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Harriette.
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You're supposed to
Paint with the grain.
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Everybody knows that.
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Oh.
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You mean, like...
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This?
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No.
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Actually, I meant
More like...
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This.
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Hyah!
Hyah!
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Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
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Oh!
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Hey, hey!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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I'm ashamed of you two.
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Instead of fighting,
You should be cooperating.
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Show some teamwork,
For goodness' sake.
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Oh, real mature.
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En garde!
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Come on!
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Ooh! Ooh!
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Watch it.
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We'll get you.
We'll get you.
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Okay. Okay
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Truce. Truce.
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I'm outnumbered here.
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I don't want to get
Any paint on this uniform.
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Hi, guys.
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Oh, did I do that?
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Hyah!
Hyah!
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Hey, hey, hey!
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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill
Our house with happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* when days go by *
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* there's room for you,
Room for me, *
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* for gentle hearts
And opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Dad, what are you doing?
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Oh, just a winslow
Tradition.
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It's called breakfast.
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No, no, no. See...
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You're supposed
To be taking me
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To get my driver's
License today.
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Oh, yeah.
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Any particular rush?
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Dad, I've been 16
For 27 hours now.
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If I don't
Get my license
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By the end of the day,
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I'll get picked up
By the geek patrol.
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Well, now,
We wouldn't want that.
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Besides, I sort
Of promised jolene
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That I'd take her for
A spin this afternoon.
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Heh heh heh.
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A girl
Enters the picture.
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Let's hurry before
She's out of the picture.
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It might be wise
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To take
A test drive first.
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Why? You've checked me out
A billion times.
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You said, yourself that
I'm a great driver.
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Yes, but that
Was the opinion
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Of carl winslow,
Superdad.
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Now I'll pretend to be
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Joe blow, super picky
Dmv examiner guy.
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What?
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Some dmv types can be are real
Tricky.
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I mean, either they
Try to rattle you
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Or they're sticklers
For the rules.
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Now, you. You've got to be
Rattle and stickle proof.
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Really?
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Sure.
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Son, I realize how much
You want your license,
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And I'm going to make sure
That you get it.
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Thanks, dad.
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You're the best.
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Hey, I try.
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So, uh...You want
To get dressed now?
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Oh, no can do.
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Why not?
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Because I'm way
Ahead of you!
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How am I doing, dad?
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Fine, fine.
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But I'm not your dad.
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Oops. Does mom know?
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I'm your dmv examiner.
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I just docked
You 2 points
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For inappropriate levity.
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Yes, sir.
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Alright,
Make the right turn here.
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Right turn. I'm on it.
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Hitting the blinker,
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Gently
Applying the brake,
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Hanging the ralph.
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Yes, the kid does it!
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[imitates
Crowd cheering]
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Very good. Very good.
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Watch out
For that bread truck!
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[brakes screech]
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What bread truck?
I didn't see a bread truck.
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If there had been one,
You'd have hit it
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Because your turn
Was wide.
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I'm deducting 5 points.
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I'm down seven
Points already.
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Yep.
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Man, you're tough.
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Hey, I didn't get this job
By being pretty.
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Anyway, you lose
2 more points,
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It's back
To your bicycle for you.
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Alright. Come on,
Come on, come on.
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Alright, mirror check.
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Eyes on the road.
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Watch your blind spot.
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Watch your speed.
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Eyes on the road!
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Okay, now pull over.
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12 inches from the curb.
Watch the fire hydrant!
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Okay, stop, stop, stop.
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I'm proud of you, son.
You hung tough.
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I think, you're ready
For the real test now.
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Thanks, but just
One thing, dad.
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What's that?
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Could you
Drive us there?
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And there he is--
Eddie andretti.
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Did you
Pass the test?
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Maybe that's none
Of your business.
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Oh, you flunked, huh?
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Big time.
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Didn't dad tell you?
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No, he just came home all
Upset, but he didn't say why.
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We had fight at the dmv.
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'cause you flunked?
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Because he made me flunk.
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Dad got me so nervous
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That all through the test I kept
Seeing runaway bread trucks.
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Didn't examiner calm you down?
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Nope, he made me let him out
And he sent the bus back
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Hi, eddie.
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Jolene!
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Hi.
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So?
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So...
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Oh, oh, the test. Right.
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Did you pass? Did you
Get your license?
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Did I get my license?
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Did I--
Did I get my license?
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Laura, she wants to know
If I got my license.
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Did you
Get your license?
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What do you think?
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Oh, you did it.
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Congratulations,
Binky bear.
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Thanks, winky bear.
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Let's go for our first
Ride together.
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Right now?
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Yeah. Now.
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Sorry. Got to rain-check
That one, babe.
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Why?
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Because I want
Everything to be perfect
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For--for our first ride.
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I got to get some new clothes,
I got to wash the car.
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I got to go to the dentist.
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Eddie, you're stalling.
Take me for a ride.
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Hop in.
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Eddie, are you nuts?
Dad's going to kill you.
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Not if he
Doesn't find out,
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And he won't find
Out, will he?
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Not from me...
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Binky bear.
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Laura.
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Laura, please.
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Please,
My little rapunzel?
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For the last time, steve,
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I will not give you
A lock of my hair.
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I'll settle
For a toenail clipping.
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How can you
Be so disgusting?
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It's a gift.
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I'm going to my bedroom.
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Hmm.
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Don't even think
About it.
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Oh, sorry.
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Is there anything I can do for
You while I'm down here waiting?
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Let me know
When eddie gets back.
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[horn honks]
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He's back!
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Eddie, are you okay?
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I think so.
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How about you, jolene?
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Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
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Nice move, binky bear.
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Alright.
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Now, how in sam hill
Did this happen?
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I freaked.
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I'll say.
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We were about to pull
In the driveway,
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And we get passed
By a bread truck.
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Next thing I know,
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We're sideswiping
A coffee table.
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Oh, man. Oh, man.
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Oh, will you look
At the time?
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Oh, laura, dad is going
To kill me when he sees this.
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I'm dead meat.
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Relax, eddie.
You had an accident.
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Carl will understand.
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Right. Dad
Will understand.
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Aah!
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Wha--
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Wha--
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00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:28,321
Wha--
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What...
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What...
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Who? What? What?
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Who--uh--uh...
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Carl, carl, calm down.
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Harriette, there is a car
In the living room!
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00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,269
Yes, but you--
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Harriette, there is a car
In the living room!
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Carl, don't overreact!
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Overreact?
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Harriette, there is a car
In the living room!
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Well, at least we
Know where it is.
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Edward!
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Yes, dad?
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Edward!
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Go to your room!
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Go to your room, lock
The doors and windows.
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Carl, he won't
Try to get out.
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That's so
I can't get in!
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Carl, you have
Every right
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To be as mad
As a rabid dog.
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You're spraying
Your slobber
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On the wrong guy.
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Eddie didn't total
Your house. I did.
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You?
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You?
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Him?
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Carl! Carl!
Carl! Carl!
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Why?
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I don't know, carl.
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I guess I'm just bad.
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Bad to the bone.
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What!
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00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,950
You know
My kind, carl.
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00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,919
We live for
Speed, kicks.
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00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,892
Thrills and spills.
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00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:15,428
Danger's
My middle name.
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Oh, actually,
It's quincy,
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But you guys
Get the picture.
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00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,301
Come again?
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Thanks. I didn't think
You'd invite me after this.
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Steve...
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Steve...
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I think for your sake,
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You--
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You--
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You better
Go home now.
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Quickly.
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Yes, sir.
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Steve. I will be calling
Your father on this.
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00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,791
Okay, but I
Have to warn you.
271
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,726
My dad's latest hobby
Is pantomime,
272
00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:50,330
So if no one answers,
It's him.
273
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:52,099
Get out!
274
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,468
Steve, wait.
275
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,769
Yeah, eddo?
276
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,505
Why'd you take the rap?
277
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,141
A quick appraisal of
The situation led me to believe
278
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,244
That carl was about
To become a human krakatoa.
279
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:09,716
So I decided to be
The sacrificial urkel.
280
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,451
Dad's going
To call your parents.
281
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,719
Won't they punish you?
282
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,554
Yeah, they might
Ground me.
283
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,190
They may even cut
Off my allowance.
284
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:20,961
Ooh. They may even
Cancel my bagpipe recital.
285
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,265
But I can
Handle it.
286
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:28,902
But still, why are you sticking
Your neck out for me?
287
00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,437
Because we're
Buddies, eddie.
288
00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,473
Buddies help each
Other out, right?
289
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,607
Yeah, b-but--
290
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,545
You'd do the same
For me, wouldn't you?
291
00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:41,748
Yeah.
292
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:42,715
Sure.
293
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,784
I thought so.
294
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,554
Farewell,
My wee bonnie lass.
295
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,862
I need more juice.
You want some richie?
296
00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:58,265
Thanks.
Better up.
297
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,886
Eddie...
298
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:23,056
You have done
Some low things,
299
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:27,560
But letting steve take
The blame is a new high low.
300
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:31,764
I'll figure out how to pay his
Parents for all the damages.
301
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,267
Relax.
Everything's cool.
302
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:36,669
Hi, guys.
303
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,547
Steve, what's
With the uniform?
304
00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,449
It's my punishment.
305
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:53,320
Weren't your old clothes
Punishment enough?
306
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,122
No, sweetness my
Parents have decided
307
00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,924
To send me off
To military school.
308
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,259
You're kidding.
309
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:03,296
'tis no jest,
My fair maiden.
310
00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:07,000
I'm afraid mom and pa where
Pushed over the edge by this.
311
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,870
Isn't there some way
To change their minds?
312
00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,005
I tried.
313
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,606
I begged, I pleaded,
314
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,542
I mimed.
315
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,745
But I failed.
316
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,680
Eddie, you can't
Let this happen.
317
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,583
I know, laura,
I know.
318
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,488
I'm afraid
It's a fait accompli.
319
00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,957
But perhaps four frightening
Years of military school
320
00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,759
Can actually
Be beneficial.
321
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,496
I can pump up
The old bod.
322
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,542
Here, eddie.
323
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,877
A new mitt?
324
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,179
I bought them
A couple of years ago
325
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,481
In the hope that
We could play catch.
326
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:58,585
Unfortunately, you weren't able
To fit it into your schedule.
327
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:05,058
So now I want you to have
Them as a going-away gift.
328
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,627
Thanks, steve.
329
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,696
Laura...
330
00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:16,336
Well, it's so hard for me
To say goodbye to you.
331
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,240
My heart
Knows the words.
332
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:23,143
They just won't
Pump up to my lips.
333
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:31,651
I guess I'm just clogged
With emotional cholesterol.
334
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,591
Well, I...
I love you, laura.
335
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,730
[blows noisily]
336
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:49,169
Goodbyes are murder
On the sinuses.
337
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,504
Steve, wait here.
338
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:57,410
I have a few precious mementos,
I'd like you to remember me by.
339
00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:01,281
I'd like you to have my first
Pair of baby shoes.
340
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,823
Dad?
341
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,893
Yeah?
342
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,295
You busy?
343
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,330
Just blowing up this balloon
For little richie...
344
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,666
For the last
Half hour.
345
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:23,303
Um, do you remember
That hole in the living room?
346
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:28,408
Oh. You mean the one
The size of a station wagon?
347
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,810
That's it.
348
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:34,080
Uh, steve didn't
Put it there.
349
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,782
I did.
350
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:41,954
Oh?
351
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,224
Steve was covering
For me, dad.
352
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,561
I see.
353
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,899
Now, let me get
This straight.
354
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,534
You drove the car
355
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:58,104
Without
A valid license...
356
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,641
Right through
The front door...
357
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:10,517
And let somebody else
Take the rap?
358
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:14,254
Dad, I was embarrassed to
Tell jolene I flunked the test.
359
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,323
I didn't want
To lose her respect.
360
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,390
Instead, I've
Really messed up,
361
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:21,928
And now
I've lost yours.
362
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,463
Edward.
363
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:27,066
Edward james
Arthur winslow...
364
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,703
Son, you haven't
Lost my respect.
365
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,640
Messing up is
A part of growing up.
366
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:37,544
Edward, it's a process
That never ends.
367
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,846
Actually, I think
I messed up, too.
368
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,617
How?
369
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,219
Well, I...
370
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,356
I don't think, I shouldn't have
Given you that last-minute test.
371
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,759
I wanted to help, but I
Think I shook you up instead.
372
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,962
And I'm sorry.
373
00:19:56,028 --> 00:20:01,033
Well, I guess we can
Both learn from this.
374
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,635
Thanks, dad.
375
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,537
Good talk.
376
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,506
Edward.
377
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:09,342
I'm the father.
I learn from this.
378
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:13,613
You're the son. You learn
From this and youget punished.
379
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,484
Okay. What's it
Going to be?
380
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,220
You're grounded
For one month,
381
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:22,555
Plus you'll
Have wait two months
382
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,557
Before you can take
Your next driver's test.
383
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,759
Two months?
384
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,028
That's fair.
385
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:32,765
And I also want you to tell
Steve's parents what happened,
386
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,468
Then you'll do odd
Jobs around the house
387
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,438
Until every cent of
The damages are paid off.
388
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:39,872
At $4.00 an hour,
389
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,975
It shouldn't take you more
Than two, three years, tops.
390
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,979
Dad, doesn't it count
That I did come
391
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,316
And tell the truth?
392
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,685
Okay. $4.10 an hour.
393
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,095
And last, but not least,
394
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,965
A jar of mom's
Homemade catfish jam.
395
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,837
Boneless.
396
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,808
Gee, steve...
397
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:16,843
Your baby shoes...
398
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:20,012
Your
Grandmother's dentures...
399
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,148
Fish jam...
400
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,016
And I didn't get
A thing for you.
401
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,589
Um, steve, I need
To talk to you.
402
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,659
Oh, fine.
403
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,994
I'll go put these
Dentures in some water.
404
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,968
Steve, you won't
Need that uniform.
405
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,070
I told my dad
The truth.
406
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,905
Wow! Thanks, eddie!
407
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,575
I wasn't looking forward
To military school.
408
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,679
You know, I heard they
Don't allow night lights.
409
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:54,814
Listen, steve,
410
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,516
You put yourself
On the line for me.
411
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,218
I want you to know,
I really appreciate that, man.
412
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:01,053
Hey, any time, dude.
413
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,491
I'm your buddy, and buddies
Stick by each other.
414
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:05,658
You know what else
Buddies do?
415
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:06,959
What?
416
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,695
They play catch.
417
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,297
Let's break
That puppy in.
418
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:12,699
Alright!
419
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,603
Think fast!
420
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:20,707
What happened!
421
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:27,814
Sorry!
I broke a lamp, dad.
422
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,950
Gee, thanks for
Covering for me, eddie.
423
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,885
We're buddies,
Right?
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