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Have you seen steve?
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Nope.
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He's driving me nuts.
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Every afternoon
He asks to
Walk me to work.
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What you need
Is urkel repellent.
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Yeah, well, I'm going to
Fool him today.
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I'm leaving
An hour early.
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Hi, angel lips.
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Want me to
Walk you to work?
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It's no trouble at all,
My little babushka.
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I give up.
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* it's a rare condition *
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* this day and age *
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* to read any good news *
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* on the newspaper page *
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* love and tradition *
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* of the grand design *
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* some people say *
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* is even harder
To find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these
Gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see *
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* is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill our house
With happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* but we'll smother the blues
With tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
And opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Thanks, mom.
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Look, richie's
Checking out
The stock market.
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You got any
Hot tips, sweetie?
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Toys.
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We should buy
A toy stock?
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No. Just toys.
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Harriette.
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Uh-oh.
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[humming]
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Oh, great.
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It's dance contest
Time again.
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My favorite time
Of year.
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Mine, too.
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Not in front
Of the children.
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Whew.
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Dad, do we have to
Sell tickets
This year?
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No, you don't have to.
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Yes.
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You get to.
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Oh, dad!
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Come on, kids,
Perk up.
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After all,
The contest
Is for a good cause.
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We raise money
For the policeman's
Memorial foundation.
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Can I be honest
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About
Going to the
Dance contest?
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Sure.
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I'd rather
Do a swan dive
On a cactus.
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Why?
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Well, it's real depressing
Watching people your age
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Do the lambada.
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Have a nice day?
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Well, I took that jacket
Down a peg or two.
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Come upstairs with me.
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I got a sweater
That's been
Giving me trouble.
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Harriette...
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Make note.
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Charlie carnelli is not
Welcome in this house.
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Fine. Who's
Charlie carnelli?
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The biggest jerk
Down at the precinct.
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A jackass with a badge.
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I thought that
Was your captain.
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Sit down, relax,
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Tell me
What happened.
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Two weeks ago
He transfers
From the south side.
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I could tell he was
A goober from the get-go.
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How does this goober
Get you?
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Everything's a competition
With charlie--
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Who's got the best score
At the shooting range?
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Who gets
The most collars?
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Who can burp
The longest?
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I bet you won
That one.
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Of course, but that's
Not the point.
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Today charlie starts
Shooting off his mouth
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About how he's going
To win the dance contest.
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He says he's the world's
Greatest dancer.
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That kind of bragging
Is childish, stupid,
And petty.
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Carl, you are
Absolutely right.
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I said we'll
Wipe up the floor
With him.
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Carl.
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Rachel!
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Is rachel here?
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No. She's at work,
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But I'm sure
She heard you.
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I'm going to ask her
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To come up with
A killer routine.
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We were entering
This contest
For the fun.
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Fun just went
Out the window.
This is war.
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A fight to the finish.
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The carnellis
And the winslows
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Are going to rumba.
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* chick-a-boom,
Chick-a-boom *
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* chick-a-boom-boom *
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* chick-a-boom,
Chick-a-boom *
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* chick-a-boom-boom *
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* chick-a-boom,
Chick-a-boom... *
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[swing music plays]
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Ah, great, now!
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Dance!
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That's right.
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Whoo!
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Go with it,
Girl.
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Yay!
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Whoo!
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Work the show.
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You guys
Are great.
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Mom, you can't lose.
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Thanks, but let's
Hear it for my partner,
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Carl the dancer guy.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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What happened?
My back.
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It just went out.
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And pain came in.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh, hurt.
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Ooh, ooh, hurt.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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Daddy, are you okay?
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Daddy's fine.
He's just fine.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Maybe it'll help
If I rub your back.
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Maybe it will.
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Aah!
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Ooh.
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Maybe it won't.
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Carl, is there anything
I can get for you?
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My gun.
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That's it. I'm calling
Dr. Van lowe.
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Dad, can you
Straighten up
At all?
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No, but that's okay
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There are
Plenty of advantages
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To be being bent over.
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Harriette.
Yes.
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I need new shoes.
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Well, carl, that's it
For the dance contest.
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No! Ow!
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Wait! Ow!
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H-h-here, dad.
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Sit down.
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Take a load off.
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Alright.
Easy, easy.
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Okay.
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Ooh, ooh.
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Alright.
Just give me...
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, thank you, son.
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[high voice]
I love you.
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If you try to dance
With a wrenched back,
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You'll injure yourself
Permanently.
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I can't drop out now.
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I won't give carnelli
The satisfaction.
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Real smart.
Then after the contest,
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You can spend
The rest of your life
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Looking
Like a pretzel.
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Dr. Van lowe
Says he'll
See you in an hour.
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He's got
A treatment.
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He'll get me
Back in shape,
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And I'll be just fine.
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Come on. I need help.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh.
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And we got to hurry.
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What's the rush?
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The appointment's
Not for an hour.
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It'll take that long
To get to the car.
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Come on.
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Ooh. Ow.
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Oh, oh.
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Dad, we're going
To the mall.
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We need some money.
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How much money
Do you need?
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$20 should cover it.
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My wallet's in
My right front pocket.
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Say, dad,
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I can clean you out,
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And there's nothing
You can do about it.
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Yeah,
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But eventually
I'd get out of this
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And hunt you down.
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Right.
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You kids go and
Have a good time.
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Want us to hang you
On the porch
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So you can get
Some sun?
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Just go.
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Ahhh.
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Finally.
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Peace.
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Oh!
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00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,782
Anybody home?
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Let go of the door!
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Let go of the door!
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Whoa!
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Ohh!
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Hey, carl, you just
Hanging around?
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00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,300
What do you want,
Steve?
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World peace,
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But I'm here
To ease your plight.
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My plight's been eased.
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I'll be fine
By the dance contest.
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I have to hang in this
For 10 days,
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Four hours a shot.
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That's too much time
To spend by yourself.
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00:10:49,616 --> 00:10:52,686
I'll keep you company.
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00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:55,655
Yep. I'm your bus ticket
Out of lonesome town.
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00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,525
That's very thoughtful,
Steve, but--
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I'll be with you
Every second
You're in that thing.
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00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:05,098
H-harriette!
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00:11:06,533 --> 00:11:08,301
Encyclopedia britannica.
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00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,303
"A."
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Anybody!
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00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:18,311
[music plays]
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00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,024
You know what, carl?
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00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,293
The carnellis
Are good.
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00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,029
Yeah, I got to give
That obnoxious jerk
Credit.
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00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,515
Steve, you like
This music?
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00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,885
Nah, not really.
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00:11:57,951 --> 00:11:59,686
Maybe there's hope
For you yet.
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I'm more of a polka
Kind of guy.
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Carl.
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Charlie.
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My wife--
Harriette.
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Nice to meet you.
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00:12:50,370 --> 00:12:52,973
My wife--ellen.
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00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,277
My wife's prettier.
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In your dreams.
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00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,585
Folks, before we get
To our next contestants,
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00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:07,687
Let's just
Take a moment
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To acknowledge the person
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Who sold the most tickets
For tonight's contest.
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00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:16,063
How about a big hand
For richie crawford!
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00:13:16,897 --> 00:13:19,967
Richie! Yeah!
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00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,551
Hey, might not be
Too long
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00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,521
Before that young man
Is in the contest.
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00:13:44,291 --> 00:13:47,895
Laura, how did richie sell
137 tickets?
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I put his arm in a sling and
Stood outside a piggly wiggly.
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He sold out
In less than an hour.
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00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:59,072
Laura, you have no shame.
I love that in a woman.
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How's your back?
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00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,245
Terrific.
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00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:07,881
Remember, dr. Van lowe
Said to go easy.
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00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:09,182
Don't go overboard.
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00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,018
I'm fine.
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00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,253
So, gregory hines,
Look out.
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00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:18,191
Okay it is time
For our next contestants.
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00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,626
Let's put
Your hands together
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00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:20,760
For harriette winslow
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00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:23,263
And her
Lovely husband carl.
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00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,377
Don't worry
About a thing.
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00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:39,546
You got this puppy
Locked up.
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00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:40,948
Say, you're
Very pretty.
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00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,349
Well, thank you.
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00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,517
Get off my stage.
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00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:50,823
You ready?
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00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,326
Let's go for it,
Handsome.
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00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,065
[rumba music plays]
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00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,031
Yes!
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00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:23,150
[polka music plays]
270
00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:45,238
Alright!
271
00:16:45,305 --> 00:16:47,607
Let's hear it for
That wonderful couple.
272
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:48,641
Weren't they great?
273
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,443
Bravo!
274
00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,945
Bravo! Encore!
275
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,447
Bravo! En--
276
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,715
Thank you,
277
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,553
Thank you.
278
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,322
It's a real pleasure
To see such talent
279
00:17:02,389 --> 00:17:05,092
From the police
Commissioner's kids.
280
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,664
Uh-oh. Okay
281
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,066
The...
282
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,335
Results.
283
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:19,639
Oh, boy. This is the moment
We've all been waiting for.
284
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:20,940
The winning couple...
285
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:24,211
Of the eighth precinct's
Annual dance contest is...
286
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,248
Charlie and ellen carnelli!
287
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,687
And carl
And harriette winslow!
288
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,523
We have a tie!
289
00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,227
Alright.
290
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,763
Okay
291
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,232
I know, I know.
292
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:47,800
Now, there will be
A dance-off
293
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,302
To determine the winner.
294
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,604
The judges have decided
That the dance will be...
295
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,540
The jitterbug.
296
00:17:53,606 --> 00:17:57,210
So let us just give it up
For our finalists.
297
00:17:57,277 --> 00:18:00,647
And you people
Take a bow.
298
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,081
Come on.
299
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,666
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
300
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:20,767
Ooh, ow.
301
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,402
Ooh, ooh.
302
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,304
Did your back
Go out again?
303
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:24,937
Out?
304
00:18:25,004 --> 00:18:27,174
It's on vacation.
305
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,041
I'll tell the judges
We can't dance.
306
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,410
No!
307
00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:31,744
We got to beat
The carnellis.
308
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,813
We're just a jitterbug
Away from victory.
309
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,716
Carl, this competition thing
Is driving you crazy.
310
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:39,219
You're in pain. When are you
Giving it up?
311
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:43,323
Never. Carl winslow dances
To the death.
312
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:45,658
Attaboy, carl.
313
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,259
Ow!
314
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,695
Steve! Ow, it hurts!
315
00:18:48,761 --> 00:18:50,129
Ow!
316
00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:54,234
Oh, carl.
317
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:56,869
You got a little
Back problem here?
318
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,238
Huh? Oh, no, charlie.
319
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:01,374
I was, uh...
I was admiring my shoes.
320
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,143
Yeah, look,
Real leather.
321
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:05,578
For a second there,
322
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:08,481
I thought
You were going to
Try to chicken out.
323
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,419
Oh, oh, aah!
324
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,521
Charlie.
Charlie, you okay?
325
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,656
It's my ankle.
It's--it...
326
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:18,024
It's fine.
327
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,759
It's a strong ankle.
Real fine.
328
00:19:19,826 --> 00:19:21,027
Aah!
329
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:22,862
Okay
330
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:26,466
Folks, it is time
For the dramatic
Dance-off.
331
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,269
Now, dancers,
To the floor,
Please.
332
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:32,772
Now, here they come.
Here they come.
333
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,374
The dance
Of champions.
334
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,576
The champions
Of the dance.
335
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:44,351
Okay, boys. Hit it!
336
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:49,622
[jitterbug music plays]
337
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,692
Ow! Ow! Ow!
338
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:53,893
Oh! Oh!
339
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,595
Oh! Oh! Oh!
340
00:19:58,298 --> 00:19:59,866
Oh! Oh!
341
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,505
[music stops]
342
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,206
Ellen, what
Are you doing?
343
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:08,375
You're hurt.
344
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,377
We got to stop.
345
00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:11,478
What's
Going on here?
346
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:12,945
We can't dance
Anymore.
347
00:20:13,012 --> 00:20:14,481
My husband
Sprained
His ankle.
348
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:17,584
Oh, I'm sorry.
You lose.
349
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:18,751
What?
350
00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:21,521
The winners of this year's
Dance contest--
351
00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:24,324
Can I say
Something, please?
352
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,660
Uh...
353
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:31,531
This competition thing
Has gotten way out of hand.
354
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,301
I'm hurt.
Charlie's hurt.
355
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:35,335
We both want
To win so bad
356
00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:38,237
That we're not
Having any fun.
357
00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:40,039
Right, charlie?
358
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,608
Right, carl.
359
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:42,675
So I think
It's only fair
360
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,244
That we declare
This a tie.
361
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:47,747
We both
Deserve to win.
362
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:52,151
Yeah, I'll take it.
363
00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:57,490
Hey. Now, there is
A noble gesture.
364
00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,859
Isn't that great, folks?
Is that great?
365
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:06,899
Unfortunately,
It's against the rules,
366
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:10,570
So, hey, you both lose
By default.
367
00:21:10,637 --> 00:21:11,904
Let's hear it
For the winners,
368
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,040
The commissioner's kids!
369
00:21:17,844 --> 00:21:20,847
Oh, you were wonderful,
Absolutely wonderful.
370
00:21:20,913 --> 00:21:24,384
What's your hourly rate?
My parents' anniversary...
371
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,520
Now let's turn
The evening over
372
00:21:27,587 --> 00:21:29,489
To our young people
And their music.
373
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:31,324
They are
This country's future,
374
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:34,327
So let's just
Grin and bear it.
375
00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:35,528
Young people.
376
00:21:35,595 --> 00:21:37,730
[you can't touch this
Plays]
377
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,946
Oh, ooh, ow.
378
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:58,017
Carl.
379
00:21:58,084 --> 00:21:58,985
Huh?
380
00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,287
I'm proud of you.
Really?
381
00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:03,856
Yeah.
You had charlie beat.
382
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:05,792
They would've
Given us the trophy,
383
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:09,161
But instead, you showed
What a good sport you are.
384
00:22:09,228 --> 00:22:11,731
Thanks, babe.
385
00:22:11,798 --> 00:22:14,534
Come on, mr. Bojangles.
Let's go home.
386
00:22:14,601 --> 00:22:17,136
I'll fix you a big
Banana split
387
00:22:17,203 --> 00:22:20,006
And then hang you up
On the door.
388
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:25,945
You really know how
To treat a guy.
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