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SO THE VERY MERRY CANARY
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FOUND HIS FEATHERS
AND WAS NEVER COLD AGAIN.
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ONCE UPON A TIME--
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AH, RICHIE. HONEY, WE'VE READ
THIS STORY ELEVEN TIMES TONIGHT.
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LET'S GO FOR A EVEN DOZEN.
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NO. IT'S BEDTIME, NOW SAY
GOODNIGHT TO UNCLE CARL.
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GOODNIGHT. SLEEP TIGHT.
DON'T LET THE BED BUGS BITE.
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GOODNIGHT, UNCLE CARL.
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RED FIVE ON THE BLACK SIX.
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RED FIVE ON THE BLACK SIX
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HI, BIG GUY. WHAT YOU DOING.
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PLAYING SOLITAIRE. THAT'S
IN BY MYSELF, SOLO SO LONG.
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OH, COMPRENDE, AMIGO.
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YOU'RE ON UR OWN, YOU
WON'T EVEN NOTICE ME.
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YOU CAN CALL ME
"THE INVISIBLE MAN".
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IN FACT, YOU CAN'T CALL ME
AT ALL BECAUSE I'M NOT HERE.
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OH, RED TEN ON THE BLACK JACK.
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I WISH, I HAD A BLACK JACK.
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HEY, HOW ABOUT AN ACTION
PACKED GAME OF CRIBBAGE.
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I'LL SPOT YOUR 100 POINTS.
NO.
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CANASTA.
NO.
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PINNACLE.
NO.
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HEARTS.
NO.
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OLD MAKE CRAZY EIGHT GOLDFISH.
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GO HOME.
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GIN RUMMY.
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OKAY, ONE HAND.
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BUT WHEN I WIN YOU GO HOME.
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DEAL. GET IT DEAL.
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* IT'S A RARE CONDITION *
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* IN THIS DAY AND AGE *
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* TO READ ANY GOOD NEWS
ON THE NEWSPAPER PAGE *
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* LOVE AND TRADITION
OF THE GRAND DESIGN *
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* SOME PEOPLE SAY
IS EVEN HARDER TO FIND *
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* WELL, THEN, THERE MUST BE
SOME MAGIC CLUE *
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* INSIDE THESE
GENTLE WALLS *
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* 'CAUSE ALL I SEE
IS A TOWER OF DREAMS *
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* REAL LOVE BURSTIN'
OUT OF EVERY SEAM *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* WE'RE GONNA FILL OUR
HOUSE WITH HAPPINESS *
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* THE MOON MAY CRY *
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* WE'RE GONNA SMOTHER
THE BLUES WITH TENDERNESS *
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* WHEN DAYS GO BY *
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* THERE'S ROOM FOR YOU *
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* ROOM FOR ME *
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* FOR GENTLE HEARTS
AND OPPORTUNITY *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* IT'S THE BIGGER LOVE
OF THE FAMILY *
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IT WAS JUST
A LITTLE PRACTICAL JOKE.
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WELL, IT
WASN'T FUNNY.
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HOW WOULD
YOU LIKE IT
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IF I PUT JHERI CURL
IN YOUR DEODORANT?
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LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, EDDY.
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NOW YOU'RE ODOR-FREE,
AND YOUR ARMPITS HAVE BOUNCE.
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STAY ON YOUR TOES,
LAURA,
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BECAUSE I'M
GUNNING FOR YOU.
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I'LL BUY BOOTS
SO I CAN SHAKE IN THEM.
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OOH, LAURA IN BOOTS.
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HE'S ALL YOURS.
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WELL, HE'S
ALL YOURS, EDDIE.
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FACE IT, YOU'RE STUCK.
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EDUCATE ME, EDDO.
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WHY CAN'T I WIN
LAURA'S HEART?
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SHE'S PLAYING
HARD TO GET.
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SHE'S AWFULLY GOOD AT IT.
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SHE MAKES IT
SEEM SO REAL.
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STEVE...
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HEH HEH HEH.
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LAURA'S MY SISTER,
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AND I ONLY WANT
WHAT'S BEST FOR HER.
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AND I'M GOING TO
DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER
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TO GET YOU TWO
CRAZY KIDS TOGETHER.
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PICTURE THIS.
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I'M PICTURING.
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NIGHT.
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NIGHT.
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LAURA.
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LAURA.
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ASLEEP IN BED.
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OOH.
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LAURA'S AWAKENED
BY THE SWEET SOUNDS
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OF AN URKEL SERENADE.
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OOH, SHE'LL BE
PUTTY IN MY HANDS.
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SHE'LL NEVER
FORGET IT.
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HOW CAN I EVER
THANK YOU?
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BELIEVE ME, STEVE.
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THE EXPRESSION
ON LAURA'S FACE
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IS ALL THE THANKS
I NEED.
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OHH.
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* FEELINGS *
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* NOTHING MORE
THAN FEELINGS *
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* TRYING TO FORGET MY *
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* FEELINGS OF LOVE *
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* TEARDROPS *
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STEVE!
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* FALLING DOWN
ON MY FACE *
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GET OUT
OF MY TREE!
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* TRYING TO FORGET MY *
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SHH!
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* FEELINGS OF LOVE *
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* FEELINGS *
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* WHOA, FEELINGS *
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STEVE.
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* WHOA-- *
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OH! OH! AAH!
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AAH!
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STEVE, ARE YOU OKAY?
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YEAH. THE COOPERS'
DOBERMAN BROKE MY FALL.
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[GRRR]
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OOH, BACK,
DAMIAN, BACK!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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LAURA, WHAT IS
GOING ON IN HERE?
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STEVE WAS PRACTICING
HIS ACCORDION.
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HE WOKE ME UP, TOO.
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THAT BOY IS
LOONY-TUNES.
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IF HE DOES IT AGAIN,
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I'LL GRAB HIS BELLOWS
AND MAKE A WISH.
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SO, LAURA,
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DID YOU ENJOY
YOUR SERENADE?
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YOU SET ME UP.
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YEAH.
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* LAURA IS THE FACE
IN THE MISTY LIGHT *
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* FOOTSTEPS THAT YOU HEAR *
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* DOWN THE HALL *
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* THE LAUGH
THAT FLOATS... *
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HEY, GUYS,
IS IT JUST ME,
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OR DOES ANYBODY ELSE
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HAVE THIS INDESCRIBABLE
FEELING OF HAPPINESS?
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INDESCRIBABLE.
MMM.
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COULD IT BE
THE SHEER EUPHORIA
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OF KNOWING STEVE URKEL
IS HUNDREDS OF MILES AWAY?
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HUNDREDS
OF MILES AWAY.
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783.6 MILES
TO BE EXACT.
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WHERE IS HE? HE WAS
TAKING ME SLUG HUNTING.
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OHH. OH, HONEY, SEE,
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STEVE PLAYED HIS
ACCORDION REAL LATE AT NIGHT.
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SOME OF THE
NEIGHBORS GOT CRANKY
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AND THREW BRICKS
AT HIS HOUSE.
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SO HIS PARENTS DECIDED
HE SHOULD VISIT RELATIVES
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FOR A WHILE.
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THEY DUMPED HIM?
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YOU GOT IT.
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BUT ISN'T IT NICE KNOWING
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THAT FOR THE NEXT
TWO WEEKS
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WHEN THAT DOOR OPENS,
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STEVE URKEL WILL NOT BE
ON THE OTHER SIDE?
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HELLO, Y'ALL.
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I'M STEVE'S COUSIN
MYRTLE URKEL.
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COUSIN STEVE TOLD ME ABOUT
THE WONDERFUL WINSLOWS,
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HOW YOU'VE MADE THIS
A HOME AWAY FROM HOME.
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NOW, FOR LITTLE OL' ME COMING
ALL THE WAY FROM BILOXI,
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THIS'LL BE MY HOME AWAY
FROM HOME AWAY FROM HOME.
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[GIGGLES]
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[SNORTS]
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CAT GOT
YOUR TONGUES?
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I KNOW
IT'S GOT MINE.
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NICE TO MEET YOU,
MYRTLE.
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THERE SEEMS TO BE A SLIGHT
FAMILY RESEMBLANCE
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BETWEEN YOU AND STEVE.
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REALLY?
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I NEVER NOTICED.
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YOU GOING TO FINISH
THAT PORK CHOP, BIG FELLA?
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SO, MYRTLE, HOW LONG
ARE YOU GOING TO BE AROUND?
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OH, JUST TWO WEEKS.
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MY PARENTS WOULD
ONLY TAKE STEVE
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IF STEVE'S PARENTS
PROMISED TO TAKE ME.
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SORT OF AN URKEL
EXCHANGE PROGRAM?
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EXACTLY, HONEY.
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SORRY I'M LATE.
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OOH, HOLY CHITLINS.
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UH...
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EDDIE, THIS IS
STEVE URKEL'S COUSIN,
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MYRTLE URKEL.
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MYRTLE, THIS
IS OUR SON EDWARD.
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WELL, HELLO THERE.
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OOH, EDDIE,
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THAT NAME ROLLS OFF
MY TONGUE LIKE HONEY.
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HUH?
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OOH, YOU ARE AS ARTICULATE
AS YOU ARE HANDSOME.
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I'M EVER SO PLEASED
TO MEET YOU.
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OOH, SPARKS.
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WHY, MY PULSE IS RACING,
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MY HEART IS POUNDING,
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AND MY LIPS
ARE ON FIRE.
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HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT ME, SUGAR?
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OOH, RACHEL, THAT LIPSTICK
IS ALL WRONG FOR YOU.
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IT'S DEFINITELY
A GLAMOUR DON'T.
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MYRTLE, I'VE BEEN WEARING
THIS SHADE FOR FIVE YEARS.
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FIVE LONELY YEARS,
I WOULD IMAGINE.
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WELL, HELLO, LADIES.
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HAVING FUN?
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WE'RE HAPPIER
THAN PIGS IN SLOP.
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PLEASE JOIN US,
CARL. PLEASE.
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OH, NO, NO, NO.
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I, UH, WOULDN'T
WANT TO INTERRUPT
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ALL OF THIS...
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FEMALE BONDING.
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NO!
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THAT'S OKAY
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OH, NO. I'LL TAKE
IN A MOVIE.
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YOU TWO STAY
HERE WITH MYRTLE.
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HAVE FUN.
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HE'S THE MOST
CHARMING MAN.
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YOU SHOULD TAKE HIM
BACK TO BILOXI WITH YOU.
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NOW, DON'T YOU
BE GETTING JEALOUS.
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THERE'S ONLY ONE WINSLOW MAN
THAT BUTTERS MY BISCUITS.
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THAT DIVINELY
HANDSOME EDDIE.
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WHEN THAT BOY
SEES MY NEW HAIRDO,
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WHY, HE'S JUST GOING
TO FALL AT MY FEET.
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AND IF THAT
DOESN'T WORK,
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I GOT A FEW MORE TRICKS
UP MY PUFFY SLEEVE.
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UH, MYRTLE...
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YOU KNOW,
YOU'RE A SWEET GIRL,
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BUT HAVE YOU EVER
THOUGHT THAT...
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WELL, MAYBE
EDDIE, UH...
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WELL, MAYBE YOU'RE
NOT EDDIE'S TYPE?
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[GIGGLES]
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[SNORTS]
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FIDDLE-DE-DEE.
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NO BOY CAN RESIST
MYRTLE URKEL,
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THE BELLE OF BILOXI.
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WHY, I'M GOING TO
TAKE THAT BOY
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LIKE GRANT TOOK RICHMOND.
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OH, EDWARD, DUMPLING,
I'M IN CURLERS.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOCKED.
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I LIVE HERE.
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HARRIETTE,
I THINK MYRTLE
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WOULD LIKE TO BE
ALONE WITH HER...
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DUMPLING.
YEAH, YEAH COME ON.
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MOM, I HAVE HOMEWORK!
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I'LL DO IT FOR YOU.
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OOH.
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OOH, MY, YOU LOOK
SCRUMPTIOUS.
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OOH.
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WHY, YOU BIG...
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STRONG...
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HANDSOME...
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YANKEE.
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00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,391
WHY, I DECLARE, JUST
STANDING NEXT TO YOU
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MAKES ME FEEL FAINT.
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MYRTLE, ARE YOU OKAY?
242
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,579
I GUESS, I'M JUST
TOO HOT TO HANDLE.
243
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:55,088
MYRTLE, CAN I GIVE YOU
A LITTLE ADVICE,
244
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,624
YOU KNOW,
BELLE TO BELLE?
245
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,326
I'D BE HONORED.
246
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,395
I REALLY LIKE YOU,
247
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,897
AND I THINK
THAT DEEP DOWN,
248
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,799
EDDIE REALLY
LIKES YOU, TOO.
249
00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,902
I KNEW IT.
I ABSOLUTELY KNEW IT.
250
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,338
BUT HE'S REAL SHY.
251
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,240
YOU GOT TO BE
MORE AGGRESSIVE.
252
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,408
WELL, WHAT MORE
CAN I DO?
253
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:20,980
I'VE ABSOLUTELY EMPTIED
MY AMMO CLIP OF SEDUCTION.
254
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:24,651
WELL, EDDIE ONCE TOLD ME
ABOUT THIS DREAM HE HAD.
255
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:27,187
OOH, SPILL IT
TO ME, SISTER.
256
00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,893
AN INCREDIBLY
BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
257
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,063
STEALS INTO HIS ROOM
258
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,997
IN THE MIDDLE
OF THE NIGHT
259
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:41,034
AND AWAKENS HIM
WITH A KISS.
260
00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:42,935
I'LL DO IT TONIGHT.
261
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:46,406
I SHALL STEAL INTO
MY BELOVED'S ROOM.
262
00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:51,711
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE
EXPRESSION ON THAT BOY'S FACE.
263
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:53,080
ME NEITHER.
264
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,439
AAH!
265
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,430
AAH!
266
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,237
[DOG BARKS]
267
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:57,837
MYRTLE!
268
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,105
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
269
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,107
I'M YOUR DREAM
COME TRUE.
270
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,675
AAH! YOU'RE A NIGHTMARE!
271
00:19:02,742 --> 00:19:04,544
NOW, GO HOME!
272
00:19:06,213 --> 00:19:09,048
HAS MY SOUTHERN
SENSUOSITY FRIGHTENED YOU?
273
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:10,750
STOP THAT!
274
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,485
HEY, HEY!
275
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:14,454
WHAT'S GOING ON
IN HERE?
276
00:19:14,521 --> 00:19:16,623
UNFORTUNATELY NOT MUCH.
277
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,560
KEEP HER AWAY.
SHE'S CRAZY.
278
00:19:20,627 --> 00:19:24,231
CRAZY ABOUT YOU,
YOU BIG HUNK OF HOMINY.
279
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:27,700
BUT TO CONTINUE
CHASING AFTER YOU
280
00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:30,537
WOULD BE HUMILIATING
AND UNWORTHY OF AN URKEL.
281
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:35,575
I, SIR, AM A LADY.
282
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,551
AAH!
283
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,456
A GRAPPLING HOOK?
284
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:51,591
OH, SHOOT.
I BROKE A NAIL.
285
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:57,764
DID YOU ENJOY
YOUR KISS, DUMPLING?
286
00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,266
YOU SET ME UP.
287
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:03,703
LITTLE OL' ME? WHY,
WHATEVER DO YOU MEAN?
288
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,204
HOLD IT, YOU TWO.
289
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:08,908
LAURA, DID YOU ENCOURAGE
MYRTLE TO COME UP HERE?
290
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:09,976
WELL, YES.
291
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,378
ONLY
TO GET EVEN.
292
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,280
EDDIE TOLD STEVE
TO SERENADE ME.
293
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,248
I DON'T CARE,
WHAT EDWARD DID.
294
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,949
YOUR BEHAVIOR IS INEXCUSABLE
295
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,485
YEAH.
296
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:20,487
YOU STARTED
ALL OF THIS?
297
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:22,322
YEAH.
298
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:25,925
IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU'RE
BEING MEAN TO EACH OTHER,
299
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:27,794
BUT YOU'RE BRINGING
STEVE AND MYRTLE INTO THIS.
300
00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:31,230
THAT'S RIGHT, YOU USED
THEM AND HURT THEIR FEELINGS.
301
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,799
TOMORROW WHEN
STEVE GETS BACK,
302
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:36,369
I WANT YOU TO APOLOGIZE TO
HIM AND MYRTLE. UNDERSTOOD?
303
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:37,904
YES, MOM.
YES, MOM.
304
00:20:41,173 --> 00:20:42,775
I'M ASHAMED
OF YOU TWO.
305
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,447
THAT HURTS.
306
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:48,415
YEP.
307
00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:51,351
BUT AT LEAST
WE'RE NOT GROUNDED.
308
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:54,521
BY THE WAY,
YOU TWO ARE GROUNDED.
309
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,429
I'M REALLY SORRY,
MYRTLE.
310
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:04,997
I NEVER MEANT
TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS.
311
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,232
I SEE.
312
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:09,702
AND, STEVE.
I'M SORRY, TOO.
313
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,438
MM-HMM.
314
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,840
SO YOU THINK YOU GUYS
CAN FORGIVE US?
315
00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,241
COUSIN STEVE AND I
316
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:17,810
NEED TO CHEW ON THAT
ONE FOR A SPELL.
317
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:24,951
IT'S YOUR WAY, WE'LL
BE IN THE LIVING ROOM.
318
00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,389
WELL, WHAT
DO YOU THINK?
319
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:31,057
WELL, WHAT
DO YOU THINK?
320
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:34,927
IT'S OBVIOUS THAT EDDIE
AND LAURA USED US.
321
00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:36,863
AND ABUSED US.
322
00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,866
YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT MEANS, DON'T YOU?
323
00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:42,369
I MOST CERTAINLY DO.
324
00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:44,804
THEY LOVE US!
THEY LOVE US!
325
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:51,043
EDDIE, DO YOU REALIZE THERE
ARE TWO URKELS IN THE KITCHEN?
326
00:21:51,110 --> 00:21:52,178
YEAH.
327
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,914
BUT AT LEAST MINE'S
GOING HOME SOON.
328
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:03,890
LAURA.
329
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:04,924
EDDIE.
330
00:22:04,991 --> 00:22:06,526
WE TALKED IT OVER...
331
00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:09,228
AND WE DECIDED THAT...
332
00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:13,466
WE FORGIVE YOU!
WE FORGIVE YOU!
333
00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:16,503
AND THERE'S MORE GOOD NEWS.
TELL THEM, MYRTLE.
334
00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:17,970
I'M TRYING TO
TALK BIG DADDY
335
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:19,472
INTO SELLING
URKEL OAKS
336
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:23,510
SO WE CAN
MOVE UP HERE.
337
00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,578
THEN WE'LL ALL
BE TOGETHER...
338
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:28,014
FOREVER!
FOREVER!
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