the table and shout
501
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:32,414
Two for all. If they don't,
they have to finish their beer.
502
00:35:33,384 --> 00:35:34,680
I'm not playing this game.
503
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,399
Look at their helmets.
504
00:35:50,434 --> 00:35:51,928
Look at his beard.
505
00:36:00,741 --> 00:36:02,279
How long is this movie?
506
00:36:02,314 --> 00:36:04,215
It's 81 glorious minutes.
507
00:36:08,452 --> 00:36:09,583
He said Santa!
Drink!
508
00:36:21,597 --> 00:36:23,828
supposedly frozen
individual moves!
509
00:36:23,863 --> 00:36:25,566
It's rule number nine.
510
00:36:25,601 --> 00:36:29,273
Okay. Andy won.
Wake up. Uncle Andy won.
511
00:36:29,605 --> 00:36:32,606
Every time a Martian gets
attacked by a toy, you drink!
512
00:36:36,348 --> 00:36:38,348
Madison!
Straight line.
513
00:36:38,383 --> 00:36:39,976
I forgot to pack my toothbrush.
514
00:36:40,011 --> 00:36:42,979
Okay. That's a lot of
information. Just keep going.
515
00:36:43,014 --> 00:36:45,586
I can do it myself!
No, Jimmy! Be careful! Just
516
00:36:45,753 --> 00:36:46,852
Oh, don't forget
517
00:36:46,888 --> 00:36:48,391
Shit!
518
00:36:48,426 --> 00:36:50,228
Yeah. That.
519
00:36:50,362 --> 00:36:51,691
I'm okay!
520
00:37:21,624 --> 00:37:24,922
Hey, kiddo.
I thought you went to bed.
521
00:37:27,630 --> 00:37:30,565
I, uh, haven't heard you play
in a while.
522
00:37:31,799 --> 00:37:33,304
Forgot how much I missed it.
523
00:37:34,065 --> 00:37:35,537
Thanks.
524
00:37:39,873 --> 00:37:41,774
So how's our young Jimmy?
525
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:44,645
Alive. For now.
526
00:37:51,423 --> 00:37:52,521
What's on your mind?
527
00:37:56,054 --> 00:37:59,561
Maybe my mom was right.
528
00:38:00,663 --> 00:38:01,562
Probably.
529
00:38:01,598 --> 00:38:04,500
She thinks Jimmy's too immature
for me.
530
00:38:06,669 --> 00:38:07,767
What do you think?
531
00:38:08,066 --> 00:38:10,605
I asked you first.
You did?
532
00:38:10,970 --> 00:38:13,344
Well, do you think that Jimmy's
too immature?
533
00:38:14,974 --> 00:38:18,514
I do not think that Jimmy is
too immature for someone who
534
00:38:18,549 --> 00:38:21,583
does not go to school and
does not have a job.
535
00:38:22,784 --> 00:38:24,553
I knew it. My mom was wrong.
536
00:38:24,918 --> 00:38:26,423
Huh.
537
00:38:26,656 --> 00:38:29,723
Come on! Remind me why
you're with him again?
538
00:38:31,056 --> 00:38:34,464
He's funny.
Yeah, he's amusing sometimes.
539
00:38:34,961 --> 00:38:37,929
But he doesn't realize it.
Okay. But that
540
00:38:38,129 --> 00:38:43,341
is probably because he does not
care what other people think.
541
00:38:43,838 --> 00:38:45,706
Yes, and that was cute
when he was 10.
542
00:38:50,878 --> 00:38:53,043
You know, a first love
is complicated.
543
00:38:53,881 --> 00:38:55,848
Especially with someone
you grew up with.
544
00:39:04,628 --> 00:39:05,759
Phone's dead.
545
00:39:07,466 --> 00:39:08,465
You'll be fine.
546
00:39:09,468 --> 00:39:11,369
I've lived my whole life without
a cell phone.
547
00:39:11,998 --> 00:39:14,867
And I've somehow survived
without it.
Hm.
548
00:39:17,839 --> 00:39:18,838
You know who made that?
549
00:39:19,775 --> 00:39:21,511
Yeah, my dad.
550
00:39:23,746 --> 00:39:24,778
You remember him?
551
00:39:27,112 --> 00:39:28,386
Yeah.
552
00:39:30,588 --> 00:39:36,526
I mean, they're faint memories,
but they exist.
553
00:39:40,928 --> 00:39:42,763
Yeah. Sure.
554
00:39:50,201 --> 00:39:51,838
Guess that's your cue
to go up to bed.
555
00:39:53,039 --> 00:39:55,039
I'll take the first watch
down here.
556
00:39:55,712 --> 00:39:59,076
And I will take the first shift
watching Jimmy.
557
00:39:59,782 --> 00:40:00,913
Good.
558
00:40:04,050 --> 00:40:06,721
Oh, uh, Uncle Andy?
559
00:40:07,955 --> 00:40:10,923
Thanks again. For everything.
560
00:40:13,499 --> 00:40:14,564
Anytime.
561
00:40:57,004 --> 00:40:59,477
Do you think that one
looks like an empty summer home?
562
00:41:01,844 --> 00:41:03,745
Fuck, is that light
always on?
563
00:41:04,583 --> 00:41:06,748
Mm. I don't remember.
564
00:41:08,246 --> 00:41:09,751
What about that one?
565
00:41:11,557 --> 00:41:13,722
Yeah, I think they live
in Chicago.
566
00:41:15,154 --> 00:41:16,252
All right.
567
00:42:50,117 --> 00:42:51,655
Shit!
Just stay there.
568
00:42:51,690 --> 00:42:52,788
We thought no one was in
the house.
569
00:43:09,675 --> 00:43:11,840
Get back over here.
Get over here!
570
00:43:13,745 --> 00:43:15,008
Sit down, old man!
571
00:43:15,747 --> 00:43:17,340
How many other people
are in the house?
572
00:43:18,981 --> 00:43:20,079
Just me.
573
00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:25,821
So, what now?
574
00:43:47,779 --> 00:43:49,779
Shhhh, shhhhh.
575
00:43:50,177 --> 00:43:52,144
Okay, how drunk are you?
576
00:43:53,180 --> 00:43:54,580
Mm.
Okay.
577
00:43:54,615 --> 00:43:56,819
I'm going to take my hand
off your mouth,
but you have to be quiet.
578
00:43:57,283 --> 00:43:58,821
We're being robbed.
What?
579
00:43:58,856 --> 00:43:59,855
Jimmy!
580
00:44:02,057 --> 00:44:04,794
Okay. I need your phone.
I'm gonna call 911.
581
00:44:08,096 --> 00:44:09,799
And your phone is dead.
582
00:44:10,164 --> 00:44:13,198
Yeah. It's my bedtime story.
It helps me sleep.
583
00:44:14,201 --> 00:44:16,366
Okay. Um, I'll just drive
to the police station.
584
00:44:16,742 --> 00:44:18,236
I got our coats. Come on.
Okay.
585
00:44:20,812 --> 00:44:22,680
Hands! Hands!
586
00:44:27,951 --> 00:44:29,148
All right.
587
00:44:34,826 --> 00:44:36,826
Ooh, why don't we try
this sheepshank one?
588
00:44:37,092 --> 00:44:38,762
Huh?
The sheepshank.
589
00:44:39,424 --> 00:44:41,325
I know how to tie
a fucking knot!
590
00:44:44,198 --> 00:44:45,230
Okay.
591
00:44:50,468 --> 00:44:51,709
Madison!
592
00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:05,723
Okay! Jimmy, toss me the keys.
593
00:45:08,024 --> 00:45:10,090
Are you serious? Okay.
594
00:45:11,489 --> 00:45:12,488
All right.
595
00:45:14,228 --> 00:45:15,392
Jimmy.
596
00:45:15,526 --> 00:45:17,130
These are not Andy's keys.
597
00:45:19,002 --> 00:45:21,365
Fuck! They're not?
598
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,873
In what world do you think
that these are Andy's keys?
599
00:45:24,139 --> 00:45:27,371
I'm sorry.
Can we still use them?
600
00:45:27,406 --> 00:45:29,175
No. we cannot still use
601
00:45:32,015 --> 00:45:33,014
What?
602
00:45:38,549 --> 00:45:40,351
I don'tI don't understand.
603
00:45:40,386 --> 00:45:42,221
What's wrong?
I don't know.
604
00:45:42,256 --> 00:45:46,027
Oh, shit. It's a stick. Umm.
Do you know how to drive stick?
605
00:45:47,030 --> 00:45:48,865
No. Do you?
606
00:45:49,428 --> 00:45:50,494
No, of course not.
607
00:45:50,529 --> 00:45:52,330
Why else would I ask you if
I knew how to drive
608
00:45:52,365 --> 00:45:53,431
Holy shit!
Get out of my truck!
609
00:45:53,466 --> 00:45:56,202
It's the fucking Hodags again!
Okay, okay! Okay.
610
00:45:56,237 --> 00:45:57,500
Get the hell out
of my truck!
611
00:46:00,109 --> 00:46:02,142
You're really gonna
want to get out now!
612
00:46:04,445 --> 00:46:07,180
Don't shoot!
Don't shoot! Fuck! Fuck!
613
00:46:09,316 --> 00:46:12,449
Get the fuck out of my
goddamned truck.
614
00:46:15,058 --> 00:46:16,189
Now.
615
00:46:23,935 --> 00:46:26,034
All right. Give me your
cell phone.
616
00:46:26,069 --> 00:46:27,135
They're dead.
You don't have to
617
00:46:27,170 --> 00:46:28,938
Even better.
Give it to me anyway.
You too!
618
00:46:29,468 --> 00:46:31,908
I don't have a cell phone.
That's impossible.
619
00:46:33,472 --> 00:46:34,570
I really don't.
620
00:46:36,211 --> 00:46:37,210
He's telling the truth.
621
00:46:37,608 --> 00:46:39,179
What? I don't understand that.
622
00:46:39,214 --> 00:46:40,576
How can you just not have
a phone?
623
00:46:40,611 --> 00:46:43,546
Fuck. We don't have enough rope
to tie everyone up.
624
00:46:44,021 --> 00:46:47,220
Well, um, why don't we just tie
his shoelaces together?
625
00:46:47,354 --> 00:46:49,156
There's more rope in the garage.
626
00:46:50,225 --> 00:46:51,356
Okay.
627
00:46:54,328 --> 00:46:57,461
Just stay here. Watch them.
Nobody moves.
628
00:46:57,496 --> 00:46:58,561
Yeah. Okay.
629
00:46:59,465 --> 00:47:00,970
Nobody moves!
630
00:47:14,381 --> 00:47:16,953
You know, I actually have to say
I kind of appreciate
631
00:47:16,988 --> 00:47:19,285
how cooperative you guys are
being, 'cause, to be honest,
632
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,893
this is my first time ever
having a hostage.
633
00:47:29,264 --> 00:47:30,428
So, um
634
00:47:31,631 --> 00:47:34,267
have any of you guys ever
been robbed before or anything?
635
00:47:34,533 --> 00:47:36,907
Well, this is the second time I've been robbed.
Oh.
636
00:47:36,942 --> 00:47:39,239
But the first time I've ever
been held hostage.
637
00:47:39,505 --> 00:47:41,978
Oh cool, cool. That's cool.
638
00:47:44,510 --> 00:47:45,542
Umm
639
00:47:47,953 --> 00:47:51,647
Wait a second. I feel like I've
seen you guys before somewhere.
640
00:47:51,682 --> 00:47:55,123
Oh, that's, uh, weird.
641
00:47:55,158 --> 00:47:58,995
Hey, listen, II just,
I'm gonna be honest, you know,
642
00:47:59,030 --> 00:48:01,998
since this is your first
hostage thing.
643
00:48:02,033 --> 00:48:05,628
So this rope that's tying my
legs together,
644
00:48:05,663 --> 00:48:07,003
it seems a little loose.
645
00:48:07,236 --> 00:48:09,434
Really?
Yeah, I um
646
00:48:09,667 --> 00:48:11,942
I don't think he
did a great job with the knot.
647
00:48:12,109 --> 00:48:15,077
Hm. Yeah, the knot's no good.
You should've used
a square knot.
648
00:48:15,310 --> 00:48:16,540
Square knot?
649
00:48:16,575 --> 00:48:18,113
I can teach you.
Yeah?
650
00:48:19,314 --> 00:48:20,313
Okay!
651
00:48:21,987 --> 00:48:24,680
Now you take one end
in each hand.
652
00:48:24,715 --> 00:48:28,992
Okay.
And then you take the right end
653
00:48:29,687 --> 00:48:31,192
and throw it over the left.
654
00:48:31,227 --> 00:48:32,490
Right over left.
Yeah.
655
00:48:33,460 --> 00:48:34,932
And then pull it under.
656
00:48:36,101 --> 00:48:38,034
And then take the left end
and cross it over the right
657
00:48:38,069 --> 00:48:39,200
and then pull that under.
658
00:48:40,269 --> 00:48:43,039
Yeah, that's great. Oh.
That's amazing. Good job!
659
00:48:43,074 --> 00:48:44,634
Yeah.
And then you pull both ends.
660
00:48:45,076 --> 00:48:46,209
Pull both ends. Cool!
661
00:48:46,244 --> 00:48:49,243
It's really simple but it looks
really fancy! Aw, good!
662
00:48:49,476 --> 00:48:51,641
Hey baby,
I made a triangle knot!
663
00:48:51,676 --> 00:48:53,412
Square knot.
A square knot!
664
00:48:53,645 --> 00:48:55,282
Where the fuck is the other kid?
665
00:48:55,449 --> 00:48:57,416
Oh, he was here just a second ago!
Fuck!
666
00:49:00,487 --> 00:49:01,486
Don't shoot!
667
00:49:05,558 --> 00:49:06,656
Get back over here!
668
00:49:07,859 --> 00:49:10,726
What the fuck was that?
It was just a party popper.
669
00:49:10,761 --> 00:49:13,267
A party popper?
It's a homemade alarm system.
670
00:49:13,434 --> 00:49:15,170
Yeah, we set them up all over
the house.
671
00:49:15,205 --> 00:49:17,040
Oh, that's actually
a really good idea.
672
00:49:17,075 --> 00:49:18,206
Oh, is it?
673
00:49:18,571 --> 00:49:21,638
So there's more of these? Jesus.
674
00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:24,443
Here, tie him up with that
fancy new knot you just learned.
675
00:49:25,644 --> 00:49:26,643
It's a square knot.
676
00:49:28,152 --> 00:49:31,120
Um, okay,
if you could just have a seat.
677
00:49:31,155 --> 00:49:33,320
Uh, sure. Right here?
Yeah, okay.
678
00:49:35,753 --> 00:49:37,654
Shit!
679
00:49:48,166 --> 00:49:51,371
Right over
left. Left over right.
680
00:49:51,406 --> 00:49:53,142
Goddamn it!
681
00:49:53,177 --> 00:49:55,639
Air horn?! Air horn?!
682
00:49:55,674 --> 00:49:57,212
I'm gonna kill that kid.
683
00:49:57,247 --> 00:49:58,411
That looks kinda good.
684
00:49:59,414 --> 00:50:01,018
I'm kinda proud of myself.
685
00:50:01,416 --> 00:50:03,746
You little shit!
686
00:50:04,287 --> 00:50:05,682
Outside. Now!
687
00:50:15,166 --> 00:50:18,167
Guys, those are the Hodags!
688
00:50:18,697 --> 00:50:21,401
What Hodags?
You know Hodags aren't real.
689
00:50:21,436 --> 00:50:23,832
No, I know
that Hodags aren't real.
690
00:50:23,867 --> 00:50:27,671
Those are the Hodag masks
that I saw at the Beckers'
last night.
691
00:50:28,410 --> 00:50:30,080
Yeah, Jimmy!
692
00:50:30,247 --> 00:50:33,545
I think we all kind of figured
they were the same robbers.
693
00:50:33,580 --> 00:50:39,617
Yeah. But now you know I didn't
make the Hodag thing up.
694
00:50:39,784 --> 00:50:42,521
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
695
00:50:44,459 --> 00:50:46,459
So what's our next move?
696
00:50:46,857 --> 00:50:48,263
We're going to cooperate.
697
00:50:48,298 --> 00:50:49,297
What?
What?!
698
00:50:49,333 --> 00:50:51,761
I just really feel like
we could fix it.
699
00:50:52,137 --> 00:50:53,664
It's such a tiny little
bullet hole.
700
00:50:53,699 --> 00:50:55,567
I'm not gonna patch tires
with duct tape
701
00:50:55,602 --> 00:50:57,206
like a fucking asshole!
702
00:50:58,509 --> 00:51:00,671
There's a tube of super glue in
that bin that might be of use.
703
00:51:02,312 --> 00:51:04,213
Thank you!
Yeah.
704
00:51:06,877 --> 00:51:09,152
What?
Just go outside.
705
00:51:15,226 --> 00:51:18,623
So we're just gonna sit here
and watch them rob our house?
706
00:51:19,362 --> 00:51:22,330
They have a gun, Madison.
We have a BB gun!
707
00:51:22,365 --> 00:51:26,202
We are going to cooperate so
the situation doesn't escalate.
708
00:51:36,742 --> 00:51:39,578
This isn't working. How are we
gonna get to New Orleans?
709
00:51:39,613 --> 00:51:41,349
New Orleans? You're worried
about New Orleans, baby?
710
00:51:41,384 --> 00:51:43,285
I'm worried about how we get out
of the fucking driveway!
711
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,617
Can't wecan't we just
take their truck?
712
00:51:45,652 --> 00:51:48,389
And leave ours for the police
to find it? Come on.
713
00:51:50,393 --> 00:51:52,789
What is this?
What are you doing?
714
00:51:54,199 --> 00:51:55,891
I am going to make this worth
our time.
715
00:51:55,926 --> 00:51:57,134
What are you
716
00:51:57,664 --> 00:51:59,202
What is
717
00:52:15,814 --> 00:52:16,813
Not the canoe!
718
00:52:18,850 --> 00:52:19,882
Please?
719
00:52:20,423 --> 00:52:21,222
Huh?
720
00:52:22,293 --> 00:52:24,788
My dad, um, made that for me.
Just
721
00:52:24,823 --> 00:52:27,164
it's not worth anything.
I swear.
722
00:52:36,241 --> 00:52:37,240
Thank you.
723
00:52:46,614 --> 00:52:50,715
Uh, could you leave
Santa Clause Conquers
the Martians ?
724
00:52:50,981 --> 00:52:52,816
Seriously?
What?
725
00:52:53,456 --> 00:52:54,554
It's a really good movie.
726
00:52:56,723 --> 00:52:57,522
Doesn't sound that great.
727
00:52:57,988 --> 00:52:59,691
Oh, it's actually highly
entertaining.
728
00:52:59,726 --> 00:53:01,594
Yeah. Okay.
729
00:53:02,333 --> 00:53:03,893
Yes.
730
00:53:04,599 --> 00:53:07,204
Super glue doesn't do shit!
731
00:53:07,866 --> 00:53:09,536
Youyou could use
the spare tire.
732
00:53:09,571 --> 00:53:10,702
I only have one.
733
00:53:10,869 --> 00:53:12,473
But I also have one.
734
00:53:12,805 --> 00:53:15,443
I believe my car keys are on
the kitchen counter.
735
00:53:16,809 --> 00:53:19,645
Shit. Yeah. That'll work.
736
00:53:21,616 --> 00:53:23,748
Missed one. Give me this.
737
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:24,941
Did you guys also want
some water?
738
00:54:25,548 --> 00:54:27,680
Sure!
That would be awesome.
739
00:54:32,456 --> 00:54:37,052
Okay. Oh! Uh, okay.
Here we go. And
740
00:54:39,958 --> 00:54:43,058
Okay, all right, let's see.
741
00:54:46,536 --> 00:54:47,766
Aw!
Some for you.
742
00:54:47,801 --> 00:54:48,932
Thank you!
743
00:54:48,967 --> 00:54:49,833
Oh.
Awesome.
744
00:54:50,474 --> 00:54:52,474
Very much appreciated.
For you!
745
00:54:54,071 --> 00:54:56,346
Okay, yeah! That's good.
746
00:55:01,045 --> 00:55:02,979
Oh. Uh
747
00:55:04,554 --> 00:55:05,553
That's not gonna work.
748
00:55:05,589 --> 00:55:08,820
Um.
You know what?
Therethere's straws,
749
00:55:08,855 --> 00:55:10,987
uh, in the drawer
under the microwave.
750
00:55:15,598 --> 00:55:17,433
Oh, my God, she's so nice!
Mm-hm.
751
00:55:26,411 --> 00:55:27,839
Oh!
Found 'em!
752
00:55:27,874 --> 00:55:30,941
Aw, that is so sweet!
Thank you!
753
00:55:30,976 --> 00:55:32,613
Very kind of you.
And
754
00:55:33,616 --> 00:55:36,617
There and perfect! There we go.
755
00:55:37,488 --> 00:55:38,850
That's good, so
756
00:55:42,053 --> 00:55:45,395
Oh. I guess that's not
really much better.
757
00:55:45,826 --> 00:55:50,895
No. Perhaps if you move those
stools from the other room
758
00:55:51,502 --> 00:55:55,130
in front of us, it might be
a good height for the straws.
759
00:55:55,902 --> 00:55:59,508
That's a great idea! Yeah! Okay.
760
00:56:00,643 --> 00:56:02,511
In here?
Yeah.
761
00:56:02,975 --> 00:56:06,647
That was a great idea.
I get it.
762
00:56:06,913 --> 00:56:08,550
There you go.
Okay!
763
00:56:09,014 --> 00:56:10,387
That's great.
764
00:56:12,721 --> 00:56:14,886
Uh. Can you hold this for me?
765
00:56:17,924 --> 00:56:19,396
And then we'll do this guy.
766
00:56:20,498 --> 00:56:21,629
Here.
Nice!
767
00:56:21,664 --> 00:56:22,795
And uh
768
00:56:23,061 --> 00:56:24,159
Thank you!
769
00:56:25,562 --> 00:56:28,966
This guy, and then, oh yeah!
That's like, perfect.
770
00:56:29,001 --> 00:56:31,540
There ya go! Yeah!
771
00:56:32,136 --> 00:56:33,905
I like your necklace.
Mm?
772
00:56:33,940 --> 00:56:35,412
Oh, thank you!
773
00:56:35,645 --> 00:56:37,172
Can I have it?
What? Oh, uh.
774
00:56:37,207 --> 00:56:39,482
Well, Jimmy gave it to me.
775
00:56:39,517 --> 00:56:40,783
Oh, you can just give it to her.
776
00:56:40,819 --> 00:56:42,683
I got it out of
a vending machine.
777
00:56:42,718 --> 00:56:44,685
I'm sorry, you what?
Oh, boy.
778
00:56:46,084 --> 00:56:47,182
What the hell is this?
779
00:56:47,217 --> 00:56:48,920
Well, they were thirsty. So I
780
00:56:48,955 --> 00:56:50,185
What?
781
00:56:50,220 --> 00:56:51,824
Well, I didn't want to be rude!
782
00:56:53,696 --> 00:56:56,862
Anyany more rude.
You know?
783
00:56:57,502 --> 00:56:59,931
Baby, please.
We are almost out of here.
784
00:57:00,230 --> 00:57:03,165
Just grab some more pillow cases
and meet me in the garage.
785
00:57:09,074 --> 00:57:11,206
Hey, so. What was
the plan with the stools?
786
00:57:11,714 --> 00:57:12,977
What?
787
00:57:14,313 --> 00:57:16,849
The stools? Didn't you have her
move them over here so we could
788
00:57:16,884 --> 00:57:18,048
do something with them?
789
00:57:18,083 --> 00:57:21,084
Listen to me,
we are going to cooperate.
790
00:57:21,284 --> 00:57:23,790
Okay, Uncle Andy.
Let me ask you this.
791
00:57:23,825 --> 00:57:25,088
What happens if that guy snaps?
792
00:57:27,730 --> 00:57:29,565
Do you have those pocket knives
I gave you?
793
00:57:29,963 --> 00:57:31,699
Yeah!
All right, now.
794
00:57:32,196 --> 00:57:33,932
Give me one just in case.
795
00:57:33,967 --> 00:57:35,098
Yeah. It's in my back pocket.
All right.
796
00:57:36,468 --> 00:57:37,870
Oh, you know what?
I'm kinda sitting on it.
Let me justhang on.
797
00:57:39,610 --> 00:57:40,709
Whoa!
Jimmy, be careful!
798
00:57:41,073 --> 00:57:42,171
Jimmy, come back
this way!
799
00:57:43,273 --> 00:57:44,778
Oh, oh.
800
00:57:44,945 --> 00:57:46,241
Got it?
Okay. Got it!
801
00:57:46,276 --> 00:57:47,616
Yeah, right there. Okay!
802
00:57:55,252 --> 00:57:56,559
Ow!
803
00:57:56,594 --> 00:58:00,057
Ow! Oh!
804
00:58:00,290 --> 00:58:02,224
Are you okay?
Is it bad?
805
00:58:02,259 --> 00:58:04,699
Oh, that's a lot of blood.
Is it broken?
806
00:58:04,734 --> 00:58:07,097
The fuck happened?
I got booby-trapped!
807
00:58:07,132 --> 00:58:08,263
You shouldn't have taken off
your mask!
808
00:58:08,298 --> 00:58:09,770
What?
809
00:58:09,805 --> 00:58:11,607
Now they know
who the fuck you are!
810
00:58:11,972 --> 00:58:13,873
Do you have any idea
how fucked we are?
811
00:58:13,908 --> 00:58:16,612
They
weren'tthey're not gonna tell!
812
00:58:16,647 --> 00:58:18,746
Oh, really?
We won't. We promise.
813
00:58:18,781 --> 00:58:20,583
They're not gonna tell!
Stop!
814
00:58:20,618 --> 00:58:21,749
I can assure you we
will not.
815
00:58:21,784 --> 00:58:23,311
I'm actually terrible
with faces.
816
00:58:23,346 --> 00:58:25,049
See, we're good!
No!
817
00:58:25,953 --> 00:58:27,051
Now we need to
818
00:58:28,318 --> 00:58:29,823
We need to talk in private.
819
00:58:38,064 --> 00:58:41,538
We need to get to the basement.
820
00:58:47,843 --> 00:58:49,777
Put that up to your nose.
Come on, keep your head back.
821
00:58:52,375 --> 00:58:54,683
Where are we going?
Just get in the truck.
822
00:58:59,217 --> 00:59:00,282
What are you doing?
823
00:59:02,693 --> 00:59:04,286
Just try not to get blood
everywhere.
824
00:59:10,294 --> 00:59:12,701
Come on. Okay. Get in.
825
00:59:14,771 --> 00:59:16,804
Wait, wait, wait,
wait! The BB gun!
826
00:59:16,839 --> 00:59:17,838
Where the hell is he going?
827
00:59:18,236 --> 00:59:19,708
I don't know!
Jimmy!
828
00:59:21,338 --> 00:59:23,206
Where the fuck did
you go?
829
00:59:23,780 --> 00:59:25,846
Do not make me look for you!
830
00:59:38,861 --> 00:59:41,961
Patrick, baby.
What are you doing?
831
00:59:42,700 --> 00:59:43,699
I'm getting rid of them.
832
00:59:44,328 --> 00:59:45,602
Where are the others?
833
00:59:46,805 --> 00:59:48,000
I don't know. They must be
hiding somewhere in the house.
834
00:59:49,740 --> 00:59:50,838
Wait!
835
00:59:50,873 --> 00:59:53,368
Um.
We can't get rid of him now.
836
00:59:53,876 --> 00:59:55,645
'Cause they'll never come out
if he's dead.
837
00:59:56,076 --> 00:59:59,341
Fuck. This situation
is so fucked!
838
00:59:59,376 --> 01:00:01,882
I'm sorry. Okay, I'll fix it!
839
01:00:02,786 --> 01:00:06,216
Hey kids, you can come out
because we have your dad.
840
01:00:06,251 --> 01:00:08,086
We have your fucking dad!
841
01:00:10,288 --> 01:00:12,222
How do you check for
a pulse again?
842
01:00:18,032 --> 01:00:20,164
He's just unconscious.
843
01:00:22,740 --> 01:00:24,003
Maybe they're upstairs.
844
01:00:30,308 --> 01:00:32,242
Okay, here's our chance.
845
01:00:32,277 --> 01:00:34,409
We'll get out and
we'll get Andy, okay?
846
01:00:37,315 --> 01:00:39,755
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let me try.
847
01:00:39,790 --> 01:00:41,317
Shit.
848
01:00:43,024 --> 01:00:44,991
Just stop. Okay. You're going to
make too much noise. Okay?
849
01:00:45,026 --> 01:00:46,190
The bedroom door
is probably open.
850
01:00:47,325 --> 01:00:48,423
Shit.
851
01:00:49,459 --> 01:00:50,865
Okay. Um
852
01:00:51,164 --> 01:00:52,768
Fuck. Fuck.
853
01:00:54,970 --> 01:00:57,036
Look, is there
another way out of here?
854
01:00:57,071 --> 01:00:58,433
No, there's not another
way out of here.
855
01:00:59,073 --> 01:01:00,677
Well, then what the fuck
are we supposed to do?
856
01:01:03,781 --> 01:01:05,814
We're gonna wait. Yeah.
That's it.
857
01:01:05,948 --> 01:01:06,947
We're just gonna wait.
858
01:01:08,383 --> 01:01:09,917
We're gonna wait and,
um, and the robbers are
gonna leave eventually.
859
01:01:09,952 --> 01:01:11,347
Andand Andy will wake up.
860
01:01:12,955 --> 01:01:15,153
Andy's definitely gonna
wake up. And, uh
861
01:01:15,188 --> 01:01:17,892
No. I've got an idea.
What?
862
01:01:17,927 --> 01:01:19,487
I'm gonna shoot through
the ceiling as a distraction.
863
01:01:19,522 --> 01:01:21,192
You're gonna run up the stairs
when they open the door
864
01:01:21,227 --> 01:01:23,194
Jimmy! Jimmy! Just stop! Okay?
Just stop!
865
01:01:23,768 --> 01:01:28,034
I am so sick
of your stupid ideas
that always end up
866
01:01:28,069 --> 01:01:30,069
with you hurting yourself or
someone else getting hurt.
867
01:01:31,138 --> 01:01:34,810
I'm sorry. I'm just trying to
help us out of a deadly
868
01:01:34,845 --> 01:01:36,044
situation where someone
Okay, look. You know what
869
01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:37,012
is trying to shoot us.
would help? You know what
870
01:01:37,047 --> 01:01:39,309
would help?
Is if you acted like an adult
871
01:01:39,344 --> 01:01:41,212
for five fucking seconds.
872
01:01:41,951 --> 01:01:43,819
I do act like an adult!
I have a job.
Shhh!
873
01:01:43,854 --> 01:01:44,987
I have a job.
874
01:01:45,022 --> 01:01:47,482
I go to work. You just sit here
and write letters about
875
01:01:47,517 --> 01:01:49,759
your fucking stupid goldfish!
876
01:01:49,794 --> 01:01:53,092
You have a job?
You deliver weed.
They pay you in edibles.
877
01:01:53,127 --> 01:01:55,193
Yeah. They do pay me in edibles.
Edibles that you happily eat.
878
01:01:55,228 --> 01:01:56,060
I don't need edibles
to be happy.
879
01:01:56,096 --> 01:01:57,228
What do you need to be
happy, Madison?
880
01:01:57,264 --> 01:01:59,197
Because all I'm trying to do
is fucking make you happy.
881
01:02:03,841 --> 01:02:05,269
I just want to make you happy.
882
01:02:07,405 --> 01:02:09,108
And apparently
I can't do that anymore
883
01:02:09,143 --> 01:02:11,011
no matter how hard I try. So.
884
01:02:36,434 --> 01:02:39,039
I had no idea I was making you
feel like this.
885
01:02:41,978 --> 01:02:42,977
Yeah.
886
01:02:46,378 --> 01:02:48,048
We're gonna need each other
887
01:02:49,953 --> 01:02:51,887
if we're gonna make it through
the rest of the night.
888
01:03:01,492 --> 01:03:02,832
So what now?
889
01:03:03,901 --> 01:03:05,329
Um
890
01:03:07,432 --> 01:03:08,431
We wait.
891
01:03:11,568 --> 01:03:13,073
And hope that Andy wakes up.
892
01:05:20,202 --> 01:05:22,598
Hey, Patrick.
Can you come here, please?
893
01:05:28,210 --> 01:05:29,539
I think he's still alive.
894
01:05:32,379 --> 01:05:35,215
If you find the others,
just shoot them.
895
01:05:36,449 --> 01:05:37,448
Where are you going?
896
01:05:38,616 --> 01:05:39,956
To get rid of him.
897
01:05:48,626 --> 01:05:52,034
Uh. Okay. Wewe have to
get out of here.
898
01:05:52,069 --> 01:05:54,069
We have to get out of here now.
899
01:05:55,369 --> 01:05:56,599
I think I can break this open.
900
01:05:56,634 --> 01:05:58,469
What the hell are you doing?
Jimmy? Ugh!
901
01:05:58,504 --> 01:06:00,108
Shit!
902
01:06:00,374 --> 01:06:02,242
Can't you
903
01:06:05,247 --> 01:06:06,642
I know you're in there.
904
01:06:07,513 --> 01:06:08,611
They found the trap door.
905
01:06:37,114 --> 01:06:38,410
I'm coming in!
906
01:07:10,114 --> 01:07:11,311
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
907
01:07:11,709 --> 01:07:12,708
We should just wait it out.
908
01:07:14,184 --> 01:07:15,550
They'll never find us down here.
909
01:07:15,586 --> 01:07:17,680
And then we can figure out
how to open the door
when they're gone.
910
01:07:20,190 --> 01:07:21,189
This was your plan.
911
01:07:25,426 --> 01:07:26,458
I know.
912
01:07:27,694 --> 01:07:29,164
We have to help Andy, okay.
We can't just wait here anymore.
913
01:07:29,199 --> 01:07:30,429
Madison, Madison!
914
01:07:41,838 --> 01:07:43,211
Hello?
915
01:07:45,149 --> 01:07:46,148
Hello.
916
01:07:48,614 --> 01:07:50,086
My name's Madison.
917
01:07:52,288 --> 01:07:53,287
Okay.
918
01:07:54,554 --> 01:07:56,851
My boyfriend's name
is Jimmy,
919
01:07:56,886 --> 01:07:59,095
and my uncle's name
is Andy.
920
01:07:59,823 --> 01:08:02,593
He's your uncle? I
I thought that was your dad.
921
01:08:03,233 --> 01:08:07,367
Oh. You know what? I could see
how that would be confusing.
922
01:08:07,501 --> 01:08:08,500
Yeah.
923
01:08:09,734 --> 01:08:10,766
So
924
01:08:12,176 --> 01:08:14,572
Patrick.
Is he your boyfriend?
925
01:08:16,378 --> 01:08:17,575
Yeah.
926
01:08:18,941 --> 01:08:20,479
What was your name again?
927
01:08:21,911 --> 01:08:23,383
Christine.
928
01:08:27,290 --> 01:08:31,127
Christine, you don't
have to do this.
929
01:08:32,229 --> 01:08:34,130
What other choice do I have?
930
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:39,663
Well, what do you want?
931
01:08:40,633 --> 01:08:42,402
Well, I don't want to go
to jail.
932
01:08:43,372 --> 01:08:47,671
You won't. No, I promise,
we would all testify for you.
933
01:08:49,279 --> 01:08:52,841
We just have to stop Patrick
and help my uncle.
934
01:08:53,613 --> 01:08:55,811
He'she's really angry.
You don't
935
01:08:56,616 --> 01:08:58,418
You don't know what it's like
when he's angry.
936
01:09:14,535 --> 01:09:16,403
Why are you with him?
937
01:09:19,969 --> 01:09:22,211
He takes care of me, I guess.
938
01:09:24,578 --> 01:09:26,380
Why are you with your boyfriend?
939
01:09:27,845 --> 01:09:28,844
He's fun.
940
01:09:29,715 --> 01:09:31,048
Oh. Okay.
941
01:09:33,686 --> 01:09:37,292
I bet it's really fun
to have somebody else
to boss around, huh?
942
01:09:38,856 --> 01:09:41,329
Oh Christine. Christine,
don't cry, okay!
943
01:09:41,661 --> 01:09:43,298
Everything's gonna be fine.
944
01:09:43,465 --> 01:09:44,695
It's gonna be okay.
945
01:09:45,864 --> 01:09:48,567
Okay.
We just need to help my uncle.
946
01:09:55,444 --> 01:09:56,542
Okay.
947
01:10:05,454 --> 01:10:06,486
Where are you?
948
01:10:08,886 --> 01:10:12,228
Oh, yeah. Um,
we're under the bedroom door.
949
01:10:13,363 --> 01:10:14,362
What?
950
01:10:14,595 --> 01:10:15,627
How is that possible?
951
01:10:17,301 --> 01:10:18,861
You know, just, just close
the bedroom door.
952
01:10:31,513 --> 01:10:32,908
Okay. It's closed.
953
01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:38,353
Has that been here
the whole time?
954
01:10:38,388 --> 01:10:40,322
Yeah. It's crazy, right?
955
01:10:40,357 --> 01:10:41,851
Okay, Jimmy. You got this?
Yeah!
956
01:10:41,886 --> 01:10:43,490
I need the rifle.
No!
957
01:10:43,525 --> 01:10:45,360
No, no! It's gonna be fine.
Okay? I'm not
958
01:10:45,395 --> 01:10:46,691
I'm not gonna hurt Patrick.
Okay?
959
01:10:46,858 --> 01:10:48,528
I'm not gonna hurt him.
Just
960
01:10:48,926 --> 01:10:51,025
Okay. Call 911. All right?
961
01:10:51,060 --> 01:10:52,631
Just tell them you need
an ambulance!
962
01:11:09,419 --> 01:11:10,418
Stop!
963
01:11:13,654 --> 01:11:14,686
Where's Andy?
964
01:11:17,119 --> 01:11:18,426
He's in the canoe.
965
01:11:42,980 --> 01:11:43,979
Drop the axe.
966
01:11:45,752 --> 01:11:46,784
Why?
967
01:11:47,589 --> 01:11:48,588
'Cause it's over.
968
01:11:51,857 --> 01:11:52,955
Really?
969
01:11:52,990 --> 01:11:55,694
Yeah. Christine called the cops.
970
01:11:55,729 --> 01:11:58,059
Yeah. So you might as well
give up now, Patty-boy.
971
01:12:00,602 --> 01:12:01,832
Christine would never do that.
972
01:12:02,098 --> 01:12:04,406
Oh, well she did.
973
01:12:04,738 --> 01:12:07,772
In fact, you're gonna hear
a siren going any minute now.
974
01:12:13,978 --> 01:12:15,483
The police are still coming.
975
01:12:15,881 --> 01:12:19,388
Sheshe definitely called them
before she left.
976
01:12:22,052 --> 01:12:23,458
So what's the plan?
977
01:12:24,461 --> 01:12:26,120
We stand here until the police
never come?
978
01:12:26,155 --> 01:12:27,693
See who gets hypothermia first?
979
01:12:29,466 --> 01:12:30,564
I bet you'll be the first
980
01:12:30,599 --> 01:12:32,027
to lose feeling in your
little fingers.
981
01:12:32,931 --> 01:12:35,063
Well, if we get too cold,
we could just shoot you.
982
01:12:35,505 --> 01:12:36,867
Yeah,
we'll just shoot you.
983
01:12:37,606 --> 01:12:38,737
With your BB gun?
984
01:12:39,168 --> 01:12:42,103
How did you?
But it looks so real!
985
01:12:42,644 --> 01:12:44,039
I could always shoot you
with your gun.
986
01:12:45,779 --> 01:12:46,778
Yeah.
987
01:12:49,046 --> 01:12:51,387
Don't come any closer. No!
988
01:12:51,752 --> 01:12:54,522
I will shoot you.
Do not come any closer.
989
01:12:57,857 --> 01:12:59,461
I don't believe
you have it in you.
990
01:13:02,730 --> 01:13:04,829
You see I've known people
like you my whole life.
991
01:13:04,996 --> 01:13:07,898
You never worked a day. You had
everything handed to you.
992
01:13:09,671 --> 01:13:10,769
No.
993
01:13:11,805 --> 01:13:13,002
You're not gonna shoot me.
994
01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:18,139
Holy shit! I just shot him.
995
01:13:18,944 --> 01:13:20,548
Holy shit! You just shot him.
996
01:13:23,784 --> 01:13:25,080
Oh, my God,
I just killed someone.
997
01:13:25,588 --> 01:13:26,752
You did just kill someone.
998
01:13:28,921 --> 01:13:30,624
Um, Andy?
999
01:13:31,088 --> 01:13:33,528
Andy! Andy! Oh, my God.
Are you okay?
1000
01:13:33,563 --> 01:13:34,562
Are you okay?
1001
01:13:35,092 --> 01:13:36,663
This guy is not okay.
1002
01:13:36,698 --> 01:13:38,632
Are you okay?
You're, like, okay?
1003
01:13:38,667 --> 01:13:39,666
Okay.
1004
01:13:40,769 --> 01:13:41,899
Okay. Are you breathing?
You're breathing. All right.
1005
01:13:41,934 --> 01:13:43,197
Quite the wound.
1006
01:13:43,232 --> 01:13:44,365
Okay. It's going to be okay.
1007
01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:47,069
I don't know what to do.
I need, like, a pressure thing.
1008
01:13:47,808 --> 01:13:50,446
I don't know. Okay.
1009
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:52,943
Oh, that was a noise!
That's good.
1010
01:13:54,584 --> 01:13:57,816
Woah! Jimmy! What the fuck!
1011
01:13:57,983 --> 01:13:59,048
What are you doing?
1012
01:13:59,721 --> 01:14:00,918
I gotta get rid of the body!
1013
01:14:01,217 --> 01:14:03,591
What are you talking about?
What? Why?
1014
01:14:04,121 --> 01:14:05,320
You always have to
get rid of the bodies.
1015
01:14:07,729 --> 01:14:11,533
Okay. Now, we have to figure out
how to clean up all the blood.
1016
01:14:11,568 --> 01:14:15,834
Jimmy, justjustjust stop.
Okay? Justjust
stop everything.
1017
01:14:18,575 --> 01:14:19,673
Oh.
1018
01:14:21,237 --> 01:14:23,006
I guess she did call the police.
1019
01:14:48,572 --> 01:14:51,507
Could you just explain to me
one more time
1020
01:14:53,577 --> 01:14:55,709
what the bubble wrap was
supposed to do?
1021
01:14:57,108 --> 01:14:58,613
I justI don't
1022
01:15:02,113 --> 01:15:03,519
That's the part I don't get.
1023
01:15:08,185 --> 01:15:11,593
We were able to make our case
that we acted in self-defense.
1024
01:15:11,991 --> 01:15:15,993
Though, Jimmy's case was
a little more complicated.
1025
01:15:20,065 --> 01:15:22,032
Christine never made it
to New Orleans.
1026
01:15:22,738 --> 01:15:24,903
She was spotted by
state troopers and arrested
1027
01:15:24,938 --> 01:15:26,608
before she even
got to Illinois.
1028
01:15:31,340 --> 01:15:34,044
Our parents not only forgave
us for all of our stupidity
1029
01:15:34,079 --> 01:15:35,111
but
1030
01:15:36,647 --> 01:15:39,049
they provided
invaluable support
that we gladly accepted
1031
01:15:39,084 --> 01:15:41,788
for the first time
in a long time.
1032
01:15:49,094 --> 01:15:50,929
My Uncle Andy made
a full recovery.
1033
01:15:51,866 --> 01:15:53,833
Well, basically.
1034
01:15:55,503 --> 01:15:58,233
Most nights I envy
his inability to remember
the robbery well.
1035
01:16:04,340 --> 01:16:05,339
Hey.
1036
01:16:06,716 --> 01:16:07,715
Hey.
1037
01:16:19,993 --> 01:16:20,992
Well, and
1038
01:16:32,137 --> 01:16:34,676
It's incredible
how the worst of times
1039
01:16:34,711 --> 01:16:36,139
can bring out
the best in people.
1040
01:16:37,076 --> 01:16:39,373
I never expected that
the worst night of my life
1041
01:16:39,408 --> 01:16:41,749
would help me discover
my best self.
1042
01:16:42,147 --> 01:16:44,246
Though it was an unfortunate
chance that Patrick
1043
01:16:44,281 --> 01:16:46,248
and Christine chose to rob
our house,
1044
01:16:46,987 --> 01:16:49,284
we chose to take
certain actions to
1045
01:16:49,825 --> 01:16:50,824
Wait, we
1046
01:16:51,760 --> 01:16:52,859
We chose to take
certain actions to
1047
01:16:52,894 --> 01:16:55,763
That is super awkward. Uh
1048
01:16:59,769 --> 01:17:01,032
Oh. Okay.
1049
01:17:01,067 --> 01:17:04,706
It was our
1050
01:17:07,106 --> 01:17:10,305
It was our actions that got us
out of the house alive.
1051
01:17:11,176 --> 01:17:12,175
Yeah.
1052
01:17:13,478 --> 01:17:16,278
I realize this is probably not
the answer you were expecting
1053
01:17:16,313 --> 01:17:17,983
when you posed the question,
1054
01:17:18,018 --> 01:17:20,788
'What is the biggest obstacle
that you have overcome?'
1055
01:17:22,187 --> 01:17:25,287
But I assure you that
I bring a unique life experience
1056
01:17:25,322 --> 01:17:27,696
and a proven ability to
work with
1057
01:17:29,898 --> 01:17:31,865
difficult people.
1058
01:17:33,297 --> 01:17:35,671
I have persevered through
the darkest night,
1059
01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:38,267
and I am prepared for
the challenges ahead.
1060
01:17:50,116 --> 01:17:51,819
Madison!
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