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HARRIETTE.
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
PAINT WITH THE GRAIN.
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EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
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OH.
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YOU MEAN, LIKE...
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THIS?
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NO.
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ACTUALLY, I MEANT
MORE LIKE...
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THIS.
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HYAH!
HYAH!
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HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!
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OH!
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HEY, HEY!
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY,
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
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HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
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I'M ASHAMED OF YOU TWO.
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INSTEAD OF FIGHTING,
YOU SHOULD BE COOPERATING.
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SHOW SOME TEAMWORK,
FOR GOODNESS' SAKE.
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OH, REAL MATURE.
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EN GARDE!
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COME ON!
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OOH! OOH!
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WATCH IT.
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WE'LL GET YOU.
WE'LL GET YOU.
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OKAY. OKAY
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TRUCE. TRUCE.
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I'M OUTNUMBERED HERE.
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I DON'T WANT TO GET
ANY PAINT ON THIS UNIFORM.
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HI, GUYS.
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OH, DID I DO THAT?
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HYAH!
HYAH!
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HEY, HEY, HEY!
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* IT'S A RARE CONDITION *
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* IN THIS DAY AND AGE *
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* TO READ ANY GOOD NEWS
ON THE NEWSPAPER PAGE *
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* AND LOVE AND TRADITION
OF THE GRAND DESIGN *
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* SOME PEOPLE SAY
IS EVEN HARDER TO FIND *
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* WELL, THEN, THERE MUST BE
SOME MAGIC CLUE *
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* INSIDE THESE GENTLE WALLS *
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* 'CAUSE ALL I SEE
IS A TOWER OF DREAMS *
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* REAL LOVE BURSTIN'
OUT OF EVERY SEAM *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* WE'RE GONNA FILL
OUR HOUSE WITH HAPPINESS *
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* THE MOON MAY CRY *
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* WE'RE GONNA SMOTHER
THE BLUES WITH TENDERNESS *
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* WHEN DAYS GO BY *
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* THERE'S ROOM FOR YOU,
ROOM FOR ME, *
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* FOR GENTLE HEARTS
AND OPPORTUNITY *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* IT'S THE BIGGER LOVE
OF THE FAMILY *
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DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OH, JUST A WINSLOW
TRADITION.
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IT'S CALLED BREAKFAST.
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NO, NO, NO. SEE...
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YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO BE TAKING ME
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TO GET MY DRIVER'S
LICENSE TODAY.
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OH, YEAH.
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ANY PARTICULAR RUSH?
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DAD, I'VE BEEN 16
FOR 27 HOURS NOW.
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IF I DON'T
GET MY LICENSE
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BY THE END OF THE DAY,
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I'LL GET PICKED UP
BY THE GEEK PATROL.
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WELL, NOW,
WE WOULDN'T WANT THAT.
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BESIDES, I SORT
OF PROMISED JOLENE
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THAT I'D TAKE HER FOR
A SPIN THIS AFTERNOON.
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HEH HEH HEH.
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A GIRL
ENTERS THE PICTURE.
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LET'S HURRY BEFORE
SHE'S OUT OF THE PICTURE.
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IT MIGHT BE WISE
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TO TAKE
A TEST DRIVE FIRST.
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WHY? YOU'VE CHECKED ME OUT
A BILLION TIMES.
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YOU SAID, YOURSELF THAT
I'M A GREAT DRIVER.
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YES, BUT THAT
WAS THE OPINION
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OF CARL WINSLOW,
SUPERDAD.
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NOW I'LL PRETEND TO BE
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JOE BLOW, SUPER PICKY
DMV EXAMINER GUY.
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WHAT?
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SOME DMV TYPES CAN BE ARE REAL
TRICKY.
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I MEAN, EITHER THEY
TRY TO RATTLE YOU
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OR THEY'RE STICKLERS
FOR THE RULES.
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NOW, YOU. YOU'VE GOT TO BE
RATTLE AND STICKLE PROOF.
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REALLY?
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SURE.
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SON, I REALIZE HOW MUCH
YOU WANT YOUR LICENSE,
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AND I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE
THAT YOU GET IT.
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THANKS, DAD.
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YOU'RE THE BEST.
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HEY, I TRY.
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SO, UH...YOU WANT
TO GET DRESSED NOW?
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OH, NO CAN DO.
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WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE I'M WAY
AHEAD OF YOU!
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HOW AM I DOING, DAD?
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FINE, FINE.
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BUT I'M NOT YOUR DAD.
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OOPS. DOES MOM KNOW?
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I'M YOUR DMV EXAMINER.
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I JUST DOCKED
YOU 2 POINTS
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FOR INAPPROPRIATE LEVITY.
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YES, SIR.
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ALRIGHT,
MAKE THE RIGHT TURN HERE.
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RIGHT TURN. I'M ON IT.
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HITTING THE BLINKER,
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GENTLY
APPLYING THE BRAKE,
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HANGING THE RALPH.
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YES, THE KID DOES IT!
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[IMITATES
CROWD CHEERING]
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VERY GOOD. VERY GOOD.
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WATCH OUT
FOR THAT BREAD TRUCK!
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[BRAKES SCREECH]
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WHAT BREAD TRUCK?
I DIDN'T SEE A BREAD TRUCK.
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IF THERE HAD BEEN ONE,
YOU'D HAVE HIT IT
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BECAUSE YOUR TURN
WAS WIDE.
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I'M DEDUCTING 5 POINTS.
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I'M DOWN SEVEN
POINTS ALREADY.
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YEP.
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MAN, YOU'RE TOUGH.
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HEY, I DIDN'T GET THIS JOB
BY BEING PRETTY.
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ANYWAY, YOU LOSE
2 MORE POINTS,
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IT'S BACK
TO YOUR BICYCLE FOR YOU.
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ALRIGHT. COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
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ALRIGHT, MIRROR CHECK.
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EYES ON THE ROAD.
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WATCH YOUR BLIND SPOT.
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WATCH YOUR SPEED.
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EYES ON THE ROAD!
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OKAY, NOW PULL OVER.
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12 INCHES FROM THE CURB.
WATCH THE FIRE HYDRANT!
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OKAY, STOP, STOP, STOP.
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I'M PROUD OF YOU, SON.
YOU HUNG TOUGH.
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I THINK, YOU'RE READY
FOR THE REAL TEST NOW.
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THANKS, BUT JUST
ONE THING, DAD.
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WHAT'S THAT?
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COULD YOU
DRIVE US THERE?
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AND THERE HE IS--
EDDIE ANDRETTI.
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DID YOU
PASS THE TEST?
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MAYBE THAT'S NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS.
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OH, YOU FLUNKED, HUH?
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BIG TIME.
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DIDN'T DAD TELL YOU?
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NO, HE JUST CAME HOME ALL
UPSET, BUT HE DIDN'T SAY WHY.
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WE HAD FIGHT AT THE DMV.
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'CAUSE YOU FLUNKED?
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BECAUSE HE MADE ME FLUNK.
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DAD GOT ME SO NERVOUS
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THAT ALL THROUGH THE TEST I KEPT
SEEING RUNAWAY BREAD TRUCKS.
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DIDN'T EXAMINER CALM YOU DOWN?
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NOPE, HE MADE ME LET HIM OUT
AND HE SENT THE BUS BACK
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HI, EDDIE.
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JOLENE!
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HI.
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SO?
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SO...
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OH, OH, THE TEST. RIGHT.
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DID YOU PASS? DID YOU
GET YOUR LICENSE?
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DID I GET MY LICENSE?
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DID I--
DID I GET MY LICENSE?
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LAURA, SHE WANTS TO KNOW
IF I GOT MY LICENSE.
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DID YOU
GET YOUR LICENSE?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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OH, YOU DID IT.
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CONGRATULATIONS,
BINKY BEAR.
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THANKS, WINKY BEAR.
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LET'S GO FOR OUR FIRST
RIDE TOGETHER.
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RIGHT NOW?
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YEAH. NOW.
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SORRY. GOT TO RAIN-CHECK
THAT ONE, BABE.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE I WANT
EVERYTHING TO BE PERFECT
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FOR--FOR OUR FIRST RIDE.
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I GOT TO GET SOME NEW CLOTHES,
I GOT TO WASH THE CAR.
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I GOT TO GO TO THE DENTIST.
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EDDIE, YOU'RE STALLING.
TAKE ME FOR A RIDE.
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HOP IN.
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EDDIE, ARE YOU NUTS?
DAD'S GOING TO KILL YOU.
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NOT IF HE
DOESN'T FIND OUT,
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AND HE WON'T FIND
OUT, WILL HE?
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NOT FROM ME...
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BINKY BEAR.
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LAURA.
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LAURA, PLEASE.
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PLEASE,
MY LITTLE RAPUNZEL?
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FOR THE LAST TIME, STEVE,
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I WILL NOT GIVE YOU
A LOCK OF MY HAIR.
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I'LL SETTLE
FOR A TOENAIL CLIPPING.
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HOW CAN YOU
BE SO DISGUSTING?
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IT'S A GIFT.
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I'M GOING TO MY BEDROOM.
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HMM.
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DON'T EVEN THINK
ABOUT IT.
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OH, SORRY.
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IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO FOR
YOU WHILE I'M DOWN HERE WAITING?
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LET ME KNOW
WHEN EDDIE GETS BACK.
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[HORN HONKS]
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HE'S BACK!
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EDDIE, ARE YOU OKAY?
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I THINK SO.
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HOW ABOUT YOU, JOLENE?
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OH, YEAH, I'M FINE.
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NICE MOVE, BINKY BEAR.
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ALRIGHT.
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NOW, HOW IN SAM HILL
DID THIS HAPPEN?
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I FREAKED.
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I'LL SAY.
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WE WERE ABOUT TO PULL
IN THE DRIVEWAY,
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AND WE GET PASSED
BY A BREAD TRUCK.
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NEXT THING I KNOW,
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WE'RE SIDESWIPING
A COFFEE TABLE.
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OH, MAN. OH, MAN.
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OH, WILL YOU LOOK
AT THE TIME?
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OH, LAURA, DAD IS GOING
TO KILL ME WHEN HE SEES THIS.
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I'M DEAD MEAT.
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RELAX, EDDIE.
YOU HAD AN ACCIDENT.
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CARL WILL UNDERSTAND.
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RIGHT. DAD
WILL UNDERSTAND.
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AAH!
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WHA--
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WHA--
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WHA--
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WHAT...
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WHAT...
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WHO? WHAT? WHAT?
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WHO--UH--UH...
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CARL, CARL, CALM DOWN.
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HARRIETTE, THERE IS A CAR
IN THE LIVING ROOM!
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YES, BUT YOU--
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HARRIETTE, THERE IS A CAR
IN THE LIVING ROOM!
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CARL, DON'T OVERREACT!
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OVERREACT?
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HARRIETTE, THERE IS A CAR
IN THE LIVING ROOM!
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WELL, AT LEAST WE
KNOW WHERE IT IS.
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EDWARD!
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YES, DAD?
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EDWARD!
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GO TO YOUR ROOM!
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GO TO YOUR ROOM, LOCK
THE DOORS AND WINDOWS.
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CARL, HE WON'T
TRY TO GET OUT.
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THAT'S SO
I CAN'T GET IN!
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CARL, YOU HAVE
EVERY RIGHT
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TO BE AS MAD
AS A RABID DOG.
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YOU'RE SPRAYING
YOUR SLOBBER
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ON THE WRONG GUY.
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EDDIE DIDN'T TOTAL
YOUR HOUSE. I DID.
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YOU?
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YOU?
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HIM?
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CARL! CARL!
CARL! CARL!
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00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,490
WHY?
249
00:12:39,592 --> 00:12:40,861
I DON'T KNOW, CARL.
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00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,296
I GUESS I'M JUST BAD.
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00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:46,299
BAD TO THE BONE.
252
00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,113
WHAT!
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00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,950
YOU KNOW
MY KIND, CARL.
254
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:05,919
WE LIVE FOR
SPEED, KICKS.
255
00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:11,892
THRILLS AND SPILLS.
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00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:15,428
DANGER'S
MY MIDDLE NAME.
257
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:16,629
OH, ACTUALLY,
IT'S QUINCY,
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00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:19,299
BUT YOU GUYS
GET THE PICTURE.
259
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,301
COME AGAIN?
260
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:24,371
THANKS. I DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D INVITE ME AFTER THIS.
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00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,108
STEVE...
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00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:29,409
STEVE...
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00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:31,544
I THINK FOR YOUR SAKE,
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YOU--
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YOU--
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00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,615
YOU BETTER
GO HOME NOW.
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00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:36,816
QUICKLY.
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00:13:36,884 --> 00:13:38,085
YES, SIR.
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00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:42,322
STEVE. I WILL BE CALLING
YOUR FATHER ON THIS.
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00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,791
OKAY, BUT I
HAVE TO WARN YOU.
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00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,726
MY DAD'S LATEST HOBBY
IS PANTOMIME,
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00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:50,330
SO IF NO ONE ANSWERS,
IT'S HIM.
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GET OUT!
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STEVE, WAIT.
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YEAH, EDDO?
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00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:58,505
WHY'D YOU TAKE THE RAP?
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00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:01,141
A QUICK APPRAISAL OF
THE SITUATION LED ME TO BELIEVE
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00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:04,244
THAT CARL WAS ABOUT
TO BECOME A HUMAN KRAKATOA.
279
00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:09,716
SO I DECIDED TO BE
THE SACRIFICIAL URKEL.
280
00:14:09,782 --> 00:14:11,451
DAD'S GOING
TO CALL YOUR PARENTS.
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00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:12,719
WON'T THEY PUNISH YOU?
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00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,554
YEAH, THEY MIGHT
GROUND ME.
283
00:14:14,621 --> 00:14:17,190
THEY MAY EVEN CUT
OFF MY ALLOWANCE.
284
00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:20,961
OOH. THEY MAY EVEN
CANCEL MY BAGPIPE RECITAL.
285
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,265
BUT I CAN
HANDLE IT.
286
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:28,902
BUT STILL, WHY ARE YOU STICKING
YOUR NECK OUT FOR ME?
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00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,437
BECAUSE WE'RE
BUDDIES, EDDIE.
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00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:33,473
BUDDIES HELP EACH
OTHER OUT, RIGHT?
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00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:34,607
YEAH, B-BUT--
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YOU'D DO THE SAME
FOR ME, WOULDN'T YOU?
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00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:41,748
YEAH.
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00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:42,715
SURE.
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00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,784
I THOUGHT SO.
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00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:47,554
FAREWELL,
MY WEE BONNIE LASS.
295
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,862
I NEED MORE JUICE.
YOU WANT SOME RICHIE?
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00:14:55,929 --> 00:14:58,265
THANKS.
BETTER UP.
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00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,886
EDDIE...
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00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:23,056
YOU HAVE DONE
SOME LOW THINGS,
299
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:27,560
BUT LETTING STEVE TAKE
THE BLAME IS A NEW HIGH LOW.
300
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:31,764
I'LL FIGURE OUT HOW TO PAY HIS
PARENTS FOR ALL THE DAMAGES.
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00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:34,267
RELAX.
EVERYTHING'S COOL.
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00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:36,669
HI, GUYS.
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00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:47,547
STEVE, WHAT'S
WITH THE UNIFORM?
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00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,449
IT'S MY PUNISHMENT.
305
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:53,320
WEREN'T YOUR OLD CLOTHES
PUNISHMENT ENOUGH?
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00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,122
NO, SWEETNESS MY
PARENTS HAVE DECIDED
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00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,924
TO SEND ME OFF
TO MILITARY SCHOOL.
308
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,259
YOU'RE KIDDING.
309
00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:03,296
'TIS NO JEST,
MY FAIR MAIDEN.
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00:16:03,363 --> 00:16:07,000
I'M AFRAID MOM AND PA WHERE
PUSHED OVER THE EDGE BY THIS.
311
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,870
ISN'T THERE SOME WAY
TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS?
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00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:12,005
I TRIED.
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00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:13,606
I BEGGED, I PLEADED,
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00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,542
I MIMED.
315
00:16:16,943 --> 00:16:18,745
BUT I FAILED.
316
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,680
EDDIE, YOU CAN'T
LET THIS HAPPEN.
317
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,583
I KNOW, LAURA,
I KNOW.
318
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:28,488
I'M AFRAID
IT'S A FAIT ACCOMPLI.
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00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:30,957
BUT PERHAPS FOUR FRIGHTENING
YEARS OF MILITARY SCHOOL
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00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:32,759
CAN ACTUALLY
BE BENEFICIAL.
321
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:36,496
I CAN PUMP UP
THE OLD BOD.
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00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,542
HERE, EDDIE.
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00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:50,877
A NEW MITT?
324
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:52,179
I BOUGHT THEM
A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO
325
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,481
IN THE HOPE THAT
WE COULD PLAY CATCH.
326
00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:58,585
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU WEREN'T ABLE
TO FIT IT INTO YOUR SCHEDULE.
327
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:05,058
SO NOW I WANT YOU TO HAVE
THEM AS A GOING-AWAY GIFT.
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00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:07,627
THANKS, STEVE.
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00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,696
LAURA...
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00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:16,336
WELL, IT'S SO HARD FOR ME
TO SAY GOODBYE TO YOU.
331
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:20,240
MY HEART
KNOWS THE WORDS.
332
00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:23,143
THEY JUST WON'T
PUMP UP TO MY LIPS.
333
00:17:27,947 --> 00:17:31,651
I GUESS I'M JUST CLOGGED
WITH EMOTIONAL CHOLESTEROL.
334
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:38,591
WELL, I...
I LOVE YOU, LAURA.
335
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:43,730
[BLOWS NOISILY]
336
00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:49,169
GOODBYES ARE MURDER
ON THE SINUSES.
337
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:51,504
STEVE, WAIT HERE.
338
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:57,410
I HAVE A FEW PRECIOUS MEMENTOS,
I'D LIKE YOU TO REMEMBER ME BY.
339
00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:01,281
I'D LIKE YOU TO HAVE MY FIRST
PAIR OF BABY SHOES.
340
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:10,823
DAD?
341
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,893
YEAH?
342
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,295
YOU BUSY?
343
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,330
JUST BLOWING UP THIS BALLOON
FOR LITTLE RICHIE...
344
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,666
FOR THE LAST
HALF HOUR.
345
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:23,303
UM, DO YOU REMEMBER
THAT HOLE IN THE LIVING ROOM?
346
00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:28,408
OH. YOU MEAN THE ONE
THE SIZE OF A STATION WAGON?
347
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,810
THAT'S IT.
348
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:34,080
UH, STEVE DIDN'T
PUT IT THERE.
349
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,782
I DID.
350
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:41,954
OH?
351
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,224
STEVE WAS COVERING
FOR ME, DAD.
352
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,561
I SEE.
353
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,899
NOW, LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
354
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,534
YOU DROVE THE CAR
355
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:58,104
WITHOUT
A VALID LICENSE...
356
00:18:58,171 --> 00:19:01,641
RIGHT THROUGH
THE FRONT DOOR...
357
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:10,517
AND LET SOMEBODY ELSE
TAKE THE RAP?
358
00:19:10,583 --> 00:19:14,254
DAD, I WAS EMBARRASSED TO
TELL JOLENE I FLUNKED THE TEST.
359
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:16,323
I DIDN'T WANT
TO LOSE HER RESPECT.
360
00:19:16,389 --> 00:19:17,390
INSTEAD, I'VE
REALLY MESSED UP,
361
00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:21,928
AND NOW
I'VE LOST YOURS.
362
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,463
EDWARD.
363
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:27,066
EDWARD JAMES
ARTHUR WINSLOW...
364
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:30,703
SON, YOU HAVEN'T
LOST MY RESPECT.
365
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:33,640
MESSING UP IS
A PART OF GROWING UP.
366
00:19:33,706 --> 00:19:37,544
EDWARD, IT'S A PROCESS
THAT NEVER ENDS.
367
00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,846
ACTUALLY, I THINK
I MESSED UP, TOO.
368
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,617
HOW?
369
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,219
WELL, I...
370
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:49,356
I DON'T THINK, I SHOULDN'T HAVE
GIVEN YOU THAT LAST-MINUTE TEST.
371
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:52,759
I WANTED TO HELP, BUT I
THINK I SHOOK YOU UP INSTEAD.
372
00:19:54,093 --> 00:19:55,962
AND I'M SORRY.
373
00:19:56,028 --> 00:20:01,033
WELL, I GUESS WE CAN
BOTH LEARN FROM THIS.
374
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,635
THANKS, DAD.
375
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:04,537
GOOD TALK.
376
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:06,506
EDWARD.
377
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:09,342
I'M THE FATHER.
I LEARN FROM THIS.
378
00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:13,613
YOU'RE THE SON. YOU LEARN
FROM THIS AND YOUGET PUNISHED.
379
00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,484
OKAY. WHAT'S IT
GOING TO BE?
380
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,220
YOU'RE GROUNDED
FOR ONE MONTH,
381
00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:22,555
PLUS YOU'LL
HAVE WAIT TWO MONTHS
382
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,557
BEFORE YOU CAN TAKE
YOUR NEXT DRIVER'S TEST.
383
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:26,759
TWO MONTHS?
384
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,028
THAT'S FAIR.
385
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:32,765
AND I ALSO WANT YOU TO TELL
STEVE'S PARENTS WHAT HAPPENED,
386
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,468
THEN YOU'LL DO ODD
JOBS AROUND THE HOUSE
387
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,438
UNTIL EVERY CENT OF
THE DAMAGES ARE PAID OFF.
388
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:39,872
AT $4.00 AN HOUR,
389
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:42,975
IT SHOULDN'T TAKE YOU MORE
THAN TWO, THREE YEARS, TOPS.
390
00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:46,979
DAD, DOESN'T IT COUNT
THAT I DID COME
391
00:20:47,046 --> 00:20:49,316
AND TELL THE TRUTH?
392
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,685
OKAY. $4.10 AN HOUR.
393
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:03,095
AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST,
394
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,965
A JAR OF MOM'S
HOMEMADE CATFISH JAM.
395
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,837
BONELESS.
396
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:15,808
GEE, STEVE...
397
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:16,843
YOUR BABY SHOES...
398
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:20,012
YOUR
GRANDMOTHER'S DENTURES...
399
00:21:20,079 --> 00:21:22,148
FISH JAM...
400
00:21:22,214 --> 00:21:24,016
AND I DIDN'T GET
A THING FOR YOU.
401
00:21:26,453 --> 00:21:29,589
UM, STEVE, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
402
00:21:30,890 --> 00:21:32,659
OH, FINE.
403
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,994
I'LL GO PUT THESE
DENTURES IN SOME WATER.
404
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,968
STEVE, YOU WON'T
NEED THAT UNIFORM.
405
00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,070
I TOLD MY DAD
THE TRUTH.
406
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,905
WOW! THANKS, EDDIE!
407
00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,575
I WASN'T LOOKING FORWARD
TO MILITARY SCHOOL.
408
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,679
YOU KNOW, I HEARD THEY
DON'T ALLOW NIGHT LIGHTS.
409
00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:54,814
LISTEN, STEVE,
410
00:21:54,881 --> 00:21:56,516
YOU PUT YOURSELF
ON THE LINE FOR ME.
411
00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:59,218
I WANT YOU TO KNOW,
I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT, MAN.
412
00:21:59,285 --> 00:22:01,053
HEY, ANY TIME, DUDE.
413
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,491
I'M YOUR BUDDY, AND BUDDIES
STICK BY EACH OTHER.
414
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:05,658
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
BUDDIES DO?
415
00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:06,959
WHAT?
416
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,695
THEY PLAY CATCH.
417
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,297
LET'S BREAK
THAT PUPPY IN.
418
00:22:11,364 --> 00:22:12,699
ALRIGHT!
419
00:22:14,300 --> 00:22:16,603
THINK FAST!
420
00:22:18,270 --> 00:22:20,707
WHAT HAPPENED!
421
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:27,814
SORRY!
I BROKE A LAMP, DAD.
422
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:30,950
GEE, THANKS FOR
COVERING FOR ME, EDDIE.
423
00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:32,885
WE'RE BUDDIES,
RIGHT?
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