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* IT'S A RARE CONDITION *
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* IN THIS DAY AND AGE *
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* TO READ ANY GOOD NEWS
ON THE NEWSPAPER PAGE *
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* AND LOVE AND TRADITION
OF THE GRAND DESIGN *
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* SOME PEOPLE SAY
IS EVEN HARDER TO FIND *
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* WELL, THEN, THERE MUST BE
SOME MAGIC CLUE *
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* INSIDE THESE GENTLE WALLS *
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* 'CAUSE ALL I SEE
IS A TOWER OF DREAMS *
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* REAL LOVE BURSTIN'
OUT OF EVERY SEAM *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* WE'RE GONNA FILL OUR HOUSE
WITH HAPPINESS *
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* THE MOON MAY CRY *
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* BUT WE'LL SMOTHER THE BLUES
WITH TENDERNESS *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* THERE'S ROOM FOR YOU
ROOM FOR ME *
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* FOR GENTLE HEARTS
AND OPPORTUNITY *
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* AS DAYS GO BY *
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* IT'S THE BIGGER LOVE
OF THE FAMILY *
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WHOA. HUNK ALERT.
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THAT'S STEVE WEBSTER.
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YOU KNOW HIM?
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YOU'VE ACTUALLY SEEN
THOSE LIPS MOVE?
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STEVE'S MY LOAN OFFICER
AT THE BANK.
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HE MADE ALL THIS POSSIBLE,
SO TREAT HIM KINDLY.
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HI.
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HELLO, RACHEL.
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CONGRATULATIONS.
THE PLACE, IT LOOKS GREAT.
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THANK YOU.
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WHO'S THIS
LOVELY YOUNG LADY?
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THIS IS MY NIECE LAURA.
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LAURA, THIS IS
STEVE WEBSTER.
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NICE TO MEET YOU.
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IT SURE IS.
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THESE ARE FOR YOU.
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OH, THANK YOU.
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OH, STEVE,
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
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COMPARED TO YOU,
THEY'RE JUST
A BUNCH OF WEEDS.
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WHAT A NICE THING
TO SAY.
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LAURA, WOULD YOU PUT THESE
IN SOME WEED WATER?
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SURE.
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I DID THAT
ON PURPOSE.
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IT WAS REALLY SWEET
OF YOU TO COME BY
LIKE THIS.
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DO LOAN OFFICERS
ALWAYS VISIT
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THE BUSINESSES
THEY FINANCE?
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I JUST DIDN'T
HAVE THE GUTS
TO SAY THIS BY PHONE.
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TELL ME WHAT?
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YOU DIDN'T READ
THE FINE PRINT
IN THE LOAN PAPERS.
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FINE PRINT?
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MM-HMM.
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THIS IS SO TYPICAL.
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YOU BANK PEOPLE
ARE REAL PIRANHAS.
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DOES MY INTEREST
RATE DOUBLE AFTER
THE FIRST YEAR?
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RELAX, RELAX.
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THE CLAUSE I'M
REFERRING TO STATES,
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"THE BORROWER IS REQUIRED,
WITHIN ONE WEEK
OF THE GRAND OPENING,
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TO HAVE DINNER
WITH THE LOAN OFFICER
OF SAID DOCUMENT."
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WELL, NOW,
THAT IS FINE PRINT.
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VERY FINE PRINT.
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HOW ABOUT FRIDAY
AT 8:00?
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LOOK, STEVE,
I BARELY KNOW YOU.
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BESIDES, I'M NOT SURE
IT'S GOOD
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TO MIX BUSINESS
WITH PLEASURE.
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I SEE.
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7:30 WOULD BE BETTER.
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GREAT!
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UNTIL FRIDAY.
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HARRIET, HARRIET.
RICHIE'S GONE.
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I CAN'T FIND MY SON ANYWHERE.
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RACHEL--
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HE'S NOT UPSTAIRS OR DOWNSTAIRS.
NOT INSIDE OR OUTSIDE.
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SO CALL THE POLICE.
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RACHEL!
WHAT?
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PEEK-A-BOO!
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OH, I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE
YOU WERE. MOMMY WAS WORRIED
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LITTLE RICHIE AND I WERE JUST
READING THE PAPER TOGETHER.
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RACHEL, I'M GOING TO GET YOU
AN INTERCOM SYSTEM.
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YOU CAN KEEP AN EAR ON HIM
NO MATTER WHERE HE IS.
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THANKS, HARRIET. AND WHEN STEVE
GETS HERE ENTERTAIN HIM.
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OKAY, BABY.
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CAN'T WE WATCH
A SESAME STREET TAPE?
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I DON'T THINK SO, SWEETHEART,
YOU'RE UNCLE CARL WORE IT OUT.
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I-I'M COLD.
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STEVE, WHAT'S WRONG?
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I...
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O-O-ORGANIZED
TH-THE F-F-FREEZER.
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OH, YOU POOR BABY.
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HOW LONG WERE YOU
IN THERE?
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L-L-LONG ENOUGH
TO GET ICICLES
ON MY NOSE HAIR.
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LOOK.
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I'LL JUST TAKE YOUR WORD
FOR IT.
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STEVE, THANK YOU
SO MUCH
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FOR ORGANIZING
THE FREEZER.
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THAT WAS
VERY ENTERPRISING.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU ARE A VERY
SPECIAL PERSON.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I'D DO WITHOUT YOU.
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HELLO, EDDO.
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EDDIE WINSLOW,
YOU ARE A SLIME BUCKET.
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SO LONG, EDDO.
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JOLENE!
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IS IT TRUE
YOU ASKED OUT
SIMONE EDWARDS?
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WHAT?
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YOU'RE THE ONLY GIRL
FOR ME.
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DID YOU ASK HER OUT
OR NOT?
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WELL, YEAH.
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THE GOOD NEWS IS
SHE SAID NO.
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THAT'S IT.
WE'RE THOUGH,
EDDIE--HISTORY.
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HOO HOO HOO!
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UH, EDDIE, IS THIS
A BAD TIME?
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STEVE,
I JUST GOT DUMPED.
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OH, GOOD.
THEN YOU'RE FREE.
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I NEED YOUR OPINION
ON SOMETHING, EDDIE.
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I'M STARTING
TO SEE SIGNS
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THAT A CERTAIN GIRL
LIKES ME.
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WHAT KIND OF SIGNS?
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WELL, FOR ONE THING,
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SHE'S ALWAYS
COMPLIMENTING ME.
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COMPLIMENTING IS GOOD.
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OH. SHE TOUCHES ME
A LOT.
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SHE--YEAH, YEAH.
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HUGGING...
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PATTING...
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OOH--AND RUBBING.
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RUBBING IS REAL GOOD.
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IT MIGHT BE
MY IMAGINATION.
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THE CONCEPT OF A GIRL
ACTUALLY ENJOYING
MY PRESENCE
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IS ALL BRAND-NEW TO ME.
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ARE THERE ANY OTHER
SIGNS TO LOOK OUT FOR?
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WELL, I CAN TELL YOU
HOW I FOUND OUT
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THAT JOLENE HAD FALLEN
FOR THE EDSTER.
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WHO?
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ME.
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OH. PLEASE, GO ON.
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ONE DAY I HAD
WALKED BY HER
IN STUDY HALL.
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SHE WAS DOODLING MY NAME
OVER AND OVER.
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WOW!
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THANKS, PAL. IF YOU
EVER NEED ANYTHING,
JUST SAY THE WORD.
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THANKS.
BRING ME A BURGER.
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SORRY. THIS ISN'T
MY STATION.
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"RACHEL LOVES STEVE."
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OKAY, LET'S SEE.
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BETTER ADD ZUCCHINI
TO THAT SHOPPING LIST.
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Z-U-K--
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NOPE.
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OH.
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Z-O-O-K--
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UH-UH.
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LET'S GET CORN INSTEAD.
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OKAY, RICHIE,
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THE INTERCOM IS ALL READY.
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HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.
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THE TRANSMITTER
STAYS HERE,
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AND THE RECEIVER GOES
IN THE LIVING ROOM.
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IF YOU TALK HERE,
I CAN HEAR YOU THERE.
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BUT HOW?
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WELL, IF YOU--
THIS COMES--IF--
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LET'S JUST TRY IT OUT.
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OKAY.
YOU GO IN THERE,
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AND I'LL SAY HI.
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DEAL.
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HERE WE GO NOW.
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THIS IS SO MUCH FUN.
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SHH!
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[HIGH-PITCHED SCREAM]
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AAH!
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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HI, RACHEL.
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CAN WE TALK?
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WE'RE GOING TO THE STORE.
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IT'S ABOUT A MAN.
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JUDY, GO GET
THE DICTIONARY
AND LOOK UP ZUCCHINI.
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OH, I NEVER GET TO HEAR
THE GOOD STUFF.
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OKAY, YOU WANT TO TALK TO US
ABOUT A MAN?
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ANY CHANCE THIS MAN
COULD BE STEVE WEBSTER?
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YES!
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WELL, YOU KNOW WE HAD
DINNER THE OTHER NIGHT.
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WE HAD A GREAT TIME.
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WE GOT THE HINT
WHEN YOU WALKED
THROUGH THE DOOR
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AND DID A CARTWHEEL.
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WELL, YOU KNOW, STEVE
IS SMART, CHARMING,
AND FUNNY.
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AND HE ASKED ME OUT AGAIN.
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BUT...
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BUT HE'S A LITTLE...
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YOUNG.
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YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE TALK
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WHEN A MATURE WOMAN
DATES A YOUNGER MAN.
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THE STORY OF MY LIFE.
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I FELT LIKE EVERYONE
WAS STARING AT US
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BECAUSE OF
OUR AGE DIFFERENCE.
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RACHEL,
YOU'RE ONLY 35.
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WELL...HE'S 28.
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HERE'S HOW I SEE IT.
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THERE'S
ONLY THREE THINGS
IMPORTANT IN A MAN--
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THAT HE'S SINGLE,
OVER 21,
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AND BRINGS
HIS OWN TOOTHBRUSH.
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OOH! YOU OUGHT TO QUIT!
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GEE, OFFICER, I'M REALLY
SORRY I WAS SPEEDING.
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DO WE HAVE TO GO
TO THE POLICE STATION?
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YEP. BUT FIRST YOU HAVE
TO STOP FOR DOUGHNUTS.
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YEAH!
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MY KIND OF COP.
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HI, BIG GUY.
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HI.
HI.
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CARL, I BROUGHT THE NOTES
TO GO OVER WITH LAURA.
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SHE'S IN THE SHOWER.
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THANKS.
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I ALMOST GOT YOU THERE.
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CUTE.
I'LL TELL HER.
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COME ON, RICHIE.
I NEED BACKUP.
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10-4!
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MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
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I MEAN, THE AGE DIFFERENCE
DOESN'T REALLY MATTER.
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WHAT DOES MATTER
IS THE WAY STEVE
MAKES ME FEEL.
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I MEAN, STEVE
HAS CHANGED MY WHOLE LIFE.
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IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIM,
I WOULDN'T HAVE
RACHEL'S PLACE.
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AND THERE ARE SO MANY
WONDERFUL THINGS
ABOUT HIM.
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HE'S HANDSOME.
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HE'S A GREAT DRESSER.
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AND HE IS ONE
OF THE SEXIEST MEN
I'VE EVER MET.
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YOU REALLY LIKE HIM.
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LIKE HIM?
OH, HARRIETTE,
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I'M FALLING
HEAD-OVER-HEELS
IN LOVE WITH HIM.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GOING TO INVITE STEVE
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TO A ROMANTIC DINNER
AT THE RESTAURANT
ON SUNDAY.
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CANDLELIGHT...
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THE TWO OF US ALL ALONE.
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WHOO...
WHOO...
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EEE!
EEE!
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OH, HI, STEVE.
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OH!
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HOW ARE YOU?
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I'M FINE!
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STEVE, WOULD YOU MIND
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COMING OVER
TO THE RESTAURANT
ON SUNDAY ABOUT 7:30?
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WHAT?
HUH, WH-WH-WH-WHAT?
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WELL, I'M
PLANNING A DINNER
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FOR A VERY, VERY
SPECIAL FRIEND.
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OH, I SEE.
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OH, I SEE.
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I--I--I SEE.
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00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,386
STEVE, ARE YOU SURE
YOU'RE OKAY?
242
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,456
FINE, FINE, FINE!
243
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,358
GOOD.
244
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:15,562
I WANT TO PLAY MY RECORDS
ON THE JUKEBOX.
245
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,897
CAN YOU HELP ME
PUT THEM IN?
246
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:18,866
DO I HAVE TO?
247
00:13:18,932 --> 00:13:20,868
STEVE, I AM YOUR BOSS,
248
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:24,137
BUT I'D BE WILLING
TO PAY YOU.
249
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:26,606
WELL, GEE,
250
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:29,809
I WOULDN'T KNOW
WHAT TO CHARGE.
251
00:13:31,278 --> 00:13:33,213
HOW ABOUT
DOUBLE THE USUAL?
252
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,582
THE USUAL?
253
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,185
WELL...
254
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,220
O-OKAY.
255
00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:41,654
THANKS, STEVE.
256
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,190
YOU KNOW WHAT?
257
00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:45,425
YOU ARE SUCH
A SWEETHEART.
258
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,394
COME HERE.
259
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,396
OHH!
260
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,634
STEVE?
261
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,236
STEVE,
WHAT HAPPENED?
262
00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:59,907
OH, NOTHING.
JUST BLACKED OUT
FOR A SECOND THERE.
263
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:11,784
TELL ME IN AS FEW WORDS
AS POSSIBLE,
264
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,186
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
265
00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:16,356
WELL, YOU SEE,
I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE
266
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:20,227
THAT A CERTAIN WOMAN
IS FALLING IN LOVE WITH ME.
267
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,663
WELL, WE CAN BE SURE
IT'S NOT LAURA.
268
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:25,032
OH, THAT I WISH
IT WERE,
269
00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,334
FOR MY HEART
WOULD NOT BE SO TORN.
270
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:33,306
WELL, STEVE,
IS--IS THE WOMAN NICE?
271
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,807
OH, YEAH.
272
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,143
WELL,
IS SHE ATTRACTIVE?
273
00:14:36,209 --> 00:14:40,147
OH, SHE'S A FEAST
FOR THESE FOUR EYES.
274
00:14:42,182 --> 00:14:45,018
WELL, THEN,
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
275
00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:47,687
WELL, MY HEART
IS PROMISED TO LAURA.
276
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:51,691
SHE'S BEEN THE ONLY
GIRL FOR ME SINCE
WE MET IN KINDERGARTEN
277
00:14:51,758 --> 00:14:53,893
AND SHE MADE ME
EAT MY PLAY-DOH.
278
00:14:55,795 --> 00:15:00,367
WELL, STEVE, MAYBE YOU
SHOULD GIVE THIS OTHER
GIRL A CHANCE.
279
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:04,837
I MEAN, IT DOESN'T LOOK
LIKE LAURA'S GOING
TO FALL INTO YOUR ARMS
280
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,707
ANY TIME THIS CENTURY.
281
00:15:07,774 --> 00:15:09,009
I KNOW.
282
00:15:09,076 --> 00:15:10,577
AND STEVE,
CONSIDER THIS.
283
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:14,047
IF THIS GIRL
REALLY HAS FALLEN...
FOR YOU...
284
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:17,985
THEN IT'S OBVIOUS
THAT THERE'S
285
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,887
A POWERFUL CHEMICAL
ATTRACTION GOING ON.
286
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,656
YOU SLY DOG, YOU.
287
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:26,826
YEAH!
288
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:27,995
YEAH!
289
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:30,730
YEAH, WELL...
290
00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,099
I GUESS I DO HAVE
291
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:35,435
A HEALTHY DOSE
OF THE OLD
ANIMAL MAGNETISM.
292
00:15:35,502 --> 00:15:38,305
OH, YEAH!
293
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,713
GET BACK!
GET BACK!
294
00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,117
LOOK OUT!
DUDE ON THE LOOSE!
295
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:52,119
LOOK OUT!
DUDE ON THE LOOSE!
296
00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:54,187
GET DOWN!
GET DOWN!
297
00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,956
GET DOWN
WITH YOUR BAD SELF!
298
00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,958
GET ALL THE WAY DOWN!
299
00:15:59,026 --> 00:15:59,892
OH, YEAH!
300
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,628
OH, YEAH! YEAH.
301
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,330
ALRIGHT.
302
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:09,936
THANKS FOR THE TALK,
CARL.
303
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:13,373
YEAH, THERE'S A FILLY
OUT THERE WHO NEEDS ME,
304
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,708
AND I'M NOT ONE
FOR CRUELTY TO ANIMALS.
305
00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:30,257
GET DOWN!
GET DOOOOWN!
306
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,093
YEAH!
307
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,579
HEY, THERE,
BUBBLING BROWN SUGAR.
308
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,516
STEVE?
309
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,884
YEP.
310
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,619
THE URKMAN HIMSELF.
311
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:04,357
STEVE, WHY ARE YOU
WEARING A TUXEDO?
312
00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:08,128
HEY, A SPECIAL NIGHT,
A SPECIAL LADY,
313
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:10,797
A SPECIAL RENTAL PRICE.
314
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,338
I HAVE
A SPECIAL QUESTION.
315
00:17:18,405 --> 00:17:20,673
WHAT THE HECK
IS GOING ON HERE?
316
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,510
YOU AND I ARE CAUGHT
IN THE GALE FORCE WINDS
317
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,312
OF HURRICANE URKEL.
318
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:31,284
SO IF YOU FEEL YOURSELF
BEING SWEPT AWAY,
319
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:34,154
HOLD ONTO ME,
MY BIG BAMBINA.
320
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,390
WHAT?
321
00:17:37,457 --> 00:17:40,260
I THINK YOUR
CUMMERBUND'S
A LITTLE TOO TIGHT.
322
00:17:40,327 --> 00:17:43,530
I KNOW HOW YOU
FEEL ABOUT ME, RACHEL.
323
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:44,464
YOU DO?
324
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:47,334
DON'T BE COY,
MY LITTLE AMAZON.
325
00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,106
YEP.
326
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,242
I HEARD YOU
OVER THE INTERCOM.
327
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,844
YOU DECLARED
YOUR LOVE FOR ME.
328
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,379
OH.
329
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:01,814
OH.
330
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,353
AND PHOO ON
OUR AGE DIFFERENCE.
331
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:11,391
THE WICKED WHISPERS
OF THE SMALL-MINDED
332
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,493
WILL TURN INTO
SHOUTS OF ADMIRATION
333
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,862
AS SOON AS
I START SHAVING.
334
00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,372
UH, STEVE...
335
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,939
HONEY...
336
00:18:27,006 --> 00:18:28,275
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
337
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,977
OH, BUT I UNDERSTAND
ONLY TOO WELL.
338
00:18:31,043 --> 00:18:33,680
A WISE AND
SOMEWHAT PORTLY MAN
339
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:36,115
TOLD ME TO EXPLORE
OUR RELATIONSHIP.
340
00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:40,153
AND WHEN
PORTLY MEN SPEAK,
I LISTEN.
341
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:44,023
STEVE, LET ME EXPLAIN
SOMETHING HERE.
342
00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,625
HUSH, MY PUPPY.
343
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,995
LET US NOT SPEAK.
344
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:51,364
INSTEAD, LET'S LISTEN.
345
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:54,234
LET'S LISTEN
TO OUR HEARTS.
346
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:59,138
UH, STEVE.
STEVE, HONEY.
347
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,241
STEVE! STEVE!
348
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,009
LISTEN TO ME FIRST.
NOW, SEE--
349
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:06,179
WAIT! WH-WHAT'S
THAT SMELL?
350
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:08,648
WHAT PERFUME
ARE YOU WEARING?
351
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,850
UH, RAINBOW CLOUD.
352
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,152
LAURA WEARS
RAINBOW CLOUD!
353
00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:15,622
I KNOW. I BORROWED IT
FROM HER.
354
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,156
OH...
355
00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,292
WHAT AM I DOING?
356
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,928
WHY AM I HERE?
357
00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,963
IT'S LAURA I LOVE.
358
00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,899
YESTERDAY, TODAY,
AND FOREVER.
359
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,201
YOU'RE RIGHT, STEVE.
360
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:30,403
IT IS LAURA YOU LOVE.
361
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,639
LET'S ALWAYS
REMEMBER THAT.
362
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,177
OH, I'M SORRY, RACHEL.
363
00:19:38,245 --> 00:19:40,313
I'VE TOYED
WITH YOUR AFFECTIONS.
364
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:43,450
CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME?
365
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:45,218
WELL...
366
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,921
THIS ISN'T GOING TO BE
EASY, STEVE.
367
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,324
I HAVE BEEN HURT.
368
00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,566
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
PROBABLY THINKING
RIGHT NOW--
369
00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:02,935
YOU'LL NEVER FIND A MAN
QUITE LIKE ME.
370
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,738
I'M ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN.
371
00:20:07,073 --> 00:20:09,309
WELL,
TIME HEALS ALL WOUNDS,
372
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:12,044
AND KEEP THAT
PRETTY LITTLE CHIN UP.
373
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,747
I'LL TRY.
374
00:20:16,283 --> 00:20:18,885
PERHAPS SOME DAY, THE LORD
WILL SEND YOU A MAN
375
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,288
WHO'S PERFECT FOR YOU.
376
00:20:22,154 --> 00:20:24,156
HELLO, RACHEL.
377
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,593
WOW! YOU'RE GOOD!
378
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,617
SO, LET ME
GET THIS STRAIGHT.
379
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,585
YOU WERE CONSIDERING
NOT SEEING ME AGAIN
380
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:55,822
BECAUSE OF
OUR AGE DIFFERENCE?
381
00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,557
RIGHT.
382
00:20:57,624 --> 00:21:00,793
BUT YOU DON'T CARE
ABOUT THAT ANYMORE.
383
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,429
RIGHT.
384
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,497
RACHEL,
385
00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,165
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHAT YOU WERE
SO WORRIED ABOUT.
386
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:10,770
I MEAN, I'M 28,
AND YOU COULDN'T
BE ANY MORE THAN 30.
387
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,674
RIGHT.
388
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:27,754
[JUKEBOX PLAYS]
389
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,466
[CASH REGISTER
BELL RINGS]
390
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,935
OOH, I LOVE THAT SOUND.
391
00:21:43,002 --> 00:21:46,573
RACHEL, THIS PLACE IS PACKED
TIGHTER THAN A CUBAN CIGAR.
392
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:49,041
WE'RE DOING OKAY.
393
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:50,176
YEAH.
394
00:21:50,242 --> 00:21:51,811
CUSTOMERS
ARE POURING IN.
395
00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:53,179
YEAH.
396
00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,581
WE ALL MAKING MONEY.
397
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:58,351
OH, YEAH!
OH, YEAH!
398
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,421
COULD WE ORDER FOOD?
399
00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:02,955
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
400
00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:04,023
LAURA--
401
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,859
SORRY. THIS
ISN'T MY STATION.
402
00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,495
UH, STEVE!
403
00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,230
UH, SORRY. I'M BUSY.
404
00:22:11,297 --> 00:22:13,132
RACHEL, IF YOU'RE
GOING TO BE THIS BUSY,
405
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:14,667
BETTER HIRE EXTRA HELP.
406
00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:17,604
DON'T WORRY, CARL.
IT'S ALL TAKEN CARE OF.
407
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:21,107
SERVICE ON NUMBER SIX!
408
00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:25,244
WHOA!
409
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:27,714
OKAY.
WHAT WILL IT BE?
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