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Harriette.
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Oh, harriette.
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Harriette!
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I can't find my shoes.
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Those things on your feet
Look shoelike.
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Not these.
My red flats.
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Laura, have you
Seen them?
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Nope. Sorry.
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I bet rachel
Has them.
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She's been borrowing my stuff
Since high school.
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We're late.
Can we please go?
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This has been going on
For 20 years.
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Who does she think we are,
The doublemint twins?
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Laura...
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Have you seen my red jacket
With the beads?
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Nope. Sorry.
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I'll bet harriette
Took it.
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She's been borrowing
My stuff since high school.
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Make me sick.
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My stuff's my stuff.
It's not her stuff.
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That's why they
Call it my stuff.
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I thought they'd
Never leave.
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Well, I'm
Out of here.
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Hey! That's my purse.
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Whoops! Later...
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill
Our house with happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you,
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Richie, why are you
Playing with your food?
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* they say I'm crazy *
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* I can do
What I wanna do *
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* it's my prerogative *
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Sorry. We've been
Listening to bobby brown.
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What's prerogative mean?
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It means...Don't
Play with your food.
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Laura, how was
Career day?
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My grades
Are good enough
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To get into
Harvard law school.
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Harvard!
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That's my girl.
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Ah, just how much is it to go to
Harvard law school these days?
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Sixteen thousand
Dollars a year.
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Ooh! Ooh! Mm-hmm.
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Somebody get the smellin' salt.
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Of course you'd save a lot
If I got a scholarship.
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Why are you wasting
Your time eatin'? Go study.
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Edward,
What about you?
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What are your plans
For the future?
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Rock star.
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That's it?
That's your plan?
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Son, it might be wise
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To have something else
To fall back on.
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No problem, dad.
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I can be a model.
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Are you going to be
The before or the after?
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Hey, dad.
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I thought you were
Going to the movies.
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I was,
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But jolene
Ran out of money.
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Women.
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Yeah.
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Edward, I think it's time
To have our little talk.
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Oh, no! Dad...Is this
Phase two of
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"What I'll do
In the future"?
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Yes, edward.
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I should've sprung
For the movie.
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Son...
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Sometimes in life,
We agonize over decisions
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And then later on
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Realize they weren't
All that important.
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But, edward,
Choosing a career
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Is important.
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Now, aside
From a rock star--
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Or model.
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Or model...
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What else would you
Like to be?
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I honestly don't know.
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I mean, I thought
About it a lot.
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I thought and thought
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And thought
Until my head hurt.
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Let me ask you this.
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Are you open to
Career suggestions?
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Sure. What do you got?
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Have you ever thought
About being a policeman?
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I mean, not really.
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Edward, police work
Is substantial and satisfying.
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It's a job
You can be proud of.
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It's also
A family tradition.
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Me. My father.
And maybe now you.
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Son, think about it.
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Don't make
Your head hurt,
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But think about it.
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Alright.
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Hey.
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My boss started
A police ride-along program.
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You can check out
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The day in the life
Of a cop.
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What do you say?
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I said
I'd think about it.
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I'll save you time.
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You're going.
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Well, murtagh,
This is it, the old homestead.
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Sergeant, this is
A fine house.
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Cop's house.
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Thank you, sir.
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I'm honored that
You want to meet my son.
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In this
Crime-plagued society,
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We need every good man
We can get.
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If your son wants to
Join the battle,
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I want to
Shake his hand.
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I'm sure
He'll be thrilled.
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You know,
My son's a cop.
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My daughter, too.
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My dog's in
The canine corps.
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What about your wife?
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She left me.
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Women.
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Yeah.
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Honest, eddo.
I'm telling the truth.
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It's a scientific
Fact.
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Rats just
Can't vomit.
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Steve! Who cares?
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A guy sitting in front of a rat
On a roller-coaster.
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Edward, all set
For the ride-along?
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I'm sorry, dad.
I can't go.
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Wh--
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Excuse me.
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Hi.
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Ever frisk a woman?
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What do you mean,
You can't go?
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I have an appointment
With the modeling agency.
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They're looking
For new clients.
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It's an incredible opportunity.
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Modeling?
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Yeah.
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Isn't it great?
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Edward, you have really
Let me down this time.
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I am very, very
Disappointed in you.
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This dog has
Quite a smile.
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Yeah, good old
Blood fang.
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He'd lay down
His life for me.
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How'd you train him
To hold that gun?
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So, winslow,
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Is your son going
On the ride-along?
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Uh...
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No, sir.
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I'm afraid he forgot
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That today was his
Paramedic ride-along.
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Good group.
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We plug 'em,
They patch 'em.
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So, you just wasted
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43 minutes of my--
Let's be honest--
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Precious time?
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Uh...
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Well, I'm sorry,
Sir, but, uh...
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Can I go?
Can I go?
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Excellent idea.
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Take your other son.
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That is an
Excellent idea, sir.
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Excuse me.
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Nice meeting you, kid.
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Put her there.
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Six months
In the academy
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Will firm up
That grip.
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Excuse me.
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Good day, gentlemen.
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I've never been
In a police car.
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I was in
An ambulance once.
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What happened?
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Unavoidable accident.
On my 5th birthday,
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My parents used me
To break the pinata.
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Hey, what's
This button for?
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[sirens blare]
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Aw!
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We don't need the siren
Right now, steve.
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Okey-doke.
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Hey, what's in
The glove compartment?
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Nothing! Oh!
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Whoa!
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Whew.
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I've never seen a nun
Move that fast.
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Just don't touch
Anything else, okay?
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Hey, can I hold
Your shotgun?
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Do I look stupid?
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Only when
You play golf.
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2-adam-12.
Robbery, 4th and main.
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Male caucasian
Seen fleeing on foot
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Towards freight yard.
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Suspect is 5'9",
Wearing blue jeans
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And green and black
Plaid shirt.
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Bad dresser.
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2-adam-12.
I'm on it.
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When we get there,
Stay in this car.
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10-4.
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Step on it, pard.
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Let's nail
This hairball.
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2-adam-12.
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Give me that!
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00:12:06,626 --> 00:12:07,560
Jackson!
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00:12:07,627 --> 00:12:08,962
Yeah?
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00:12:10,097 --> 00:12:13,166
Take the front.
I'll take the back.
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00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,467
Got it.
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Freeze!
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[moo]
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Cows.
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Cows!
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Freeze!
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Don't shoot!
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Didn't I tell you
To stay in the car?
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You were gone
A long time,
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And the human bladder
Only holds 14 ounces.
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00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:03,583
Never mind.
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00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:05,352
Get in the car.
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00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:08,655
Did you notice
That lantern?
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00:13:08,721 --> 00:13:11,058
Why do you think
I came in here?
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00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,064
And look at this.
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Yeah. Somebody's
Been staying here.
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Hey!
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Watch it.
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00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:23,103
Hey! Open this door!
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00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,671
Hey! Open this door!
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You heard him!
This is your last chance!
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Jackson!
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00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,544
Jackson,
Are you out there?
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00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,246
Yeah, jackson!
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00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,386
Well, we're trapped.
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Stand back.
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I'll blow
The lock off.
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00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:45,125
Carl, does the word "Stampede"
Mean anything to you?
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Well, steve,
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You have really messed
Things up this time.
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If you had stayed
In the car,
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I would have
Made my bust,
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And we would
Be gone.
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Okay, so maybe
I made a little boo-boo.
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00:14:04,644 --> 00:14:06,379
But relax.
They'll find us.
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00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:09,416
It's not like
We're going anywhere.
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00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,152
[train whistle]
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00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,288
[wheels squeak]
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00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,426
I hope that
Was your stomach.
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00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,630
We're moving.
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00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,433
Jackson!
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00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:33,006
This gets better
All the time.
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00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,296
Why isn't carl home yet?
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00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,265
Harriette,
You're really worried.
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00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,732
Oh, no.
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00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:01,168
Oh, really?
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00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,204
Then why are you
Baking the salad?
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00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:10,577
It's done.
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00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,215
Oh! The joys
Of being a cops wife.
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00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,684
You panic every time
They're five minutes late.
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00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,323
Mom, when's dinner?
We're starved.
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00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,592
Soon. Your dad's
Running late.
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00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,759
Let's eat everything
270
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:29,429
And see if he can
Take a joke.
271
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:43,010
Uh-oh.
272
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,911
Edward,
What's wrong?
273
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,113
Mom.
274
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,515
The modeling agency
Was a bust.
275
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:51,985
The place was crawling
With good-looking guys.
276
00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:53,987
Really?
277
00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:56,889
What was
That address?
278
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,092
How about some sympathy,
Aunt rachel?
279
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:02,329
My modeling career
Only lasted 30 minutes.
280
00:16:02,395 --> 00:16:03,563
Well...
281
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:06,166
That's longer than
Most of your dates.
282
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,044
So, here's the skinny.
283
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,046
I love laura.
284
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:22,749
But, alas,
My love is unrequited.
285
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,651
But I shall
Never give up.
286
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,953
And when laura finally
Does see the light,
287
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:29,056
You'll be invited
To the wedding.
288
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,358
Oh, but not as dinner.
289
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,563
Somebody get me
Out of here!
290
00:16:36,629 --> 00:16:39,032
I want out!
291
00:16:39,099 --> 00:16:41,301
Carl. Carl.
292
00:16:41,368 --> 00:16:42,469
What?
293
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,904
Do you realize
If that door opens,
294
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:47,907
You'll have to jump
From a moving train?
295
00:16:47,974 --> 00:16:50,443
Yep.
296
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,744
Carl, did you know
297
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:55,082
There are 99.3 million cows
In the united states?
298
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:58,051
What, two died?
299
00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,453
Know why
Cows chew cud?
300
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,489
No money for gum?
301
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,757
Good one, carl.
302
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,227
A cow's stomach
Has four parts.
303
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:09,028
Cud is actually food
Regurgitated
304
00:17:09,096 --> 00:17:10,863
From the first stomach
Back into the mouth.
305
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:13,600
So it can be
Further digested.
306
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,436
Wow! Wouldn't it be great
If you and I
307
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,539
Can taste the same food
Over and over again?
308
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:23,676
We can only dream.
309
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,479
Bovines are fascinating.
Too bad they're--
310
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,182
Oh, would you please
Stop with the cows?
311
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:36,356
Sorry. I'm getting
On your nerves.
312
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,258
I can see
The headlines now--
313
00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:41,328
"Cop flips out, kills four cows
And an urkel."
314
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:47,867
Steve, you know I'd
Never harm a cow.
315
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:48,668
Hee hee hee hee!
316
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:51,304
[snort snort]
317
00:17:51,371 --> 00:17:53,606
How do you snort
Like that?
318
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,041
It's all in the nose.
319
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:55,842
What do you mean?
320
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,110
See?
321
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,812
Hee hee hee hee!
[snort snort snort]
322
00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:02,849
You try.
323
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,917
[snort snort]
324
00:18:04,984 --> 00:18:05,885
Hee hee hee!
325
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:07,120
[snort snort]
326
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,421
Hee hee hee!
[snort snort]
327
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:08,988
Hee hee hee!
328
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:10,857
[snort]
329
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,126
[snort]
330
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,599
I needed a good laugh.
331
00:18:21,901 --> 00:18:25,638
Every time you laugh
You burn up 3 1/2 calories.
332
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:28,341
Maybe I should laugh
A little bit more.
333
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:30,710
[snort snort]
[snort snort]
334
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,417
You know something,
Carl?
335
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,885
You're one
Of the greatest guys
336
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,521
To have ever
Trod this earth.
337
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,423
I am?
338
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,858
Yeah. You're great
With your kids.
339
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,360
You play catch
With eddie.
340
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:51,398
You take laura and judy to the
Mall if no sports are on tv.
341
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,201
You do
Things together.
342
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:55,868
Well...
343
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:58,271
I try.
344
00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:01,107
Want to know a secret?
345
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:03,376
Okay.
346
00:19:03,443 --> 00:19:06,179
Sometimes I wish
You were my father.
347
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:12,452
Well, steve, you have
Your own father.
348
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:15,087
I know, and he's
A terrific guy.
349
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,190
I mean, he's smart,
Good-looking,
350
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,826
And really knows
His kabuki theater.
351
00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:24,464
But I think he's
Disappointed in me.
352
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,332
Well, why?
353
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:27,300
He's
A brain surgeon.
354
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,736
And he wants me
To be one, too.
355
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:30,903
It's an okay job,
356
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,240
But, hey, where's
The challenge?
357
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:37,977
Well, steve, what
Do you want to do?
358
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,412
I don't know yet.
359
00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,814
I'm interested
In many things.
360
00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,450
But if you
Were my dad,
361
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,253
You'd let me make
My own decision.
362
00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,187
Ahh.
363
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,257
Well, steve,
364
00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,926
Parents come down hard
On their kids because...
365
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:56,496
They want
The best for them.
366
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:59,366
Or what's best
For the parents.
367
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:02,935
Mmm.
368
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,438
You know, steve,
369
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,207
Sometimes even the best guy
Who ever trod this earth
370
00:20:08,275 --> 00:20:10,410
Can make
That same mistake.
371
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:14,281
But you'll
Make your parents
372
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,283
Real proud
Of you someday.
373
00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,084
You think so?
374
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,487
Sure. You're
A real bright kid.
375
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,757
Thanks for
The talk, carl.
376
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:27,460
Any time, steve.
377
00:20:35,635 --> 00:20:37,370
Ahh.
378
00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:44,777
It was
The strangest thing.
379
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,547
The train pulls
Into springfield for water.
380
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:50,717
Steve and I are
Screaming for help.
381
00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,084
Nobody hears.
382
00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:55,322
Steve starts singing
I feel pretty.
383
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,023
Suddenly, there's
A big hole in the wall,
384
00:20:57,089 --> 00:21:00,460
And all the cows
Are gone.
385
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,298
Goodnight,
Daddy.
386
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,467
Good night,
Sweetheart.
387
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,502
Mom was really
Worried about you.
388
00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:11,338
Yeah? How do
You know?
389
00:21:11,404 --> 00:21:14,273
She kept telling us
She wasn't.
390
00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,042
Is that true,
Harriette?
391
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,845
Oh, I knew
You'd be fine.
392
00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:21,314
Well...
393
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,518
I was
A little worried.
394
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:28,287
Dad, you got a sec?
395
00:21:28,355 --> 00:21:30,056
Sure, son.
Grab a seat.
396
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,190
Okay, bedtime.
397
00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:32,959
Let's head 'em up
And move 'em out.
398
00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,527
Harriette.
399
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:40,467
Sorry, carl.
I couldn't resist.
400
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:46,205
What?
401
00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:47,206
Oh, shoot.
402
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:50,410
Why do I always
Have to go?
403
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:54,414
So, what's
On your mind, son?
404
00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:57,484
Dad, I'm sorry
I disappointed you.
405
00:21:57,550 --> 00:22:00,420
I know it's important for me
To become a cop.
406
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,089
So if you want me--
407
00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:06,058
Edward, listen to me.
408
00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:08,127
You don't have
To be a cop.
409
00:22:08,194 --> 00:22:08,928
I don't?
410
00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,363
No.
411
00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,631
But you're a cop.
412
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,666
Well,
That works for me.
413
00:22:13,733 --> 00:22:16,603
You do what works
For you.
414
00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:19,872
I'm not so sure
What that is yet.
415
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:23,476
Well, whenever you
Make that decision,
416
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:25,177
I'll support you
All the way.
417
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:26,413
And in the meantime,
418
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:29,782
I'll try not to pressure you
So much. Okay?
419
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,017
Thanks, dad.
420
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:36,456
Did I ever tell you
That you're a good kid?
421
00:22:36,523 --> 00:22:38,658
I think you
Just did.
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