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* it's a rare condition *
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* in this day and age *
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* to read any good news
On the newspaper page *
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* and love and tradition
Of the grand design *
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* some people say
Is even harder to find *
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* well, then, there must be
Some magic clue *
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* inside these gentle walls *
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* 'cause all I see
Is a tower of dreams *
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* real love burstin'
Out of every seam *
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* as days go by *
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* we're gonna fill
Our house with happiness *
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* the moon may cry *
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* we're gonna smother
The blues with tenderness *
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* as days go by *
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* there's room for you,
Room for me *
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* for gentle hearts
An opportunity *
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* as days go by *
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* it's the bigger love
Of the family *
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Later, rachel.
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Hitting the courts
Again?
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I'm playing
Alice grayson.
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I whip her butt
Every time.
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But she's
Half your age.
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Poor thing can't
Go to the net.
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Later, honey.
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Have fun.
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Give me
One of those.
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One?
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Whew!
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These grocery bags...
Are heavy.
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Thank goodness
I'm in such...Great...Shape.
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Look at this.
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Eight bags
Of groceries, $180.
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Yeah. Can you believe
The fuss they made
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When I paid
With a check?
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Carl, you told them not
To cash it until november.
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Oh, carl,
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We need
To call a plumber.
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Why?
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Little richie
Was curious to see
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If your new slippers
Would float in the toilet.
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They don't.
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Don't we have enough
Expenses around here
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Without the kids
Sabotaging the place?
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Carl, there are eight people
Living in this house.
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It's bound
To get expensive.
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If things get tight,
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We'll both
Work overtime.
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Listen, you two,
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I feel like
A freeloader.
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Rachel, don't be silly.
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Well...
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I appreciate
The way you two
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Have supported my
Attempts to be a writer,
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But my career's
Going nowhere fast.
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I'd like to contribute
To the family budget.
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It's not necessary,
Right, carl?
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Let's hear her out,
Harriette.
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Look at
These newspapers.
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I've checked
All the want ads,
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But these jobs
Sound so lousy.
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Listen.
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"Lakeshore zoo seeks executive
Veterinary assistant.
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Simian sanitation."
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Well, that sounds good.
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What do you do?
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You scoop monkey poop.
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What's the pay?
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Listen rachel.
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If you got
To find a job,
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Find something
Challenging.
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Hey. Here's
Something challenging.
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"Shy guy seeks hot babe
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Who shares love
For pie toppings."
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Hee hee hee.
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Rachel, don't feel
That you have to take
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The first job
That comes along.
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Take your time, okay?
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Don't worry.
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It's almost impossible
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To find a job
These days.
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Guess what.
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I just got a job.
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I'm a waitress
At leroy's.
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I get minimum wage,
Plus tips.
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We're talking new clothes,
Concert tickets,
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* I want money *
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* lots and lots
Of money *
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* I want a pie
In the sky *
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Whoa.
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* I want to be rich *
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Whoa!
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What?
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You're too young
To have a job.
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No, I'm not.
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You have schoolwork
And chores here.
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Let me work
For one month.
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If my grades slip
Or I don't work here,
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I'll quit.
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One month.
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Will you sign
My work permit?
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Why do you need that?
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I'm too young
To have a job.
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Are there any more
Openings at leroy's?
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Nope. I got
The last one.
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You?
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You're working
At leroy's?
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I knew you'd be
Thrilled, sugar knees.
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I saw you ask leroy
For a job,
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So I asked, too.
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Go home, steve.
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Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
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A peck
Near the lip area
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Would speed me
On my way.
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So would a left hook.
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Ooh. I love it
When she gets physical.
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Boy. Laura's got a job,
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Even steve urkel's
Got one.
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I should be able
To find something.
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Well, if
You're interested,
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My uncle cecil urkel
Is looking for somebody.
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Really?
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What job is it?
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I'm not sure.
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It's got something
To do with pie toppings.
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[dance music plays]
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Hey, jolene,
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Who do you think is
Better-looking, me or tyrone?
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Well, right now, eddie,
I'd have to say tyrone.
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Why?
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'cause you don't
Look real hunky
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With mustard
On your nose.
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Laura, you've
Table six to check.
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But they're not
Done eating.
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Huh, if I waited for people
To finish eatin' my food...
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I'd never make a dime.
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Psst.
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Hey! Hey! She looks like
A great waitress!
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I hope we get her!
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What are you guys
Doing here?
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We wanted to give
Our support.
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And throw you
Some business.
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And after that,
We'll rock till we drop.
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Mom!
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Waitress, we need menus.
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Sorry, this is
Not my station.
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Steve, table 10.
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Hi.
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Oh.
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Oh, I'll be
With you
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In two shakes of
A lamb's tail, okay?
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Here's your food.
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We're out
Of fries now,
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But I'll try
And scrape some up.
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Hi, everybody.
Welcome to leroy's.
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Menu. Menu. Menu.
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Menu. Menu.
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Just bring
Burgers and fries.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Would you guys like those
Burgers with cheese?
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Please. Please.
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Oh, you guys.
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Steve!
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Oh.
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Allow me,
My little milk shake.
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No, I'll handle it.
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Hands as lovely
As yours
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Should never be
Besmirched by grease.
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Oh, here.
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Oh, no!
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Here, let me.
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I got it.
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Oh, no, I insist.
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Aah!
Aah!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no!
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No!
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Did I do that?
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Okay, you two, payday.
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Yes!
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You're doing a good job.
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Thanks, sir.
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A bill?
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That's what you owe me
For broken dishes.
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Perhaps if you popped
For better china.
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I should fire you.
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I'm in a good mood,
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So I'll cut you
Some slack.
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Thank you.
I love slack.
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I'm going to make
A bank deposit.
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Take your time.
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00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,137
Why don't you stop
And treat yourself
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To a decent meal?
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Ohh...
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You know, the life of
A restaurateur
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Appeals to
This particular joe.
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I've mastered waitering.
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I'm a crackerjack
Cashier,
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And during peak hours,
A darn good hostess.
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Yup, I think it's time
I became a chef.
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Where are you going?
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To turn on the grill.
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I'll fry you up
A steve-o supremo.
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Urkel, you shouldn't
Do any cooking.
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Don't fret, my pet.
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What could go wrong?
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Did I do that?
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What's happening?
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Leroy's is on fire.
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Laura.
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Laura!
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Laura. Oh, my baby.
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Are you okay?
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I'm fine, ma.
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Laura!
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Dad!
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00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:31,418
Laura!
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Oh, sweetheart.
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I was so worried.
Are you alright?
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Fine, dad.
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00:12:36,656 --> 00:12:38,225
Oh, sweetheart.
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Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
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I've been looking
For you two.
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Now just how did
This fire start?
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It was an accident,
Your honor.
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I'm not the judge.
I'm the fire inspector.
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I know. I was just
Practicing.
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Here's what happened.
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Some grease flared up
On the grill.
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Still we could've
Handled it.
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00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:51,498
But then he
Threw water on it.
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Oh! No, no, no. You never ever
Throw water on a grease fire.
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Thanks. I'll know
For the next time.
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Leroy.
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How you holding up?
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I've had better days.
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You!
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Aah!
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00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:26,233
Leroy, no, no! Calm down!
Take it easy!
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You can rebuild
The place better than ever.
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00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:31,371
I'm too old
To start over.
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00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,740
I'm retiring
To fort lauderdale,
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00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,943
Get me
A little co-op.
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00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,010
You don't
Mean that, leroy.
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I'm taking
My insurance money,
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00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:41,881
Maybe even my wife.
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00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,883
I have flipped
My last burger.
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00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:46,486
Now the only buns
I want to see
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Are on the beach.
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00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:53,193
Boy, he got up on
The wrong side of the bed.
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00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,407
Does everybody
Have name tags?
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00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:11,511
Steve, carl and I
Know each other.
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00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:13,146
Just going by the book.
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00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:16,316
Welcome, everybody.
This is an informal meeting.
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Feel free to ask
Any questions at any time.
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Yes?
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00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:23,423
Why are we here?
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00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,491
Good question...
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Carl.
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Hee hee hee.
[snort snort]
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And I'll answer it.
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00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,333
You see, um...
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When steve
Burned down leroy's,
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It caused
Lots of problems.
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The neighborhood kids
Lost their hangout,
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Steve and laura
Lost their jobs,
269
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:44,944
And poor leroy
Lost his mind.
270
00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:47,280
At the same time,
I was looking for a job
271
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,549
And getting
Absolutely nowhere.
272
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:52,552
That's when I dug
Into the old gray matter
273
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:56,256
And yanked out an idea that
Reeked of sheer genius.
274
00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:00,193
Steve suggested
That I buy leroy's,
275
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:03,396
Rebuild it, and run it
As my own business.
276
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,265
Whoa!
277
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,267
It's the answer
To everyone's problems.
278
00:16:07,334 --> 00:16:10,970
But where will you get money
To buy a restaurant?
279
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,806
Well, from the bank
And my...
280
00:16:13,873 --> 00:16:16,376
Brand-new partners.
281
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:20,680
I think she means us...
282
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,515
Carl.
283
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,054
The bank
Will finance us
284
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,456
If we can come up with
A 20% down payment.
285
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:32,825
I'll use the insurance money
My husband left me.
286
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:36,563
All I need from you
Is a check for...
287
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:42,669
Whoa.
288
00:16:42,735 --> 00:16:43,870
I know I can
Make it work.
289
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:46,673
I really believe that
With all my heart.
290
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,509
Rachel, we've plenty of
Confidence in you but...
291
00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:52,445
Aren't restaurants
A risky investment?
292
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,546
Steve?
293
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,914
Good question.
294
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,149
The following
Visual aid
295
00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:59,286
Will clear up any
And all doubts you have.
296
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,322
[imitates
Trumpet fanfare]
297
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,163
Oh, just
Pull off the sheet!
298
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:15,135
I give you
Rachel's place.
299
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,674
Carl,
It's beautiful.
300
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:25,112
I sought the advice of
The world's best cpa,
301
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:28,215
My own uncle
Hiram ross urkel.
302
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:30,683
According to
H. And r. Urkel...
303
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,986
Rachel's place
Should turn a profit
304
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,855
In less than one year.
305
00:17:35,922 --> 00:17:37,624
How does he know?
306
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:39,159
It's an inverse curve.
307
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,793
Rising neighborhood
Population growth
308
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:44,964
Versus declining franchises
That serve meat.
309
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,533
Oh.
310
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:51,271
We'll let you discuss
The proposition.
311
00:17:51,338 --> 00:17:53,806
If you decide
To invest, great.
312
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,308
If you decide not to,
313
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:58,678
Believe me, it's okay.
I understand.
314
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,257
Well, honey,
What do you think?
315
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,091
It's an interesting
Proposal.
316
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:14,394
I believe rachel
Could handle it.
317
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:18,131
It's obvious she really
Wants to do this.
318
00:18:18,198 --> 00:18:19,466
But I feel
Uncomfortable
319
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:22,269
About asking you to put up
So much for my sister.
320
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,770
You worked hard
For that money.
321
00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,405
No, no, no.
322
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:27,574
We worked hard
For that money.
323
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,576
Sweetheart,
Rachel is family,
324
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,879
Not just your family,
But our family.
325
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,815
But like you said, a restaurant
Is a risky business.
326
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,319
Yeah, it's a gamble,
327
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,388
But our odds
Are a lot better
328
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,257
If we bet on
Somebody we love.
329
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,658
So you want to do it?
330
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,559
Absolutely.
331
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,295
Oh, carl.
332
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,730
I just wish we could.
333
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,069
What?
334
00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,638
Well, honey,
335
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:02,275
Rachel needs just a little bit
More money than we have.
336
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,278
Oh?
337
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,148
You see...
338
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:10,550
The thing is,
339
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,419
A couple
Of months ago,
340
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:15,388
Lieutenant murtagh...
341
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,558
He gave me a good tip
On a sweet little stock,
342
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,160
So...I invested.
343
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,665
How much, carl?
344
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,636
5 grand.
345
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,940
Carl! Well, can't you
Sell the stock
346
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,007
And get the money back?
347
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,610
The stock has gone down.
348
00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,347
We'd only have enough
Money to go bowling.
349
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,516
One of us, anyway.
350
00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,420
Carl, we'll discuss
This later.
351
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,755
But in the meantime,
352
00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,624
You better pray that stock
Goes back up.
353
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:54,661
Rachel!
354
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,998
Did I keep you waiting?
355
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:00,367
Rachel, uh...
356
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:03,936
We talked it over, and we
Decided we want to help.
357
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,171
Ohh! Oh, yes!
358
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,106
Oh, thank you so much.
359
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,175
But--but...
360
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:12,679
We're a few thousand short
Of what you need.
361
00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,113
Oh.
362
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,182
I'm so sorry, rachel.
363
00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:18,851
Don't worry about it.
364
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,853
It just wasn't
Meant to be.
365
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:24,624
How dare you people
366
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:26,826
Have an investors' meeting
Without me?
367
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,460
Mama--
368
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,061
If not for steve,
369
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:31,798
I'd still be out back
Shooting hoops.
370
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,502
Here.
371
00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,905
Mother winslow,
This is a blank check.
372
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,741
You're pretty swift.
373
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,710
We need $5,000.
374
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,946
Write in a number.
Whatever you need.
375
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,515
You have the money?
376
00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:52,585
Is a frog's butt
Watertight?
377
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:55,322
Write it.
378
00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:57,824
Oh, mother winslow,
Thank you so much!
379
00:21:31,558 --> 00:21:32,825
In a few moments,
380
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,495
We'll unlock that door
And make history,
381
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:38,898
Not to mention
A whole lot of money.
382
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:39,966
A toast.
383
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,702
To rachel's place
And its beautiful owner.
384
00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,003
Thank you.
385
00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,372
Hear, hear!
386
00:21:45,438 --> 00:21:46,639
Wait, wait. One more.
387
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:47,774
Let's drink
To the person
388
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,076
Who really
Made this possible--
389
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,211
Our junior partner
Estelle winslow.
390
00:21:52,278 --> 00:21:53,813
Hear, hear!
391
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:55,915
Come on, let's dance.
392
00:21:55,982 --> 00:21:59,852
I can't wait to get down
With my bad self.
393
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:07,394
I want to thank
This young man
394
00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,397
Who holds a special
Place in my heart.
395
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:11,631
We wouldn't
Be here today
396
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:16,102
If he hadn't burnt
This place down.
397
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,837
To steve urkel.
398
00:22:17,904 --> 00:22:20,039
Yeah, steve.
399
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:21,674
Ah, thanks, everybody.
400
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,410
And we'll
All have burgers.
401
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,277
I'll just
Fire up the grill.
402
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,112
Isn't that cute?
403
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:27,880
Fire up the grill?
404
00:22:27,947 --> 00:22:29,682
Don't touch that grill!
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